Not Obligated To Satisfy Police

[@TheSadButMadLad]

13:00 Words of advice for Martin Green PO347 at Kettering police station: Turning your badge over after it's already been recorded is pointless. It doesn't automagically delete the already recorded image of the badge. All it does is highlight that you are paranoid.

[@shanemul3837]

No harm in trying lol

[@movarvo1217]

But I'm glad to say my name sake did the right thing in the end. 🤣

[@steve10]

He needs to be sacked for trying to hide his ID , I see this too many times from coppers to security where they turn their ID over. The first two coppers without shoulder numbers were just as bad, the one had his ID hidden behind something in his pocket. It always disturbs me when they actively try to hide their ID , what are they hiding

[@allenomalley4014]

I can see why we needed Sherlock Holmes if these are detectives

[@Ubique2927]

@@steve10.. They are members of the Carrick-Cousins appreciation club.

[@philip9668]

Judging by recent events the biggest threat to the public comes from the police. Always about their safety, never ours.

[@chriscurtain1816]

One auditor did a double audit of a police station with a fire station attached. At each he asked what they saw as their top priorities. The answer at the fire station - "To protect the public. And to protect property". At the police station "To protect this station and its officers".

[@matrix5062]

Sorry, What about your safety? Have you been causeing alarm and distress to others Sir to think you are at risk? What time was that Sir and where did it happen, did you know your victims Sir? Best we start from the beginning Sir..Now, Where do you live Phillip?

[@regkray]

They use the phrase "with today's heightened security risks" like something has changed. The threat level is the same today as it has been for years.

[@2icelollys1goat]

Or the corporation's and faceless businesses

[@oscarsusan3834]

Officer safety is not my concern-they love that one.

[@MYCROFTonX]

They didn't come out to argue, they came out to bully and oppress.

[@garyeggbean2803]

Top tip. When your house is being robbed and you need an emergency response from the police, grab your phone, run outside and hold the phone in front of your face.

[@STARBUCKONE108027]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bodysuitguy]

Still won't work, they only care about "their" police station and their personal cars. Rest of their time is spent policing hurt feelings on Twitter.

[@tman5634]

I will do that next time, because the last time I was robbed, the joke of a police force NEVER came out, even though the robbers were in my downstairs rooms while I was terrified in my bed room. I've lost any respect I had for them.

[@settlece]

police dont come out to that no more

[@ukusanz]

They’re too busy dealing with idiots with cameras

[@pradaman307]

This is today's Police Force !!!!!! God help us all !!!!!

[@slickrick320]

Agreed. I see many comments from retired coppers, who joined in the 70's and left mid 90's , and said the rot started then

[@samlikesfruit]

Todays police force bully and defraud child rape victims out of their property then get promoted to sargent...at Torquay Police station anyway that's exactly what happened

[@samlikesfruit]

and the children of social workers and police are rapists and cocaine dealers

[@chriscurtain1816]

The successor to the police will be robots and drones equipped with facial recognition and much more. So we actually need the police more than ever - but they need to be held to account otherwise they will morph into the government's sharp stick.

[@annepaul2609]

That GIRLS is seriously overweight how could she run or detain a fit young man no hope

[@nanaj5836]

I was brought up to respect the police, I’ve over the years lost that respect. I’ve never broken the law in my life and even I can see the disrespect they show to us mere mortals 😡😡😡

[@FreemasonryIsCorruption]

You should see what they do to vulnerable children and people behind the scenes when they get together with their freemason counterparts. 😈🤬☠️

[@geoffbreen2386]

I agree, except that you are not a mere mortal. You are a member of the public who deserves respect from cops.

[@paull5678]

​@@geoffbreen2386 good luck getting that from Boris's Morons

[@philipjones9458]

I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

[@paull5678]

@@philipjones9458 I would even if they were smouldering or steamy

[@mksol4790]

I love the way you pull them in, they think they are getting you to answer their questions only to realize your toying with them !

