I played the awful Jujutsu Kaisen game, so you don't have to

[@tjrobertson9064]

You know it's bad when the top review on steam is literally a dot image of gojo saying "Nah I'd refund"

[@misamagica]

LMAOOO

[@Glitch_Hat]

XDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Nitskia]

pfft

[@aKingttv]

ikr i saw that lmao

[@amogussus21]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@piplup2884]

I loved it when yuji said "domain expansion, jump force!" And jumped everyone with force

[@Ida608]

😂😂😂

[@Where_da_cheese_at]

💀

[@juiceboxinc.2745]

LMAOOOO💀

[@Nut_Dealer]

it just summons all of his dead friends to jump anyone and anything inside

[@lavans5721]

​@@Nut_Dealer only gets stronger with every chapter 😢

[@SupermewX300]

My favourite part of episode 1 was when Yuji did a Black Flash before he even ate Sukuna's finger.

[@JuarezCall]

“He’s just doin it? He doesn’t even need the fingers man!”

[@potatoeboi]

I love the part where he learned blood manipulation, reverse cursed technique, and black flash before he even ate sukuna's finger

[@saidbrizzo2187]

fr

[@gabrielaragon9562]

Yuji: i don't have skill issue

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

This is not impossible actually ☝️🤓

[@NoahCollins-d1d]

"reduce gojo's health to zero" *Hits you with a fucking hollow purple*

[@BaconChesse]

Lol

[@zekchomenko2927]

They really said "Nah, I'd scam" with this one

[@Hurbr0]

hi

[@ISMAILTRO]

"Nah, I'd refund"

[@advaitvartak2114]

I came here for the baseball edit: No baseball :(

[@samt3412]

The best part of the stream was Jacob's breakdown at the terrible baseball minigame

[@AJTower_]

surely it gets its own video later

[@kulekid6917]

​@@AJTower_you have to be playing as yuji to do it

[@FoxzWinterland4174]

Skibdi

[@goober1144]

@@FoxzWinterland4174not funny

[@ProjectJaxs]

"Ryomen Sukuna has been unlocked" is the worst thing you can see

[@SunshowerWonderlab]

*Awakening starts playing*

[@severalcakes3267]

“Open…”

[@III-G8]

*you are my special*

[@4546Bean]

This game definitely is cursed

[@doctorspiders]

Special grade

[@ItsmeUVie]

Not even gojo can exorcise this one.

[@bnuyuywabbit]

Take my like and go. Far.

[@13feedo]

Also there's some clashes I think

[@voidedspark6494]

Pun

[@SumRndmPenguin]

4:10 Me (random ass cursed spirit) when yuji pulls 4 black flashes out of his cursed energyless ass (wallahi I'm finished)

[@onesecondmrproof6652]

LMFAOOO

[@Pr0jektSo4p]

I hate to be that nerd esk guy but yuji did still have cursed energy at the time. He just didn’t know how to use it.

[@cromestone1684]

@@Pr0jektSo4p ☝🤓

[@джотарокуджо-с9ш]

​@@Pr0jektSo4p☝🤓

[@shirleyyap3208]

@@cromestone1684☝️🤓

[@invaderyellow1906]

It’s heartwarming to see that these game developers were rushed just as much as MAPPA animators, good work, MAPPA!

[@shiphappens8491]

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the scammed one.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

-Alpharad Satoru

[@ItzKander]

Throughout online and physical copies, I alone am the scammed one-

[@AV524]

As someone who has never watched the anime or read the manga, this felt like listening to someone trying to explain Kingdom Hearts.

