Call me David Bowie the way my dogs are diamond (The Bazaar)

[@jasus3787]

BREAKING NEWS: All paint shops in the bazaar are going out of business. “They're painting their ships red, but they aren’t using paint” says pacifist Jabalian paint shop owner.

[@highelo4359]

+2

[@bootmanbill2362]

This shop owners a pacifist? Are all jabalians like this?

[@lol_extea]

+Tuah

[@jozzzlyn]

tough times in the bazaar, i can’t even find balls for my cannons

[@colecampbell7201]

@@bootmanbill2362 no bro. not all Jabalians are pacifists. Educate yourself...

[@colerinehart1938]

the anti-dooley round was peak

[@ItsRyanHello]

DEPLOYING ANTI-DOOLEY CALTROPS

[@suakeli]

Dooley Nation in shambles

[@KyleCorn]

So cathartic to witness

[@jordanleighton6893]

That was actually really cool tech, ngl

[@miffedmeff7302]

That Dooley player mald impression was pure catharsis

[@manguy01]

53:37 That *Crook* + *Caltrops* + 5 medium items vs the Dooley was _INSANELY_ satisfying to watch.

[@jessebruce9016]

watching that dooley get bodied by his own items was pure cinema

[@mcgoo721]

And he still went back to the trash alt build after seeing 😂

[@Frostafarian]

We're Librarian guys, of course we've already seen this run over the course of 10 bits and banter videos

[@ronaldyang2295]

And I'm loving every minute of it Jerry!

[@MrSrepins]

Leave the dead joke in the dead year.

[@earth_coin]

i thought i was pre cognitioning the part of the bdsm coming out and losing my grip on reality

[@GoblinGold-l5w]

Holy shit, using the counter Dooley tech is the best part of all Bazaar videos so far. NL is at his best when he's trying something new

[@ChocoStats]

Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 10 times this run He took it 9 times (90%) 4 times he took Bronze-tier chocolate, 5 times he purchased Gold-tier 3 Bronze and 2 Gold chocolates were wasted due to inventory space He purchased or acquired 1 Bronze, 1 Gold, and 8 Platinum chocolates throughout the rest of the run. In total, he ate 18 Bronze, 24 Gold, and 8 Platinum chocolates, spending 74 gold and 1 level up on chocolate throughout the run (including the 24 gold Chocoholic skill.) Notes: NL added 480 damage to his dog and 400 shield to his Silk from just selling chocolate. He had 3,637 more max health than his final opponent (33% more)

[@mrwhatevermann]

Nice statistics. Thank you. I love eating chocolate

[@mrrp405]

chocolatemaxxing

[@teemomain4967]

Are you sure you werent a Kripperino before :D the comment reminded me of all those that used to appear below HS videos.

[@PenumbralFigure]

thank you based datamaxer

[@thisnoize7]

Chocolate stats are cool but ever try the warm embrace of a human woman?

[@ciarangallaghercg]

NL's brain grew 10 sizes for the Dooley fight and it was beautiful

[@tarabomp]

"you have a lebanese vibe to you" what was that chatter cooking

[@whitestnativeamerican6184]

Obviously Lebanese food, dude was thinking through one nostril and talking out the other

[@diearschmeister]

I mean, lebanese people are pretty light, but they are generally pretty hairy and not quite as round-featured as NL. so we can safely assume this is just a classic case of "chatter just saying things"

[@derpaboopderp1286]

He looks tunisian

[@ZoeEvelynHart]

All I see is a glass-eyed Greek statue. A monument to the stationary cycling gods of old I'd say.

[@suakeli]

Not all Lebanese are pacifists you know

[@billsob3734]

Weirdest thing just happened to me. This bald guy came into my junk shop, paid me half the cost of all my items, and left without taking anything with him. Anyone know why?

[@rhysdenno5993]

How curio(us)

[@Hut153]

36:28 when i go over to my friends house and he doesn't have any tortilla chips in the cupboard

[@Noobwater]

+2

[@ScrumpssYT]

+2

[@drumspleasefab]

+2

[@chickennugget9379]

What the dog doing

[@williammitchell6254]

White women 🤦

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

scaling

[@StormKidProductions]

Gaining flat damage when selling small items

[@Unterhosegotti]

Woof

[@DoubleWinning]

Oh my GOSH that dooley counter was BEAUTIFULLL. That's kinda the stuff I thought this game would be more about, but there just isn't enough inventory space to hold counterpicks.

[@Estevieee]

We're freaking here boys!! Happy new years to all you fellow humans enjoying one of my favorite humans! And thanks Ryan for the consistency over the years! Been a long time viewer for over 9 years now!

