MSSP - Shane's Illustrious Football Career

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 36 and 38

[@ryanjohnson9620]

Shane seems like he could have been a legendary PE teacher

[@professorgrouch]

ON GOD.

[@poorboys14]

Oh thank God it's nice know I was the only one thinking he would be the best PE teacher to ever live!

[@tangosierra1]

There is still hope 🙏

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

There's still time, imagine a millennial Phil 😂

[@bigguccisandles4083]

He would been a great pe or history teacher. And a great o line coach.

[@kylefitzy]

I was recruited to a college that lost every single game the 4 years I would have been there. My greatest character flaw is thinking, as a mediocre offense guard, I would have made the difference.

[@artvandelayRFC]

Maybe they lost every game by a point...

[@rekeembelac1684]

They 100% would’ve won a game maybe even 2 with you dawg. Don’t sleep on urself 🦾

[@WillyOrca]

I'd like to go ahead and concede the top comment race to you. It was too close to call for the last 8 hours, but you've finally pulled away by 2 upvotes. Congratulations, I hope we can continue to coexist amicably, and keep our tradition of peaceful transition between powers alive.

[@WillyOrca]

Sorry brother looks like I spoke too soon, I refreshed and I'm up by 1 now. I'm storming the capitol.

[@kylefitzy]

@@WillyOrca don’t call it a come back, I’m back up by one!

[@MJ_Bass]

The idea of a diva high school offensive lineman is hilarious

[@majorg6065]

lol we had one in my high school. He was good tho, he went on to play at nc state and then made it to the Vikings practice squad. He wasn’t as much of a diva as much as we was a loud mouth cocky son of a bitch. He was definitely one of the enforcers on the team.

[@deezlesteezle]

The idea of yo mama chin is hilarious

[@WillyOrca]

I could've easily gone pro but the lack of real competition often left me bored. I decided it would be way sicker to drop out and get addicted to meth for a few years instead.

[@geezymatt4975]

Meth addiction is far better for your confidence than going pro in any sport could ever be👍 you have the ability to walk around like emo Spiderman constantly, what more could you want?

[@WillyOrca]

​@@geezymatt4975 honestly it was actually pretty lackluster, I was sort of disappointed with how easy it was for me to kick. It was just no competition for a guy like me. I'm like not even totally sure these meth heads aren't just f*cked up people who use it because they can blame their already poor lifestyle choices or low impulse control on it. Like a scapejew or jewgoat or whatever.

[@geezymatt4975]

@Willy J. Orca when you are an absolute nasty beast like me or yourself, you know, member of the dawg pound. You know these people really just use that shit as a lame excuse for being boring ass people who has no impulse control. Stay strong brother

[@bobbybolan5516]

I bet if you saved the meth usage for gameday you would be in the NFL

[@cooperbarner2916]

Lmao

[@jlshel42]

Shane is a brave man to discuss these stories

[@RobertSlover]

childhood traumas wrapped in humor.

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

Why?

[@theskyizblue2day431]

@@daytonasayswhat9333 it’s some of his most insecure, embarrassing and character defining moments. It’s like looking right into the eye of his pee hole

[@Will-nj1ph]

you have a great way with words@@theskyizblue2day431

[@bradstichnoth6785]

Of all the players to put Shane’s head on, Carl Nassib was the right choice

[@aaronfields9711]

White:☑️ Played/Plays Football:☑️ From PA:☑️ Gay:☑️

[@handfullofsean]

@@aaronfields9711 hahahahah

[@yaboicygnus357]

@@aaronfields9711 hahahahah got his ass

[@CJSteib]

@@aaronfields9711 lmfaooo

[@brucewayne2255]

The snuugie at the bar running into the football teammates is rough. That is Seinfeld level situation.

[@Pete_Finch]

West Point teammates at that, like the top future officers in the world's most powerful military 😂

[@mozeeyyy]

lmao man it has me embarrassed for him

[@Pastor_Chief]

Straight up it would have been George in that situation too

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

I always felt bad for dedicated ass school athletes in highschool and then I felt bad for mfs going into the military after highschool and this man Shane combine the two and actually made it out alive and not gay

[@rekeembelac1684]

Facts but he was half steppin it

[@rawn9234]

Oh he's pretty gay but it's chill

[@billyin4c514]

He's basically Neo

[@eliyahuohiyon7461]

What do you suggest people do after high school?

