Not the 9 o'clock news

Favorite bits

[@Arrested101]

I love the intro... "I appear... to be in the wrong court room"

[@picass0o0o]

You're the oldest comment I've ever seen 🤯🤯🤯

[@knightslayer8759]

Damn this is an old comment.

[@cb7365]

do u think he/she is dead by now

[@stuartjtomlinson]

It took 11 years for someone to reply to the comment

[@rembrantwithagrenade171]

Whoa...do you still remember your password?

[@Fizz-Pop]

Comedy before the world went mad. A treasure.

[@EzerEben]

The Glee guy looks like a cross between Hugh Grant and James McAvoy.

[@humammuhammad]

Exactly 🤣👍👍👍

[@anthonydontoh5383]

Exactly

[@flipper2392]

That reminded me of the "crab paste" sketch from Naked Video.

[@charmainet5955]

Griff Rhys Jones. The older he gets the more like Hugh Grant he looks.

[@thedativecase9733]

That is Griff Rhys Jones - he was a BBC radio producer and comedy writer until he was asked to do Not the Nine o Clock News. Curiously one of the programmes he produced was Top of the Form on which a young schoolboy Hugh Grant was a contestant. Bit of comedy trivia for you. You're welcome.

[@vespervesper2174]

Rowan Atkinson ..... brilliant actor

[@Pianissimo1970]

Actually, watching a Johnny english movie right now...

[@marguskiis7711]

Mel was better

[@martinwilliamrandall]

Mel Smiths face everytime Rowan gropes his leg is hilarious!

[@martinwilliamrandall]

No he's dead? When did this happen? I had no idea. Mel Smiths died, has he really? Mel Smiths dead! No! Mel Smiths dead I didn't know that! Hey did you hear that folks? Mel Smiths dead! Yes really, Mel Smith is dead at least we still have Victoria Wood and Caroline Aherne to laugh at! What?! Hang on a miniute! No! Them too. Never!

[@Sal-zi4tu]

The Bad Guy From The Darkside eyy, what are you talking abt? xD

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

Smith always did the best reaction shots in comedy.

[@MrDaiseymay]

@@Sal-zi4tu don't ask, otherwise he won't stop his shite racket

[@PINKKYLIELOUISE]

@@MrDaiseymay he will now he was my brother and he passed away last year x

[@tishamania8902]

KZbin: lets recommend this 13 years later

[@zzzng]

Works for me!

[@alextheguitarist7282]

@@zzzng you legend replying 13 years later.

[@RecOgMission]

Plus one month...

[@andy44646]

Plus another one 😂

[@niyazaman3115]

🥱😂

[@itchyshizle]

As a Belgian i can confirm these eating habits. *places hand on your leg* Thank you for your time. *wafts away*

[@AndyHoward]

Come back here.I don't mind.

[@SmugSuspenders]

@@AndyHoward LOL 😂

[@olly_evans]

*waffles away

[@fieldmarshal7298]

That won't help during the pandemic eh?

[@nimueh4298]

The Ides What about breaking wind?

[@jamiemcpolin5157]

The BBC would now silence these comic geniuses

[@davideranosian2225]

I'm from Belgium, and we really do touch everyone.

[@paperbackonly8438]

Dutch, you said?

[@sanketx143]

Wow.

[@onerandombruh]

Must be really awkward to talk with you boi... Or not, if you're into the touchy thing...

[@zhouwu]

Do you guys really express the highest praise for a meal by vomiting all over the table to eat it up a second time?

[@jackdavids2723]

Gary Daniel Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?

[@VanlifewithAlan]

Le Count de Frou Frou came back in Blackadder 3 as a French nobleman!

[@laurentf9848]

I'm glad i checked the comments before I said the same thing! Funnily enough, the Belgian chargé d'affaires would probably be happier eating 'horse willy' than his French ancestor :)

[@AdelaideBeemanWhite]

Alan Heath he was also the Scarlet Pimpernel.

[@demiurge8480]

i knew i heard it somewhere before thanks ..... for somereason my mind went to chandler in friends ...

[@VanlifewithAlan]

Indeed he was - in disguise!

[@Jaceric2]

Indeed! I wass about to write the same thing.

