"Never judge a book by it's cover..unless it's Mein Kampf........"
@rosihantu13 жыл бұрын
A very underrated book
@thediaxd37473 жыл бұрын
@@rosihantu1 true
@badasman9293 жыл бұрын
Bet
@Lanosrep3 жыл бұрын
The more I hear about that fella the harder it is for me to like him
@foodstampfreddy57663 жыл бұрын
\o
@-ram-m26642 жыл бұрын
As a Polish guy, I have heard them all. My father cleared it up for me. He said: "there is no such thing as a Polish joke. All of those stories are true."
@bluemamba53172 жыл бұрын
"My father cleared it up for me" did he Polish it?
@karolol1272 жыл бұрын
Well it's true, am true polish man and few seconds before I even saw this thumbnail I thought about eating a fried sausage, rly!!! XDDD But it's damn delicious, you have to taste it.
@-ram-m26642 жыл бұрын
@@kejiri3593 Keeping in season...How do we know that Jesus was not born in Poland? --> they couldn't find 3 wise men. :D
@livedandletdie2 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you can't get Kielbasa in store and tools to fix roof with, is it really a store?
@livedandletdie2 жыл бұрын
@@-ram-m2664 Nah, that is not about Poland, that is about somewhere else, you know, because there used to be 3 wise men in Poland, they all went down to Israel so that they could enjoy the weather, hot women, and lots of cheap wine.
@ChubbyChecker1825 жыл бұрын
He's so Polish he didn't realise he was telling a Polish joke.
@davedave19184 жыл бұрын
ChubbyChecker182 let it be known Dave Dave is the 69th like on this comment...farewell now
@sozeytozey3 жыл бұрын
@Dave Dave Can I be you?
@jaypegtv3 жыл бұрын
that is literally the joke.
@Hobby-zn7ce3 жыл бұрын
@@WiggleJimmy You didn't even spell it correctly you dumb bigot jackass.
@notrappaport53403 жыл бұрын
@@WiggleJimmy Is he a Pollachius pollachius or a Pollachius virens? You really should be more specific.
@war2theren2276 жыл бұрын
The thing I love most about Norm's jokes is that I never know what the punchline is going to be.
@lilledrum4 жыл бұрын
or when..
@MrBigspendn3 жыл бұрын
True dat
@arcxjo2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this one was pretty obvious -- maybe not hardware store specifically, but it's pretty clear he wasn't in a restaurant as soon as the rant part started.
@blindi63262 жыл бұрын
@@arcxjo thats the joke
@lordstinson80952 жыл бұрын
The "when" part is actually what makes it so funny. You may know what he's gonna say, but you can't really predict when he's gonna strike and it catches you off-guard.
@nullskull68602 жыл бұрын
Norm always acted like he found the secret of the universe and was just joking around since he already beat the game.
@mosienko1983 Жыл бұрын
Awesome comment.
@TheTrueNarthumpulous Жыл бұрын
The way Conan put it "He was the smartest guy in the room pretending to be the dumbest."
@iFixJunk Жыл бұрын
That is a really good way of describing him. Astute observation.
@barelyprotestant5365 Жыл бұрын
I mean, as a Christian that would be his belief.
@alexpetrovich85 Жыл бұрын
He found a way to make even God Himself laugh.
@AlimentariasPeru2 жыл бұрын
Conan is the perfect host for Norm McDonald, he understands his rhythm, adds to the joke and looks legitly surprised for the punchline.
@scrapplepig2 жыл бұрын
No he isn't....... Sorry just came from Monty Python video.
@pasteldecarne4852 жыл бұрын
@@scrapplepig yes, he is
@scrapplepig2 жыл бұрын
@@pasteldecarne485 He isn't
@pasteldecarne4852 жыл бұрын
@@scrapplepig Yes, he is.
@andyboreland2 жыл бұрын
@@pasteldecarne485 Is this the five minute argument, or the full half hour?
@fifihey6 жыл бұрын
I love his smirk after he's said the punchline
@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect4 жыл бұрын
Well how else would we know the jokes finished 🙄
@MrBigspendn3 жыл бұрын
Yes, thank you. That's the funny thing behind Norm.
@MrBigspendn3 жыл бұрын
@@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect Wait. What?
@pizzawar2 жыл бұрын
that deviant glare he gets, his eyes flash just for a moment
@TransRoofKorean2 жыл бұрын
he doesn't find it funny at all: in fact he thinks it's disgusting!
@Galantski7 жыл бұрын
"Well, first of all, it's a hardware store." I always hate when that happens.
