The Northernlion Live Super Show! [October 20th, 2016]

Docket: The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth / Guesspionage / Golf with your Friends
Nick: / rockleesmile
MALF: / michaelalfox
Rob: / alpacapatrol
Austin: / last_grey_wolf
Baer: / baertaffy

[@doghat1619]

I really like the new update of Ultimate Chicken Horse, turning the game into a top down shooter rogue-like was a good choice.

[@Rickity2345]

Langdon Aldger the lack of collusion concerns me

[@StNowhere]

It was better as an asymmetric horror game.

[@Ranko_o3o]

"Docket: Ultimate Chicken Horse / Guesspionage / Golf with your Friends" Plays Isaac

[@steven1716]

Grani Chon This is a joke right? Because he said Binding of Isaac.

[@mantis1121]

The docket does say Ultimate Chicken Horse.

[@brandonbevill3357]

Imperial Inquisition Ordo Hereticus description says ultimate chicken horse.

[@kid2k18]

Yeah wtf NL

[@SavageKnight1993]

Imperial Inquisition Ordo Hereticus in the description it has the docket. And Isaac isn't there lmao.

[@Potatezone]

Three days later, Nek broke his arm in an intense muff diving incident.

[@vikings-pistons]

Poe Tado now he just needs to break the other one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@owenmiller6082]

I didn't know they added Eden to Ultimate Chicken Horse

[@brndn112358]

It's DLC

[@MrBioPython]

can we have a Jackbox party pack NLSS. guesspionage, trivia murder party, and quiplash

[@propastypete1958]

TRAP-0-ZOID That would be the best docket in the 3 and a half years of this stream.

[@byrnzee11]

I agree with this

[@axelskull]

murder party was kinda trash tbh

[@MrBioPython]

axelskull how dare you speak of the overlord like that

[@propastypete1958]

It's okay guys, he changed the description to Issac again. Although this might be confusing for people watching this later on and wondering about all of the UCH references.

[@WateringCan]

The point of Halloween isn't getting food, it's just fun to see everyone in your neighbourhood wandering around in costumes and celebrating. As a kid anyway. At a certain age it becomes fun to get wasted while in drag and watch horror movies.

[@Kertezium]

Watarase Jun~

[@WateringCan]

:3

[@dandywizard1843]

Turns out NL can't distinguish between games.

[@RockR277]

What, no joke about Nick getting "Necks" as his subject in Guesspionage?

[@gavinjenkins899]

Gotta think outside the box, dudes. Shrinking to 1 inch for example means you can live in a lavish house and eat any luxury foods you want for like $100 a year. Also due to the square cube law, if you were 50 feet tall, all your bones would break and you'd just die, so there's that...

[@LibraTheMagnificentLTM]

Gavin Jenkins yea but your bones would be bigger and tougher so ha

[@gavinjenkins899]

JamesTC No, the strength of your bones increases by the size of their cross-sectional area, and area increases as a square of height. But your weight increases by a CUBE of your height. So you will have 81 times stronger bones, but you will weigh 729 times as much. Your bones don't get stronger fast enough, and will snap before then. This is the "square cube law" I mentioned. There's a reason animals don't get arbitrarily large. And there's a reason ants can carry so much -- nothing to do with ant shapes, it's simply due to their size, anything that small is super strong, and the opposite as well.

[@TheVilivan]

I thought that another one of the reasons why ants are strong is that they have exoskeleton (idk how to spell it in English, sorry) but maybe it's a mistake on my part

[@gavinjenkins899]

VilivanChto Maybe also a bit, sure, but it's going to primarily be due to the square cube law. If an ant is 0.5cm long, then they are 400x shorter than me, which means their weight to strength ratio is 400x lower than mine (400^3 / 400^2 = 400) without any benefit of the exoskeleton yet. Maybe an exoskeleton also adds another 2x or 3x or something, I dunno, but it's going to be dwarfed by the benefit of just being small. If your body were exactly the same proportions as it is now, but 1 inch tall, you'd be able to pick up (to scale) cars and throw them, and run the equivalent of like 60mph relative to your size, survive extremely high falls (air resistance ALSO gets a lot higher relative to your weight...) and stuff. There are also some disadvantages like overheating or freezing WAY more quickly. But since it's an at-will superpower, you can simply turn it off whenever it starts to be a disadvantage.

