Greatest Asian of ALL time! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 132

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[@H3H3HEE]

Pimp not bleeping the address is very pimp

[@Zackaria_sMax]

How's the Intermittent Poverty™ going Chrissy?

[@bertusbob]

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[@bertusbob]

BetterHelp is sharing consumers' health data, including sensitive information about mental health challenges, with third parties for marketing and ad targeting!!!!!!

[@bertusbob]

BetterHelp is sharing consumers' health data, including sensitive information about mental health challenges, with third parties for marketing and ad targeting!!!!!!

[@cyninin1346]

I thought Sal was going to cry even knowing Chris was joking 😂

[@sarahcotterswank4251]

I knew it!! As soon as I heard Chris starting to get serious, I knew we had reached the end of the episode!! 😂😂

[@907Tia]

Lol... classic... "and this has been Hey Babe".

[@bcrow]

Obviously it’s common knowledge that podcasters sit down and crank out multiple eps in a day but what I think is overlooked is the ability to bring interest and intensity to hour long conversations, stop, breathe, and do it all again. Keep up the great work babes, God Bless.

[@jukappa]

Obviously Kane Tanaka

[@NoPreshNetwork]

OBVIOUSLY! 😂🙌

[@H3H3HEE]

Obviously!!

[@OptimusRon23]

Allegedly!!!!!

[@noonoonamik]

Rip 😢

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

​@@H3H3HEE Following u

[@lazylion420]

Chrissy knows all about underspending when he's practicing poverty.

[@theironemald8779]

Aka joes daily life

[@grantpowell4135]

Needed a good laugh thanks

[@ho_ray_shi_ohhh]

It’s funny that Chris figures out the basics of life and thinks he had a life changing experience lol

[@LoloFbabyy]

Right!!! Like welcome to us regular folk lives 😂😂

[@andrewfernandez7410]

Lots of people never realize these things. I appreciate his earnestness.

[@ho_ray_shi_ohhh]

More like, my kid is crying, that’s her communicating, she probably wants something, pooped, or is hungry 😂

[@eli469]

you havent figured out eating in moderation.

[@three.6.monica]

the whole human experience is p much a series of learning the basics of life tho

[@JaiPritchett]

Sal's take on the finally of Succession without giving it up was amazing! I love how Sal conversates ALWAYS! I dont think there is many more people as comfortable to listen to. Just such a wholesome lovable babe! I actually love this bloke! Even when he is on mad crazy offence on Taste Buds... I just love him more at those moments But I would be remised if I didnt mention Chrissy! I am a long time Hyena fan with no fumes.... LOVE YOU ALL! You too Pimpy!

[@sethamphetaminess]

I too, am a fan of hyenas

[@davidjacquez965]

As soon as Chris started talking about the doctor, I checked the time and said, "This has been Hey Babe." 😆

[@Eblis840]

"Everything has Beauty, but not everyone sees it." - Chrissy Confucius

[@michiganrealty]

Time is one of the hardest realities that any of us have to deal with. Love you guys.

[@Christalnichole]

Adhd facts from sal is my therapy. You guys are hilarious but very insightful.

[@joshnorko5586]

The Yolannnnnnda Vega hand crank lottery machine really ties the set together

[@mariesunday535]

It was absolutely beautiful when Chrissy said "I know it's more money, it's lost time though." That's all I need to hear to know that he is Golden. Stay blessed! ✨❤️💫🙈🙉🙊

[@hilariousgas]

having everyone working together as a family is the most wholesome thing i've ever heard, now i'm tearing up

[@katiecivitello7857]

Hey babes ! The only thing getting me through this week are these two 🤪

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Love ya

[@noonoonamik]

Have you tried hello fresh?

[@JaiPritchett]

We all saw the end coming... But Sal's cheeky grin at the end topped it! I LOVE YOU BABES! My fav pod! Please somehow try to make a Australian tour. Just the 3 main east coast cities

[@mallorynelson3459]

Sal originally said Musk and Chrissy thinking he said Mosque 🤣🤣

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

Chris is clearly starting to live like a poor man complaining about stacks of oats.

[@1Chatty2Connie3]

Chris" conversation transitions are incredible. Also, genuinely loved the LBJ/MJ talk

[@charlottestinebaugh8015]

I need a Hey Babe intro to the tune of New Girl 🫣

[@Cyxz666]

remember the episode a while back when Chris put on Sal's stupidly small hat he ordered online? that was the funniest shit ever

[@racheldozier1285]

That lives rent free in my head 🔥

[@Zackaria_sMax]

You 'member the episode of South Park about member berries called "Member Berries"? that was the funniest shit ever, 'member?

[@Cyxz666]

@@Zackaria_sMax I 'member

[@Eblis840]

That picture of Bobby Lee in the Thumbnail is *WILD!* Hey Babe.

