Northernlion Attempts the Indie Pentathlon (01/26/2019)

This happened on Twitch! Watch live next time: / northernlion
Don't be too worried about the parameters, it's just for fun. That being said, I am the world's best (by default).

[@aqqqqa]

Why do I always wake up to this playing?

[@brockjenks]

Bro this and the dome keeper one as well

[@ItCantGetAnyWorse]

The algorithm for some reason keeps doing this to me with Charlie’s videos as well.

[@tysongamerful]

SAME

[@maciejoe]

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE. I don’t have autoplay on, I don’t have this saved, but like half of the time I wake up to it either on or played through, I don’t get it

[@aqqqqa]

YES! @@brockjenks

[@mentecato666]

Ok, this happened dozens of times already. Gotta start documenting every time the algorithm takes me to this video without me clicking on it

[@zoobooz8552]

Good luck with the intense record keeping you signed up for, and welcome to the pentathlon hell

[@ComfortableTool86]

It has happened to me SO many times as well. The funny thing is I didn't even really watch NL when it first started happening like a year ago

[@wolverineMGOblue]

Love you nl but I’ve grown to hate this video. I always wake up at 3am to this. Every single time. This is what auto play always leads to and I can’t take it anymore.

[@waggybyk6285]

,OMG FR

[@XSTGLOVE]

Dude same

[@CreedBratt0n]

It’s happening to me now. Why his voice so weird

[@wilfredomartinez3305]

2023 here, nl has lost so much weight its crazy. Good on you champ. Long time fan.

[@Segimente]

L l m mn. M m. M jv😮😮😮😮 33:29 l. L. L mm m. N m😮😮😮😮

[@deadlock_problem]

yeah but his content diversity has gone even more downhill.

[@maurice4348]

He's done it! It took him over 3 hours but he finally tricked me into watching him play Isaac

[@jaykelley103]

Why would he need to trick you? Are you great-content-intolerant? Theres a vaccine for that ya know

[@AXELmetroidFAN]

@@jaykelley103 simp

[@proctiger4891]

@@jaykelley103 it's a joke sir/mam

[@vepply]

@@jaykelley103 there's a reason he stopped, you can only talk about different kinds of irish spring and the pelaton for so long.

[@boogamerhdboogamerhd869]

O

[@Pingus-Dingus]

NL spelunking to find the spire and slay it to transport to a gun themed dungeon to shoot himself and reincarnate in the pantheon of gods only to arrive at a basement as a boi who never stops crying

[@LupusInCaligo]

And that is what we call... The Northernlion Story

[@danielcasalinovo9660]

RoboMedic love this story

[@elijahjacinto3047]

It's a tale as old as time

[@viviennechen7316]

@Luke Wayne to stA

[@thegreatperu9332]

indie intensifies

[@MauledByDogBearsProd]

2:17:30 "I hope that in a week, 100,000 people haven't died from it [Coronavirus] or this bit is gonna look really insensitive when it comes to KZbin." He had no idea.

[@inni_gplus]

Statements that haven’t aged well. But I assume most of the early Corona statements haven’t 🙃

[@ethancobb7498]

:(

[@KendSM]

I love the content and I love the fact that he's been reading the comments lately

[@alwaysastray]

Same. I hope he ignores the obvious trolls though. Cause eff em.

[@LupusInCaligo]

i love... northernloin

[@Asian_Caleb]

Except when it’s 60 seconds lol

[@legion999]

@@alwaysastray what trolls

[@cptKamina]

@@legion999 Ther's this moron with like a 3 in his name that is maybe the most toxic person I've ever seen.

[@ninjacolin7982]

Holy shit as a new frog its so cool to see NL playing the classics. Also, Pelton has done that body good

[@PolafTCG]

i was just thinking that too, he thinned up alot

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

Yeah he's a polished egg now

[@user-cj1er6ke4w]

@@pigmentpeddler5811j

[@stighelmer1265]

You can see the Peloton not only have had its effect on his weight, but also the posture. Amazing change.

[@harbinger1024]

The most noticable change for me is his voice. Its crazy how different it is compared. Dude even sounds more aerodynamic

[@stighelmer1265]

@@harbinger1024 I totally agree. Great point.

[@TheNamesOmega]

@@harbinger1024the 😅ttttyrrrrrr

[@00SecretII]

I cant believe it took him over a year to upload this!

