Halloween BABES! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present: Hey Babe! | EP 100

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[@jtesus6399]

Buzzfeed did a story on the true story of the watcher

[@j.d.franklin7892]

Episode 100!!!!! Congratulations babes and i love you all❤🏁🏁🏁

[@isaaccutlip5815]

Been waiting on a hey babe episode!

[@mariaoconnor9813]

1eeee

[@chemicalanthony1]

adenosine

[@rommishaul4475]

Sal saying” I’ve had latinas so spicy I had to take an antacid” while dressed as buzz light year is one of the best moments on the pod

[@stevensilver2880]

Pretty sure it’s canon to the movie he can speak español too lol

[@zacharymedeiros8045]

I felt that. My wife is Argentinian and also will only fuck me when I'm dressed as a Pixar character

[@Samuel-qn5yd]

Shoutout best moments on the pod

[@scubadoc9730]

Shoutout buzz light year if you’re watching…. And we know that you are I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention Woody

[@tonydelacruz6207]

@rommi second best is reading this comment

[@jamespatrick7237]

I absolutely died when Chris said "Do you know I saw a rainbow in Ireland" and Sal hit back with "uhh, there's no way I could have known that" lmao

[@jamesmaguffin841]

The fact that they didn’t open with the toy story friend song is mind blowing. “You’ve got hey babe in me, when the road ends up ahead and you’re miles and miles from your hey babe bed, you’ve got hey babe in me”

[@vrtac2011]

Genuine missed opportunity smdh

[@holdonasecondamigo599]

Well just remember what Hey Babe said, That you've got a babe in me.

[@narrow7168]

shout out toy story theme song

[@cameronerdman9304]

Might be a copyright issue tho and they mightve had to take it down and repost with a new song

[@jamesmaguffin841]

@@cameronerdman9304 the copyright board can TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE

[@thedude130]

I fucking love Sal lmfao. Chris mentioning The Feetles and Sal just being like "Come on, I know you're kidding stop fucking wtih me"

[@BlurryPhace]

"Do you know I saw a rainbow in Ireland?" "There’s no way I coulda known that” 🤣🤣🤣

[@robertvaughn5362]

The wings on sal's costume have officially clocked out!!😂😂

[@sarahl4984]

When sal put his seat belt on to get ready for the movie information. 😂

[@truthfulreviews7583]

🤣right LOL!

[@bcorey19]

Came here for this specific comment lmao

[@MrTheSmurf]

I'm never gonna get tired listening to Chris talking about Ireland. Makes me warm inside

[@jessicastock6769]

The way Chris is describing cold showers is exactly how I prepared to give birth to my son unmedicated. If I can learn how to deep breathe, I can learn how to feel immense pain and get through it. Just like how you’re saying “if you can get through this one minute of cold shower, I can get through anything in my day” I seriously told myself in labor, if I can get through this one contraction, I can do it all! And then after I succeeded I was able to tell myself, if I can get through the pain of labor, I can get through the pain of anything I’ll go through in life. Women are superheroes 💪🏻

[@trvpvngel]

Chrissy’s impression of the watcher voice is so fucking spot on i had to pause the pod and scream💀😂🤣🤣

[@austinrobertson7666]

Their personalities are so boisterous I completely forgot they were wearing costumes. Then right at the 10 minute mark they do a wide body shot of the two boys and I busted out laughing.

[@ayydubs987]

sal thinking cold water doesn’t rinse soap off your body is the most sal thing ever, i love it

[@vanivari359]

well, it's not crazy. Cold means no energy, molecules don't move and don't react with each other. Throw soap in ice cold water and almost nothing happens, do the same in boiling water and your soap dissolves much much faster and is more effective. Even metal and stone becomes reactive once you make it hot enough to melt. But some stuff can be "cleaned" with cold - if you cool it down so much that it gets brittle, you can remove the dirt by breaking it off.

