The actual strongest run ever (not clickbait) (Vampire Survivors)

[@frankfilmic]

NL besmirching his baby for mixing up pandas and badgers but wait until she hears how long her dad took to learn the difference between swans and skunks

[@adammortensen6283]

Or buffalo and bison!

[@maximusrex8689]

@@adammortensen6283 in his defense, that’s a pretty common mistake. Although they are a lot more different in SAP than they are different IRL

[@josephbernard2839]

@@adammortensen6283 the way

[@juicebassmusic]

Based

[@Drekromancer]

"Babe wake up, new frame just dropped" is the best way to summarize Vampire Survivors 28 minutes into a run.

[@Untruths]

You already know he is getting there on the perfect line

[@quinndepatten4442]

so true so true many people are saying this.

[@CheatRecon1]

What a rush

[@TacoSnipezZ]

His insane pace

[@Kracklezz]

He's never even seen a 1:13

[@TacoSnipezZ]

And he never will

[@IMadeUpKear]

30:31 the shmovement to dodge the orb... true pain.

[@stickyrubb]

Yeah that hurts

[@Drekromancer]

He even shmooved the camera to keep himself from seeing it later

[@C_Kiri]

My thing on the oven preheating conversation is like, yes preheat your oven for any raw meats or whatever, be safe about it. But also when it comes to just 'I need Food In My Stomach and I am not picky' frozen pizzas, I already know from years of experience that, with my exact oven and how long it takes to heat up, I can throw it in cold for about 2 or 3 minutes over maximum recommended cook time or whatever, and it comes out perfect every time. I'm not doing new calculus in my head every time because I'm not working with a new oven and I buy the same brand of pizza for filler meals every time, so it's basically free, and it shaves the extra 4 minutes it'd take to actually fully preheat.

[@joewilson3393]

The main reason you have to preheat your oven is because most recipes are timed with the oven already being at temperature. When I use my toaster oven, I use the preheat cycle as part of the cooking time. But on my big oven I use the preheat time as part of the prep time.

[@C_Kiri]

@@joewilson3393 Yeah see I'm not knocking the idea of actually using preheat time, don't get me wrong, I'm just saying whenever I don't preheat my oven it's because I know how to compensate for [x exact frozen food] from years of having been lazy growing up. In general if it's something I'm not familiar with, I'll preheat the oven, who cares, but since I already know the precise thermodynamics of My Oven VS One Red Baron Frozen Pizza (Cracked In Half To Be Single-Serving), that's my exception, and-- I wanna stress-- not my rule.

[@Traten65]

if you do Pizzas just preheat the oven while you take them out of the package and put the Pizza on the tray, it's an easy, well oiled machine

[@Pepsey-gi3lh]

@@Traten65 bruh how long does it take you to take a pizza out of the box? My oven doesn't preheat in 30 seconds.

[@dez135]

i just throw the food in the oven and wait for the preheat beep, thats how i know my food is done

[@plaugemarine]

Fun fact: Ducks wag their tails when they are excited or happy about something. They are the puppies of the fowl world!

[@brendanmystery]

I don't remember puppies drowning other puppies but okay

[@plaugemarine]

@@brendanmystery ...Okay, I hope I don't run into you on a dark street corner.

[@albuseisenhorn3385]

Well yeah, they're water puppies kind'a how deer are forest puppies

[@jayhagan8151]

It’s crazy that this video had a run time 10 minutes longer than the game time due to the abysmal FPS in the end.

