NOT MY PRECIOUS TWITTER!

[@StickMaster500]

Probably one of the most emotional moments in the entire Breaking Bad series

[@theopenrift]

The most emotional moment ever portrayed by a piece of wood

[@randomcommentor]

how the hell is *THE* StickMaster500 not verified??? I think a youtube boycott is in order..

[@Stayler17]

I never cry watching movies or series by i balled my eyes out in this part

[@starkillersneed]

Bro, that's obviously The Wire

[@QuokkaWaka]

@@randomcommentor Honestly! They wouldn't know fame if it whacked them in the face.

[@Nattedooier]

The finale was great! Can’t believe they got Jordan Peterson as a guest star!

[@malypavel25]

Same. Can’t wait for the new spin-off Uncancelling Peterson!

[@Lupta-o6o]

IKR

[@neo-paladinproductions3522]

Bravo Vince!

[@eliseo5416]

They probably just waved some drugs in his face and he did anything they asked

[@AverageAmerican_]

YO 🇷🇺kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ_dl4apeshsb9E

[@pikkyeaterz]

When Peterson said “it’s Jordin’ time,” We nearly lost it.

[@thewalrusman57]

haven't seen yet, did he then jord all over everyone afterwards?

[@pineapplec0ke]

💀💀💀

[@chinesecabbagefarmer]

was looking for this comment

[@rubylikessonic2]

Peterson is the most person ever

[@pikkyeaterz]

@@chinesecabbagefarmer it’s always there in the comments of these kinds of videos

[@ArcadeAssassin]

I've never heard such loud silence

[@AverageAmerican_]

YO 🇷🇺kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ_dl4apeshsb9E

[@AverageAmerican_]

YO 🇷🇺kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ_dl4apeshsb9E

[@eEmm1]

When you zoomed out on him being in the witness seat, I lost it hahahaha

[@HarrisChoudhry]

@our hero reported

[@AverageAmerican_]

YO 🇷🇺kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ_dl4apeshsb9E

[@ForTheSuperEarth]

"What rules you sons of bitches!" Gets me every time 😂

[@AverageAmerican_]

YO 🇷🇺kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ_dl4apeshsb9E

[@EddyA1337]

Same here, it's how my grandfather says it XD

[@melonman198]

This was my favourite part of the BCS finale, when they revealed chuck was just Jordan Peterson all along!

[@RamkrishanYT]

I always told you I'd get better

[@RAZORGEKOMAN]

@@Instabruh.User.. must suck to be a bot

[@CuackTheDucks]

@@RamkrishanYT did you Pass the Bar?

[@AverageAmerican_]

YO 🇷🇺kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ_dl4apeshsb9E

[@AverageAmerican_]

YO 🇷🇺kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ_dl4apeshsb9E

[@jimass13]

Are you telling me that a man just happens to get suspended like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jordy!

[@QuackTheNinja]

He defecated through a retweet!

[@james07studios48]

Pretty sure he made a lot of money after being banned since now he has joined the daily Wire

[@isthatbraised]

@@james07studios48 Its a bcs reference

[@Andres45689]

He defecated through a sunroof!

[@AverageAmerican_]

YO 🇷🇺kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ_dl4apeshsb9E

[@SmileytheSmile]

"I don't know, Jordan. Could you reach into your breast pocket and tell me what's there?" *sigh* "What now." *Jordan reaches into his breast pocket only to reveal to the court a large lobster, which he drops in fear immideately.*

[@emadaldougleh6927]

Hah so funny 😑

[@Cheebui4809]

Man I love it when youtube deals with these wack ass replies

[@kingcyclops4079]

@@Instabruh.User.. what does that have to do with anything?

[@Pilachio]

@@kingcyclops4079 this your first time seeing these lame ass bots?

[@cursed_potato7604]

@@kingcyclops4079 you should have asked for the link

[@HeisenbergTheFirst]

Your honour my client is just simply having a twitter moment, may we proceed?

[@imranmohammed279]

Yoo I've seen you everywhere I've been!

