Twice Bitten | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 177

[@terryaxl5265]

Petition to get the pod duration up to an hr+

[@tinaventurini5465]

It’s free. Let them do what they can do.

[@terryaxl5265]

@@tinaventurini5465 or start a petition to get the pod duration up to an hr+

[@TurboComedy]

Lmaooo it’s 45 min same shit lol

[@JP-rj1cd]

I believe there's an active petition at Bloom Cafe. You should take it up with them

[@terryaxl5265]

@@TurboComedy is it? Lol

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

WE WANT AN HOUR POD BACK!!

[@jadenkelly4032]

I’ve been taking this issue up with the bloom cafe for weeks now

[@OptionalDilemma]

When you make 100k a month like Sal you don’t give a fuckkkkk

[@timbrown6715]

@@OptionalDilemmajealous much

[@OptionalDilemma]

@@timbrown6715 jealous for speaking the truth? Guilty as charged

[@tylerhood1217]

Yall. It's a free podcast. Don't be afraid to be happy with what you have. If it's that important to you I strongly suggest getting a life and leave the babes to be babes

[@dot_t]

Sal babe, you were so great on Theo's pod! It was wonderful to hear you talk about your daughter and wife. Very moving and beautiful! Nice interview ❤️✨

[@justinallen5215]

It was so good. Instant classic!

[@TrashParadiseKing]

Soooo good. I got choked up with him and can’t wait to be a father one day. I know I’m gonna be exactly like him.

[@WaterGirlNYC]

It was my favorite Sal pod ever.

[@briannefaulkner3734]

He has a daughter!!!???????????????

[@aliciainbloom]

Balls blown off about sally having a daughter

[@Joey-ry4qt]

Can’t wait for Sal’s special tomorrow at 1pm. I’ll be there, congrats Sal

[@odeleya1768]

It was amazing! I had my doubts, I won’t lie bc sometimes comedians are better on podcasts or tv shows than they are at standup. But he got me laughing the whole way through!

[@kookoobonkers]

I have seen every single episode. I even invitated yall to my wedding. I had no idea Sal had a whole wife and child. So so so happy for you. You guys give my husband and I many laughs. Thank you! Keep it up!

[@seanfreeland2092]

If you guys read my comment, and I know that you are, you babes are the best. So are the babes who listy wisty to the pods. Keep cooking!

[@popofpink11]

i’ve gotta say the production is like night and day for me since the change. audio and brightness are perfect levels, pictures/videos actually inserted for us to watch. loving it babes

[@MPHswayze]

Warm comforting Riceroni is more reliable than some loud flashy pimp

[@Barfinjoe]

Packed my lunch in tubboware for the pod today. Foook yeah

[@mintyk4115]

✨ ALLEGEDLY ✨

[@YourFriendly8]

Sals special did not disappoint!!!!!! What a beautifully arranged and delivered dose of stand up!!!!!🎉🎉🎉

[@ryanguenther7497]

Came to say thank you to Sal for the unbelievable stand up special. It made my heart very full. You feel things like I do, and it is refreshing to see it. Thanks for making me whole week better. ❤ Oh, also hey Chris.

[@N8CRE8]

You best believe I hit that “ AND IIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS HEY BABEEEE 🔥🔥🔥🔥”

[@cherryrosesxo]

Your lady is so special for her to cook new things all the time for your family. God bless her ❤

[@brianwhorton5619]

Anxiously awaiting the special, and for these pods to fill a full hour again lol

[@GymAndSun]

12:28 “I’m sure it doesn’t taste as good as he does” Freudian slip Chrissy 🔥

[@ashvice_advicewithash]

😂😂😂

[@caterinadc5567]

Hey Sal, A) So happy for you, to hear about your family! Thank you for sharing on Theo's podcast, so your audience can be happier knowing about your own happiness. P.S. Remember to feel free to still set whatever boundaries you want. People knowing your family exists is different from you being obliged to answer any particular question anyone has about them on any particular day. I'm just glad that you can now (hopefully) feel more free to talk about them when it feels organically natural to do so, and won't have to navigate a riddle maze to talk about your life while avoiding lying while also keeping a secret that really doesn't have to be a secret. (Or, feeling forced into split-second reaction-lying if backed into a corner where you either have to lie or that person is the first person you tell, and maybe that's not the first person you want to tell or the first context where you want it to become public information... **cough** the nice dude on the Dropouts pod who directly asked if Sal had children, when clearly Sal wasn't ready for that to be the moment he told the public for the first time, and it seemed like he reacted out of panic **cough**. Hopefully, now that Sal later shared with Theo so the basics are public information, he won't find himself in that awkward situation again. He's talked about how important honesty and integrity are for him so I imagine he felt really uncomfortable telling a direct lie, and I hope it now feels like a weight is lifted knowing he had control of the first time he shared the info publicly, and from here on out he doesn't have to lie about having a family but can just straightforwardly moderate the amount of information he shares about them. You can acknowledge a pipe exists while also acknowledging that the spigot is closed and you're not opening it to share the contents with people..) Remember that you still get to set whatever terms you want, and it's totally okay if, should someone ask you a question about them that you don't want to answer for ANY REASON (your reasons are yours), you just give a polite stock answer and redirect the conversation instead of giving details. You don't have to feel out of control from people knowing that you have a family; you can take control in terms of what you do vs don't share about them. It doesn't have to include a lie; you can just truthfully not want to tell someone something, and it's fine to say that. (Though I know with your popularity and friendly image you may want to find a cheerful, joking way to do that.) B) Looking forward to your special tomorrow! Your passion for your work is inspiring (I'm at a crossroads stage of my own life right now and appreciate watching artists of various kinds just do, and work hard at, what they want to do). I'll be tuning in to support, for sure! Hope you're having a great week 🙏