[@Acro_YT]

It's peak you should watch it

[@CouldnthaveSans]

You should watch it

[@riakun]

It’s pretty solid, and gets better as it continues. Check it and the movie out if you get the chance

[@chad3166]

This game could have been an email

[@Seloliva1015]

In the attachment you will find the entire first season .mp4

[@snw9729]

That’s gotta be one of the most scathing reviews I’ve ever read and it was only one sentence

[@vivifxam]

Probably the best description I've heard so far I'm dead bro 💀

[@Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL]

The funniest part of all of this, is that if mahito got hit with 4 black flashes at the school, he'd be dead or at the very least, completely destroyed

[@Tritonofclansakai2]

Nah he'd survive

[@wahoobidy4912]

Bro uncle grgrandpa would make this game so much better. Like imagine uncle grandpa using domain expansion with some existential ability.

[@fetal.beetle07734]

There should also be gulper eels

[@Amy-Mayflower]

His Joint Attack with Giant Realistic Flying Tiger would go hard

[@pinksywedarnoc8017]

Uncle grandpa himself is a domain.

[@kumaradio5414]

Domain Expansion: Good Morning

[@wahoobidy4912]

@kumaradio5414 bad night is only if he disowns you lol.

[@thisisausername9356]

I wish that to emphasize just how quickly Sukuna beat Yuji's ass, they had Sukuna attack BEFORE the round even started and then Yuji dies immediately

[@Trvgicx]

It’s wild how Todo got a black flash but he never hit his first black flash until Shibuya

[@grant8548]

he has hit one before Shibuya its just we see it for the first time in Shibuya

[@ssharbait]

meanwhile yuuji hitting five in a row without any prior cursed energy much less training

[@TheFakeMakotoYuki]

@@ssharbait 4

[@crazyand2099]

Sukuna uses Fire Arrow which also isn't until Shibuya.

[@tattered.andtorn]

and sukuna using his fire arrow

[@agama__]

As the strongest game, Cursed Clash, fought against The Fraud, “The Gaming Industry,” it began to expand its domain. All other games shrunk back in fear, then Cursed Clash said: “Stand proud, Gaming, you are strong.”

[@funniloneliboi]

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me..." "HOW THE F*CK DID YOU FOOL ME TEN TIMES IN A ROW?!"

[@A6XR]

skill issue

[@erikez0584]

@@A6XR skull issues*

[@Nood_leLuck]

​@@erikez0584skill ussues*

[@manicbeyond]

-Mahito

[@Seloliva1015]

The only character who never follows up on your combo atacks being Megumi is too in character to be accidental. Truly potential man at his finest.

[@notme8232]

If only his basic attack was "With this treasure, I summon..."

[@flippanties]

I love how offended he was at the idea of Gojo not being a twink.

[@lmahu6627]

Can a 195-cm man be classified as one, btw?

[@94T_635]

Twink mode activate!

[@ittybittykibibyte]

​@@lmahu6627well yes

[@certifiedicecreamtruckmoment]

@@lmahu6627 If it looks like a twink, and talks like a twink, it's a twink. If he's tall then he's just a really big twink.

[@tommyturbo321]

if they are straight, then No​@@lmahu6627

[@Stevonicus]

Between this, King Kong, Gollum, and the Avatar game, we have found the Mount Rushmore of shonky video game cash-ins.

[@Abbaschand]

Where will you put that Walking Dead game

[@Color_Splsh]

Where is big rig racing

[@inserttaken_name1762]

its like we are back in the early 2000s when every movie and every show had shitty cash grab games, and then theres that one couch coop grim adventures of billy and mandy game for the gamecube

[@time2play961]

Tbh game was made in more than a year or so

[@nearmart7208]

The new naruto game too.

[@miguelseabraromao]

“You have unlocked ryomen sukuna” is literally “you can now play as luigi”

[@LairdS-v9u]

Only more evil

[@NEETKitten]

​@@LairdS-v9u "You can now play as Mr. L"

[@LeeroyDreary]

​@@NEETKittenyo soy luigi, mama mia

[@Tritonofclansakai2]

​@@LeeroyDrearyNo soy, Luigi!