[@strannyisyn]

I think they thought the prompt was shrink BY one inch. So you'd go from 6'0" to 5'11". That's how I read the prompt when I watched the stream anyway.

[@Calmdownpaco]

Woo, another NLSS to keep me sane

[@Vexatedcanicus]

Golf with MY friends?... why wasn't I invited...

[@TheVilivan]

because your friends don't like you

[@Zabble929]

TFW your university appears on the show and Nick falls victim to common misconceptions BibleThump

[@BoiledRiceCake]

When the topic in NLSS is the same as last days Isaac episode and you realize there's just one holiday and you're stuck in it: Groundhog Day

[@LolindirElros]

Luke Atmey Love is Deja Vu

[@striderm]

I imagine if Sandler didn't become famous, he'd end up as a high school basketball coach.

[@xxcobencxx]

Mike Strider at worst the freshmen coach

[@SerDinoOfficial]

I'm 24 and still go out with friends dressed up getting candy, haunted houses, and hittin up parties lol

[@joshnewsome4495]

I started getting anti-smoking ads on Spotify like two weeks ago that I really liked. It was an artist saying how he doesn't smoke because he wants to be in the studio sounding good and saying how it affects your voice. Good stuff

[@jaosborne2763]

How can nl get 500k views when only 7 people on earth?

[@warlockguy42]

Everyone on earth has liked your comment.

[@plemgrubern]

new fact about NL discovered: childhood train obsession

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

Every single comment is just about the docket mix-up is there really nothing better to comment on in a 3hour NLSS?

[@doghat1619]

Rob being hacked by Baer in the final part of golf with friends was pretty good.

[@dandenief6864]

Just a quick question, are you IWannaCumInRainbowDash from twitch?

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

Dan Denief Noooo! Gross I remember NL saying it once and I am glad he felt bad for saying it lol

[@dandenief6864]

Princess Harmony Moonlight It's become a giant meme on nlss now lol.

[@robertstenzel8455]

To be honest, the docket was a solid B+.

[@meadow6760]

I was JUST watching the VOD on Twitch, much better now

[@timg2655]

WHERE MA ULTIMATE CHICKEN HOLE AT???

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

that picture of trains stuff was hilarious. it could be the new meme that would last a month and fade away. anyone remember how did this kid get veteran?

[@Packie318]

Phew, I'm glad the docket was messed up, a video of UCH goes up every day. Too few Isacc videos these days ;)

[@Gorilla_Chaos]

Personally I Feel Baer would be the best dad, and Rob would be a weird uncle that you see. often

[@joaquinbarbosa3904]

Swahili is 100% spoken on Argentina. Can confirm

[@brandonbevill3357]

as far as sinvicta goes, i think this one comment said it best: he's like that one friend that is the cool dad in a Christian rock band, but he's... kinda peculiar at times. edit: oh right, it was "demands everybody at the table prays and is easily triggered by a swear" or something like that.

[@coachlelund9264]

Speaking of bad team names, I named my fantasy hockey team Sticks out 4 Harambe.

[@voxlvalyx]

If you want to sharpen your mind in terms of conversion, switch to 24 hour time. It actually makes doing math from AM to PM easier, which is something that confuses a lot of people. Also, it's a pretty good conversation starter.

[@4rmDEC2FRE]

so happy they're playing isaac

[@ShaneCasserly]

I want to see you play hearthstone too man

[@MaxTedium]

Rob's at it again. "La Commedia" or the "Comedy" was the original name of the opera; but the populus and other well known writers began to call it "The Divine Comedy" because of its quality and importance. But as Malf pointed out the poem is divided in three parts that were published at different times, first "Inferno", then "Purgatorio", end in the end "Paradiso".

