Not How Girls Work

[@PanDrewBamboo]

Lubed legs is the name of the next album I’m listening to

[@Tankliker]

What kind of music do you listen to XD

[@rfmay]

I wanna start a glamrock band called Lubed Legs

[@slipperyslopedownwardspira8104]

@@rfmay please do

[@cosmoscenti5173]

Lubed Legs, the latest album by Roast Beef Pussies

[@ryaquaza3offical]

What songs would they even play tho? Probably something like, my neck, my back,...

[@124Nightwing]

“Lubed legs.” The truth is out, I’m actually a slip’n’slide.

[@darksentinel082]

this is a good thing

[@mayrln]

gay

[@palekingfuckedatree]

perfect technique to turn people you dont like into an ugg boot

[@INTERNALSERVERERROR500]

knew it!!!!!!!

[@begonethot290]

When you sexually identify as a slip’n’slide

[@CL-lx2pm]

If a man doesn't show up to bed with a full Bosch tool kit it's over.

[@mangored209]

I'm your man

[@leetlebob8203]

C L naw ye need the snap on kit, get that high quality shit.

[@cillianclarke8987]

If you have a rusty saw that's good.

[@Amuneh]

This comment section is amazing

[@TheLaptopLagger]

Mate That double negative is really fucking me over

[@mattiea2234]

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without eating hot chip

[@duckky2443]

* *lie*

[@aloneinthedark8081]

Chip is too hot for this Christian pussy

[@savvy9231]

Let’s get these teen hearts eating hot chip, hot chip So testosterone boys and bi-sexual girls, charge they phones and hold a lover close

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@savvy9231 And lie too. lol

[@markie_p]

I CACKLED

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

if you can hit someones g-spot with your tongue you oughta apply for a guinness world record

[@Para-KGB]

Dam long tongue

[@tatiana2133]

@@Para-KGB that a fucking frog

[@dx.feelgood5825]

@@Para-KGB *Gene Simmons is quaking*

[@Para-KGB]

@@dx.feelgood5825 lmao

[@Para-KGB]

bet

[@mvk9418]

Please put” eat hot chip and lie” on a shirt

[@BurnGT13]

@Adartho Eat hot pant and lie

[@258thHiGuy]

I forgot that flashlights are called torches in the UK but that makes it funnier because im imagining a flaming stick

[@marsisgay936]

258th Hi Guy sounds hot 😂

[@anepiccatnamedhector1483]

im from the uk and sometimes when i read or see it i get confused because we call both torches

[@marsisgay936]

Ben Starkey “trying” ? Excuse you

[@LilChuunosuke]

I think of Minecraft torches every time

[@dizzycomedy2306]

Im not alone i immediately thought they said women are shoving actual torches into themselves and thats an odd thought 😂😂

[@eliseisatpeace4603]

that awkward moment when you can’t find your hammer, so now you have to use your wrench to get off 🙄 am i right ladies?

[@chillmeii]

urh happens to me all the time 🙄🙄

[@SodiumChloride_NaCl]

and when you can’t the tool box you’ll have to use corn instead 🙄🙄🙄

[@mindworms5181]

ugh, couldn't find my wrench either. ended up having to use my screw driver 🙄🙄

[@SenhorAlien]

Not a lady, but can relate 😔 that really grinds my gears

[@risu6894]

when you use the cucumber and get a yeast infection

[@Becuziamawesome]

_Petition for _*_lubed legs_*_ to be on the next merch drop_

[@awfulcreature3224]

either that or hot chip

[@avocado3-in-182]

Genuine Reptile don’t forget the “eat pant”

[@nautilusgx]

Eat Lubed Pant Leg

[@sorayaalcyone2726]

I agree with lubes legs.

[@coffinliquor]

what about touch fanny and cowerbungaah?

[@whyhasgodabandonedus9665]

i can't see this video clearly because my woman eyes are crying too hard as I twerk with my lubed up legs while eating hot chip

[@insertacceptablename8030]

And you're lying

[@whyhasgodabandonedus9665]

@@insertacceptablename8030 ah fuck caught red-handed

[@lophiii]

Elvin deSouza lying is also another part of the video lol

[@simplicity4766]

and talking to my doctor about the best things during my period + being fucked by a dog

[@linkcarter6664]

And also being bisexual

[@xan9224]

“Gotta go fast” Find a date “Gotta get the rings” Get married “Defeat egg man” I... oh... oh no.

[@h444teligament]

U N D E R R A T E D

[@yourmomsjorts]

Kill a bald man

[@drbreadmin6967]

I-

[@Fritter_Films]

o h

[@whotookmypuddingcup4131]

o h n o

[@usagichanp]

6:40 “hurry up and get pregnant” I got my period at 10. I don’t think any 10 year old should get pregnant.

[@beefcakesmchunkerson9079]

Same

[@livhasproblems2513]

*Chris Hansen entered the chat*

[@blueberrysk1es]

same

[@nathanhall8757]

i got mine at 8:(

[@komal146]

Oh no. They'll insist you are in your prime. And you've 3 years before turning old ugly spinster

[@RatCorvidae]

The two genders; Hot chip Pant

[@starlight4649]

You forgot the third gender: Lie

[@BlockedUser420]

And mail

[@TootiFruuti]

I identify as chip. Not hot, just chip

[@starlight4649]

@@TootiFruuti ditto.