[@sarahmellinger3335]

@@LeeroyDreary tu no luigi, yo luigi

[@vbarreiro]

My favorite part was when Yuji said “This truly has been the Shonnen Jump” ten times in a row.

[@crixtionn]

10:15 homie got spoiled by the cursed clash relationship chart

[@cracuss31n52]

I dont know that Alpharad was this into lobotomy kaisen. Calling Megumi potential man is a sign that he is deep into the lobotomy.

[@Crxsseyed1]

He is alpharad, I feel like he honestly could’ve started lobotomy kaisen

[@cracuss31n52]

@@Crxsseyed1 honestly no, based of his content and his friendgroup I don't even think I will know if Alpharad watches/likes Jujutsu Kaisen or not eventhough it's a "normie anime now". But I do wonder is the lobotomy tiktok lobotomy or Jujutsufolk lobotomy.

[@Crxsseyed1]

@@cracuss31n52 he definitely watches and likes jujutsu kaisen based on this video, he makes references and talks about things that you’d only know if you’ve personally watched the anime, the meme’s definitely could be made if you didn’t watch it, but the things he says are definitely things only a watcher would reference

[@sabsain2399]

Nobara was the real potential man honestly

[@judahhamilton6864]

I needed a face cam for the moment when Alpha realized Yuji and Todo don't have a team attack.

[@revkunau795]

They do tho

[@judahhamilton6864]

@@revkunau795 I said this the first time he tried and there wasn't one, but later I saw that they did have one.

[@Pilebunkergamer]

The mobile game (Jujutsu Kaisen: Phantom Parade) had more effort put into it

[@Whoisruichen]

Dude I love that game, literally so true tho

[@lavans5721]

Opening for the game is also peak. The MV is just full of hidden spoilers, and it's pretty great audio-wise.

[@Mr.Ender5078]

"Yuji Yappadori" is just WILD

[@anomaliexxx]

Inumaki telling his Kouhai to fucking explode is so genuinely the funniest fucking thing to me. Like, pretty much everything else I can imagine someone surviving (not counting the Curses and Gojo‘s attacks lmao) BUT HE JUST KILLED NOBARA

[@ClaireZhasa]

I've watched exactly one minute of this video so far and this is the most I've watched of this series

[@Laetus-Elaetus]

If you have any interest whatsoever, definitely give it a shot. Despite the game, the series is so good. People wouldn't clown on this game quite so hard if the series didn't set expectations so high.

[@Nirusu.]

What the guy above me said, it's a pretty good series and it's going up with the second season, give it a try!

[@Applz101]

Don’t touch the game tho

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

i mean your loss, it s awesome

[@greenapple9477]

Go watch it for real. Sub and dub both work. (regardless of what the elitists say)

[@bananaBread16]

They should sue for defamation

[@lubsbc8065]

The 40 layer flashback was like being trapped in a genjutsu

[@foster9315]

Yuji has never seen or used cursed energy and he just pulled 3 black flashes in a row okay lmao

[@friendme1000]

Lmao do you even watch the show wtf

[@cdgames69]

Imagine if your first introduction to this series was "if only I hadn't eaten that finger"

[@KellyBeeSan]

Okay, I have a list of things i found to be wrong with this game as I watched: 1. Sukuna was not Sukuna-ing 2. Gojo's Infinite Void was not Infinite Voiding 3. Obviously, the Main Menu design was absolute ASS 4. The animation during chapter selection when moving around LACKED 5. The gameplay HUD was taking too much space - the dialogue box was SO distracting, it almost defeated the purpose of playing the game 6. The health bar was smaller than the energy bar 7. The tag team combos looked weak... 8. Almost every character has the same running animation 9. They didn't even bother to create 3D animations of the cutscenes; just PowerPoint presentations with screenshots 10. No animations when starting a new chapter 11. The font used for text made it feel boring to even read throughout the game; should've used a font similar to Times New Roman Also, side note, you didn't have to do Mahito SO dirty LMAO 😭😭😭