[@michaelalfox]

Sometimes I try to help.

[@JackNHoffa]

Ah, another NLSS. Lots of shit going on in my life. Not really cheering me up, but it's helping a lot. Always nice to see these...

[@SiegeGilhotine]

ultimate chicken horse changed so much

[@injuryman]

*talks about something for 30 some minutes* "We've only been talking about it for like 9 minutes!"

[@SamHoyekGuitar]

Think about playing Isaac on the nintendo switch tho. You can take it anywhere.

[@MicoDossun]

tbh the most exciting thing about the thought of Isaac on the Switch is the fact that the switch uses D buttons not a D Pad. I can't play Isaac on a system with a D Pad because I need to press three of the four WASD buttons at once to properly play Isaac

[@Heavyfireee]

+Sam Hoyek I already play it on my 3ds

[@htaed23]

Sam Hoyek but it's already on PSP and he already owns that.

[@htaed23]

Sam Hoyek plus I doubt it will ever be on Nintendo unless it's heavily censored

[@SamHoyekGuitar]

Obvious _Product_Placement It's already on 3ds

[@Telsun78]

lol... back in my computer class the most I did was make the solitare folder hidden so it wouldn't be deleted (I did tell the teacher at the end of the year though).

[@gokuss15]

Nick that's not a myth, when my girlfriend was little she dressed up her cat as a vampire for halloween and somebody kicked him and he died. Bring your pets inside for Halloween because kids are fucking assholes.

[@canichangemynamenowawyeah4621]

Josh Callejas how'd you know a kid did it?

[@gokuss15]

Can I change my name now? Aw yeah I don't mean a small child, I mean like a high school kid. The ones who fuck shit up because they're too old to trick or treat but too awkward to wear slutty costumes to parties and drunkenly fuck each other.

[@canichangemynamenowawyeah4621]

Josh Callejas idk pretty sure high schoolers are the ones who wear slutty costumes and drunkenly fuck each other. Same as the ones in college

[@gokuss15]

Can I change my name now? Aw yeah nah, the weird school shootery kids don't go to parties. Regardless, my point is that there's fuckin' assholes out there who will murder your pets. Bring them inside on Halloween.

[@canichangemynamenowawyeah4621]

Josh Callejas oh, well it's just that ive seen many cases of the ones who fuck shit up and do what idiots do best. Being stupid

[@zeemod1556]

Can "Pictures of Trains" be drac's next animation pls XD ?

[@HorrorHoarder]

the fact that he won't reach 700k suns is just a running meme now.

[@DuSlothster]

I was just about to sleep! Jk, it's 5am and I have a fucked sleep schedule

[@jamesisadinosaur]

I'll be honest NL, i've had a shit weekend. Thankyou so much for making it so much better

[@treyhova1183]

Im surprised that noone put "The NLSS" for future poop.(Also, holy shit, Rob won.)

[@mightisugestaginaskul-gunf2738]

Shall we gather for fights and vomit tonight?

[@trash2958]

Paranoid Android Indeed I believe so

[@oliverbedier4255]

Paranoid Android i cant remember what this reference is

[@annalocker1187]

Nameless User to much fights and vomit

[@hippomantube]

You must have lost your honor then.

[@MrObviousFace]

My Austin Powers experience as a kid was only Goldmember. So I fucking love it.

[@Shadowswillm]

Anyone else unable to see Golf With Friends? When I over over the game on the timeline it shows up but when its playing there isn't anything but a black screen.

[@Sethgtb100]

No cobalt, I'm officially watching the whole thing!!

[@Keisuki]

Pinturillo for the winturillo

[@GivenFailure]

I trick-or-treated later than normal because my friend had younger siblings.

[@ThePsychoCake]

Mathematically 20% should like winter the most? Since when do we have 5 seasons?