[@Ritzacracka]

Bro feels bad about healthy and secure lifestyle choices

[@KaptainKyle_27]

I could have played D-1 ball if I was 6 inches taller, 45lbs heavier, and ran jump and tackled better

[@Iuckystrike]

Lmao love it

[@sticky4444]

story of my life brotha

[@421less1]

I have zero regrets about being a diva wide receiver who scored one touchdown in 4 years. D1 scouts were checking out my sick ass visor for sure.

[@CrackerBarrelKid54]

Mad respect rocking a visor

[@evanajames531]

"Alot of powerful white men don't move their neck" fucking sent me bro holy shit Matt's the man

[@SqueaksUofA]

I laughed even harder at him bringing up McCain, because I know for a fact that Matt has no clue he was tortured as a POW.

[@evanajames531]

@@SqueaksUofA lmfao bro he thought pearl harbor was just two planes so i dont doubt ir

[@adrenochromejoe7448]

Shane in an alternative universe as a gym coach: "If it wasnt for my bum-knee!"

[@RobertSlover]

childhood traumas wrapped in humor.

[@TheYankeeman09]

The “717” on the eye black when that is every high school’s area code who they play is hilarious 😂 5:00

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

At least he had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@SoulshineWavy]

Nice touch putting Shane’s head on the body of Carl Nassib, the only openly gay NFL player.

[@BrandonP43]

Michael Sam is the OG openly gay NFL player

[@elLocodelsubte]

shane did 2 pullups top, and he guy says... "thats awsome dude" such a good friend.

[@iiiiiic9823]

That impressive if someone's 300 damn pounds

[@DannyXXXXX]

I was a 6ft 220 lb 12 year old and completely dominated these kids in CYO football. Coaches were talking me up about playing college ball. By 8th grade I started to run into some other monsters but I was still good. By high school, I was on a team with multiple guys who went on to be Big 10 team captains and were 3x state champs in 4 years. I never grew past my 12 year old size and I played both sides of the line originally. They tried making me a linebacker and I was slow as shit, couldn't catch a ball, got the hell beat out of me on defense and quit freshman year.

[@nonamesinenomine]

Yeah that happens in sports when they typecast you as one position and you never grow ... It works in your favor when you stay out as a point guard and then grow to be a small forward but not when they put you as a center as a kid and then you don't grow so you gotta play point guard but only know post moves

[@FuttBuckerson]

At least you had a few years on top of the mountain.

[@MilesWilliams88]

I've been 6'3 285 since I was 12. I had the same shit... couches talking me up saying I was going to be a monster, haha. I was strong as fuck... I was benching 325 going into my freshman year, but I was always ass at football. They always played me both ways... D tackle and O center. I didn't have the cardio for it. I was always gassed out by the end of the 1st quarter 😂. I ended up being all conference D tackle my senior year, but I always wonder what if I didn't have to play both ways.

[@kaygee893]

Baby Gronk should read this

[@DannyXXXXX]

@@user-hg8kw2mk9p they would have me play fullback in practice every once in a while just because it was funny so see a bunch of kids hanging off me, trying to take me down.

[@762dreams]

"Thats like an alpha son in training dude, obeying your father, just getting nude" Matt's quotes are so fucking good

[@gregscrabshack2307]

i went from a division 4 starting d end in high school, 6’3” with a 4.5 40. i made it on to a division 1AA team. let me tell you if your not on the juice or 1% genetics you aint starting. it really is a workd apart

[@leo_jay2739]

It's not even funny how people are sold this narrative. it's all "HaRd WoRk" like no. It's usually pharmacology or hyper elite genetics

[@bigverb8744]

As a juco player trying to get a d1 offer right now your story is inspiring

[@tucker4pf]

keep grinding sir🫡

[@steviej740]

Just don't be gay bro

[@ElGuapo4000]

I love the fact that Shane could’ve had a respectable college career at a school like West Point but he just couldn’t be fucked 😂

[@dmurphy1578]

I walked the mile every year. Fuck the presidents physical fitness test.

[@odoylerules4503]

team never dress out

[@jangobango2847]

hows your heart health

[@dmurphy1578]

@@jangobango2847 pretty good. Played three sports a year in high school. Bench warmer on a d 3 football team. Still run 5ks. I was in shape. I just hated having to take gym.