[@bedeviere]

well also he banters on the upgrade screens sometimes lol

[@BIGhappyG33]

In the US at least, laws that apply to motorists also apply to cyclists, so using your phone would be genuinely illegal

[@carrieullrich5059]

More than 10,000 birds... There's 10,000 at the bird park in Singapore, a nature preserve/ bird zoo. Worth a visit if you're ever out that way. ❤

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

30:00-ish NL laughs about locked ovens 33:00 NL plays the "your mom" card Well NL, my oven has a lock just to keep your mom from eating my pizza ;)

[@waldybeanz]

The actual strongest streamer ever (not clickbait)

[@whatmattrsmost5555]

(Not clickbait)

[@guinea_horn]

NL v tyler1 boxing match when

[@Derpmachine]

many people are saying this

[@Drekromancer]

16:05 "Just because X sucks doesn't mean you can just throw a monkey wrench into things because your personality is being mad at stuff." -NL unironically summarizing discourse in current year

[@AdamGaffney96]

I always eat up the jaywalking discourse when it comes up because that concept barely even exists outside of North America as far as I know. Here in Scotland you cross where you need to cross and you just use your damn brain and don't walk in front of a car going 50.

[@Drekromancer]

Based.

[@litapd311]

i mean that's also true in north america. jaywalking is only an issue when some dumbass walks in front of a car but unless you're doing it in front of a police officer (and usually even then) as long as you're not being dangerous no one cares

[@Lagger-HD]

people in the U.S. can do it in front of most police if the area its being done in regularly has j walking, but i had a whole family of 5 walking across in a line, not in one group trying to get across, they were crossing like it was a crosswalk, and i had to hit my breaks, because someone in the other lane let them go, so they just slowly walked across like ducks, and it was like 7 people, the road is only 35, but i really don't care, if you just run across and i can keep moving i don't care, but if you shut down both directions of traffic with your whole family, honestly... Fuck you.

[@Lagger-HD]

@@litapd311 yep. they don't mind if its common place to j walk on the road they see you do it on. You would have to be like the public enemy of the town/city you live in to get stopped and ticketed for a J walk, When people just start walking, and i mean people. not just a guy. I had a whole family slowly cross the street in a line... no urgency. "oh they stopped for us, that must mean we are fine to slowly pace across these two directions of traffic. No it doesn't mean that, and if you don't hurry im going to run you over.

[@vincethegreat15]

@@Lagger-HD the one's around me have absolutely nothing better to be doing (regardless of all the shootings) than to ticket jay walkers so some do some dont I guess

[@Darksiege357]

Listening to you talk about super mundane topics in a somewhat heated fashion is actually both hilarious and refreshing

[@Gorbgorbenson]

He is the seinfeld of streamers

[@lepels]

Pro tip: The luck clover improves the chance of the cherry bombs exploding, might be a nice pick for a future run with the panda.

[@hekirb3382]

Doesn't the cherry bomb always explode tho?

[@hallowtako]

@@hekirb3382 nah the upgrades for Cherry bombs increase it, luck furthers it

[@dmkober]

"Just walk half a block to an intersection then cross over" i felt that shit in my soul!!

[@Gureiseion]

One of my anti theft tactics is to leave a copy of "Why Life Hurts: Understanding Why God Allows Pain, Suffering, and Evil" in the backseat of my car in plain view, to appeal to what little sympathy or divine fear a car thief might have. And no, I haven't read it, nor recall where it came from.

[@mitchsaadi2242]

She saw a panda she said panda we said you’re so smart. She saw a badger playing with a soccer ball she said panda and we said ehhhhhhhhhhhh. you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take LMAOOOOO

[@XxXasparXxX]

In before the NLSS curse kicks in and Dr. Kelso dies tomorrow.

[@BaneOfXistence4]

I wake up at noon on the weekends, so I don't hear the birds chirping, but I guess NL imitating birds will have to suffice.

[@joewater6580]

i don’t lock my house when i’m in it, only when i leave and at night

[@James_Johnson79]

FYI, NEVER lock your oven door while food is inside it. The lock is for the cleaning feature and has a thermostat built into it. So once the lock is engaged it won’t unlock and let you open the oven until it’s a safe temperature inside. So your food will be overcooked and cold by the time you get it.

[@NostraFnDamus]

Watching a run like this reminds me of the first time seeing a brimstone/crickets head/spoonbender run.

[@TheCarljack5]

I can't believe people actually use unicycles for travelling around that's incredible

[@watchingaccount]

in this video: chatters who only have had one experience with thing assumes that is the default for thing

[@MrNipps]

As the occasional Red Baron frozen pepperoni pizza eater, NL had me rolling at his oven preheating rant.

