Ranking every drink in history (Tier List)

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[@ChefBagel]

After going so long without the sustenance that is nl’s takes on groceries and similarly mundane items, the savior has returned to tell us why our favorite drink is actually dogshit.

[@TooKorky]

I only feel eggs validation as my favourite is water

[@Charlies_Factory]

@@TooKorky to be fair it should be everyone’s “drink daily” as it is literally the sustenance of all life. So your validation should be taken lightly. Or very heavily? Idk

[@GamingEpic9812]

@@Charlies_FactoryI only drink water on sundays

[@yungthunder2681]

It's a weird time in the world that my favorite content on the internet is a bald man ranking grocery items and judging redditors

[@G33KST4R]

im pogging

[@paperbaggy3]

He's bald??

[@micalishis]

"I'll be your adblock" *proceeds to stop and read out all the ads to us...

[@jSteez360]

“God gives his toughest tasks to his strongest soldiers” -NL 2022

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

I read this as he was saying this lmfao

[@ky-sc1su]

@@ThatOneIrishFurry same lol

[@MF_Jab]

Timestamp?

[@tannerlarson276]

@@MF_Jab 45:00

[@maouoreo]

god tier comment

[@oliverb7897]

the fact that water didn't go in to "I'll stick with water, thanks" is a tragedy

[@jenm1]

The logical implications are frightening ngl

[@justaguyyknow8730]

Water is better than water confirmed ?!!1!!1!!1!

[@serroga2000]

Lmao

[@nobodyburgen4594]

Hahaha

[@simonbergqvist]

To be fair its the "worse then water" category, not "as good as water". And water isn't worse then water.

[@cassiboi1423]

describing bubble tea as “swanky juice” is why no one else can fill the NL void

[@purplatypus7405]

I used to work with a 45 year old woman who said at least once a week that "The taste of water makes me puke" I am still not convinced she was actually human.

[@cibor07]

That was a rat-human hybrid, probably.

[@lautaroescarlon7501]

Its pretty metallic. I drink it because it's really healthy sure, but I won't lie it's not what I would call good-tasting. I feel like we're all exaggerating here, you, your co-worker, NL saying it's delicious. Its just water, its kinda bad, you aren't cool for liking what you need to drink to have a functioning healthy body. I feel like most people are just acting or just fake it until they condition themselves. But then again it wouldn't be the internet if people weren't sensationalistic.

[@sucrow7659]

Depends on the city/well you get it from. It can be pretty gross even if it’s perfectly safe to drink

[@Show_My_Name_Not_My_Handle]

Generally speaking, if my choices are be thirsty, or drink water, I'm choosing to be thirsty 98% of the time. I can recall several times in my life where I didn't consume any water (on it's own) for upwards of six months at a time. Most water just tastes bad. Not "makes me puke" bad, but just... IDK how to describe it well. It's like eating minimally cooked plain oatmeal, but minus the interesting texture. I will say, though, that there was one variety of water that I found to be tasty. It was an artesian well that used to be in downtown Olympia, WA that contained it. it kinda just leaked out through this weird pipe in the middle of some paved lot. I know how that sounds, but it was good. Since then, if it's not on that level, I don't fuck with it.

[@buttnuts2599]

@@lautaroescarlon7501 damn i feel like an asshole for underapreciating having good tap water in my area. I have never every thought water to be metallic, if anything it's a bit sweet.

[@bittabants]

S-Tier not being named "Juice Me" is devastating.

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

Little juice, little tease. Or was it squeeze.

[@algumnomeaihehe]

bro you said the line XD also you said the "is devastating" meme words like other in-groupers say it! wow

[@SilverionX]

@@algumnomeaihehe Is your nickname a license plate number?

[@chillstorm2341]

​@@SilverionX license plate enthusiast

[@ResidentHooook]

NL simply had to tank the analytics, 1M subs was coming was too fast.

[@Charlies_Factory]

Super auto pets did a number on the sub count. Didnt even notice thought he still had like 350k.

[@blaken2880]

@@Charlies_Factory He did see a jump but he was in 800k since like 2020

[@jamesericson1239]

Gotta admire the art direction of 2007 meme formatting for 95% of these beverages.

