Richest Person in History | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 32

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

IM THE RICHEST IN LIFE BECAUSE I GET TO WORK WITH THE CUTEST BABE! 🙌🏳️‍🌈BUT THEN AGAIN FUCK 17MIL, LET’S GET THIS FUGGER MONEY $$$💵💵💵

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAAAASSS

[@jettaraison1076]

FACTS CHRISSY BABE!!! 😁

[@georgellass]

Word prepresent

[@a.k.4o]

Fun fact about the Mongolians. Their silk shirts acted as armor against arrows. The silk would only allow the arrows to penetrate about a 1/2 inch. That fact is responsible for soldiers of opposing armies. Believing the Mongolians were super humans

[@radkouse1of1]

@@a.k.4o tell me more

[@randallflagg242]

When Chris gets Sal laughing uncontrollably, I end up joining in. This podcast is pure gold

[@monicaaguiar6875]

The pillow behind Chris. Point pushed in. Hey babes!

[@828_Nate]

I stared at it almost the whole show! 😂

[@offmymeds2994]

Make no mistake, cuz. That pillow got cracked open and cleaned out.

[@monicaaguiar6875]

@@828_Nate Same! Was also the first thing I noticed. Ha!

[@alizemontoya9277]

He does it for Sal because Sal has said in the past that points bother him

[@monicaaguiar6875]

@@alizemontoya9277 Yes, that's why I pointed it out. Now I always look for that. 😀

[@ERlrg]

The PTSD in the phrase “Then the Crab Cakes come out…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samhuff999]

I love homeless pimps laugh and when he says "oh my god". It's the best.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSS SHOUT OUT THP

[@TightLeather1]

Sal’s laughing is contagious and he coughs just like my dad

[@PapaJosh111]

He farts like my Mom

[@Pretzils1031]

@@PapaJosh111 I know

[@jcmnd]

I love how Chrissy Cliffhanger picked up right where he left off haha

[@monsieurdildo]

Brilliant!

[@jadedjay7861]

Pure gold

[@amtuttavilla]

Baffled by Chris’s pronunciation of “Genghis” and how it changed half way through the conversation.

[@bender8784]

Brian Regan got in his ear…

[@killz619]

He's actually pronouncing it correctly but switched it to match Sal's old mispronouncation. Should have gone with your got Chrissy!

[@matguerra333]

OH HOW WE LAUGHED!

[@matguerra333]

JENGIS IS COMPLETELY CORRECT PRONUNCIATION (ACCORDING TO DAN CARLIN) (WHO WE KNOW IS WATCHING)

[@PretENDOgolf]

Sal would be the ultimate friend to have. It's just what it is babes

[@schingh1973]

Always has been, forever will be Babe

[@dakotarivera2646]

Chrissy too!

[@adeliasafira12]

i like how kane tanaka is now the official asset of this pod

[@lazylion420]

first half of every Hey Babe has become Taste Buds while the first half of every Taste Buds has become Hey Babe

[@chrissweet6369]

Sal now has another argument for Martinis, bombing in front of Billionaires.

[@chanelmademoiselle-quick1415]

I thought of this too 😂🤣

[@chrissweet6369]

@@chanelmademoiselle-quick1415 Team Joey D or Team Sal?

[@chanelmademoiselle-quick1415]

@@chrissweet6369 no debate I love my home boy sal

[@chrissweet6369]

@@chanelmademoiselle-quick1415 Hahaha .All day!!

[@Airbender1023]

I die on the inside Everytime sal corrects Chris's pronunciation of words, but then Chris says it with so much confidence it makes sal question life as he knows it

[@trollwizard1258]

I bet Jangis Cons' umbiblical cord was inpossible to cut.

[@poopybody1469]

*inbiblical

[@precerik]

@@poopybody1469 imbiblical

[@kylecantlon8690]

Just put it in some tubberwear

[@UpsideDownTown]

I bet he cut that shit himself

[@lukewojdylo9241]

Chuck Nordic did it with his teeth.