[@greyghost2492]

i can't believe jordan said that communism is bad! he is completely unhinged! he's gone off the deep end! he's gone too far! i've totally lost my respect for him!

[@TomSmith-li5se]

@@greyghost2492 as a communist I agree.

[@TheDonMan97]

@@TomSmith-li5se ew

[@rosslytle5700]

@@TomSmith-li5se Don’t you mean, “*we agree, comrade?” I’m not a communist; I just met a lot of them on Reddit.

[@limecoveredbrick]

i unironically love the way he delivers the woke moralists line, it almost sounds like an official invasion notice sent by a count of some neighbouring kingdom

[@popkhorne5372]

Which is why this fits so well in command and conquer.

[@Renegadetothe64th]

It’s pretty cringe and sounds very out of touch

[@samhwwg]

@@Renegadetothe64thOut of touch with what? The woke moralists?

[@limecoveredbrick]

@@Renegadetothe64th sounds like you are a woke moralist

[@Renegadetothe64th]

@@limecoveredbrick I don’t even know what that is. I fuckin hate what politics have boiled down to now a days. 😂

[@dw447]

I honestly can't believe he watched that back and thought it was a good idea to make that video public

[@gamacichi]

Idk why but hearing JP say "what rules, you sons-o'-bitches?" makes me laugh every time

[@pcbjunkie1]

Losing your twitter account is like no longer being able to get circumsized. You won't know what you'll be missing and it's probably for the better.

[@sunday1409]

Holy shit

[@kevinbrodacki]

Man I miss my foreskin

[@ThoseWhoHeedTheCall]

No need to clean out the smelly smegma every day, nor have to worry about the higher possibility of contracting diseases, std's and aids. Don't miss twitter at all. Nor the foreskin.

[@TehAnimationSparxx]

​@@ThoseWhoHeedTheCall how to say "I don't clean myself every day" without saying "i dont clean myself every day"

[@Proud_Troll]

Loosing your Twitter account for a political opinion is a sign of growing cancel culture. Cancel culture that is at the root of all evil.

[@goldenbough56]

Whenever he swears, it sounds like he's saying it for the first time without his mom around.

[@MrJonathon08]

“We’ll see who cancels who” Has the same energy as “I have the power of god and anime on my side”

[@Hawbitten]

Did someone actually say “I have the power of god and anime on my side” seriousy?

[@Marco.05]

@@Hawbitten Yes

[@fearfulgrot]

It's a failed one-liner, I don't even see how he thought that it sounds good

[@Ignaciofinger]

@@fearfulgrot He sounds like a Batman villain

[@merlenclownshuffles]

XD

[@danielbaur5765]

When Jordan said "it's cleanin' time" the whole theater was going nuts. Truly one of the movies in history.

[@TheOminousBlade]

I was in the front row crying in tears of joy as he denied the holocaust before my very eyes.

[@rossnation9062]

Evidence? I love when people make declarations without providing any source. On the contrary, he’s talked about the atrocities of the Holocaust many times. Next time don’t let your emotional whims get in the way of facts and data 😉

[@TheOminousBlade]

@@rossnation9062 If you really are a human and not a gullible idiot, don’t defend this man. Quite contradicting to call my comment emotionally charged when you only made that comment because I offended you and your “oh so perfect Jordan Peterson”.

[@TheOminousBlade]

@@rossnation9062 and for the love of god, don’t try and use advanced language because you really aren’t good at it. What it comes down to it, it makes you sound like a pompous asshole.

[@lodewijkveldhuijzen7884]

@@rossnation9062 woosh

[@knighter1209]

Mr. Peterson: "Remember when pride was a sin?" Also Mr. Peterson:

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Fun Fact - If you do eat raw chicken in Minecraft, eat it whilst crouching as this trick apparently lowers your chance of getting poisoned.

[@napoleon96420]

Mozart

[@PencilThief170]

No it doesn't??? Lmao

[@farsightterinokripperino3180]

Haven't seen you in while my brother, of course, I already knew you would be here.

[@jamisonk.097]

I got chat reported by the chicken for "harmful content"....

