I'll summon an even larger revive (Vampire Survivors)

[@jacklorenz4274]

Inside you there are two wolves. One wants a hash brown. The other also wants a hash brown. The wolves are hungry. Feed them both.

[@powerrrnvmlmao]

The wolves are also thirsty. A McDonald's Sprite should suffice.

[@narutofan4545]

@@powerrrnvmlmao no salt on the ice

[@clover4958]

they are both gay

[@BradleyZS]

There's a monster inside me and it wants a second hashbrown.

[@pedrorodrigueziii4859]

It was as I watched this video that I realized I've been watching NL so long that I remember when he was the young man making fun of the old man he has become.

[@orioncoats]

If there was a Marvel Survivors NL would make that his new Isaac.

[@Vulture2k]

That would be honestly kinda awesome

[@litapd311]

there's a marvel xcom in the works right? easy 300 episode series

[@spanzotab]

@@Vulture2k BatChest

[@Aether_GM]

*Isaac survivors enters the chat*

[@decker9911hg]

​@@litapd311 I doubt we'd even get 30 episodes

[@zachodonnell7960]

Mattress Mack is legend in Houston. Ive meet him on multiple occasions and hes genuinely one of the nicest people you'll ever met. He's extremely down to Earth plus he donates extravagant amounts of money to the city to help feed people in need, get them clothes, etc. All around a great guy!

[@ericlamb4501]

I think I already shared this, but every time NL brings up homeopathic mom remedies, it just reminds me of that swollen purple coughing toddler I saw in Walmart that one time

[@Fikayoz]

What in heaven's name is the context here, lmao? That sounds terrifying

[@void_9216]

Excuse me?!???

[@ericlamb4501]

@@Fikayoz I was shopping at Walmart when this lady walks by and her two year old in a stroller coughs. Fucker was blotchy, puffy cheeks, almost Grimace purple.

[@ericlamb4501]

@@void_9216 Exactly what it sounds like

[@OmowiHY]

Is this real or do you just not remember watching Willy Wonka with a fever

[@tarabomp]

The bit after the person said "bed rest is a last resort" was an all time classic

[@Stampmaster55]

Wisdom: Inside every man is two wolves and they both need their own entre.

[@heresRIPLEY]

Was in tears at the prayer group lady bit, how can the Egg witness absurd stuff like this and not instantly lose it

[@noirblanc8013]

If I don't know NL's real name, Matt Canada would make sense to me

[@godlyvex5543]

Song of mana is a bop, so any episode where he plays as poppea is instantly great

[@Osnauticus]

Singin OP

[@noisypinkbubble875]

1:02:47 - every doubter's nightmare lmfaooo

[@wilytech7]

I've never been more excited for a series that didn't happen as Marvel Snap

[@hctaz]

Mattress Mack is absolutely a local hero. Man has been working for a billion years, and he does genuinely always support the local sports teams and people. He had a Corvette back in the like 90s absolutely covered in Houston drip and also his store (of course) I honestly think if the government tried to stop his promotion, the entire city of Houston and the greater area would step in and stop them. And this is coming from somebody who lives in Houston and/or the greater area. But great example: during Hurricane Harvey, Mattress Mack opened his store up to any and all displaced people. Just said, “Get in here. It’s open for you.” Joel O’steen the local televangelist with an absolutely massive church (it used to be a sports stadium) kept that shit on lock down. Mattress Mack, a genuine business man who started his own business by selling mattresses out of the back of his car, cares less about his business than he does the people here when they’re in need.

[@shaunpetersen256]

‘Keenan Ivory Targaryen’ was a low key perfect gag. GG.

[@AlmightyJu2]

I was so stressed watching him get the pickup at the end, he ran passed it like 3 times xD

[@DoctorNoMD]

I know you posted this a while back, but I love your let's plays of this game. I literally bought this game after seeing your streams. Awesome stuff, sir. Thank you.

