Northernlion Plays Dicey Dungeons For A Bit: Disaster [26/?]

[@darthbunnyvader700]

Pray for all the wasted 6s not put in Ray Gun

[@SeemsLegitKid]

every time egg doesn't put a six into raygun I shed a tear...

[@Velomarke]

I’ve lost track of how many fights he could have ended a turn sooner if he’d just put the 6 into ray gun rather than passing turn.

[@PrettierNPastel]

I just hurt

[@FiveCrazyGamer]

Im i wrong or does he always miss calculate the dmg he can do if he get 2s and 4s because in this scenario he put 4 in to plasma blaster and 2s he left on the board but if he would put 4s in to ray gun and the 2s in plasma blaster he would do 5 dmg?

[@AnsonLoable]

20:52 eggggggg plz

[@emopenguins1]

I LITERALLY just went to the comments to make sure I wasnt the only one wondering what he was doing.

[@cpeterso]

Pro tip: game is easier if you use your sixes

[@Isee-vn4go]

6 can go into ray gun...

[@edyta6217]

It was so upsetting seeing NL complaining how bad RNG is for him and at the same time he has just simply refused to use sixes for ray gun, which would saved him some HP and won few the battles.

[@knmrt2760]

The usual blindness... In his head it's max 5 so he thinks it can't be used...

[@sunnywaffles]

23:40 NL "you know we need to roll over a 3 in order to get Ray gun to work to begin with" Me baffled "like a six?"

[@KG-uj7xy]

1. If you're frustrated with episode 4, just play ep 5. 2. The real value of autoroll is information, not 5 damage at the end. If you autoroll before using your dice, you know what you can work with. 3. If you have 4 and 2, use 2 in plasma blaster and 4 in ray gun, don't put 4s automatically into plasma blaster. 4. 6s go into ray gun...

[@arrowtongue]

how does NL internalize that he needs "three or over" for raygun but yet not that he can but sixes into raygun??? my only guess is the max 5 of plasma blaster gets stuck in his head and he applies it to raygun too but still, I don't understand

[@CommandLineVulpine]

I think he also got used to Buster Sword being the best place for a 6

[@ALittleMessi]

It's mostly your dice algorithm brother. The misplays will end you in these episodes

[@halfwing3306]

And the fact that he constantly 'saves' his special abilities when he's about to take a bunch of damage and can get something off of. He's always had issues with that so far, and its MUCH more common for him to refuse to use or horribly misuse the robots jackpot. just use it. if you are gonna take ~5 damage and its not a level up fight where you can't possibly lose. its ALWAYS worth using, when its gonna charge up anyway. even for just 1 heal. its worth it.

[@seanflannery4086]

The ray gun misplays. MY EYES!

[@mathiascrum]

love the show, keep it up, please read ray gun

[@johnklosterman7437]

I think the poor egg got it ;(

[@panta_rhei.26]

NL, in all seriousness, I love this series through all its misplays, its a top tier game for the channel and I hope the constant nitpicking doesn't get the better of you. We all love the series

[@ALittleMessi]

Except the nitpicking is him saying he can't use a 6 but literally his starting equipment can use it

[@panta_rhei.26]

@@ALittleMessi The tilt was real. What can you do

[@rikeyjo22]

NL something you are missing is efficient usage of your Ultimate ability. If you don't start using it proactively (E.G. use it as soon as you have it, if you know you are going to get hit), you will never be able to clear stage 4 with any character. Also, always go for guaranteed damage over RNG things... Specially with the robot. Don't try to go for maximum usage of abilities... go for guaranteed damage

[@IkEisawesome7]

Ricardo Gonzalez This is not true. Definitely use it frequently, but knowing when to save it is important. If I'm against an enemy I know will beat the christ out of me, sure I'll ult. But I'm not gonna risk it if I know that the next combat is when I'll need it more

[@rikeyjo22]

@@IkEisawesome7 tell me how many times have you lost in episode 4 or 6, and maybe I could believe what you are saying. By the way I've only lost 3 times, and I've already completed all of them. Many first try

[@IkEisawesome7]

Ricardo Gonzalez Aside from the witch, I've completed MOST on my first try. Never lost warrior, lost once as thief, numerous as robot, once as inventor, numerous as witch in episode 1 and one one after, and never as jester.