[@NickelW]

bullshit

[@matthewsong9190]

Probably my favorite scene in Breaking Bad

[@thepowerofsand6180]

Nachos death scene is better

[@_Cato_]

Jordan really the type of feller to say “chicanery”

[@salmonellq2981]

Feller moment

[@_Cato_]

@@salmonellq2981 😳

[@thej7362]

@j - k not really a fan of jordan peterson but i have respect for him not giving into the so called 'woke culture' that's ultimately fueling even more inequality in our country

[@HaHeiX]

@j - k the other way around and you got it right.

[@omp199]

@j - k I am not sure how you can confuse "stand his ground" with "lose his shit". They do not really look the same.

[@GuardianGamerable]

Did he actually say ‘who cancels who?’ I thought that was ai generated this whole time

[@thepowerofsand6180]

Jordan Peterson is a bit deranged lately, man needs serious help

[@WednesdayMan]

yes he surprisingly did.

[@HankusTheTankus333]

Fascists always got a screw loose lol

[@brightroot5719]

@@thepowerofsand6180 "Lately" is putting it very lightly. dude's been going off the deep end for so long now lmao.

[@raynegallaher7661]

The speech here seems to be a combination of either AI or sentence mixing, along with real things he's said. "Up yours, woke moralists, we'll see who cancels who" is entirely real.

[@UhYeahNoThanks]

a man in his 60s taking a temporary ban worse than your average 14 year old

[@felixweinlinger]

The way he says those lines really makes it feel like a Better call Saul scene.

[@EzekielDeLaCroix]

"I have essentially been banned from twitter" That's a good thing, Jordan.

[@DragonPhlegm]

Hearing a 60 year old grown-ass man say he would rather die than delete a tweet is surreal

[@jamesmitch9792]

honestly he lost his brain back in russia all he does now is lose his shit for dumb reasons.

[@insight2]

LMAI

[@mr.smiley1652]

well he's proving a point

[@greyghost2492]

ikr, i can't believe jordan peterson said communism is bad, guy's gone off the deep end

[@littymarquis764]

It's probably more about going against his principles than deleting a message.

[@kryppo4245]

Honestly if you use twitter and you get banned then that’s a blessing

[@davipenha]

True

[@fastestdeath]

More like a medal of honor

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

And he knows that (I hope) he’s just saying that if you have a different opinion than Twitter than you might as well delete it since you ain’t coming back

[@themenagerie5247]

Only if you bully gay people.

[@damiantirado9616]

@@OncelerKidsAreCringe Bro complaining about getting banned on social media is the most snowflake thing anyone could do

[@D9Beats]

Haha the look of disappointment in everyone’s eyes at the end

[@fellipedasilva99]

And his, everyone should be disappointed with Twitter. Or maybe not because it’s Twitter. Self explanatory...

[@wywiertarkowywator7516]

@@fellipedasilva99 💀

[@gmodrules123456789]

You’re laughing. He lost his Twitter and you’re laughing. No man should have to lose his Twitter…

[@Kazoo_man64]

It’s funny. And im TIRED of pretending it’s not.

[@Tespri]

Him losing the twitter account wasn't funny. What was funny was his response video where he looks like typical villain making his grandiose revenge speech.

[@pew6534]

tries to get banned from twitter, gets banned from twitter, surprisedpikachu.png

[@gmodrules123456789]

@@Tespri Hopefully Saul Goodman can get his Twitter back 😞

[@saar2392]

@@gmodrules123456789 I don’t think that even Saul Goodman would want to do anything related to him

[@MH-lg6jm]

"we'll see who cancels who!" that line sounds like something out of Simpsons or Futurama

[@Jetiix]

The amount of energy It took him to say bitches

[@christinar379]

mans was channeling all of his life force into that one

[@geterind]

he took 20 years off his lifespan for this

[@FutureKarkat]

This is when Jordan became Peterson

[@ZValenT]

"The suspension will not be lifted unless I delete the hateful tweet in question, and I would rather die than do that." He deleted the tweet btw

[@jammiestdodger]

"Guess I'll die."

