The closest Geo duel in history? (GeoGuessr)

[@jasoneatacid1095]

"yes, i have slept in the same bed as malf" is a legendary vod opener

[@GiornoGiovannaGangstar]

+2 intro

[@davidh9354]

This streamer got jokes, bits, goofs, gaffs, japes, pop culture references, middle-age, and a shiny bald head. One might even say it were "egg-like". Honestly, what's not to love? I'm sold, get me 1 streamer please kind content vendor. Yes I do in fact have a +2 that I can pay with, here you go. A successful transaction indeed.

[@Sophia-pt3yq]

what a great opening line

[@187Streak]

Friends with benefits

[@TheJamiemwright]

‘Ok i guess you can just eat the hair, if were talking about worse solutions’ made me laugh so hard

[@MrDraehl]

NGL I laughed so hard at the Greenland = South Cincinnati guess. The long-game trolling is real.

[@TheSpeedyCola]

That sub in chat throwing the game with south Cincinnati had me in tears lmao

[@peterpabian]

Bro you're so funny it's unreal. "There was rift in the sky, he looked up" lmfao.

[@meursaulty6672]

I feel like he's talking directly to me about the beard trimmer. It sounds like a godsend to someone who has in fact tried paper towels and the bib with suction cups.

[@zashukon]

As someone who is also hairy, I can 100% confirm that getting hair in and around the sink after trimming is indeed a large problem

[@robsmith5434]

“Or you could just eat the hair.”

[@jenm1]

@@robsmith5434 gruel sandwiches!

[@ten-hx2xi]

invest in a cheap mini vacuum friend it helps a good bit

[@sollux13]

Why not just shave in the shower?

[@voxtopass]

Great video! It was a little annoying how much playing Geoguessr got in the way of reviewing various men's grooming products, so if he just cut that down it would be perfect!

[@JPixJ040]

NL must mention Liechtenstein at least once every video, or throw a guess in there, even though it has never been Liechtenstein because it's not even in the game..

[@Sophia-pt3yq]

7 minutes in and he's talking about eating hair

[@octopusexperiment1931]

I'm so addicted to geo, please pump more into my veins Egg I feared it might be over

[@noahswitz8723]

Homie would rather sleep in a bathtub than the floor wtf

[@GiornoGiovannaGangstar]

ngl bathtubs can be comfy sometimes

[@tortoise-chan]

@@GiornoGiovannaGangstar a hotel bathtub tho? those things are small af

[@timturner7609]

@@tortoise-chan depends on the hotel. Most hotels I've used either have shower only or a really luxurious bathtub.

[@meowwww9275]

@@tortoise-chan so is Malf tbf

[@TheFreeBro]

I am going to be on a boat for the month of August with no internet. Definitely downloading this series and the crosswords to simulate my daily NL pogs.

[@xkcloud]

Download both deadly premonition series and new Vegas if you haven't watched it already.

[@IsThisAmerica1]

@@xkcloud only just recently started watching NL. Why does old NL sound SO different??

[@warmination7891]

@@IsThisAmerica1 old egg hatched, its new egg 🥚 now

[@xkcloud]

@@IsThisAmerica1 I'm sorry. The old NL can't come to the phone right now. Why? Because he's dead

[@Lord7979]

Bruh the "this kinda looks like assassin's creed, but I don't see the coliseum anywhere" part killed me.

[@ewag7774]

Finally the yes to great guesses and furious poggery.

[@scotthightower6436]

I loved the LCD - Losing My Edge reference "I was at the first Can show, in Cologne" @1:04:00

[@main202]

As someone from Cologne I'm very happy that NL recognized the german name "Köln"

[@Keegan3005]

the greatest opening to any video ever

[@dilliedAlly]

"hot dog de claudia... no comment" had me rolling

[@MystiInferno]

This is some A tier banter here.

[@e_eyster]

Its interesting watching how different people play these... Im at the rating where I either get matched against 1k+ people and need to pressure them into mistakes because I know if I give them a minute they will beat me, or I get the low gold/high silver who I can generalize the direction fast so again its best to just pressure and hope they end up wrong country. Even taking 30 seconds to guess is absurd slow, thats pretty much the "country is obvious, but this is pinpointable" or "trekker in the middle of nowhere" speed.

[@DannyStuart]

I saw a white car in the thumbnail and my heart skipped a beat because I thought Mon Bazou was back

[@EvilCrookodile]

he slept in the damn bathtub ‼️

[@TrueNargin]

Bosnia and Herzegovina has about 3km of coverage and a few pictures on Google Street View. You're never ever ever gonna be in Bosnia (in Geoguessr). The same goes for Moldova actually except Moldova actually has some coverage in the capital but I still don't think it's in Geoguessr. Other countries with zero coverage in Europe are: Belarus, Liechtenstein and Kosovo.

[@thegreatperu9332]

Vancouver isn't just a berry it's also a town

[@lycos94]

Éurope has tried unificating into only a few countries, it didnt go well

[@stevenhokanson3326]

All time best opening line of all time.

[@nitro2684]

I died when he said a sow is a female cow.

[@henryholsten8802]

GOAT opening, great game too

[@redshirtwookiee]

As an Albuquerque New Mexico native, I appreciate the shout out. Lol.

