Staten Island Casual | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 45

[@John_B.]

Lmao Chris not knowing you can put out your garbage the night before is not surprising. Him buying a house has made the best content

[@kiaramckinney9178]

this FLOORED me.

[@montyjackson69]

I’ve put it out the night before for as long as I can remember.

[@erintheokay]

When does he think folks who work overnights put them out? He thought everyone was waking up at the ass crack of dawn every trash day? So pure.

[@LiLKK713PB]

You guys can’t possible be this gullible.... you don’t think his parents made him take the trash out his whole childhood? It’s called podcast material

[@kiaramckinney9178]

@@LiLKK713PB if he grew up in an apartment, they might've had a chute lol... relax

[@KayDazzle90]

Sal is the human equivalent of putting on a cardigan, with peace and love

[@masinmarkert]

are you a h3 fan lol

[@ScaryGhost44]

I thought that was Taylor Swift

[@WolverineAudio]

@@masinmarkert 100% they are

[@PearlDrumsHead]

@@masinmarkert aren’t we all?

[@shookzl1]

Chris realizing he has been waking up at 5:30am for no reason is fucking hilarious

[@theironemald8779]

“I’ll take pimp any way I can get pimp”. Amazing

[@theironemald8779]

Holy fuck they liked it

[@LMSasso80]

It is astounding how many daily life skills Chris lacks and he has a DOCTORATE degree. It makes me love him more, really. ❤️

[@FromTheRootsToTheCrown]

As a LMT and then PT myself.. I can say.. I am amazed he went thru the schooling I did lmao. There is no way

[@Tabiannax84x]

Yas babe

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

He plays it up for comedy

[@beck1830]

It’s hilarious because he’ll go from not understanding how to use a coffee maker straight to saying the most profound theories about complex topics in like 3 minutes flat lol

[@jadedjay7861]

No standards babe

[@awfultaco42069]

i played the last ep of the pod for my mom on a road trip and when we got home she sent me a link to show tickets and asked if i wanted to go 😂 she’s a babe after one ep!!!

[@Leviajohnson]

Mom of the year

[@meganfleming7576]

lol my mom also loves the pod! We went to the show in Baltimore and she saw pimpy walking around off stage and SHOUTED “it’s the homeless pimp!!!!!!” 😂

[@BadTitan1330]

NOTHING BETTER THAN... "(Whoever) if you're listening and we know that you are.." I lol every time!

[@PretENDOgolf]

The homeless pimp is a national treasure. Also, sallybabes bowling joke was great!

[@basketkaes]

PROTECT THE PIMP

[@abraowens3227]

💚

[@JPatelLive]

He forgot to use the gutter (ball) joke, too! ☺

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

The most Staten island thing Sal has ever done is get in a car accident with a car full of baked ziti.

[@brandinmoody611]

where can i find out about this. i would love to hear that story from sal 🤣🤣

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

@@brandinmoody611 this is not happening on youtube.

[@brandinmoody611]

@@RepairRenovateRenew watched the whole video and didn’t hear anything about that

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

@@brandinmoody611 shit doggie it might have been an episode of the bonfire then.....

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Episode 35? Or 588? I'm sorry I can't pin point it for you

[@KevinMTV]

This episode was beautifuck

[@lordfordification]

Hahahaha

[@Damnto]

You are beautiful

[@Damnto]

In the presence of two 11yo accounts Respect your elders they told me

[@chillseekerthechillseeker]

I assume it was beautifuk cause the L is next to the K. And if you hit enter without the space I don't think it autocorrects

[@donnawoodard2177]

Watching and listening to Sal is the most comforting thing ever!! Love you Sally Babes!

[@yorKoolmedia]

“Oh SPARE ME!” is a hall of fame dad joke from Sally Slacks

[@jgarcia2823]

Shit took me 5 seconds to get it!