[@innactiveaccount7390]

Eat pant

[@malaizze]

Mom: _Eat the food, it's not that hot!_ The food: *_HOT CHIP_*

[@ItzHighMoon]

I can safely say that as a girl, I consistently break down crying when doing any activity.

[@Kuulpb]

But do you cry when crying?

[@quinnbullock9432]

Kuulpb cry squared

[@vjapple3083]

TotallyNotTailmate Today I ate cereal and had a mental breakdown

[@donutchan8114]

I agree, I made dinner and just wept uncontrollably for no reason.

[@notreallyaki9027]

You cried while writing this comment and so am i

[@juliajohnson7377]

My friend: Hey, have you heard of (insert music artist)? They're good and I like them- Me- Really? That's so mAiNsTrEaM. I bet you also have hair and watch tv. So basic. I personally spend my time listening to the high pitched incoherent screeching of the earth worms in my backyard. It's very underground, I bet you've never even heard of it.

[@succubasu]

"high pitched incoherent screaming of the earthworms in my backyard" did you mean: *Hozier*

[@juliajohnson7377]

@@succubasu oml🤣

[@aboredprophet8128]

I mean, earthworm screeching is pretty underground

[@juliajohnson7377]

@@aboredprophet8128 that is true

[@lizzywithall5619]

Or the "name every songs they've ever released, ha knew you couldn't, you're not a real fan like me"

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Without Rhiannon being here to confirm these are wrong, I think we cannot discount women's obsession with eating hot chip while lubing their legs

[@cennamonzimt]

Sometimes we even use hot chip to apply the leg lube. ;)

[@belisarius6949]

@@cennamonzimt oh god owo

[@toadstooldarling9937]

Im a human woman and I can confirm this is true

[@belisarius6949]

@@toadstooldarling9937 Thank you hooman female for confirming

[@LilRamen]

or their obsession with be bisexual

[@malaizze]

Nobody: Me and the girls in the kitchen at 4:00 AM: *HOT CHIP*

[@scottpilgrim1518]

Jason Lee IS HOT CHIP. NO QUESTION JUST EAT

[@user-gx8fw8qr6d]

Jason Lee HOT CHIP IS HOT CHIP. JUST EAT HOT CHIP AND LIE

[@user-gx8fw8qr6d]

Jason Lee HOT CHIP IS HOT CHIP. ITS NAMED AFTER WHAT IT IS HOT CHIP.

[@scottpilgrim1518]

ɑѵɑղժɑ ೃೕೂ THIS MAN CORRECT HOT CHIP IS HOT CHIP EAT AND SHUT FACE

[@infinity001plus1]

@Jason Lee Hot Chip is probably just a very warm dorito

[@luci4r861]

"So women are cars?" -Wilbur Soot 2019

[@trishugnish]

@Herdan more proof that everything is a jojo reference

[@Retarded_Ape]

Herdan im in the wrong universe

[@dizzycomedy2306]

*Greatest quote of all time*

[@jorgos8559]

My frend have teory about women and cars

[@xcp4518]

I am woman and confirm car

[@lovesickness1274]

Telling a woman she's sexist cause she doesn't want to send a pic of her boobs is literally one of THE dumbest things I've ever heard.

[@Kettie5]

Wait, you’re not sending me a picture of an explicit body part with a sexual connotation which I could possibly share online with everybody I know and ruin your life? I feel discriminated against! Grab the pitchforks!

[@notaprogamer2782]

Some Transgenders do the same thing when you reject a date from one

[@Jets_Archive]

​@@Kettie5not the best tactic for a tit pic, but a tactic nonetheless.

[@celery.]

You're just eating hot chip and lying

[@Sniperboy5551]

It’s true though

[@offbranddorito9668]

Shit, someone needs to explain what's happening in this video to me. My screen is, like, COVERED in my emotional girl tears, I can't see a thing. Not to mention my lubed legs getting all over the place

[@inirafitzpatrick8941]

Okay what are hot chips, I’ve seriously never heard of then

[@GamingOS]

@@inirafitzpatrick8941 Like chips that are spicy? American chips not fucking fries btw.

[@notreallyaki9027]

GamingOS then there is hot fries lol

[@weirdobrotato3149]

@@inirafitzpatrick8941 "hot chips" is a slang for fries in my country.

[@PatriotDank]

GamingOS Im American but hot chip, whether it means fries or chips like Lays Chips, it doesn’t make sense either way. Wtf is “hot chip”

[@thatnicklongo5939]

Me in the garage: "Honey can you pass me the socket wrench---OH MY GOD NEVERMIND!"

[@Para-KGB]

lmao

[@tatiana2133]

HoNeyY

[@Karkagami]

She found out the hidden power of socket wrenches.

[@MaraMcGuinnes]

WHY IS MY HAMMER SO WET

[@Tumi1990]

Socket wenches on socket wrenches, amirite?

[@AurorasAura4417]

I can't even hear this video over my Bisexuality and Hot Chip crunching, but for some reason I started crying

[@babynuggethead5576]

Omfg!!!! You eat that hot chip gurl! 😭

[@sunnydreams5482]

I'm crying at the Homestuck profile picture

[@thmayor13]

Me too

[@AurorasAura4417]

@iit’2 2ollux bruh I see u, I see u

[@AurorasAura4417]

@@sunnydreams5482 OwO I've genuinely been meaning to change it but eh

[@ponyboy-sh2ws]

me: comes out as bi to my parents my parents, sobbing: if only we had her before 1993

[@linkinlog8543]

wormy boy *why does Chihiro have a gun*

[@louissss9882]

Lee Art LMFAO I-

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Did you also come out as a hot chip eater though?

