Never has a man blurred the line between idiot and genius as consistently as Matt
@MangaCarta Жыл бұрын
Dont be cute hes basic as hell politically
@MangaCarta Жыл бұрын
Nevermind I missread your comment yeah hes an idiot and has his moments xD
@russwheeler3942 Жыл бұрын
@@MangaCarta right, he's white and not gay, so he's basic
@MangaCarta Жыл бұрын
@@russwheeler3942 If you don't think hes basic you probably have sub 90 IQ. I am white Christian and want non-whites deported so you are way off base here - even Gillis has to awkwardly laugh when Mccuskar fails to dogwhistle because hes not really on our side.
@gopherboat1375 Жыл бұрын
Theo von lol
@krazzledazzle304 Жыл бұрын
"She was hesitant, because I'm a lil tricky." god damn that got me good
@tonyreyes3780 Жыл бұрын
Matt is like if a pair of cargo shorts somehow became a person
@Dinckelburg Жыл бұрын
Matt is the cigarette stub stuck between the tread on your shoe as a human
@deenicole10349 ай бұрын
N BBB🎉 jn n. I don't r
@caseyschoenleber17608 ай бұрын
Zip off pants
@barebonesjones8 ай бұрын
@@caseyschoenleber1760too fuckin real
@Opsaam7 ай бұрын
Man that’s true man
@swpost3 Жыл бұрын
To the topic of women crying: I have a friend that was a repo man. I use to help him out. Witnessed him tell a woman “I’m not gonna be bullied by your tears.” Ruthless.
@_..-.._..-.._ Жыл бұрын
Patrice was a repo man?!? 😂 it’s definitely a bullying tactic. No adult should cry unless dying or losing a loved one.
@styxrakash4639 Жыл бұрын
So based
@GeoffreyBronson Жыл бұрын
That's sick. It's so awesome when you make them turn off the waterworks when they realise it's not manipulating you.
@CousinBowling11 ай бұрын
@@_..-.._..-.._cant tell if this is sarcasm or not but basically yeah.
@micahvdw9628 ай бұрын
My grandpa worked for cps and he'd bust out the "I used to take kids away from their families, you can't guilt trip me" on her
@ZJQ232 жыл бұрын
mckuskies went from j.o.'in to tporn out of spite for his ex wife to full nofap zen master. Hes full circle
@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv2 жыл бұрын
The ouroboros
@lucascumming40602 жыл бұрын
He stared into the abyss, and it stared back. Matt didn't blink.
@MArzzzKronik2 жыл бұрын
he still faps he's just noporn
@JTBCP Жыл бұрын
Our God is an Awesome God
@user1739-y5c Жыл бұрын
full circle would be going back to the tporn
@jamaljohnson19483 ай бұрын
Shane travels all over doing shows and filming tv shows and somehow Matt has better stories every week by just chilling at home
@ignorethismessage3424 Жыл бұрын
matt’s insane amount of honesty gives me so much life
@iCookCrystalMeth8 ай бұрын
s/o terry man
@Boofski8 ай бұрын
It’s an epidemic, I’ve looked at the metadata, no I’m not projecting
@WizzlyBearW0rms6 ай бұрын
He makes shit up all the time
@enemyoffettersАй бұрын
@@WizzlyBearW0rmssuch as?
@WizzlyBearW0rmsАй бұрын
@@enemyoffetters it’s a comedian thing. Just like Theo Von, they make up shit just for the laughs
@sergeantnuke2 жыл бұрын
I love that Shane's crying voice is just Cartman lmao
@XxLKTPQxX2 жыл бұрын
Man I was wondering why it was so familiar
@vandogg145 ай бұрын
Same I rewatches south park last night and I finally figured it out lol
@joenichols3901 Жыл бұрын
Matt: "I thought making my girlfriend think I'd been cheating on her right before bed would be funny" lmao . Definitely stealing the vacation move.