@justman18843 жыл бұрын
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
@georgeb.wolffsohn302 жыл бұрын
I knew something like that was coming😂🤣😂🤣😂
@walterlippmann62922 жыл бұрын
oh you must be Polish
@morethan37562 жыл бұрын
You heard about the Polish guy who won the Olympic gold medal and had it bronzed? -- Rodney Dangerfield.
@Flame16112 жыл бұрын
Wdym? All the hardware stores in my area sell Polish Sausages
@gapapawel59019 жыл бұрын
You don't sell sausage in hardware stores in US? edit: This comment was a sarcasm I wrote nearly a decade ago. I'm unable to remember any hardware store here in Poland selling sausages to be honest. I received many responses to this comment over the years and still recieve them now and then. They make me smile every time. Thank you all :)
@cugierkoteczka8 жыл бұрын
+Gapa P Americans can hardly locate their own country on a map.....
@Heruagarwaen8 жыл бұрын
+Gapa P Norm is canadian
@gapapawel59018 жыл бұрын
Heruagarwaen didnt know. Thanks
@Galantski7 жыл бұрын
Only the ones owned by Polish Americans.
@krzychuka7 жыл бұрын
it's not. it's the third or fourth biggest country in the map.
@davesnothere13056 жыл бұрын
Timing and delivery are Norm's greatest talents.
@inflatablemattress22 жыл бұрын
Those are my talents as well. This was supposed to be a joke about being a dominoes driver
@beorlingo2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, being at the wrong store at the wrong time not being delivered what you asked for.
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear dav
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Ehhhh
@anything7048 ай бұрын
His Timing Is UnReal 😮
@TheBehm084 жыл бұрын
“You talked to this guy for a WHILE” 😂
@RealJackHQ4 жыл бұрын
That’s one of the rarest of rare times someone else got a genuine laugh from the audience during Norm’s routine.
@innerDialectic3 жыл бұрын
@@RealJackHQ Nope Conan always delivers with Norm
@RealJackHQ3 жыл бұрын
@@innerDialectic They just connect really well.
@CSRgamer3 жыл бұрын
@@innerDialectic It was good timing too because Norm was running out of food items with nationalities attatched to them. I think he probably was planning on Conan interrupting there too
@dalegreer30953 жыл бұрын
@@CSRgamer Norm was like "Damn Conan! How long are you going to let me go on?!"
@irvingwashington86382 жыл бұрын
Spoczywaj w pokoju, Norm. Respect for you Norm in this sad moment from the Polish guy. Norm Macdonald 1959 - 2021
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Wut
@xXLoonoeXx Жыл бұрын
He isn't polish btw
@hercules_14411 ай бұрын
@@xXLoonoeXxyeah no shit
@maxalbon955710 ай бұрын
After all, the commenter at the top didn't write about it, that's not what he meant....@@xXLoonoeXx
@xXLoonoeXx10 ай бұрын
@@maxalbon9557 I wrote in case someone thought he was polish since Norm has said he's polish even though he isn't.
@xxthesarcasm7 жыл бұрын
i need more examples.
@Ten_Thousand_Locusts6 жыл бұрын
Rob Simpson Greek salad, fried chicken.
@serfer19836 жыл бұрын
Roasted Turkey. Get it??? TURKEY :D
@thebrazilianatlantis1656 жыл бұрын
"i need more examples." Suppose someone comes into a hardware store and asks for Indonesian cheese, and the hardware store employee just assumes he's from Indonesia. Well that would make sense, actually. Who eats Indonesian cheese? Indonesians, chances are. Still, a hardware store?
@Mrpatderby6 жыл бұрын
What if a guy wanted White Russian? I suppose You think he's white?
@K4inan6 жыл бұрын
They actually order what the dish is called...
@contentbash2 жыл бұрын
My father never laughed at anybody but he laughed at Norm Macdonald all the time. This one killed both of us.
@abbynormal87022 жыл бұрын
Me too. Norm didn't like to tell "jokes" but he was so good at them. My all time favorite was the pumpkin head joke.
@rodrikofharlaw68482 жыл бұрын
@@abbynormal8702 "I'm not much for jokes, kid" Rodney Dangerfield to Norm on the SNL set
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Nice to meet you Jesus, you coming back soon?
@Phapon920 Жыл бұрын
Rip 😔
@johnbowman3630 Жыл бұрын
My condolences.
