Northernlion on the Road: Self-Driving Cars VS Jaywalkers Part 1/3

[@ClintonMatos]

"Part 1 of 3" Almost three hours. Good lord.

[@dylanroof5577]

Truly the epic masterpiece of our time. Only rivalled by War and Peace.

[@flareflareon]

GoodEgor

[@daybreakhascome]

Good lord... and thank god.

[@pasty609]

@@VoraciousSergal Imagine thinking the credibility of a book used in a joke is important

[@andryduarte9164]

@@daybreakhascome Good egor... and thank pog

[@jocko9955]

NL: At my age, 25 Totally forgot the egg hasn’t always been 30+ years old

[@ashlynnanderson1744]

It double trips me out because I'm getting pretty close to 25 myself

[@paulweddingbox7148]

Woah

[@PapaBadDadcumsuckgod]

RTR Jocko hearing him swear catches me off guard everytime

[@BIDZ180]

@@PapaBadDadcumsuckgod Me too, which is hilarious, because I listened to him swearing for years.

[@simonw560]

Otoh, he has always been about 35 years old.

[@oo4667]

broke: joseph anderson's witcher critique woke: northernlion self-driving cars vs jaywalkers

[@humanaku9135]

holy fuck this is too accurate

[@dud3inator]

Bespoke: Watching both concurrently.

[@J33zas]

HOW DOES HE KNOW!!!

[@Leotheleprachaun]

Ahh, Joseph, "Soma is not a horror game, and subjectivity is implied" Anderson. Has he made anything decent in the padt 3 years?

[@intermonkey88]

Leotheleprachaun if you like the kinda stuff he has always done then he’s put out some great and interesting stuff. If you don’t like him (and it sounds like you don’t really) then maybe don’t bother.

[@KonanTheKup]

18:20 THE ULTIMATE FORESHADOWING

[@shanksy0]

its just how far the backlog is

[@Hellbingo]

nick is a timelord

[@FruitSockersInc]

Seeing that 1/3 and 3 hours makes me cry a little can’t wait to see the full scale of this project!

[@minmatenx]

Truly appreciate all the work everyone put in so I can sit here on my toilet avoiding real responsibility

[@adamcrook4611]

This gaslights me so hard cause Ryan's take just make 10000000000% sense to me. If the situation arises that means you or a jaywalker has to die, and the situation is made because the jaywalkers decision to jaywalk, it absolutely falls on them

[@theduckularpeanuts]

I agree with you 100%

[@gaugea]

i agree with this not because I think “jaywalkers deserve to die”, but because any alternative seems random or nonsensical

[@khjgl6574]

Often drunk drivers live through fatal crashes for the sober driver because their body is loose and relaxed. Jaywalkers? They can be brought to justice.

[@micalishis]

My interpretation of Ryan's jaywalker argument is that Rob is saying "Jaywalking shouldn't be a death sentence" whereas Ryan is saying "having less value in society shouldn't be a death sentence, and thus jaywalking is all that's left to go off of and they caused the problem to begin with". And honestly, I agree with Ryan 100% on this.

[@andrewli3649]

18:26 has aged wonderfully. Bless nek

[@psyjinx]

The idea that self driving cars for NASCAR could create a TAS for that category of driving is pretty sweet lmao

[@aeteno703]

good lord man, big props for the effort. hope you’ve been staying safe brother, you are a gift (as are the other NLSS/NL editors, in case you guys are reading this)

[@MrDani695]

It's exactly what I didn't know I needed!

[@JxqGames]

The moment Rob put his take in the ring was the moment this blew wide open

[@fernsbaronia1998]

29:42 "Getting snowed in like edward" I miss nick.