[@DMB088]

My favorite thing in this entire world is when Chrissy mispronounces something and Sal questions him on it. The dialogue and expressions that follow are priceless 💜

[@supremebuffalo6322]

Inpossible

[@truerambler]

Shout out Hey Babe for rocking these Thursdays for the podcast world

[@Recklessnerd]

I always think Chris doesn’t know half the songs and just try’s to vibe along with Sal, he always sounds so unsure lol

[@Fender0ckreR]

Sal correcting Chris on his spelling is hilarious. We all have words we've been saying wrong our whole lives.

[@mayamattison]

Babe you scared me for a second!! I was worried Tom Brady wasn’t getting a shoutout this ep 😭

[@lovetreking]

Chrissy: “I haven’t understood anything” 🤣🤣🤣

[@erikarivard9110]

Sal giggling about "crab cakes come out" is killing me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lavendernoodlecoffee]

Disliking this video? That’s not very babe of you babe.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

BABE WHAT THE HECK BABE

[@michaelasrich7831]

53 people prolly got mad at the babes saying “I think they should put a warning on soda cuz it’s literally poison” 😂

[@TasteBudsPod]

DISSstefano! OF COURSE YOU BOMBED 😂

[@mimigiggles4199]

Should have had a margarita!

[@rontoothaker4045]

When Sal said “im” and made that face I died laughing. Silly Chrissy

[@Sebshuerta]

Whenever my pup hears the hey babe theme song her lil tail starts a-waggin'

[@Thelilbone]

"Don't be afraid" so soothing my name is Sebastian too

[@Sebshuerta]

@@Thelilbone respect

[@mookiecy]

@@Thelilbone don't be afraid of your feelings babe

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

I can’t wait to unwrap the Sal and Chris Christmas album later this year, HIT AFTER HIT BABE

[@christopher_charles]

I just noticed Sal has cue cards for Jokers framed with, what I can only assume are lovely hand written notes, framed on the wall. Now that’s adorable babe.

[@Grace-cf8oc]

They’re from Conan O’Brien - that’s definitely his signature on them. Ca-yoot!

[@nhccuz7230]

At the hospital while my son has surgery, so glad they decided to drop this morning been waiting on that notification 🔥 these hour vids feel like 30 mins

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Good luck to your son. Hope all goes well.

[@nhccuz7230]

@@Magnificent_Mustang I appreciate that. Just getting home & getting him sum rest..

[@iFish12]

Hope your son is recovering well babe

[@davidosorio4249]

Instant joy babe. The story of Chrissy Dripdrop bombing with Cohen omg.

[@__grimalkin]

Chris: Jengis Khan The entirety of History Hyenas: am I a joke to you?

[@josephbouvier8195]

Chrissy pleeeease say “umbiblical cord” in front of Sal

[@aimee8520]

Lmaooo I love you

[@solomonnguyen3155]

😂

[@Thelilbone]

inbilical chord

[@josephbouvier8195]

Lol he was pronouncing it umbiblical 🤣

[@sherrysmithperry8438]

🤣🤣🤣😜😜😄😄🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@dentonvisual]

Two of the funniest story tellers on KZbin, without a doubt.

[@WildGamingDark]

Currently watching all the episodes of hey babe. Just now started 8 can’t wait to make it here after I’m done with the rest

[@rodgerjamesbeck]

A new episode of Hey Babe is the best part of my week.

[@kaykaygonzalez1890]

someone needs to make a compilation of Sal just correcting Chris throughout the podcast 😂

[@bobbyfreebandz1732]

I swear I had 1 minute left and I was commenting, “did that give Tom Brady a shout out?” Love this pod!!!!

[@2542lauren]

Love watching Chris’s speech therapy each week on the pod. Y’all are perfect, never change

[@marja553]

Chrissy is a trooper for doing that gig. It was totally worth it though, great story!🤣😂

[@evanferree]

Sal’s laugh is so infectious bruh 🤣😂

[@dustinfitz4651]

The impossible part started just as my mushrooms kicked in and I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. Thank you for making me experience horror and happiness at the same time.