[@PowerSpirit50]

@@linkinlog8543 That is a very valid question that I don't have an answer to.

[@KKCHUM-bu9oh]

oh, worm?

[@mattt1476]

the secret to girls pleasure are naruto hand signs

[@Nokomomo22]

Nah son you have to use the whole American and Japanese sign language inside her to achieve female orgasm. I know, I am a woman.

[@beepboop8751]

No, you gotta do some JoJo stands, that'll make them go crazy!

[@nugget4yearsago518]

Pp no jutsu

[@theatgung]

Nah Detroit Smash is where it’s at

[@mikhailthegreatestdragon3627]

420 likes

[@babybelcheese2906]

other girls: - i love *death grips* me: -i love *mcdonald’s* -i love *charge my phone* -i love *twerk* -i love *be bisexual* -i love *eat hot chip and lie*

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

I love sex I love boys I love makeup I love go out

[@crispycornflakes8238]

uwu sAmE

[@borbelyveronika4493]

is this an evolved r/notlikeothergirls shit lol tf

[@bangtanxtra6041]

I love Soothouse I love JacksucksatLife I love fOrTniTe dO yOu kNow dEr wAaaaAaayY

[@jackmclean9529]

h o t c h i p

[@pirhomega3382]

It's been over a year and I still can't tell the difference between any of them

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Charlie is surprisingly quiet in this video.

[@fife8332]

Same, the only one I can differentiate is the fat one.

[@raphaelambrosiuscosteau829]

Typical women

[@bonnievoiceactor]

Oh good it's not just me

[@raptorcell6633]

I know Jack and Rihanna but I suppose she doesn't count

[@tiidall]

Men: Who wants hot chip at 3 in the morning? Women: *oh boy hot chip*

[@beaverpoo8086]

Tidal you forgot the lie😡😡😡

[@ohno4865]

@@beaverpoo8086 maybe the lie was hot chip all along. So deep.

[@Mrsheep-sn1iu]

[̲̅c̲̅][̲̅o̲̅][̲̅l̲̅][̲̅d̲̅] [̲̅c̲̅][̲̅h̲̅][̲̅i̲̅][̲̅p̲̅]

[@Cardinalt]

*maybe the real hot chip was the friends we made along the way*

[@kermitsewerside]

the post at 3:00 is clearly wrong because they forgot ‘🚿’

[@thetman0068]

Profile pic checks out

[@interstellaromelette9466]

kermit sewerside and if you’ve seen DDLC, 🖌🔪

[@Jack_Woods]

✂🌂🗡🚬📌🕯🔫🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜💦 😩

[@midnlghtmoon]

heck I thought this was an emoji for motor oil not a shower head😂

[@0Onyx13]

I miss my old shower head with super pressure 😪we had some good times together.

[@spookehghost]

I love that this video is only two people. I can finally understand who is who lol

[@valeries9796]

"Look, I don't know who this woman is but they're meeting all of my standards."

[@milkyjuice646]

Does she know how to cook spaghetti?

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

@@milkyjuice646 only if you're The Great Papyrus

[@milkyjuice646]

@@Chiller-pc1dv "Nyehehe"

[@amandachwazik7859]

“Women born after 1993 can’t cook, all they know is McDonald’s” Okay Sheldon, the closest thing you did to cooking this week was make cereal with stale lucky charms at 2pm on a Tuesday

[@everythingtutorials1322]

Spicy Puff tiddlywinks oddly specific

[@lizardpoo8524]

And drink yo beers at the pub with yo soggy chips on Saturdays

[@tertiaritus]

@@lizardpoo8524 not even a hot chip...

[@skeptical_dragonfruit]

I feel called out 😔✊👊

[@ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328]

...on a taco tuesday?

[@chesusjrist9733]

Eat hot chip and lie is an actual insult I've had hurled at me in New York.

[@Creatorsan]

I DO NOT eat hot chip. Spicy food is not my liking. And I'm female.

[@crackedemerald4930]

Did you eat a hot chip and lie tho?

[@Creatorsan]

@@crackedemerald4930 No I'm not a spicy girl.

[@accountofthebird]

@@Creatorsan see?? there they go. LYING again. we know you eat hot chip, woman. stop attempting to fill my head with your PITIFUL *LIES* .

[@miltonferreira9287]

G O T T A V A S E L I N E M E L E G S

[@Rahonavis70m]

Eat hot chip: exists Eat pant: ‘Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!’

[@Amuneh]

Can't wait for this Merch

[@munkle_3]

mercg

[@cillianclarke8987]

Guys being honest... Skyrim grandma.

[@milliedodd5278]

Touch fanny: Am I a joke to you?

[@27vamps]

Yes. Just yes.

[@wyrmie7276]

You've heard of eat pant, now get ready for *EAT HOT CHIP*

[@yoshikagekira1237]

pant flavored hot chip or hot chip flavored pant?

[@maiag3354]

Eat hot pant chip

[@DevTook]

New female merch

[@Byvowana]

Eating hot chip while touching fanny

[@pizzacat9442]

*EAT PANT CONAR*

[@deadaccount2212]

As a bisexual girl who loves to charge her phone, twerk, eat at McDonald's, lie, and eat hot chip, I feel personally attacked by this post.