[@IkEisawesome7]

Ricardo Gonzalez I felt my only way to win as robot was to get an upgraded cheat code. He just feels too weak to me.

[@dragonx23123]

He's cleared stage 4 many times though??

[@larrydigger461]

11:45 nl pls just slow down and think my man. There is one (1) single thing that can be done with that six.

[@DocDoesGamingTV]

I just accidentally ended a promising Streets of Rogue run by doing something incredibly stupid, so I'm coming here seeking validation

[@scylla_39]

I feel you, accidentally punched a barell

[@TaggedByTim]

@@scylla_39 how

[@DocDoesGamingTV]

@@scylla_39 a thief stole my cigarettes, so I hit them with an axe, knocked them into the wall and there was a generator right behind that Reverse galaxy brain moment

[@scylla_39]

@@DocDoesGamingTV lmao you got rekt. And I was trying to neutralise my target he turned the corner and there was a barrel. My brain just instinctively tried to hit the dude. I blew up

[@BirdRaiserE]

@@DocDoesGamingTV I hate thieves, man. I love playing them but they honestly only get worse the farther you go, peaking at area 4. Dang ole' manhole covers.....

[@ktktktktktktkt]

10:37 "it's never gonna get better than that" except if you put the 6 in raygun and then roll a 5 like you did, you deal 8 damage as opposed to the 6 you actually dealt :)

[@ultimateprogamer5843]

I know I'm not the only one to mention this but you can put a 6 into Raygun you missed so much damage because of it.

[@JadedJragon]

All the comments asking for a different game. I’m sittin here excited for a new dicey dungeons stilllll :D

[@LuckiBelly]

I don't see any comments asking for a different game

[@JadedJragon]

passtheboof a lot of people asking for children or morta

[@JadedJragon]

Lot of the earlier comments.

[@biffwellington7577]

Well a missing upload is uncharacteristic of NL. I'm not asking for morta, but I do wonder where it is.

[@Anthony-nt2bb]

Why does egg think sixes don’t work on ray gun

[@TheBioRules]

Cause Egg can't tell the difference between a min and a max.

[@panta_rhei.26]

I thought maybe it was because he kept misreading it as "Max 3" but he obviously knows how to put 4's and 5's in. No idea

[@solh0029]

Because he sees "max 5" on plasma blaster so his brain connects the two as "ok I need 3-5 on these equipment"

[@150booyadragon]

@@TheBioRules start of the episode he used 6's a few times.

[@IncomingNumbers]

Don't be grossed out by Mouth Sounds, it's a great album.

[@Nicktals]

Dude these are the toughest episodes and you arent even reading your starting equipment. Ray gun is minimum 3. 6 is bigger than 3. Maybe just do the parallel universe eps, you'll like those after this torture lol.

[@godlyvex5543]

I think parallel universe is one of the cooler challenges.

[@BlackSheepDream]

Is this series going to end like Baba Is You? Where it gets too tough to the point where Enelle has no fun anymore

[@GDVa]

BlackSheepDream Enell?

[@gingermlg]

@@GDVa En Ell. NL.

[@GDVa]

Ginger MLG I know why say enelle tho

[@TheShut1]

@@GDVa Because it's fun and it's one of his nicknames?

[@MsLWinter]

I mean, read your stuff, Egg. Min 3. You can put your 4s and 5s and 6s in it! You can use it three times. Oh, man. So painful.

