You can't beat this start (The Bazaar)

[@anon8453]

I’m so twisted the Bazaar is just the Normaal to me

[@ratbaby3107]

+2

[@mudkipperson1277]

+2

[@Kwerk0]

normall

[@fishamus1306]

+2

[@melon284]

+2

[@Pumbear]

Find someone that loves you as much as this man loves his property that's giving him 1 hp/second

[@matyasborecky5835]

We're the Bazaar guys, of course we paint our shit red

[@eldnahlru]

But you don’t have paint? I don’t understand how?

[@Tom3kkk]

@@eldnahlru My body is a machine that turns shit into red shit, and I don't use paint.

[@joeyd9351]

​@@eldnahlruI use cannons but no balls

[@Drakonus_]

​@@Tom3kkkIntestinal bleeding

[@thicccboyyy_]

+2

[@Ace5004]

We're type B A Zaar chatters, of course we POG when we notice NL making a buy and sell weapon synergy and never going into a weapon shop.

[@TheGamingAbyss]

Bro I was losing my mind. He even got a gym to act as a discount he could later sell when things get expensive in the shop. And he DUMPED all of his gold into 700 max HP

[@bixdugan8300]

I feel like the blade being almost half the cooldown and one less space than the beast of burden makes it way better but idk

[@robmack519]

i agree, though it's not as convenient to scale since it only takes weapons.

[@ginahanakiam8380]

Watching the stream, which is current, and seeing this time capsule of him before he lost hope and became bitter to the pig is CINEMA

[@arifb222]

Did he became frustrated with the buy/sell scaling mechanics?

[@gab3x_554]

We're silk guys, of course we don't buy spiky shield

[@JamesitoX]

Didn't even look at it.

[@zanmato3103]

I have never seen a more out of place Vineyard in hundreds of hours playing and watching this game. I love this guy.

[@Tom3kkk]

State of meta on december 8th!?!?!?! we are a full week behind on bazaar lore!?!?!

[@tomorrowandtoday]

Welcome to the NL backlog buddy

[@atomicanachronism8849]

should've subscribed to the librarian man

[@TheHmuma]

KZbin boys we always are behind 😢

[@mattisuber222]

He spins a wheel to determine which video to release, it could be a video from yesterday or day 1 Vanessa, we'll never know. His plans are measured in centuries.

[@geovanrich4916]

That's why you gotta watch the streams and the KZbin videos. Double burn your time

[@dvizr]

Selling the bonsai before buying silk is classic NL order

[@miikamartin7026]

-10 gold to choclate bars -10 gold to chocolate bars -10 gold to chocolate bar -10 gold to chocolate bars -10 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@miikamartin7026]

* *we need to get our income high so we can buy* * *spends 10 gold on upgraded chocolate bars in defiance of all god and man* *DuckSmoke That's our egg folks. Oh my flippin god he just spent 28 gold on hp. Im going to lose my mind

[@robmack519]

and missed a diamond lemonade stand cuz he was short on cash!

[@Rex-ik9hf]

Getting heart palpations as he skips shops with 30 gold in his pocket

[@swagadordali1611]

I heard from someone leading the game that the engine building design and upgrading items won't be the idea when so many cards get added you will be incentivized to swap or not be able to hard force a meta build. Im excited to see where this game is in a year

[@samesensei2838]

yes just imagine the current item pool doubled on release cuz there are 3 more planned heroes i think its gonna be impossible to force builds

[@ImperatorZed]

​@@samesensei2838heroes dont share item pools

[@Gabu_]

That sort of design never works, players always find a way to optimize chances and make a meta core. It's not like card games are a new thing, we have something like 200 combined years of the main TCGs trying to create a wide cardpool work and it never really does.

[@dpa4016]

Oh damn, I think the ice club right at the end over the igloo would have won it. Crazy synergy with the freezing Atlatl for a nutty initial burst!

[@robmack519]

i was so sad when he didn't take double whammy over igloo. i think he might've won?

[@Subsistence69]

Yeah I cant believe he didnt take the club

[@escobruh]

We're The Bazaar guys, of course we wait 1 minute to start the video so the next one will be out by the time this one finishes

[@nullptr5740]

we’re pygmalien guys, of course we buy me sell me

[@TheLucidChiba]

So obviously the beast did fine in the end, but am I crazy to think that the dagger would have been more worth investing in with its faster cooldown?

[@Nighthawk20000]

Dagger is usually way better than beast, especially if you don't get a silver/gold one early. Beast scales off more things, but weapons are usually pretty easy to buy/sell, and the massively reduced CD is a big plus.

[@enmanuelrondon9700]

The gumballs are pathological. ( All gum, no ball..)

[@alex__9001]

Listen pal I’ll never be your beast of burden

[@cavequii]

Just put the burdens in the bag

[@TheHalloween_Jack]

Well pal, I've walked for miles, my feet are hurting.

[@SuperMistland]

selling the flail that scales with multicast over the vinyard is craaaaazyyyyy dude

[@Ryan38475]

im not an expert but arent u supposed to be buying selling things in a build that does buy sell instead of spending all your money on skills that give u +3 shield and doing it everyday

[@Sigint123]

Man, I love NL but this is nearly unwatchable if you want to preserve your sanity.