[@sscswimmer1]

I just skipped to 24 mins in to see what the run was gonna look like.. 2 frames per second and a million things on the screen FeelsGoodMan

[@styrofoamcow6996]

I feel like a successful vampire survivors run is the exact right length for a KZbin VOD

[@sbsftw4232]

Sounds like NL never used the self cleaning option on his oven.

[@FiscalFiasco]

The panda guy’s cherry bombs are OP.

[@Drekromancer]

Very true, but only after sucking balls for like 5 minutes. It's like a Magikarp. You need something else to carry it through its inert phase - then it pops off.

[@blahthebiste7924]

@@Drekromancer It's no Garlic or Runetracer in the early game but even at level 1 it handly beats Axe and Santa Water

[@viziroth]

preheating the oven also makes the foods crisper. also it's literally a door.

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

Well IDK for sure, but it's not a lid. If it was a lid, it would be on the top when closed. About door or not, my main issue is that the hinges are at the bottom, not on the side. A lock? Lots of furniture with unlockable* doors. So I'd say it's probably a door, even if the hinges are unusual. *Heh, "unlockable." As in "cannot be locked", not "can be unlocked."

[@viziroth]

@@achtsekundenfurz7876 the orientation has nothing to do with being a door; there are car doors that open upwards. hinges also have nothing to do with being a door; there are revolving doors and sliding doors. the oven door is a door in the same way there are cabinet doors

[@yscg-4277]

Panda = panda Raccoon = trash panda Badger = Feral panda

[@brendanmystery]

Honey Badger = scumbag build

[@animex3183]

im dutch, you can cycle with no hands easy only when its a conciderable wind you might get pushed a bit. but because you will instinctivly lean in to the wind, thus changing your center of mass towards the wind side, thus steering in to the wind. this is for like wind speed 5 and below. texting is a risk, lesser one then with driving.

[@totalphantasm]

i personally think texting while biking is a much more substantial risk to yourself just because for most bikers braking is tied to their hands. The biggest risk as a cyclist isnt hurting others its getting totally annhilated yourself

[@Drekromancer]

@@totalphantasm This is true. But sometimes it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[@DoMa94]

Thank you Lion for playing this game. I thought I'll give it a try since it's not that expensive and looks kinda fun for a couple runs. My first session lasted 3 hours.. Very fun and addicting game!

[@xenotypos]

The guy never took that damn blue orb despite passing right next to it like 3 or 4 times. The way he always turned his head to read his chat at the right moment totally triggered me lol.

[@maximusrex8689]

You would be hard pressed to find a unicycle fail Compilation but electric unicycle fail compilations definitely exist and are more entertaining

[@Mutant_Mods]

Already know it's gonna be insane!

[@sbsftw4232]

Bro you can get a key cut in 5 minutes at home Depot

[@MarkinhoO]

Cavallo is a bear? The italian puns in this game never stop to amaze me

[@Wezelkonijn]

How many species of birds are there? According to most studies, there are around 10,000 species of birds around the globe. Just in the United States, there are over 1,000 species. Because of how many species of birds there are, birds are considered one of the most abundant animal types on the planet.12 jan. 2022

[@carrieullrich5059]

10,000 in the bird park of Singapore, and they don't have them all. ❤

[@vitor262]

this dude is insane that bird talk at the beginning... what

[@MajorasWrath1]

What?

[@NFordham]

NL those burgers buns you can put them in the airfryer on dehydrate and make bread crumbs or croutons

[@ThePkmnmaster0]

When NL and Aliensrock play the same game you know its really good.

[@llflarell9274]

fans love when freddy did that is all for the fans actually

[@carrieullrich5059]

Definitely. Showmanship was the point of buying tickets to any performance Queen did. They were better live. ❤

[@Ko6i]

1. I think Moore meant that Canadians don't lock their door while they're in. 2. If your main door key can be duplicated at a mall in 30min then it's a cheap pin tumbler lock and it's only "kinda locked".