[@tricks177]

I love the "holding on to Autoroll and never using it despite taking enough damage every turn to refill it" strat. Really think that's going to get him the win eventually

[@150booyadragon]

I know this sounds aggressive but you're making these way harder than they need to be by misplaying almost every turn with both Thief and Robot. You keep sacking small amounts of damage here and there with both characters, and robot you're straight up not doing 3 damage constantly with 6's. And that Rose fight....

[@Ronin11111111]

You REALLY need to keep in mind what item does what type of damage. Ray gun is a FIXED VALUE, Buster Sword is DICE VALUE.

[@Draukagrissah]

My gf and I both play DD and after a combined fifty hours we're 100% certain that harder episodes have harsher deterministic rolls. Lady Luck being a bitch.

[@ShaunCullen]

"Waddaya gonna do?! Can't do anything with a six!"

[@burninghotice911]

I hope you keep playing this game I found your channel because of this game and have been enjoying it ever since

[@Biosquid239]

theres alot of different series you can catch up/find. I really like his playthrough of heavy rain for a different type of game if you are interested

[@TheSemicolon7]

8:44 is a truly remarkable play.

[@convoyxd6268]

I was screaming egg boy

[@Cargohold]

The egg is tilted because he keeps losing to “rng”, I’m tilted because the egg can’t read. *Ray gun:* MIN 3, deals 3 dmg. *Egghead:* “I can’t use the 6’s >.

[@nucoweiwers]

My man stop using buster sword before busting it has bust in the name

[@supershadow2021]

Holy shit I just thought it was an ff reference for no reason I'm idiot

[@GoodbyeCeci]

20:55 except you can

[@MrMpa31]

I sense the end of this series. NL blaming the game instead of his incompetence.

[@TheMasterMakarov]

30 Minutes of NL tilt this SHOULD BE GOLD STANDARD FOR EVERY EPISODE

[@DarkSageWalker]

I don't know how many people have already said this, but you can put any six rolled into Ray Gun. Read the card. It requires MINIMUM of a three. That could be saving you in these episodes.

[@gurderguile9258]

Fun math fact, 6>3 therefore 6 works for min 3

[@galtroark]

Please don’t give up. This is peak entertainment. Loving the series.

[@fw9954]

Hey NL, I found the episodes 5 all a lot easier, so maybe give yourself a little break from episode 4 in order to avoid frustration. Still loving the series!

[@DaCaLsTa7777]

I love the fact Egg Salad here almost threw by not using his 2 for Mechanical Arm against Alchemist

[@Durzaka]

Help, my poor egg is scrambled. By the third run he just lost all reason I kinda felt bad. Basically forgot he could put 6s into Raygun. Dont blame him after how tilted he was, but that was painful.

[@trappychan]

Ryab: "I don't know what I'm doing wrong." Everyone in the comments: "Here's 100 misplays you've made on this episode and also some extra tips.") Ryab: "I'm getting so many useless dice." Everyone in the comments: "This is what we've been trying to tell you..." Ryab: "I guess there's nothing I can do it's all just down to luck, I just get unlucky dice my enemies get good dice I die there's nothing I can do :/ just luck. What do you even do with a 6 lol" Everyone in the comments: uncontrollable screaming

[@evansageser6943]

Quite honestly it's somewhat disheartening for my man to discover something that most people could understand, that being despite professing his love for the Robot, it really is one of his worse classes.

[@jamma246]

_"there was nothing we could do"_ MINIMUM 3

[@TheDemonDavey]

that low morale frustration causing sooo many misplays. Slow down brotha

[@jonathanarnold3768]

Take a shot every time egg chooses not to use ray gun and complains about it

[@JordanBl]

NL: "Nobody rolls good!" Me, about to roll dice to determine character alignments: "Guess I just flip coins instead?"

[@jacobkeller863]

The “This game is too easy comments” are really starting to bite him in the butt.