[@robinchesterfield42]

I would be DAMN impressed if I met someone who could do all of those things at the same time, not gonna lie. I'm imagining the McDonalds and/or hot chip flying everywhere because of the twerking...

[@chronicgrails2412]

*cronches on hot chip* same

[@honeybee3269]

@@robinchesterfield42 *Twerks* Hello male or female McDonald's worker I'm attracted to you. I'm plugging in my phone right now. I don't like hot chips.

[@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231]

Ah yes, charging my phone, my favorite afternoon activity

[@PEROMYSCUSEXPLOSUS]

doki doki

[@tavvy4426]

Me at nine: **making mulch castles in the playground** My uterus: *where...are the baby’s....*

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

Oh no, they start at 9?

[@peenyweeny3834]

Ole Rasmussen they could start as young as 8 😔

[@dr2brains_]

They start about 5 sadly, us females just always have the uncontrollable urge to procreate. It’s why we’re constantly emotional.

[@goblindude4242]

@@Ole_Rasmussen not usually, usually they start between 11-14.

[@naranciaghirga2100]

@@goblindude4242 They should start at that age but the rate of growth of this age is horrible. They could get it as early as 5 and as late as 20

[@Lndo-sh1xl]

You know what they say about wrenches Mechanic girls make do

[@Harry-cy5vz]

This is the true reason why women aren't encouraged to go into scientific industries... Their vaginas go into vacuum mode around tools and lab equipment, in an attempt to satiate their need to satisfy the female orgasm (which they learn exists during the 4th year of a STEM degree!!). It's sad but true...

[@magmaslasher7604]

@@nope12345 r/cursedcomments

[@magobenilde6127]

noooooooooooooooo

[@zeddy2284]

Lool

[@wor4656]

My day is ruined.

[@hi-nw7qy]

The others aren't here because they don't know how girls work. Especially Rhianna.

[@airysama8812]

Nah she's just out eating hot chip.

[@tillychee]

And lying!

[@NimhLabs]

... I was going to comment about RT... but then I read the comments...

[@Berries20]

And seducing men with her glossy lips and lubed up legs and charging her phone!

[@RobynReanimates]

I'm fairly certain Rhianna is an incel

[@mangolover4426]

These are the videos that you watch at 4am, while half asleep, and just closing your eyes and listening to the voices say random shit until you fall asleep. They just feel comfy.

[@xctye27]

Goddamn, bro, I somehow feel you.

[@MegaU]

yo wtf this was me last night

[@the6250]

It is currently 2:51 AM. I'll probably fall asleep soon. This comment is extremely accurate.

[@MegaU]

@@the6250 lmao I literally stayed up all night

[@the6250]

@@MegaU I did that last night

[@deevee5327]

"13 clicks" When the G-spot is in another god damn city.

[@FlareJollyDragoness]

Ugh, I hate it when that happens, am I right?

[@juno9607]

DeeVee Ikr I hate how sometimes I can’t orgasm until I move across the country smh

[@FlareJollyDragoness]

@@juno9607 So annoying, especially since we girls have to constantly lube our legs before we go anywhere. XD

[@sctcats]

It sounds about right to me 😂

[@Jack_Woods]

Finger: **arrives** G-Spot: _Aight' bro, imma head out_

[@HTPCYMC]

Wait a minute... why are they saying that lubing your legs is only a women thing? I thought it was a normal thing for everyone to do.

[@axmoylotl]

Whats your preferred lubing oil? my dad knows all about oils, there are like 4 kinds (yes im talking about motor oil)

[@Retarded_Ape]

Axolotl motor oil as lube sounds nice

[@wakawakawakawaka8804]

@@axmoylotl some cooking oil or butter. ....I'm a pan

[@hochimane6535]

Great for fitting into tight spaces

[@baconsalad9743]

@@axmoylotl I personally prefer bleach, it makes it really smoooooth

[@pokewho]

It's not easy being a lying, twerking, bisexual car with glossy lips and lubed legs. I always have to eat hot chip and mcdonald's in order to have enough fuel necessary to charge my phone!

[@starstudios653]

ChangeOfHeart101 same af

[@acribuss]

But what kind of motor oil do you use?

[@colorbar.s]

@@acribuss I use the fourth kind personally

[@Minecraft34]

666 likes. Perfection

[@0Onyx13]

And don't forget to have sex so you can get an abortion! Makes your day, really.

[@ObeyCamp]

What the phrase "girls can't orgasm" actually means is "I'm an extremely insufficient and very self-centered sexual partner, and always have been."

[@TiffanyRay]

If she cant orgasm your probably doing it wrong

[@theoriesicantexplain2433]

Imagine exposing yourself like that lolll

[@boo_blue_boo9229]

Soo, ben shapiro?

[@marvmarv5629]

Bold of you to assume that person is a partner

[@theoriesicantexplain2433]

@Leviathan sorry, is this a joke?

[@witchplease2831]

This title is extremely misleading! As a human woman, I can confirm that we do eat chip, lube our legs, aren't gay just for Chad and are cars.

[@cossaizy6309]

If youre cars does that mean we can buy replacable parts?, if i held a girl on my back does that mean a car rode me?

[@witchplease2831]

@@cossaizy6309 Yes for both, that's just how human women work. Now go impress all the guests at your next dinner party by saying that you've carried a car on your back, my dude. 👍

[@podzebra]

hello ask aph fruk icon

[@Narwhal39]

So that transforming girls anime wasn’t just nonsense!