[@PMJ4]

5 police officers for a camera man, ring for a burglary they turn up a week later.

[@lozziel9662]

if at all

[@Jamesyahyah]

@@lozziel9662 Crime number if you press them

[@pqrstzxerty1296]

one week, wow what police force is than, its more than ten years for my UK police force to answer the phone to allow a report.

[@micklyons8858]

Cops just love drama.

[@ruo1438]

Fear, fear, fear. Why are they trained to fear the public? It is crazy. The blue thin line badge needs to be abolished!

[@Jackandthebeanstock]

I would be scared if 2 police men asked me to satisfy them and then tell me to come meet them behind the bushes!! AB has balls of steel.

[@nige3801]

His ball sac is a major concern with them two

[@stevemcilroy9518]

A detective watching someone for half an hour out of a window? so......no crime to solve in Northamptonshire? god help us.

[@mijimonmaster]

And blatantly lying on camera. "Hightened security levels"? Lying scumbag, the security levels are at the LOWEST levels for decades.

[@hudsonbear5038]

Northants police have one of the worse policing records in the UK... This vid just proved the point....

[@stevemcilroy9518]

@@hudsonbear5038 agreed

[@colinmanchester178]

He was on his lunch break. It's quite reasonable to ask a bellend why he's filming with a camera with a zoom lens on it through the window of a police building.

[@cliffordbuttle4529]

looks like hes over worked

[@lolaloritta1388]

You never fail to make me laugh AB, the accent, the comebacks, the way you deal with them all in one is just hilarious

[@byronelenica8329]

This is the shocking state of vile devious policing. They truly are a disgrace. They wonder why they have shifted from the number one moste respected service of decades ago to now - more hated than MP's. !!!

[@geoffbreen2386]

And used car salesmen/lawyers.

[@loveliberals-pb9yq]

I still have respect for prostitutes.

[@01matthewc]

In terms of the most hated, a little league table: 1/ Police. 2/ MP's/ politicians. 3/ Traffic wardens. 4/ Bailiffs. 5/ Lawyers/ solicitors. 6/ Judges. 7/ Power tripping security guards. 8/ Jehovah's Witnesses. 9/ New & used car salesmen. 10/ Doctor's surgery receptionists.

[@yardh]

No way are the police hated more than politicians. That's unmeasurable and therefore untrue 🤣

[@loveliberals-pb9yq]

@@yardh Top down. 20's billy clubs.

[@TonyTheNerd]

Well Martin kept calm and he didn't allow himself to lose control, good on him.

[@rw3080]

Martin seems like a decent chap, bus is he a decent detective? Well…

[@daveallen3461]

Threat levels to national security are moderate not at their highest level. More smoke and mirrors!!!

[@awall7501]

We have more threat from Russia and they don't use camera's lol

[@theoisme]

I did think it was at severe, but still, it’s been at least substantial since it was used as a term in 2006, so bit silly for police to use it, not like we have ever lived in a time where a threat is “unlikely” under the threat level classification

[@Mister_Holdsworth]

@@awall7501 It seems you're more a threat to Russia than they are to you at the moment to be fair. You guys are the ones arming Ukraine to fight Russia thinking that's not going to bite you back.

[@bodysuitguy]

Outright liar. Make a complaint.

[@DavidUKesb]

And it's much much lower than when the IRA were active.

[@chriscurtain1816]

At the end of the video the officers established that AB was just a member of the public, filming, while walking around in public. They had already established that in the first few moments of the conversation. And they could even see that from their office window several minutes before they came outside. It's notable that nothing described there is illegal activity. It's also staggering that after all these years none of them have heard of AB and his KZbin channel. And wow! Did you see the shock on his face at the suggestion that the police aren't 'above' the public!

