Nostalgia Critic - Alaska

Nostalgia Critic - Alaska

[@MrGMoney1944]

Polar bears eat meat? I thought they survived off of a diet of Coca-Cola.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

MrGMoney1944 they did, until someone stole their stash.

[@MrGMoney1944]

Shanethefilmmaker Damn Coke stealing bears.

[@Sonic546416]

+MrGMoney1944 BEARS- *Opera stun*

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

+MrGMoney1944 That sounded more funnier than I thought it would be. That explains why their aggression factor is higher than even grizzlies.

[@MrGMoney1944]

Shanethefilmmaker Puns are great.

[@alhumbra3045]

Doug was so right with the whole disrespecting the father thing, saying "i wish you would've died and not her" its very hurtful, its a horrible thing to say and shouldn't of been said, i lost my mum and brother to a car accident when i was 11 years old and my father brought me up, we had fights but i never said shit like that..never ever

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

I will never get tired of the Critic's bear jokes.

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

Ian McNicol I've seen it. Not quite as good as his earlier bear jokes, but still up there.

[@akaneinoue1759]

He's a strong competitor to the Completionist for best bear joke.

[@GreatSpaceToaster]

CLEAAAAR YOU'RE CLEAAAAR CLEAAAAR, CLEAAAAR YOU'RE CLEAAAAR CLEAAAAR, CLEEEEEEEEEAaAaAaAaAAaAaAR *Clear.*

[@angelkitty9092]

+GreatSpaceToaster *claping* Encore!!! Encore!!!

[@lordvoldemort9440]

Oscar quality

[@danielboone3770]

That's super hilarious.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Manly tears.

[@2wingo]

13:35 That's exactly why the bear is Sean's tornaq, not Jessie's. He's the one who NEEDS guidance.

[@alexhammond2283]

Heston: I want that BEAR! Nicholas Cage (In Bear Suit): That's what you think, HESTON! (Punches him) Why don't you hunt apes instead?

[@M0b1us_118]

Alexander Hammond if Heston can say bear really cool, I'm surprised DC Comic didn't ask him to play Batman. Btw liked the comment

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

I would love to see how "that" scene was directed. "Okay Barry, now I want you to show the polar bear it's mother's corpse". "Uhh Steve, I don't really want to do that". "Do It! I'm a sick b***ard and I'm proud of it!!!"

[@infernoprince887]

Ikr!

[@Warcodered01]

I mean as a scene in a movie it's awful but that was an actual baby bear with at best a fake(like it fucking knows) skin of an adult version of it how the hell did that happen.

[@hypno-scream5652]

GOOD GRIEF! THAT'S SOMETHING THAT STUPID MEOWTH FROM TEAM ROCKET WOULD DO! Seriously, Freddy Krueger, Zim, Carnage, Dr. Wily, Darth Sidious, Bill Cipher, Jerry the Mouse, Dr. Eggman, The Governor, Joffrey Baratheon, Eric Cartman, The Joker, Frank Miller's Batman, Oogie Boogie, Judge Claude Frollo, Ratigan, Cinder Fall, and Mercury are all CARE BEARS COMPARED TO THAT GUY!

[@bellametallica]

Hat Man That scene was just evil.

[@AmishParadise27]

Fun Fact: Alaska was directed by Fraser C. Heston, who is Charlton Heston's son.

[@seansmith2545]

Huh that's cool

[@carsisbest]

Time for a game of disappearing bears....

[@SinnedNotsinned]

as an Alaskan I found this movie to be asinine, the movie parts (that was actually filmed in Alaska) was in the Denali national park. The only bears you'll find there are brown or black bears, since polar bears are only found in the far north parts of the state. Nowhere near the location they filmed, but I got to say the Palin diss in the beginning gave me a good laugh

[@CJCroen1393]

When the boy's head slammed into that rock...okay, I don't care that this is a movie, that head injury should have killed him.

[@AlirioAguero2]

Compared to what average action heroes go through, him surviving that blow is actually highly plausible.

[@nope9233]

Yea but most action stars are buffed up men, that's a kid.

[@taffysaur]

Nope92 kids are more physically resilient.

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

+Mychael Darklighter bs

[@rhettdilley]

That Golden Crisp part kills me every time!

[@PogieJoe]

I wasn't expecting much, but this is truly one of the Critic's best reviews!

[@MasterBuilderDragon]

NC: It's like doing a funny little puppet show at your great aunt's funeral! Me: Well, I mean, if you want to cheer the kids up- NC: WITH YOUR GREAT AUNT!! Me: Oh...

[@marcuccimichela]

Random, but Critic actually has a really great voice.