[@ParallelSource]

You were in my home tow in Estonia, could tell in one frame

[@hastingsdavin2599]

I trim my beard with a mirror in the shower before I turn on the water. All the hair just goes down the drain

[@Cgreen123]

What an opener

[@xenoliferttv9803]

The Answer should not be 6 big countries uniting what cant be but rather a 1000x more Lichtenstein communities.

[@fudgyboo]

He-Hulk joke destroyed me lol

[@skodass1]

Jotun is from the Nordic mythology and is also a Norwegian chemical company that makes stuff like paint.

[@axelnils]

Asatrú

[@lycos94]

that's an amazing sentence to start a video on

[@charliedog29]

Yo I am new to the channel can some explain the "refunds" and betting he is talking about? I'm assuming it's something he does when he streams?

[@slick3996]

i was today years old when i learned that europe is the only continent who has the country initials on the license plate

[@richard_nj]

'Europe should be consolidated into about 6 countries' I kinda get why a Canadian could feel that way and I know that that isn't meant really seriously, but that's just not how the continent works lol, we don't run on positivity, we achieve equality by resenting everyone equally, 'Unification' in European history pretty much exclusively means that one side conquers and subdues the other, not that two separate factions decide to live and work in unison. We're lightyears closer to further division than we are to unification, I mean there's significant regional independence movements in just about every large European country.

[@kyen27]

99.9 percent sure its a bit not meant to be taken even remotely seriously

[@richard_nj]

@@kyen27 yeah, I get that

[@richard_nj]

@@kyen27 I mean obviously the things he says after that about how we're past the need for a Luxembourg and about like where does it end with Liechtenstein being an almost Switzerland which itself is an almost Germany, France and Italy, that's obviously just a bit, but the original statement used to lead onto the bit, I can see how someone from NA might wonder about that to a certain degree.

[@radikalskippy]

At min 53 you were at my city and I pogged so hard! Arriba Puebla!

[@BIGhappyG33]

Also the sign that said “Maltco”

[@cieylor]

If you don't even know that Metsatöll is an Estonian folk-metal band, how can you expect to win these things?

[@robsmith5434]

Honey, wake up! New Geo is here!

[@MrCodingGuy]

why don't we get the affiliate link for the beard trimmer? now I am left alone finding it myself.

[@p3rd1x]

Would you let the casino offer the bet of “flawless victory” for a presumably high payout?

[@eirikjormungandrson]

It's back!

[@VultureClone]

NL, were you singing 'close to the edge' by Yes? Prog fan confirmed?

[@raycambridge8950]

Kissing just makes it all official. Have you not "sleep-walked"?

[@Heatranoveryou]

nowhere in the world do they pronounce pasta like that.

[@rubin8352]

based close to the edge reference

[@GiornoGiovannaGangstar]

yes reference +2

[@MarkinhoO]

I know this isnt twitch but I must leave a fat +2 for the take on the EU countries that aren't quite like the surrounding ones

[@---rm8do]

Passta

[@mcdonawa]

Somewhere there is a Waffle and Waffle store that is missing half of it's sign

[@JustinWillhoit]

NL tip on Jordan and UAE Michael Jordan tan the Triangle offense. (;

[@judgesaturn507]

10:53

[@ten-hx2xi]

ok yeah so true but like i cut my hair often and u can just use a cheap mini vacuum for the hair friend

[@illustrious_rooster]

my brother in christ, a sow isn't a female cow either...

[@hustlehumbly6169]

About time egg

[@garage2887]

1 minute in and hes reliving his homoerotic experiences

[@SkyClap]

nl looks so young!

[@lovinggod1258]

Play geo with kate

[@nickegbg]

too bad we lost jugaslavia eh

[@marwhiis]

Anyone know why he doesn’t play with sinvicta anymore? Out of the loop

[@jenm1]

Sinvicta killed nl’s whole family and I guess he’s still kinda bummed about it

[@marwhiis]

@@jenm1 hate when that happens

[@dave220]

more

[@tallesttreeintheforest]

hello northernlizard, i just wanna say sorry.. i wrote some comments some weeks ago regarding old canadian interntional hockey stats, not very nice, so i had to write them. hope we can be friends in future. best regards. - Poompoomos Nuemilienanien, Finland.

[@TheKeaver]

I've never had a problem bringing a garbage can into the bathroom and shaving face just above the opening of the can. Practically no stray hairs

[@ogrejd]

@39:00 - Huh. "Hot chicken" is "Nashville" chicken. That fad reached us here in Halifax just a couple of months ago. Hopefully it'll end soon 'cos that shit is shit...

[@robsmith5434]

Hmm… I’ve had it and it was bangin. Just spicy fried chicken.

[@Anzuo]

29:20 you know, people could be stupid enough to just be completely wrong and not be stream sniping.

[@Tottosmile]

hey NL what's a female cow called again?

[@JustinWillhoit]

New Europe: Spain France UK Germany Baltania Balkania Stanistan Ukraine

[@jenm1]

The ussr, probably

[@mitchellgilbert2789]

not first

[@GKinWor]

hello

[@bayuperkasa6945]

ayyyy

[@mackray7595]

Rip on conspiracy theories all you want, but if it’s not that it’s usually something worse.

[@Shnarfbird]

Gonna be honest with ya mate I like Geo with Sinvicta but not the duels