[@robertovers1863]

non of them ever watch youtube because they know how they are perceived by the public, each one carries a bucket of sand to put their head in

[@Plague_Doc22]

This means if I decide to visit England as a tourist I have to be stopped by cops, cuz how dare I take some public photography.

[@JGmedia18]

Massive disconnect

[@NutrisaveoO]

Hopefully nobody caught him publicly satisfying a detective next to the police station 🤣

[@jamiemackay5491]

When you looked at the window and shouted "get back to work" was gold!!😭😭😭

[@my-king]

You have such a good style of comedy. Sadly it seems they're trying really hard to ban comedy. Thanks AB! ❤️❤️❤️

[@breakit46]

And destroying story books like Roald Dahl by rewriting them to be non sexed. Indeed the world is insane.

[@sicksquid3258]

It's certainly banned on the BBC,Unless your taking a poke at Trump,Farage,Brexit etc.

[@colinpumpernickel2605]

​@@sicksquid3258 Spot on. BBC comedy is just depressing.

[@pdfgotwreckedbyasmracwolvi8205]

My Chinese druggy roommate come up to me all flustered and said ...."Bro, have you seen my cocaine" .... I said yeah, he was brilliant in the Italian job 🤐

[@violent_world]

it's not banned, just no one is funny anymore.

[@blondie233]

AB is the only auditor out there that makes it into a comedy show 🤣 while scolding the police lmfao 🤣

[@philfyphil]

What, throwing insults? Oh palease!

[@blondie233]

@Philfy Phil put your dummy back in palease 🤣

[@philfyphil]

@@blondie233 Funny, I would have said the same to you, wha a coincidence,

[@em_oh_why_oh]

"Martin!!! Martin! Stop telling lies, Martin!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paulm5443]

Why are the police constantly telling us that they are so busy and can't deal with shoplifters and burglaries. Police management is absolutely disgusting.

[@bluesnowbelle7625]

So busy that they can each waste half an hour watching AB, from a window 👮🤡

[@Mark-ww9sb]

AB, your videos are such a revelation. I had no idea that the police had turned themselves into a superclass with no regard for personal freedoms that we've enjoyed for centuries or for the law...

[@CelticSaint]

I don´t know if he´s still uploding but there was a very good channel called ´crimebodge´that´s well worth a look.

[@ronharris7335]

5 policemen ,1 cameraman, I think the police should call for reinforcements.

[@jeffreymiller5462]

"I don't have to satisfy you, sir. Get your wife to do that, not me." 🤣🤣🤣

[@zsmith4853]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Glenn-qv5im]

He got offended by that tho 😂😂😂

[@steveszekely780]

"Martin. That is your world. I live in a happy world." "Relax and have a chewing gum." Love it.

[@eddiecarlton7581]

"I work for the public"??? Do me a favour! You work for The Establishment.. Hillsborough proved that..

[@truthteller6161]

5 cops to ask someone if they are alright! This demonstrates that they have nothing else to do !!

[@S.Trades]

And yet, if you are burgled.....

[@Mrfoobaer]

"we are NOT paranoid"..."we watched you 30 min walking around"

[@MikeEves]

30mins spent on none crimes, zero spent on actual crime

[@jasbarsoph]

Of course they are paranoid. Watching ab for 30 minutes building up all sorts of dangerous scenarios in their minds. Any cop I’ve ever had contact with thinks you have a hidden agenda.

[@wYatt121509]

You sir, are a KING! Well done.

[@KYUSSgreenmachine]

"I need to bring you down until you realise that the public are above you"--the sideeye from Martin and then the realisation that his self perceived authority has been smashed to smithereens LOL

[@bodysuitguy]

Oh, did he say that? I'm still watching Beautiful ❤️ public servants need this to be reminded to them, from the top to the bottom.

[@bodysuitguy]

Took him a while didn't it. Truth exposed right there

[@DMC888]

He tries to play it cool like he’s a normal human being, then came that sideways glance to his colleague. This is what every copper has drummed into them, the public are below them, not even fit to lick their boots.