[@martinwilliamrandall]

The Ploughmans Lunch sketch so simple, so funny & Griffs reaction is very funny

[@blabla-rg7ky]

my favorite part from this videoclip. I actually smiled at it :)

[@MrDaiseymay]

I was looking through a David Opie Book ,of 1950's adverts , and there was a image of a household 'Cleaner' called 'GLEE '.

[@Sanatanabhishekaa28498]

I'm Big Fan of Rowan Ankinson From Kerala, India ❤❤

[@louiseogden1296]

Good old Rowan Atkinson. The only sane man left in Britain. And having spent much more time around hospitals in the last 6 years than I care to mention, I totally relate to that sketch. Come to think of it, I also relate to the Belgium bits as well.

[@methamphetamememcmeth3422]

There's Stephen Fry.

[@timewalker6654]

@@methamphetamememcmeth3422 fry the pseudointellectual

[@appocalypsechild]

He can back up all of his intelligence with the novels he's written and papers he's peer reviewed, what have you got to show for it, snarky comments on youtube?@@timewalker6654

[@Baleur]

That blue coin auction is how i feel everytime there's a 70% off steam sale for a game i just bought yesterday.

[@osk4r99]

Then you can just refund the game. I think they even specify you can refund it if it goes on sale and rebuy it

[@MrDaiseymay]

It was clearly, a postage Stamp. Coins aren't Blue.

[@gowangoldy8515]

I didn't get that skit?? What did he say in the end??

[@K-ROW]

@@gowangoldy8515 He said "another Cayman penny blue". The expression "THE Cayman penny blue" indicates that that's a unique postage stamp, and bringing up another piece of something that should only exist once implies that one of them is fake, if not both.

[@blackfalkon4189]

@@K-ROW "the iphone X" doesnt mean only one was made

[@shelleymercer7596]

Sad that we lost a comedy genius, RIP Mel. You were brilliant.

[@luisreyes1963]

Mel Smith (1952-2013). God rest his funny soul.

[@Rich77UK]

Mel Smith was a legend, as a comic and director. Sorely missed.

[@Hammern28]

Man, why can't comedy be like this these days! This shows serious talent, ideas with thought to them. Comedy these days, most of the time, is simply about making an ass of people. Thank goodness we can watch these over and over again, cause they never go out of date:)

[@toreswe]

British comedy today is still good

[@Sal-zi4tu]

No no no! Define Pranks are so funny, you almost believe in their reality, let alone their originality xD

[@Hammern28]

Hmmm... if I am not laughing, they would not be funny... for me! See? Taste.

[@Sal-zi4tu]

Hammern28 Just as to consider and ponder, the weight of the vocabulary used and the skill in which it is, has run off a cliff in 2017 comedy. I do in my mind, while laughing at their jokes, think how good use of the English language is done in the NTNOCN and is still, in British comedy. I really hope that it doesn't erode away.

[@MrDaiseymay]

That's a comparative word---my experience goes back 70 years, and today's efforts are poor, but put this down to the grey death-like hand of the PC loonies.

[@guidomotshagen7541]

Can anyone imagine Rowan Atkinson doing Hercule Poirot? I'm sure Agatha Christie would laugh herself back to life.

[@thepayne7862]

I never thought about that but I so want that now.

[@Christopher-N]

*Guido Motshangen:* Rowan Atkinson was the Chief Inspector in the brief 2016 series, _Maigret,_ set in 1950s France. Each of its two series only consist of two episodes; it was cancelled by the network.

[@alansturgess1324]

Sphincter gristle - now there's a thought it's impossible to unthink.

[@cyberiandeprochan7998]

In this case I appear to be in the wrong court room😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ulfnarr]

mel smith's expressions here are priceless.

[@gscarsi11]

+Ulfnarr He's almost cracking at Frou Frou's antics!

[@mikepen3477]

2:25

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

The worried looks off camera are hilarious.

[@claeshenriksson5702]

That last sketch has the most hilarious punchline I've ever come across.. Absolutely brilliant

[@MrEAus]

...anyone..? 😄

[@blackfalkon4189]

law of supply FTW

[@spikey556]

I'm Belgian and I'm not even offended

[@MrDaiseymay]

Superior comic invention and performance. I just LOVE the 'Cliff Michelmore' impression---his side-long look for support--priceless.

[@Charger425]

Mel Smith's facial expression at the end of the Belgium sketch always cracks me up.