[@Ottophil]

I only brush my teeth with super hot water. My wife tells me this isnt normal. I don’t care. Will never brush cold

[@dsplz7274]

@@vanivari359 cold water still rinses soap off lol

[@ayydubs987]

@@vanivari359 you wrote all that just to say nothing lmfao. good thing we don't clean our bodies by just "throwing soap in ice cold water"

[@wateronfeathers]

I agree. Also gotta wash the whole body, I’m with Sal 100 %

[@bigChrisWithAtinyPeice]

Thursday's lunch break is the best with the babes

[@lazylion420]

Chrissy must now perform the Woody Gettin' Sturdy dance 😅

[@brianj8467]

^^^

[@touchofcalm9133]

Ayo Chrissy getting sturdy in that suit would be hilarious 😂

[@Eyekendraw]

The prophecy must be fulfilled

[@zodiacblack]

Plzzzzz😂😂

[@touchofcalm9133]

I bet homeless pimp won't see this comment. He only comments on girls that comment.we see you pimp

[@bmoulton8844]

Chrissy making stuff up like the featles, channeling his inner Berty Boy. 😂

[@slayskool1964]

I can't imagine living in the fantasy world that is Sal's life.

[@rachellopez6626]

I relate to Sal like almost no one else. He just gets it.

[@michaelcianci7944]

this whole episode is worth it just for Sal's thumb ring joke

[@wareing125]

Sal in that Buzz Lightyear costume is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen and never knew I needed 😂

[@ashleyguzman4877]

The patient is great!!! Love seeing Carell do a serious roll like this. The emotion!

[@ChoppedAndSkinned]

Anyone else answer Chris' questions outloud to themselves? 🤣

[@dramaturgically]

It is starting to drive me a little crazy at this point but I love my babes so it’s okay 🤣

[@mayamattison]

What an iconic duo costume for the babes Eta: the scream I scrumt when Chris said Jesus take the wheel babe

[@sharonbull4303]

Me too!

[@StellarOne77]

Scrumt... 😂💀

[@MPHswayze]

Normand and Morrill did it better!

[@MountingInterests]

I don't think you know how ETA works...

[@jakegitteskent]

I just listened to the whole audio version and did not realise they were in costume the whole time 😭😭😭

[@clydefr0g]

I’ve been so depressed this week & seeing this thumbnail just cured half of it lol

[@homelesspimp]

YASSSSS

[@allisonmiller3669]

Feel better babe!!!! Hope you have a better day

[@kelb6073]

Yes

[@80mittens30years]

Ditto, babe. Chin up and much love

[@Emily-fy2zk]

Honestly same

[@YourFriendly8]

When ya think it can’t get better, the abreevs, the one liners and the back and forths just DO!!!! Golllllllly I love y’all! ❤

[@amandamarie740]

YES! I need this! And I’m single so…. I’m not seeing any Woodys lately, just hearing a lot of Buzzzzzz 😂🤷‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🫣 Love your costumes so much. Thursdays are for us Babes! This has been an awful few weeks, about to get worse, so ima buckle in and look forward to Thursdays❤

[@teamster9413]

We’re all here for ya babe. Babes stick together. And if you have a problem during the week, TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

Wow, got a lot going on in this comment here. Good luck

[@teamster9413]

@@nachomansandyravage2346 ALLEGEDLY

[@einzelganger6664]

Babes. I have a terrible toothache. I'm in the worst physical pain I've ever felt in my entire life. All my teeth are currently being destroyed and extracted so I can get dentures. This has been the week from Hell. But seeing you two, our babes, dressed in your Halloweebabe best took all the pain away. I am laughing out loud for the first time this awful terrible horrible week. Thank you!

[@Joshypi]

Ending the ep with an iconic shoutout to Tom Brady. Poetic for episode 100, love ya babes

[@aman_duhhhhh5740]

The fact that sal texted Richard kind yesterday is absolutely Fckn hilarious. I have tears from laughing

[@charlief8171]

Do a an entire podcast with Chrissy doing an Irish Accent, and Sal picks his own we need that

[@tessaardema1401]

I was today years old when I realized Beatles was after beat and not the bug! Hey Babe teaching me things!

[@raeray8245]

It's actually a cover for le Beast...as they were avid devil-worshippers. See : Alister Crowley.

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

I already listened but I had to see it. 😂😂

[@misun_808]

Love the costumes babes!!! ❤ Chris has been talking about scones from Ireland in almost every episode since he came back from Ireland! Haha!

[@AloisWeimar]

You’ve got a friend in me Babes 🎃

[@rachellopez6626]

I'm so high. This made me GIGGLE SO HARD

[@claireweatherston177]

Just finished watching The Patient, so good!

