Which of these actors could I take in a fight?

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please note this video is satire, obviously every A24 actor could rinse me in combat except maybe patrick stewart
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[@jonathanarcher5356]

"even if I have a few inches on Daniel Radcliffe, and I'm taller" Had me in stiches

[@Dorderhan]

so funny

[@legion999]

Did NL want a wrestling match or a sword fight?

[@calypso4882]

I'm guessing he meant reach? It matters a lot in a fight obviously.

[@legion999]

@@calypso4882 it's a dick joke

[@calypso4882]

@@legion999 no I get that, I just thought NL wasn't making a joke in the moment, but that might just be watching too much boxing killing my sense of humour.

[@BillyGoatBaaaa]

How does someone below 6' with no combat experience have this level of physical confidence? I gotta get a Peloton

[@finalcountdown3210]

Take 4 BJJ classes and you will feel on top of the world for a week

[@pate7179]

Funfact, peloton means fearless in finnish 🙃

[@JoeMama-fw3xu]

Reminder that a lot of streamers have never actually been in a fight

[@jenm1]

@@finalcountdown3210 I took BJJ and now I have no joints left

[@thegrandwombat8797]

@@jenm1 That's why they call it "Bereft of Joints Jitsu"

[@bulkbogan6235]

I think NL underestimates himself. How many Hollywood actors can output 220 watts on 30 minutes Sufjan Stevens peloton ride?

[@jenm1]

I hope patrick stewart is one of them

[@asddsaasdfg2846]

I love this content because its so random that no one can predict what will be next

[@Cueball]

It's like he's the rougelike of KZbinrs

[@Anthem34]

i think he could take Ryan Letourneau from the Northern Lion Super Show

[@NotSoNoble6]

That depends. Is ass-kicking on the docket?

[@tsawy6]

Ryan Letourneau rinses me, no doubt about it

[@elguty4045]

He got dad strength now.

[@ChicaneryBear]

E sports superstar Northern??? No chance

[@chronchris1486]

No chance, that guy is bald.

[@tassmh7080]

NL: Bodybuilders actually aren't fit or threatening basically Also NL: movie stars with abs can kick anyone's ass

[@goodguybrian9764]

Diff is most of those actors are lean and not just pure bulk, some exceptions but still

[@benvipond9034]

@@goodguybrian9764 half the point of bodybuilding is to be as lean as possible

[@goodguybrian9764]

@@benvipond9034 I'm saying they can look less intimidating than they actually are power wise, and no being as lean as possible is not at all everyone's goal in body building in fact looking massive is a lot of people's goals just as much as those who wanna be thin but jacked

[@rylace]

​@@benvipond9034 He's obviously talking about overall mass not muscle vs fat. Bodybuilders have a low fat % so they are lean in that sense of the word but they are overly bulky just in terms of overall mass (even if it's all muscle) for the sake of weightlifting/aesthetics which is impractical for literally every other physical application including fighting. Sure you can lift hundreds of lb but doesn't mean shit if you get gassed after 30 seconds. There's a reason professional fighters don't look like bodybuilders and vice versa, but rather pro fighters just look like normal fit people just to a higher degree.

[@gabrielemelucci4155]

I mean he is not a fighter nor a bodybuilder, Fighter>>>>>Bodybuilder>>>>Average person

[@lironi1111]

I hope he enters another tierlist arc, that shit was top content

[@Blackobluna]

Breakfast and drink tier lists were absolutely pogged out

[@MrMatbuck1234]

They’re honestly GOATed content, I’ve rewatched the tier list playlist so many times

[@slick3996]

now that HITMAN is over (and there's no GeoGuessr) this is the only way

[@tongpoo8985]

I'm still waiting on standard time chess

[@fernandozavaletabustos205]

I came here from the Warhammer 40K parody edit!

[@emerz3530]

Holy cow he's Tierlist pilled, this really is the golden age

[@Sheamu5]

Colin Farrell is also Irish, that's a buff in skill and crazy.

[@santaclawz4431]

Skill in what? Eating potatoes and being poor?

[@jaggy-snake]

There’s no way I’d fight Colin Farrell

[@UlfMTG]

colin the kind of guy that would bite your ear off in a fight

[@newtnewtnewtnewtnewt]

​@@santaclawz4431 righteous catholic anger and making bombs

[@EsotericCat]

@@santaclawz4431 mountain peoples get a +to aggression and fighting

[@Squedism]

Ryan has dad strength, that's at least +1 over normal.

[@justnachoday5811]

Oscar Isaac is in Marvel and Star Wars shape and was buff af in Ex Machina. You get him zero out of ten rounds.