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

yeah I have to agree

[@johngarcia247]

zoe19 My boyfriend is repulsed by the critics voice. I loooove it!

[@TOMMYDACOMMIE]

3:14 the guy just dumps the fish on the ground. It was his fucking fault.

[@johnnymccraze]

Tom Atkinson Maybe he was looking for an excuse to yell at someone?

[@bellametallica]

Tom Atkinson Right lol

[@mollyjane8616]

Fish cart Karen over there 😂

[@TomboTime]

strange how bears are just comedy gold, isn't it?

[@zutamacka6667]

TomboTime people like to laugh at what scares them. It's comforting.

[@JamesW609]

Bears are fucking terrifying...if I see one my pants are gonna get a bit heavier...

[@TomboTime]

James Clint well all comedy IS based on misery.

[@benadical222]

i love how at the bottom of the description they show that you can watch the movie, because obviously after watching this review you would definetly want to watch this movie.

[@2wingo]

Okay, for anyone who cares: That wasn't a real polar bear skin. It was synthetic. They got the baby polar bear to lick and grope at it by putting food on the nose. The actual bear was very well-treated.

[@SlurpeeTheUnholy]

Is it just me or is this movie's soundtrack trying really hard to be the Jurassic Park soundtrack?

[@Cambria358]

Not even joking, that singing was impressive

[@stwbmc98]

6:54 Oh my god, that's one of the saddest, cruelest things I've seen in a movie! That's like Hannibal Lecter levels of messed up sadism, and in a family film, no less! Why!?

[@SSofIreland]

I think that it was to get the point across that they're the bad guys. You know, like the fact that they're fricking poachers wasn't enough.

[@stwbmc98]

SSofIreland Clayton didn't have to pull anything like that. Why did they have to?

[@SSofIreland]

stwbmc98 Because this is a Very Bad Movie.

[@stwbmc98]

SSofIreland Good point.

[@letMeSayThatInIrish]

It's even more sad that we are looking at real people -- the actors and other people on the set -- showing so little respect and sensitivity to an animal. And afterwards they must have thought, "this scene is awesome, let's use it in our cute family friendly movie!".

[@rhettdilley]

Gummi BEARS! Bouncing here and there and everywhere!

[@sananaryon4061]

They are the gummi BEARS

[@GOFFBITZH666]

THEY ARE THE *GUMMIE BEARS*!!!

[@sananaryon4061]

XxDAMARIESU123xX {DA ACTRUAL MARU SUIE} RIP guy who took gummi bears too seriously

[@GOFFBITZH666]

He will be missed...😢

[@sammcleod3591]

Those bear jokes will never get old!

[@chrisosullyo91]

0:56 Is nobody going to talk about how bad-ass Doug's singing voice was here? Everyone seems compliment either Rachel's, Malcolm's, or Tamara's vocal talent, but NC's never gets any love, impressions and all. If he worked on it, I think he could really blow people's pants off.

[@gladoshatesyoursafespace2653]

His mother's an actual acclaimed opera and stage singer, too.

[@chrisosullyo91]

Toy Bonnie Is that right? Well, I'll be damned!

[@taylorthompson370]

i just realized. he hits a high C at the end of "Clear" it's a good high c too.

[@GreatWonderMoose]

That was some impressive singing!

[@sodapop81]

I could watch the "clear" thing 80 times in a row.

[@thomashuffman3237]

Look for the BEAR necessities, the simple BEAR necessities, forget about your worries and your strife. I mean, the BEAR necessities, old Mother Nature's recipes, that bring the BEAR necessities of life!

[@GymLeaderJasmine]

"Time for a game of disappearing bears." I LOL'd when I heard that. XD

[@DrRexie]

god that almost made me cry when i saw the baby polar bear wanting to reach its dead mum it looked so sad i almost forgot they are one of the most primal bear breed in the world

[@2wingo]

I don't know why, I just love the way Critic makes the sign of the cross when he says "and nobody will miss him." And did anyone notice how he said it with the same cadence you'd used to say "Requiescat in pace?"

[@2wingo]

Jesus Christ, I am SO tired of having to explain this to people. Heston's character is NOT using a shotgun. That is a RIFLE. A double-barreled, breech-loading, big game rifle. Look, at 2:02 ; those are clearly .577 caliber cartridge bullets he's loading into the gun, NOT shotgun shells.

[@2wingo]

Bozo Clown I care.

[@2wingo]

Trent Nathan Andrews I know you are, but what am I?

[@armyoftodd2693]

2wingo takes one to know one... so... :D

[@2wingo]

Todd Hicks My best friend is gay and he's the vice-president of our local NRA chapter.