[@bodysuitguy]

@@DMC888 As auditors are exposing. That's why they don't like it.

[@dannycarter1966]

Yes, that sentence from AB blew his circuitry. For a split second he flashed and fizzed like the JonnyCab taxi cab driver from Total Recall, then pulled himself together after his brain sent 'error 404' to his gob.

[@jimjoelliejack]

They’re like a gang of adolescent school kids, the state of police in this country is shocking. They also love to throw in the it for your safety. Calling you mate is so so unprofessional. Martin should invest in some blinds. Well handled AB.👍

[@martinkingsbury2179]

I have no respect for the police whatsoever but there’s nothing wrong with calling someone mate, mate

[@jimjoelliejack]

@@martinkingsbury2179 you’re not my mate MATE.

[@BorbonRooster]

​@@martinkingsbury2179if we're in the streets and you're not in uniform or on duty, MAYBE it's fine. When you put the costume on you should act as professional as it's required to you. That's what being a professional is, and the same or higher standards of behavior are even required of you when you work for a company and not the poolice

[@1977ajax]

"Have you got some ID?" "Yes." That was funny - the little tosser probably got quite excited then, thinking he was going to see it. I think we all knew better!

[@ianhill4585]

I was waiting for the 2 separate letters" I and D "to come out the pocket.. Nice gag to present them as "D and I" , then say.ooops, I'm dyslexic....😊 "Wife to satisfy" oooh you're being rude, says the cop!! That's as daft as Yardley Ski's "F.O "comment being classed as direct swearing........ It's your interpretation that's causing the problem, or more of a "reach" to obtain that sec 5.

[@craig-o-matic329]

"Have a chewing gum." LMAO Well done, AB! Keep fighting the good fight. We stand with you.

[@MarriedToTheKGB]

I love the bit where you instructed them to repeat and say "Yes Sir" go on say it! and "Martin, stop telling lies" This is classic AB. I think the title needs to be, I Can't Get No Satisfaction

[@djohn1671]

if a cop starts to get lippy, just say ' listen, let's be honest. you ONLY become a police officer because the application form to be a lollipop lady was to difficult to fill in '.

[@Mossyz.]

Had me in tears :)))))))

[@jasoncdebussy]

It was the "baldy boy" after "Stop telling lies" which cracked me up 🤣

[@MarriedToTheKGB]

@@jasoncdebussy As i'm bald that offended me 🤣

[@jasoncdebussy]

@@MarriedToTheKGB You're a good baldy though 👍😁

[@wavestherules558]

Says in one breath we're not paranoid and in the next, We have been watching you for the last half hour .. Priceless. Keep em on their toes AB.

[@LOrealHardly]

6:00 "We noticed you were wandering around filming, can you explain what you are doing" "I'm wandering around filming" would have been so perfect.

[@roogalater]

Love the way his sidekick couldn't help grinning when you said he was "still not satisfied". Great video AB

[@micklyons8858]

"Satisfied", a word that the police just throw around, "we are satisfied that...". What does having a feeling of satisfaction have to do with carrying out the law according to cold, hard facts? I'm pretty sure that having satisfaction is a subjective experience, cops are supposed to be objective and impartial.

[@callumbush1]

The UK is a police state with the facade of democracy and freedom!

[@callumbush1]

@ahmad hanbal one would probably get a fairer trial with AI than these toffs though!

[@callumbush1]

@ahmad hanbal yeah have you seen that concept video for the artificial baby warehouses?

[@catsmad48]

You are exactly correct. It's a Monarchy masquerading as a democracy. That's what people fail to grasp,

[@johannander9428]

AB, this video is pure gold! extremely entertaining and had be laughing throughout the clip. I love it when you take the piss.

[@lukekings6913]

“Get your wife to do it” 😂😂😂 best comment ever! And you’re completely right. You don’t have to obligate him whatsoever

[@bodysuitguy]

Nor cease from making personal comments. What law is that " willful criticism of a police officer"?