@trainliker1003 жыл бұрын
This is supposed to be the "definitive Polish joke": A traveling salesman is in a strange town and goes to a local neighborhood bar at the end of a hard day to relax. The bar is full of people and there is just one empty stool at the middle of the bar and he sits down. He's a friendly guy, being a salesman, and after ordering a beer, says in a loud voice "Hey everybody, I heard this really good Polish joke." Suddenly the room goes dead silent. The guy looks at the bartender and asks what happened. The bartender says, "Look fella. This bar is in a Polish neighborhood. All the patrons here are Polish. The bouncer by the door, the one seven foot tall not counting his head, he's Polish. And I own this establishment and I'm Polish. So you'd better consider all that before you tell your damn Polish joke." The salesman looks around at everybody and says, "I'm sorry. I didn't know. I'll tell it real slow."
@eddiemurphy61783 жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@10Dante43 жыл бұрын
I've heard the same but it was a blind guy going to a bar and was about to tell a misogynistic joke about women.
@Lord18853 жыл бұрын
"Nah, I'm not gonna explain it so many times" is better punchline!
@luxuryballer82912 жыл бұрын
I've heard this joke with every group in the world. Why do people vomit these ancient, tired jokes and insist they are brand new or original just because they changed one word?
@trainliker1002 жыл бұрын
@@luxuryballer8291 Perhaps you don't understand that not everyone has HEARD every joke in the world. To someone who has not heard it, it is new. Also, I never claimed it was brand new or original.
@LudzieKochani2 жыл бұрын
A man does not die when he dies, but when he is forgotten. He will never be forgotten. Rest in peace Norm
@TransRoofKorean2 жыл бұрын
hahaha I tell my mother she should stop insulting our cat by calling the cat Polish [like herself]. She says that's a compliment! I told her Norm MacDonald, my favorite comiedian, a Polishman died, she said, "oh yeah, that's that's too bad!" I say "you want to watch a joke now?" she said "no" [^half a norm macD joke]
@Mark.13.2 жыл бұрын
Nawet nie wiedziałem że był chory. XD
@ToxicKadea2 жыл бұрын
@@Mark.13. not so many people know tho.
@twilightsuzuka62522 жыл бұрын
One Piece ?
@Haadi422 жыл бұрын
Was that one piece?
@spiritcrusher832 жыл бұрын
ach Norm, gdybyś tylko wiedział, że miałeś fanów także w Polsce i znalazło się kilku szczęśliwców, którzy widzieli Twój sławny występ "live" u Conana bodaj w 1998 r., gdy w pięknym stylu zniszczyłeś film z Carrott Topem i Courtney Thorne-Smith siedzącą obok Ciebie, występ, który dziś uważa się za legendarny i kultowy... i nawet nie masz pojęcia jak wtedy wpłynąłeś na kilku chłopaków z drugiego końca świata (dla Ciebie) i jak potem śledzili Twoje losy, gdy punktowałeś Jacksona za pedofilię (gdy nikt tego nie chciał mówić głośno), albo śmiałeś się z Cosby'ego, że kiedyś mu wreszcie coś udowodnią (aż udowodnili) - miałeś te swoje running jokes, które trwały 10-15-20 lat i na końcu zawsze to Ty miałeś rację... albo gdy się okazało, że Letterman Cię uwielbia tak bardzo, że zaprosił Cię na swój finałowy show, byś wystąpił, a Ty się rozkleiłeś, bo to był zawsze Twój idol i okazało się, że jesteś zwykłym wrażliwym chłopakiem z nieprzeciętnym talentem, a nie prostakiem i chamem, na którego się tak skutecznie kreaowałeś... będzie Cię brakować Norm, RIP, gdziekolwiek trafisz - będzie tam zdecydowanie weselej :)
@MadBulik2 жыл бұрын
Tak jest :)
@robertsea71152 жыл бұрын
Powinieneś był wygłosić mowę na jego pogrzebie. Nie martw się, z tym talentem znalazło by się dla ciebie mnóstwo tłumaczy. Pozdro
@klaracollins691 Жыл бұрын
Miałam podobnie ale lata później. Trochę młodsza jestem :)
@krazybubbler Жыл бұрын
Pięknie napisane!
@monkeyb1820 Жыл бұрын
Niezłe nastroje
@JoeLewis146 жыл бұрын
I've heard Norm tell this forty times and I still find it funny.
@vodkacannon5 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@mendeleyev17902 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@crazyshane42022 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@HerculesBallsInc2 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@JoeLewis142 жыл бұрын
Wow. Wow. Wow.
@dziadzioniunio7 жыл бұрын
Niby taka Ameryka, a w Castoramie nie sprzedają kiełbasy. Baranie worki.