[@JamesV1]

Does that mean he’s dead now???

[@ladyzbs]

This is so good, I am sad that I have nobody to share this with.

[@Hyumifu]

Nice username

[@claudiasolomon1123]

being angry Twitter kicked you out, is worse than creating a Twitter account.

[@Razi_ftw]

Smart lady lol

[@mr.dinglebop3895]

I love how he sounds like when an Ai takes voice clips and makes it talk but fails

[@benson8222]

Its so funny whenever jordan Peterson swears 😂

[@azaz4216]

The real tragedy is that people actually use Shitter to begin with.

[@reharl4953]

Indeed.

[@mr.blueitachi5258]

Twitter: you are suspended Jordan: L + Ratio + simp beta + you're down bad

[@fredecarlslund5407]

Twitter: Dont care + Cry about it + Stop being sexist

[@AppleOfThineEye]

@@fredecarlslund5407 "I don't know what a sexist is." Okay.

[@Dominian1]

Someone sends a mean tweet and you think that I am the one who just reads it and moves on? No. I AM THE ONE WHO BLOCKS.

[@stealthlock6634]

I actually appealed my twitter suspension on Thursday for a tweet that “contained privately owned intimate content shared without owner’s permission.” It was a 30 second video of Stanley Parable gameplay. I even named the game in the tweet. I could’ve deleted the tweet and had my account back by now but Bro, no, there was no intimate content, I’m appealing the ban. It’s been almost a week and I’m still waiting to hear back

[@brendanmaclean3013]

Strange hill to die on 😂

[@stealthlock6634]

@@brendanmaclean3013 Twitter will NOT get away with false suspension today! I gotta have principles! XD

[@xXx_Regulus_xXx]

@@brendanmaclean3013 nobody's dying, tech giants can be wrong sometimes, users are allowed to let em know when that's the case.

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

I'm getting recommended a concerning amount of Jordan Peterson memes. I hope the algorithm doesn't misconstrue this lol.

[@XanderFenikkusu]

misconstrue ? as what?

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

@@XanderFenikkusu as me actually liking the guy. I don't trust KZbin to recognize the difference between liking ironic memes of the guy and actually liking the guy. Don't want talk radio popping up in my feed

[@ElmerAwesome]

@@NigelMelanisticSmith So you're so far the ideological echochamber you're afraid that non-sentient computer generated programs might think you like Jordan Peterson.

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

@@ElmerAwesome yea

[@2FadeMusic]

@@ElmerAwesome not wanting to see a certain propagandist spammed on your screen doesn't mean you're in an ideological echochamber bruh lmfao

[@AlejandroDeYavorsky159]

Twitter is a toxic wasteland

[@johnmartinez7440]

But ever so slightly better since Peterson got suspended.

[@CR055FIRE]

i'd rather die than d e l e t e my t w e e t

[@MerboM89]

the fact that he filmed that whole video seriously is like outsider art

[@mariomaniac581]

Wait it's not a parody on something??

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

@@mariomaniac581 They edited a Jordan Peterson speech into a Netflix show

[@matscripplingdepression7923]

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You...

[@jamesmmcgill]

I apologize. I lost my train of thought... got carried away. Do you have anything else?

[@ikari3509]

The thing is..he was right about it all.Just like Peterson.

[@nagger8216]

Yes, we all watched BCS too

[@merlenclownshuffles]

@@ikari3509 SAUl is a good man, he got me out HALF PRICE BRO!

[@ikari3509]

@@merlenclownshuffles YO THATS WHY HES CALLED SAUL GOODMAN.."ITS ALL GOOD,MAN" WOAHHHH

[@superfire6463]

Why'd he deliver that like a supervillain speech before they get banished only to show up in the 3rd act of the film

[@brettjohnson536]

I love how this rant became a meme almost immediately. And it works with so many different settings 😂

[@kazmahamza3115]

Your honor. My client is completely right.