[@sirajsoliman3582]

Landlords when you tell them to get a real job 35:48

[@KGafterdark]

I wish I had a girlfriend that's half as loyal as Enelle is to single cast birb

[@armatura2007]

i paint my jabalians cannon, but we're boulder guys

[@Spotifist]

”Bad faith argument but entertaining” sums up so much of his yapping haha. Thanks for the video!

[@michaelmay5109]

DIAMOND DOGS LIKE METAL GEAR SOLID 5?

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

Not all dogs are diamond bro, educate yourself

[@TheHalloween_Jack]

My username is finally relevant to a youtube video. o7 "The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat, and he lives ontop of manhattan chase"

[@Benjamayhem]

Never let them pick the bread. You want to end up with a $5 footlong or an entire french baguette?

[@JETAlone12]

29:47 Me when I'm trying to assemble a board of directors for my new company

[@Findme1reason]

NL skipping a diamond lemonade stand while he has lions cane is making me type A

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

"Why are we still here?" "Just to suffer?" Dooley finally getting his comeuppance.

[@chrismincey3246]

We're Bazaar guys, of course we reuse the same joke.

[@miikamartin7026]

I wasn't super excited about the bazaar when closed beta first hit, but ngl watching nl play it for like 50+ hours has slowly increased my pog meter for this game and now I can't wait til it comes out

[@jakeobrien5562]

37:30 “bad faith argument, I can live with that for sure”

[@matthewmurphy6681]

i know the streams are free content but its conflicting with the VODs. its like watching prequels after the first movie every day. going "if he only knew what he is going to know"

[@atomicanachronism8849]

just wait till you get librarian-pilled buddy

[@jcmcgee1573]

bro how much spare time do you have?

[@matthewmurphy6681]

@@jcmcgee1573 spare time? sir, i'm an egg head in a different time zone. this comes out when i go to bed its literally what i watch while i fall asleep.

[@jcmcgee1573]

@@matthewmurphy6681 Whatever helps you sleep at night champ.

[@Nighthawk20000]

The Caltrops pivot was peak for NL. Actual type A play.

[@fetherfulbiped]

The anti-dooley was very satisfying

[@Emoomoo]

I'm the kinda guy who just eats the plain wrap shell with nothing on it. It's just a weird craving I have when the fridge is empty and I'm like well it's there and I'm hungry 😂

[@solokiou5602]

Call me depressed the way I'm waiting for A19/A20 Silent runs...

[@electricnezumi]

"bad faith argument but entertaining" summarizes about half of all northernlion clips

[@virtualmartini]

This title is sending me straight into space with Major Tom.

[@TheHalloween_Jack]

@virtualmartini Where art thou tin can? Hath it past 100,000 miles? Are thou floating in a most peculiar way?

[@IanHeymans]

Diamond Dogs with no Ted Lasso reference?

[@Are_you_eyeballing_me]

One of the best video titles in recent memory for sure

[@diearschmeister]

the fridge bit is so good

[@DiscardedLeaf]

I feel like chatters need to start telling NL that lemonade stand turns all small items into chocolate bars and maybe then he'll finally take it and leave it in the bag

[@patrickoconnell9387]

NL's rant about tortillas makes me wonder what the hell he buys at the grocery store other than bread

[@BaTycoon]

28:15 to skip poop sandwich

[@taham33]

Sorry, brother, in this house we pay respect to the great nation of Kazakhstan

[@frejasaqueen]

That caltrops play was beautiful.

[@zyfygi4674]

"ah shit that's a good build" the most ass build that was ever conceived

[@Krankidor334]

The million dollar poop sandwich question always makes me laugh. Like people are having an internal crisis over that? I'd struggle to turn down 20k for a poop sandwich man thats like 1/4 of my yearly salary tax free

[@barrylarkin7478]

It's my favourite form of NL Kino, the "buy sell build time".

[@AlcyoneHere]

The roster for STS2 is gonna be way larger than the first game. They could potentially add characters indefinitely. STS2 is gonna be much more "scalable."

[@raku8391]

A pretty good run, i was getting tired of yelling at my monitor on most videos.

[@Subsistence69]

Except for when he sells a diamond ice pick and keeps the damn bronze bird

[@TheHampet]

that membership card just there for the vibes fr

[@septimus5729]

The Wraps discussion was genuinely unhinged. I mean I agree, bread is much better than wraps but more importantly, what kind of psychopatch does not always have at least some cheese lying around in the fridge? Surely you need it for general cocking even if you down use it as a bread/sandwich topping. Do all Canadians seriously live like this?