[@Smoneey]

I could totally see that image of a glass of water with “water” in impact font become some modern zoomer meme with 20 layers of irony to it

[@trulsarnes8277]

@@Smoneey I'm a zoomer and can confirm. As soon as he scrolled down and the pictures showed up I laughed more than I'd like to admit

[@ivanjermakov]

@@Smoneey it's already happening

[@steveharveyoswald6248]

Gatorade being labeled "Energy Drinks" with 100% sincerity made me laugh pretty hard.

[@kvxztdr]

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[@NicolaeHolley]

These 90+ minute videos of NL just ranting about [home appliances/snack foods/drinks/TBOI items] are life to me.

[@V0r4xiz]

Same! I am also fully willing to admit that this is probably some of the worst ways to spend your time and builds an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a man who, at best acknowledges your cheeky taunts during the rare win over him at a Malf SAP invitational during the early rounds, abusing shop difference and, at worst doesn't know who you are nor has the time or reason to care to know. [imagine NL interjecting with "You're losing me my jury!" for your entertainment while reading this chat essay] But god dammit, I love it and I won't have it any other way.

[@connorking984]

@@V0r4xiz Too real ;-;

[@kienducpham1136]

NL: complains people having too much time on threir hands Also NL: making tier list on drinks Also me: watching man rate drinks and complaining about people wasting time

[@aBlackMage]

Me: reading your comment about watching a man rate drinks and complaining about people wasting time. At 2AM. What am I doing with my life

[@Wertsir]

Buddha got it right man, time is just a circle. We’re all just stuck in an endless cycle of having too much time and complaining about it. This is our samsara.

[@awyoung706]

Also NL: Making $$ to support himself and his family while having a blast and doing what he loves. Damn this man is too entertaining and has life solved lol.

[@ludvig3242]

At least he gets paid for it

[@shadeling8708]

NL's bone broth bubble tea rant was the most surreal thing i've experienced all week. Truly the ravings of an utter madman

[@loganfinn2728]

I THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF! MOST PEOPLE JUST AMBIENTLY WANDER THROUGH LIFE IN A DAZE OF CONSUMPTION. Oooh this is good *slurpslurpslurp* sweet! Mmmm! Every movie they see: I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I'M CONSTANTLY TURNING THE GEARS IN THERE! Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good, uh because it's hitting like an animal part of my brain or does it taste good because it's hitting, uh, an executive function level in my brain? I- guh, COMPARE AND CONTRAST, I LOOK AT THEM ACROSS DIFFERENT CONTINUUMS AND GRADIENTS OF CRITERIA...THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO THE TIER LIST! THAT'S- guh- GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST TASKS to his strongest soldiers, okay? So yeah, you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunchin' the damn numbers. Bubble tea.

[@AmbieandJin]

NL's rants like the one after the vanilla milk is the reason why I watch these 2 hr tier lists.

[@FallenSkater1940]

it was the rant after the soy milk that got me

[@jenm1]

@@FallenSkater1940 “they all taste the fuckin same”

[@loganfinn2728]

I THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF! MOST PEOPLE JUST AMBIENTLY WANDER THROUGH LIFE IN A DAZE OF CONSUMPTION. Oooh this is good *slurpslurpslurp* sweet! Mmmm! Every movie they see: I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I'M CONSTANTLY TURNING THE GEARS IN THERE! Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good, uh because it's hitting like an animal part of my brain or does it taste good because it's hitting, uh, an executive function level in my brain? I- guh, COMPARE AND CONTRAST, I LOOK AT THEM ACROSS DIFFERENT CONTINUUMS AND GRADIENTS OF CRITERIA...THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO THE TIER LIST! THAT'S- guh- GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST TASKS to his strongest soldiers, okay? So yeah, you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunchin' the damn numbers. Bubble tea.

[@snacktimeforme7086]

Disliked unsubbed and a predator missile is heading directly to your location

[@spidersteve639]

I know it's just the tier names, but I'm highly entertained by the thought of going to a children's softball game, and getting banana milk out of the orange cooler.

[@Akrna47]

Having water be S tier means basically everything below it is in the "ill stick to water, thanks" tier

[@blahblorp9015]

i appreciate the art of a moving, emotional and yet completely raitonal rant. 44:22 - 45:18 is masterful.