[@DGTLCLANGAMING]

Yeah, think Isaac could legit pull him apart with his bare hands😂

[@moguel1524]

If he was sooner on the list he gets in the 10-0, but my egg man needed a win some where, he was 20 minutes on a row with "this man would make me kiss my own ass"

[@TheRugFace]

Ex Machina was nearly ten years ago...

[@justnachoday5811]

@@TheRugFace For Star Wars and Moonknight, do you think Disney would want Oscar Isaac in better shape or worse shape than the A24 indie sleeper hit Ex Machina?

[@TheRugFace]

@@justnachoday5811 Didn't watch any of those, but unless he takes his shirt off in one of them, it's probable that he's just a normal looking guy.

[@eggoslayer1001]

I would 100% put Adam Driver in the Nope I'm Running spot lol

[@int3r4ct]

While he did do training in the Marine Corp, he seems like a genuinely nice dude, not sure he’d actually kick your ass.

[@eggoslayer1001]

@@int3r4ct for sure, but if we're talking angry blood lusted Adam Driver I want no part of that lol

[@impersonal6650]

Considering that Adam Driver is a former marine, I think he just kills him

[@ryannixon4138]

I would fight Seth Rogen, but I’d be afraid to be hit and then he does his iconic laugh at me. The psychological warfare would crush me.

[@heliopyre]

I'd be afraid to hit him and have him call me an anti-semite

[@calenono1512]

My immediate thought when Adam Sandler came up was also “but he plays basketball all the time” lmao

[@Romancesymphony]

Adam Sandler is well rested from all his vacations that he calls movies and he has that old man strength. I think it would be even.

[@chrisfndproductions]

i think the “thank you, librarian”s that have been coming up lately are nice 🥺 much love librarian

[@TheErebusGaming]

The Oscar Isaac slander and the Daniel Radcliffe praise. He has those two totally backwards.

[@cringlesORIG]

I love this game of nl convincing himself to place them one tier higher than he knows they should be

[@TheThunderbirdRising]

The man really put Ryan Reynolds as a tougher opponent than Oscar Isaac. Insanity

[@Nick-xu7ns]

Canadian bias smh my head

[@conorskelly5838]

Oscar 5'9 72kg Ryan 6'2 84 kg Is Oscar Isaac a bad mf? Not seen much of him before

[@metetural9140]

​@@Nick-xu7ns Canadians automatically start with a woodcutter's axe

[@SadderCatLin]

no matter who does this list, even tom hardy is running from himself

[@calembazz8941]

Adam Sandler would 10-0 Timothee Chalamet. Make it make sense

[@dokidokiduckie]

"No offense to this guy... I forgot his name" 💀

[@deeznoots6241]

Finally some good fucking content

[@poopoofard]

me every time NL uploads

[@Technocolor00]

you should rank which celebrity kids your kid could take in a fight

[@Sheamu5]

The Costco arc continues 🤣

[@fanboy11]

NL shares a hairline with Voldemort, makes the Radcliffe matchup compelling

[@unimpressedalchemist]

Grocery store/drinks/food/snack/shopping cart tier lists were top tier content, so I'm here for this return.

[@the_lizardface]

Adam Sandler seems a little too unhinged to be confident against for me.

[@the_lizardface]

also colin farrell's eyes scare me, i would not want to fight him

[@theducvu5196]

So sad to see a content creator promoting bald-on-bald violence, smh.

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

I think NL is wrong about Sandler

[@fredrik8500]

Why no women?

[@fernandozavaletabustos205]

I came here from the Warhammer 40K parody edit!

[@Ragnarokgn]

Seth Rogan supporters were hilarious. Ryan would absolutely roll that jelly roll. I cannot think of a non-disabled, non-elderly person less intimidating.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

What about a one Northern Lion

[@jellevaneijk9397]

Tommy Wiseau LOVES America, there is no way that guy doesn't play at least an hour of basketball every day

[@Ulysses3113]

Im so disappointed not to see Steven Seagull there. I reckon you could take him today. Would also make for very amusing discussion. Also, you'd probably get called out by Seagull and have to give him a beat-down in real life. 😂

[@Medsas]

this what Bing Ai think: Based on these actors’ ages, physical attributes and roles, I would say that Ryan Letourneau might have a chance against Ke Huy Quan or Rory Kinnear if he were to fight them one-on-one. However, he would probably lose against Brendan Fraser or Adam Sandler due to their size advantage or experience with physical comedy respectively. And he would definitely lose against Robert Pattinson because he is younger, fitter and has played a vampire before.