[@ARSENIC29]

wdym mahito didnt have to be done dirty, bro NEEDED to put out the fire before it started bruv😭

[@cannoliwavestudios2817]

I’m dying. I can’t believe Yuji did a black flash before he even ate a finger

[@moshiro5424]

thats not the anime with extra steps, its just extra steps

[@Ethan-yd4gn]

You can tell the devs were absolutely forced to add a story mode to this game and its so painful. Maybe if they were allowed to just focus on the actual gameplay it wouldve turned out better, but imo the foundation of the combat system that the game is built on is just really un satisfying and unfitting of a jujutsu kaisen game imo

[@lyn100]

the way characters ragdoll at the end of matches is just sending me

[@unidentifiedmogwai1321]

I feel like one season of a show isn’t enough to fill out a cool roster of characters, like we have vanilla ass maki

[@xinf3ctdx]

You really don’t get another version of Maki until the most recent arc of the manga, so wtf were you expecting?

[@bryanhac199]

Wow, I didn’t realized how much i missed this kind of content from mr alpharad. Of course I love the scripted content on main, but i think the nostalgia is just getting to me since i first started watching in 2018

[@havindukarunarathna7626]

The LIVE Chat : " Nah I'd Refund " 💀💀💀💀

[@NeoFlame17]

I didn't watch jujutsu kaisen where is there just some fuckass panda im crying

[@faithhaight]

He is actually a cursed corpse doll.

[@denjis_left_nut]

Dude your comment made *me* cry laughing

[@ThorDude]

​@@faithhaightWhich means nothing to someone who hasn't watched the show. He's a cool character though. Has some fun gimmicks and acts as a straight man. Yes he's just a talking panda and yes I love him.

[@SinisterF.]

8:03 i like how his "lip sync hello" Actually synced with yuji's anim

[@scrapfox3695]

"Nah....just nah." - Alpharad, after playing this game.

[@nikkizena_mayne7620]

Came here for “Nah I’d win” Edit: there’s no “Nah I’d win” 😢

[@CrimsonlitVoid]

You clearly have zero attention span because there was one within 2 minutes of the video

[@mmi1002]

22:30 Nah i'd jump

[@mmi1002]

24:04 nah i'd baby

[@AlkalineandAcid]

​@@CrimsonlitVoid Well, the line wasn't on the actual game Jacob himself said it about a billion times though

[@thisisausername9356]

And we came back disappointed

[@Meri637]

best part of stream was the hour and a half of baseball, can't believe he cut almost all of it out

[@Atomic_Oven]

Cursed technique: Cash Grab.

[@gwynn5510]

This video feels more like "old alpharad" and I love it.

[@ThalkorthePyromaniac]

I love how the enemies slowly ragdoll float away when defeated, clipping through the environment. Way better than how they die in the manga or anime.

[@connordeitz5088]

“This is THE jump force right now” killed me 💀

[@louisearcher2511]

this stream convinced me to watch jjk and i finished it this morning and i’ve never regretted anything more. it was incredible. thanks!

[@dazzlingpurple756]

@@Koro27 Isn’t he saying that he liked it lmao

[@louisearcher2511]

@@dazzlingpurple756 not sure what the other guy said but yeah it’s probably one of if not the best show i’ve ever seen it’s just horribly sad at the end

[@pizzavert4020]

@@louisearcher2511what a terrible show that constantly plays with all of your emotions. Anyway where’s season 3

[@xenongamer7810]

​@@pizzavert4020in the making, we just probably have to wait like two years? (💀)

[@Monobrobe]

@@xenongamer7810Is JJK weekly or monthly? Because they might be in the same boat as Bungou Stray Dogs, in which the anime has caught up to the manga and we are only just now covering new content… BSD is monthly btw so I imagine not even two years will be enough 💀

[@dizzyjazz212]