[@armyoftodd2693]

so... are you agreeing or disagreeing...?

[@nickthestick26]

The polar bear scene is one of the funniest NC moments of all time. It never gets old.

[@TED_Frames]

Thumbs up for a drinking game for every time epic music is played for no reason.

[@masonallen3961]

If they did that people would be more drunk than people who to the hercules drinking game

[@Xarazel]

Mason A hey i played that game and im ot as think as you drunk i am...

[@00WhiteBlade]

street fighter wasn't ever popular? i didnt live during the 80s but im pretty sure its a pretty popular franchise. were the sequels more popular?

[@Zarnirox]

I think it's the video game version of the Street Fighter movie.

[@thesatellite54]

Zarnirox is right, it's the game based off the movie. Why that existed is anyone's guess. Also, Street Fighter's popularity didn't boom until after the release of II, which was in the early 90s. The original game was late 80s, but didn't receive much fanfare.

[@buttercheesetoast]

I'm gonna be honest, that polar bear joke was a little dark XD

[@geocraftsman]

I love how there is an ad for the movie on this page, as if this review would make you want to see it.

[@Augustimentio7002]

01:00 - 01:15 Wow! Nostalgia Critic can really sing!

[@SRHunt85]

Now that I think about it, this movie is just Tintin in Tibet in Alaska. Person is presumed dead after plane crash in the mountains, other person refuses to believe they're dead, goes looking for said person, and proves to everyone they were right about them being alive.

[@QuiteDan]

2:05 Is that a double-barrel sniper shotgun?

[@inferno9714]

+dandeentremont I think it's a double barreled rifle.

[@SinnedNotsinned]

actually that is a elephant gun with a scope

[@juansaldivar9204]

+SinnedNotsinned oh OK that explains

[@sirstock7229]

+Juan Saldivar maybe it's a disguised foam finger

[@verycoolnin]

+dandeentremont That gun doesn't make much sense shooting a polar bear from far away. If you're going bear hunting you need a high powered, large caliber rifle.

[@murphyjack90]

Illness, a common one, most notably used in Cinderella. Hanging, Selyse Florent, Game of Thrones. Shot, Zorro's wife, The Mark of Zorro. Broken Heart. Most infamously used in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

[@Sandlot1992]

R.I.P. Charlton Heston

[@katherinekunker1419]

I just got some two week old kittens to foster. The "alpha kitten" was named Bear because he's the biggest and strongest of them...and frankly looks like a baby bear (not to mention the most developed and alert). I have not quite found an opportunity to say "I want that Bear", mostly because I haven't gotten the voice down quite right.

[@jeikobukooruman2602]

5:21, I choose, "Beaten to death over a stamp."

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

+Jeikobu Kooruman "Iron Maiden?! Excellent! *guitar riff*"

[@deadaccount1616]

I choose eaten by *A BEAR* XD

[@verycoolnin]

What happened to Thora Birch? Great actress, unique hotness. I miss her.

[@hadenplouffe3976]

10:44. Anyone else think that he sounds like Bryan Cranston's Heisenberg voice?

[@jandans]

Dude I love your videos :)

[@asuba57]

Aww I loved this as a kid and so did my parents.i think when you target an audience that is primarily kids you don't have to do anything special

[@RabbitHole20]

I actually love to visit Alaska. The scenery looks epic.

[@sean8102]

Def, Alaska has some jaw dropping scenery.

[@wiseguywriter3362]

At 3:14 why does that guy completely and obviously intentionally dump over his cart of fish even as she isn't anywhere near it, is this just his natural reaction to kids running at high speeds? Is this some disorder I don't know about?

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

wiseguywriter Oh my god, xD, I didn't even notice that.

[@dankester5607]

Still one of my all time favorite reviews.

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

aw look at the little poochy woochy aw it's so cute OH MARY!!!! 😨

[@Hawkfire360]

I had to watch this with my family. I was the only one who saw the flaws, and I mercilessly riffed it.

[@Atomprofessor]

0:59 - 2:00: best part!

[@toyland_f]

I just realized that the boy is played by Vincent Kartheiser, aka Pete Campbell from Mad Men! And he wonders why Roger never promotes him

[@jongon0848]

The kid playing the douchebag son also played Connor on Angel, no wonder I hated his ass so much in this review

[@YacheBerries]

"Time for a game of disappearing bears!" Gotta love DAAARK HEAAART! XD

[@JackSpicer92101]

You know what's REALLY sad? The young girl, Jessie, is played by a slightly older version of the little sister in Hocus Pocus. It all comes back to Hocus Pocus.