[@parrent666]

Throwback talking about the Feetles! Happy 100 eppy babes

[@noelgallegos17]

I think its so funny when you guys say "This is the name of the Episode!" it never happens haha I swear I never seen this happen haha

[@alannailoveyou1]

sal’s impression of chris shivering in the shower was everything to me

[@jdhlegendz6700]

How did they not do you got a friend in hey babe with these costumes 😂

[@nahbruh2826]

Theo and Brenden did the exact same costumes on King and the Sting like two years ago.... Now all I can think about is Theo as buzz lightyear, so funny. I'm having flashbacks to the good ol days of King and the sting.... that ended fast.... Thank god the babes have taken over!!!

[@parrent666]

Yasss I am LOVING these costumes babes!!!

[@AmberHope512]

He’s not dating that Hispanic lawyer from his US trial. He’s dating a lawyer from his UK trial which is also a spicy latina ❤

[@matthewhenderson5844]

Pimp and whoever produces Sundae Conversations for Caleb have THE best random video edits 😂😂

[@lepsychonaut3653]

Happy 100 eps, good sirs! May many more bags fall upon you.

[@butterfly7624]

I love this! Great costumes!

[@rizzcarlson]

I'm requesting an entire tour from these two, but they have to only talk in whatever accent Chrissy used for the scone story.

[@nadiastoloff]

chris, “you ready for this?” sal, “i’ll never be ready for it”

[@siobhanegan2837]

When Sal puts his fake seatbelt on I wet myself. These two are my favourite people ever.

[@amsward]

Loving that wee ghostie that pops up behind the couch behind Chris 🥴🫣👻

[@stiiizyz]

Sal is one of the coolest people ever, I need him on literally any pod( besides taste buds) again soon....

[@SneakerFreaker97]

“Wait is that Richard Kind?” “Yeah I think he passed” LMFAO

[@beatsbyens73]

Sal saying "hu-lu" is everything!

[@ooojustn]

Love the pod so much. Like their sayings and alittle mannerisms are just perfect. No matter what they say or do is just hilarious to me. Keep it up babes

[@maryguest4271]

Sal as buzz is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen. I am wheezinggggg 😂

[@BaconNMegs]

The babes out the gate getting the definition of an oasis wrong 😂 lol I’m here for it

[@LoopyBeans]

sal and i are so similar. this morning, i sat by the water. watched the east river sparkle. just enjoying the moments in between. i know just what the inside of his brain looks like.

[@Arockpromoter]

Looking great, guys. I definitely stan your costumes. And shoutout to the pimp.

[@christinemiller8273]

Hi from an NJ native living in Canada, you guys help when I’m missing home!!!! Shoutout Canada

[@romanalvarez12496]

Wow, it’s my birthday and I’m glad to wake up to them dressed as buzz and woody. Thanks babes ❤

[@sharonbull4303]

Happy birthday 🎉

[@susie7336]

Hey! Happy Birthday, Babe. 🎂 🥳

[@rachelmelius1917]

Happy belated birthday babe!!

[@shelbyann5672]

Thursday I’m offf from work and the babes are the perfect way to start the day

[@94ThenomadNick]

Sal talking about being thankful for the little things in life is low key THE KEY to a happy life. Be grateful for what you have and you’ll be good for life.

[@barcawuirro14]

Shout out, ‘it’s not for me’ Love that 🤣

[@MassiveScore]

Frankly I'm insulted that Sal has kept Richard Kind hidden from us for this long. He has to know we're all Kind-heads right?

[@josiefike]

just learned something new about the Beatles. lol i thought it was the bug too lolol

[@billy9497able]

From the thumbnail I really thought that they were gonna sing "you got a friend in me"lol

[@laurenclark1304]

The chipwich slogan suggestion really got me, lmfao!

[@XDoobieSnacks]

Just finished seeing Sal in Richmond and now im watching this on the way home, the show was great thanks for the laughs! I can't remember the kids name but thanks to her as well

[@jiggyrandall]

16:25 Richard Kind 😂😂

[@skizzlefarizzle]

I usually listen on Apple Podcasts but I had to come comment IT'S THE FERRET THAT DIES IN THE WATCHER NOT THE DOG. 🤣🤣Also I think I will be watching from now on because this is HILARIOUS. The costumes sent me. Also are these longer than the podcast? And I love The Patient!! and I'm trying out this fasting thing. Okay, I'm done now LOL

[@dioneduxbury8217]