[@bigzigtv706]

Serial killer took unlocked doors as a sign that he could come in

[@jackhalus6137]

About that michael moore canada segment, he did make sure to tell people that part was mostly a bit to have some fun. Most people just remember that part because it was so ridiculous lol

[@b.c.9358]

Whip isn't amazing when you've got the schmovement of NL.

[@SetInMotion]

NL’s rants remind me of the song we didn’t start the fire.

[@Beni_777]

Isn't an air-fryer just a smaller oven??

[@Drekromancer]

This is a forbidden take. Please continue.

[@Hsel-lc1wt]

Yeah but it hasn't got a lock

[@brendanmystery]

yeah its a tiny convection oven

[@markb6978]

That’s why they heat up so fast! I got one just before NL did, and I’m just as much in love with mine as he is.

[@vincethegreat15]

It is a door and yes it does have a lock... the lock is for when you clean it by blasting out the heat.

[@ericlamb4501]

Oh, you would *KNOW* if you saw a Blue Footed Boobie NL, that bird basically explains itself

[@BenEvolved]

Wow this guy is so smart and good at this game

[@sonofhades57]

Honestly, if NL wants to preserve his framerate he should probably refund that curse.

[@SunrisenStar]

Myself i can only handle 30% curse anyways, got up to 24 minutes on 50% when the cooldown passive wouldn't spawn for me on library, but i got very very lucky on that run with the timing of crown, getting scythe first. though now i would also attribute getting the birds early and locking myself into relying on them A LOT for late damage sucked, because they ate up a lot of levels at first (just trying to free up a weapon slot or find the second bird, you need to level the first one at least 3 times.

[@SatanStan]

Did they fix the lag or something? Got this game recently and have no performance issues even though my PC is 6 years old.

[@ajx4]

Alt Title: "NL slams on people who don't use the oven properly for 30min"

[@prodr0xxthefirst267]

That was the longest 30 minutes I've ever experienced

[@DasAngryGerman]

ashton kutcher was legitimately a football coach at my friends highschool

[@fightthisfreeze]

god i hope you come back to vampire survivors when the full release is out. there's so much more content now (new maps, characters, upgrades, evolutions, hidden characters, etc.) and it's such a good game for banter. they're also still working on the framerate issue in late game and transferring everything to a new engine, but i haven't had any major issues. a lot better than a few months ago. plus each run is 30-60 minutes depending on how long you take deciding your build, so it's predictable how long you'd be recording. (COPIUM)

[@Ch4rmander]

I don't have a problem with cyclists (spends half the episode ranting about cyclists)

[@theStr4yD0g]

NL is 100% cap if he's claiming he doesn't know more than 30 types of birds.

[@shcottam]

I bet i know at least 30 and im a shape rotator

[@Andrew-zc4qo]

My 50 something yr old coworker drove one of those motor scooters and wiped out. Broke the femoral head in his hip. Those motor scooters are not worth the risk imo.

[@evanfischer147]

My old friend had one when we were living together (sorta. it was more of a shelter thing) and we went to go get drinks for everyone so she drove and I was on the back on our way back from the store though the parade is suddenly in town and we took this back road instead and it was like this gravel path meant pretty much just for cars so it kicked up some rocks we wiped out I was okay but she had to get her knee replaced

[@SabotenMidori]

My cockatiel has no interest in NL's ordinary bird impression, but when he goes BAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, she replies every time with a tweet

[@MrJnetz55]

17 minutes in and he already hit gold bags or chicken

[@Laroac]

The power of an early eeg.

[@clover4958]

pro tip: toast the buns, its just like toast but only its a bun.

[@ExplodingBones]

I always enjoy NL's rants

[@420troll4]

self cleaning ovens100% have a lock so they can't be opened when they're at like 900 degrees.

[@LongShaynx]

Who's got two thumbs and is still kicking? Bob Kelso

[@rexis188]

32:22 okay but if you're going around asking people if they lock their doors, I think they'll say yes regardless of the truth

[@clockworkangel6780]

I love the second I hovered over the thumbnail the preview showed a triple chest...