[@wd3185]

Who was also the daughter in American Beauty, the Empress in that terrible Dungeons & Dragons movie, and a creepy reporter in a terrible Lifetime movie. Her career had one good moment and then it went back right down into the mud. And even that's kind of debatable- she had to work with Kevin Spacey.

[@MoonChild145]

I would imagine hitting your head against a rock at that velocity would more likely cause some brain damage or in the least a concussion, but a few minutes recovery and a dream sequence is cool too.

[@BobtheFishProductions]

You know what the Eagle is also the symbol of? The post office GIMME MY MAIL YOU FUCKING OLD MAN

[@chrisrobbins8314]

7:00 I'm amazed Charlton Heston even went along and did that scene. I'm surprised anybody could act through that scene without vomiting at how sick it was!

[@Bloodpasta97]

Ya know that awesome BEAR voice can work elsewhere too I'm going to go sit in my CHAIR What should I WEAR I need to comb my HAIR

[@kaibaiarrio1299]

my friends won't SHARE nobody CARES

[@coasterjudge]

Oh my god, Don S. Davis, what could you have possibly done to end up in this film? The man who led the SGC for SEVEN YEARS deserves so much more respect!

[@BionicleGio22210]

5:47- oh my god, it's Face from the a-team!!!!!!!

[@avvarhil]

MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!

[@TheDisneyLover58]

Gio A wow...

[@armyoftodd2693]

"Ohh I shot myself in the foot like a Michael Moore interview" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@joeywomer]

Did I just see the video game version of Street Fighter the Movie?

[@sonicdudeatdawn2]

yes and it exists in real life!

[@angelkitty9092]

XD true!

[@SpeedyEric1]

+sanicxshulk The Sega Saturn was quickly reviewed by AVGN during his Street Fighter 2010 review.

[@FireLightning16]

6:59 "There's some family friendly entertainment!" - Said no one ever

[@Lucariogamer14]

What, no Dramatic Man introduction like in Ferngully?

[@wildernessstyle8810]

The hunter had me cracking up.

[@FireLightning16]

35 people aren't CLEEEAAAAR!

[@MrGlenbw]

13:58 - No, NC! Don't you dare show that pic! DON'T YOU DARE... oh, it's just a bear. With balls. Literally. Thank God for that.

[@darwincity]

This movie suffers from the Chuck Norris syndrome of inviting a relative to directing your latest acting vehicle. In this case, his son. This might explain his thespian transformation...

[@smgagliardo]

It was more likely the son asked his dad to be in his movie.

[@starcader9997]

He didn't mention this, but there was a scene in which when the plane slips the dad shouts, "It's slipping!" and a whole bunch of saliva comes out of his mouth! It was so funny and my cousins replayed it over! Say it don't spray it man!

[@TheKML777]

6:55 This is a family's movie, yes?

[@purplehearts875]

NC just came back and I'm still finding reviews I haven't watched yet...

[@ThePistons4life]

CLEARRRRRR YOUR CLEARRR CLEARRRR CLEARRRR YOUR CLEAARRR CLEAR CLEARRR CLEAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!.............Clear

[@ducttapechik]

I comment with this sentiment in just about every video which includes this, and I know it isn't a big part of this particular review, but MY GOD HIS VOICE. Just...that tenor...wow...

[@RepublicofE]

Also am I the only one disturbed that they actually filmed that scene with the bear skin with a live cub?

[@FellWolf87]

At the 2:00 mark, you can see the time a lady went to the alaska zoo and decided she wanted to get closer to the polar bear's exibit. She climbed over the first fence that was there exclusively to keep people a safe distance from the pen and started trying to get the polar bear's attention. Needless to say, she got his attention. The bear grabbed her and eventually stole a shoe from her before letting her go. The lady later tried to get teh polar bear put down because it obviously attacked her. Most of, if not all of alaska laughed.

[@flyboymike111357]

I get that Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick are characters but I keep seeing them make these uninformed and insulting comments that just don't make any sense to me. Calling someone a "gun toting maniac" or what ever just because they have an opposing opinion just seems petty and childish. To be clear I'm not defending poaching I'm talking about verbally attacking a late civil rights group leader because Critic doesn't support the right that group advocates for.

[@Tristan-Shout]

The Critic calls the villain a "gun-toting maniac" because the villain has no character beyond being a guy with a gun. It's has nothing to do with opposing opinions or gun rights--just a badly written character. When the character comes across as a stereotype, that's all they're going to be to the audience.

[@flyboymike111357]

T Wag He called the actor one too. "The gun-toting maniac plays the gun toting maniac" Exact quote.