[@irurwurst]

did he just put the wrong year or am i crazy

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

irurwurst it took him the entire year, crazy

[@nightstalker2321]

it literally couldn't be a year ago. the long winter update has been out less than a month

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

@@nightstalker2321 way to miss the joke

[@nightstalker2321]

@@ImEverythingYouCrave silly rabbit jokes are for kids

[@vincl1819]

They called him a madman

[@willm1019]

vin cl they said it couldn’t be done.

[@eospogito8388]

Auto play keeps bringing me here, help

[@ScoobiusDoob]

I swear to God, youtube is investing every cent in to recommending this video as often as possible.

[@theodorejames8285]

You must do a 90s sitcom tier list! It will go down in history as the most ambitious content of this generation!

[@theodorejames8285]

Jason Dodge I know dude! So many classics came out of the 90s! Fresh prince, Seinfeld, Friends, and the list goes on

[@OhNoTheFace]

Or he could makes real videos like this

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

this would be amazing! tell him on twitter!

[@OhNoTheFace]

This should be the one video on the channel per day :O Fun aside, thanks NL, this was fun

[@jeremyseely6579]

"not indistinguishable but not meaningfully different" ...love it

[@theblackcoatedman6794]

Damn... That's a lot of games to remember how to play and to get good at. Mad Respect to you, Eggfather!

[@GreatQuestionFran]

"Death Defiance means one mistake doesn't ruin your life" That's like the motto for Sekiro.

[@Mocityspirit]

The algo auto plays this video any time I finish another one of NL’s videos

[@thegreatperu9332]

I've never gotten into gungeon, but this video circulates in my autofeed on youtube so often. Every time it does, it's another step to line to downloading and then 100%ing the game while watching it's playlist

[@MrCcsboy]

He sounds so different now

[@CoCoolBeans]

rewatching this and honestly the behind the scenes talk is night. NL is genuinely in it for the fun and not cash

[@kevykev188]

This is my autoplay black hole. Whenever I fall asleep to any type of KZbin video I end up here 😂

[@flux1940]

i love how this stream gets more and more slightly agressive with time passing by never change nl

[@Voknerech10Z]

I was afraid he will start to justify slavery or some another shit

[@thomaspittman8130]

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[@cyanomical]

so glad i found this vid. I miss his play of Hades and Gungeon. I'm hoping one day he comes back to them again

[@Orillion123456]

Winning by default is the best kind of winning. All hail world champion pentathlete Northernlion!

[@christopherkitchen654]

What about doing a full play-through of Shovel Knight and all the added campaigns, Blasphemous?

[@JelloSalad021]

Finally coming to this vid after playing Slay the Spire and Hades being able to understand all 5 games

[@RichardBlaziken]

LET'S GOOO! I watched the whole thing in one sitting, all praise the Egglord!

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

48:43 Ryuka enters

[@xXGameNinjazXx]

Everytime i wake up this video is playing

[@Jade-tr4ee]

Cursed Old Gungeon Thumbnail

[@ashark8968]

Blessed

[@auail5594]

cute art my dude

[@INinja55]

Commenting here because I just woke up an hour and 45 minutes into the video. When I fell asleep you were playing Gartic Phone lol thanks for sharing the night of rest NL, we love you

[@evandymon]

Hey NL! I was wondering when that new video for Nuclear Throne is gonna come out, oh and im also excited for you to play duck game on stream soon!

[@litapd311]

i wonder if he's gonna look at this game coming out in a bit called streets of rogue

[@HRAUGUR]

Where did he mention Nuclear Throne? That's exciting to hear!

[@Potato__Dono]

r/whoosh

[@JoePas]

Is this how we finally become really really REALLY real Platinum God?

[@XSTGLOVE]

Hey you who woke up to this at 3AM, hope you're doing well. Good night!

[@RoofOfAstora]

It's weird, I never heard of you before, but played Super Animal Royale. I've use the Arctic Lion VERY often in that game, and then found your videos and loved them. Didn't even realize the Arctic Lion was an NL streamer item!

[@independantpanda9194]

NLs content recently have all been slappers, I’m thoroughly enjoying this new approach to content he’s making and his new user engagement he’s taken on. Keep up the good work egg lord. Also keep up the tik tok stuff, it genuinely makes me laugh.

[@alwaysastray]

Holy smokes. A three hour Northernlion KZbin video? There were some who said it couldn't be done. We live in a new era of content.

[@iami3rian394]

I hope it's not two and a half hours of Spelunky... especially with his cam in probably the worst possible spot.