[@bennykakerautodidact]

It’s a fast panda. A Panda Express as it were.

[@morokee3641]

People who don't preheat their ovens are weird. Or lazy. Would you put chicken in cold oil? No!

[@IanZWhite00]

Yeah that was wild. There is seemingly no ceiling to the level of petty degeneracy you can expect from any given zoomer in Twitch chat Coming from a zoomer in Twitch chat, of course

[@andrewsuryana7804]

4:30 just look at the eye.. hawks had like somekind of "eyebrows"....falcon had none and falcons eye is like they sold their souls to the devil. Also,falcons wing is kinda like swallows wing..u know,like a V shape.

[@magebomba318]

27:36 Team don’t preheat.

[@hydrabuster3981]

My family house almost never had locked doors because the traffic level was too high/random, there was almost never a time where nobody was in the house, and we had night shift and day shift workers, so someone was always awake in the house. Granted, if it was movie night and we were all leaving for more than 20 minutes we'd lock up ye

[@GKinWor]

shock and awe

[@Ipwnnoobslegitlike]

northernlion needs to do a 10 hour talk to sleep like joe pera

[@HattoriZero]

The new Castlevania Survive looks good.

[@aidenp8661]

very awesome run

[@nataliereed4238]

Oh re: door locking, we definitely didn't lock our doors in rural Nova Scotia when I was growing up, but Vancouver is a whooooooole different fucking matter. Anyone living in a Canadian *city* who's not locking their doors is…like … I have no idea what's going on there.

[@Ian-gt3id]

Amazing bird commentary

[@tom7410p]

As someonr that uses a scooter, ive been clipped infinitely more times by cars while riding on the sidewalk and having them hit me coming out of parking lots then i have while riding in the bike lane

[@creepingcharly]

Came for the game, stayed for the Bun-o-nomics XD

[@wlidbill5261]

how come you dont have the reaper ?

[@messybetsy]

If youre running out of content do a bird tier list

[@documentofchange]

People who don't lock their doors but have guns for self defense...

[@Drekromancer]

We call that "grinding for XP."

[@dez135]

i don't lock my door only because it take time and my hand is to full to fumble around trying to unlock it

[@IanZWhite00]

That “who even preheats their oven” comment was wild. There is seemingly no ceiling to the level of petty degeneracy you can expect from a zoomer in Twitch chat. Just this universal commitment to pure mindlessness for zero material gain, for _every_ menial task you can think of. And this is coming from a zoomer in Twitch chat

[@frozenstar0]

When you unironically have to put "not clickbait" in the title

[@dsi24]

I just want to know how old his PC is when it bogs down on this game.

[@magebomba318]

How does NL now have a PC that handles Castlevania?

[@tomhall6410]

44 minute video? Must be a speedrun

[@pharmacymann557]

Is it modded character or update?

[@blahthebiste7924]

Upd8

[@k.ngpark]

I was living in the sketchy part of the city for a year and I legit NEVER locked my door. It was just inconvenient i guess. But tbh I didn’t have shit in there worth taking. LOl

[@Fikayoz]

The way NL seems to actively avoid reds and attract orbs is beyond impressive. I'm convinced he's actually trying to tilt the people watching, lmao. Also, massively disappointed in his chat for not telling him to just pick up the damn attract orb.

[@pedroff_1]

Character name means "horse". It looks like a slightly overweight care bear. "It looks like a panda"

[@jamesdefferson]

Bikes should on the sidewalk. Becuase if a bike gets hit by a car, theres a very high chance the biker will die or be seriously injured. If a pedestrian gets hit by a bike, there is a very low chance they will die or be seriously injured.

[@dariusp6969]

About the bike situation. Should adopt the Dutch way of biking its much safer but the Dutch LOVE biking in all weather and at any speed 🤣

[@ahmedgebril730]

Big fan of you NL .. keep making us smile 😊👍

[@AllCurio]

How is no one talking about the chicken breast on a bun

[@Balakin2]

this 30 minute run took 43 minutes