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

“I can’t fight and I’m not a tough person”. Literally, same, Sal. I am literally the same 😂

[@yeaokaysure]

These are the only ads I don’t skip through. Top notch!

[@fatman6995]

Do you understand how many more people would enjoy and watch this if it was 2hrs+

[@jadedjay7861]

Wrong. These are long enough, this has been Hey Babe!

[@saraduszynski506]

OMG love when Sal laughs so hard - even heard a snort! made my day

[@raquelf5891]

Love when a new ep comes out on my birthday, HEY BABES !! 🤍

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

🎉🎁Happy Birthday!🎉🎁

[@raquelf5891]

@@Magnificent_Mustang thank you !!!

[@jamieredden8124]

Yaaaaaaassssssss finally. been waiting all morning

[@abigailboegler3891]

I love all the extra bits that they add to each other’s stories, supes presh!

[@DweeD1516]

Presh is short for pressure not precious as in "no pressure"

[@abigailboegler3891]

@@DweeD1516 I’m aware, but thanks for the clarification.

[@DweeD1516]

@@abigailboegler3891 you're welcome

[@jamieredden8124]

It's inpossible not to love this poddy woddy

[@kbtrekkie]

I just realized, I've been saying impossible wrong my whole life and I do know how to spell it. Thanks Babe!

[@valeriadelgado316]

FINALLLY!!!! Babes, we can finally get our day started!

[@harrietx5152]

hey babes thanks for serenading us

[@ronrod992]

One of the best episodes by far. Shout out to the babes if you are reading this and i know that you are.

[@nicoleeliz]

I’m new and I’ve been watching old episodes back to back and the amount of times theyve brought up Tom Brady has me dying. 😂😂

[@sandiasurfers3174]

Homeless Pimp : “Gay pride’s better than Christmas” CLIP IT!

[@jenmiller9518]

Every Thursday I scream THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! and run to my laptop.

[@ayydubs987]

saaaame! but it's always just to myself, i feel like a lunatic 😂😂

[@jenmiller9518]

@@ayydubs987 Oh no worries I’m definitely the only one in my apartment when I’m screaming And also singing the intro song along with them 🤣❤️

[@ayydubs987]

@@jenmiller9518 lol! so true 😌💜💜

[@ChanelFDSays123]

I yearn to have the amount of crazy stories that Chrissy has

[@DweeD1516]

I have just as crazy stories but without the celebrities and famous people so yeah his stories are most definitely crazier and more interesting lol

[@geo_no_go2657]

Thursdays are for the Hey Babes

[@NoPreshNetwork]

WELCOME BABES!

[@JunkBondTrader]

lol impossible is such a common word, I love Chris. When Sal asks him what letter it was, he's sounded stoked he knew knew the answer "That's an M!" 18:52

[@HawaiianPunch557]

That story in the beginning about the Mets owner was so damn funny

[@jedibuscus]

Love how Sal is either fainting or coughing when laughing too hard 😂

[@joslynm7359]

Yasss just what I need! After a long day of work I get to decompress with the truest babes ever, Sal and Chrissy 💕 fuckin blessed lol

[@cheesienips8556]

I absolutely love the anticipation of what the next cliff hanger will be. I hope that bit never stops babes!

[@vivflores2980]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG I can’t freaking breathe!! I love these two!!

[@callmeforce-x]

ALOHA BABES🤙 Have a blessed weekend and thanks for the KHANtent!

[@presleydavis360]

super excited i just bought a ticket to see chrissy chaos in nashville this fall. been watching clips from his stand up and would love to witness some chrissy crowdwork 👀. oh yeah by the way babes, not sure if anyones heard of that one guy tom brady? it's hard to miss him since he's carrying that superbowl win on his back. shouts out buccaneers

[@johnblanchard2520]

Dude, I love the cliffhanger endings! I laugh so hard every time. Thanks for the great content and the Thursday boost that gets us all through.