[@loganfinn2728]

I THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF! MOST PEOPLE JUST AMBIENTLY WANDER THROUGH LIFE IN A DAZE OF CONSUMPTION. Oooh this is good *slurpslurpslurp* sweet! Mmmm! Every movie they see: I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I'M CONSTANTLY TURNING THE GEARS IN THERE! Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good, uh because it's hitting like an animal part of my brain or does it taste good because it's hitting, uh, an executive function level in my brain? I- guh, COMPARE AND CONTRAST, I LOOK AT THEM ACROSS DIFFERENT CONTINUUMS AND GRADIENTS OF CRITERIA...THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO THE TIER LIST! THAT'S- guh- GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST TASKS to his strongest soldiers, okay? So yeah, you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunchin' the damn numbers. Bubble tea.

[@cammyboig]

Me: I don't agree with many of this man's opinions but I respect them NL: Artificial banana flavor is kinda goated Me: This dude is actually fucking insane

[@ArtemisCartography]

Artificial banana flavor tastes like a banana species that went extinct a half century ago due to monoculture making it vulnerable to a fungal disease. It's what actual bananas used to taste like before we were forced to pivot to the kind of bananas we eat now because they resisted the fungus. And honestly I agree with NL; artificial banana is kinda goated.

[@newmeta2668]

@@ArtemisCartography artificial banana tastes nothing like modern bananas, yet it is still good in its own way

[@minhuang8848]

@@newmeta2668Yes, that's what they said; the commonly known aroma is conceived around the Gros Michel which got pretty much wiped out during the 20th century but still remains in the collective consciousness as the flavor profile stays popular. There are tons of different-tasting bananas on top.

[@dogetaxes8893]

Nah I’m banana pilled, Artificial banana flavour doesn’t really taste like bananas but it’s still goated.

[@caramelvictim193]

Thankful that species of banana went extinct 🙏 shit tastes vile

[@MrGreedylou]

Watching this as a British person I realised that beverages are probably our greatest social difference…

[@buttnuts2599]

NL represent all of North America confirmed.

[@MrGreedylou]

@@buttnuts2599 I meant the differences in beverages not opinion

[@nauseasnarwhal1230]

@@MrGreedylou These beverages are honestly still pretty regional and of course it doesn’t have other regional NA drinks

[@Trancerrr]

Apple tango S tier

[@TheRausing1]

I know right, what is ‘milk tea’?

[@latifoljic]

The concept of ordering Gatorade at a restaurant is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks

[@rowlofobro2]

Hi, grape nerd here. Grape juice sold in North America is made from concord grapes whereas grape juice out of North America is made from vitis vinifera, the same species that is used for the vast majority of wine grapes. Grape juice tastes completely different out of North America, the people saying grape juice taste like wine are not as crazy as they sound, they just aren't from NA.

[@PsydeON]

THANK YOU I was looking for someone else that also said this.

[@dravarian26]

"Most people just ambiently wander through life in a daze of consumption. 'Oh this is good!', 'sweet mmmm'. Every move they see: 'I think this is the best movie I've ever seen!', 'I think this is the best movie I've ever seen!' I'm constantly turning the gears in there. Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good because it's hitting an animal part of my brain or does it just taste good because it's hitting an executive function level in my brain? I compare and contract. I look at them across different continuums and gradients of criteria. That's why I'm the only one that has to do the tier list. God gives his hardest tasks to his strongest soldiers. So you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunching the damn numbers. Bubble tea."

[@arbitrayer]

New copypasta confirmed

[@jordanseedall2340]

I laughed outloud when NL went "It gives it a good competitive edge" about water helping you survive

[@cowboi61]

This man is the platonic ideal of the modern day stoic

[@MrGreenYeti]

"It's designed to taste like food a bee would eat." Is one of the most incredible things out of NL's mouth this year

[@Ironsix6six]

"I would never order a Gatorade at a restaurant that's psychotic" I fell on the floor laughing

[@josejaviermartinezquinones5706]

This is the perfect thing to watch whilst drinking some nice crisp water

[@BenEvolved]

Honey come quick, new NL tier list

[@thomasandrewclifford]

Honey doesn't go on the tier list, it goes on the badger

[@BenEvolved]

@@thomasandrewclifford +2

[@TheSniper9752]

@@thomasandrewclifford -2

[@0Rookie0]

Milk, milk tea, boba and chocolate being sent to the shadow realm was just too much NL. The world can not take it all at once like that.