[@Gerbtooth02]

41:25 There is only 2 states = Biking & Sleeping... Floyd Landis in chat 🤣🤣🤣

[@TaraRaeDev]

I worked at a Y for 8 years and this is spot on lol Me and another girl had to go into the guy's locker room because this older dude, who was specifically told not to to go into the sauna by his doctor, fainted in the sauna and while we were resuscitating him, all of the all of the hold guy lookie-loos had no clothes or towel on the whold 45+ minutes we were in there. (We also had a very pretty weather girl who went there, and all these old dudes would ask about her constantly)

[@rubylove9]

I haven’t laughed this much at a KZbin video in a long time, enjoying all the content

[@mrdunsparce5138]

When chat got him with a “looks like Ryan”

[@badletter_]

the way nl talks about airplanes i expected to be able to watch movies on my flight to colorado back in august. i got to be packed like sardines in front of a screaming infant and a nearly dead cellphone.

[@V0r4xiz]

28:00 Me, a humble Devils fan on the day this video released, the night after the Devils pulverized the Canucks in the match he mentions, watching this bit: insert picture of monkey puppet awkwardly looking away.

[@rossgraham3670]

50:18 game pops off with the visuals

[@georgecastaneda1779]

I could see a Keenen Ivory Targaryen character working out.

[@woman-at-arms]

Garlic and Bible are the most OP weapons in the game. Every time I see you not take one of them, I die a little inside.

[@nathanlynch3268]

The problem with all of this genre of game is that there is a recipe for easy wins and it gets boring to do that over and over

[@rubemevangelista3868]

La Borra is crazier though

[@Ruvaakjun]

*Casually looks up Matt Canada.* Yeah NL, I can see it. Not from the front really, unless you were both wearing sunglasses. From the back though- Yeah, he's an NL looking kinda guy.

[@pruwyben]

The whole bed rest bit is gold

[@Skeptic2006]

Gonna celebrate the new KZbin updates by watching NL. Can't sort shit by date any longer so that's a great new thing they've come up since disabling dislikes and adding TikTok.

[@SaucerheadTharp]

Got another unasked for suggestion: consider going for synergies. For example, Song of Mana improves its AOE. So Candelabra is good. What goes with Candelabra? Axe. Book benefits with extended range and it’s opposite improves duration which Song also benefits from. Figure that’s the best way to get through the 29 minute mark.

[@andytheaardvark1]

While I haven't played vampire survivors, this is why I liked a similar mobile game called magic survival. It relied more on actual synergies like cooldown and rate of fire rather than arbitrary item combos

[@Snaps12345]

@@andytheaardvark1 I actually dont like the evolved weapons in this. They are basically just the devs saying "If you have this weapon/item, taking this item/weapon is the correct move" which takes lots of stretegy away from the game and discurages from actually trying stuff instead of just going for the evolutions

[@andytheaardvark1]

@@Snaps12345 On the other hand, the banter is insane so I'm not complaining

[@rubemevangelista3868]

​@@Snaps12345 there is actually quite a number of cases that going for evolution is a nerf on your build. It mostly doesn't matter 'cause this game is a broken power fantasy, but some runs may end up lost over this

[@alethehntr5885]

"Baseball driven mattress futures" is a great midwest emo band name

[@Baleur]

Would be kinda fun watching a session of this with the Twitch integration, just how smart are the collective hive minds of chat really, when it comes to voting for next levelup?

[@Caiiiiiiiiii]

As a man who has lost 100+ lbs, resetting your fast food ordering amount is definitely a tough journey. I know I’m satisfied with one item but it legit feels wrong

[@deanapplegate5750]

The CLUTCH double revive.

[@WJrossi92]

“Does the Steelers coach look like me?” 😂😂

[@themauler1599]

My word, Matt Canada looks nothing like NL. He's just bald and named Canada

[@seekyunbounded9273]

i want to send the 56:00 banter to dr.k lol

[@jetaimemina]

"Can you survive 30 minutes inside Pecorina Romana's milk factory?"

[@HurtsmithTV]

I got Marvel Snap after watching NL play it. I'm addicted.