[@sarahwilliams4055]

Raymor and Flannagin 😂🎉 priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mollyuppstrom7105]

Chris is such a good dad

[@Brokefarm]

The best way to describe Sal is " delightful". He's the best conversationalist in history.

[@Bota29ayo]

fav podcast ever but omg the background colors now make me so anxious 💀💀 they’re so jarring lmfao

[@johnmannino3100]

I became a Don Rickles fan only three years ago when I accidentally started binging his Carson appearances during the beginning of Covid. And even though I only started listening to him three years after he died, I still think its awesome that Sal really appreciated and valued his comedy.

[@RonToothaker-kz2ej]

Happy Babesday babes! Woke up at 3am for work and the only thing getting me through the day was knowing I had Chris and Sal to watch

[@mrsssmlllaie4402]

How to give Sal a panic attack "death is not in the distant future. we are dying everyday. "

[@JaiPritchett]

26:43 "You dont this flock of sheep?" ..SLIDES PIC "How about me in kindergarten?" I had to pause to recover from laughing! :P :P

[@swiftvixxen]

I am genuinely loving the zen that Chris is bringing. You got this, young grasshopper

[@RGEF1006]

Chris looks like he’ll storm the capital with that hat.😂

[@filledepieuvre]

Cracking up at Sal almost having to piss but evaluating his sensation level and backing off the feels

[@JaiPritchett]

Poor Sal has amazing fish stories... Or fish tails The poor fish that was cryogenically frozen :) HAHAHAHA

[@ivanvergara4019]

I knew the "This has been Hey Babe" was coming up but I still was still holding back tears at the end there

[@clamsoup]

There is something between Sal's concern with mortality and Chris' live in the moment philosophy. Lately I've been touching base with childhood friends, and it is truly therapeutic to remind those old folks how much fun they were as kids..... Leaves me smiling.

[@malisarasar263]

When Sal said, “he’s not real like the Easter bunny” baaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa😂

[@libbzkazoo]

1:02:34 One of my FAVORITE Impractical Jokers bits was Sal going around offering “loose candies” in the Mommy & Me painting class🤣

[@danielwilhelm3445]

Chris you're a wonderful father and you continue to improve and learn how to be better love ya babe

[@IscreamWenIpee]

If you want Gatorade in a glass bottle, your gonna need to TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!!!!!

[@amymayhugh8946]

Hey Babes! You guys get me thru every day working from my home office. You guys have such a great connection. #brolove

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Hey Babe Sal Vulcano you are Best and Chris too Happy Thursday Babes

[@becster0902]

Theres only so many times I can come to this channel to check for another video, thank fucking God. Thanks for the hour escape

[@samo7804]

Same here I’m like, “I hope they posted an episode today” and they always do when I need it!!

[@RGEF1006]

1:01:48 It’s the same as when you spill a drink on your shirt. You just weren’t paying attention.😂

[@lazylion420]

Sal thinks he's still gonna be a father someday but he's already terrified at the idea of having to be awake every morning at 5am and he can't even keep a fish alive 🥲

[@geezuschristsleftfoot2503]

You had me at the end, I was actually worried for him for a minute hahah

[@Balxandr]

It’s always funny to me how this is a comedy podcast but Chris and Sal are Low key two of the actual wisest people I’ve ever heard speak but then also say the most atrocious things

[@Tac0maAr0ma]

The great Robert E. Lee from Poway, CA of course.

[@raydelapaz8968]

26:35 "Yea Yea, Bang!" lmfaooo!

[@godxzero]

Lol the end got me. Thank God you're okay, Chris

[@EmceeCommon55]

When you listen to this podcast with headphones on, all you hear are sirens in the background. New York sounds like a wonderful place to live.

[@jenaeestelle3032]

Bang on timing to lift my spirits 👏

[@Zackaria_sMax]

22:00 Ty Sal! I was worried I might have to come drop the Lawless on him.... Lalalalalalalala

[@Newportbanking]

It’s my hey babe and I need it now!

[@miggzy13]

I love when Chris is counting down the time with a story so interesting to end it with "And this has been hey babe" 😂😂😂😂

[@mathewwoods]

Earliest I’ve ever been!!! I’m not getting notified when the Babes upload😭😭

[@seanharrison3504]

Another quality sesh. Good job fellas.

[@JaiPritchett]

18:13 My gran RIP... Summed this up for me when I was about 12. I was looking forward to getting something and it felt like forever... She said that the older you get the more you have experienced things and are not waiting for them like you were when you could just get it now. BOOM! I understood right away. My grandparents taught me a lot

[@JaiPritchett]

OH SHIT! Pimpy just pulled up some crazy neuro shit!

[@Sbsenpai]

40:20 LMAO pimps chuckle , he knowsss

[@ben7867]

It’s interesting how stories they’ve told on previous hey babe podcasts (such as Chris’s pet bunny story) change every time they tell them

[@Totally_Not_Sarcastic]

Are we about to have another week of "Chris gives advice he himself follows for three weeks then quits"?

