Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! - You Appear Normal - EP 1

[@drewpierce9278]

Do NOT let this podcast die

[@killphantomb170]

Amen lol

[@DNYGdj]

2 months before they run out of shit to talk about.. 7 minutes in and they're talking about machine gun Kelly

[@portlandgoose4727]

@@DNYGdj what's your point? because it doesn't seem valid. when you have chemistry like they have, you don't need hot topics in order to create entertaining conversation. they could talk about what they had for breakfast yesterday and they'd probably make it funny

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

@@portlandgoose4727 the point is they broke down to the point of talking about shit like MGK 7 minutes into their first podcast, not off to a great start lol

[@kaizen5415]

i think Sal is serious..but being under married dictatorship, it depends how ok Sal's wife is with having guests over their crib for the pod..of course I say, Sal's way or the highway, be gone, we'll see

[@coolioblackman]

Sal exudes Italian grandma energy

[@nehitaabraham8780]

that is soooo true¡¡¡¡

[@johnfitz7631]

lol @@nehitaabraham8780 you can

[@Joseph-gg2uy]

It's the pillow over the crotch and the shirt that's made from a quilt

[@bisexualfrenchfry1953]

Is sal Italian?

[@Thesilvercrayon]

@@bisexualfrenchfry1953 yes

[@purevocals510]

These 2 are the gayest straight comics and I'm here for it

[@closequarters4575]

For sure gayer than Tim Dillon.

[@causewhynot6485]

Iunno Luis j stuck a gun up big jays ass

[@tombell4122]

@@causewhynot6485 Luis and Jay also literally French kissed each other for about a minute lol

[@natemillertime26]

I think Bert and Tom take that cake.

[@Shinigami920]

Only sometimes straight*

[@amymoore9341]

“For me it’s unclear. I don’t wanna make you feel like I have an authority on maggots. And I don’t really know much about much but...” 😂😂😂

[@user-wv5gv3dw5u]

Write that on my grave please

[@taylorg6395]

chrissy being a 1975 fan is 100% the most random thing ive ever heard

[@hayleylee6198]

idk what i thought his music taste would be but that definitely wasn’t it lol

[@taylorg6395]

@@hayleylee6198 honestly here for it tho

[@lizziestokes785]

And also the best thing. I would LOVE to see him chat to Matty Healy

[@els6052]

when does he says that?

[@zachmccabe7510]

Sal Vulcano, official leader of the maggot research institute

[@RJRonquillo]

I’m just here for the NYC accents.

[@RJRonquillo]

Also Sal’s crooked windscreen is giving me much anxiety.

[@jacksonbrown2692]

I’m here for sal

[@Mr.SparkyRR]

@@jacksonbrown2692 same but now I’m starting to like Chris

[@jacksonbrown2692]

@@Mr.SparkyRR I only started watching about a few weeks ago, they both are truly awesome. They need they’re own podcast

[@Katie-B]

all americans sound the same to me

[@danielleinfante5086]

"thats not Santa - thats Gary" absolutely SENT ME 🤣

[@PoissonVisageStudios]

You know maggots are just fly larvae, right? If a fly hasn't landed on the meat and put its eggs on it, you're not going to get any maggots.

[@Tincanbanana3030]

Idiots

[@lylechipperson3407]

they're goombahs lol

[@Aiur]

Thank you for saying this first

[@MoarMike]

Nah da flies add flava cuz

[@lordfordification]

Thank you, now I don't have to comment and I can boost yours.

[@sarahmcdevitt6000]

Sal maneuvering the conversation flawlessly for the 'truth about Santa' and Chrissy comes in hot with...."I found out Santa wasn't real..." 😂🤣😂🤣 I died

[@gabbie3174]

Right?!🤣 All that just for Chris to blurt it out

[@mommymousa]

ALLEGEDLY!! 😆

[@raisingradicals5564]

I'll be honest, I didn't really know who Sal was before this, I just came for Chrissy (it's what it is), but the fact that he wouldn't say the truth about Santa because he didn't "know who was listening" was so damn adorable I'll be coming back every week for the rest of my life.

[@luisrobles2872]

You’ve never seen impractical jokers?

[@gabbie3174]

It’s the other way around for me. I’ve never seen Chris before this lol

[@taylorwhitlock6411]

he is known for Impractical Jokers. Its weird seeing him do this podcast but I love it

[@samanthab1923]

Same here. Never heard of Sal but he’s a Teddy Bear. Love him

[@jbar7757]

"My Father Was Weeknd, Call Me THE" 😂 Xotwod

[@amymacdonald1128]

THIS DUO IS PERFECT. I'LL NEVER WATCH ANOTHER PODCAST AGAIN if these 2 babes continue making content. Get a time-share or apartment together and keep the camera on.