[@FuttBuckerson]

@@dmurphy1578 Same. The class buff manlet but I hated getting sweaty for the rest of the day lol. Especially with acne (not roid acne). Unless it was something fun like dodgeball or volleyball etc., I wouldn't bother dressing out and just chilled and did homework lol.

[@jangobango2847]

@@dmurphy1578 i feel it lol PE sucked

[@Oblio1942]

imagine this man being a butterbar in afghanistan

[@JollyRogers083]

I was on a State championship team and tore my shoulder up and had to have major reconstructive surgery after the season. That was my junior year so I ended up gaining about 50-60lbs an addiction to prescribed pain meds and wasn’t able to play my senior year. Such great high school memories… Lol 😂

[@HerculesLoyd]

Hearing shit like that makes me glad my parents didn’t let me play football. I swam D1 in college, which sucked extremely bad, but at least no catastrophic injuries.

[@handfullofsean]

texas forever, 6

[@Brandon-op9uf]

@@HerculesLoyd arguably swimming is probably the closest to football from what i understand, I only say that cause I know multiple people on my highschool swim team who are now very incapable of moving their arms above their heads and they all said it was due to swimming, is that a common issue in swimming??? does it strain muscles and joints that much?

[@HerculesLoyd]

@@Brandon-op9uf swimming can absolutely mess up your shoulders. That being said, I swam 8-15k yards a day 6 days a week excluding summers for 4 years. This is a stupid amount, more than a lot of olympians do (because it’s sub optimal I just had a shit coach.) Because I had good technique, I had shoulder pain but no injuries. Many people I know had shoulder surgery though. I dislocated my shoulder this year, but that was doing mixed martial arts, possibly related to a decade and a half of competitive swimming but not directly causal. Tldr: swimming can mess up your shoulders, especially if you have bad technique. To say it’s close to football in terms of injuries though is crazy, it’s not even close.

[@scorpionz982]

Yeah I didn’t go d1 but don’t take me lightly, I did score 4 touchdowns in one high school game

[@danebramage04]

That’s Shrek 2 bro 😎

[@tombstonejones9581]

Butt Busting Bundy

[@scorpionz982]

@@danebramage04 ☝️

[@bigmoose99]

Did you go to Polk High?

[@billyin4c514]

You're basically an Olympian.

[@FaydsterTV]

“6’2 with a Napoleon Complex” 😂

[@einzelganger6664]

Using Carl Nassib for the body was a nice subtle dig that most won't recognize lol

[@fuckcensorship69]

please explain

[@Garrettguy5]

@@fuckcensorship69Nassib is (gay)

[@turnerhilburn571]

@@fuckcensorship69 carl nassib publicly came out as gay a while back so the joke is shane is gay hahahaha

[@calebbrown1677]

Cuz gay

[@55Andy555]

"When I was a kid I was a dickhead, I was cocky" Well, glad that's over with shane, lol.

[@datswassup9902]

Football seems glamorous from the outside but is pain, suffering and boredom Also the main skillset is be big and hope your coach isn't an idiot

[@gregscrabshack2307]

😂perfect! i played 5-25 having a bad coach is the absolute worst

[@asiantrenchcoat]

I listen to this every morning at 0.5 playback speed

[@kewltony]

A faux hawk, ninja turtles snuggie, and 4 dragulas in the chamber

[@Meekmillan]

I did steroids in high school and still didn’t play lol

[@taylorthomas2089]

The only thing this cast is missing is Tina Turner opening and closing with Simply the Best!

[@wacopaco2099]

I just got back from the Phillies ending a 9 game win streak by playing like shit. Need this rn.

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

Condolences dawg

[@MOB-Lee]

"If you can avoid war, you should" -SG, very wise words indeed

[@ciarandoherty8549]

West bound and downs - season 1 coming soon 😆

[@michaelparrish6572]

Nothing better than humble 🥧. Peepops #1

[@YOUNGM4]

I’d pay to see Shane vs his “bring your pussy friends” uncle in different blocking drills

[@crd88918]

god damn this is an all time banger peepop

[@yankees21393]

I’m 6’2” and wear 8.5-9 shoes. It’s nice being friends with a lot of girls bc we can wear each other’s shoes

[@mike6474]

what kinda hogs are you runnin with damn. That's a women's 10-11.5

[@zerotwoeleven_]

@@mike6474 LMFAOOO

[@MilesWilliams88]

​@@mike6474 God damn man, you didn't have to do him like that. 😂

[@name_244]

This shit resonates with me so much. I went from damn near the biggest linemen in my city at like 280 6'2", to lining up at NT against literally fucking Maui in college ball at 18 years old. Bro was 360lbs 6'3" Hawaiian that was in his 4th year. That shit fucking sucked. Needless to say I did a single semester and dipped.