[@MalaysiaPhilip]

No it wasn't. It was very disrespectful, to what appeared to be a decent copper. No need at all to stoop that low.

[@bodysuitguy]

@@MalaysiaPhilip were you watching. He lied about the level of security threat (it is as low as it has ever been). He tried to imply we was near to some mythical line by making a joke about his wife- no such line exists and to pretend there was one , therefore implying he was close to using he police powers (e.g. arrest) is not acceptable (aka lying AGAIN) All whilst harassing someone for doing something well documented as completely legal. That's a good cop is it? Where is the line for a bad one in you opinion, raping them and putting their body in an old fridge in some woods? It's a slippery slope my friend. Baldy needs to be put right back in his box before he starts to get ideas.

[@Black-Circle]

@@bodysuitguy its banter u pair of soft a r s e s

[@bodysuitguy]

@@Black-Circle designed to intimidate and gain the authority in a conversation when you have none. It's part of police training as you well know officer

[@pillowcase2006]

'We are just checking everything is all right' is code for 'We are taking an opportunity to remind you of your station'.

[@bodysuitguy]

I think they got reminded of theirs in this one!

[@DC-np4gk]

“ I’ll walk round and see how we go from there” . That’s a threat . These police need reeling in .

[@enoz.j3506]

This was so funny AB, you bloody crack me up, i think Martin is satisfied & without his wife LOL. Thank you AB for making us chuckle, we all need a chuckle these days.

[@derektrotter4287]

Ffs he’s a detective 🕵️‍♀️ and can’t work out what’s going on. The penny still not dropped

[@liam-je8rp]

AB..I’ve watched your channel for a few years now, and never miss a good video of you auditing! One thing that I have ALWAYS wanted to see you do is audit a local accident and emergency department! Some of the attitudes and situations that occur really unfold some characters and opinions that would be great to watch!

[@taryntaylor91]

could not agree more

[@ZanderEast]

The look you received when you mentioned they’re below the public was priceless. They are granted authority by the public and they then think they’re above the public that grants them authority. Backwards times brother 😢

[@mijimonmaster]

Start calling them "functionaries" rather than officer or constable. They hate that, but it's what they are 😁

[@0120-s7k]

Yet they protect people whilst putting their lives on the line and go into situations that the public run from!. Perhaps remember that. Perhaps go research how many officers have been killed and injured in the course of assisting us all.

[@1MogJon]

You're right, AB. None of those cops were able to be identified, no shoulder numbers and the 'patches' that they referred to could not be seen. I wonder if that is a deliberate ploy for when they abuse their powers they cannot be identified! Keep up the good work. AB.

[@TriumphRiderNorthNorthants]

Im ngl i can clearly see several of their Collar numbers that identify them

[@ernestchadwell9069]

Of course it is.

[@0120-s7k]

Yes they can be identified as their collar numbers and names can be viewed.

[@chrisbanks5925]

Poor Officer Martin Chunky Boy was so confused, he didn't know whether to wind his watch or scratch his elbow.

[@WoodlandWalks]

Wow. What an insanely paranoid reaction you got from that lot of plods. I’m fascinated with your response to them AB. They were all so focused on extracting information from you but throughout the visit you actually gave them nothing 😂 Pure class AB 🙏. You educated them properly.

[@dunningkruger4863]

Is it paranoia or nudges to elicit or reaferm a certain behavior

[@kevindunlap5525]

The police commit suicide FAR more often than they are killed by the civilians, in at least most English speaking countries. That's a stat they fight hard to keep secret.

[@mikesmith8313]

@@dunningkruger4863 It is fear driven culture in Police, namely an intelligence led operation that leads to recrimination, which is why you shouldn't give out personal details. I gave out so many details to them once, i.e, my e-mail,name and address and paid a horrible price. Lost everything out of pure malice. Can't go into details, but don't confront them nowadays letting them question you, its suicidal.

