Norm MacDonald's Hilarious Take on War: You Won't Stop Laughing!

[@makethisgowhoosh]

Only Norm MacDonald could make Howard Stern shut up and listen to a long joke.

[@SDW90808]

Twelve minutes in and I’m rolling…. listening to the Dirty Johnny story.

[@ricksmith2609]

Satellite radio shut Howard stern up 20 years ago. Good riddance. He morphed into a lefty cuck anyway

[@williamdavid9272]

@@SDW90808that one is so damn good. He tells a more polished version of the joke on his podcast. Just search norm dirty Jonny and you’ll find it. I like that version better 🍻

[@Bears86SB]

I'm surprised stern didn't constantly interrupt

[@Sniperboy5551]

Stern used to be funny, but now he just sucks. Dude has gone full woke, he’s insufferable now.

[@teaching_and_learning]

I can’t relate to people who don’t find Norm to be the funniest comic who ever lived.

[@mikef2813]

Ignore those people. You don't need them in your life.

[@christopherguerriero2317]

"Funniest" is nonsense for artists. But Norm's absurdist ramblings teeter on a fine line...I've come to regard him as a genius while at the same time often wanting to punch him in the face.

[@gryfinryder]

Norm is a comic for layman and simpletons. He is not particularly sophisticated. I think you will find the pool of individuals that find him to be the funniest comic who ever lived, very very small. Leaving you with few to relate to. Norm is talented to be sure, and his gimmicks are subtle, but his humor is not particularly intelligent as many profess. I can think of at least 20 overall better comics off the top of my head. Comedy is subjective, however, so I don’t disparage your opinion, just the idea that you only relate to people who would agree with you on this.

[@christopherguerriero2317]

@@gryfinryder I'm sorry I cannot agree with this. He had a long and varied career, with some success and some failures. He was featured in a wide variety of formats and mediums, and remained relevant for decades. The idea that his comedy was tailored for 'laymen/simpletons' or that he himself wasn't accomplished enough in his craft is just not true.

[@teaching_and_learning]

@@gryfinryder I would comment, but I rather not associate with folks simply not sophisticated enough to fully appreciate Norm's humor.

[@EvanRothfeld-f6u]

i love sandberg and norm's chemistry while everyone else walks on eggshells..."wait, there might've been something to this guy."

[@ageofgaslightenment]

Not really. Sandberg immediately backtracks 20 seconds later.

[@Spittin_Sax]

​@@ageofgaslightenmenthe was a good middle man lol he was still putting in jabs at the end

[@MantraattheDisco]

correct@@ageofgaslightenment sandberg passed out immediately

[@EruIluvatar5]

"I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler." Lmao. Norm just piling on the discomfort, making everyone except Sandberg squirm.

[@myhatmygandhi6217]

​@@ageofgaslightenmentyeah, it would have been funnier if Sandberg doubled down on not killing Hitler.

[@Poppomatic64]

“They’re all foreigners” 😂😂

[@atomicwedgie8176]

I didn't even know they were sick.

[@davidsthubbins176]

😂😂

[@dyldog]

Wrong audience, such a good line

[@nyChannel09]

*you know

[@jimlahey7066]

“The more I learn about the guy, the more I don’t care for him” one of the best lines

[@alecrichards8574]

He was the master at the long tales with lame but kinda humorous punchlines.... But the charismatic storytelling along the way is what sold it. LEGEND

[@Skinnyorangemusic]

It's like taking dad jokes to a WHOLE next level

[@SimpleManGuitars1973]

@@Skinnyorangemusic I grew up with Norm on SNL as a kid and absolutely adored him. The great thing about Norm was he made you feel special or accepted or something for "getting" him. I know now that people online just fawn over him and that's great but back in the day you were sort of an outsider for loving Norm because he was so unorthodox and it was always awesome to find another genuine Norm fan "in the wild".

[@matthewklahn3204]

​@@SimpleManGuitars1973I wouldn't say that is extremely true. When Norm was fired from SNL every network was scrambling to give him a TV show

[@STSGuitar16]

“I never even knew he was sick.” Norm’s final joke to all of us was going back listening to his stuff and seeing all of the now obvious hints that he would drop to us.

[@Unstrict]

💯💪

[@alanlopez4677]

Then Bill Burr saying that exact same thing unironically when he found out Norm passed. That was the ultimate joke

[@unapprovedtruth7116]

@alanlopez not just bill Burr but several others were goaded from beyond the grave into the "didn't know he was sick" line. Norm was otherworldly.

[@snavisTM]

No it was a joke not some secret message of his illness... You internet people are all narcissists.

[@eternity8811]

And the "I'm pretty sure that's a draw" cancer joke.