[@danielwilliamson6180]

The look on Griff's face at 0:44 when he realizes Glee is not toothpaste and is a toilet disinfectant is priceless.

[@pancudowny]

"For that gleeming sparkle, just wipe around the rim of the bowl and... 😳😨😝" 😁

[@danielwilliamson6180]

@@pancudowny "Later in the program, Cliff looks at Belgium eating habits in this week's Holiday Habits segment. But first here's Tim's Reviews which today Tim reviews the new bathroom product Glee." 0:24 - 0:52

[@macmacreynolds8712]

Frou Frou: '...this MEAL' (rubs leg) LMAO

[@martinwilliamrandall]

Griff Rhys's face when Rowan gets his food is priceless!

[@casaamaril]

Man, I was fourteen back then, but really loved this show, especially the space shuttle in first, second and third gear

[@zzzng]

You have great taste 😊

[@MrDaiseymay]

That was a wonderfully imagined joke---one of my favourites. (diesel engines weren't they?)

[@fuffoon]

Another Caymen Blue...hilarious! Such fine British humor.

[@keyboarddancers7751]

Cayman Blue; brilliant!

[@GirGir183]

Cayman Penny Blue. I must try to meet Cayman Penny if I'm ever in her neighbourhood.

[@MrDaiseymay]

@@GirGir183 good onya--and try and make her less blue

[@snakeusa7885]

I lost it at the farmer's lunch bit.

[@erikmattsson2367]

"the tact of the silent wooft is much prized" belgian eating habits, lol

[@mukulsharma5636]

This is my favourite show. Always shall be !

[@richardhelliwell1210]

Le Compte de Fru Fru reappears in Blackadder the Third as an impoverished nobleman escaping the French revolution and reduced to eating horse Willie's at Mrs Miggins pie shoppe.

[@timmytom]

Loved watching this the first time round. Always talk of the playground next day.

[@Hammern28]

3:12, so simple, and so hilarious!

[@hoss1962]

4. Not a very likely contingency in Belgium.

[@HolyHeinz]

@ 1:30 Mel Smith looks exactly like Matt Lucas, or the other way around! I like him still very much! RIP Greetings from Germany 🧡🧡🧡

[@rojavida]

Holy Heinz whilst you are not wrong, he is actually impersonating Cliff Mitchelmore who was a travel program presenter.

[@zzzng]

To each his own - still makes me laugh!

[@haze2427]

Thanks for uploading it!

[@pavolk]

I lived in Belgium for 15 years and never had a bad meal when eating out. The standard of its cuisine is one of the many hidden surprises of the country.

[@PhD63]

@Paul Kaye and their beer 🤪

[@hunterluxton5976]

You must be American. The humour is lost in you.

[@pavolk]

@@hunterluxton5976 No, I’m very British, I’m a huge NTNOCN fan, and I get the humour fully. I also know Belgium and its cuisine very well. Nothing in my comment negates the humour. I’ll let any Americans out there respond to the implications for them of your comment. Personally I think Americans have produced some of the very best humour of our times.

[@hunterluxton5976]

@@pavolk relax mate.

[@gilly4881]

@@PhD63 Best in the world!

[@bennichols561]

Smith and Jones, thank you.

[@tylergann5]

It's such a shame that most Americans just know Rowan for being Mr. Bean. He's so much more than that!

[@brandondavidson4085]

Me: *watches one Rowan Atkins video* KZbin recommendations: "Here's 'Not the 9 o'clock new' from 2007!"

[@interestedbystander196]

This stuff is from the '80s

[@lptomtom]

*Atkinson

[@_Pike]

You really think this was filmed in 2007? 😂😂

[@brandondavidson4085]

@Zayd Noor "re-upload", like they originally uploaded it to KZbin in 1980?

[@resnonverba137]

Excellent! Happy memories of when comedy was funny.

[@MrDaiseymay]

try HILARIOUS

[@resnonverba137]

@@MrDaiseymay No, because that could imply that modern shows are funny. I don't find them so unfortunately.

[@yaronkl]

The silent woofts is much prized

[@SpaceCattttt]

It's a crime that Not the 9 o'clock News isn't available to buy in its entirety. There are so many superb sketches left in the vaults, purely because it's believed that today's audiences wouldn't be familiar with or care about the often contemporary political satires featured on the show. We've all heard about Thatcher, right? That's all you need to know.