[@Tristan-Shout]

+Mike Mac Alright, I'll give you that. There's no getting around that. But I don't think he means any offense by it. Charlton Heston is well-known for his views on gun rights. I think the comment was meant as a joke since the actor and character have a certain parallel. I still don't think its about opposing views though-- how often do we see the Critic go all trigger-happy? A LOT.

[@flyboymike111357]

T Wag How often do you see major actors go all trigger happy A LOT. But they still got together for a MAIG video and a lot of them still cling to failed ideas of how to stop violence without looking at history or using the scientific method. My point is social commentary is healthy even if it's a point of view you don't agree with, but there are some lines that shouldn't be crossed so as to remain with the realm of civil debate.

[@flyboymike111357]

***** 1.) most black people prefer to be called black, so, no that would not make you racist. 2.) You shouldn't tell people they're "a little bit fat" because it's rude and someone who is fat will know it, so, you don't have any reason to point it out to them. Besides it's not your place to police someone else's body, if they're okay with being fat and enjoy eating the foods they like that's their business, not yours.

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

I really want a Polar Bear rug...Like the Adams Family!! :D

[@MovieLover1995]

For a family film, this film has a lot of blood in it.

[@StarSeeker94]

6:58 that's quite hard to watch. I feel so sorry for the cub :(

[@abedawg16]

"BEEAARR!!"

[@BLiNXlovesKyuubimon]

the bear thing had me laughing for ages x'D

[@alexchambers5909]

Time for a game of disappearing bears

[@diamonddavebabe4090]

2:13 Holy s**t! That guy's hair looks like a reverse version of Handsome Jack's! (The black is where the white should be and vice versa)

[@inferno9714]

Wait, Street Fighter wasn't popular? Am I missing something? Can somebody explain this to me?

[@MrFutago87]

He was specifically refering to Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game.

[@yomikoreadman22]

***** To be fair I thought he also meant the street fighter game as well. He wasn't very clear on that.

[@DemonRaksha]

***** there was street fighter game designed after the movie??? Wtf?

[@JaxxyMaxx]

Makisma Boeva Yeah. Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game. It was awful. It had none of the spirit of the actual game, it was just a throwaway try to get a fighting out the the movie. It used Mortal Kombat style graphics, with frame-by-frame pictures of the actors doing the moves as sprites. All you need to know is: The game sucks, don't play it, play the actual Street Fighter.

[@rinaldomoon9068]

I would rate it's accuracy of native culture along side with Brother Bear, and there depiction of teenagers is beyond stereotypical.

[@MagnitudePerson]

I hate those spinning camera sequences, they tire me..

[@shawnparkspost]

I have never understood why anyone would say that they wished one person had died instead of another person. Why not just wish that nobody died?

[@diegobareno5820]

Who's Sarah Palin?

[@TheAirBear2000]

+Diego Bareno The former governor of Alaska. She has a reputation for being ridiculously right-wing.

[@SharpenSounds]

I just came here to hear "CLEAR, YOU'RE CLEAR, CLEAR, CLLLEAAARRR!"

[@Shadow0mori]

12:00 Is that the same fucking mountain from Fellowship of the Ring?

[@zachheller6681]

Nah. Fellowship was filmed exclusively in New Zealand. This was shot in Vancouver and somewhere else.

[@AmesiesCorner]

Would have a bolt mechanism, thats a breachloading shotty with a scope. The bolt if it was an elephant gun would be right where the scope is. Also the barrel is like a foot and a half long.

[@LightbladeRiulo]

I feel as if the boys mother died due to the Iron Maiden.

[@garfiduper5822]

i like how it still advertises the movie in the description.

[@devilrocksass]

This movie.... Is messed up its not a family movie it's a movie directed by a psycho It fuckin pisses me off tht the hunters used a dead mothers corpse and play around with it in front of the cub seriously sick and second of all those "rescuers" couldn't spot a yellow plane ?! Seriously is this ur first time out ? And u let those kids travel the mountain without an adult supervist???? U know I hate evry single one of these characters shame on u movie shame

[@hypno-scream5652]

GOOD GRIEF! THAT'S SOMETHING THAT STUPID MEOWTH FROM TEAM ROCKET WOULD DO! Seriously, Freddy Krueger, Zim, Carnage, Dr. Wily, Darth Sidious, Bill Cipher, Jerry the Mouse, Dr. Eggman, The Governor, Joffrey Baratheon, Eric Cartman, The Joker, Frank Miller's Batman, Oogie Boogie, Judge Claude Frollo, Ratigan, Cinder Fall, and Mercury are all CARE BEARS COMPARED TO THAT GUY!

[@darkshotmaker]

One of my fav reviews. BTW... Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!