[@JuanHernandez-xp8kh]

PIGGY SANTA in ZIZZY DREAM Roblox👉 kzbin.info/www/bejne/poWTdHdmr5yafsU

[@gabbie3174]

Sal’s Santa story was so wholesome. Sal is great, definitely a funcle

[@anthoneymcclain3086]

Man I just found you guys through a tiktok clip and I couldn’t be happier you guys are hilarious and I’m having a great time watching you guys on KZbin 🤙🏻🍃🌿

[@saigebrophy4441]

Me too !!!!!

[@SinCityDarkKnight]

I bet it was the tubberware 😭😅🤣

[@cournte]

@@SinCityDarkKnight get out of my head lmao

[@SinCityDarkKnight]

@@cournte WRONG 🤣😉❤️

[@cournte]

@@SinCityDarkKnight 😆😆

[@mizzquartz]

5 minutes into this podcast and I am literally crying of laughter about the maggots. This is what we needed in 2020.

[@russelldooley5705]

Step 1: Bacteria, Step 2: ?, Step 3: maggots. The science seems good.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

😂

[@noch21Gramm]

step 2 was the sun. are you on meth?

[@BostonBlues]

step 2 was the conjoiling process as Sal stated

[@johnknott1064]

@@noch21Gramm what about the salt!!

[@jackp9570]

It’s very simple: Meat, salt, sun, bacterial conjoilation = activated internal sleeper maggots

[@brittneydaniels6065]

I'm listening to all the old episodes going through babe withdrawals, I cannot believe NoPresh is coming up on a ONE YEAR anniversary! I love you babes & buds and my life would not be as awesome if it wasn't for NoPresh! You guys have grown as a podcast on here, as well as TasteBuds. And i'm just always here for it!! Love you $al, Chrissy, Joe, & Pimpy! Thank you for these bangers. Thank you for the FREE content. Thank you for the amazing edits, laughs, battles. Just thank you!

[@NoLieIm51]

Same I remember listening to this at work it’s so cool

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

This is gonna compete with 2 bears 1 cave. It’s an east coast version.

[@jordancosgrove6892]

For real. 2 seals one shore

[@jordancosgrove6892]

2 whales one beach

[@corpsmankind]

2 hotdogs 1 bun

[@brookeb452]

Love both. Two different vibes

[@brookeb452]

And if you haven’t checked it out.. Bad Friends!!

[@DaveFlip]

Sal is nice to listen to calming and gives a sense of vulnerability and nostalgia.

[@borisbadenov9863]

Whatever you do, don't call your fans "Babies". That has a history of ending badly, babes!

[@DmitryPolovka]

S'free 'cunsh babe

[@anaya51]

@@DmitryPolovka 🤣

[@Juiceinktattoos]

@@DmitryPolovka I am DEAD!!!!

[@BlairBryngelson]

you all loved him once kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6HdgqluidWYn5o

[@jamesdavis4554]

this is bad

[@sagem9224]

truly and honestly this is the best podcast I've ever heard.

[@tommymoriarty829]

"Oh raw?" "Raw" "Raw"

[@fayz-dayz]

That part had me dead😂

[@kimberquirky]

Did I ever tell you… I’ve been working all of these podcasts randomly… and now I hear Sal talking about Christmas and family and I’m falling in love again! Gahhhhh ! Lol LOVE THE PODS, babes!

[@PolishCorey]

This is the greatest surprise in podcast history.

[@juicywolf2122]

"Tony pack your shit and get out" I love it

[@Christinar626]

Chris is the wildest stories ive ever heard

[@lovemeeme14forever]

“no I don’t think there’s maggots that are just keeping it on the down low” love you Sal

[@BoxofRoxRacing]

“Lap Pillows” is my suggestion for the name, each week they have a different pillow to cover their mid section.

[@michellethompson726]

Its to cover their bellys

[@jordan_velasquez]

Great merch for them!

[@Alex_MTG]

LOL that is funny

[@jenaeestelle3032]

HAHA! true comfort

[@justanothercrackerkid]

Why am i only learning about this podcast now?!

[@Ironman829]

"Tony pack your shit up and get out. Last time my Dad was ever at my house." Let me tell you I was and am still HOWLING LAUGHING

[@stevenhouseman3769]

I started listening to this today...all I can say is thank you gentleman. The world needs more of this.