[@luco663]

I can confirm this.

[@bolsen9900]

My uncle’s name is Chad, and he is exactly the opposite of the Chad stereotype and I love it.

[@edokdicht]

he's a virgin ?

[@angerfishus682]

The virgin chad vs the chad virgin?

[@mariananda5733]

He is a beta?

[@bolsen9900]

Fernanda Hassen No he just had really bad seizures as a child that stunted his brain development at a young age. So now hes just a really timid and friendly guy.

[@innocehnt75]

SAME

[@Kapin05]

The guy at 6:12 forgot to close his bracket. He will forever be locked in a side tangent about birth control.

[@JohnDixon]

To be fair, that's probably what most of his conversations are anyway

[@someonessidechannel1485]

So that's what happened!

[@prodbysret]

parenthesis*

[@waluigicultmember2539]

god damn I hate it when that happens to me

[@JaneDoe-xx6hp]

Love it when men who aren't medical experts try to explain how to handle periods

[@GippyHappy]

I love when men dictate to women what they're thinking and feeling

[@remi-gw7en]

Your pfp haunts me

[@GippyHappy]

@Ashton Todarello what are you trying to say exactly?

[@GippyHappy]

@Ashton Todarello That's nice.

[@GippyHappy]

@Ashton Todarello What is?

[@ragingbeast5401]

I like to imagine all these people are like 3 guys that just have no clue how humans work

[@starlight4649]

They all just congregate to drink mountain dew and discuss their stereotypes.

[@ragingbeast5401]

@@starlight4649 You can tell its them from the, "stains" on the floor and the destinctive smell of Hot Pockets, Mountain Dew and pain.

[@starlight4649]

@@ragingbeast5401 don't forget the smell of neck beard sauce.

[@starlight4649]

@@ragingbeast5401 don't forget the smell of neck beard sauce.

[@polarity1262]

I’m so glad everyone at soothouse showed up for this special day

[@yincheri1421]

as a seagull born after 1993, can confirm eat hot chip

[@sethmoneygetter]

im eat cold chip

[@sashi5887]

im eat lukewarm chip

[@dominusgrumio]

im eat the souls of the innocent

[@renaee_qt]

I’m eat chip dip

[@XarathDominion]

@@dominusgrumio so, a bagel.

[@andypandy8584]

It's true my female friends spontaneously burst into tears multiple times within the hour

[@vin072]

Yes and as a women, I constantly find myself accidently stabbing men and crashing vehicles

[@phia._.]

@@vin072 I mean-that’s fair

[@LittleMissDeath]

I feel bad for the guy who believes woman can’t orgasm, because clearly he’s doing it wrong.

[@noble1051]

Is he doing it at all?

[@sodaunderthesink9014]

He's not doing it at all.

[@Nikowo1610]

He is doing it in reverse mode

[@crystaleunoia3974]

That man thinks the clitoris is a mythical creature from tales of yore.

[@Tyler_Fuller]

I love how one guy is complaining he can't stop making women squirt and the very next one is a guy struggling to achieve anything at all. imagine being the second guy reading the first guys "issue". ☠️☠️

[@machupichu18]

*slaps roof of car* *Gets charged with Domestic Abuse*

[@koistarz]

ah yes, the ol' "slap cars = behind bars" trap

[@sQuibleable]

All the woman I know prefer cold chip

[@louisl2747]

Lmao

[@jiiva1063]

The women I know prefer D O G

[@minosnails1894]

Better be cold chip or no chip.

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

I like lukewarm chip.

[@Mango-xn8sd]

Fake

[@emiliachabik1205]

Yes, I am a female F - eat mcdonald's E - charge me phone M - twerk A - be bisexual L - eat hot chip E - LIE

[@SodiumChloride_NaCl]

@Hot E girl ah yes, because f totally stands for *_E_* at mcdonald’s

[@TheHighLizard]

@@SodiumChloride_NaCl?????

[@Dragon_momma]

@@SodiumChloride_NaCl they mean switching L- eat hot chip E - LIE To L- LIE E- eat hot chip

[@isaacdanoob2434]

@@SodiumChloride_NaCl r/whoosh

[@eldonhill4840]

@@SodiumChloride_NaCl did you not pay attention to point E?

[@Qwertydud3]

“Who brought oil into the conversation?” America that’s who

[@CV-ly6ct]

U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A

[@Retarded_Ape]

SAWMILL SAWMILL SAWMILL SAWMILL

[@david-kc5hr]

America fuck yea..... 'merica

[@Vassilinia]

Did someone say oil? Looks like there's someone in need of some *FREEDOM*

[@zapp-san2844]

K and an E and a T and a T E and a R and an ING T and an O and a W N Kettering town fc

[@homegrownlewds2675]

Women Born after 10000 bc only know 3 things: bathe, cook meat, articulate speech.

[@chloe2258]

Disgusting

[@worm69420]

@@chloe2258 ok

[@ThePhinista]

WONG. Women only know how to complain

[@AwesomeYena]

@@ThePhinista What the heck is a "WONG"

[@lynmcc3651]

RandomBeast ik

[@J-D03]

Lightning McQueen's race against Dr. Eggman is my favourite part of Cars.

[@Kinography]

J-D Thunder Broke: Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games Woke: Lightning McQueen and Robotnik at the 24 Hours of Le Mans

[@gizmo7528]

Then O.J. Simpson kills his wife.