[@ENCrook]

The Carl Nassib thumbnail is killing me

[@knuckknucks9075]

Tiny toe Phil was fired up ! They weighted me at the post office in 6th grade 😂

[@hotbuttur4604]

If you can avoid war. Do that

[@Jake_venture]

Phil and the tiny feet

[@FORZANAPOL__10]

Comedy is honesty Gotta love these two Fantastic shit

[@optimisticasfan]

The 717 eyeblack is amazing

[@DynamicAllstarDuo]

Sounds like WP had more belief in shane than shane did himself

[@brencelt]

ye, he's acting like any old joe gets recruited to West point.

[@brucewayne2255]

A lot of powerful white men can’t turn their necks. Shaman blessing the masses with his insight.

[@ryannilges5666]

Well done with the nassib jersey 👏🏻👏🏻

[@motoxxx426]

Dude my fuckin dad did literally the same thing. He would take my family to a hotel and my mom and sisters would swim in the pool and chill and I’d have to sit in the sauna with a plastic suit on. During home games they’d make me weigh in right by the concession stands in my jock strap for the whole god damn town to see. Kinda fucked but looking back on it also kinda funny.

[@josephscarborough8888]

Jesus, for football?

[@motoxxx426]

@@josephscarborough8888 yup

[@josephscarborough8888]

@@motoxxx426 we did that for wrestling but never for football. That's insane. Not the weigh-in in front of town but just 3 dudes looking at ya naked while you stood on the scale.

[@motoxxx426]

@@josephscarborough8888 Ya I was definitely stoked when I started playing high school football and didn’t have to deal with that shit anymore.

[@isaacrayburn969]

@@josephscarborough8888 hahah yup been there done that man good ol wrestling days the whole volleyball team saw me naked on the scale when I was a freshman in highschool. It was ROOOOUGH

[@MC-1177]

Worst part of being an athlete is showing up to the next level and your no longer the guy and then you quit. That’s why best football coaches are players who never saw the field

[@aceofspadeslandscapelesson8219]

Lol size 11 mens is tiny apparently 😂

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

If you're 6'2+ it kind of is

[@haydenlawrie7130]

@TwerkFTCProbably 13

[@cb2667]

Recruited for college soccer Insane amount of cardio/stamina that I could not compete with Glad I got cut

[@nickolasborgstrom3355]

Played for 1 season. D3, said fuck this shit and went to a real college for my next 3 years, best decision I’ve made

[@cb2667]

@@nickolasborgstrom3355 Especially D3 is non -scholarship, it's like paying to play in a super expensive competitive adult league lol

[@LDmagnum]

The post office weigh in is ridiculous

[@gavinaxtell5490]

I like the detail of putting his face on Carl Nassib

[@theskyizblue2day431]

What a great story. Likely none of them still play sportsball and Shane is on his way to the peaks

[@Do_Not_Lie2]

I would have gone pro if the bar was super low… like I could control a ball-launcher with a Ps5 controller and weed&shrooms were allowed.

[@jamesmcclaren9759]

These days of trauma add to your manhood later. Imagine not having or growing up around these experiences now and being 30 something.. how odd is that bird?

[@welbz2330]

Is that a Carl Nassib photoshop 💀💀💀

[@77mpickett]

I bought eyeblack as a freshmen. Funny thing was everyone wanted some whole team eye blacked out even tho it was HS football so we only played at night.

[@BryceChillis]

matt would escape the draft

[@gnarlyshark42]

Our weight limit was like 150 in 6th grade that’s crazy

[@RyanRichfrit]

I hope the boys are getting the ad Rev off these

[@90sgrungefan51]

This happened to me in college football as well hahaha

[@donaldrusk3558]

Jesus i got 4 tubs of cozy in the fridge

[@Phred1994]

Shane Gillis talks shit about his dad in exactly the same way the average American male talks shit about his dad

[@goldengloves49]

Just ate rice pudding as a pre workout. Don’t appreciate your comments around 19:50.