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Sal, I HAVE NO BALLS! You blew them off with that rendition. Great impromptu singing, Babe.👏🏻👏🏻

[@ChristaPenley]

This is the second time Sal has sung to Chris at the end of an episode and Chris immediately ends the episode lmfaooooo

[@jumbolumps666]

And Vinny never stopping him makes it even better

[@TheoVonMiller]

The sitcom should be about Chrissy and Sal who are terrible bowlers that can’t make ends meet, so they are also garbage men 😂😂😂

[@normanhathaway2275]

Trash pickup during the week, bowl at weekend tournaments

[@jumbolumps666]

And Titi Jerry is their arch nemesis on a rival bowling team

[@Mitchlett]

24:35 Sal's out here doing the world's first telepathic ad read on a podcast.

[@beckywatkinson4707]

Came here to see if anyone else noticed that 😂

[@therealBeerCanDan]

Shout out Tom Brady, 43 years old, and shout out the Tampa Bay buccaneers, what a team

[@donkeykidtim]

You'd be remiss not to mention Patrick Mahomes and the whole Kansas City Chiefs organization..

[@BrooklynGreg718]

Tampa Bay Bucs won that whole thing in their HOME STADIUM!!!

[@scotty4456]

@@donkeykidtim bright future that patrick mahomes

[@Holisticnursehealer]

Solid institution 100% won in their own stadium

[@PretENDOgolf]

First time it's ever happened... and tom Brady is the oldest in the league

[@MrXlastcallx]

Sal might be the most pure spirit ever. Loyal, loving, kind, hilarious. He is just a great guy, in my opinion.

[@clairejagels9598]

I love him too - this podcast is such a blessing

[@kcnapowocki7772]

The pause on Sal’s face right before he says, “Does that exist, did you just invent something?” in reference to a bowling glove. 😂😂😂

[@WickedSpade]

Oh im not putting my fingers in those holes right now.. No? NOOO 🤣 The way Sal said that was everything 🤣

[@maybe.olivia3694]

when i woke up and this wasn’t immediately on my youtube timeline i was wondering where my babes were!

[@OutlierConcepts]

they slept in today

[@TechnlcalTechnlques]

u got snap?

[@nate2629]

@@TechnlcalTechnlques down bad🤣

[@jadedjay7861]

​@@TechnlcalTechnlques She left you hanging bud.

[@Hunny_b99]

Sal singing fooled around and fell in love is something I didn't know I needed. ❤️ love you babes

[@SP-os3yy]

Sal’s singing voice is so mesmerizing i fooled around and fell in love with him........ 😭❤️

[@vi0letrei]

Chrissy not knowing how to function as a homeowning adult is beyond hilarious

[@Laura-qo5tx]

New drinking game could be when Chrissy says ‘literally’….never mind that the use is completely incorrect, which is ‘literally’ why we love our Chrissy Can’t Speak 💜

[@RighAlban]

Which is actually.

[@taylordial1231]

Misusing “literally” is one of my biggest pet peeves lol. Not because I’m a grammar-nazi, but because there is literally no other word to replace it with. If we take away the true meaning of “literally” how would we ever express that something is literal?

[@Laura-qo5tx]

@@taylordial1231 I hear ya and I jokingly addied it to my comment and then had to go back and put in quotes so I don’t get ripped apart

[@RighAlban]

@@Laura-qo5tx I was on the wind up, I got your joke but went at it literally 😜

[@Laura-qo5tx]

@@RighAlban touché 😏

[@zachster69]

The fool around and fell in love bit at the end was amazing.

[@laurenfligg488]

I like the musty dorm room feel of this episode

[@BigSchlebowski]

I cant believe we're already at episode 45, it feels like not long ago where I had to rewatch episode 1-12 non-stop

[@DrAwesome2570]

Sally Babes crushing Fooled Around and Fell in Love was epic. Hard number to sing.

[@RetlawTheReaper]

I would subscribe to the most obscure streaming service solely to see Sal & Chris in a show about professional bowlers that suck! Just love that concept so much. Already have a mental image!

[@andrewholland21]

COMMENTED ON THE FIRST UPLOAD AND HERE I AM AGAIN BABE! Sals cut is flaaaame.