[@uaQt]

Wtf I have seen ur comments popular many times before

[@luvcure]

I love that the ‘eat hot chip, and lie’ has carried on to the point that Techno has said it

[@mariamalkasian2086]

Wait really????

[@roseshi6736]

Lube your legs and use oil instead of tampons - Soothouse (2019)

[@incog0956]

That guy that went off about oil, that whole post was a wild ride

[@theodour8617]

Might be a schizophrenic person?

[@philipp7935]

Odoury looks like you’ve got an oil leak

[@theodour8617]

@@philipp7935 I do.

[@fart63]

@@theodour8617 how do you get schizophrenia from that

[@Nepustus]

As a woman, I feel very understood and respected by this video. Thank you, SootHouse

[@tacoedits6947]

Soothouse: Has 1 million subscribers Also Soothouse: *Last uploaded 5 months ago* EDIT: It hurts....

[@AlexS-sc3gb]

How does it feel now?

[@snoworveins1212]

They're clearly giving everyone enough time to eat hot chip, charge their smart phones and masturbate with wrenches and spock hand-signs.

[@izperehoda]

*18 months

[@bismarku]

for anyone wondering, they indefinitely stopped making videos due to the sheer amount of automated text-to-speech reddit videos. but it's indefinite and they can come back whenever they want. some of them are streaming, some are living life atm. they will make reddit videos and similar types of content when it's not as popular. they were funny because they had a lot of personality and they were dumb at reading, but everyone else jumped on the bandwagon because reddit is a gold mine of insanity.

[@playte9860]

@@izperehoda 18 now

[@teddytiger2012]

me, age 12: pppbtbthtptbthth my period: hurry up and birth a c h i l d

[@buggybrained]

Teddy Tiger SAME

[@user-t0oky0b1tch]

I don’t get it someone explain

[@onyx7332]

シ hehe

[@meme_lover.69]

@@user-t0oky0b1tch basically mean all girls have babies and they actually get that urge to want to reproduce with a man, and that's part of nature

[@LethalMonarch]

1) KZbin is a 13+ site 2) nobody gives a shit about your periods except for your mom 3) stop

[@flaminlo9104]

80% of the video: not how girls work 11% of the video: indie music discussion 9% of the video: will thirsting over chad

[@satqur]

1:19 "women seduce men with their painted lips and legs" ... Did an Aztec write that?

[@wor4656]

ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga chaka

[@mrflibble1259]

I mean, that's wasn't the quote at all but ok

[@humantrash4022]

ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga chaka

[@crandigo5687]

@@wor4656 I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELING

[@boot-nr7jn]

ya, an ancient aztec demi-god, actually 3 of them

[@gheist966]

28th sep. 2023 got this in my home page and i fucking miss soothouse

[@chadschmaltz9790]

That one post wasn't wrong, all women are lesbians until they meet me. Then they become super lesbians.

[@GamingOS]

Fucking LMAO thank you Schmaltz very cool.

[@pheurangtchi9754]

Oh my god you like Sorrow TV?

[@chadschmaltz9790]

@@pheurangtchi9754 yes I do.

[@tyrekodebiyi8949]

@@chadschmaltz9790 I love how the soothouse members and sorrow are like siblings, just without the fighting

[@citruslllad]

Chad Schmaltz aaaaa nice save

[@jaretrodriguez8843]

Me: eggplant Wilbur: *A U B E R G I N E*

[@juliacassiano4499]

I love britts

[@MrIKnow-qk8cr]

Britans: **are culturally different from americans** Jaret rodrigues: How DARE YOU

[@justsomeguy898]

@@MrIKnow-qk8cr they were literally just pointing out the humor in the difference of the two words. can't imagine how far you had to reach for that

[@jynxx37]

Aubergine dreams~

[@imperialguard451]

Mr. IKnow person: *points out a cultural difference they find funny* Mr. IKnow: how dare you H A T E THE CULTURALLY SUPERIOR BRITAIN!!!!!!

[@uwuvision3211]

God, I'm so glad i'm a lesbian. [Edit: I'm not a lesbian anymore, I just met chad at the co-op. Nice lad, he is]

[@whyhasgodabandonedus9665]

this is one of the funniest comments on this fucking video bless you

[@noahlee2042]

HAHA fucking lost it.

[@mariananda5733]

Is nice to be heterosexual.

[@ruesurnameunimportant4816]

Being gay can suck, but boy does it have its perks. I don't think I've met Chad, tho. God, if Chad becomes gender neutral, it'll start to get confusing.

[@uwuvision3211]

Rue Surnameunimportant Chad is Aphrodite in her male-passing form

[@themambawarrior2290]

I mean, dogs have knotted shafts, and a characteristic of that is the knot swelling upon climax and preventing the shaft from being removed. It may not be how girls work, but that's certainly how dogs work.

[@jolliwoodstudios]

i'm very uncomfortable as to how you know this

[@TrutiTru]

@@jolliwoodstudios it's common knowledge for any dog breeders, vets, or anyone who looked it up

[@TrutiTru]

@@jolliwoodstudios but you're right, still a tiny bit concerning

[@no-better-name]

@Bad Guy _regret_

[@tochka832]

@@jolliwoodstudios i know it because there are a lot of stray dogs in my area and in the winter it happens with them a lot... not a pleasant view i should say

[@tavvy4426]

As a literal child who can cook, I can confirm I have set my house on fire

[@xojnowns1520]

Is your profile pic what I think it is? Because if it is, then profile pic checks out. (Is it Willow?)