[@void2920]

@@Sigint123 Type A chatter detected

[@nikodemossowski4621]

NL's LPs are meant to trick you into buying the games to play them optimally ultimate ad content

[@comatthew6]

Takes +1 Income when he could've taken +2 Income for 1 gold is quickly making me type A

[@Appelsnoes]

35:54 Never tell him the odds cause he wont notice anyways

[@fabulousflufferbum2051]

The "double this item's damage" weapon nearly knocked me out, a haste build would have you breaking the game

[@robmack519]

and a few sharpening stones

[@Smonsequenses]

@@robmack519 He already had the skill that increased the damage of all his weapons on selling early, so it would have start at something like 120, still I don't know how good it would have been with 8s cd

[@matt-mel]

If he goes chocolate bars over hp buff one more time im gonna write a steongly worded email.

[@danielfusco2567]

"max health goes crazy" *immediately chooses chocolate bars over 325 health*

[@Luckily_Channel]

It actually is not a bad idea with pyg though usually

[@Fummy007]

its for buy me sell me

[@thegrunch6448]

At least it scaled the silk here

[@sscoutflower]

the fact that he has never read the preening duelist's skill and constantly freaks out when it starts attacking and then goes 'i don't know what happened but we won' will never not be funny to me

[@fjordojustice]

It's the same as how he always thinks he's losing against the bloodreef raider but then unexpectedly turns it around once the raider's shield potion runs out of ammo lol.

[@Graveler28]

why did he sell the blade and not the igloo

[@MisterMsky]

WHY DID HE KEEP THE IGLOO UNTIL THE END OF THE RUN

[@TheDocperian]

and why'd he keep it over the weapon that does actual damage and freezes something for 100s

[@robmack519]

@@TheDocperian even double whammy? super slow, but still 1300 damage

[@papsphin]

@@MisterMsky WHERE IS HE SUPPOSED TO LIVE, SOME TEMPORARY SHELTER?

[@bigbaby1991]

gets a 200DPS weapon "this is not a good day for me"

[@23qwerty]

he skipped 3 sharpening stone options after getting that too. woulda been like what 300 or so DPS?

[@ImOnlyHereForTheZipline]

We're Dooley guys, of course we stack poison

[@srenkristiansen2793]

I am losing my mind at the choices made in the last like 3 or 4 days lmao

[@HolyDeviant1]

Thank god, if he'd have passed up Curio again I woulda lost it all

[@Depressed_Spider]

Slightly hurts to see him skip those juicy bazaar cons for no reason.

[@jass783]

We're Bazaar guys, of course we don't use paint

[@elm7660]

I’m enjoying the pyg runs. Keep em coming!

[@Coolanaytor]

The subtle foreshadowing through the video of the robot monitor lizard threat looming out there only for it to be the final fight was a cinematic masterpiece.

[@Ghostneedle1]

23:35 biggest case of 'making up a guy to own' I've seen in a while. He said it like he was reacting to a twitch comment

[@dirtydan_BTK_]

All straw, no man?

[@Ghostneedle1]

@@dirtydan_BTK_ indeed

[@TrevWard-G]

Were youtube guys, of course we havnt seen the hammer 10 piece yet

[@DoubleWinning]

This game looks like so much freaking fun. So much variation while still feeling like you're not super dizzy while playing

[@brammunnik5320]

Get it twisted, we're pigging out on this animal farm

[@durgons749]

I am down for the variety, regardless of whether it's robot or pig. Keep it coming king.

[@Riseless]

When you're a large item with big numbers and NL walks into the shop

[@framblayt9783]

NL, if you could, when playing as the pig boar guy, save the spare change, chocolate bars, or piggles, if possible until level up, for the chance to upgrade those items. have some self control on the buy-sell mechanics. in my opinion, you want to focus on survivability and dishing out big Dick damage on one item with invulnerability enhancement. basically get the most out your buck before you sell or buy.

[@GummyOSawrUs]

This guy really couldn't pay the property baron his rent

[@pretentiousname01]

The pig should have been a shrimp character with all this skampi

[@andrewdowell2663]

These devs really struggle to balance poison

[@davidballantyne4492]

Why would you sell the crystal bonsai before buying silk? You just read the description and bought it for econ, but don't take 2 free value?

[@wagwanbossy]

DOOLEY DOOLEY DOOLEY DOOLEY DOOLEYYYYYYY

[@dylanclarke2787]

The Bazaar ain't the same without NL making a chatter reconsider their entire worldview

[@tulicloure]

Bro is googleing monster stats, he's so cooked

[@itsokthen]

47:10 the computer literally died lol. Healed 1376 but only went to 1375. Pretty wild

[@Seriousilly_]

6:23 One eggs pee

[@roryvanberkel4139]

I'm pogging for the Bazar content.

