I'm kinda tempted to make Shane Biggie my profile pic
@MrGman7892 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@lucassepulveda31582 жыл бұрын
Doit
@garbageconnoisseur41852 жыл бұрын
do it or I will
@TheMiist2 жыл бұрын
It's money
@Meekmillan2 жыл бұрын
The *PeePop Notification High Council* has agreed. The change is permitted and endorsed.
@davidwong65752 жыл бұрын
For matt to say there is 3 levels of black and 5 levels of white totally arbitrarily is a hilarious accident
@veryuwu64842 жыл бұрын
Literally the worst 2 numbers you could choose in that situation lmao
@itsv1p3r2 жыл бұрын
The ole 3/5 compromise razzle dazzle revival
@braydoncurry17102 жыл бұрын
i’m glad someone else caught that
@artseosamhogriobhta2 жыл бұрын
trust the asian to factor this out
@arniexanchez2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that's great. Surprised Shane didn't catch that
@Truffle_Pup Жыл бұрын
6:11 "I went to my girlfriends hairdressers friends party..." 🤣🤣🤣 Shane just lets that go like a real dawg.
@bencas92887 ай бұрын
Yeah for blacks they’ll build a 10 year plus relationship with their barber
@PhyrexianFleshgorger4 ай бұрын
@@bencas9288yeah but it's not even the barber. It's their friend! Lmfao way worse.
@samael45503 күн бұрын
@@bencas9288well a lot of the time ‘hairdressers’ for women will specifically do house calls (or have people at their own house), it’s a little different than just a ‘barber’. But a lot of black dudes’ barbers are also usually their friends 😂 they don’t want any randoms fucking up their shit, they’ll get clowned by their boys for the next month lmao
@jjayp1 Жыл бұрын
3:22 "Holding up traffic to talk to your friend for 5 minutes" getting bumped to Level 4 to make room for black Israelites at Level 5 😂😭
@jjdillon12074 ай бұрын
That holding up traffic in a parking lot to chat is level 1.1 they all do it
@MrAngusyoungistheman4 ай бұрын
Nononono....NOT the parking lot, bro. We're talking about the middle of the street, preferrably on a MAJOR thruway, blocking the flow of traffic on BOTH sides by parking in the dead middle. @@jjdillon1207
@autoCHADsoftware2 жыл бұрын
Tombstone-ing your kids at Wal-Mart, being lvl. 5 black is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard 2:39
@ProdByGuero2 жыл бұрын
I was trying to sleep to this then that part hit me like a ton of bricks
@SmokeytheBear662 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty high atm. I dont get this one
@seanmatthewking2 жыл бұрын
@@SmokeytheBear66 Tombstoning is a Pro Wrestling move. He's talking about hitting kids in public.
@ericl39312 жыл бұрын
Love the avi. And ur comment made me lol Have you see the version with the merchant as the brain and the sheeeeeeiitt guy as body he’s controlling?
@ottotheorange14 Жыл бұрын
Like, the movie Tombstone? With Kurt Russel? And Val Kilmer? And Billy Bob Thornton?
@SARMS_KAT2 жыл бұрын
My life was falling apart before I listened to this video, and now I'm the head of multi level marketing about the levels of blackness.
@blackhammer9695 Жыл бұрын
Being black I love seeing Matt and Shane’s take on the black community from their perspective they are some hilarious guys.
@TheGlobalForce Жыл бұрын
It's absolutely hilarious! 🤣
@stressedfordays11 ай бұрын
Good try Shane
@CharlesMarks-nf8sg Жыл бұрын
“He laid with a black lady, in a convenience store, behind bulletproof glass. He slept in a bodega for 3 days. Like a Puerto Rican’s cat.”
@johncameron45002 ай бұрын
Funniest shit I heard from these guys since the first five minutes of the Juvenile overflowing tub episode
@evangrasseschi1610 Жыл бұрын
Shane going “ i turned the tupac movie off “ to “ i watched no country for old men, great fucking movie “ in five seconds automatically puts him at level 5 😂
@evanberry3965 ай бұрын
To be fair no country for old men is a masterpiece, and tupacs biography just isn’t as compelling
@jfkspillow95277 күн бұрын
Apples and oranges
@RicoPoppa4 күн бұрын
@@evanberry396for the whites
@stevepolychronopoulis Жыл бұрын
Shane just immediately pulling out "E.I. by Nelly" was pretty fucking funny.
@ruebenllongoria836 Жыл бұрын
It’s “whoomp, there it is” though
@chompmafia4 ай бұрын
Definitely made me LOL
@spadespades83910 ай бұрын
"5 is tombstoning their kids at wallmart" 😂😂😂 bruhhhhh
@glkeele2 жыл бұрын
I was leg pressing as shane was talking about the dude wearing a scream costume under his football gear and when he said he flapped his arms like wings and said he was a ghost I almost failed to lift the weight back up and nearly died
@jordancave30892 жыл бұрын
How tf did you make it pass the E.I. by Nelly part???😂😂
@Khan.WrathOf2 жыл бұрын
The true most dangerous game is lifting to funny shit.