[@YodasPapa]

As a milk lover I was losing it at the milk rant. "You can't have cereal any more without milk."

[@JaninaStormborn]

NL clearly has different views on cereal and milk :D

[@enotsnavdier6867]

I have never eaten cereal with milk in my life. I am a dry cereal kinda guy.

[@NarcissistMargarine]

Boba tea? Overrated. Imagine going to a store to just buy one drink, like "we sell Pepsi" lmao? Ridiculous. Imagine if they sold, idk, coffee like that? That'd be crazy.

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

Ikr?

[@Trancerrr]

Um excuse me but coffee shops do not only sell coffee, they have lattes and cappuccinos as well. Boba tea is just one thing

[@NarcissistMargarine]

@@Trancerrr I can't tell if you're serious or if you forgot that there is more than 1 type of tea lol

[@Trancerrr]

@@NarcissistMargarine there are many coffees. But tea is tea.

[@NarcissistMargarine]

@@Trancerrr uhhh idk about that one chief. Last I checked there were literally hundreds of varieties of tea. Like green. And herbal. And black. And white. And oolong. And yerba mate. And yellow.

[@zengakukatsu]

Honestly NL's Americano anecdote may have been the best advice I have been given all year. Thanks for payin it forward to the homies

[@buttnuts2599]

The people saying water makes them feel sick/ it tastes bad literally need to go get checked by a doctor and ask them about it, or get a water filter and see if that helps. It's should taste like nothing/good in the sense that it satisfies your thirst.

[@juice17776]

A lot people live in areas where their water isn’t necessarily dangerous but it has a high enough concentrate to just taste like metal. The school water was so foul it made me think I hated water.

[@miniclip1162]

i think people are crazy when they say water doesn't taste like anything. Every single source of water I've ever had has a different taste. the different metals/minerals that are in it give it a different taste. Usually I only drink ice cold tap water, but I don't mind water in general. but don't ever give me SPA bottled water or I will legit want to puke. that shit tastes like its gone bad and its fucking water. Give me Poland Spring water and ill be just as happy as you giving me a soda. I know for a fact I like it when my water has a high magnesium level. Water totally tastes different. heck even when I filter my tap water I taste a difference. I think people who think water tastes like nothing honestly only had water from one source or something. heck I moved from Belgium to the USA and I taste a difference in tap water. Belgium gets its water from the ground and has a high calcium content. tastes completely different to what ever the fuck I get now. That being said, people who say they get sick from water usually only drink sugary drinks and were never taught as kids to drink water. totally fucked with their perception and yeah compared to cola water is fucking disgusting. but if you have a healthy drink life, water should not make you feel bad, quite the opposite.

[@caramelvictim193]

@@miniclip1162 so true, so true. People who say water doesn't have a taste don't know what they're talking about. Hell, even within a country, the water at my friends house who lives about 30km away tastes completely different.

[@miniclip1162]

@@caramelvictim193 exactly!

[@SilverionX]

My grandma says she hates water and always drinks flavored stuff like soda or whatever except when taking her meds. She's 91 and still going strong, for a 91 year old. My sister who has been exercising and eating right since teenage years got cancer when she was 34. What I'm trying to say is life is unfair. Even so you should still tilt the odds in your favor by living a little bit healthy.

[@bradleysamuel7403]

You can live solely off milk for the longest time out of anything on this list. It is POG

[@guppy719]

Yeah I don't hardly ever drink milk on its own but having it so far below its inferior plant based counterparts is a crime unless you are lactose intolerant. The whole milk makes coffee sour made me realize that he has some deep rooted irrational issue with milk.

[@moredcaicyrus2826]

Im starting to think nl is secretly lactose intolerant and thats why he hates all milk

[@0Rookie0]

@@moredcaicyrus2826 I'm lactose intolerant and buy the lactose free stuff. Drink that shit near daily if you count some cereal. He's off his gourd. Big milk has his favorite auntie imprisoned. Any drink like a soda (or any chemically made fruit flavor) is waaay worse for you than milk is "not as good as people say it is for you." Same weird take as boba tea, like it's popular yeah, its not as good as some people claim, but its still pretty damn good. His tier list, his rules though lol

[@moredcaicyrus2826]

@@0Rookie0 ya i agreed with his list besides anything milk related, milk anything is a to s tier, tho when i was a kid everything milk related would be a f tho

[@gijsdevisser4226]

Milk is not healthy at all, the calcium is just added in.

