So, the first indication that this was horror was that NL continually refers to what must CLEARLY be buffalo sauce pizza as "barbecue" sauce.... that's horror, right? I mean, I was horrified every time
@JesseSep.Ай бұрын
@@AF-zp4ud6 slices
@coolboyyo654Ай бұрын
the creature
@bottlesaltsАй бұрын
i'm going to call dominos and tell them to put three olives in the northeast quadrant of my pizza
@emmaeilefsen7214Ай бұрын
you fail to realize you could do a lot worse (none pizza, left beef)
@reagansido58238 күн бұрын
And then you get the pizza but it's been rotated 90 degrees so you request a refund for getting the toppings wrong.
@YerrrrrrrrrrАй бұрын
The man can name every movie in existence but can’t slice a pizza into six pieces
@the_father8520Ай бұрын
the shapes are his hatman
@sol_in.victusАй бұрын
Chill he's a wordcell he's not a shape rotator
@RozKounelakionАй бұрын
Yeah right a guy like that doesn't exi- CEREAL
@NoireDustАй бұрын
21:45 The medieval serf I kidnapped ordering at the Subway
@hasard213Ай бұрын
Holy +2
@plusonedexАй бұрын
+2
@Michael-qy5wcАй бұрын
As a genre, existential horror is underserved and I think this is a great entry into the category. It's like a gamefied version of a job that would be barely tolerable but made worse, by having you man all stations at once and spending your tip money on essential equipment for a business you don't own, no doubt lured by lofty promises of an unofficial promotion to assistant manager, several years down the line.
@bottlesaltsАй бұрын
i like to cook da pizza
@Romanticoutlaw21 күн бұрын
the duality of man
@purplelotus53129 күн бұрын
My man fumbling when there is absolutely 0 rush giving uncut pizza or toppings in the wrong place is a type a chatter hell
@StarkMaximumАй бұрын
Imagine walking into a pizza place, ordering a pizza, and saying "wow, this pizza is so good, here's an _entirely different pizza_ you can sell. Here's just my homebrew pizza idea I'm giving to you free of charge. You should sell a pizza with sausage and banana peppers on it. I'm an innovator."
@kralevic3297Ай бұрын
I see you haven't experienced The Public. There's people out there who pitch menu item ideas to McDonalds cashiers.
@pillynutty5959Ай бұрын
And then they use your recipe the next day
@RoxxieRaeVAАй бұрын
I've worked in restaurants most of my life. It's frighteningly more common than one would hope.
@DASding14828 күн бұрын
This has happened at a restaurant I worked at. The guy thought he had authority on burgers because he‘s American which was kinda funny.
@chrismenNL27 күн бұрын
Catch my ass dying of the runs after ordering a "Gluten free" pizza at the Northernlion pizzaria
@H2A_235 күн бұрын
LMAO
@burnholeАй бұрын
the topping placements are awakening the type A within me
@akuraitanenАй бұрын
I feel kinda ashamed to admit but I was audibly laughing during this video. like "i forgot to cut it" and "who wants this one?". I have no idea why I found this so funny
@akuraitanenАй бұрын
the alarm ringing for 2 minutes
@farfi55Ай бұрын
now this is the gameplay I pay internet for
@RipJaws1Ай бұрын
me pointing at the items during Mitch's Mess like i'm helping Dora find the bridge
@s3vere195Ай бұрын
Gluten free crust and bbq sauce is turning me into a type a chatter
@Lucas-sk5iyАй бұрын
people talking about his inability to cut pizzas.... i'm over here wondering why he's still calling the buffalo sauce barbecue sauce
@dokonautАй бұрын
and crispy crust being called gluten free
@nmyhv1Ай бұрын
And then we hit them with the dookie dust
@IgionsАй бұрын
imagine if this game had twitch integration and chatters could order pizza
@thescoobis473424 күн бұрын
98 banana peppers
@roxygaming596811 күн бұрын
none pizza left beef
@reagansido58238 күн бұрын
"Can you burn it to crisp?"
@xtraleo7197Ай бұрын
him not cutting the pizza caught me so offguard i lost it
@rjbeefy5020Ай бұрын
This and the Papa's Freezeria vids are peak NL content because him cracking and messing up simple orders is hilarious
@sps4563Ай бұрын
Never thought I’d type A over papas pizzeria but that was before he chose the wrong crust for the 8th time
@FranXiTАй бұрын
GOD DAMMIT. I THOUGHT THE THUMBNAIL WAS THE WHEEL OF ENORMOUS PROPORTIONS. I HAVE BEEN FOOLED.