[@hasan_z]

Is it a crime to download it from the internet

[@SpaceCattttt]

@@hasan_z Good luck finding it on the Internet. It's not available. Not even the Russians have it...

[@hasan_z]

@@SpaceCattttt hmmmm I was just saying it,never watched this show before but the clip seemed ok. Challenge accepted, I will try to see and let u know

[@hasan_z]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYC6YpqDfNKBibs long clips Some full eps available on youtube just search the program name and set search filter to >20mins

[@SpaceCattttt]

@@hasan_z Yes, there are few episodes here and there, and also the compilation that was released years ago. But if you want the complete series, you're out of luck. I honestly have no idea who could possibly have a copy of the tapes. Not unless there are some old Betamax copies in a basement somewhere...

[@martm216]

'And now Lot 175, another Cayman Blue.'

[@zzzng]

Greatly missed. They just don't make 'em like this anymore!

[@ak-freefire8467]

You still alive

[@zzzng]

@@ak-freefire8467 Yes, last time I checked!

[@KusaneHexaku]

@@zzzng havr you checked again since?

[@jackcarter5101]

Such a shame so many non-Brits only know Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean

[@Sly_Wolf_1]

Memorable comedy that kindalingas 😆 Now that shows my age, having watched this show since it's first airing. Now where's pam and my American express card 😍

[@smiffy1071]

I love the hospital sketch, I can remember when it was first broadcast....

[@ukdnbmarsh]

Mel Smith and Rowan Atkinson together is superb

[@paolocabling]

I can't stop laughing on "Glee"!!! HAHA!!!

[@gustavnovak]

THE best comedian show ever ! ...gonna build me time machine....❤❤❤👍🖖🤙

[@sparkjournal]

I can't explain why but the beginning of the Glee sketch is like ASMR to me, I would literally just watch a video about that guy talking about his toothpaste lmao

[@homimatcha]

Oh dear KZbin algorithm why did u took 12 years to recommend this video to me. You already know i like Mr. Bean.

[@JohnDoe-dj3lw]

Not a very likely contigency in Belgium LMAO

[@kirankannan7676]

Rowan Atkinson is my favorite

[@Elaba_]

As the co-owner of the Belgian restaurant 'The art of the fart' I can proudly say our customer base is 69% British.

[@philburrows6036]

.....''another''.... Cayman Blue....lol

[@nafphotography4789]

and here we have another cayman blue i completely lost it there :)

[@blahblahblahblah2837]

Can you please explain that one? It went completely over my head

[@billowen3285]

Blahblahblah Blah they all bid on a stamp they expected to be very rare and valuable, but then with the punchline we see that they are very common and not unique essentially and he just wasted 8 million pounds

[@nafphotography4789]

@@billowen3285 no need to hate bro if you dont get it

[@billowen3285]

naf photography huh? I explained it to him?

[@MrDaiseymay]

@@billowen3285 WELL-- there are, such rare, and often UNIQUE items, that any big collecter would know about. and never expect to see up for auction, so--for ANOTHER ONE, to be so casually announced, would be a shock, and devalue the first one, straight away.

[@Johnmag1976]

Hello from France, I just found out that Mr Atkinson had a télévision existense before impersonating Mr Bean. This is so odd and funny. Just as at beginning of all Mr Bean épisodes, i thought he just appeared out of nowhere . Never crossed my mind that he most likely had a career before Bean 😂

[@iandann8788]

after 30 years I still know almost every line

[@MrDaiseymay]

well done

[@ellipsis000]

oh, i love how he touches his knee:)))

[@davidlrattigan]

Sphincter gristle.

[@florianwesterdahl4257]

Thanks... really for the white wine fountain at 01:59.. amazing awkwardness

[@willemvandoesselare7959]

Rowan Atkinson is simply amazing here .

[@Faktaunikdankeren]

my english is awful but this kind of comedy still make me laugh even that i didn't get the entire point of what they are saying :v

[@DeadManSinging1]

Thats how you know its good

[@AlexK-wo3xi]

Best of British humor !

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

This and Blackadder is how I learned English to begin with.

[@polyorchid528]

Humour is universal. We all laugh when some one falls over etc.

[@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai]

I'm mostly English and I still couldn't understand what they were saying. You just need to get the general gist of it.