[@Charsept]

2:10:51 Oh you sweet summer child, if you only knew 2:13:28 **laugh cries in 2020**

[@doc2502]

Dude Egor, entire videos on a topic throughout the years is a new golden age, i love this

[@TwistedAttitudes]

I was aware that it had been a ... Recurring talking point regarding self-driving cars vs jaywalkers. I was not, however, aware that it had been 5+ hours worth of Self-driving vs Jaywalkers

[@squeedles_1943]

Everybody: Quarantine to _stop the problem_ People who want to end them *early* : 50:37

[@irurwurst]

gonna be honest: this is my favorite nl highlight content. sometimes there's a real gem like bully, but mostly for gamey game stuff i prefer to just watch the series. i salute u

[@PapaBadDadcumsuckgod]

Jaywalkers should accept all responsibility for the danger they take by crossing illegally

[@FLFL-Cookays]

18:30 they knew monkaS

[@ThatGuy-hk6gk]

All of these old audio setups are breaking my brain. I love it.

[@BIDZ180]

23:45 LUL, hearing Rob not care about politics. How things have changed.

[@MashieMutt]

Is Rob a politician now?

[@BIDZ180]

@@MashieMutt Just very vocal about politics now. Did a lot of work campaigning for Bernie in the last several months.

[@MashieMutt]

@@BIDZ180 Oh I didn't know, it makes sense though, as far as I'm aware pretty much every member of the NLSS has been vocally liberal.

[@Leotheleprachaun]

Oh god....he's a burner.....rip him having his own thoughts.

[@BIDZ180]

@@Leotheleprachaun Have whatever political stance you want, but just recognize that your comment makes you sound 14. Rob is actively engaged in democracy in the hopes of improving his country.

[@omyyer]

Ideal car? A great a-steering wheel that doesn't WHIFF out the window while I driving.

[@DetonatingDonut]

Glad to see the Fiesta on that flowchart

[@cordeliafrey9950]

3:20 NL said trans rights my day is made

[@samcates5308]

Wow I totally forgot Rob had a potato mic for the longest time, he sounds glorious now

[@teunvogels8752]

Egor, thank you for this amazing free content that takes absolute ages to make!

[@Arty-Maus]

NL throwing out "Trans Rights" and unambiguously stating his agreement was honestly a welcome surprise

[@flamingcroww]

Best egor once again supplies us with a fruitful bounty.

[@Fluicor]

fuck,that first rant,as soon as it started it came back to me when I first heard it so long ago,I almost teared up.

[@Exiodius]

you know its a great day of quarantine when you see a goodegor video in the sub box

[@zeemod1556]

No one man could have all that jaywalk

[@duchypuchy]

Wow. Now I know to what I'm falling asleep this week. Thanks, Egor!

[@garrettremaley6737]

This wasn't my plan for the day but now it is. You're my god Egor

[@ShokkuZaMonki]

3:24 This man was saying Trans Rights back in 2014, nice.

[@mod3no]

The world: Well it's the year 2057, you must drive a self driving car or no car at all. Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

[@itsschriss1205]

This is insane. Thank you GoodEgor!

[@DominicMcCool]

The only time I've ever gotten into an accident while driving I was distracted while talking to my passenger about how awesome self-driving cars are going to be.

[@thatpedanticcommenter5847]

"We live in a -cold world- *society* ." - NL, 2016

[@TheNetherlandDwarf]

imagine coming from a country where jaywalking is a concept

[@Leotheleprachaun]

So 99% of 1st world countries? Imagine living in a shithole country where jaywalking ISN'T a thing

[@TheNetherlandDwarf]

It's not even a term in the majority of "1st world countries", let alone part of the law. It was a concept coined by the American motor industry in the 20s and it staggers me people are still willing to go out and call the rest of the world "3rd world" because their systems put less lives at risk (for example: UK where there are no jaywalking laws had 0.736 per 100,000 inhabitants in 2011 compared to 1.422 per 100,000 in the USA). In fact, the most famous case of a country outside of America instituting jaywalking laws was China recently, a "2nd world country" by your own language.

[@lucasnadamas9317]

@@Leotheleprachaun So imagine being 90%+ of the world population?

[@lucasnadamas9317]

@@Leotheleprachaun Also, the US doesn't use the metric system so being a 1st world country isn't neccesarily the the reason of what systems are used

[@Leotheleprachaun]

@@TheNetherlandDwarf riddlemethis....why are there crosswalks in Japan? Why are there lollypop-men in the U.K.? If jaywalking isn't a thing, why have those? Why have stoplights with "cross/don't cross" lights on them at intersections?

