It's all for naught now (Balatro)

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[@travismartinez1619]

We're Balatro guys, of course we've been kicked out of the poker table for playing a flush five

[@litapd311]

"no no you don't understand i just had good jokers!" *me being yeeted out the front door*

[@kingangel3252]

​@@litapd311😂😂😂

[@caephler]

+2

[@rollyproductions]

Me sneaking my deck of red seal glass kings thinking no one will think anything of it

[@hexyoutubeaccount]

ive started carbon dating the videos based on the headphones

[@rollyproductions]

the timeline is more confusing than post phase 3 MCU

[@plusonedex]

you know its a banger when he starts with 20 seconds of silence in the intro

[@RagingAcid]

foreshadowing the spinach for sure

[@JrIcify]

​@@RagingAcid The what?

[@H2A_23]

"Hall son or Oates daughter" is an incredible question

[@jamesdulak3108]

Holy shit I can't believe NL has a 13 day Balatro backlog. It's like the Isaac times of 2015.

[@DrinkBathwater]

22:57 Bruce Willis at the end of The Sixth Sense

[@wallac12]

0:19 Me when asked what Rebellion took place in 1864 and lasted 14 years.

[@Hellcreature36]

+2

[@juancamb123]

we are guys

[@maucool999]

Of course we are

[@vinceb8123]

Pegging

[@gergelyhalasz3225]

​@@maucool999me at the being competition when the opponent starts thinking

[@maucool999]

@@gergelyhalasz3225 gasp

[@alldoitthesame]

5:11 when I'm Dr. Frankenstein and Igor keeps bringing me the livers from alcoholics but our creation has nothing to power his circulatory system

[@cinnamonroll5659]

LULW

[@noahhamilton9004]

Abby Normal livers

[@nicolasvidal92]

I haven't seen the episode yet, I'm just here to say that I love Troubadour

[@MBoy2000_]

Hell yeah fellow troubadour enjoyer. May your hands be few and your hand size be pleanty

[@maucool999]

I wish I could smell him fr

[@IVameless]

Troubadour is actually goated with the sauce.

[@fearnomojojo]

Troubadour is a truly goated joker

[@BigR.O.B.]

Didn't need that hand anyway, I got more steel than Carnegie

[@alldoitthesame]

9:07 when I need to buy a car and my buddy takes me to Hertz

[@wsw2291]

Run burned already five minutes in on a 29 minute video oh brother we're not gonna make it

[@IVameless]

The vibes were off on this one

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

I mean the video of him beating gold stake on this deck a few hours ago was pretty telling that it was doomed.

[@diishii]

10:24 Me when I’m a contractor set to flip a house but there was a load bearing wall that was removed

[@noahhamilton9004]

The pause at the start makes this one so good! +2

[@clowdyglasses]

11:39 me when someone asks me what my favorite cartoon about a blonde guy going in wacky adventures is

[@noahhamilton9004]

+2

[@danielgamboa6130]

15:01 splash hiker is too good a synergy to not bring both up on the tier list

[@Bames_Jond-qk7ep]

Seinfeld is to comedy as Morrisey is to music; and I’m tired of pretending he’s not.

[@WickenChingz]

You can beat runs with only madness by just scaling a specific hand immediately

[@DarkRaen666]

The vibes were off

[@tehb0ll0x]

with regards to seinfeld, you absolutely do not gotta hand it to him

[@Bone1996]

Hell yeah 30 minute VOD let's go, perfect length for my lunch break

[@Twizzler300]

NL trying to finish a black stake run "THIS FUCKIN KILLS DUDE!"

[@lachumayo]

Black mark run?

[@Blaurot]

+2 i get the reference

[@Twizzler300]

​@lachumayo my mistake, black stake.