[@Skinnyorangemusic]

Norm makes five people get afraid for their careers with one joke

[@MattDelDC]

Just stumbled upon this by chance and it just happens to be two years on the day since we lost this comedic giant. His jokes will always live on

[@pauloconnor5850]

Always man 🤜🤛

[@maxonmendel5757]

reading his not-memoir right now. very good.

[@TheKotor2309]

I didn’t even know he was sick.

[@aquatarkus2022]

We missed his views on covid and the fall of America.

[@maxonmendel5757]

@@aquatarkus2022 we are really missing his unfinished books and his memoir adaptation starring Mark Normand

[@samhein2620]

Norm's idea of a silver tongued devil is a guy with a delicious cheese sandwich and the craziest fucking van you've ever seen.

[@stevenclark1662]

Oh this? Oh it's just a cheese sandwich. What you like em or something? ..... Y'know, I got a van full of em.

[@dyslexicboogaloo]

The van doesn’t need to be full of cheese sandwiches. Unless you want to be known for your detailed work.

[@Elkyn-m5g]

❤

[@benisontenison8225]

5:25 Norm loved how Andy kept up with the bit

[@spamwagon]

Every single host who ever had Norm on knew to just sit back and let him tell his whole paced and detailed story, the punch line was worth it. My fave was the "Moth Story".

[@LazyTelevison]

“It’s all ass over tea kettle wrong”

[@torchmark66]

I didn't even know Norm OR Hitler were sick.

[@subg8858]

Hitler was sick in love with dogs and volkswagens

[@scottapache5041]

He fought cancer to a draw.

[@superhappyfuntime5466]

I never saw them together in the same room..

[@victorowens9150]

Me either

[@Fantasyremix]

Sick heil

[@MattieBennett]

KZbin is great for two reasons: 1. Norm MacDonald will live forever in video form 2. Videos of that tragedy

[@vasvas8914]

Aaah, you reminded me of it

[@Earthad23]

911

[@terremoto6663]

You reminded me of that airline. Did you know they renamed themselves? Now they are Called Eppstein Carribian Airlines.

[@Techcensorshipbot]

That one chick who got all mentally ill over hypothetical time machine hitler was goofy.

[@loversandlosers]

well that whole panel is jewish save for norm and kassem g lol

[@robertbordevik5072]

That last story.. You will laugh. And then hours go by, even days, and it pops up again, and it’s even funnier 😂 My gosh, Norm was insane 😂😂😂😂

[@ChristinaFromYoutube]

Callin Hitler a dork is 10/10

[@Steve-cc5hw]

I love how he wears a suit to Howard Stern

[@RosecransM]

Holy crow, you're right, that is incredible 😂😂😂

[@FlexBeanbag]

​@@RosecransMkzbin.infoBmc9NFfhx74?si=g0UQsD7hdNl3D3qp

[@FierceShoRyuken]

It gets glossed over by some of the more obvious killers but one of the smartest, most insightful things ever said in comedy was during the scrabble bit. The part about the blanks, he just kind of wedged it in there, was so insanely genius I can't really wrap my mind around it. I've wondered since seeing that bit if there really is a guy that's all based on or if Norm just conjured the entire scenario.

[@adlwilliams]

Keeping a straight face during the dirty johnny joke, for 5 damn minutes, in a room full of people lauging, is super impressive to me

[@FranssensM]

When Norm is on a live show I picture stressed people in headphones holding clip boards waving their arms, mouthing “cut to commercials” and old Norm smiling even more.

[@StoneCold-d4f]

I've been watching this a couple of hours after an edible. I noticed letterman was laughing a few times then I looked and it's a still picture😂

[@maximusolivia9982]

Holy crap I just experienced the same thing!!!

[@jasonhopwo]

Bro 😂

[@dillinger621]

Yup

[@SM-bm6jo]

Sounds like me once when I channel-surfed and stopped on some guy talking to Charley Rose about major league baseball players. Suddenly I was fascinated with the most boring game in the world. I still appreciate what the guy said but it has not stopped me from avoiding everything baseball.

[@StoneCold-d4f]

@@SM-bm6jo I did shrooms a while back and watched a programme on a book report

[@4runningaway417]

norm i swear man you one bold guy. you have more balls after death than most of us who supposed to be living

[@sherpacool9931]

one thing becomes very clear in this time after Norms death, he was a comedians comedian, we got snipetts of his humor, but people who knew him personally got the full monty.

[@ScooterOnHisWay2024]

"... the land was uneven ..." God I loved this man's joke telling style.

[@seanwebb605]

If Norm's father stopped going to Holland because he is now dead will Norm stopped going because now he's dead? Or will he just break the cycle and keep going?

[@JM-vp8zc]

Hopefully it won’t be a fruity cycle

[@lukezeiolf6977]

Dylan’s got it covered

[@Zopf-international]

'Fruity bicycle' is the name of my new band. 😁 Thanx Norm!