[@kedarunzi9139]

Yeah seems to be Wilson

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

Me too. I also twerk and eat hot chip

[@tavvy4426]

Xoj Nowns yup

[@BLANKONTOP]

No joke, I nearly burnt my house down to the ground when I was making cereal. Don't put an 11 year old in a kitchen by themself.

[@Xolaeth]

Guess I'm a woman cos I never leave the house without my L U B E D E G S

[@NikkiBudders]

@Beemanq Always remember to use an organic water-based lube when basting your turkey.

[@kamchaotic6225]

According to your icon, you're a sexy woman.

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

MY BITCH

[@honeyjar2970]

@@NikkiBudders thank you for that tip

[@cossaizy6309]

That sounds badass and disgusting as fuck at the same time

[@andrewbailey7999]

"Eat hot chip and lie" - quality T-Shirt slogan right there

[@erenoz2910]

imagine having hair this meme was made by the bald gang

[@DrFrenchfries]

me, a jewish woman who is also a car: kachow. **Eats hot chips**

[@TakerFanNMSH]

Kachow!

[@flytrapYTP]

They're not "hot chips", they are a singular H O T C H I P

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Don't forget to lube your wheels.

[@someman66]

Kerchew

[@parafaust6201]

I've never laughed harder at a series of replies

[@EntFellow]

Hearing them read these insane paragraphs with such perfect dictation is sorta like getting hit with a tree branch, but hey at least it was covered in flowers. PS. Cheers lads love it (Edit) this is a lotta likes, and honestly I'd like to cash them in for my SootHouse™ merchandise ™ please

[@Nosebluds]

Will: one million!! Gotta invite everyone!! :D * gentle wind blowing * Jack, in the distance: wee! edit: congrats by the way on one million

[@tianalakes7392]

as a woman born after 1993 I can confirm that I spend most of my days consuming hot chip and doing the *lie*

[@devinhawthorne9029]

Is this comment a lie?

[@Gleamiarts]

Sorry i burnt the pasta again... all i know is McDonald's charge they phone twerk and be bisexual Edit: How could i forget crying whilst eat8ng hot chip

[@WinterPains]

You also forgot the lubed legs!!!

[@saxx9088]

And LIE

[@bonniebubs]

but do you *lie*

[@beanbaghandle]

Jack: "I've not heard of worst party ever" He's literally taking part in one as he speaks.

[@android19willpwn]

heyo

[@classyglassy2035]

I remember the glossy lips and lubed legs tweet! I think that was DM McAllister who tweeted that. It's frightening how little some of these people understand anything. That's a woman who said that, for the record.

[@dumpstercub2902]

I wonder if she lubed up her legs before tweeting it out

[@andrescolado8868]

@@dumpstercub2902 no she was distracted by being bisexual , eating hot chip and lying

[@flunkett5617]

"just hold in ur period" -my brother

[@snailuka]

yeah because it's exactly like pee they come out of the same thing, so it's the same, right?

[@flunkett5617]

@@snailuka you're being sarcastic right?

[@snailuka]

@@flunkett5617 yeah, i probably should've made that clear

[@flunkett5617]

@@snailuka lol it's oki

[@flunkett5617]

@Diana The Werewolf ?

[@primitivechef8009]

I don't understand why girls hate me like they dont even look at my figures smh

[@numb3r9]

ur fat lol

[@firstkeepitreel]

By numbers do you mean age? Cause I think people nowadays prefer those in the single digits...

[@firstkeepitreel]

(Btw that was a pure joke I just have a dirty mind don’t mind me)

[@primitivechef8009]

@@firstkeepitreel of course I mean older girls I feel like the younger generation wouldn't understand such pristine art

[@rnx516]

@@numb3r9 You are very smart, good criticism.

[@Feiyyun]

Lips? Glossy Legs? Lubed Bisexuals? Untwerkable Soot? Housed Hotel? Trivago Meme? *Dead*

[@aitipsea3909]

Not as dead as my sexuality

[@kiloapex1092]

Creeper? Ah man! Hotel? Trivago.

[@wor4656]

Organs? Ruptured Diabetes? Type 2 Condition? Terrible Help.

[@zebedeezing4181]

Pussy? Roast beef

[@quintonlich]

Yep. It's woman time

[@abbielong2225]

As a woman I cannot comment this because I cAN'T SEE I'M CRYING TOO HARD ANDHSHFK HDJ

[@mememaster695]

Someone forgot to lube their legs

[@fynnla.e]

You're not a woman because you are a woman but women lie and you claimed to be a woman so you are not a woman.

[@bajula4444]

@@fynnla.e I was honestly waiting for a comment like this.

[@user-gx8fw8qr6d]

JUST EAT HOT CHIP AND LIE IT HELPS WITH THE CRYING SIDJWJEGISJEX XKSKW IWKSJS

[@toonbat]

I have a suspicion the 'lubed legs' comment was a complete misunderstanding of 'waxed legs', as if the wax applied was a lubricant, like the wax you use on a bike chain, instead of part of a hair-removal procedure.

[@SyrenKindra]

As a woman, I can confirm that everything in this video is true.

[@ethanadams8109]

I'm not surprised.

[@josiahklein70]

You heard it here, folks.

[@dexthesex5143]

You're lying, eating hot chip

[@riotbreaker3506]

As a third party, I can agree.