[@tbone3637]

I love how they say they will stay on topic then totally go the other way, I love it so much😂😂

[@bodypoliticmedia]

I’m so excited this podcast is a thing. I needed Chrissy to have the freedom to tell stories like the one with his pops and the fake salami

[@BrittMeetsWorld]

This podcast is adhd personified and I am so happy with it 😅 following along has never been easier! 💙🤟🏽

[@orangerox12]

At 30 years old I'm finally realizing I have ADHD. I can totally keep up with everything they're saying and relate to getting so distracted

[@charlottem.1477]

Oh, is that what that means?

[@samanthab1923]

Did you grow up in a big family?

[@LaurenAwtry001]

Sal seems like the most genuine guy! He’s going to make such a great dad someday

[@Awakened5555]

Sal is not having kid's.

[@tyriceking7358]

@@Awakened5555 facts 💯

[@FrostyNipz]

"My dad is a FULL MONSTER!" with the voice crack had me in TEARS 😭😭😭 16:34

[@demarice]

Chrissy and Yannis perfected that voice crack on History Hyenas. They do it all the time now, it's a device that makes whatever they're saying extra captivating.

[@akayan5832]

Them trying to explain/understand maggots, was pure gold😄 they tried so hard to feel smart

[@hskkjw]

as soon as i heard “that’s not santa that’s gary” i fucking lost it

[@erckle007]

19:50 I had tears in my eyes when Chris grabbed a whole other couch and put it on his lap.

[@JuanHernandez-xp8kh]

Can’t wait for the bad friends hey babe crossover episode

[@taylorzimny3247]

"Welcome back to Man Shit. Wanna' see mans poop? Okey, here dey' go..."

[@deathmoth6243]

I love Sal so much, I'm so glad this exists. 🥺♥️

[@fabfivepickers]

So pumped for this pod.. huge fan of both of these guys. Also... Chrissy's dad stories.. please don't let this Podcast die.

[@josephfragomeni]

Several laugh out loud moments. Please keep this duo going!!!!

[@tylercurtis6720]

Just here to relive the beginning of the 🐐 podcast.

[@_boof]

It's great to see a duo in the lgbt community have a voice.

[@josef2012]

YAAAAAAASSS!

[@jackrohrer2773]

Would’ve been better with their straight friend Tim Dillon though :(

[@evylange2888]

AHAHAHAHAA OH GOD

[@finnrater4812]

@Levi Johnson allegedly 😂

[@TheEnderEd]

When I saw “Sal and Chris” I thought to myself well this would crazy if it was Sal Vulcans and Chris DiStefano and I’m so happy it is

[@steviefranchize21]

Love this! So happy that life brought these 2 together in a podcast.

[@danielleinfante5086]

two of my fav people that i didn't know knew each other... wow the collab we all needed!!!

[@zacharygunner3329]

Love it. Could put it up there with king and the sting, bad friends, 2bears 1 cave, history hyenas. Can't wait for more of these!!

[@paddygallagher6879]

I agree a 100%

[@coolM353]

This is delightful! The stories are insane and I can’t wait to hear what else is in store!

[@ndgtv1923]

51:04 "Santa doesn't come in your bedroom" Unless your Chris's mom

[@stormzrule4]

I’ve never ever been happier with a podcast. Please start a Patreon for this so I can give it all my money

[@franciscop6295]

i fucking love that these two started this, im going to watch every episode lmao

[@spencersharp7899]

this is the greatest podcast of all time and i hope this podcast lasts 1000000 episodes this is actually a masterpiece

[@sonzalez]

I love how Chris looks around the room for approval as he explains maggots

[@maceroee]

Can't get enough of Chrissy D. I love his father's stories. Keep on telling them.

[@jeffreyhall4275]

Sooo glad that this is a thing!

[@markb4168]

You guys are great together! Perfect chemistry I'm a fan. Always wanted Chris to have his own show since he used to do the mini interviews with the comics on that stand up show between the commercials. KZbin is the shit. Can't wait to see what Chris n Sal can do with this, I absolutely would watch daily, so entertaining.

[@summerbaby21]

This is already the greatest podcast ever

[@sethbase6960]

I’m so glad youtube recommended this to me

[@elifulano4715]

Yanni looks a little different...

[@ryanstoyles7611]

yanni never really could see that well

[@ZMB-on5ub]

I fully believe he could grow a full beard in a week or less.