[@TheAmorphousGamer]

I asked ChatGPT about this. It agreed that NL could beat Timothée Chalamet but said he'd lose to Florence Pugh. AI has still got a long way to go lmao

[@MicoDossun]

I refuse to believe Nat Wolff would take more than one punch to kill

[@ceeb830]

NL puts on a masterclass here of saying the same thing in many different ways

[@sollux13]

Adam Sandler would demolish NL in a scrap absolutely no question lol

[@erikralph]

So according to this list and the other, in NL's head we live in a world where there's a possibility that Timothy Chamalamadingdong can win in a fight against a panda.

[@matthall7359]

Pandas are weaksauce honestly can’t see one putting up much of a fight. I don’t think Tim o thee can finish off the panda unarmed, he doesn’t seem like he has it in him however I think he can put enough of smack down that the panda would retreat eventually

[@erikralph]

@@matthall7359 Bro, it's a Panda bear. Emphasis on the BEAR part. it can outrun anything but the worlds fastest sprinters, weighs up to 350 pounds, with a bite force that can instantly break 99% of the bones in your body. You know whats black, white and red all over? A panda standing on top of Tim's corpse.

[@matthall7359]

@@erikralph listen bub I’ve seen the KZbin videos i know their true nature

[@THE_DEMONLO_RD]

NL slowly learning about how jacked Will Poulter is was hilarious

[@ChezzyKnytt]

Honestly it should have been a definite loss against Will Poulter, but I think ethan hawke would have been a draw

[@0AwesomeProductions0]

nah Adam Sandler would whup ya

[@wulf2757]

Sour patch kids are D tier

[@shilah1940]

if there's a no-shave NL in the thumbnail, be ready for some toxicity LMAO

[@catdad-jpg]

Dev Patel bit hits different after Monkey Man

[@doolicious]

NL please watch and review the green knight. Film changed my perspective

[@mattbuergel8487]

If you've seen ex machina I think you'd run from Oscar Isaac. He has major psycho vibes and he's ripped.

[@phillazenby5351]

There is no way you could have taken Patrick Stewart at 34....look him up.

[@thatfunkadeus]

There's a good artical about it from an old blog called Rule. Look up Patrick Stewart Rule 34

[@kevinkevinholt]

"I don't care if I've got a few inches on Daniel Radcliffe AND I'm taller" must have been him misspeaking because he had a completely straight face afterwards

[@jellevaneijk9397]

how are you going to defeat Patrick Stewart when he uses magic or enters your brain?

[@bloodwolf2609]

10:13 in my head I was like "yooo that's Ron Weasly" so I'm glad someone else in chat said it lmao

[@richard_nj]

will poulter is like 6'3 and built, with no disrespect, he would crack the egg with ease...... You could see nl's ego start to affect his rankings more and more as he realised that all that was left was loads of guys he had no real shot against when the board was already heavily skewed towards the 'would beat me up' side

[@VVVvvv___vvvVVV-z7r]

"a pampered coastal elite"

[@DetectiveOlivaw]

Only real update to this tier list is now Dev Patel is in the "Nope I'm Running" category after Monkey Man

[@MrGeebsTheLegend]

Basketball is a non-contact sport, therefore basketball does not make you a better fighter

[@MrGeebsTheLegend]

Yes,NBA players are huge and that’s their advantage but they aren’t skilled fighters they’re basketball players

[@donkeykong315]

I mean when you’re talking about two people that are not trained to fight, it really just comes down to athleticism and conditioning.

[@MrGeebsTheLegend]

@@donkeykong315 yessir and size matters a lot in a fight,so most basketball players would beat the shit out of us simple because they are 30-100 pounds heavier and taller by a significant margin.

[@fonsly5077]

NL not realizing how insanely dehydrated every male actor has to get for a shirtless scene

[@gabe913]

I've met Tommy Wiseau irl, he's TINY. Easily destroyed.

[@SilverionX]

I'd definitely run from Colin Farrell. He feels like the kind of guy that would go berserk when the punches started flying.

[@reasons6470]

NL vs biden smoke-off when

[@JayElJay]

Keep in mind that this man thinks he has a nonzero percent chance at beating a bear.

[@knmrt2760]

🐼

[@stevenclark5173]

If it's a smaller black bear, he might have a 0.1% chance. Plus the bear would likely run away if attacked.

[@lakemmm]

"We've all got our own cursed load to pull in this life..." 5 seconds later: "I think I could probably beat up Dave Franco"

[@Terrible_name]

Hey NL Why did you only rank men? Are you afraid to admit how many women would demolish you?