[@joshg2603]

Plod is not plural

[@pillowcase2006]

Thanks AB. I was detained there on Christmas 2021 and sustained permanent nerve damage due to overzealous officers which now means I cannot walk very well. I was flying from America back home to Heathrow where they arrested me for reasons I have still never been told I have no criminal history but i had complained about being assaulted by two officers 5 years ago and they still won't let their vindictiveness go. It's amazing how much money and time they will waste just to intimidate someone willing to challenge the institution.

[@engineeringvision9507]

You can request a copy of your police records which will state why you were arrested. It sounds like you are hiding a lot of the story from us which is fairly common!

[@pillowcase2006]

@@engineeringvision9507 just like paedophiles concealing their focus on by coppers by sycophantically subscribing to their every breath... Like you

[@taryntaylor91]

@@engineeringvision9507 Not necessarily so, at all. I have had an "alleged" crime put against my name, by the vicious & infamous Norfolk Constabulary. I am being treated as a criminal ,even though I was never taken to court , nor prosecuted, nor fined. In fact, I was never approached by any police officer, even though on papers it states "an extreme police incident"?!! Though when challenged they can not tell me of how many officers that attended, their collar numbers or names, no police note books Nothing, apart from a Modus Operandi with about 4-6 versions of the same "non existent" crime ,which never took place!! That is how bad things have got. They also like to put many false allegations down about you on what is called a MOPI. I am learning quite a bit about the police & every time I am shocked.& disgusted, how come I have been so naive & ignorant of what is going on around me? My trust in police, has been shattered forever.

[@taryntaylor91]

I too, should not have a "criminal police record at all" But now I have one of those, shall we say "unofficial" ones. Yes, how very sneaky they are & you are correct, any complaints or challenges one makes about them. They come at you even more so but get the rest of the gang to intervene too. I have evidential proof that the NHS, councils, DWP, police etc all become complicit in their working together against an individual. This country are/have followed the US ways to a tee.

[@pillowcase2006]

@@taryntaylor91 FFS it's unreal isnt it?!

[@gs42816]

The more content I see of yours the more impressed I become. How do you keep your cool though because my temper is rubbed the wrong way when I see how some coppers abuse their authority so blatantly towards you. I'm sure I could not stay so calm.

[@AlabamaTree]

AB, you never fail to impress me with your ability to switch between ‘wind up merchant’ to ‘peace maker’ at the flick of a switch. 😂🤣😅

[@anthonytaylor3989]

A bit like the copper,bad then good cop back to the opposite again.

[@AlabamaTree]

@@anthonytaylor3989 yeah, he was playing the same game

[@HappyHoundClub]

This is absolutely brilliant bud. 😂😂😂👍 Once you understand the public is above you 😂. His face, public servants need to understand the reality of their role and who pays their wage. He he great work 👌

[@bigspear4358]

I love it when they bring up the "heightened security levels" they must be pre-programmed to say it

[@MikeNewland]

'Current climate with everything that's going on'

[@albertreynolds9287]

​@@MikeNewlandcurrent climate weather is shit 😂😂😂😂

[@ajd36]

'We're just making sure you're OK' 'I'm OK' 'What are you doing here', 'What's your name' 'What's going on' 'Have you got any ID' 'You're free to do what you want' 'Don't go over there' 'I was asked to come out and speak to you' 'We had reports of a person outside' 'We're just checking what's going on' They weren't there to makes sure he was OK at all. They opened the engagement with an outright lie.

[@Brownasiax]

“Make sure you’re alright and see what’s going on” x10000 😂😂😂😂

[@eddiegarratt7577]

A B please never ever stop what you’re doing simply because you show these stupid uneducated law enforcement for what they are. That particular so called detective came across as a total complete knobhead did not know the photographers law or much else. It was truly embarrassing to watch. So in conclusion love you man keep at it you are tops

[@stan-ut5gj]

Detective?couldn't find his massive arse with both hands,unless his grass told him where it was,absolute muppet.