Chris is absolutely cracking me up with his love of scones. I swear the last 5 podcasts/vlogs on the Chaos and Babes he has managed to voice his passion of scones. Big up Chrissy Currant Scones 🙌

[@sarahlynnnormakolas]

I just want to say babes your pod cast is healing!! I am struggling and broken right now as my beloved cat Simba is in the hospital right now fighting for his life with kidney failure and I’m trying my hardest to be strong and also trying to figure out how to pay for the expensive vet bill to save him because I had a rough couple years with financial crisis but I’m hanging on and will do what ever it takes to save my boy! I was beginning to lose faith but watching you guys have been restoring my faith and bringing back my smile as well as hope & laughter when I feel so lost! So thank you so much for that. ❤🥹🐯

[@sarahlynnnormakolas]

Hey babes, you keep me going… just wanted to update you that my cat Simba lost the fight to kidney failure/disease… even though I feel like my heart was taken away and I’m broken I believe he was meant to be my guardian angel to help guide me and protect me so he can be with me everywhere in spirit and soul. Ang he sent me you babes and the pod to help me smile and laugh again, so thank you for helping me to laugh and smile again when I felt like I couldn’t again ❤ thank you babes for helping me heal with laughter and real talks

[@_dreee]

I’m such a personality girlie and at first I fell for Chrissy chaos but man Sal has my heart. The way he speaks….. heart melting. It’s the drag on the last words for me 😂

[@Karra__with_a_K]

“I won’t even get up if yo mama came over”🤭🤣

[@ajongames8999]

I had that exact same Woody and buzz costume when i was 4-5 this is pretttty cool to see lol

[@danielle3297]

I’m in the middle of watching the watcher and I’m hooked baby lol

[@megbed2685]

I swear I saw pimpy amongst p⭐️rn stars in my dreams last night, today we landed on the moon 😂😂😂

[@xXGrimReapxrXx]

“Shoutout Tom Brady, the man who has never had a strawberry” lmfao how miserable

[@ooojustn]

Chris thought Richard kind died and sal is making dinner plans with him. So hilarious

[@Los32]

The show ending on Toronto, home for me, was beautiful babe.. and the running gag at the end 😂😂 so fucking good

[@sarahlynnnormakolas]

We love you too babes from Canada ❤❤

[@nicoleeliz]

Listening to an episode from last year and you guys had the same “Beatles” conversation 😂😂😂♥️

[@strikingbrand]

omg the costumes. so cute

[@kimberlyward3009]

Ok, by the end...i was taking notes from Chrissy on the fasting, coffee ,cold showers 🤣🤣

[@ghostofpbnj_]

Happy Halloween babes! Gotta pick up enough cardboard for my Cardboard Sal costume

[@michelledries7161]

LETS GO BUFFALO!! Great Idea!! Party in the parking lots the day of and day before... go to duffs for wings as well!

[@JenManning371]

Sal booping his little buzz foot is so funny 29:25

[@chellie7887]

Sounds like this film is perfect for sal he loves to make his own letters for people especially for women's pants! 😂🤣💙

[@gamblinguru33]

I just love Sal so much

[@xnxtlvlx4194]

Watched both The Watcher and The Patient, balls blown off twice! The Watcher balls blown reattached, watched The Patient blown off again!!! I need follow ups from these guys next week!

[@flavourpunchh]

The babes are so fucking hilarious and adorable 🤣

[@TestyLeaf]

ADENOSINE BABES!! ADENOSINE!

[@becster0902]

I've come to a point of my binge where I'm actually clicking on videos with current events. God Bless.

[@truthfulreviews7583]

🎃Happy Halloween🎃

[@Fightbot01]

You two are perfect together 😂 love this podcast

[@dallwalk]

More like “Chrissy jumps on trends” lol love the guy

[@momentswithmondo]

Holy snifffff, "To infinity and beyond!" It's starting to show boys and it can all come crashing down if you're not careful. I love you guys.

[@kylaobrien4696]

I love the shoutouts today 😂 shout out.. cuisine. Shout out Irish cuisine 😅

[@jenjentinkakamaxwellsmom68]

The is the time and day that I look forward to the very most each week! Love the Babes!!!

[@petelescak1593]

Chris needs to do a segment each week speaking only in an Irish accent. He had us in tears laughing LOL LOL

[@nickg1743]

lol you forgot Wales 😂 and there were so many wrong things said in the first 10 minutes, Chrissy Confusion, the costumes are dope though