@phnxsuАй бұрын
stay strong brother, our wheel time will come eventually...
@DanTodd_Ай бұрын
forsen
@canox6017Ай бұрын
this is the wheel if it was actually fun
@phnxsuАй бұрын
@@canox6017 stop this blasphemy wheel is top 3 jackbox 🎡💔
@DemoTouАй бұрын
Franx Aware
@RandomAutistАй бұрын
dude went and got an uncut pizza, what.
@RingowasprettygoodАй бұрын
It’s actually a decent way to get a pizza (especially something thicker like Deep dish) because when it’s fresh out of the oven it soaks into the cardboard and sticks/loses some shape. It’s rare that I do it but I’ve done it and the guy was like “this guy knows what he’s doing!” Lol
@BanakaiGamesАй бұрын
he owns a pizza cutter at home
@coolboyyo654Ай бұрын
that was breaking bad man
@awesome_mennekeАй бұрын
@@Ringowasprettygoodok but how was kindergarten today?
@RingowasprettygoodАй бұрын
@@awesome_menneke what? How does “ordering a pizza uncut” scream child?
@bottlesaltsАй бұрын
the sole "Thanksgiving!" poster on the wall.. i love NL
@lolipop86724Ай бұрын
i love to go to work and cut a dozen 6-slice pizzas and come home and watch this guy fail to cut virtual 6-slice pizzas. makes me feel powerful
@shrimpchris658012 күн бұрын
They don't call this guy Six Slice Slim for nothing!
@coolboyyo654Ай бұрын
i love the idea that 8 slices is somehow more pizza despite them all being the same size to begin with
@grizlo6716Ай бұрын
They're greedy man they want more slices
@Quarterman812Ай бұрын
I can feel my type a chatter alter ego coming out whenever NL puts the toppings on the pizza
@zacharymayo6328Ай бұрын
24:50 dear lord, he actually called it buffalo sauce for once
@ronnieortega1709Ай бұрын
Excuse me, I ordered a Rat Pizza with extra Rat Not a poorly 8 way sliced 2 pepperoni 2 bell pepper unevenly spread
@ethandadamsАй бұрын
We are employed guys of course we are first in line when NL uploads on a Saturday.
@TheCuboctahedronАй бұрын
that tweet where NL is going full Nietzsche on chat and then this is the game he's playing
@bene.100Ай бұрын
Pecan crust pizza is the horror element
@a2rhombus228 күн бұрын
"We'll be back" he says, proceeding to not stream it for 8 more days
@johnny8183Ай бұрын
We’re Rhonda guys, of course we’re late to the anime convention
@bendekbotond4707Ай бұрын
This is the greatest content ever made! Eggman truly deserves streamer of the year just for this!
@gammagoopАй бұрын
his delivery driver really does just look like a guy he grew in a lab
@canox6017Ай бұрын
24:38 he thought the bell was the phone icant
@rorywhyte6722Ай бұрын
Still sharpening his technique for the Not Beating the Allegations Speedrun of the Year tournament I see
@tailor31415Ай бұрын
"gluten free crust"
@mcdolebrandonАй бұрын
Wish they had Dookie Dust in this one.
@lainothefirstАй бұрын
I need me a rant where NL discusses what he would think if he went to a pizzeria and someone in front of him was examining the pizza they ordered and giving a percentage based evaluation of the pizza in 4 different categories
@maydayredd6137Ай бұрын
this feels like the capitalist dystopia we are currently heading towards where every individual topping placed is an additional charge otherwise why the hell would u be so specific with them
@meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerkАй бұрын
we're guys, of course we pizza
@Archedias27Ай бұрын
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HIM ITS BUFFALO SAUCE
@bottlesaltsАй бұрын
tomato tomahto
@MathmachineАй бұрын
What's weirder, that a 35 year old man who notoriously can't do shapes is complaining about a game that has you cut something into different shapes, or that I'm loving every second of it?
@KostkaJonesАй бұрын
I worked at papa johns and dominos for a couple years, most people were ass at making pizzas in their first week. Cant hate the egg
@Marklar3Ай бұрын
Nice to see the "Northernlion can't understand shapes" bit coming back with the 6 slice. Good bit.
@joelchampness6686Ай бұрын
I need more of these gameplays plz im begging
@WarMasterX6Ай бұрын
Thats enough slices!...wait different bald white guy with glasses.