[@legion999]

I very rarely drinks sodas nowadays, but I can easily the difference between regular coke and regular pepsi. NL is wrong. Also any citrus juice not only has sugar but also the acid softens your enamel.

[@voided_sun]

Is it just me, or is refridgerated tap water like 5x better than plain tap water?

[@baseballgenius3]

The only milk this man will drink is banana milk!?!? He’s lost his GD mind

[@nikanna75]

I am a pediatrician in childrens hospital and choccy milk is my guilty pleasure :)))

[@buttnuts2599]

It shouldn't be guilty choccy milk is for all ages and all times of the day.

[@dniederd]

I feel attacked by NLs description of how a normal person consumes wine.

[@RecliningWhale]

Man's in his thirties yet already referring to himself as middle-aged. NL out here trying to speedrun life too lol

[@slashes22]

I'm high key mad that Water hasn't been allocated to "I'll stick with water, thanks".

[@domvalentine9137]

honestly he kinda lost me at the school milk cartons i remember id pop those bad boys open down the whole thing in like 10 seconds, id drink all my friends ones too i was obsessed with whatever the fuck those freaks were putting in that fake chocolate milk, i dont even like normal chocolate milk but i could chug those school milk cartons all day

[@TheSnoopKat]

word

[@Philgob]

FAXXXXX!!!

[@oozekip]

I only ever got them because we were required to get a milk carton for school lunches for some reason (aka milk industry lobbying), but at my school at least they were always kept at just above freezing (or actually just frozen), and let me just say that near-frozen skim milk is probably the closest you can get to "water: the flavor", somehow even moreso than just straight water.

[@doghat1619]

hey hey hey, sip your friends.

[@josephs9303]

As we all know the best drink to sip is your friends.

[@MrMinecraft1328]

Hello schander

[@daddylonglegspidersdontexi3210]

400 comments on this channel???

[@josephs9303]

@@daddylonglegspidersdontexi3210 hes all i watch ok

[@mellowcorpsep6665]

401 comments on this channel???

[@YooToo69]

The weirdest take here was not the milk but the fact that he called espresso not coffee unless you dilute it with water.

[@tarnin]

Time to settle in boys. Grab a cup of coffee and spark one up. I can feel the pogs through my screen.

[@finalshade14]

🙏🏾

[@DasAngryGerman]

i love how the whole thing is just doomed from the start because his tier categories are D tier

[@JanMaykiel]

Water: would drink daily, would keep in the fridge, maybe in a restaurant, in a softball game.

[@UptightGentleman]

This guy is going to go crazy when he discovers where cheese comes from.

[@liesalllies]

I have the same opinions on dairy milk as NL on milk alternatives. It's great as an ingredient but I would never just drink a glass, that's weird. I drink a glass of non dairy milk pretty often though.

[@thewalrus2035]

Milk isn't gonna fix your bones, but it still has a lot of good stuff in it

[@mirkwood11]

There are better ways to get nutrients. You're drinking a product meant to mature a calf into a full grown cow.

[@thewalrus2035]

@@mirkwood11 I know, it just bothered me that he said milk wasn't good for you, because it literally is (as far as I know)

[@samus598]

@@mirkwood11 No, it's a product that is produced for the purpose of putting into bottles to be put on the shelf for human consumption. I'm surprised you didn't know that!

[@RatedManatee]

Puts Water in haven't tried it. *Refuses to elaborate* Posts tier list

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

Dies.

[@rwinkler4321]

I listen to these videos as podcasts multiple times, just whenever I need something in the background.

[@PsydeON]

Grape juice isn't necessarily artificially flavoured. We Spaniards drink 'mosto', a type of grape juice that consists of freshly crushed grape juice, as well as some of the fruit itself (skin, seeds). It's one of the steps in the process of wine distillation

[@Nofxthepirate]

I drank primarily juice/soda/milk until I was in my mid 20s just because of my family culture. All it took for me to prefer water was like 3 months where I gradually went from full sugar drinks to stevia, to drink tablets, to water. Water can definitely be an acquired taste.