[@Catmad65]

Ha ha ha , Martin is so uptight I don’t think he’s getting no satisfaction 🤣 Brilliant AB absolutely brilliant, you’ve made my day with your cheeky humour again 😂

[@williambrown5617]

Hi You are the 1st To be at this police station thank you I live in Corby

[@RicArmstrong]

AB, can you please go back to giving the officers plastic letters when they ask for ID? I would bust out laughing everytime you did that. 😅

[@terrytibbs8083]

I didn’t like that as it blows his cover. AB should turn off his camera and use his secret glasses when they come to interact with him…….. when they think they are not being recorded AB will get explosive action

[@awall7501]

@@terrytibbs8083 I agree 100%

[@adburn1066]

I agree too.

[@JoeyRhubarb]

Naa, it's a bit lame. Like Peter Kay style comedy.

[@aedwards4496]

Detective Green's look toward his friend at 14:13 was a look of distain when AB mentions "the public is above you" is gold

[@That_sam_i_am]

“Martin stop telling lies” funny 😂

[@TheSadButMadLad]

11:25 So Martin gets all upset about AB saying that only Martin's wife can satisfy him. Said with a laugh. Yet he doesn't realise that approaching someone who is not committing any crime or breaching the peace could be upsetting to that person. And that doing so breaches their human rights.

[@chrispii47]

Love the change to stronger foreign accent once terrorism is mentioned just to trigger them.pure class!!

[@vosaaudits]

AB well done. Thank you for posting your content

[@ginge-tube5172]

Social media training needs to be mandatory for every police force👍

[@holteenderavfc375]

As well as social skills

[@markdavies8040]

They need to be trained full stop! 🙈🤣

[@victormallia9481]

“Mmmaaaaarrrtttiiin !!!!!! Don’t tell lies mmmaaaarrrtttttiiiiin” 🤣🤣🤣🤣I haven’t laughed like that for a long time ….thanks AB

[@diabeetus5052]

Only Fools & Horses esq

[@HarryTrent]

I love your little chuckles before things start happening.

[@chrisdossett6457]

Another great audit AB. We'll done on challenging the officers without epaulettes 👍👍

[@bodysuitguy]

And switching in his body cam and not telling AB. Against policy

[@robert3800]

Brilliant.... We're not paranoid we only been watching you for the last half hour. .they have no idea The job will come to an end their paranoia will never and they will never know they have it ...

[@nodarkthings]

I have to say this was masterfully handled by AB

[@timwhale9434]

The perfect example of an audit 👍😊 It is clear that AB likes auditing and interacting, and the result is clear. Superb 👌

[@deputyrock3489]

I love that you're challenging their language that intentionally places the burden on you even though you have no obligation to them. They love to say "you need to" do something when you absolutely do not.

[@bodysuitguy]

Exactly. Exposed. They are used to being obeyed, they can't handle is when they are not. Syntax error

[@brucecummings3166]

If people aren’t breaking the law then just leave alone.

[@richardjones2151]

Oh My God! that was a masterclass seminar!!!....I have to also big-up the detective for not making things worse...but I TOTALY stand firm that the approach is an issue

[@gordongourlay7423]

Martin has so much sarcasm he could rent it out on his days off lol 😆

[@edeledeledel5490]

"High powered lenses to look through windows" - cover it up then, draw your curtains, put it away! "I'll just walk round and then we'll see how it goes". That's a threat, if ever I heard one. And if he's not going to arrest you, he sound like he's threatening violence.

[@JohnSmith-vx9re]

The more Martin spoke the more he realised just how completely braindead he sounded, in the end he broke contact.

[@maccamack419]

Looool this is comedy gold! You pushed it a little there AB! I’m crying with laughter!