[@guinea_horn]

You ever heard of the nlss?

[@alwaysastray]

@@guinea_horn NLSS is rarely three hours and fifty-two minutes long. And those are never just NL. This is nice because this is my sleeping content for the night.

[@iami3rian394]

@@alwaysastray I might be the only one around who actually _WATCHES_ NL, and doesn't just use him like a radio for sleep sounds.

[@alwaysastray]

@@iami3rian394 There is certain content I do actually watch. Most NLSS', 60 Seconds Reatomized, Skyrim, Fallout: NV, etc. but this seems perfect for sleeping content. No yelling or shouting, nothing I'll miss (results at the end), and I can support NL with having watched the entire vidya.

[@tychoazrephet3794]

31 year old boomer says video games inherently weaker storytelling medium than movies live on stream.

[@dragonx23123]

That's twisting his words lol

[@MnemonicHack]

Cliff Empire is a city building game I don't think you've covered. I hear good things about it. I bought it half a year ago but never got around to playing it, so I can't tell you myself whether it's good or bad.

[@bcpond]

1:42. As far as more games what are your thoughts on traditional rogue games like dwarf fortress adventure mode or dungeon crawl stone soup?

[@PapaGriff95]

NL, it’s been a few years by now i’m sure but i would love a re run of Rim World, even if it’s a really short mini series

[@chuck08113]

A game you could be looking out for later this year especially as a possible Unity game is “The Riftbreaker” it is currently pre-alpha and slated for some time in 2020. It appears to be in the same vain as “Factorio” but with a bit more focus on the combat and a more streamlined base building system.

[@EricTann]

THERE WERE THOSE WHO SAID etc. etc.

[@brendakaye3049]

etc. etc.

[@DanglerSpangler]

IT COULDN'T BE DONE

[@renasouza8261]

"would you be mad if your parents spent your inheritance on a boat" the fact someone said that is crazy...

[@jorgensentylor16]

I love how much nicer NL was to chat back then

[@toto3777]

The title's wrong. This was 1/26/2020, not 1/26/2019. There was no covid back in January 2019 (3:45:00).

[@smoothmovez]

havent watched in a while NL, still great content

[@NotStuart]

2:17:30 r/Agedlikemilk

[@SadderCatLin]

This popped up on autoplay and man NL had a damn glow up

[@Voknerech10Z]

48:52 When your feline son managed to gain access to your working room and demands wet food now

[@anlzekisezgin6924]

Play what you like to play ryan, you make your content special not the games.

[@AliKandirr]

Wholesome comment

[@toto3777]

3:46:01 NorthernLion's opinion on the coronavirus before the pandemic in 2020

[@Locuseater]

I don't want to be such a party pooper, but I really wish there was a little intro to this video. It starts with just NL talking about the pentathlon in this vague way. I want to know who is in this event, the number of people in the event, what the goals of the event are.

[@iami3rian394]

NL is the only one. The goal is to win all five games.

[@kylejessup5740]

1/26/2019?

[@sethusk]

KZbin just recommended this to me and I can't believe how different NL sounds compared to his present voice.

[@CPUGaming]

You should watch his videos from like 10 years ago. Sounds like a different person

[@thebominator3148]

"iS ThAt ThE JoKe"

[@Voknerech10Z]

7:30 That was so genuine and honest it actually made me smile. Thank you for your existence and your work. I truly mean it

[@oldmanprismo6236]

4 hours of Enelle, what an e🅱️ic day.

[@umbaupause]

I wish NL would try some of Caiys' games. I played Spirits Abyss and I have to say. It's a really fun game.

[@Ashevlyn]

I'd love to see a race like this on the NLSS maybe bi-monthly

[@epiccornmeal]

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[@funkdungus839]

@@epiccornmeal literally

[@TheOpopoplo]

I wish youtube had a mixer for multiple tracks so you could have voice by itself for listening to streams without the extra noise you might not want while you have other stuff in the background playing😅 😅😅

[@AntiVectorTV]

Welcome back.

[@LebaneseJesus]

Wow this was filmed almost a year ago?? /s ;)

[@chubbyteletubby248]

Here come the arc where NL talks about the KZbin algorithm doing this video love.

[@andrea_7194]

wow, looking back at this, you lost some weight. I'm proud of you NL. I wanna do the same, but sadly I don't have the same incentive as you. Gotta do it regardless... one day...