[@234fddesa]

I'm clutching my floppy degenerating grey matter and massaging it back into shape to no effect after this man has chosen to do a drink list when he is apparently a water guzzler and a hydro homie

[@SuperSuccessfulTroll]

if milk isnt top of top tier, the tier list is wrong

[@SuperSuccessfulTroll]

pepsi and milk in same tier is unconscionable

[@thunderbird0134]

Wow, I have never felt more aligned with NL’s crazy analytical view of the world and I am here for it

[@FOmar151]

100% on the white grape juice, kids in the 90s drank it every day until we got sick of it. I'm finding that mixed juices sweetened with white grape are pretty good nowadays, but I do drink predominately water because I want to stay alive.

[@ruinthetatarask7694]

Cheese is the superior milk.

[@samus598]

There's no reason to play flavorites. There's a reason why they make cheese cereals. So you can have your milk processed by bacteria and eat it too. Dried parmesan o's, lightly frosted with cheez wiz, floating delicately atop the unprocessed frothy ivory torrents. That's how you do it, king.

[@brokengirrafe]

"bukkake carafe" is the best juxtaposition I've heard since "cosmic gumbo"

[@Blackobluna]

I'm at 7:35 hoping for water to get put in "I'll stick with water, thanks" tier

[@Rhapbus1]

the whole "Its un-natural to drink animal milk because no other animals do it" thing is stupid. no other animals do a lot of things that humans do. Other animals would ABSOLUTELY drink milk if they were smart enough to do it. What a really ignorant argument for not drinking milk, anybody who says that hasn't spent even half of a microsecond thinking about what they're saying lmao

[@BEEFlNbandit]

Drinking milk is more of a symbiotic relationship between us and cows than eating their meat is.

[@michaeldodds333]

I have covid and this is the kind of content that is honestly healing me.

[@Trancerrr]

I hope you're feeling better

[@Mc96P]

Hope you made it

[@haman_karn]

Holy cow the rant at the end had me dying. Thank you NL

[@joristammes5311]

Top 3: 1. Milk 2. Water 3. Chocolate milk

[@lautaroescarlon7501]

Chocolate milk under water but regular milk over water is a pretty brave opinion

[@jacobl4699]

This is quite the brave take, but I respect it

[@chandl34]

Most of my drinks these days include unsweetened, black tea and Ocean Spray cranberry juice mixes. There's a great lack of juices in this list.

[@miniclip1162]

you are a person of my heart. black tea (or green tea i honestly have periods where i switch sides) and cranberry juice is so fucking good. + cranberry is perfect to use with other juices or smoothies!

[@bennikk]

I like how you can confidently state why you dont or do like a certain thing, and explain your thought process. Subbed.

[@handtomouth4690]

Sometimes he can be confident in being wrong though, lol.

[@jarm3752]

Yeah I like bubble tea but I don't like how it makes others happy so d tier probably

[@zachr2773]

Milk is absolutely an S-tier beverage. Forget all the health-conscious arguments, milk tastes amazing and quenches thirst like none other. I’m not ashamed to say that I frequently drink more milk than I do water, and I know that’s not something to be proud of, but screw it. If I stop at a gas station on a road trip, milk will be my first drink, and a bottle of water will then last me the remainder of the trip. Midnight cotton mouth? Catch me swigging from the gallon in the fridge. Eating something salty or spicy? Milk is the BATMAN to the Robin. I can easily go through at least a gallon a week, regardless of the type (i.e. skim, 2%, chocolate). Milk is love, milk is life.

[@henrykenyon]

i wanna see an NL fridge tour now after hearing all the things he would keep it stocked with lets see whats going on in there

[@solh0029]

Who made this tier list? Sprite, 7up, Diet Coke, Coke, Pepsi, pineapple soda, root beer, apple soda, orange soda, grape soda... no Mountain Dew?

[@samus598]

Gamers are being oppressed yet again! Rise up!

[@ach31337]

I was pouring milk into my coffee just as you went on your rant about how weird the concept of drinking milk is. I've often thought that, but of course still use it.

[@thesecondtwin8683]

eating my dinner while nl says he can crush me on the pleton. love you man!

[@Sonian018]

NL tier list tier list when?