[@Bree12am]

Woah, this an incredible undertaking. Thank you for your work 🤩

[@Bree12am]

2:06:18 nice mouse btw

[@DagothBob]

55:05 "Everyone throws bricks in wood chippers in New York" - Chat

[@FunnyMuslim]

I'm ready for this, thank you for blessing us during this lockdown period

[@natewardle]

Holy shit, man, I wasn't actually expecting it. Nice!

[@AdrianVM19]

18:26 Aw, he had no idea back then´ 19:30 getting some big I Think You Should Leave vibes from this lmao

[@lordofnope]

The only thing i remember is OOGA BOOGA

[@louieberg2942]

As someone with an Ethics master's degree, there were some very entertaining things as well as some frustrating things from my perspective as an ethics teacher. Few things are more exasperating than a student who tries the utmost to avoid the dilemma by throwing up practical and other constraints. Some students keep at it, even if you spell out exactly which moral underbelly stuff you're trying to get at and have them concretise and reflect upon.

[@lucasnadamas9317]

The whole problem was that they didn't know if it was an ethic dilema or a discussion about how the cars should act. I was with Nick at the beggining in saying "things aren't in a vaccum, we should analise further" but then it actually turned into a full moral and ethics thing, but it's supposed to be a comedy show, and that makes it so they can't go too deep, and that every time they realise what they're doing they stop

[@mrmanwithchocolate]

46:40 Nek: So they're all criminals? Chat: KILL EM ALL

[@linkjokerfanboy9258]

"think of the baby" If only he knew

[@micalishis]

I feel like when Rob pictures jaywalkers he's imagining them safely jaywalking with no risk, but in the scenario they're jaywalking in front of a moving car that would have to slam on their brakes or swerve to avoid hitting them. The jaywalkers in the example are textbook examples of putting others/themselves in danger, and thus I feel like Ryan has the clear answer in that they should be the ones to die if someone has to.

[@DudokX]

You absolute madman! Great work as always!

[@spinningredchair8092]

Holy shit lets go you madman part 1/3 and its almost 3 hours

[@Burningpaladin1]

Hey amazing work! Out of curiosity how do you figure out which videos contain the content you need?

[@GoodGoga]

Transcripts are the work of TwoAndAHalfScums, you can find them over the small "NLSS Transcripts" link on his docket database.

[@queenofsprinkles]

Part one of THREE?1? Fuck. I'm sorry Good Egor. I pay for these videos to be made, so I feel like this is partly my fault. 2:12:57 Oh my. He had no idea how wrong he would be.

[@luissolis3742]

Lord, i was just about to sleep

[@capital_tm]

the absolute madman, he's doing it

[@ZlyLudekPL]

That guy in 58:18 saying "Dogs and children should always die" xD

[@danglerfish4175]

Thank you GoodEgor, I owe you my life

[@patrick47633]

This is the avengers endgame of northenlion bits

[@CountCristo]

1/3 holy shit it’s a masterpiece

[@zapranoth]

HAHA holy shit NL talking about the 2016 election is so fucking good. "we will all go back to being good to eachother after this election. LMFAO k"

[@jeremybossom4824]

Okay, but you need to prep the videos of NL talking about kids, then hold them until the day Luna is born.

[@hikane8869]

Oh My Goodness. There's Actual NLSS Transcripts.... i Thought i was the only one that wanted those. this Community is Fucking weird and i love it

[@TobeyFairre7861]

So eating someone's face and heart, fifteen years. But stealing some grapes, fucking consecutive life sentences? My fucking word...

[@Smeeeeeghead]

Time to listen to this on my 3 hour drive in my Tesla, I hope there are no Jaywalkers around.

[@OvPdTurtle]

Throughout all this time has NL never learned that there aren't cross walks in most places

[@IkEisawesome7]

that's good eats 18:26 Nek is always 500 steps ahead

[@vouuov]

NL said trans rights

[@Explodingfruitcake]

NL said trans rights in *2014!?* We have decided to stan forever.