@dimitrijekrstic7567 Жыл бұрын
Yea...no. that was definitely not his plan
@nicholaswilliams7281 Жыл бұрын
It’s funny X Dr c cry ivcrcu d Not d Same as
@sandworm95288 ай бұрын
Haha Matt's is a psycho
@oakey036 ай бұрын
"What did you guys go as last year?" "She was Cruella DeVille and I went as a dog." "...Your relationship is f*cked-up, man."
@babloescobango5143 Жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear Matt try to explain Warhammer 40k to Shane
@justinbailey2347 Жыл бұрын
They talk about Total War: Warhammer in ep 304 but yeah, I’d love to hear their take on the Chaos Gods. Maybe Matt could throw in some Jungian Dawg Magick into his interpretation.
@benmarsden2581 Жыл бұрын
Glad there's some 40k fans that are dawgs too
@craigkrawinkel3140 Жыл бұрын
@@benmarsden2581we're everywhere, brother
@GeoffreyBronson Жыл бұрын
@@benmarsden2581 Alpha legion spies are everywhere.
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah shamman getting chaotic would be legendary
@michaelc81922 жыл бұрын
peepop i am once again asking for history bed time stories
@Gh0stdawg702 жыл бұрын
💯 ❤❤❤
@sleepysnoozin2 жыл бұрын
Literally just commented asking for the same stuff, big dawgs think alike
@johnford9070 Жыл бұрын
Come on peepoop for the dawgz
@bulrawg_bot Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Get on it bitch. The dawgz have spoken. Also anything with war. Thanks G
@HughTheDukeGlass Жыл бұрын
FOR THE DAWGZ
@mort33386 ай бұрын
i love how mccuskers bandaid for everything is vacation and no fap
@nicandromartinezsotelo33003 ай бұрын
Yeah but he a dumbass. Why France or Dubaï when you're few hours flight from Mexico City? Bitches LOOOOVE Mexico City. And cheaper than all that France and Arab bullshit. Tacos, Pozole and some mezcal artesanal can rekindle all relationships
@leetpcguy5 күн бұрын
Or psychedelics
@visgraatje8592 жыл бұрын
Matt is a wizard alright. a grandwizard.
@LiteralApe Жыл бұрын
OT is full of shane concocting sentences to make matt look like a G dub
@davidpsdeals10 ай бұрын
Grand imperial wizard
@ethaneverson3042 жыл бұрын
Matt really is a space cadet
@BigFarts02 жыл бұрын
Oh wow I haven’t came this fast before I swear, you’re the first to make me do this
@markroberts70012 жыл бұрын
Your welcome
@DeVante-jermaine2 жыл бұрын
Putting that Dope dick down on that goood chi town
@nathanaelsmith1368 Жыл бұрын
“Any port in a storm” 16:13. That comment by Shane is wild 🤣🤣🤣
@jasondeliello23522 жыл бұрын
Matt is like a real life version of Randall from clerks
@cloudbloom2 жыл бұрын
Best analogy holy shit
@T_D_B_2 жыл бұрын
Good pull bro
@skyluke9476 Жыл бұрын
@@cloudbloom fucking. Fuck. Dude. Fuck. Wow. Best comment ever. So true
@herdrugby11 Жыл бұрын
Hahah Jesus christ this was the most accurate real person to movie character comparison ever
@BoyGeorgiaX Жыл бұрын
This is like bragging about outsmarting a housefly.
@KinoTechUSA692 жыл бұрын
Matt is the fucking man
@sapermader2198 Жыл бұрын
That vacation move is fucking genius
@bigbrossi24347 ай бұрын
i heard Paris is nice 😂😂
@B3FMandCProductions10 ай бұрын
"The Girl Who Dwelt Below" 😂😂😂
@DatBoi-mo9vc Жыл бұрын
I like how his minion voice was completely wrong, he thinks they talk like pokemon do
@connerhaas4703 Жыл бұрын
My favorite new pod. Matt is way funnier then he’s given credit for.
@bradleythebuilder8743 Жыл бұрын
He’s the reason I listen to the pod
@bludragon47 Жыл бұрын
Come for Shane stay for Matt. Recent new listener as well.