[@trzynasty909]

Also the "I'm the greatest gamer alive" are biting him a bit with ALL THOSE SIXES AAAAAAAA

[@wewillalleatglass]

I wanted to put together a quick cheat sheet for the cracked egg. Min number means that you can only use the number and the numbers above ie Min 3 means you can use only 3 4 5 and 6. Max number means you can only use the number and the numbers below ie Max 5 means you can use 5 4 3 2 and 1. Odds are the numbers 1 3 and 5. Evens are the numbers 2 4 and 6. The end turn button means you end your turn so if you still have playable equipment you should play it before you end turn. This is just a bit of a goof to pretend you have a smooth brain but i know as a fan for a long time when you get tilted you just stop reading correctly and misplay hardcore. Keep it up we all want to see you succeed, just think things through and youll at least come closer to winning.

[@Psycho5275]

"A lot of people are grossed out by mouth sounds." Weird I love that album

[@Polaris5664]

Reads title Uh oh, I think I know what happens.

[@UNOwenWasMe]

Finally the justice of misplays got back to you. CONTINUE BEING BAD EGGMAN

[@schusarge7521]

I am loving the Dicey Dungeons! Keep it up my dude!

[@Moley1Moleo]

Many times you didn't leave floor 1 with the Limit break ready, despite the fact you can charge it by taking damage freely on the second enemy.

[@KorpolaKorpla]

No, I'm pretty sure Buster Sword is the literal opposite of "the thinking man's choice"

[@warreneto]

Oh boy i have to be there when nl finds out you can put 6s in ray gun, I gotta see the look on his face.

[@Slayer750]

What happened to everyone saying this game is too easy?

[@ALittleMessi]

It's still easy. He just really sucks. Hard to beat a game when you don't use a 6 in equipment that uses 6

[@yeighseph1976]

NL: man, the robot sucks. Me: No sir, you suck

[@nachoman4ever]

You guys, a lot of the times where he died and using ray gun with sixes wouldn't have mattered at any point. Not saying he shouldn't but the game did dick him down a decent chunk and some of those misplays didn't really matter.

[@DjAirsurfer]

Round 4 is probably the hardest round in Dicey Dungeons, even small misplays and/or bad rolls will really screw you

[@Quimper111]

First run was unwinnable (which is always the hallmark of a game that has issues)

[@Ronin11111111]

Ok, the Marshmallow fight wasn't your fault, that's BS

[@IkEisawesome7]

4:40 You can see the exact moment the run was lost Edit: In my personal experience, winning as the robot after episode 2 literally required cheat code. So I guess, do that or lose?

[@ALittleMessi]

Or use your 6s in Ray gun

[@IkEisawesome7]

Johnathon Abbott Topical meme, but ray gun is borderline worthless. Using half my CPU to deal 3 damage isn't my favorite

[@wargen8121]

if you want to count the missplays, just count 26 times 60 and add 5

[@furballphillip]

Dicey Dungeons with an extra side of dicey.

[@ktktktktktktkt]

Does NL understand how ray gun works? No wonder he keeps losing xD

[@lilwage6910]

NL you ALWAYS use your ult, since you're most likely taking enough damage every turn to recharge the ult

[@2chatterbo]

FYI, Misophonia is a diagnosable condition for people who feel almost physical pain from mouth noises~

[@ChevyGodOfChevyism]

9:50 my mans handyman really just gave him the mercy

[@EricS53]

Can't wait for the parallel universe rounds, this egg is going to be so scrambled.

[@beatlesrol456]

How did eggman get so far in life without ever opening his eyes or using his brain

[@convoyxd6268]

In his second try he was so secretly tilted.

[@KelrictheMinion]

Every Six not being played tiltes off the face of the planet. He even says that you have to roll higher then a 3 to get ray gun to work. *facepalm* Quick get him a V8!

[@WebweaverFiller]

The tweet about waking up in a cold sweat over ray gun makes so much sense now that I've watched this. Thanks for the dicey eggman

[@sydneysadler9341]

Don't feel too bad. I've been having the hardest time with episode 4 of the robot. Using shield has definitely gotten me further, but rng still makes it difficult. At least I finished the inventor's episode 4 while detilting myself from this challenge.