[@Film-Roller]

At first I thought it was odd to add Mr. Peterson into the show, but then - looking back on Jimmy’s past - it only makes sense that the character of Saul Goodman would be put on moral trial in front of the good doctor himself. 10/10. Great writing. Spin-off time.

[@SCRT]

My face: 🤨 My soul: 💀 My dad: Random chair:🪑

[@ArcadeAssassin]

🤓

[@SCRT]

@@ArcadeAssassin My face: 🤨 My soul: 💀 My dad: Random chair:🪑

[@Thischannelisdicontinued]

@@ArcadeAssassin thank you arcade assassin you are the best

[@marsh346]

funniest youtube commentator

[@robertsteinman4417]

What's wrong with Da Chair and all the broken?!

[@smoker6683]

I see why people make fun of this guy, having a meltdown over an online account like he's 13 years old.

[@Sorrelhas]

Damn, Jordan, sounds like you'd better call Saul

[@kimmolaine8069]

Peterson is insane...

[@bisexualgrinch6690]

Doing that season finale when Jordan Peterson's daughter started dating Andrew Tate and became a single mother, I'm glad Kim was able to help her with child support. Good job Vince!

[@barghest94]

This man is 61 years old.

[@theprecipiceofreason]

Ah yes, the case of J Peterson vs Entitlement.

[@napoleon96420]

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

[@SCRT]

I am a total agreement

[@napoleon96420]

@@SCRT he was big and strong

[@kzh3850]

In his eyes a flaming glow

[@donovancatlin3367]

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

[@kyusselmes69]

when he said its Jordin' time and denied the holocaust i really felt that.

[@Apollo_Vanron]

Fun Fact - Breaking a log with a raw chicken in minecraft is faster than using your bare hand.

[@helper_bot]

i feel im missing the references for this minecraft rawchickenposting

[@Apollo_Vanron]

@@helper_bot A couple years ago, I told a streamer that. He he tested it on stream. It's just a gaslighting joke.

[@knowledgeanddefense1054]

"Life in prison." *hits hammer*

[@PajamCam]

Dude, this episode had me on the edge of my seat. Peterson at first didn't seem like he'd fit the role of a season antagonist, but gee, I was wrong!

[@nolan6137]

This man called it, Twitter effectively cancelled itself in this latest purchase.

[@pite9]

I enjoy this new chaos arc of Jordan Peterson.

[@underconstruction6436]

Truly one of jimmy’s most difficult cases

[@niinestormtv2331]

Be careful! He will make you clean your room

[@rubylikessonic2]

Like the lobsters told you to do

[@JRAnimationStudios]

His video out of context is so hilarious

[@squamish4244]

I can't believe an actual person said this.

[@AM-257]

Perfect visual representation of former JP listeners falling off the bandwagon as he got more and more deranged

[@Rhulk_Disciple_of_the_Witness]

No he didn't.

[@user-sl1wt1dv4y]

I jord'ed all over my laptop when I watched this scene

[@tomazing]

I absolutely love his strange inflections that make him seem like an alien. He's such a strange, cute little dude.

[@jaralara6429]

Grandayy can post a meme after the trend but his meme is still going to be the best

[@repyukJC]

I took this for isolated audio clips for my stream, ty for this upload

[@JanYaps]

He's Slippin Jordan! You think this is bad? This, this cancellery?

[@VenomSnakee]

this is the moment when Jordan became the Peterson

[@Ver-wn6el]

Man, I love Jordan haha

[@adamp.766]

Based and Jordan Peterson pilled

[@paragjyotideka1246]

"Did, did you pass the bar?" "Yes" "What a bloody miracle."

[@ayanokojifemboy]

Jordan Peterson meme vid from Grandayy, well this was unexpected and good at the same time.

[@Ghostneedle1]

This is a certified *chicanery* moment.

[@grv7437]

The moment he went "It's slippin time" and then twittered all over everyone is truly one of the most real life moments of all time. Brava vince, very cool.