[@CRAETION_]

my god, the opening bit about Marvel Snap was so good

[@Blackobluna]

The two entree bit came for my soul

[@bduddy55555]

Some real gameplay there at the end

[@Trevor21230]

King Bible. It is essential. Pretty much everything else can be substituted, but you kinda *need* Unholy Vespers to win (barring some sort of miracle build), especially on the later levels.

[@coolcarly25]

Here I was thinking a $1500 mattress (CAD) was cheap 😬

[@theStr4yD0g]

When will someone teach this man you can pick 10 items before picking up the free items on the map.

[@sgsq]

Krochi is one of the best characters imo

[@blahthebiste7924]

Cross is so mid though

[@Cellkist]

@@blahthebiste7924 ur mom

[@blahthebiste7924]

@@Cellkist Yeah she's pretty mid

[@kermoots9261]

Krochi doesn't do anything tho, much better to get area or might on level up

[@TheSquareOnes]

@@kermoots9261 Free revives definitely aren't nothing. He's not amazing when you first get him if your base stats are still low enough that you'll have a hard time surviving the last 1-2 minutes even with the extra lives, but as soon as you can consistently get close then he basically becomes a free win every time and as you get even better those revives just turn into bonus gold to ramp up your meta progress. I wouldn't say he's "the best" but he's definitely powerful and can serve a very useful purpose for efficiently clearing the game if you're just trying to progress as fast as possible.

[@s3anp4ul]

New nickname just dropped, whaddup Matt Canada!

[@popparock6506]

@Northernlion record and post the Marvel snap to YT if twitch chat is ungrateful!

[@myspicyclips6402]

subprime mattress lending will cause the greatest recession in the history of the MLB

[@lumaseed6490]

33:50 OW2 in a nutshell

[@gunblade345]

Pumped NL is back to VS. Im hoping he takes a look at Rogue Genesia soon though. It's a VS clone but with more interesting upgrades and mapping. Honestly better in my opinion.

[@jotchua33547]

I love my favorite youtuber Matt Canada

[@litapd311]

dang i'm sick...guess i need to stay awake as long as i can now to get better

[@razzen88]

I bought this game because of Egg Father. It was a mistake.. I’m so addicted

[@AC-sk7uv]

Kinda hilarious to be watching this the day after the Astros won the World Series.

[@franciscovaldes4107]

what happened to dome keeper

[@BeerandCheez]

Oh shit, NL referencing the only other streamer I follow, Day9! Let's fuckin go.

[@Grimtouch]

secret of mana was the game by square:)

[@ardvark3131]

I wonder what NL thinks of the Vancouver riot top 10 list.

[@crispy1691]

33:35 real

[@hollycloutier2727]

I listened to the first 5 seconds of the video and walked away

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

doubt pilled

[@mikezarzo7483]

Poppea is the goat

[@iSmellToast4]

Torrona's Box is really good for aoe don't listen to chat

[@PabloOviedo]

hey NL i dont know if you read these but its a HABANERO pepper, with an N. not habaÑero, with an Ñ. you are mixing habanero with jalapeño I think

[@solomonpardue3605]

Tries to correct NL but mistypes jalapeño as halapeño. He'll never listen to your valid correction with typos like that!

[@PabloOviedo]

@@solomonpardue3605 yup you are right, corrected it now. Thanks

[@nathanlynch3268]

I’m 40 and the bit about the 60 year old chubby man described me exactly. Polo shirts with target pants and I have 2 pairs of slip on loafers.

[@Szanth]

Algorithmic no we will not engagement

[@gravemanbob]

Am I a psycho for listening to NL on x1.75 speed? he sounds slow on normal lol

[@10kRats]

A little bit yeah. Good on you though

[@foldfoldfoldfold]

1.25x is understandable but 1.75 is psycho

[@Yowomboo]

Sorry mate, but yes. I could maybe see 1.25 though.