[@affablegiraffable]

This is really imprecise but I think most rolls with the robot are going to be low purely because low rolls take longer to fill up the cpu. Like for example if you roll all ones that's like 11 dice but if your roll 6s that's only 2

[@Marzipaniv]

"I don't need perfect rolls to be happy" Man I have some bad news about Dicey Dungeons episodes 4 and 6...

[@Velomarke]

T R ehhh. 6 is fine. 6 hard mode is brutal.

[@alexanderwales7870]

Episode 4 is my least favorite, in part because it's more luck dependent, and in part because it doesn't feel as fair or interesting as the others.

[@smerhawk]

"i don't know where I'm going wrong" *literally makes an error a minute and a half into the video.*

[@twilight4everEC1212]

that alchemist fight was a big yikes from me

[@panta_rhei.26]

I love NL's strategy of never even attempting to use Ultima Weapon

[@GDVa]

Hopplar I think he got it once and he did ok with it

[@shanadir]

How could something called Ultima Weapon be any good though?

[@ShaunCullen]

I feel bad for this, but finally seeing NL go on extreme bad luck run is pretty satisfying after having my own runs of bad luck on the earlier episodes, only to seem him get win after win after win. Was beginning to think he had an early build of the game that had some favorable RNG. Nope, he's at the mercy of the dice just like all of us. What can you expect, Dicey Dungeons is a slot machine; a slot machine with some neat mechanics and user interactions, but a slot machine none the less.

[@TripleGia]

Oh my god I actually caught one of these early, let's goooooo

[@EveloGrave]

I didnt know Min 3 meant 3, 4, and 5. Anything 6 and above though, nope that's less than 3.

[@AB1indmoose]

Does NL Read the comments anymore? i know some are toxic but just a peak at some of them would really help his play style

[@MissJoycex3]

Morgan Lewis He rarely reads comments. Tweet him if you really have something to say

[@NeoBoneGirl]

Getting slay the spire A20 flashbacks

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

*26 minutes* *profusely sweating*

[@macfen9491]

This may seem uncalled for, but where's Children of Morta? is it coming at like 12 pm? anyways, I enjoy the new game choices!

[@scylla_39]

I'm still on mourning streets of rogue 😥

[@DocDoesGamingTV]

He said he was too busy on Twitter, so there won't be one today sadly

[@macfen9491]

Thanks for the clarification...

[@michaelgibbons7014]

LET'S GO D I C E Y I S N I C E Y

[@ravaana7093]

Ryab... My, man... Ray gun says "Min of 3" you skipped placing sixes into that no less than five times!!!!!!!!!! On multiple runs.... Six FITS IN RAY GUN!

[@layluubelle]

NL i love you and i love your content and i love dicey dungeons but you really gotta slow down and catch these misplays cus it hurts to witness you speed up and play worse as the tilt settles in :c

[@johnklosterman7437]

Nl isn't believing in the heart of the dice!

[@nathangalbraith9227]

EDIT: Please don't ice the series, it's phenomenal, it's just so hard to not call things like that out in the comments. Be well egg father. EGG. 6 is higher than 3, therefore you can put a 6 (a dice with six pips on it) into raygun (a piece of equipment that accepts any value 3 or higher).

[@wyvern274]

I was audibly angry when you put the 6 into buster sword

[@szeplevente88]

Oh man the tilt was real in this episode

[@StevenThomasGaming]

Is it me or does he waste a ton of 6s. Like it's minimum 3 right? So that's 3 damage he skips so many times.

[@proven22x52]

That's the way the dice rolls

[@LockpickGamer]

The Episode title checks out alright.

[@TheRealPunkachu]

How did I stumble into an omelette making tutorial?

[@laxur1312]

I think episode 4 with anything other than the warrior is too hard and luck dependant

[@rikeyjo22]

This is true for the inventor and witch. I don't agree for the thief, warrior, robot and jester