[@jared_tech3511]

when was this actually recorded? Someone commented about COVID - 19 near the end of the Isaac run 3:45:00 (around that time frame). But in the title says that this was back in 2019...am I stupid or was this an egg error in the title? Or both?

[@CoAndCoLaptopAccount]

so yes egg error

[@dereknosbisch733]

Him not taking Rare Crop while playing Hades was painful, but I loved this video

[@ryanmccoy8980]

1:25:48 - 1:26:37 He just explained how real soldiers feel. They expect there to be this huge payoff, but there really isn't and they don't want to kill people and they're told it's wrong but they're made to do it anyway. Even his apathy towards the game itself is analogous to how people feel about their own time in the service when they were told to do something and they have to do it so they carry cognitive dissonance where it's the fault of the guy who ordered it where the guy who ordered it doesn't feel bad because they didn't see the consequences of the action. Even his negative opinion about the story is an allegory for real modern warfare.

[@thegreatperu9332]

there's like 90k good risk ports on pc, or even just browser versions, incredibly popular port, and shouldn't be too much trouble to get some games goin!

[@MaybeDOOM]

Always come back to this one🔥🎉

[@Ellie-bs5zq]

And now for a decathlon also incorporating Nuclear Throne, Wizard of Legend, Crypt of the Necrodancer, Dead Cells and FTL

[@Alkuf100]

FTL is a little hard isnt it?

[@yesman8022]

I've always wondered if Hotline Miami & Hotline Miami 2 are in your wheelhouse Egglord?

[@qualifiedcornstarch6859]

four hours of quality homework company :3

[@bastiengliech6638]

I woke up to the third hour of this video and I thought that this was another AI generated NL video before realizing he is just absolutely exhausted

[@sonofhades57]

I would love to see NL play Prey, though.

[@drigger225]

NL: Sniper woof heh Inside NL: It’s Apoooooollo

[@nyarlathotep1223]

What about a channel point game where you can challenge someone else in chat to a prisoner's dilemna split or steal?

[@Voknerech10Z]

We're living in a golden age of this channel. I will say that again and again.

[@RobbyBobbyBoy]

21:57 Assuming Malf had 10 total dice in those two rolls and only needed one 2, the probability of getting at least one uses a cumulative binomial probability distribution function, so the probability was actually 48.45% to get at least a single 2

[@RobbyBobbyBoy]

Unless he needed exactly one 2, in which case I'm dumb

[@RobbyBobbyBoy]

@@DRKAugumon I'll be honest I've never played Yahtzee, I have no idea how it works I just have a degree in econometrics

[@elijahmentch4125]

I think a Cheese tier list would be a nice shorter one, that could have plenty of controversy

[@ryannapohaku138]

HE CANNOT BE STOPPED

[@danielmanning7689]

I love NL and this 3 hour rogue marathon.

[@brian3634]

I actually really really like Twitch VODs. I wasn't expecting to like them as much as normal videos, but I think Twitch serves as a really good catalyst for fun topics of conversation. I kind of hope more of your KZbin videos are Twitch VODs, keep up the great work eggy.

[@paganpoaetry]

1:41:20 What happened to anime visual novels being a bad fit?

[@joeblowgoes]

"Anything is possible in 2020" if he only knew

[@teddymcminn]

I watch gamers 24/7 for years and this is only now being shown to me

[@KaptainGamer117]

This NL scares me I wake up nightly from my slumber to find the newest balatro to save myself.

[@mokajones74]

3:07:45 casually rushing boss at 6hp while explaining their back up plan because nothing lasts forever hit so hard

[@LixxLixx]

he should do this again

[@peterlukach310]

At about 1 hour in when NL starts talking about the Korean war, it scared me a little.

[@luigisapartment]

no beard NL is cursed

[@epaomirimiri]

Man, NL has really upped his bantz game over the years.

[@Taylor-bw4zg]

6:35 oh yeah I remember the famous thrall quote "Wind, piss, and ass heed my call!" 😂

[@RGLG4life]

pentathlon 2.0 when?

[@geo4305]

Someone please explain NL the difference between transcendental and transcendend

[@Quellan00]

I am unreasonably annoyed by how he keeps saying combinatronics. Is this a reference to something I don't get?

[@flux1940]

dude i checke out NLs tic toc. this is something else i love it

[@maciejmycielski6665]

Im here in 2022 as new NL viewer, and i had no idea he was so buffed