[@axelskull]

Summary of FeelsBadMan: the game How many people are happily married and earn 100k+ a year doing a job they love? "thats gotta be like 2%?" 29% "WHAATT"

[@TheMonroe654]

You know somehow I figured that NL would be oddly passionate about the world badminton. Somehow.

[@pixelbug2293]

I have a craving for murder party

[@Maloolz]

For the money event in Trivia Murder Party I don't think game theory really applies. I mean, it doesn't take in consideration the fact that in Trivia Murder Party you'll most likely be placed in the same situation with the same person more than once. So in Rob's case, since everyone KNOWS he's going to pick to take the money they're always going to go for the money too, meaning that he always dies no matter what. In everyone else's case, if all goes according to plan, they'll at least come out alive which is what really matters the most in this game. Regular game theory doesn't apply here because of that, it only works the first time.

[@MrMonneybottoms]

i paused and witnessed live snake birth. I HAD NO IDEA

[@MrMortitionable]

bad-mint-on

[@Bounsingonbongos1]

wait malf is fox..

[@Bounsingonbongos1]

when you don't realise it's an acronym

[@raresul18]

he's also mike. shit's nuts

[@buck_6818]

Racist Bassist can I be your bummer drummer

[@buck_6818]

Racist Bassist can I be your bummer drummer

[@Z_Twe12e]

Took me some time to realize this as well.

[@TheMonroe654]

Also NL should resurrect the spreadsheet / word document / whatever you wanna call it for golf

[@fordemerit5734]

excel word spreadsheet document.

[@doomsdaysujay]

Thats a good docket right there

[@fordemerit5734]

right there, right there.

[@omicronalpha8827]

What is this spooky trivia murder party hiding between guesspionage and golf?

[@henryross7547]

OCTOBER 27 IS THE NEW PICTURES OF TRAINS DAY AND ALSO MY BIRTHDAY

[@oliverbedier4255]

Henry Ross I hope you get many trains! Also happy birthday for like 3-4 days from now depending on where you live

[@Thunderstrike462]

Get ready to work for all your pictures of trains. Also happy birthday.

[@cormacosp9066]

The sport of badminton has its origins in ancient civilisations in Europe and Asia. The ancient game known as battledore (bat or paddle) and shuttlecock probably originated more than 2000 years ago. In the 1600s Battledore and Shuttlecock was an upper class pastime in England and many European countries.

[@xyrmaxyrma5357]

I am sinvicta. No cats and no chicken wings allowed

[@michaelalfox]

He also hates ham on pizza.

[@VeryEvilGM]

+michaelalfox You know the video where he mentions his dislike for chicken wings is?

[@sadfacehappyfacelove]

NL's math skills are exceptional

[@sirpoglington]

"There's people fuckin with cats? Just leave the cat alone!"

[@Genbeat1]

He didn't draw a cube, it was just a super far away wall in a room.

[@xTYYSHx]

You guys are the best.

[@rokitiger]

NL you should play Killing Room on the show, mostly because it has twitch support for viewer voting to give you buffs or debuffs

[@LordHypnos4]

m is the slope, b is the y-intercept. y = mx + b or y1 - y2 = m(x1 - x2)

[@Sawowner]

the slope of a quadratic equation is its derivative... so the slope of ax2+bx+c is 2ax+b.

[@assiaisindegyara4905]

Does canada not have the sushi trains that go around

[@M31n1k0v]

I too got old lady pennies for Halloween back in the day

[@DafyddWillz]

Strangely my first word was apparently "Golau" which is Welsh for "Light", and I pointed to a light bulb when I did it.

[@Frizz22]

Great docket, keep it up bois

[@Fpeyro]

I was real sad when i saw no isaac on docket then they played isaac thank egg

[@wilcritt]

I'm a little behind on the NLSSs but I'm going to say this just in case you see it, but at my high school, we have coding classes. Right now as a freshman, I'm taking an AP computer science class which basically means I get college credit for learning about computers, binary, programming, etc.