[@CRAETION_]

This is content I am subscribed for

[@thomasandrewclifford]

Name a better ad blocker than NL I'll wait

[@UlfMTG]

the grape juice treason is real. Grape juice is the king of fruit juices, but there is a huge variance between the bad and the good ones, although that's mostly due to how godly the good ones are

[@alexanderbergh830]

thought i would terribly disagree and was surprised to find this list similar to my own

[@JATDPLUS]

clearly an old man

[@shisuna4030]

Milk has to be B atleast

[@777wrath]

Are you telling me this guy has never, NEVER had Eggnog?

[@davidmelo9862]

Man, the inception of strawmen on the wine take was good, making up a guy who's making up a guy.

[@oozekip]

I've seen some psychotic takes from chat in my days, but trying to argue that grape juice/soda tastes even remotely like wine certainly has to be up there.

[@ozymandias3456]

Can we get a cocktail tier list

[@chubbyteletubby248]

I fall in the “I drink milk cause i like the taste” category. I drink a gallon in a day and a half. I know. It’s a crazy amount of milk but I just like the way it tastes. If I don’t drink sweet tea with dinner I drink milk. I drink it regularly thru the day. I just like it.

[@gijsdevisser4226]

Insanely unhealthy, have fun with lactose intolerance later in life 🥲

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

Have you ever tried tea with milk but no sweetener? It was a revelation for me, a fellow milk fanatic.

[@chubbyteletubby248]

@@gijsdevisser4226 so you’re telling me my body having built up the ability to process lactose better than most is actually going to cause me issues past my late 40s? Fuck. Sounds like everything else that develops with old age. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[@chubbyteletubby248]

@@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts in fact I have. Absolutely wonderful. Believe it or not when I drink my coffee in the morning I use real heavy cream as my creamer. Not milk, half and half, or even non dairy creamers. Full real cream for me

[@samus598]

@@chubbyteletubby248 Yes, that's what I'm talking about. This guy milks. Heavy cream in the coffee, milk all day long. I guess it's different for people who have to ration out calories but for me it's hard to gain weight so I drink as much whole milk and heavy cream as I please, and often I please a lot. Juice me. Squeeze me. Milk me. My body craves it, I always feel good after drinking it. I've been drinking lots since I was a kid, not one shred of lactose intolerance as this other crazy person seems to think will happen. Challenge accepted, I will be the milk pioneer, I will seek out this fabled "drink so much milk you can't drink milk" line out there on the open, frothing, shimmering full-fat seas.

[@adriannpacheco9953]

more accurate title: NothernLion discusses milk conspiracy

[@egmusic1925]

12:55 bro pronounces the Mexican soda jarritos like he a pirate Lmaoo

[@Ohmycapitan]

Watching this whole video the only thing that bothered me was chat saying a Cappuccino was just a "Latte with more foam" or a coffee with "14% less espresso". A Cappuccino is more similar to a Latte with a lot less milk. As a milk hater, you'd prefer a Cappuccino over a Latte. Same amount of Espresso.

[@V0r4xiz]

"I just got here, this list is ass." I fucking lost it. I was having a Sinvicta-esque laughing fit. Jfc, I sweated and also missed most of the final 2 minutes due to it.

[@thamachoswedishpotat]

This list is fucking insane

[@thekopekemaster]

Pineapple juice story was great, kinda crazy you didn't puke from that. Also, you could make your own sodastream for around $100 if you wanted, just with a 5 lb CO2 tank and some tubing and valves and stuff. Makes an insane amount of seltzer and costs very little to refill a tank (around $20, here at least).

[@astrodog2044]

it's a tier list but it's also secretly just drink categories.

[@vivodina3109]

Of course grape juice isn't considered an adult beverage, wine exists.

[@desertedham37]

"i've never seen chat move this fast"

[@bigweinerhaver1880]

"Grape juice is so bad it would make me litter a little bit"

[@sharkbit3547]

Nl>podcasts I strive to have banter so powerful it singlehandedly outclasses that of 4 peoples cohesive conversation

[@BrownEyedPrincess1]

I used to dislike the taste of water too because all water tasted very metallic to me. I didn't drink plain water until I was like 25 lol. I like water now but some waters still have an odd metallic taste to me.

[@lautaroescarlon7501]

Same here

[@buttnuts2599]

Where the fuck do people get metallic water... Use a water filter if it so bad.

[@EricJCaraballoso]

That bit about the delivery people is absolutely hilarious.

[@mesan4641]

I will not stand for this Chocy milk disrespect