@YungPollock7 жыл бұрын
It was a joke my dude
@lefunnyN17 жыл бұрын
xd
@elias_xp956 жыл бұрын
Kurwa
@ilikethisnamebetter6 жыл бұрын
Well that's very easy for you to say.
@golem30803 жыл бұрын
no kurwa, jak to śpiewali chyba skaldowie, taka ameryka plastikowa kicha
@foosovsky2 жыл бұрын
I’m Polish and I hate when I cannot buy some sausage in a hardware store
@CanadianGuerrilla4 жыл бұрын
This old chunk of Pole had me right to the end.
@plochol2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there ;)
@kamillgran9408 Жыл бұрын
The joke is so funny because how committed Norm was to it. He was incredible.
@tnt16024 ай бұрын
Thank go you explained it.. i can laugh now
@lpr52692 ай бұрын
Yeah he even made up that his family was Polish which is not true. He was English, Irish and Scottish with a little German and Dutch mixed in.
@MrTurtluv6 жыл бұрын
From a fellow Polska...this is hilarious. Polish people usually have a killer sense of humor!
@ThygeRRR4 жыл бұрын
please bro.. go to Poland, and you will see how they take this joke
@niggardlyrajigga49924 жыл бұрын
norm is actually irish, Scottish, english
@filipobuchowicz87284 жыл бұрын
Viktor Birkeland as a pole (was born in norway and lived there for 11 years but moved back to poland 6 years ago)(polish parents) i think we have climbed the ladder pretty well haha. Now as more and more gypsies and people from pakistan and somalia come to Norway, norwegian people start to appreciate Polish people more. But you’ll never be liked as much as a fellow norwegian person because norwegian people will always believe that they are better than other countries. (They are arrogant, but don’t show it as much as for ex. French people. Of course this doesn’t apply to everybody) Ps. They have a good reason to be arrogant because their country is great and full of wonderful traditions. Will always have a special place in my heart for norway, although it has it share of problems ;)
@JoachimLevel3 жыл бұрын
you're a Polak, not a Polski though, polski is only an adjective not a noun like Polska (Poland) or Polak (male Pole) / Polka (female Pole)
@MrTurtluv3 жыл бұрын
@@JoachimLevel Thanks, grammar police🤣
@zargmatt6 жыл бұрын
norm is my favorite troll comedian. he draws you in with false assumptions and distorts your reality. he almost makes you think he has a beef with polish jokes, yhen he just rambles and rambles and wtf he just told a polish joke lol
@fakenews61336 жыл бұрын
Richard Harris He's a comedian, and his entire job is to offend you.
@thetetons7446 жыл бұрын
Richard Harris Now why would the nazis joke about armor-all?
@vodkacannon5 жыл бұрын
@@fakenews6133 why would it be someones job to offend me?
@natekimble44245 жыл бұрын
@@fakenews6133 I thought comedians were supposed to make people laugh
@braxtonslife77794 жыл бұрын
Fa Kenews He’s being sarcastic
@leo50perez7 жыл бұрын
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, A smooth criminal
@ecoleman56902 жыл бұрын
A rare soul, Norm McDonald😇 There’s a little less laughter in the world today.
@jeannedarc75332 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle and Ricky Gervais: Am I joke to you? Jk, r.i.p to Macdonald, never heard of him until a few days ago, has some pretty good damn jokes.
@interdimensional35632 жыл бұрын
Actually, ironically there is a lot more laughter b/c a lot of people are looking up old Norm clips.
@Balthazar22422 жыл бұрын
@@interdimensional3563 Maybe comedians should die more often.
@go-awayyy1232 жыл бұрын
@@jeannedarc7533 ricky in the same sentence as chappelle and norm. lol
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Nah man ppl laughing at everything now
@benjaminkaras97222 жыл бұрын
I've never heard anyone use the word "Ridiculous" as best as Norm MacDonald. We are all bless to lived in the same time period as you. Looking forward to all those Heaven jokes you'll be working on when we arrive.
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
You’re already there watching this vid
@jozwamikoajcyk84187 жыл бұрын
"The problem with Scotland is, it has too many Scott's in it"ahahahahaha
@SaberToothGary3 жыл бұрын
Great movie... Alba Gu Brath!
@Cybopath2 жыл бұрын
Scott is a fairly popular name in Scotland but not too many Scots have it.
@johanemmenes92362 жыл бұрын
Literally how leftwingers look at Scotland ( and rest of the West )
@franciscoherrera12192 жыл бұрын
The correct quote is....." it's full of Scotts".