[@rubemevangelista3868]

I watch every KZbin video at 1.5 speed. I have done 1.75 and even 2 before, but they're extremely specific cases where the person is speaking so slowly that 2x is still a drag. I'm so used to watching LoL at 1.5 now that I just can't go back to play it anymore though

[@kaymurakami3320]

americans are so conditioned to accept suffering, its actually a little scary how much americans are willing to suffer for literally no reason just because they think that its their lot in life to do so

[@toxic_cowZ]

Hey NL could you please play one of my favorite games Rift Wizard thank you.

[@thescourgeoftheearth8099]

he would do better if he picked up the exp he earned lmao

[@SimplyDood]

My brother in Christ, he literally won. What do you want him to do, win better?!

[@godlyvex5543]

the xp follows you around anyway so you will almost certainly pick it up later unless you're in the last 2 minutes

[@mrahcander]

Marvel snap was very cool tbh

[@greenleaf44]

Haha, my dude wants to watch sports because he doesn't like lore? All sports fans talk about is sports lore.

[@Tomppanen96]

Peak NL to pick a character with insane duration scaling and then picking only 1 weapon that uses it lmao

[@Snaps12345]

You realize he is just doing whatever twitch chat tells him to right? He may aswell not be playing at this point

[@Tomppanen96]

@@Snaps12345 Yea it's a bit annoying that he just turns his brain off while playing but I guess it results in better banter for second-screen watchers.

[@davides6710]

yikes, the devs really had fun naming these characters Poppea Pecorina-Romano

[@godlyvex5543]

yikers, am I right guys

[@santaclawz4431]

@@godlyvex5543 i hate yikers

[@loki210]

The entire theme of the game is essentially Italian puns so it's really to be expected. It's not exactly a game that's ever taken itself seriously.

[@davides6710]

@@loki210 ahah yes, I understand. Believe me, the jokes are not going over my head. I guess it's just so funny to me because some of these are somewhat lewd and yet they are getting away with it because they're somewhat obscure and in a rarer language.

[@zacharyrockman6894]

AHHHHHHH

[@IncrediBelleJessi]

Poggy

[@mattwilliams2935]

The problem I have with Marvel Snap is Ben is associated with it. When you think Ben you think Hearthstone, when you think Hearthstone, you think card game. I was thinking about it the other day and what MTG Arena and Hearthstone do so well is they feel like card games. Snap looks more like a tile/domino game. Hearthstone was a trimmed down MTG that still played kinda bloated on mobile. Snap's gameplay feels perfect for mobile in that its light and quick. However, it winds up not feeling like a card game, which to me is kinda disappointing for whatever reason.

[@JBrandonMercer123]

Whoever recommended Garlic in the 2nd run is mentally deficient. You don't need Garlic if you have King Bible and you should prefer King Bible because Garlic is trash tier.

[@imthebestmayne122]

Day 2 of commenting until we get more Marvel Snap.

[@darkercore8185]

NL sick?

[@s3vere195]

why does he do the "only 5 weapons for the first half of the game" challenge every game edit: also why does he get floor chickens when at max health

[@CompasaurusRex]

You must always take Empty Tome if given the chance, wtf NL? Noob mistake

[@futuregilf8854]

Fr

[@farhanbatada8185]

:)

[@Lucas-sk5iy]

might actually be the worst vampire survivors player the world has ever known

[@burtreynoldz6308]

I cringe when streamer figures out that hockey models are all wrong, but still believes climate models.

[@TehMillionkill]

You're clinically insane and I hope you get help

[@burtreynoldz6308]

@@TehMillionkill without ad hominid attacks - please explain the difference between climate and hockey models. I would say that climate models are even more complex then hockey models and are therefore even more inaccurate.

[@p0413]

First

[@williamwalsh3779]

Man I gotta pick up the speed at which you level. Ur not optimizing your pickups. Travel in circles and you'll pick up a lots more xp

[@RobertSoul123]

Sporcle. GeoGuessr. Crosswords. Mario 64. = Good. Whatever Vampire Survivors is = Bad. Hope this helps.