[@weaselfarmer000]

As the Germans say . " Third time lucky."

[@fuselpeter5393]

Alle guten Dinge sind drei. xD

[@RKroese]

Like the national socialist in Argentina say: Hey, USA, you have a go!

[@MO-tw8pb]

I can listen to this guy non stop his simplicity is the show

[@wayfaerer320]

Norm is a legend. There is nobody that even comes close to Norm in comedy.

[@henrikibsen6258]

Kudos to Andy Samberg for freely chopping it up about hitler with the most dangerous comedian in hollywood.

[@susanvannorden6845]

Last summer we, Canadian, rode through Netherlands…they still remember, and are very thankful for our boys who liberated them…

[@hawaiidispenser]

6:05 Lol, new low? If it wasn't for Norm, no one would've ever remembered this stupid red carpet live show 30 seconds after it was over.

[@manueldavid7369]

"fruity bicycle" :D :D :D

[@naayou99]

Heard the dirty Johnny joke several times. never ceased to be funny. No one can tell it like Norm. RIP.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I love it when people keep laughing when Norm is telling his jokes. They got no idea wtf the punchline is going to be but it's going to be good!

[@mattmattmatt2683]

"I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler." lmao

[@deepfriedicecream576]

never knew he told the dirty johnny joke twice. he managed to deliver it both times, really impressive to remember a joke as long winded as that one and have it work a second time. i miss him

[@professor_of_logic]

"Art of Comedy"...only one name pops up in my mind, on account of not being a hypocrite... Love y'all !!!

[@Kurdt1]

You know with this BYO Fitness thing, the more I learn about it the more I care for it 😁 Thanks again for the Norm content 🙌

[@nicholasscott5905]

Solid channel, probably owns a doghouse

[@arniexanchez]

Kind of hilarious they felt it necessary to affirm they would in fact kill a baby Hitler.

[@subg8858]

I like how you show the still from Norm interviewing Dave in the segment where Dave interviewed Norm

[@davidwujczyk3037]

Norm understood his profession was to make people laugh and he was the best!

[@alexmacfarlane4426]

Look up Noel Mason-MacFarlane who was miltary attache in Berlin just before the war. He offered to assasinate Hitler after one day his motorcade passed beneath his lodgings window. He realised he could just have drooped a grenade into the open car. He offered to do it at the next oppertunity. The Britsh intellegence and diplomats thought he was mad.

[@JakeWitmer]

There were hundreds of such plots. Hitler really kept moving, thwarting most of them. Most heartbreaking to me are the two in Shirer's book, the one in the German museum where Hitler was stopping by to look at new uniforms...and, of course, Valkyrie/Stauffenberg. SO CLOSE! ...And both would have likely been the difference between reverting to pre-war peace and several million more pointless murders...

[@neilsjmcmahon]

Uncle Terry was a good man

[@dennissalazar5866]

😂

[@greyforge27]

The way this title is written makes it seem like Norm's take on war is that it's hilarious

[@Knightcommander69]

Oh man that last dirty Johnny joke has me cry laughing.

[@davidwujczyk3037]

When uncle terry’s been drinking, you don’t f*** with him 🤣🤣🤣

[@josemontano7767]

I miss Norm to bad I never got to see him live.

[@johnmathewson6630]

That dirty Johnny joke is so perfect. It’s probably one of my favorite norm jokes. You can tell just how intelligent norm actually is. His comedic timing. His story telling. The man was a genius, and it’s one of my biggest regrets in life that I never saw him live before he passed❤

[@Alex-tx6by]

This is how social commentary is done. Flys right over the head of most people while still making sense and being funny on the surface. Allows the audience to pick up on it over time instead of brow beating or pandering

[@BazookaTooth707]

It's unfortunate to look back now and realize Norm is likely all puffy due to fluid retention as a side effect from chemotherapy drugs. RIP Norm

[@parthenocarpySA]

Really? I thought he was prepared for a movie role with the added weight. Hollywood always needs a fat guy.

[@DoctorCyan]

No, he got fat before the cancer

[@yonickmyman]

You wouldn't think anything considering he'd always make that "fat fucking face" joke

[@odnettv4719]

@@DoctorCyanhe had cancer during the last interview in this video

[@andrewwright9378]

And the cheese sandwiches

[@SuperJcoleFan]

The youtube awards thing is literally the funniest thing, the other 2 hosts just listening to Samberg, and Norm just casually talking about Hilter. More footage of the event is under "DVDuring"

[@apelincoln1616]

" Wrap what up? " IDK why, but I died laughing when I heard that

[@ibeturface]

I like how every time the camera goes to Robin, she is laughing

[@ChristopherJohn4389]

I'll never stop watching Norm

[@LazyTelevison]

The stern joke is crazy good.