[@J_Wibes]

Happy New Year to the Bazaar guys!

[@Ramperdos]

NL playing as Snake establishing the Diamond Dogs.

[@gordyoutdoors55]

This man always sells the loupe like he is allergic to value

[@wangledteb5671]

Not me sitting down with my breakfast 5 seconds before he starts talking about eating a poop sandwich for a million dollars 🤢

[@gnat4999]

i just eat the shredded cheese out the bag brother

[@jcmcgee1573]

Sounds like your friend just knew he needed to go to therapy and just wanted a push lol

[@flaurne]

ngl I kinda wished he kept the anti-dooley build going just to keep it in the pool a bit more. B.E.A. -UTIFUL!!!

[@thatpedanticcommenter5847]

Not all Italian bread enjoyers need influencer validation.

[@omegaspectro2908]

NL talks about hero shooters having too much information while memorizing games with hundreds of itens that synergize with each other

[@jcbro86]

I’m going to need to change my shorts after that caltrops swap in

[@Gumunista]

Great pivot at the end!

[@johngleeman8347]

28:43 That's the stuff! XD

[@nowal_6093]

when you’re eating the poop sandwich are you hoping the person ate corn the day before or nah

[@Manus_Factum]

I hate to say it but this video's title, did in fact, make me laugh.

[@TheHalloween_Jack]

@Manus_Factum I hate to say it, but because of this video's title, this is the only time my username is relevant.

[@MegaMeister123]

NL really only likes to play one way per character, damn.

[@ratbaby3107]

I feel like egg and jerma are converging

[@scotthuffman3462]

I swear NL needs to watch Venture Bros

[@tuoosaurus1780]

12:57 when I’m writing a book of Jaballian proverbs

[@attention_shopping]

amazing last two fights!

[@GoldenGreen-d5b]

Does nl mark twitch vods? I prefer watching the solo stream of consciousness vids.

[@jstache93]

If NL ever gets over Jaballian Longbow, we're going to the moon

[@heinzmonster]

Call me lynard skynrd the way all my birds are free

[@joselunav]

Happy new year NL

[@Gumunista]

Daily Pyg tip: Piggles are goated

[@truedan1]

all dog, no diamonds

[@TheHalloween_Jack]

@@truedan1 all aladdin, no sane

[@annalunara3038]

doo doo doo doo... (All lizards, no rays)

[@adam-petrovic]

the man who sold the world

[@Hoodiebud]

Is the "discounts for peas" a jebailian? 🤔

[@TheBatmanfoot]

🗣The Poopsi Challenge!

[@Vonderboy]

Is this a rerun? The banter seems very familiar....

[@Tootsby]

Stay Pigged

[@matisowagm]

NL is the only person that can buy bronze chocolate with 40 gold and 20 income

[@frankiecedeno3724]

Who doesn’t have cheese lying around?

[@Buffalax]

poopsi challenge got me good

[@blossomi.2824]

51:23 not the Hetalia mention-

[@Chromodar]

Icy fort looks kinda crazy

[@soul-5]

erm actually diamond dogs is metal gear solid ☝️🤓

[@lonelylemon858]

Whys he not buying gold chocolate with 60 gold in the bank

[@hapybratt8640]

Because he could put that money in the S&P and have 500 gold in 20 years

[@teagobr]

Excellent video title +2

[@jcbro86]

If you put unlockable skins for dice in that quick dice game you’d probably make millions

[@gilmosa]

She monitor my lizard till I dooley

[@XDThrash]

55:29 Alexa, play Trap Queen by Fetty Wap

[@Level80Sorcerer]

He can beat Vanessa blindfolded. In a fight, right?

[@NathanDCLubb]

Is this a re-upload? I swear I’ve heard him make the same joke about the “I showed my dad the half gay thing”

[@chickennugget9379]

I hope everyone of you reading this comment has a wonderful new year! Stay pogged and +2'd

[@HaruIRAI]

The way you ignore leaks is commendable, but it seams that in beta server they nerfed Aglaya into oblivion

[@baka-oni8358]

didnt sell atm

[@lumpwurtroot]

Malf into bdsm confirmed

[@SnakeEyeJJ]

bazaar is boss whens it going free i thought it was today or was 2025 just the year? like waaaa?

[@MrMikeyt03]

A pig win!? okay 😁

[@GKinWor]

finally we are out of dec 13th

[@Subsistence69]

Only a fool would try to deceive a Jabalian (who is not a pacifist)