[@JohnJohnson-ok4gf]

3:00 I've enjoyed it very much. Pfoot!

[@vernski1015]

I went to Belgium and broke wind all over the place. It was very satisfying.

[@MrDaiseymay]

M''mmm but did you shit yourself ? that was the ultra test

[@vernski1015]

@@MrDaiseymay well...not that time.

[@SuperMikado282]

Did you break wind silently, or in a facetious and unruly manner?

[@vernski1015]

@@SuperMikado282 I was quiet about it...

[@stethacanthus7861]

He's testing that leg so that he can cook it & eat it later.

[@PurushaDesa]

Rowan Atkinson saying "Small potatoes" is one of the creepiest things I've ever heard.

[@colinfarren8326]

Fun Fact: The name comp De Fru Fru would be used in a Blackadder episode in the 3rd series.

[@blackfalkon4189]

comte

[@alex35agm]

I remember Pamela Stephenson from this show.She was gorgeous and funny and was in Superman 3.

[@gabrielv.4358]

He is amazing. Love that lmao!

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

"sphincter gristle" just NEEDS to become part of my permanent vocabulary...

[@mubd1234]

That glee ad had me in stitches..

[@MrDaiseymay]

Such a great choice of Product name, I thought it was a real brand.

[@freddiemercuryjr1301]

Mr Bean with Mustache looks so good😮💪🏻

[@JebatSobri]

Rowan looks like gomez addams. If there is a new addams family movie, they should consider rowan bean atkinson. 😂😂

[@MsDisney1111]

RIP Mel Smith

[@hamburgerhelperflick]

"Hercule" Hahahahahaha

[@richardsadilek]

R.I.P. Mel Smith!

[@sreejithar450]

Such a touching conversation 😂

[@zieverer]

" the Belgian charge d'affaires" :)))

[@MH-fk5cg]

Don’t get it ??

[@MrDaiseymay]

@@MH-fk5cg never mind

[@charminggoldenpride9575]

Rowan's glorious as usual. Don't mean to insult anyone, but he's a ready-made actor for our Russian classical theatre and it's a great pity that Rowen won't be ever part of it.

[@ststunners7313]

And this how a legend started his great carrer

[@RamaDroids]

Don't mind me, im just coming here because this video was recommended

[@PhD63]

How Mel and Rowan keep a straight face during that sketch is beyond me.

[@QueenAllTheWay]

:3 "I've enjoyed it very much" *farts*

[@MrDaiseymay]

I wish it was louder, although perhaps he wasn't THAT impressed with the interview?

[@la_2elah_2ela_allah]

ربنا لا إله إلا أنت سبحانك سمعنا وأطعنا غفرانك ربنا وإليك المصير. سبحان الله. الحمد لله. الله أكبر. لا إله إلا الله. لا حول ولا قوة لنا إلا بالله العلي العظيم. أستغفر الله لي ولكم. حسبنا الله ونعم الوكيل. وصل على نبي الله محمد. عدد خلقه ورضا نفسه وزنة عرشه ومداد كلماته وملئ موازينه لكل المؤمنين إلى يوم الدين سبحانك ربنا آمنا بك وبعظمة سلطانك اللهم تقبل دعاء

[@cryalot378]

this were gold times for comedy

[@artheart5652]

I wonder if the next generation will circle back to this form of comedy

[@spuckz]

So this is the prove that Mr. Aktinson was never young.

[@APHS-B]

monumental skits i hit the floor laughing for the ziliondth time

[@ptahkem]

Comic genius, simple yet very hilarious

[@Rebornlover99557]

The one with the disgusting words and Rowan being sick is hilarious.

[@arachnidflame90]

"small potatoes" :)))

[@Rebornlover99557]

Lol ;)

[@Rebornlover99557]

The Glee sketch was pretty good too.

[@arachnidflame90]

Yes, how unfortunate! Perhaps he'll read the directions more carefully next time. :P

[@Rebornlover99557]

I know. Love Griff. Hes the best thing to ever come out of Wales.

[@hugh0221]

Entire lines of the scene 'Le Comte de Frou Frou', which's about the Belgian table manners

[@RedfishCarolina]

Now I definitely don't want to go to Belgium.

[@karlsumner5594]

I loved this program when I was a kid.