[@Letsgoandgetit]

Waiting for egg to play slay the spire 2, so I’ll watch this for now. When he does, I will be a egg head too and shave my head

[@SeveralKnapkins]

This man loves his chocolate bars

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

So the more he upgrades and talks about beast of burden, the less he visits shops

[@samottenbreit1988]

Making it hard to stay a type B chatter on this one

[@willkimball9565]

Am I stupid or should NL have won at 47:11, the subscraper healed for 1376 to put the property baron at 1375, so the property baron must've been at -1 health (dead) before it went off? (I know he dies to skyscraper at the same time, but shouldn't they both have been dead at the same time for a draw?)

[@BunnyOnASnuman]

Spoilers How poetic that he spent all video complaining about the Doolye only for him to show up exactly once, at the last battle, to kill him. Absolute cinema

[@ritualmule854]

how long will it take before NL starts to keep chocolate bars until a player fight so that he might be able to upgrade them?

[@JamesitoX]

He's not that kinda guy

[@lethargicrush6203]

Ugh this is such a vicious cycle. I watch NL play Bazaar, I make one mental criticism when he makes a choice I wouldn't do, say "Nah I could do this run better", then proceed to play for a hour will i try to attempt a gold. Repeat

[@MrSlizzard]

The 3% crit at the end of day 8 lmao

[@CrossfacePanda]

Those not liking the pig runs are not true cinema enjoyers I’m afraid

[@YungNah-t8f]

To be fair the robot has been ass as far as I’m aware since release 29:00

[@ToMaSsS10]

Not picking the health = all your gold option LOL, it can double your health

[@venkatchait007]

regal blade clears beast for sure

[@Fusionat0r]

I paint my shit with a canon, no balls

[@coynelaundry]

we're enjoying our life guys

[@ryan1000011]

so they removed puffer to allow that same type of build with the lizard?

[@bweepbweepbwep]

the igloo won the fights

[@Choke-a-Cola]

i've never seen a more out of place igloo in my life

[@agentswaggerbchannel]

Hiroo Onoda 48:33

[@jacksonwolf34]

i wonder if he had put the last enchantment on the beast that he might have won the final battle but an amazing run nonetheless!

[@dpa4016]

I think the beast critting with lifesteal was the only reason he lasted as long as he did so sadly not. SO close!

[@Ch1ll4x1n]

im only 15 mins in and NL clearly dont know about crook

[@Roxas1639]

Honestly some really bad luck here on that run. Almost all of the skills he got were useless, no blue gumballs, property baron getting crit heals after his big hits, generally missing on freezes, and no good options for hasting just felt bad. Not saying there wasn't operator error contributing but it felt like the game set him up for a certain type of run then failed to support it while also not giving pivot options. I really like watching the pig runs though.

[@familyplayer1]

Him making the arrow that wasn’t key to his damage not freezable, slowable, or destructible driving me crazy. I doubt he’d have won at the end but it’s like the arrow does its job at the start and that’s it lol

[@LeGiraffee]

idk man I see a robot and I think I have a chance, I see the pig dude and I go grab a drink I assume its over...I am not great at the game just feels like pigman is an ff

[@joeyd9351]

48:13 me when I'm on the toilet

[@TrulyBS-QJ]

That guy had 999

[@donkeysunite25]

Beast of burden enjoyers eating good

[@mcgoo721]

Am I crazy for thinking regen is nice on these big shield, slow weapon builds?

[@Suzume900]

I like the Pyg gameplay, but I know NL doesnt like the character

[@grimriot2]

48:05 you couldnt have frozen the submarine cause it had the radiant enchant (cant be destroyed, slowed, frozen, etc)

[@RileyScott]

I love this so much

[@thysbe9513]

We’re balatro guys

[@chaosjoey123]

Its not even the dooley players fault. in addition to the dooley being overpowered, the other 2 characters both have bugged items that make them worse. I really can't blame anyone for picking dooley atm

[@arifb222]

More like the other char's items and skills got nerfed so much, puffer got removed while lizard was left alone. Bugs don't really matter except for some vanessa items like medalion.

[@Buffalax]

THE PIG IS FIRE

[@GnomedLULW]

i paint my beast of burden red but i dont use paint

[@TheGamingAbyss]

He dumps all of his gold on 700 max HP instead of using the gold to buff the golden tier beast ????????????

[@kyrax9462]

how come the pvp fight at day 2 has better setup than NL does by day 7?

[@seapigeon]

bazaar gaming

[@cawfee254]

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOOLEY

[@DeathByRabbit]

I'm still catching up, gang, why is he using the wiki instead of howbazaar?

[@TyrantGamers]

41:07 the knee brace can be use to increase the cooldown so that when you sell feather you get more cooldown reduction, its good to keep same with things that increase max hp

[@chickenexploder2358]

YES BAZAAR YESSS

[@HenriRN]

Bazaar me

[@wheresthepoint6481]

Flatter me dad

[@monkeybreath4842]

Bing chilling

[@StephireGG]

am i going insane or are these not streamed games and hes just looking off to the corner of the camera mimeing talking to chat but never actually interacting with anyone compared to how much interaction there is in clearly streamed games. i dont even knock him for avoiding the insane backseaters, its just something ive noticed in a few videos lately and now i feel like im going crazy.

[@mikew2648]

You can always check the description. This was offstream.

[@zowieadam]

Nice