This was the ultimate "so you dont have to" video

[@chaoticcar6231]

"Gojo vs Sukuna, canonically this always goes well." "Sukuna has a relationship with Megumi?" oh boy... oh man... with the recent chapters oh lordy

[@Classic9991]

When nanami and yuji jumped mahito: domain expansion, malevolent jump

[@Qxyrz]

This is the craziest PowerPoint presentation ive seen

[@window_waters4759]

I havent watched jujitsu kaisen but my goal is to learn the plot of the entire series without watching a single episode. This is one of the most informational things i have ever seen

[@aditisk99]

How's it going?

[@TheMagicDragon-mm5dr]

I got a lot of the way there. Then I actually watched it and realized I had no idea who Yuuji was, lmao.

[@window_waters4759]

@@aditisk99 Honestly kinda well. I know bits of the ending and some of the characters and major plot beats so far - Choso is my fav character second is Inumaki

[@mateos3697]

"Throughout heaven and earth, i alone am the scammed one" LMAOOOOO

[@pneusur]

21:35 you’re just bullying him at this point 😂😂

[@Abbaschand]

tbh, it's what Mahito deserves.

[@BlueMasterFNBR]

13:32 the devs really hit you with a “Nah, I’d crash”

[@aleatorio._]

I would love to see an Arcsys JJK fighting game, but shitty licensed games have such a (terrible) charm to them that I don't know if I would give it up to get that lmao edit: i absolutely would this game sucks

[@JamesTheCelestial]

Hi I'm two months late to this video lol ArcSys could probably make any anime fighting game at least decent from what i know, and I'm not even a fan of fighting games. I kinda want a really good One Piece fighting game, or game in general, myself. Dragon Ball and Naruto have had some fantastic games (BT3, FighterZ, Ninja Storm 4) so I'm sure someone could do it.

[@reverseshin]

I like the games character models and also that they didn’t use Ai voicebanks. At least the game is way more polished than then the Actual Scam of a Game, Naruto Ninja Storm Connections.

[@SunMoon393]

24:11 “-and I can’t see SH1T cause YUJI YAPADORI got so much to say suddenly !” I swear that line got me cackling

[@yoru89]

I can't believe there are ppl who actually cope so hard and say that this game good like its a paid sponsorship

[@patrickthegamer7142]

It’s fun but it’s worth like $20 at most

[@lthomason702]

Yo, one of the friends on PS4 I haven't talked to in a year has been playing this game for a week straight... I think something is wrong with him.

[@inserttaken_name1762]

shit man what bet did he lose to put himself through such torture@@lthomason702

[@time2play961]

tbh the "good" part isn't all about the representation, they could mean what they experience playing it

[@EnbyOccultist]

@@patrickthegamer7142 It has genuinely worse combat than free Roblox games, Cursed Clash is worth like $5, $10 only if it ever gets updated again

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

Yuji fighting Mahito be like: "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"

[@ginge407]

Jumping Mahito over and over again is art

[@Sara.Mansour]

He laughed exactly like Gojo there 1:04

[@ChunkyCharizard]

"canonically this fight always goes well" 💀

[@YanaSatoTheAnimeFan]

The first thing you do when you enter the game is just fight Gojo…. yeah, HOW THE FU-

[@notDmanTV]

the main channel version of this video is the Google slides recap of jjk s1 he was talking about

[@AbbRBLX]

The fact that this was $60 is insane

[@chiaraparisi3670]

5:18 NAH WHAT EVEN IS THAT ATTACK BRO 😭👊

[@Nood_leLuck]

I'm guessing it's a lapse blue

[@Emerald_Raven08]

Unimaginative technique: blue

[@wizsword.]

i left the game running by accident and couldn't refund it :(

[@greenapple9477]

You poor thing. 😢

[@randomname9554]

im sorry for your loss

[@Jackie_burnp]

No facecam really makes this feel like old-school World of Light Alpharad video lol

[@Gabriel-doodle]

1:17 At least the pictures from the PowerPoint meshes better than the ones in the Dokkan Battle app.