[@kelseyparkinson9541]

Damn, sal singing Fooled around and fell in love. Straight fire 🔥

[@Pokerdude38]

Chris- "Let's say a really famous friend of yours dies" Me- Lmao like The Rock Chris- "Let's say it's The Rock"

[@OutlierConcepts]

Plot twist- The 3 masked bandits were Titi, Vin and PImp robbing the man to pay Chrissies back taxes

[@chrisshorty]

The 1st link was a private video, Good Morning from Australia!

[@tahlia9261]

Bloody hell what time were you up it's just gone 6am in Perth 😅

[@mattonmaui2012]

Hottest new comedy duo podcast. Pimp has already become a legend. Salud.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LOVE YA BABE SPREAD THE GOOD WORD

[@BillBellBJJ]

The joy on sal’s face talking about rising in the snow plow with his is heartwarming.

[@WynEvans1]

I was sneezing just looking at those old pillows babes! god bless

[@Bden91]

As a Taiwanese American thank you for not thinking we are from Thailand 😂 it happens far too often! Im a babe for life!

[@jessicamasonfobert]

My favorite time of the week!!! Hey BABESSSS!!!!

[@benavila5996]

I need this Garbage Babes show

[@jaycarn9435]

Your garbage pail convo reminded me that I have garbage pails to take in from this morning, many thanks 🙏

[@BrooklynGreg718]

Just finished listening to it on Spotify and NOW you post it. I guess i'll watch it now too

[@jjgarrison33]

As a Midwesterner from kansas: I find it odd, yet really fascinating how much I relate to these two.

[@ghostofpbnj_]

For real I thought they shoved a couch into a bathroom for this one haha, hope Cardboard Sal is holding down the fort!

[@kaciemichkowski5413]

The made up abbreviations get me every time… he said ohh retired sanitashhh I’m deadd

[@TTime730]

Shout out to the Paper dispenser. 💕 😘

[@TheCookiecupcakes]

I must say the editing on this video is amazing, the zoom views are chosen very well on who is zoomed in at what time. I do think there should be a little more of the "both at the same time" view though just so we can choose sometimes.. and GOSH I am nothing but IMPRESSED at the #consistency of this podcast. You guys don't skip a beat, this is a really great production!

[@tylerbluhm4266]

Pimp low key telling Chris he’s not famous is great lmao

[@charlief8171]

You guys have to do a Hey Babe Portrait with that Gift Card without the socks, and put it behind you 😂

[@djclioness]

That gift certificate for family portraits is def a re-gift 😂

[@katdog760]

Make no mistake Sal 100% acapellas the hits while cooking. Babes if you're reading and we know you are, the podcast has been amazing. Chris is WILD lmao 🤣 looking forward to your live episodes!

[@jacobdickens3086]

This was such a good show. Glad I could see you guys at the Lyric! Any photos of you guys and the audience 😂

[@mollymahoney5816]

My boyfriend and I were there and the show was amazing. So fun to watch it now. Love you babes

[@UrbanLegend2k11]

First time in a long time I haven't been able to watch the pod as soon as it drops, man my Laxticity has been out of whack. Hopefully this helps 😅.

[@sharonbull4303]

I feel I can’t get my Laxticity on track lately.

[@Aedelt115]

The editing of the adds kills me lmao!

[@brittneydaniels6065]

Have to rewatch my babes while making the kid and myself lunch for the day. Thanks for making the days full of laughter babes. 😻😍

[@nicola1044]

I'm loving the ongoing bit about the bucs and the Kansas city blanks

[@wanderingmirecat4333]

I thoroughly enjoyed that performance from Sal at the end. I wish I was there to answer with, “Yeah, I know it.”

[@Eralen00]

I would watch every episode of Sal & Chris as garbage men

[@alexisr56]

As soon as sal started singing I knew Chris was going to be like "This has been hey babe!" LMFAO

[@412Hustlin]

Y’all high as hell 😂 love it in the hotel bathroom with chairs.