[@crunchylettuce5446]

That final line was quoted in a Gianni vid earlier, I was hoping someone else discovered it and memed on it :)

[@bigpapamagoo8696]

My doctor: you need to stop eating at 3:00 am and get a better sleep schedule Me: 00:14

[@memesauce7703]

This guy could've been a doctor

[@byronius7012]

jordan peterson saying he would rather die than delete his purposefully inflammatory tweet is possibly the most jordan peterson thing ever

[@omp199]

However odd some of his views are, he at least stands up for what he believes in, and for that we should respect him. He has a backbone. Most people don't. Most people would just cave in and go along with whatever it was that they were expected to go along with.

[@johnmartinez7440]

@@omp199 Meh, he knows he'll get more attention if he pretends to "take a stand" and "stick by his beliefs". Probably using the time to write another tedious book.

[@omp199]

@@johnmartinez7440 Why do you use the word "pretends"?

[@reharl4953]

@@omp199 Because everyone here is a douchey social maladaptate tenuously trying to pantomime edgeyness to hide their vast insecurities.

[@byronius7012]

​@@omp199 "Standing up for what you believe in" is not inherently respectable. Every dictator and terrorist organization throughout history stood up for what they believed in.

[@nonosurprises]

This is executed perfectly. Hope meme academy will take a notice

[@illithidhunter6177]

The fact he actually say that with a stray face tell me anyone can get famous regardless how many time they get drop head first when they were babies.

[@abrokenltoaster]

As someone who watches Jordan Peterson sometimes, it took me a while to realise the "Up yours woke moralists" meme came from him.

[@aidanhugh2490]

0:48 "I have succinctly and hastily elaborated on my argumentital concepts. I have impiracly without a doubt earned myself a sleeb."

[@donkarlos6763]

This is totally how grown ups behave and not at all childish.

[@thevipez8740]

You dont think its more childish to silence people you disagree with, and won't even tell them what they did wrong? I think you are the immature one then

[@a.b3203]

If you were a prominent public figure and were censored wouldn't you be upset? If not then I guess you were fine when the nzis did it to their opposition and when the communists did it too.

[@jakeastside]

Too bad he’s right.

[@ligmayeye186]

no, hes not

[@jamesmitch9792]

yeah ok then any right winger who doesn't like twitter would rather die? lol that's a sad pathetic life.

[@senior.toucan6370]

@@ligmayeye186 yes he is

[@ligmayeye186]

@@senior.toucan6370 nah

[@MikeJProto]

@@ligmayeye186 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@Pintexx]

It’s Jordan Petersonin’ time

[@dustin_echoes]

He fell so that we could have this top tier meme. What a saint.

[@Reze000]

Even Saul goodman can't save his ass 😭😭

[@STEBullynl8756]

I still can't believe they replaced Chuck's actor. i heard the actor suffered too much from his allergy to electricity so they replaced him with Jordan Peterson. It was a good choice imo but still a shame they had to change it mid season.

[@chrissant6277]

If there a left, there's a right. If there's a memeology. Theres a grandayy.

[@TheGoncas2]

Ugh memology, gross.

[@chrissant6277]

@@pj1683 fr. My point was that grandayy was going that route and it was annoying

[@fidboi2715]

I mean Jordan is onto something here, he makes a good point

[@jamesmitch9792]

yeah dying for twitter. LMAO

[@davipenha]

@@jamesmitch9792 the point it's not about twitter but the bullshit being pushed our throats everyday. Twitter it's just the bigger domain of disseminating information right now

[@jamesmitch9792]

@@davipenha ok and? you're not entitled to having your account free publicity and being advertised. that takes work and labor. also again you don't have to use twitter. lol

[@davipenha]

@@jamesmitch9792 and he was asking for them to be more clear about what they meant. That's it. Because if the shit get revealed on spotlight it can be addressed properly.

[@davipenha]

The reason why the account was suspended was very blurry. That's the context for this

[@ChristianProtossDragoon]

Jimmy: Why do you sound like me?

[@kiesarisunny13]

I just got done with this episode and I get recommended this- 😭

[@dppricgrimes5199]

Please make more shooting stars memes we 2016 and 2018 humans need more more MORE!