[@Jords329]

Thanks babes! I needed this today ❤️

[@DriLL3iT]

I love Chrissy Story time so friggin much dude. 🤣🤣

[@Rpalma2250]

Been waiting all week for this one WOOOOOO

[@kayleyxoxox]

“All Ms, babe. Always has been, always will be.” 19:03 🥰😍

[@maruzencentral]

Can't freaking wait for impractical jokers tonight. _Hey babe!_

[@erikarivard9110]

And Backyard Bar Wars!!! Shout out Chrissy babe!!!!

[@Rpalma2250]

Hey Babes! Thanks for the great episode keep up the great work!

[@romandepaz5215]

Holy hell that story from the gig was hilarious

[@Rebel-grains]

I had such a horrendously stressful week at work this week thank you for this i needed a laugh

[@taylordial1231]

This podcast is the reason for the Tastebuds Crabcake episode, and the Martini episode lol

[@deyannaf4380]

I just dropped my pint icecream lid 2 times laughing at this 11:30

[@WADE022]

The way Sal pronounces the word during is like this, “Dooring” the middle of the show 😂😂 he says dooring instead of during. It’s that New York City accent

[@offthecouch4381]

The ad reads are so good I actually listen to them.

[@LorenzoChristopherOrs]

Take shot everytime Chaos says "literally"

[@KSpeagsBby]

I was STRESSSSSED thinking we weren’t going to get our super bowl talk in whewwwww. Love you babes

[@matguerra333]

@22:50 "MAYBE I SHOULD UP IT" for some reason just made me laugh (IF I'M BEING 100% HONEST)((SOLID 30 sex...(OH, HOW WE LAUGHED!)) LOVE THESE CRAZY KIDS. SHOUT OUT BABES.

[@WackJallis]

Love these babes through rich and poor

[@guyledouche6039]

Skip ad read---> 32:45 Skip 2nd/last ad read--> 46:47

[@guyledouche6039]

@@torched80 lmao always.... but if my YT channel got sponsored I'd sell out too, so I get it but I still like to provide timestamps cuz even people with ad blockers or YT Premuim still hafta listen to em. So if I can help people skip a few mins to get back to the show I'm happy to do so!

[@mattnara4917]

Make no mistake Chrissy crushes the cliff hangers! Lol

[@danit9195]

Chrissy and Sally need their own late night show

[@jgarcia2823]

.......watch it at night

[@danit9195]

@@jgarcia2823 ....... you are so smart babe

[@justline_emup2387]

The point of the pillow is tucked in behind chris 😂

[@katkamila8601]

best part of the week babe !!!

[@ashleyadams_4870]

I just absolutely adore you guys

[@mattklem]

Love Chris shouting out my local pub barefoot

[@jessrussovlogs]

Been binging this pod, loving it!!

[@mariedavis6818]

😆 Sal has the best laugh.

[@austincheney8598]

22:20 that high pitch No from Chrissy D lol

[@TheFoxAndTheSound]

chris's jaw realizing before he does that impossible has an M

[@cactusblossom770]

We love a ChrissyHumble from bombing for StevieMets lmao

[@Nick-by6lf]

Martinis and crab cakes... flashbacks to Tastebuds lol

[@agustingonzalez1809]

GAWD, I love it when they go on the spelling/pronunciation tangents!!!!

[@Rowanravens5220]

New zealand fan here!! Please come sal and chrissy too!!

[@shooo223]

I love English lessons with Sal

[@sabrinajuliajose8508]

Chris: PWER-TO RICAN Me (from NJ): PORTA RICAN 👁👄👁

[@gwynf2107]

They definitely did an outfit change between last episode and this episode bc Sally is still wearing the green socks that Chrissy pointed out in ep 31 this has been Hey Babe.