[@1017KushNoLove]

Chrissy’s stammering and stuttering the more excited he gets as he tells a story both equally frustrates and cracks me up 😂 t-t-t-today junior!

[@marisol4677]

I'm in love with this podcast. 😍

[@dages1995]

This is low key one of the best podcast ever

[@slunajr]

Sal with the pipes at the end!!

[@EvilLin_78]

Been waiting for my Babes!!!! Happy Thursday ❤

[@dot_t]

Love the bathroom studio! Hey Babe anywhere and everywhere! Shout out restroom podcasting! ❤️✌🏼😂

[@annaindoors]

Recovering from a tonsillectomy, I’m gonna curl up on the couch and watch my babes ♥️

[@bhoward5031]

Lmao, garbage trucks with fan blades!!!!🤣 maybe the sliding blades babes.

[@stefancozza9645]

Baltimore was a great show, nearly risked my life but all worth it to see the babes

[@ericraymond1274]

It is fuckin hysterical going back and watching these old episodes, listening to them worry about the vid 🤣

[@Swancorner]

These babes are on some sofa in a bathroom and Pimpy's movie magic makes them look *heavenly*

[@0gray]

the baltimore show was incredible, babes! thank you both for a night of laughs

[@james.d4623]

Big up urself boys 🙌🏻 absolutely loving these pods 😎 CANT GET ENOUGH ✅

[@james.d4623]

Bristol uk 🇬🇧

[@Joukisan]

I love how broken all the editing is for Sal during every ad 😁

[@feartheunderdog3312]

38:28 pimp used the wrong footage of Sal and thought he could get away with it... NOT TODAY PIMPY, NOT TODAY!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

🤣🤣🤣

[@yevkin75]

3:50 I thought you were gonna say Shout out Chrissy Walken 😉😂

[@munchi228]

“ But he also had a neck tattoo and his name was Joe” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anniebiz5219]

Seeing Sal talk about the memory going salting with his Dad was really sweet ❤

[@imboofingit8684]

My two most favorite BaBes on Earth!!!!! SHOUT-OUT TO ALL DRESSING/GREEN ROOMS

[@brittneydaniels6065]

Literally almost had a fucking meltdown at work because all it said was "Private Video" 😂😂😂

[@RYAN-sr8de]

Learned Sal is coming to my school next week, let’s go!

[@guyledouche6039]

Skip ad read babes---> 27:27 Keeps skippin' here---> 42:09

[@Briannarevee]

the laughter when sal makes a funny about slacks at 31:49

[@MrTheSmurf]

What I love near as much as the pod is how abrupt the ads are especially Chrissy's ticks ad. *sal mid sentence, boom* "il be at foxforts" hahah

[@cuzzotrillo5305]

I missed hey baby yesterday cause I had to go to jail but I just bonded out and I’m here babe!!!!

[@chellie7887]

Love this 🤗💜

[@iiizzydon9224]

Chrissy crystal balls got me thinking with this zoo idea🤔😂😂😂

[@a.k.4o]

The portrait gift certificate. Is a very thoughtful gift. The person realizes you guys are new young family . Moving into your first home together. So go take a family picture

[@mattj340]

32:58 thank you very much Chrissy you beautiful babe I feel so much closer to my native American family and history right now

[@colin8570]

Only Chrissy D would get up at 5 am just to take out the trash every week 😂

[@nonoahhh]

I’m walk-in ere ! Shout out to my east coast brother in law from yaaankas !

[@bobbyfreebandz1732]

25:57 Sal is LOSING IT looking at Chrissy Mic Muffler 🤣

[@PyrexPickleBlowfish]

Sal legit has a beautifuck voice 😲💯✨🙂

[@Emihim3]

The only podcast that can keep up with my ADD

[@donutboy25]

I was there on Friday. Awesome show. Loved it

[@mattj340]

8:49 busted out the frankincense the best smelled in the world was the incense mixed with the wafer of the communion! Whoosh

[@dishwithmish5116]

Babes please come to Stamford!!!! 🙏🏻

[@Strider258]

Christy casting couch! Love it babe.