[@annagracecook]

“I wanted to talk to you about turnips” 😂 Chrissy Keto

[@DakotaFishes]

Chris and Sal for president 2024 🎉

[@jiggycalzone8585]

Like both of them are co-president? Because im listening

[@theovonmiller7811]

Rather have them as co-presidents than the options we have now!

[@marlonjennings2093]

Dionne Warwick’s sister singing That’s what friends are for to Whitney Houston after she redacted her is very funny. Now and again we get Legion of skanks Sal and I love it 😂

[@josef2012]

26:07 Not shouting out Michael McKean from Spinal Tap,SNL+Laverne and Shirley is criminal ❤

[@apollyon8596]

WE WANT THE HOUR BACK BLOOM CAFE HAS TAKEN TOO MUCH

[@ashvice_advicewithash]

Poor poor Bloomie Woomies😂😂

[@jesslynn6239]

Sal you might as well add “Forever Now” by Michael Bublé to your songs that cause instant waterworks. As a parent, it’s so moving. Love you babes❤

[@atlaslasair4772]

27:07 reminds me of Cyberpunk 2077, having a feature installed in your body that automatically translates languages you hear near you. Absolutely wild.

[@pauli7457]

Thanks Babes! 🌈🦄💖

[@willdtr]

Sal the special was amazing!

[@chellie7887]

You know why Chris is crying because he's with jazzy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@e2eky1e]

I love how they talk all about how they don't cook and then it goes directly into a HelloFresh Ad about all the things they cook lol

[@bekindrewind4232]

Nobody talks about the Frugal Gourmet anymore, my mother was obsessed. Still use his potato soup recipe to this day

[@austin5317]

Molly Baz was a contribtor and worked in the test kitchen for Bon Apetite magazine, just FYI for anybody interested in Sals comments

[@angeladelia7472]

The prosciutto guy!!

[@morticianjosh7116]

Sal’s new spesh is 🔥

[@Aj10xd]

Besides the player….THAT JERSEY IS FIREEE🔥🔥🔥 represent the boys 🙏🏽

[@dduffy777]

Good to see Chrissy Conspiracies is back!

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Parody the song I Will Always Love You very good Sal and Chris Happy Thursday Babes Hey Babe

[@TeamRay0421]

"That's what psychic friends are for"🎶🎶😂

[@goldstardailypay]

Cat's in the Cradle always makes me cry 😭

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

I watched the Frugal Gourmet when I was a kid!❤

[@kemonokamizuko2165]

Black guys coffee🔥🔥🔥

[@BigO78]

Love to see the Temptations love.

[@kaylar5658]

I ❤ u guys😂😊 ty for making my day better !! Please consider doing a live show at the danbury palace theatre

[@richardandrade9418]

It's sad after skipping through adds, i can watch the full episode on my 30 min lunch break

[@caterinadc5567]

Isn't that better than not being able to watch a full episode on your lunch break? You get closure, lol.

[@babalous7479]

Let's Go Rangers!!!!!!!!! Also, Audio doesn't work that way but fuck that if now all of a sudden it does.

[@bekindrewind4232]

Damn you Sal, Whitney Houston "I Will Always Love You" always gets me hard. Just went down a rabbit hole and cried way too hard

[@DMB088]

Just subbed to 800 pound gorilla so I can watch tomorrow while I'm working!

[@Dreamdream2122]

Hey babes … girls dads !

[@heresthemandate2140]

Im sorry but Sal has an Ozempic face these days😂😂😂

[@shaneboswell9872]

I love a positive man cry! It happens more than our girls know.

[@TorinMckenna-xu3jl]

Ahhh… time for a bong hit and “hey babe”…

[@jasoncarrick5461]

Dope jersey Chrissy Crosscheck!

[@drgonzo1971]

Jimmy Carter has been in hospice for a while now

[@CranjisMcBuckets]

molly baz worked for bon appetit for years and was all over their youtube channel. shes also been on jimmy kimmel

[@sneakyalpaca5167]

Cooking isn’t a skill, it is a craft.