[@mrsssmlllaie4402]

I wonder how his intermittent fasting is going 🤣🤣🤣

[@katieb4314]

Love the Ryan holiday shoutout!! Always loved his writing

[@cherryrosesxo]

Why did I think Anne Hathaway was going to answer 😩😂

[@kevv13b]

Had me damn near in tears at the end until you said "this has been hey babe"

[@MP-qq7cl]

I SCREAMED AT THE END😂😂

[@_dreee]

5:11 once this starts in I already know this is going to be great 😂

[@Spokes2024]

21:46 😂😂 I’m in my late 30s & I’m still thinkin’ that I need to be rollin’ on dubs! 💪

[@BallerTWashington]

“I wanna shee shum shexxx” - Chrissy D 😂😅

[@megdevries5616]

why isn't pimp laughing so much in the latest episodes like he used to-so loved hearing his laugh

[@Auslinlive]

Lmfaooo that ending😂😂😂😂

[@SerDunk]

😂 love the new intro lol Aliens blowing rings

[@Smartalex08]

As soon as Chrissy started talking about going to the doctor I knew what was happening 😂

[@discopotato675]

😂😂😂😂 Taxonomy is NOT taxidermy!!!! 😂😂😂

[@jpettaway21]

Chrissy's Adderall must've when off between shooting eps cause gahddamn sal couldn't get a word in. Chrissy cutoffs today😂😂😂

[@samuelschmidtcomedy]

Best way to start the day.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Yassss

[@sarahlindsay8847]

Love waking up to a new episode❤

[@Eriey3]

Chrissy has had a hat on twice on this podcast. This episode and the one where Sal had him try on that one child’s size hat 😂

[@907Tia]

We love Solstice in Alaska!!! Sun goes "down" at like 3am and comes back up at 5:00am. 🌞🌞🌞🌞

[@nicog5479]

Star spangled banner the hey babe version needs to happen

[@4superman3]

35:38 Chrissy talking about Clyde Drexler, made me feel like I was listening to History Hyenas all over again!!!! 🥹😭

[@twalters6551]

I didn't realize impractical jokers was on HBO max made my day being able to watch the new season hope they keep going

[@ninjawatchdog]

Gotta be the best "this has been Hey Babe" of all time

[@brianmariano4793]

Duuuuuude. That ending 😮😂

[@JaiPritchett]

OH NO! HAHAHAHA You should of called this eppyweppy Secret Service Bacons

[@Zackaria_sMax]

2:26 I think he means he wants to go see that new movie "The Machine", the hilarious new movie written and starring his friend and peer Burp KryShart... especially since a fellow comedians movie about his most famous bit doing well might finally get that Tubber-ware movie greenlit...

[@thea1560]

I would have loved to watch succession finale with sal

[@Augwa]

Sal or anyone suffering from reading and retaining info due to ADHD. I was the same way for years, I would read and after about the second sentence I was still reading but thinking of something totally different and not even paying attention to what I read. Thing that works for me, Put on some music and tap along with my fingers while reading. fixed my problem.

[@cindyo6298]

Omg, the Butterfly Effect 😂😂

[@nadeen1111]

13:45 chrissy, this is AWESOME parenting skills. I work with special needs kids between ages 5 and 12. The main reason a child displays negative behaviors is because there is some need that isnt being met. Exactly like you said, are they hungry/tired/cold/is the task too easy/boring/difficult/are they overstimulated/stressed/stuck in a past emotion etc. A child might display an outburst and being told to stop ipad time. The outburst in reality might be rooted in a totally different issue that they arent aware of or cant articulate. As adults we should help them discover what that is, and we can talk about why certain emotions cause certain reactions. Its also great to come up with an action plan of how they can behave when that situation comes up again, and teach them to search their own needs when they feel an outburst/ too. Anyways, great job chrissy!

[@bknobeef5578]

If you guys record back to back eps, Chris and Sal should just switch to the each others shirts and see if anyone notices 😂

[@Hamgetsu]

Lol LeBron is better "stats of trophys and rings come up showing LeBaron leading in only 2 categories "😂❤

[@JaiPritchett]

14:44 Nana on bread is actually next level! Little honey! WOW!

[@JerseyfreshXx]

I had an Ad for Dietz and Watson but it was also Chris😂

[@Commandercooll]

Sal killing the fish 😂💀

[@alancosentino7797]

never wanted summer to end so bad. My son gave me ticky wickys for Sept 22 RCMH. Cannot wait

[@ajp2121]

Chrissy D the type of guy to buy an AP Royal Oak (~40k), but also be concerned with the weekly oatmeal budget

[@johnfitz7631]

The two of you both are so fucking great. I cannot tell you how much I love this podcast.

[@ArdPulaStudios]

Sal please talk about Howie Mandel panicking on the crane in the Impractical jokers live special

[@josephcaruso267]

I like how confident Chrissy tried to run with taxonomy being the same thing as taxidermy 😂