@GreenTea_98Ай бұрын
chat does he buy upgrades in this video
@GreenTea_98Ай бұрын
HE DOES
@GEM4staАй бұрын
OMG HE DOES
@omechronАй бұрын
If I were you, I'd make a tastyville trio while you're waiting for the next customer to come in. Back when I was playing games in this series on newgrounds instead of paying attention in class, I used to try and make things ahead. Having a special just makes that easy.
@coolboyyo65429 күн бұрын
walking into a pizza place and ordering the special only to recieve a pizza thats been there for like two hours
@omechron28 күн бұрын
@@coolboyyo654 Little Caesar's hot n ready bay bee!
@aeiou6332Ай бұрын
Bruh still can't figure out how to cut pizza... Smh my head 😔
@mggsggsАй бұрын
me waiting for the day NL realizes what the red X button in the sauce and cheese section do
@chrismenNL27 күн бұрын
When he didn't even cut the pizza ICANT
@gergelyhalasz3225Ай бұрын
28:57 Sausage-allegic South-Southeastern 8th enjoyers in shambles right now
@sarahtonin3743Ай бұрын
+2
@NargeonАй бұрын
take a shot for every time NL says avant garde
@SkrubsTheNeko8 күн бұрын
God I wish he would play more of this!
@bloxxer_tv24 күн бұрын
we'll be back with the p
@Snacha32328 күн бұрын
NL why do you hate me and go out of your way to bring me up just to tear me down? 4 days now I have waited for another Papa’s upload. 4 days of longing and disappointment. Just one more episode abeg.
@Adachie1127 күн бұрын
All I need is one more pizza man
@mxkakaАй бұрын
this is peak content
@tempestSHАй бұрын
losing my mind at him not adding the new special twice in a row
@gergelyhalasz3225Ай бұрын
i feel myself getting funnier everytime i watch NL and it pains me deeply
@IAmHorses13Ай бұрын
I need more of this in my life 😂
@absolutechaos1817Ай бұрын
Hi northern lion i love your videos
@cherriwaАй бұрын
We're pizza guys, of course we like our pizza with two different toppings on each slice
@Sadstr26 күн бұрын
I could watch maybe 200 episodes of this and I’m waiting for the next one. Desperately awaiting the return Don’t let me down Thanks
@realsushreyАй бұрын
I dont like when games dont penalize obvious mistakes. How is a wrong crust not tanking the score?
@classorswag4317Ай бұрын
my favorite game series is back yay 😄
@JustinHampton-l5jАй бұрын
Lot of polish on this one, i like it
@occupauk29 күн бұрын
29:25 +2 +2 +2
@joemama-kc7ezАй бұрын
still waiting for the episode with the fabled rat pizza
@kevinstrand4596Ай бұрын
On every single 6-slicer he does the diagonal cuts too vertical
@IshmailleАй бұрын
I clicked on this video thinking it was Wheel of Enormous Proportions
@mythun6735Ай бұрын
He played Wheel in Jackbox last week
@Tumtum9000Ай бұрын
Can you upload more diceomancer? I really enjoyed your last video playing it!
@RandomPerson-vz3lcАй бұрын
cookie blind
@MorethanlikelyapersonАй бұрын
Woooooow. This mans. Arguably one of them people that goes into a "tavern" and orders pecan crust pizza. Is actively out here, trashing on his own kind. My egg. Brother.
@SmellMyPeanutАй бұрын
I would never have the patience for this game 😅
@matei3938Ай бұрын
He others the people who order strange things and yet in the same breath belittles those who order classics. When will the Egg’s hypocrisy end? Will his perfectionism catch up to him one day, leaving him bitterly alone with nothing but criticism to keep him warm? Tune into Papa’s Pizzeria next time to find out!
@takarothАй бұрын
NL: hm how to do 6 slices, its just the same as 8 slices but you dont cut across the middle right
@Evan-I27 күн бұрын
No, that’s not even
@ko-ve7miАй бұрын
YESSSSS
@jaqfАй бұрын
we may have peaked
@theinsanecourier184025 күн бұрын
The under sauce and under cheese
@theinsanecourier184025 күн бұрын
This game was designed for the egg
@xenosarcadius1198Ай бұрын
27:14 I was playing my DS Lite while watching, I feel called out
@squid_pro_quoАй бұрын
I was praying he would play this fucking game
@prezfaАй бұрын
I like the square pizza
@swedishmailmanАй бұрын
NL better be glad he’s a streamer. No way he could handle a real pizza shop if he’s that tilted over square cut.