[@jmsmith1767]

When we play Pop Warner football we only had to make weight once in the beginning of the year.

[@jaymiller5669]

I played basketball against West Chester! Spent my 21st birthday there lol

[@cccCCCccc123ccc]

I remember me and my friend on the middle school baseball team wondering why we always sat on the bench. We thought we could make a big difference if we just got some game time. Then one day we both got on the lineup. I dropped an easy pop up in left field and never swung once at the plate. It felt like that kid was pitching 100mph fast balls. After that day I never wanted to play baseball again.

[@JoeMama-hf4xh]

This stuff does happen in small town schools tho.

[@Young-funny45]

Love the Karl Nassib but would enjoy Ritchie Incognito better😂

[@sprintstothebathroomdaily2429]

I played for north texas when we were shit. Nightmare with zero reward

[@mozeeyyy]

10:00 shane’s story is honestly fucking hilarious even tho it’s fucked up and i can’t imagine being humiliated like that💀💀

[@havanaradio]

It's like 2 libertarian Karl pilkingtons sometimes...

[@bojiden9830]

We ran the pistol wing-t in high-school

[@theempirestrikesback]

Did your coach drive a Dussenberg away from practice too? Jesus lol We ran the triple option that our defensive minded head coach learned at a seminar. It takes balls to run the triple option at a mostly white school lol

[@bojiden9830]

@@theempirestrikesback bro what are you talking about? You think every high-school just runs spread? It doesn't "take balls" for a predominantly white school to run the triple option, I've played a school every year that was predominantly white and they ran the triple option/veer

[@theempirestrikesback]

@@bojiden9830 I mean that as in we were not a super fast team. We had big linemen but the overall team was slow. Triple option generally requires athletic rbs and small quick lineman. As a school, we had none of those traits. The school later started winning a lot more games when they fired the coach and replaced the offense with a system that suited the types of players coming through the school. By the way, when I'm saying it took balls, I mean it as in that is a bold choice based on the reality of what kind of players and attributes were going through the school. Kind of like buying a convertible as your daily driver in Minnesota

[@mactallica9293]

@@theempirestrikesback my school was just a read option with 0 threat of passing

[@bracksampson1]

Hell yea dude.

[@jackmealor8455]

I love they put Shane Gillis over Carl nassib, the only football player out of the closwt

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Hahaa omg this hurt. 🤣

[@lemonator8813]

Why is Shane on Raiders gear lol

[@carpathianhermit7228]

I had the volume on low so i heard ting peen

[@bigwill585xx89]

I can relate to the cutting weight for football wtf

[@2yearsapart678]

Michael Sam is a first round draft pick

[@damon3675]

"I'd be so pro trump dude"- shane gillis

[@wadekilian3139]

It's funny most pee wee stars suck at hs cuz they go up against a moose that couldn't make weight and now he's desirable to a coach cuz of size

[@bobborlog1677]

717 dauphin County born until I die

[@goob3826]

Love that it’s Carl nassibs body

[@Adam-hp5hj]

Apparently there's no irony when they talk about dorks fighting a war immediately after admitting they both don't have what it takes to risk sacrifice

[@porshiapierce6253]

Do i win a prize for guessing this is Shane’s dad account. Hey phil😊

[@Matt-pc9vw]

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@ryanjacklin2705]

If your gonna steal content at least have the i decency to not load it with as many ads as possible

[@bankroll5452]

What episode is this

[@user-on2ys9jr6t]

Size 13 is borderline small? Wtf is it? I'm 5'11 with size 11s isn't that normal?

[@iMertin]

im 6'2 and im a 10.. but uk 10.. thats a big size so like american 12? 12.5?

[@bobfort8023]

Talking about dads… I fouled out of one game, which we won.. benched myself after 4 fouls 😂😂😂. Wasn’t worth the beating! Fuckin Rodman, Barkley, Lambeer…

[@zangl2955]

I wish I coulda been an athlete :(

[@zay3788]

Raiders babyyyy

[@jacobtalamantez9909]

yall had to make weight for football?

[@jesussoria8277]

Yoooooo, why he rocking a Carl Nassib Jersey a gay player hahaha...