[@CS0723]

@@Explodingfruitcake you guys know that Stan killed his pregnant girlfriend right?

[@gakulon]

@@Explodingfruitcake We stan a man who validates and supports our existence

[@ais4185]

Part 1: watched. Time for part 2, baby! Also, crossing the street when you're not supposed to while not jaywalking is worse than jaywalking. Jaywalking, as long as it means you're crossing further away from the cars, is perfectly fine. TRY AND HIT ME WITH YOUR SELF-DRIVING CAR IF YOU CAN! :D

[@dumaridumah2185]

Every time I see 'no Twitch memes in chat' it reminds me of better times.

[@lilacdragon17329]

God-tier thumbnail, almost as good as Eggfather's ones 👍

[@Pattonator14]

Having never seen the original vod and only hearing the memes this was eye opening. Ryan has been gaslit so hard for his objectively correct take on jaywalkers deserving to die if their action forces someone to do so. Also Rob is spouting nonsense with the "they could be Albert Einstein though" take. Since you have no way to know, the assumption is that both parties are completely average people. The only information you have is that one is breaking the law in a dangerous way and the other isn't, which means one is a worse than average person while the other isn't. Therefore on average you're killing the worse person anyway by killing the jaywalker. Also why does being super smart or great at sports warrant you a greater right to life than a shelf stacker? Like why is it relevant that they're Einstein?

[@FallingofHeroes]

It's relevant because Einstein has a lot more to offer to a society than a shelf stacker. Or do you beg to differ? I dont think that that warrant you a greater right to life, but most people live in a society and so they tend to weigh others right to life through the lens of the society that they are currently in. Truly, we live in a society it seems.

[@Pattonator14]

@@FallingofHeroes I don't disagree about them contributing more to society but it was brought up in the context of that granting a greater right to life, which I don't stand by. I don't think that should affect any part of the decision

[@Harman488]

Ryan "not that there's anything wrong with that" Letourneau

[@SuperSymn]

I forgot how old Ryan sounded like

[@AthosJosue]

3 F-ing hours and it's just part 1? Yike brother.

[@Aether_GM]

That "ooga booga" nearly killed me

[@test4O4]

Amazing Video! I hardly have the time for a nlss stream

[@dnceleets]

41:25 let's hope this isn't foreshadowing

[@thevelvetknight]

damn I miss Nick on the NLSS

[@squeedles_1943]

I miss the old NLSS

[@lagspike7763]

omfg this is the fucking UCH omegacutte all over again

[@daybreakhascome]

I've literally pogging out of my fucking eyes

[@Jonesy781]

Egor thank you so much for the entertainment in these boring times. how many hours of content total did you watch during the research period?

[@yaaayeetus]

id die to see northernlion (and nick) on limp bizkit supercut

[@anthonyramirez1872]

He's done it!

[@styrofoamcow6996]

The y2k bit is funny lol

[@isaacfeldmann2827]

Ok! Spaghetti spin off 1:11:03 where they only serve people

[@IkEisawesome7]

1:14:00 Atelopus has my EXACT feelings on the matter

[@fernsbaronia1998]

Some of the clips in this video could also be included in the rob's digletts video

[@FatControllerOfficial]

Egor the God

[@HuragokSlayer]

A self-driving car should prioritize the safety of its own passengers, because that's what any human driver would do.

[@Creamy_Shartz]

HuragokSlayer precisely why it needs a balance of empathetic self driving cars looking out for the good ol pedestrian

[@test4O4]

THE GRAPH

[@irurwurst]

lol at nl thinking that things would calm down after 2016.

[@capital_tm]

"Sampling is worse than Jaywalking" *laughs in 2020*

[@fadeproof777]

"think of the baby" hahaha

[@Sensanty]

18:26 THE PROPHECY

[@TastesLikePanda]

9 hours of top quality content coming right up! Actually pogged out of my mind by this.

[@manq]

Thank you for your service

[@alex9x9]

You are a golden god!

[@knackname6053]

you indeed are a good Egor, and very good one.