[@sammckay542]

That only he can tell. Couldn't imagine anyone doing it being half as funny.

[@sandroangelodt]

"like a farmer with a scythe" (what a beautiful simile)....

[@Mister_Know_Name]

That hatchery story is legendary!

[@unvaccinatedgoy88]

I'm the opposite, the more I learn about him, the more I love him!

[@IIIJ0KIEIII]

"what you call something that's bigger than a country but smaller than a galaxy? Earth!" It's jokes on jokes with this guy.

[@JMcG520]

“I’m sorry about bringing up Hiter!” he said with eyes twinkling and a huge grin on his lips.

[@garrett020614]

crazy knowing this legend came from my hometown

[@lucasc5336]

"I never knew he was sick" was he trying to get adam to say Hitler wasn't sick lol As in sick minded I'd assume

[@tyd8854]

You'd never expect a deeply closeted gay man to be this funny

[@mathompson53187]

0:19 actually not a bad history lesson here.

[@anthonysteen56]

Sandburg gets Norm’s funny

[@32INCHSTRIPER]

They frolicked..😄😄😄

[@Maaaatttttt]

Man, everyone is so touchy

[@danilo.castelli]

Uncle Terry went through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan.

[@mindblowingdiscussions2707]

A genuinely funny guy. RIP Norm ❤

[@mellowfellow6816]

The earth was uneven..

[@xiiKman6495iix]

Norm McDonald may be the best comedy to ever live

[@BiGPeanutGaming]

Norm ruining live interviews by just talking about hitler is peak comedy

[@gamingsociety3684]

If you haven't seen the Dirty Johnny Joke. Don't watch this version, Norm with Stephen Merchant version is best, watch that one instead, the longest runtime you can find on first page of results

[@JroddNizzleDawg420]

Norm will always be the goat🐐 miss him! Rip

[@commonmannn4961]

I actually thought many of the things Hitler said were quite compelling, and then a friend of mine who speaks German translated for me. It was a moment of great shock in my youth. I was only maybe 33 when this happened, and it was a real wake up call for me. Talk about RUNNING to the tattoo parlor for some cover-ups! Man oh man.

[@LydiAtheistLady]

Norm is one of the comedians greatest to ever do it! Anyone who says otherwise doesn’t know what comedy means.

[@winser21]

Sandberg walked back the joke, but norm didn’t. The biggest difference between the two of them.

[@BobyChanMan]

He only did so after the female host decided to oh so virtuously declare that ‘for the record’ she would use a time machine to kill Hitler. Sandberg’s walk back of the joke seemed like more of a stab at her and a subtle continuation of the joke.

[@richardmckrell4899]

How could a dirt poor farmer go to Holland on vacation every five years?

[@jorged06]

"that´s not my idea of a silver tongued devil!" XD

[@Lillalolmc]

”The land was uneven” ”Hhhhhhhhhhhhh”

[@Lionsfan343]

The dirty Johnny joke is an all time favorite for me hands down

[@AlienLivesMatter]

His bit about Holland and his dad in ww2 was his best bit ever

[@keenand5416]

I would have loved to see more of sandberg and norm banter

[@ghostofnorm420]

😂That Guys No Good ! 😂

[@qwerty722]

The way Jenny Slate and eventually Andy Samberg (whose initial comedic instincts were strong at least) completely shut him down around 06:00 😂😂

[@martinheath5947]

God bless Norm and all who sailed with him 🙏 in humour

[@jonathanEricStaffordRealtor]

Norm jokes being so op that 90% of people are just shooked

[@kendallpeters6451]

Amsterdam was great. Went there on July 4th for four days and it was amazing. We’re walking down the street and there’s naked women in each window. And they were all reading a book. And right across the street from the main police station is the Milky Way. It’s a 5 story building with a farmers shop where you can get all sorts of stuff. And a bar on the second floor. And three different freak shows on the rest. A great place. I highly recommend it. 👍👍😎

[@rcampbell4967]

I miss Norm. I really do. His long jokes tested my patience sometimes, but he was truly a comedic genius and seemingly a really nice, if not odd, guy.

[@weaselsmeasles8727]

That dirty Terry story was incredible 😂

[@Rageplayinggames]

God bless U Norm. RIP 🖤

[@lastsoldierbr]

Legend!!!!!

[@drawheatakacops]

That's a mini war already.

[@RedGoobler]

Little old Dutch ladies will still get up and give you their seats on the bus if they hear you're Canadian

[@j897xce]

Andy cracking Norm up is awesome

[@juliandavidson2409]

The dirty Johnny joke might be the best joke of all time. From how long it is to all the details just to have such a short and predictable punch line. And the best part is that it’s so unique you know the entire thing was completely curated by norm 😂

[@RichArd-vc5jp]

"The Woooorld!!! 😂😂😂