[@lachumayo]

@@Twizzler300 oh i wasnt even correcting i just thought it was something i didnt know, you good

[@generichoneybadger]

we're balatro guys ofcourse we only watch NL videos and never actually play balatro

[@MrCloud254]

I bought Balatro but never play it. Just watching NL scratches that itch for me

[@Joe__M]

it’s well worth getting it imo

[@vitorodino8760]

wouldn't catch me NOT playing balatro

[@zyfygi1587]

He’s at the autopilot phase of his balatro career

[@JustCallMeTunde]

There's an exception to the banana rule. If you see yellow paint around, make sure you're not at the Embassy in Toronto. The OVO crew is tryna trap you.

[@felix56p]

maybe blue joker looks like ice bc it gets less powerful over time during a round, like melting ice?

[@mrpaynebmw]

It's minimum 3 times each video I go to hover over a joker to remember what it does.

[@Shade1703]

Through the entire Seinfeld discourse, I am still trying to figure out if NL knows that the pop tart movie is a satire documentary like the weird Al one.

[@jofus45]

When the enemy botlane is one hit but I died

[@emmaeilefsen7214]

the vibes have never been more off

[@jovialjack]

We’re Balatro guys, we play for fun sometimes and we play to win sometimes but we always play to win sometimes.

[@86breck]

I feel it's important to note you can turn down the CRT curve in the settings in Balatro

[@A.Broken.Arrow.]

30 minutes? Must be a speedrun.

[@dontcare432523452]

Look, I took an edible, so give me a little slack when I actually believed the Steely Dan - Resident Evil connection for a second.

[@nonamebleak]

We’re balatro guys, of course we discard 4s when we have an eternal 10-4 joker

[@espresseaux]

We're all for naught guys now, of course we know the football score

[@shephsnap]

me when i try to farm +2’s on NL youtube videos but only get a -2:

[@Suenmk3]

+0

[@seltjk]

-2

[@dekkonot]

-2

[@vinceb8123]

-2

[@clock3799]

-2

[@user-nt2xm6cm1e]

We're balatro jabronis of course flush build is best build

[@mordecalim]

Me, when I ask the doctor what I have 20:37

[@penghuinkirby]

words spoken before putting on the mask

[@ElephantWithAMonocle]

We're ______ guys, of couse we ______ while ______ing.

[@morthgarrow641]

Early Blindness Joker, let's go!

[@gergelyhalasz3225]

hi tomo

[@Sid11358]

Is it just me or does it seem like he's phoning in this gameplay while he's on vacation?

[@MrVovansim]

Wait, Seinfeld has been cancelled? (Judging from the NL rant)

[@Bone1996]

He's like, top 3 current poster children for "PC has killed my career!!! I can't tell any good jokes without punching down/being outright offensive!" comedians, and him and his wife are public Zionists iirc, so yeah he's pretty cooked to alot of people. Don't care enough to see his new Poptart movie but I heard that one was getting trashed a bit too, by at least one half of the critic/audience reviewer divide.

[@MrVovansim]

@@Bone1996 huh. Thanks for the info. Not from the US, so was unaware of the current zeitgeist.

[@jimmymcrip9071]

@@MrVovansim He also dated a 17 year old when he was 39

[@Ethan-ju3br]

Here before the type A commenters

[@PringePie]

SPOILTER ALERT: the vibes are off

[@Pinkpig47]

It wasnt the best runs in the world, but it also was the worst /s

[@eltee704]

Bee movie is a terrible movie. It's aged terribly and only has fond memories for people due to the memes

[@felinepsychosis]

Needs to turn down the CRT effect

[@VinIchiban]

Unfrosted is a terribly paced and jumbled movie. Wouldn’t recommend.

[@mattoleary811]

NL really spending 10 minutes talking about the pop-tart movie like its a serious history film or something. Trailers for it looked awful, but its 100% a comedy thing not anything actually about the history of the poptart

[@voided_sun]

I scrolled through the video, saw you never got a game going past ante 4, and decided to skip this one

[@Blaurot]

If you arent there for the banter, why not, you know.. play the game? Or is that classist😂

[@plusonedex]

-2

[@alexmark6580]

Hey, you know what? You saved your time, good job👍

[@PringePie]

+2

[@voided_sun]

​@@Blaurot I mean the banter IS pretty good but...