You never attempt something like this at the end of stream (HITMAN)

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[@infinitesquarez]

Agent 47, for this mission you will be disguised as combination salmonella and campylobacter.

[@liamharney4997]

+2

[@zoom3184]

We do know this: They are bald, they have glasses, they have no ears. We also know that the target enjoys The Binding of Isaac, and they see themselves as a cyclist. Good luck, 47.

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

@@zoom3184 You forgot that they are also a foodie and drink water.

[@CommandLineVulpine]

This implies Agent 47 is a tape worm named Little Ceasar

[@shovelkun2437]

good thing 47 was being controlled by NL when he went for that guy using salmonella and campylobacter

[@bafoonboy3128]

0:01 Me trying to remember my grocery list, then remembering I could use a new tool

[@ChaoticPaper]

+2

[@michaelstevens5467]

+2

[@phnxsu]

+17

[@diegoperafan2768]

+2

[@mrkaboomsenior5752]

+2

[@astreinerboi]

"As someone who had salmonella and campylobacter ..." Ah shit here we go again

[@Centrifuze]

@@astreinerboi OH. GOOD. **THIS** OLD CHESTNUT...

[@EDoyl]

Man, he knows *that* the briefcase lets you smuggle an item past security, but he doesn't know *how* it does. Honestly, they should have just had the frisk stops not check inside your briefcase at all, that's how it worked with the crates in blood money and it's not like placing the briefcase on the ground before getting frisked is any more realistic than guards not checking it during the frisk. If they're going to have the briefcase smuggle be a loading screen tip, the game should just let you do it without having to figure out what unintuitive thing they actually meant. Like, dropping the briefcase doesn't even work it has to be a capslock place.

[@TheSandvichTrials]

I played a lot of hitman and I never even realised this was a thing

[@WollyChaps]

An entry into the Simultaneous salmonella/campylobacter saga in 2024 is insane dude.

[@b1rdBniCE]

One of the reasons I love the hitman series is because I love watching NL get better at games. Plus the banter is peak.

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

How many times has he failed since starting this again? I was curious, because he seems so much better or at a minimum appears to be.

[@ConnorEverything1997]

this dude is NOT getting better at hitman, hate to break it

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

@@ConnorEverything1997 haha oh ok.

[@DeathByRabbit]

I am here for the Hitman for what little time we have it.

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

NL is the reason I bought this game and put 300 hours into Freelancer mode before trying out the first campaign mission.

[@mrirror2277]

i was thinking campaign then freelancer but it seems not? 😆

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

@@mrirror2277 Yeah, I just really liked the idea of Freelancer, I like a lot of RogueLike/Lites and man did I get addicted. haha Just an incredibly fun mode and game. EDIT: I feel like I got it mostly because how dumb NL was playing and I was like...I got to try this. And it was super hard at first haha.

[@SplurginSergeon]

Guys guys, he's only been playing it for 3 years, you can't expect him to know basic game mechanics yet

[@ChaoticPaper]

He continuously gets the best Sapienza spawn and not only doesn't take the disguise that let's you go anywhere, but also doesn't destroy the surveillance recorder and instead opts to shoot the camera with a loud gun. 3 streams in a row.

[@nickburose8286]

honestly man i blame hitman 1 chat gaslighting him into thinking that using mission waypoints is a form of cheating instead of literal the bare basics of learning how the map works

[@bobbob679]

It is really hard to watch him do something that creates suspicion and instead of walking away for 15 seconds, he stands there and asks the guards why they are upset. I think he plays dumb for the content. He plays worse as his cutoff time for streaming approaches as well.

[@TheSandvichTrials]

He lost a lot of map knowledge in-between the break he took playing this game for sure

[@extralyfe]

​@TheSandvichTrials watching NL keep orbiting the Marrakesh parking garage for exits when the stairs up to his target are in the middle structure was rough.

[@Centrifuze]

NL, don't THROW the briefcase. Set it down (using Caps Lock, like you learned), get Frisked, then once you're cleared, pick up the briefcase and move on.

[@devinwolf6459]

We are hitman guys of course we are baldmaxing

[@double_w6512]

1:24 this dude is dripped out, man! Are you seeing this?!

[@d4670]

9:45 it’s crazy that subway is actually enjoyable when you haven’t got someone whining in your ear about how bad it is

[@craftybast]

So glad the Hitman videos are back.

[@jamesg4460]

It's kinda funny that running from security check works so well. If someone bolts from an ID check at a bar, we remember that dude forever lol

[@Jeff_Auger]

I haven't smoked in years and I took a couple drags minutes ago. I pop on and find this. First two minutes pass and realize this is the best way to watch NL

[@Jeff_Auger]

Now I'm at 14:25. Honestly, is this the best episode on this channel?

[@Jeff_Auger]

My name is Jeff and I've been clean [of Subway sandwiches] for more than 10 years.

[@Jeff_Auger]

20:26

[@h3rteby]

Try that "throwing the briefcase over the security checkpoint" strategy at an airport and see if they think you're sus :P

[@Matthew-nz7pz]

Some legendary throws

[@roostangarar]

2:45 When the game itself thinks NL is yapping too much

[@danser_theplayer01]

Oh I remember some gas station burgers were 3-4 times better than at mcdonalds.

[@DrGrombles]

Pobelly prices for subway is maniacal, eggman has a point

[@kentloucks5301]

All the subways in my town are shutting down or already closed due to lack of influx of customers and bad management

[@RecliningWhale]

Having been a service worker myself, whether or not a pen and pad is necessary depends on the location, amount of concurrent customers, and the service worker's memory. What does NL think our group chats look like? I get he has a legion of strawmen but I didn't get that one. Mine are full of nerd talk, food pics, life updates, and pictures of our cats.

[@jonathanriehle789]

They got suspicious because he still had an illegal item from the last run - the Bertoli Gun

[@JohnyScissors]

I need to get a shoehorn

[@Cgreen123]

Idk man I had a sandwich from Subway that was wet. Like the whole sandwich was soggy. I still ate it like a dumbass cause I was hungry but I had a bad stomachache the next day.

[@julesburke5996]

Everytime I think of subway all I can see is jarred.

[@grat7323]

It's crazy to think that maca, neg, and peppe are all ronis

[@Wiggywoo1977]

What would you call Oscar the Grouch's home then.

[@88Diamonds]

The only place I have ever had food poisoning was from Subway

[@diegolagos2341]

Hello, do you think the game releases a patch so that instead of placing the syringe on the back, it can be placed on the neck? that animation looks very ugly on the back

[@josephvojtech8713]

I love you ❤

[@grayboxcar6031]

New York City just raw dogs their trash without cans?

[@litapd311]

literally yes. there's piles of trash bags outside buildings

[@bradyspencer]

My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

[@flounderflounder6833]

9:44

[@johnday2971]

We're Hitman guys...

[@LowviewFN]

W

[@ConnorEverything1997]

how is he so bad at this game. hes getting worse

[@sathrielsatanson]

Damn, Canada is pretty based. I did not know it has malls where people strip :D

[@Bedogg25]

1 minute and I’m the only one here?

[@Bedogg25]

33 seconds