@user-yp3oj5se1i2 жыл бұрын
@@franciscoherrera1219 He used quote marks but got the quote wrong.
@cugierkoteczka8 жыл бұрын
you know you know you know you know
@Sokrabiades7 жыл бұрын
cugierkoteczka Right right right
@schadenfreudebuddha7 жыл бұрын
I says to the guy, I says, I says.
@jamesrussell29367 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@roastbeefdinner6 жыл бұрын
sounds like barrack obama...ummm ummm ummm that guys was useless. good riddance prick.
@knowthycell6 жыл бұрын
WhatifuhguyWhatifuhguy
@mrpulaski27076 жыл бұрын
I am a joke and I think that polish is great :D
@SlippyM82 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace sweet king. You may be gone but the comedy stays forever.
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Awww
@SlickBlackCadillac Жыл бұрын
The way he sneakily sets up the joke by saying he is Polish before even starting the joke leaves no question that he actually was pegged correctly as such by the hardware store guy. Took me a few times watching it to fully appreciate that. It makes a huge difference.
@brutallybrutalbrutality650510 ай бұрын
@@vishalmishra8176 it might be scripted but hes just pointing to the crowd
@johnz68779 ай бұрын
@@vishalmishra8176 He probably only asked Conan to set him up by asking him what his ethnicity was but didn't give him any more than that so that Conan's reactions would be genuine and natural. But of course he's not actually Polish, and that makes the punchline funnier because his rant ends up just being another culturally acceptable cheap shot at Polish people.
@nataliamach7248Ай бұрын
@@johnz6877why are polish jokes culturally acceptable? I don't get it? Are Jewish jokes culturally acceptable? If not, why?
@SacredDaturana3 жыл бұрын
Also gotta say. Mad props to the uploader for the excellent title. The surprise of the punchline is crucial, a title that revealed the punchline would have ruined the joke.
@dzack10 ай бұрын
Proud to be Polish! 💪🇵🇱
@TruDru.2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace my brother. Thank you for all the good memories.
@PeterMasalski932 жыл бұрын
For all the Polish people watching: There are discounts this week on salty sausages at OBI and Leroy Merlin.
@PoulFrommPoland2 жыл бұрын
Where though?
@robinbeckford2 жыл бұрын
@@PoulFrommPoland Dunno about OBI, but Leroy Merlin is French.
@PoulFrommPoland2 жыл бұрын
@@robinbeckford haven't seen any sausages at any of those places. But ok, imma get salty on sausages at IKEA though
@Diveyl2 жыл бұрын
No sausages, just some packs of kabanos.
@conradsz2 жыл бұрын
@@Diveyl Kabanos IS sausage. Make no mistake!
@qdelskim2 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Poland. I always loved his sense of humor, punchline was never obvious, deadpan delivery, self concious. Now when he is not with us anymore, I realize how much he influenced me and my sense of humor. His interviews with other hero of mine, Conan, were classic, even his short lived sitcom was great, because of him. Nobody knew that he was sick, for so long..., that's heartbreaking, but it sounds like 100% Norm. True genius and a hero of mine. Rest in peace.
@suffern636 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than a long,long,long Norm joke when you've been drinking.
@wideawake56302 жыл бұрын
A classic form called a shaggy dog story. Norm was a master of it.
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Love it
@drobinson-uo7ic Жыл бұрын
I love how after Norm tells Conan he's Polish, he looks right at him and you know there's now way you can trust that Norm isn't being a complete smart aleck.
@JohnathanLeeSprite3 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting the punchline to be, "Yeah I am Polish."
@gracjanrotke2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@robmangeri7772 жыл бұрын
I competed once with 20 of the nerdiest kids in our school for the chance to compete on academic challenge which was a quiz show for high school students on channel 5 in Cleveland. The three of us who won spots all had significant Polish ancestry. Olchovy, Schzipinski and (in my case) my grandmother was a Mocarski. We won of course but…… Thankfully none of the questions involved changing a light bulb.
@west_polee2 жыл бұрын
2/3 of those last names are either straight up not Polish or anglicized
@koraptd60852 жыл бұрын
@@west_polee poważnie? "Olchowy" zamienione w "Olchovy" i już nazwisko jest "zanglizowane"? Bez przesady, widziałem polskie nazwiska pisane na kilka różnych sposobów tutaj jedynie dopasowano je do fonetyki angielszczyzny. A co do kolegi Schizpinskiego... gdyby nie ta końcówka to nie domyśliłbym się, że to może mieć polską etymologię.