[@bingbonghafu]

I can’t trust you, you might be doing some Jewish tricks

[@blueninety]

Furry AND Republican Dad asked why the dog is walking funny

[@PHAToregon]

Alexandre accurate

[@fulcrum2951]

@@PHAToregon accurate

[@Don-hm4mm]

@@fulcrum2951 accurate

[@StranaHyena]

@@Don-hm4mm accurate

[@user-hz5hn7ts1i]

@@StranaHyena accurate

[@luigiboyinblu]

Teacher: What‘s funny? Me: Oh, nothing, sorry My brain: 6:11 Wheezebur Soot

[@entityoflunar]

I genuinely forgot that _Aubergine_ meant eggplant in french.

[@beastkotathix6662]

The UK also calls it Aubergine most of the time

[@philipp7935]

I genuinely forgot that Lupus is the latin name for the wolf taxonic

[@jamiehayn]

aubergine is the standard english, eggplant is exclusively an american word

[@no-better-name]

i constantly forget the word "reciprocal"

[@bofuuu]

Also in English, lmao

[@thestutteringspartan5155]

Showed this to my girlfriend and for each one she nodded along and said "basically". God I love her

[@GamingOS]

Even the one about girls not orgasming?

[@thestutteringspartan5155]

@@GamingOS lol nah, with that one she just made a face

[@GamingOS]

@@thestutteringspartan5155 bruh lmao

[@zenith8417]

@@thestutteringspartan5155 There's unintentionally funny, then there's straight up disrespectful. That orgasm one is MAD disrespectful.

[@fulcrum2951]

Is it your hand?

[@citruslllad]

'what if they break down crying?' If you mean when they see your blood... What do you think we piss 3-5 days a month? Edit: HOLY SHIT??? SOME OF YOU ARE GETTING THEM FOR 7+ DAYS??? HOLY SHIT I SEND YOU BEST OF LUCK YOU ARE FUCKING BEASTS

[@TheBlessedSteph]

pee do you pee blood? Like that’s bad for you you need to stop peeing blood before you is the are is the die so we are the we can

[@imp8453]

@@TheBlessedSteph we dont technically pee it, it just sort of leaks out of us. And its fine, its just the uteran wall. Look up what a period is kiddo

[@XxIamthebeanxX]

@@TheBlessedSteph I had a stroke reading this

[@jayjaywolf8988]

PhoebeDMR I think that person had a stroke writing it

[@1WEareBUFO1]

@@TheBlessedSteph you is the are is the die. nailed it

[@coastwolves]

6:24 soooo I got my period when I was twelve.. so my body, instead of maturing over time, was telling me, a twelve year old child who could NOT handle pregnancy without extreme damage to the body, to get pregnant. nice.

[@SWIFTO_SCYTHE]

Actually its your body telling you to become pregnant or suffer the pain of not pleasing a man with lubed legs and hot chip XD.

[@LeBornMajes]

Women in Philippines get periods on 9-18 yrs

[@wolfboyft]

Yup, but don't worry. The perv is wrong, just be sure to stick around those who know that :-)

[@Para-KGB]

lmao

[@TakerFanNMSH]

I was 11 and it was painful ;-; labor? Hell naw

[@desireehurley6879]

Me: *gets period at nine years old* Body: "You know what that means! Time to be pregnant!" At least, according to this guy aha

[@beri4138]

Getting a period at 9 years old is weirder than anything these guys said.

[@kck4y]

@@beri4138 no. a girl’s period can start as early as age 8. it’s not really something out of this world, pal.

[@mariamalkasian2086]

@@beri4138 My best friends sister got it at six

[@beri4138]

@@mariamalkasian2086 wtf

[@mariamalkasian2086]

@@beri4138 Ikr

[@nodreambeliever9319]

This video has convinced me that thermo-nuclear destruction is the only way

[@grugg3108]

Luckily you can purchase (less enriched) active uranium.

[@grugg3108]

And you can get plutonium from Libyans

[@Andyatl2002]

Let’s just invent a new country where we can eat hot chip an lie in peace, it’s only for women though...

[@interstellaromelette9466]

ComradeSandwich I agree. Let’s purge humanity from existence together.

[@heathertaylor8904]

I'm with you. Burn it all.

[@cataclysmicnothing]

I lube my legs with Amazon Basics 10W30 *_exclusively_*

[@werewolf4358]

Is it because the smell attracts men, who are only capable of enjoying manly things?

[@swxsp00ky99]

I use motor oil myself, it helps me get more car guys

[@glazeliights7025]

Blatant lies. I'm bisexual but I can't twerk. Such misrepresentation

[@siiluviilu]

Please tell me you make up for your shortcomings by eating hot chip

[@jordyn.24]

I’m bi and can’t twerk either😣

[@yell0w355]

@@siiluviilu And lubing your legs

[@mouse.04]

i don't charge my phone, no ones perfect

[@littleoreo7717]

Same.

[@katsala918]

Just wait until we tell the incels about asexuals.

[@bunshr00m]

they'll explode and puke and die

[@VultureClone]

They know and they flat out deny it exists. Just like they deny anything exists that is a hindrance to them possibly getting laid.

[@olgierdvoneverec4135]

They just think we are gay beta simps... I don't know either.

[@casualcrisis6349]

you mean people with sexual disorders? lol, yeah... they'll get a kick out of that

[@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764]

@@casualcrisis6349 Not a sexual disorder, dude