@austinmanuel500 Жыл бұрын
Who doesn’t give him credit? True dawgs know that he carried the first like 40 eps and steps up whenever Shane is not on his A game
@oSiiKModding11 ай бұрын
True I must say his stand up game needs some work, but I have no doubt he’s got the resources to excel
@Prnto449 ай бұрын
@@bludragon47couldnt have said it better.
@JR-zi9vj Жыл бұрын
Matt is the beachboy equivalent of theovon
@andresoyervides53242 жыл бұрын
Hard break check is the best when you’re getting the silent treatment. They either react and break the treatment or swallow it.
@_..-.._..-.._ Жыл бұрын
Swallow their teeth? 😂
@bardsamok9221 Жыл бұрын
Or maintain silence, get out the car, hitchhike home and put your dog to sleep.
@andresoyervides5324 Жыл бұрын
@@bardsamok9221 *put her dog to sleep before she gets home *
@townesprescot54412 жыл бұрын
the shaman is all knowing
@OvrZealous2472 жыл бұрын
The D.E.N.N.I.S system 101
@T_D_B_2 жыл бұрын
It does seem like a variant of that system
@typingwhilepoopingLOL8 ай бұрын
M.A.T.T. Mingle Advance Turned away Tporn
@coler65553 күн бұрын
@@typingwhilepoopingLOLit’s been 7 months and no one has given you the credit you deserve for this comment. We live in a sick and twisted world.
@bracksampson12 жыл бұрын
Matt's wife is a goddess. Matt is hilarious. Hell yea dude
@DweeD1516 Жыл бұрын
You know the woman in the picture isn't his wife right?
@MrSh4des Жыл бұрын
His wife is blacker than black ya
@stoybtorn Жыл бұрын
@@DweeD1516 prove it in court
@DweeD1516 Жыл бұрын
@@stoybtorn I could...easily. That's Ariana Grande for one and his wife is black. That is not his wife that is a Disney star turned shitty pop singer who looks busted without makeup.
@sanchezmcdirty1 Жыл бұрын
really? she sounds like a c*nt
@T_D_B_2 жыл бұрын
Matt's girl was turning tricks with all that cash on the floor
@jordancave3089 Жыл бұрын
Pongo was the name of my first dog lol he was a Rottweiler…and when I got older I asked my mom why that was his name because I was super young when we got him…so i didn’t remember. She said it’s the only name I’d let him have cause I was apparently obsessed with 101 Dalmatians😂😂 I’m a bit younger than Shane, but it’s funny hearing him talk about wanting to name his dog Pongo too lol
@OhHeBustin Жыл бұрын
Cute
@bruhdon4748 Жыл бұрын
Pongo is such a great name for a dog tbh & I too loved 101 Dalmatian’s as a kid and I’m significantly younger than shane, I think it’s just an autism thing to love 101 Dalmatian’s, my brother worked in caring for severely autistic adults & one of them would literally watch 101 Dalmatian’s on repeat all day every day & it was the only thing he did.
@alexcoyg3281 Жыл бұрын
Passive agressive, they know what they are doing, trust me, you have to max the reaction, Matt's response is perfect
@camwelch99482 жыл бұрын
I died at the minion shit holy fuck
@esock20012 жыл бұрын
BLESSED ARE THE DAWGZ
@FirstLast-gk6lg11 ай бұрын
God damn those dudes who can't have a good time because they are so obsessed with trying to get laid are the WORST
@MiracleChips7 ай бұрын
I used to think I was like Shane, but I’m slowly realizing I’m Matt.
@robert90162 жыл бұрын
13:35 is an all time Matt line for me
@T_D_B_2 жыл бұрын
Life is hard for a loser
@Henry-kv7zl2 жыл бұрын
@@T_D_B_ life is always hard bucko
@iCookCrystalMeth8 ай бұрын
@@T_D_B_can confirm
@Kampfwageneer2 жыл бұрын
Strike out blues is real i used to get it early twenties savage with the self bro
@cartercartercartercar Жыл бұрын
i’m looking for the clip where matt says he’s “baby crazy.” one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard a man say on a podcast
@ramsnation1965 ай бұрын
Bro what😂😂😂
@watcherofthewest8597 Жыл бұрын
I found out today Mccusker write a book, that apparently, is extremely well liked by everyone who read it. I can't really explain my different levels of joy knowing that this exists.