[@adamramirez1891]

Bet you're a legends fan

[@IDKWhatToPutHereSo]

@@adamramirez1891bet youre a dokkan fan

[@adamramirez1891]

@@IDKWhatToPutHereSo perhaps

[@artinez2356]

Dokkan reference?? In my alpha vid???

[@Gabriel-doodle]

I tried Dokkan Battle once, and I could not focus on the game because every single piece of clip art was in a different art style. I’m not saying you shouldn’t like it. I’m saying it’s not for me. Also, I never played Legends.

[@kaijotten]

60 dollars for a google slidshow with half assed lip syncing is crazy

[@classiccat7783]

I find it so weird that you set up joint attacks by sending them in the air but none of them take place in the air. They could have made them all joint attacks by having the first character send them down and then the second following up somehow.

[@doubleoof7907]

as someone who hasn’t seen JJK I’m sure this will be a very good entrypoint into the franchise

[@BeBenB_]

Tbh I don't care if the story mode is ass I just want to play the game for the main fighting part of the game, like jump force, I only cared for the main part, which is why I genuinely like jump force, cause I paid attention solely on the fighting and the animations and effects during the fights not anything else

[@GuyWithAMission]

This has My Hero One’s Justice way of story telling

[@TheQuietAnonymous]

Nah, I'd lose. -Jacob 2024

[@ShinyPM]

This game looks like it would be a f2p mobile game that's still in early access

[@elementestablishment]

At 9:44 he did use domain expansion in the anime, what are you talking about 😅

[@Santoryu90]

Sad thing is this could’ve been decent, it would’ve been fine if someone like CyberConnect2 developed it and do what they did with Naruto and Demon Slayer.

[@genericgamer1131]

"Clear Ryomen Sukuna" yeah I'll go beat up The Plot Armored One

[@SaiKisaragi]

I haven't watched this series at all so this feels like watching Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm cutscenes to understand Naruto.

[@-kng-]

Don’t say that, at least Ninja storm had actual recreations of scenes this is JUST a slideshow

[@SaiKisaragi]

@@-kng- fair enough :)

[@TheSubWaySlayer]

You know your finished when even roblox devs is making better jjk games than this💀🙏

[@kittykake44]

I know nothing about this anime I am so confused

[@aceisawesome_]

so happy for the canon accurate nobara gameplay, she really did one shot across the map :) i miss her so much man

[@thestrongest12345]

this game isnt even a powerpoint this is a power whats the point

[@MrEggington2]

This is why you always check out the demo

[@JoethebobGaming]

BRO WHY IN THE NOBORA AND YUJI FIGHT IS THE MONSTER CALLED “HAIRY CURSED SPIRIT” LOL

[@mutrad5]

Alpharad~ "im sure if anyone is still watching they have atleast seen episode 1" Me~ nope and now i dont wanna

[@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025]

I havnt seen Jutsu Kaisen but "finger gobbler" pinkhair man has me rolling. Mildly disturbed but its funny sounding, might watch

[@LebbyTalks]

Finger gobbler will make you cry when you watch the anime 😂

[@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025]

@@LebbyTalks finger gobbler didnt quite make me cry, but i do love the anime, watched it 4 times through over

[@acealt-m4k]

Worth a solid 9 dollars and 99 cents

[@RedSunUnderParadise]

I can't believe they made a game adaptation of John Werry's "Warlock Squabble".

[@SilentEcho3486]

The real jjk was the friends we made through the pain

[@ashbanasiak9385]

Alpharad did more jumping in this than Jump Force

[@Midnirlouco]

I dont actually see vods, but this one i watched all the way, 5 hours of my life watching you play this And Then YOU PLAYED BASEBALL FOR 2 HOURS