[@alexthompson2162]

When did UCH become a rouge like shooter?

[@malchelo-7627]

I only knew the New York neighborhood question because of The Division.

[@ReticentTraveler]

NL, we already live in a post-Harambe world.

[@Illeina_d]

They should play guesspionage and then alongside that draw an accurate representation of what they think their average audience member looks like. Just have a blank room then add after each question eg library card, harry potter collection

[@JasonDeAthenrye]

As a former sushi chef, we don't wash the boats unless they get moldy or the dishwashers new. Its too annoying and it screws up the finish. And you pay for the boat, but its up to the place whether you pay more or less than individual.

[@SuperGrizzled]

ok ive tried to pass out to this but I swear ive heard the sinvicta chicken convo towards the beginning before

[@isaachore9142]

"Each country should be able to celebrate it's pride once per year" *Gets rid of St. Patrick's Day* eggggggggg

[@goro158]

I think he means in countries that are not Ireland, because people that are not even Irish use it as an excuse to get heavily drunk and make a lot of mess...

[@robertstenzel8455]

This docket is a pretty solid B+.

[@brandonbevill3357]

hurray, timing!

[@NearoC]

Being 1 inch is INFINITELY better than being 50 feet. Like at least you could fit into some places you wouldn't otherwise, what're you gonna do being 50 feet? Step on someone? Get shot by the government? Also NL is fuuuucking crazy, like 80% of people I know like winter best, are Canadian winters really that bad? Summer is the worst all the way.

[@nathanvandennieuwenhuize8097]

U upload like 5 different series per day, are u crazy man wow are u working for youtube and playing video games 24/7? 😧

[@SoulofaGamer]

You got saved by that 6 room NL. LOL!

[@keocarlton1426]

M is slope B is y intercept the equation for y is y=mx+b

[@ZaxploitationFilms]

When will Rob realise that Trivia Murder Party isn't the Prisoner's Dilemma and game theory doesn't apply in this situation.

[@hollycardinal5294]

Isaac instead of Ultimate Chicken Horse? riot in the streets.

[@buck_6818]

Dude I live in northern Alberta and winter is my favourite season

[@ArcasCorricol]

why the hell does nl still think mysterious liquid is a damage up?

[@UndeadMystic]

Solid Docket

[@xxcobencxx]

Dude I've gone a whole summer barefoot and no one would serve me food. So now I wear the closest thing to barefoot, toms

[@KAGEFOREEVER]

this video was "alright"!

[@chadtopia]

lol MalfWash? :)

[@michaelalfox]

You gonna buy some? It's gravy flavoured.

[@chadtopia]

Its very possible if its mint gravy! I suppose its a better option than MALF flavoured. You going to release some aftershave maybe? what would you call it? :)

[@brandonbevill3357]

nl, you were talking about Nintendo for at least 30 mins, as of 1:07:00.... plz stawp.

[@brandonbevill3357]

Sunwell Cleanser okay, it was until 1:02:00 or something, my phone's messing up.

[@noah5459]

Play more overwatch plz, even if only on nlss

[@brywnbray1382]

Did Rob just say that "In civ 5 it was straight up monument first." ... WAT? Meta has been scout first for like a year. :P

[@qyuburt2796]

Being European is great, I've never had to do taxes, most years I get a lump sum back in overpaid.

[@voxlvalyx]

Wait, do you mean literally not having to do anything with taxes, or just not having to pay? Cause most adults in my area get back a hefty refund rather than having to pay at a loss. Even people low-paying jobs tend to at the very least break even and not have to pay out of pocket. That being said, I live in the 31st wealthiest state with a poverty level of 16.2%, so maybe the really poor states don't get as lucky.

[@qyuburt2796]

Ailuri Not having to do anything, it's all handled automatically.

[@brandonbevill3357]

QyuBurt yea, but you like post-millenium Eddie Murphy movies.... eww.

[@voxlvalyx]

***** Shit, that's awesome.