@1990Co Жыл бұрын
Dude, read it, its great. For sure buy it.
@CasualChriso Жыл бұрын
What’s it called ?
@watcherofthewest8597 Жыл бұрын
@@CasualChriso II forgot. It's on Goodreads. Not many reviews. I've heard it's really good
@1990Co Жыл бұрын
@@CasualChriso overlook
@GOSTDatingandLifestyle Жыл бұрын
Awesome mate, cheers, just bought on Amazon, it's £9
@tommybellardine Жыл бұрын
Matt enjoying Minions is a hilarious non-bit
@davidx.1150 Жыл бұрын
I think I just discovered the realest, most relatable content on KZbin!
@deanweber9336 Жыл бұрын
Listening to this makes me feel less stressed about my own relationship lol!
@daleboyers74866 ай бұрын
I want a parking cone like spud😂😂😂spuds sat at home listening to this so proud of himself
@fadew558 ай бұрын
I love how shane wants so badly to make fun of matt for the minions but just cant. 25:19 . That "oh man" was deep and he was powerless
@NoNameNo.5 Жыл бұрын
Yoooo, that vacation shit worked….
@RatsnRods Жыл бұрын
Mccumster looks so handsome in the thumby
@nope54817 ай бұрын
Wait... is the car ride is a universal thing? Our argument carried over to dinner a couple weeks ago and I hit her with "Why am I in a relationship that has a 10 mile, surface street boundary" she didnt like that. She hung her head
@covrtdesign5279 Жыл бұрын
This is exactly why I have been single for so long. I don't deal with people BS anymore.
@sean8363 Жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmhm sure
@noahharju2 жыл бұрын
These thumbnails are pure gold
@mattmcd3523 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ this is so relatible it's not even funny... All the Baes are the same
@gregbabcock9900 Жыл бұрын
Pro tip to breaking the silent treatment on a road trip when you're driving: Play the same song off your phone on repeat. I reconmend Santa Esmeralda's version of "Don't let me be Misunderstood" Its a 17 minutes version of a timeless classic, plus its God Damn good every bit of that 17 minutes is different from every but of that 17 mins Dont be pussy and give it a listen right now.
@josephvaldez70559 ай бұрын
I just gave it a listen. You’re right it’s pretty damn good
@AllAboutMMA7 ай бұрын
Grabbed nuts randomly got me cracked up😂😂
@mattthornhill5547 ай бұрын
The best reverse to pull on the silent treatment is just to sit, let them be quiet and do literally anything else, let them stew and once they ask why you aren’t concerned about why they haven’t said anything just hit them with “well I thought something was bothering you but I know if it’s something serious enough you’d discuss with me, we both know how to communicate and how to address problems maturely without making it a blown up thing so I know we can handle it”
@AlbanianThrash6 ай бұрын
"oh did you stop talking? i didn't notice"
@cassidyerickson7408 Жыл бұрын
Matt mccusker fuckin rules
@jeffreyleblanc56762 жыл бұрын
The passion of the cusk. Let's roll
@Truffle_Pup11 ай бұрын
"Let's go towards to rocks!" "No, we'll fucking die!" Women. Hah.
@psyifinotic Жыл бұрын
matt drops a kung flu at 20:23
@tp0g7516 ай бұрын
Matt McCusker I need the guidance to to ebony box
@eternalific3242 Жыл бұрын
MATTS ONTO SOMETHING HERE BOYS
@blueplanet8718 күн бұрын
I love Shane’s love for his Dad
@acidrat42010 ай бұрын
4:50 that "wow" lmao
@mikedaines472 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the nuggets peepop.
@whiskeybandit-gz5um9 ай бұрын
Matt-"oh i would take whatever came to me"😂
@Eric-il7gv Жыл бұрын
I’m gay
@HeartLancer4 ай бұрын
Matt thought 2 planes did Pearl Harbor but his intellect still blows brendan schaub out the water
@neilbowman5732 жыл бұрын
Wait awhile. You get to a point in the relationship where the silent treatment is the best.