[@JoeMama-fw3xu]

12:40 nonsense comparing 5’5” 130 lb Daniel Radcliffe to the flyweight champion of the world as your justification for overrating his combat ability because he has low bodyfat %

[@icescream631]

How tf is timothee chalamet so high up? The average dude could break this skinny boy with no problem

[@elmatadordelbajo7494]

Reckon size would mater quit a bit longer limbs more leverage. Bigger people are generally heavier, and F=ma=🍔

[@philfedorowick]

There is no fucking way I could hurt Patrick Stewart. His time as Picard was too fundamental to my development for me to raise a hand against him

[@Vulture2k]

A lot of those I would run too. Actors seem above average on the crazy scale. Also Patrick Stewart is fit as hell. I wish one of those was a nl fan xD I'd want to watch the real thing.

[@tonettalover]

Wtf do you mean "were not gonna take the walking dead against him" he was great in it and its a great show..... Smh

[@Nutman2001]

My man is truly fiending for a hit

[@JoeMama-fw3xu]

I like how he pronounced Timothy Chalamet like 4 ways

[@ryanclemons1]

can't wait till NL tells us a egg would have a draw with a panda.

[@kenofi673]

Adam Sandler would demolish you, period. Even with the 20 years.

[@trevorgalvez9127]

I wasn't even in chat and this man ROASTED me 🤣🤣🤣

[@vynncenttryllian9959]

Peloton riders thinking they can fight irl is incredible content

[@coolfool183]

Haven’t tuned in for a little, but this is a must watch

[@timcannon5384]

Daniel Radcliffe, NL have some self respect jesus

[@locustsun]

My husband's toilet? What kind of first-world nonsense is that?

[@xraidev]

cmon ben stiller is almost 60, you can cook him

[@mileshellawavy7470]

When you going to upload hitman 😢

[@Asian_Caleb]

This is criminally underrated content right here

[@PepijnIsPro]

Long awaited Sesame Street character tierlist when?

[@Alactrium]

Ah, yes. One of the most important videos of his career, maybe ever

[@calypso4882]

How delightfully surprising.

[@kierengert6177]

Ok, listen, bodybuilders are absolutely something to be concerned about. They may gas easy, but with that kind of power behind their strikes, all it takes is 1 punch landing to drastically change everything about the fight, if not completely end it outright. It doesn't even have to be a great one but assuming absolute basic knowledge of how to throw a punch, its still fight-ending power. Also height absolutely is a big advantage, its a bitter pill to swallow being 5.8 myself, but its just a fact. Reach advantage is huge, it means you have to work extra hard and weather some strikes before you even get to striking range yourself, your defense and mobility (both footwork and head movement) have to be on point and even if you do get in, its not like they have no options, they can throw hooks, uppercuts, elbows, knees, they can clinch you and their sweeps will be more effective with the increased leverage. Higher and thinner center of balance? yeah not really a factor at all, its not like a single leg kick will bring them low, it just doesn't work that way, and even if it did, again you'd have to get in range in the first place.

[@NaturalBornChilla666]

No way you can beat up Seth Rogen... He is in a completely different weight class as you! Sure he is not very athletic but I'm pretty sure it would be an even fight.

[@captive-audience]

did I hear that he’d got more tier lists in store?

[@grundlefairy]

NL doesnt understand the concept of weight classes. Seth Rogan would beat him because he's just bigger. Unless NL learned some hand to hand combat while on the peloton lol

[@locustsun]

What's your search history look like now? Looking up weirdly spindly male stars images.

[@MaybeDOOM]

NL, thinking that smoking can affect the way you fight. Then there’s Nate Diaz whoopin ass in the ufc.

[@Szanth]

Algorithmic engagement

[@Blackobluna]

+2 poop and pee

[@markkelso871]

Ill say it, sandler beats his ass. People sleep on sandler but he has that rage in him. Have you seen punch drunk love? Cmon

[@nickl.922]

NL has just about all of them considering “no touching of the hair and face does not apply to this man.”

[@fonsly5077]

I still think kates funniest roast was NL’s crusty college socks story, and i dont think she even realized how massive a roast it was

[@connorsmith75]

My only disagreement is that NL definitely beats Lucas Hedges. Not to a pulp but he is defo not losing that one

[@Q_z_]

The rumors of tier list videos' demise have been greatly exaggerated

[@magnumpicactus]

yall are so obsessed with what movies these actors have been in but that doesnt mean anything, they can be as buff as they want that doesnt mean they know how to fight or even throw a punch 💀

[@efegokselkisioglu8218]

This video be a video doe

[@javip1466]

listen patrick stewart have some xp on his side.. just saying

[@TrenosUK]

Will Poulter is jacked now he’d destroy Ryan