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@johntucker97823 жыл бұрын
Sausage is readily available in Polish hardware stores so I get his confusion.
@jozefkozon45203 жыл бұрын
Both Sausage and hardtacks are.
@TurboLazer0073 жыл бұрын
Loool I live in Poland and I have never seen a hardware store with sausages 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Maciek805112 жыл бұрын
@@TurboLazer007, you can buy some hardware in IKEA, don't you? :)
@paulabes42202 жыл бұрын
@@Maciek80511 that's Swedish...
@Jan-eh7nf2 жыл бұрын
You're going to food supermarket in UK and there... women & kids dresses.... + car fluids + agd + rtv + medics ....barelly can find any foods there, not to mention 70% of them are forefingers....
@booj43632 жыл бұрын
RIP to a legend.
@KalebTheDuck2 жыл бұрын
He was an amazing man, he was super funny... I miss him, R.I.P
@lukaszrzezniczek35957 жыл бұрын
I am Polish and think Thats joke is Great 😀
@damiank18007 жыл бұрын
on serio ma jakieś polskie korzenie czy tylko żartuje?
@edwinstankiewicz2847 жыл бұрын
lukasz rzezniczek
@jozwamikoajcyk84187 жыл бұрын
Lech X, on nie ma, on sobie w chuja lecial.
@joshuachrzanowski57507 жыл бұрын
lukasz rzezniczek No Tak, fajnie!
@richardharris34236 жыл бұрын
Oskaregg, Yes all immigrants at one time had problems with foreign languages, so what? The PEAK of "Polish jokes" in America was in the 1960s/70's....when most Polish Americans spoke fluent English and on average made more money than most Americans. So HOW does that make them "dumb"....as NBC-TV says???? SO WHY was the 1960's/70's the PEAK TIME of "Polish jokes" in America? It was because NBC-TV was bashing the hell out of Poles on NATIONAL TV to MILLIONS of Americans! WHY did Anti-Christian Leftist NBC-TV do this? Because NBC-TV HATES Poland for being the MOST CHRISTIAN nation and most Red Pilled nation in the world and being against the Leftist propaganda NBC-TV spews. NBC-TV HATES Poland because Poland is PROUD of being a WHITE CHRISTIAN nation like in these KZbin videos "Polish people say, WE WANT GOD/Jesus! - Polish march for Independence Nov 11, 2017" and "The MOST Red Pilled nation is Poland - Despite Leftist objections, Polish TV network tells the truth". Today, perverted Leftist NBC-TV is doing the same thing with President Trump. NBC-TV keeps BASHING Trump as being "dumb" because Trump can see through the Leftist media's Lies and Trump is the most Red Pilled president we have. As for me, I was born in America. I am a Polish American.
@mejorgy6 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Polish airline captain taxiing onto the runway for takeoff? The Captain turns to his First Officer and asks the younger man, are you ready for takeoff? The younger co-pilot has a bewildered look on his face and states, "Captain: this runway is not very long"? The Captain replies, "but it sure is wide"!
@ProgramPierwszy2 жыл бұрын
Squadron 303 - Polish squadron in Royal Air Force in WWII.. Best squadron in RAF, was decisive in the victory of Great Britain in the most important air battle of World War II, i.e. the Battle of England.
@koraptd60852 жыл бұрын
@@ProgramPierwszy nie wydaje mi się żeby koledzy potrzebowali lekcji historii
@MichaelPuzioАй бұрын
@@koraptd6085 They're laughing at how stupid you are and you go on to even defend them. How pathetic and hopeless are most of my fellow Poles. Gobsmacking.
@mikeloomis6872 жыл бұрын
Classic joke within a joke. One of my alltime favorite jokes that only Norm can deliver. RIP Norm.
@ohmyridusoftictok30192 жыл бұрын
He has his own genius version of comedy and it’s incredibly palatable
@FMHammyJ2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all of the laughs, Norm...RIP...
@andrewb97085 жыл бұрын
This joke reminds me that I need to polish my wheels.
@jglo51923 жыл бұрын
buahahah .asshole
@Docentino1914 Жыл бұрын
Rest in funny Peace Norm! Much Love from Poland.
@jake_the_lawyer3 жыл бұрын
"wow you talked to this guy for a while" 😂😂😂😂
@TheMarcin1233216 жыл бұрын
You know what's the difrence betwen US and cheese ? When you leave cheese for 300 years it will develop culture.
@jbobfloggard20876 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Canada? He's Canadian...
@thebrazilianatlantis1656 жыл бұрын
"it will develop culture" Yeah, Mark Twain, Billie Holiday, Martin Scorsese, they're alright but it's not like inventing the airplane or something.