@T_D_B_2 жыл бұрын
It's a gift
@ghagzor Жыл бұрын
Why would you stay with someone you don't like?
@neilbowman573 Жыл бұрын
@@ghagzor Because I'm not a millennial and I have kids. My grandparents on both sides stayed together. My parents stayed together. My friends parents stayed together. "Someone I don't like"? You'll never find someone you like all the time...if you do that's great for you...but in the real world most of us find people we like most of the time and that's good enough because we're not fragile little pussies that require validation.
@zb3645 Жыл бұрын
@@neilbowman573 fuck yeah
@Lorenzo_I. Жыл бұрын
@@neilbowman573 sounds like you're a little pussy to me
@kingmoz Жыл бұрын
15:24 kills me
@lilbabybeard Жыл бұрын
holy shit matt is me hahahaha
@glocky_lo6351 Жыл бұрын
Dude this is the best
@sappypapi2 жыл бұрын
like leaving cheese for a mouse
@SerHuntsReviews2 жыл бұрын
Stop monetizing this
@Henry-kv7zl2 жыл бұрын
What does it make you hard? Make you.... Gay?
@hvn_gng10 ай бұрын
He doesnt
@michaelswanton33369 ай бұрын
That vacation line is god tier
@michaelmerrill5187 Жыл бұрын
I named my Dutch shepherd Reggie after Reggie bush. Thought I was the first to come up with that.
@robluxipiech40332 жыл бұрын
I came fast thanks bros
@1shogunate696 Жыл бұрын
Pick Dubai so she can’t yell at you because it’s illegal for females to yell in Dubai
@MSuss986 күн бұрын
Y'all better pray your GFs don't watch this LMAO 😂
@jameslucena1020 Жыл бұрын
Based Matt accidentally steals your bbg
@CoreyGolphenee3 күн бұрын
Matt convinced me to date black, they are a lot more understanding of the 432 lmao.
@CallMeJaviiii2 ай бұрын
What episode is that
@Propaproduct Жыл бұрын
the McCusker Hair is Waaavvvy aha
@BoyGeorgiaX Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Shane doesn’t like Minions because of the Minion’s tenure in the 40’s
@Ja50nkAt14 күн бұрын
Shane just said on a podcast recently he had no interest in visiting poor countries 😂
@joebuckhoff Жыл бұрын
32:28 💀
@michelebergman43367 ай бұрын
Shane needs to protect u
@AnalogLanguage2 жыл бұрын
Love guru? Nah Love Shaman!
@christianarchambault61119 ай бұрын
Glad it’s not just my gf
@blickluke11 ай бұрын
Dr. Matt MCCusker saved my marriage!!!
@Manhandle730 Жыл бұрын
4:13 So his bitch is Eric Cartman? Huh…
@GlassHalfFull10 Жыл бұрын
That Owen Wilson movie was bad ass
@twwnnАй бұрын
Matt crying to Creep by Radiohead after going out and not getting snizz was the most relatable thing I’ve heard from the podcast HOLY
@TestTest-tj4nt23 күн бұрын
13:40 I LOVE THIS TWO MORONS SO MUCH. I need dawgz irl, bro.
@darian.the.barbarian7 ай бұрын
About the money on the floor thing... I once had this weird friend that would believe in all this odd, witchy, new age manifestation shit and he would throw money all over the floor. I tried to pick it up and he yelled at me that it was supposed to bring more money your way or some shit. So maybe it was that? Idfk 😂
@tylerwalsh7587 Жыл бұрын
“Warter.”
@tauv2728 ай бұрын
matt’s girlfriend voice makes her sound like she’s from south park
@hadesbabiesrabies38767 ай бұрын
"pick dubai, and then, cause no matter what the middle east will be a sack of shit" 😄😄
@deejthegreat728222 күн бұрын
The only thing I take away from this is I wish Phil was my popop
@jl.77397 ай бұрын
Liking the minions a a man is the gayest thing after liking Ricky Martins music
@jrod18458 ай бұрын
Lmao i thought that was a fucking paul walker for a second 😂😂😂