[@dwightpettit6489]

REDBAR IS WATCHING

[@MKult84]

That AI earbud, would be tremendous at the nail salon.

[@ashvice_advicewithash]

Girl YES. WE WANT TO KNOWWW.

[@420johonig]

Hey Pimp how come Dal didn't release his KZbin special on No Presh network? Why pit it on someone else's page?

[@ripdroson]

They started phoning in the pods since the view count went down. Hey Babe could use a little Homeless Pimp!

[@iFish12]

The transition music to the ads was a huge jump scare for me haha. I would’ve loved to see it from the 3rd person

[@chaserichison-hu3re]

2 hour pod please 🙏🏻 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Stiiizyz]

They hiatus now just to show you that this is asking too much

[@NewEnglandTea]

Finally!

[@timothyritchie2553]

That’s at least a 10-15 man job with a ladder

[@ashvice_advicewithash]

And twice the time to make it back up!

[@RGEF1006]

11:43 Looks like Dan Carney’s brother.

[@johng.4711]

Loving the 45 minute format!

[@tonicassis619]

I have the Frugal Gourmet cookbook

[@keelyhart1504]

Hey babe

[@kaithoudek8410]

Babes talk about terrified, all if this AI stuff is terrifying 😭

[@garretthutcheson2649]

Hey babes

[@SantinoProvenzano]

Dropouts podcast sent me here now I'm subscribed to your mailing list that's crazy you should work with them

[@Utahutes6969]

Chris please be my step dad (my parent’s are still married)

[@sbrownc4l]

Step bro what are you doing?

[@mirandapolyard199]

Im surprised Sal didn’t drop the news he had a daughter on Hey Babe

[@samanthalei]

BABES!?❤

[@bnutz8]

Buck Fiden!

[@marclau6974]

LET'S GO BRANDON!!!!

[@ImSoSquiddyy]

the islanders fan in me is unable to get past the tavares jersey

[@Hipp00]

Distefano and Joe De Rosa have something in common They both can't podcast for longer than an hour without their brains turning on themselves.

[@whoarewe3557]

I really hope your special does well, putting it on that other channel, I’m not sure if that decision will benefit how well the special does or if putting in on this channel would have been better. Regardless best wishes

[@OptionalDilemma]

Get Johnny castle on the pod

[@donmatter1219]

Chrissy Kitchens!

[@cyninin1346]

❤❤

[@DefinitelyNotMyRealName]

Nugget says what say you pod is better

[@autumnbramble4079]

I love whitman’s chocolates i’m 27 years old this this truly feels like a personal attack both against me and whitman’s

[@autumnbramble4079]

take it back

[@bigdaddyjoshyTV]

Come back please babe

[@Rona44]

CAN SAL BE POW NEXT WEEK

[@ThePuffMuff]

Why is the view count so low ive been starting binging the beginning and now its so different but why though they are so good

[@ktobidarbi]

I don't care about Colin Jost.

[@mylesmac34]

chrissy taveres jerseys are not allowed babe

[@christineryan4876]

Wtf happened with the Dublin gig??? 😭😭😭

[@Wompychikcen]

Im only gay when I watch this podcast, I promise mom!

[@MeloneKidd]

First, hell ya I did it again

[@arleneliftschrist6240]

Mmm where pimpy?

[@josef2012]

Homeless Heaven 🙏👼

[@kookoobonkers]

He left a couple months ago now I think. Went on to other projects. 😢

[@TheeJasonReyes]

Music was "better" back then cause nowadays everyone listens to the same two genres and never branch out thus making music nowadays seem the same AND an over abundance of so many artists in rhe same genre. Want new music? Branch out to stuff you dont listen to on the regular,babes.

[@leftfield4outer]

I thought twice bitten was a reference to the movie once bitten. Sadly not true.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Inspired by the movie, and Sal being attacked twice 🤣

[@taylormarie7495]

first comment hey babes!!! ❤

[@stevelafave560]

Sal should definitely get a dog. Dont think about the lifespan think about the memories you could make.

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

Would love to play the piano before I could speak to someone in another language or stand over a hot stove and cook for them…

[@PK-94]

Chris if you don’t wanna pod just quit dude , he’s always mailing in every pod he doesn’t even give a fuck anymore

[@lazylion420]

this half hour shit with ads ain't it, chief

[@boondock6055]

To short guys quit slackin

[@jeffreytopnick4710]

Terrified rules

[@Lissssssah11]

i am bilingual, good cook and can play instruments but i don't enjoy any of those - wish i enjoyed them - enjoying a "skill" is what most ppl prob long for more than the skill itself

[@aminshahsavar8348]

like a snippet of a podcast lol shows how little time an effort u actually put into it

[@gradzelli]

Chrissy No-Pets