@twirlipofthemists32016 жыл бұрын
Check back in 58 years. I'm still hopeful.
@fakenews61336 жыл бұрын
America has it's own culture. Send any American into Canada and watch them struggle to adapt to the wierdness of bagged milk, and bacon that's actually ham, and pouring syrup in the car to make it run smoother.
@volcryndarkstar6 жыл бұрын
Joseph Scott All you people calling people out for being thin skinned about jokes but bitching about this one are hypocritical pussies. I thought the joke was quite funny and I'm 'Murican.
@JonnyDIY2 жыл бұрын
Norm was 1 of 1. A true original. Will miss you dearly old friend 💕
@warsurplus8 ай бұрын
Love this talented man. Thank you for making us laugh.
@birchmahogany27185 жыл бұрын
Been a fan of Norm since forever and this is by far the funniest thing I've ever seen him do. The delivery is brilliant.
@johnbaxter36762 жыл бұрын
This is a retread of a standard Polish joke from a hundred years ago.
@JohnGeometresMaximos2 жыл бұрын
Canada gave us John Candy. Poland gave us Norm Macdonald. May both their gentle souls Rest in Peace.
@sandos101 Жыл бұрын
He wasn't actually Polish. It was a set up for his joke
@simonpersonaltrainer56242 ай бұрын
@@sandos101 john candy was actually polish
@sandos1012 ай бұрын
@@simonpersonaltrainer5624 um...OK?
@baritony87633 жыл бұрын
Norm MacDonaldski was his his name before he changed it.
@Alamyst20112 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. Made my youth full of laughs
@bsmith89432 жыл бұрын
Rip big dog. Norm will always be my favorite.
@dewygreen4646 Жыл бұрын
The orginal version of this joke is Lewis Grizzard's: "A man walks into a store and asks for an RC Cola and a MoonPie. The guy behind the counter says, ‘You must be from Alabama.’ The customer replies angrily, ‘Just because I ordered an RC Cola and a MoonPie, how come you think I must be from Alabama?’ He continues, ‘If I ordered spaghetti, would you think I was from Italy? If I ordered sausage, would you say I was from Poland?’ The man behind the counter says, ‘Well, I can’t say. It’s never happened.’ The customer asks, ‘Then how come when I come in here and order an RC Cola and a MoonPie, you just automatically assume I’m from Alabama?’ The man behind the counter calmly replies, ‘’Cause this is a hardware store.’”
@estradaj7772 жыл бұрын
Amazing I love his delivery, will definitely miss him
@rayleblanc72092 ай бұрын
A Polish guy immigrates to the US and goes to apply for his drivers license. They tell him he has to do an eye exam and ask him to read the chart. On the chart are the letters Z A W A D Z K I. They ask him if he can see the letters and read them. He replies " Read them! I know the guy"
@Haimovic103 жыл бұрын
This was way before "Sir, this is a Wendys restaurant" 😂
@7oohny7 жыл бұрын
Me Me Big Boy
@dawidkufa73867 жыл бұрын
7oohny 😂
@sureshhirawat6 жыл бұрын
7oohny yeah jacksfilms and his humour kinda intertwine.
@AceDast1 Жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. One of the best to ever do it.
@Docentino19142 жыл бұрын
Norm, as a half Scotish, half Irish, half Canadian, half Polish Man deserves at least 2 beautiful statues. (hope my math is correct. I am Polish)
@Jordi_Llopis_i_Torregrosa962 жыл бұрын
He's not Polish at all though, he literally has 0 Polish ancestry
@nate1173692 жыл бұрын
My favorite joke from one of the true all time greats. Gonna miss ya Norm. Hope your house in heaven has a dog house so the neighbors don't get any wrong ideas about ya.
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
He’s not gay!
@robertdavison37383 жыл бұрын
Norm WRECKS Conan more than anyone else. Love it.
@waynemarvin56613 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, 'wrecks'? A guest on a talk show tells a joke and you write WRECKS? Are you a pre-teen?
@supwititproductionz37382 жыл бұрын
@@waynemarvin5661 he meant it like "slays", you wet towel
@Tom-H12 жыл бұрын
Never been prouder to be Polish.
@douglasschultz98082 жыл бұрын
We lost a legend this week. Rest In Peace Norm.
@irekro3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... In South Florida almost all Home Depot and Lowes stores have hot dog/polish sausage carts at the entrance.
@peterc.14192 жыл бұрын
In South Africa, every hardware store also has a boerewors cart too. That's Afrikaaner/ Dutch sausage.