[@YoDeMoxie]

Upgrade

[@syrussthagreat237]

Lmaoo

[@samanthab1923]

I just watched his new show with CK & Joe List. CK not a fan.

[@leorubio5653]

7 min in and Love this POD Gents! :). Stick with this, your both phenomenal conversationalists that have really cool rapport and obviously funny AF!

[@wren1577]

this and the sweet boys podcast are the best things on the internet

[@dimps86jl]

This is pure magic! You guys have great chemistry

[@nicholasmannino9564]

This is now a top 5 podcast for me, I 2 minutes and 3 seconds in

[@alexb0604]

As much as i love chris and yannis together these two just fit! Please keep these commin!! Love chris’s stories!! 😂

[@johnblanchard2520]

Chrissy D can’t miss, always right on my chest.

[@muckurhand68]

I just started listening to you guys. listened to a couple of episodes now I'm gonna hear all of them!

[@JesseDiebolt]

This is amazing. Imagine if What Say You comes back too! 😩😩😩😩😩

[@JennywithaG76]

Best vibe ever… I don’t know the last time I laughed this much.

[@abbimummert5437]

I know I'm not the only one that would volunteer to help Sal start a family 😂😂

[@katherinetaylor3326]

Chrissy and Sal discovering how stage names work for four and a half minutes. Best part of my day 😆

[@xlifeiswarx]

Sal lookin like the "Love Guru"

[@unyielding.entertainment]

I remember when this episode came out, I had just gotten back from the hospital and this was the first thing I watched. It really helped me through a rough time, Long Live Hey Babe!

[@jale.c796]

Sal will always be my favorite 😍

[@joanneoreilly3342]

I like "did I ever tell you this?" for a name! Great podcast, Chrissy shines when with the right person!

[@carriefish]

Sal and Chrissy not knowing that maggots come from flies laying eggs is what I needed today

[@_walruseater]

same!

[@supersmithersshow6425]

Honestly I did not expect this to be as good as it is, I'm hooked! But if Tim's not going to be a part of it have him as a guest ASAP that'd be crazy

[@larrymcjones]

“That’s not Santa that’s Gary” lmao that’s too good

[@jessicahale5793]

This is the podcast I didn’t know I needed but now cannot do without!! You’re perfect together babes... and add in Tim Dillon? Holy Shit. I loved Sal trying to maintain “the truth about Santa” like a bunch of 8 year olds are watching this & there will never be enough stories about Chrissy’s dad imo 😂😂

[@kleb42]

I appreciated his dedication to not breaking the third Santa wall 😂

[@carolinearias3223]

I can’t believe I’m just discovering this podcast. I am so happy

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

👍

[@ambabamba7271]

😂😂😂“There’s a rekindling, a rekindling of my mother & father ...” 🔥🕯🛑

[@FluffyMatzahBalls]

"... You know what? No. I take back everything I just said. I was free-associating my feelings and was misguided." Chris' face and "thank you" LOL I laughed so hard

[@VS666]

I fuckin lost it when he called the elf Sneezy hahahaha

[@PhotosByAO]

This is a genuine gold mine waiting to be dug up. Podcast name suggestion: “How Bout This”

[@armdatrack]

My new favourite podcast, and I listen to a LOT of podcasts. Best first episode ever. Give us merch!

[@bridgetwalsh6379]

I love the way Sal says tooth "toot-th".

[@coyner585]

Definitely in my top 5 favorite podcasts for sure!!

[@taylorevangelista7231]

I love the whole conversation about Pete and colson

[@RD24LFG]

Hey babes. I've seen many recent Epies, but I'm starting from the beginning. It'll be like a babes history sesh. Gawd bless

[@RikkoSeven]

The podcast should be called “It’s on the table - With Chrisy and Salvy”

[@martinquijada807]

I just stumbled on this podcast and just want to say thank you guys ! Gold pure gold !

[@HPMvdBerg]

Chris had the pillow that was there for Tim Dillon.

[@RESTORED_REPUBLIQ]

Love this 🤣🤣... "did i ever tell you"

[@Birdman2003]

Salvatore "The Saddle" Volcano .

[@raulsoto3313]

You guys are absolutely doing numbers and quickly. This is great to see.

[@wesleybiasi4751]

Bruh imagine if Tim D was actually on this too, it'd be goated beyond belief! Hot shit though boys looking forward to some good shit.

[@Tired_Boie]

I love both of these guys separately, so to know that they know eachother let alone making a podcast together, it’s amazing