[@CowsmiIk]

“Stop telling liiiiies Marteeeen” 🤣

[@nockianlifter661]

They don’t think it’s strange to follow a member of public around on their cameras, but the moment the tables are turned …

[@bodysuitguy]

Don't you understand? They are better than us. They rule us. They are our superiors.

[@metatroy1]

The nine Peelian Principles as set out in the ‘general instructions’ issued to every new police officer since 1829 were introduced through reforms by Sir Robert Peel so as to underpin the philosophy that: “THE POWER OF THE POLICE COMES FROM THE COMMON CONSENT OF THE PUBLIC, AS OPPOSED TO THE POWER OF THE STATE”.

[@SusanNoulton]

Omg you really make me laugh AB, love the funny ones, more then the serious, I also got a few more members for you. You really are additive. Thank you so much for cheering us up. 💙💙

[@ivancarter7564]

All police must wear the " shoulder " number when on duty as required by home office directives this was due to the criminal actions of police during the miners dispute of the 1980s the home office stated each constable MUST. Identifiable at all times

[@frankgardiner5002]

It takes five officers to see if you're alright and I thought that the police were short on man power obviously not. The only dodgy people are the one's in the uniforms.

[@dazcostello603]

You mean ' person' power 🤣🤦

[@cranmer1985]

Imagine you are in a life threatening situation and these lot turn up to save the day 😂

[@brosephstalin9245]

Your chuckles are the best. You know you won and it shows.

[@mickhasthefacts8632]

Loved that interaction with Martin, pure comedy. 10 minutes wasn't enough.

[@colinmacfarlane6838]

Two world champions...Tyson fury and the peerless AB

[@jasoncdebussy]

"Don't tell lies next time, baldy boy" - you crack me up, AB 🤣

[@justchris123]

Cup of coffee and AB on a Sunday morning now that’s what I call living the dream my friends 😊

[@benjamindantzie8053]

AB, you have given me my weekly dose of laughter. You’re the best auditor out there. Love you bro, 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@awall7501]

He soon changed his tune when he realised AB knew his rights. The detective used his rank to no avail and to AB's credit, he met him half way

[@garnhamr]

It was clear that something twigged in his mind. Weird how he got all threatening about being 'face to face' and then when it actually happened he went all soft and wanted be friends lol

[@ROLXXII]

That always cracks me up - "I am from Asgard"🙂

[@SamanthaLewis-jm3xe]

Not once has a copper asked me, can they help me, am I alright, or to mind out for cars. But then I'm not filming. What they really mean is who the fuck are you , what are you doing, and piss off and stop filming me. Lol.

[@SuperSetsquare]

The police need to stop keeping secrets information on the ceilings of their offices because that’s all you can see from the ground floor 😅

[@miket9227]

The absolute state of them - shocking to think that that crowd of unfit feeble looking misfits are keeping our streets safe. As far Detective Martin Green is concerned well he is just the total cartoon characature of the description of his role.

[@chucky2316]

He could be checking tyres

[@nickjung7394]

Do the police have to comply with any fitness tests these days?

[@brianthecanmm6637]

I love the way Martin expresses concern about security and them clearly shows a flaw in security by pushing through the hedge

[@jamielee9350]

FFS AB.... Me just spat my drink out 🤣🤣🤣 " I am from Asgard " gets me every time .. Cheers brother ⚒

[@md9088]

To be honest AB Detective Martin was probably the most professional and respectful Police officer I have seen on your channel. Respect

[@marjon83utd]

Nah he was a prick

[@dandec3235]

He is not very busy it appears? 😂😂😂

[@thanksaanderton]

They love this heightened security risk shit don’t they. They’ll never admit its way lower than they want you to think.

[@steveabbott864]

You’ve got a wicked sense of humour AB 😂😂

[@brettkeepin808]

That was brilliant 😂you being relaxed just brushed off onto Martin and brought him back to earth👍