@bobbyknuckles638010 ай бұрын
“I told a joke and a polish guy in the audience said it was offensive. So the next night I changed the joke to be about stupid people.. same guy got angry!” - Norm
@jordanvanetten78872 жыл бұрын
Conan: Shit, nothing happening in the news and no movies coming out, time to bring Norm on the show! Loved how he would take 10 minutes and tell a single, horrible joke. And you could see him enjoying every second of it. RIP Norm, one of a kind
@Goose_BW2 жыл бұрын
I miss when dislikes on youtube meant something. It wasnt a terrible joke.
@cameronmarshall51052 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace Norm
@josephtaylor45053 жыл бұрын
Thx for the amazing 70kb graphics
@OrionFyre7 жыл бұрын
He had me right up to the end. LOL
@Scooby7435 ай бұрын
So much fun listening to the Master. GOAT Storyteller/Joker❤
@delasse31782 жыл бұрын
this was/is one of my favorite norm jokes. not the most popular but he did it perfectly
@RealJackHQ4 жыл бұрын
I think Norm and my dad would get along juuuuuust fine 😂😂. “I said c’mon man. C’MON. Y’know?” 🤣🤣
@owadave3 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough,there is a polish sausage stand right outside our hardware store.
@joeterp5615 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love Norm and his long set ups. He was a treasure.
@freddiesoverbite61622 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. You were as original as they come.
@ryanjohnjohn30155 жыл бұрын
"said what if a guy..."
@danejurus695 жыл бұрын
That's brilliant.
@peddlersclan2 жыл бұрын
"They had to change their name becuase of the ribbing they would get for being polish" is the most overlooked joke ever
@Ptaku932 жыл бұрын
Is it tho?
@peddlersclan2 жыл бұрын
@@Ptaku93 are you chinese
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Dang
@deannalarsen71612 жыл бұрын
So damn funny. You are very missed. RIP, Norm.
@danielhouse62442 жыл бұрын
RIP norm, thanks for all the laughs
@leepek35753 жыл бұрын
I'm simple polish guy. I like Norm even more now xD
@martinledermann18622 жыл бұрын
@Kokin Yoarse Zbig Brzezinski
@bellysize8 ай бұрын
He got me going on his "Polish" heritage. I thought WTF that can't be true. So I looked up his bio. Of course it's bs. LOL. But I learned he grew up on a Canadian Army base. I grew up on a Canadian air force base. And his older brother is Neil McDonald a highly respected Canadian broadcast journalist. Very talented family. I enjoy seeing all these old videos of Norm. His talent definitely grows on you.
@Muertes-tf2oj2 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. I love you.
@pplrstrange2 жыл бұрын
If I ever land a job at a food joint, I'm going to respond to someone's order with, "you know this is a hardware store?" Thanks Norm
@reddillon84252 жыл бұрын
I love that he just casually lies for no reason (like that joke he told about finding himself in the middle of a lie that doesn't benefit him at all) Norm Macdonald was not even a little bit polish lol
@BlanketMan Жыл бұрын
If you haven’t read Norm’s “Based on a True Story” book, you must do so. Not only is it the funniest book I’ve ever read, but I found myself wondering just how much of it was actually true. Could be 10%; could be 90%. (I’d guess it’s closer to 10…) But that’s part of Norm’s genius.
@mytyrel4203 ай бұрын
"Hey, you ever see that one movie about Meryl Streep and the horse?" "... ... Yes."
@mournblade10663 жыл бұрын
Okay, that was beautiful.
@yaqbec236 жыл бұрын
Jeez, why would someone be offended, I'm Polish and that was funny af XD Norm is genius.
@lipby3 жыл бұрын
Nobody is offended
@radziklvp34422 жыл бұрын
Polish people have a good sense of humor. No matter how bad a joke is its funny, that's it.
@ackermanlol2 жыл бұрын
No one was offended over this joke
@masercot7 жыл бұрын
The master of the shaggy dog story...
@nigerianprincewithaids3 жыл бұрын
Further proof poles are the most oppressed people next to gamers
@lawrencekokjr.13763 жыл бұрын
And Bikers
@Jordi_Llopis_i_Torregrosa962 жыл бұрын
Polish are POCs
@dracov66642 жыл бұрын
Tu byłem. Tony Halik 2021
@jankmedia19852 жыл бұрын
2:25, love that smile. He knows it's great but still playing along.
@joewiekierak96412 жыл бұрын
They sell hotdogs at Home Depot so there you have it.