@ragnarlothbrok938 Жыл бұрын
@@Khan.WrathOfI was bench pressing while listening to Cum town once... Last time I did thst. 😂 almost died
@raiderleader4220 Жыл бұрын
all of you fat
@tonyreyes3780 Жыл бұрын
I almost fell into a ravine because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see where I was walking
@Meekmillan2 жыл бұрын
This version of Matt looks like he’d wear a lot of Carolina blue, rock a thin gold rope chain and drive a busted up impala. Glorious
@Bonsoirmonamie2 жыл бұрын
And like he’s picking his gf up from high school like “do you have a cigarette babe”
@jlshel422 жыл бұрын
Hey, I know that guy
@SoBayK802 жыл бұрын
💯
@atomicalien4 Жыл бұрын
@@Bonsoirmonamie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dimitrijekrstic7567 Жыл бұрын
@@Bonsoirmonamie lmao
@PattyOflan88 Жыл бұрын
"I got attacked by a black red neck guy, first time I've ever seen it" "A black red neck guy? That's sick"
@certifiedyaminspector-dadd62249 ай бұрын
Bruh claimed he got "attached" then went on to explain how he chased their truck in a fit of road rage 🤦🏾♂️😂😂
@chriswizo98912 жыл бұрын
Ngl…Shane looks clean af in that Coogi sweater 😂
@HussOnTheBeat Жыл бұрын
Validated
@kendavies97602 жыл бұрын
Matt is seriously the funniest guy on podcasts... i listen to a lot and no one hits me like Matt. He was so good in Season 2 of Gilly and Keeves.
@BlyGuy Жыл бұрын
Where is season 2 of G&K?
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
"No one's ever gotten this far before!" 😂
@joemoma5723 Жыл бұрын
Shane saying the black national anthem is ei by Nelly has me in tears
@kchannel9464 Жыл бұрын
The funniest shit ever 😂😂😂
@Fatblue246 Жыл бұрын
Gaddafi did actually see himself as a champion of Africa. He was a huge proponent for a more integrated African Union and a single gold based currency for all of Africa etc. There were many reasons why the powers at be in the west would want him out of the picture, hun trying to arm radicals in the US really is a footnote in the mf list.
@iunnox666 Жыл бұрын
"We came, we saw, he died. Huhahahahahaha!" -Hildog
@Tounguepunchfartbox Жыл бұрын
Bro was a fuggin nut job dude. He was just a narcissist who thought he was the man of the people, but the people just beat him to death brutally.
@kman98845 ай бұрын
Meanwhile unemployment was 33% and widespread poverty was wreaking havoc on the working class. Arab spring wasn’t just a U.S. psyop.
@redsnflrinc4 ай бұрын
Nah the Arabs aren't Nigg*r rtards (still child fucking dumb Muslims), that currency would have failed miserably.
@timharper42463 ай бұрын
@@kman9884 bro, he didn't want central banking into his country. They had a gold standard so our cia and the (banks) killed him. Every nation that doesn't want the banks ends up getting sanctioned or overthrown
@ericl39312 жыл бұрын
Matt’s mortal combat, street fighters, and wrestling references are unmatched
@keenanlarsen1639 Жыл бұрын
Level 2 White: You can go on a construction site 😂😂😂
@GR-od1tp9 ай бұрын
So Mexican?
@joemama44737 ай бұрын
@@GR-od1tpA White Mexican, perhaps, they still exist about 20 percent of Mexico but they rarely immigrate, because they are richer than the more indigenous Mexicans, they are more Spainard= more money. And they mostly reside in Mexico city, North Mexico, Sinaloa and North East Mexico.
@voiceofreason2674 Жыл бұрын
My dad redecorated the front of the house and set up as the focal point 3 diagonally descending pictures of my little brothers football pics and it looks like an evolution from squirtle to warturtle to blastoise
@nak3dxsnake Жыл бұрын
At least one of his sons is straight
@rodleypumpkins41742 жыл бұрын
I’m getting a tattoo done and the part where Shane asked if the black anthem was Nelly I jumped laughing and fucked up my tattoo lol.
@riley42172 жыл бұрын
I was getting tattooed last week, and was laughing so hard listening to MSSP I had to shut it off. My artist was all "Hey, can you please stop moving."
@SoBayK802 жыл бұрын
Next time try "completing the circuit" by touching thumb to middle finger, drastically reduces tension and works for dental work, etc.
@rodleypumpkins41742 жыл бұрын
@@SoBayK80 I’ll give it a shot. I got several appointments over the next 2 months.
@Chrisdreamz-ji2sh7 ай бұрын
@@SoBayK80 nice tip, thanks,man
@joshferrell8982 жыл бұрын
If you crush a warhead and then go to sleep you a different breed 😂
@overweightactor2 жыл бұрын
I googled the bank robbery Shane was talking about, and apparently it was Tupac's step-dad, who was released from prison 3 days ago.
@ClipHunterz011 ай бұрын
Shane is the gateway drug to Matt
@mikekeller3908 Жыл бұрын
"American political activist... how about murderer?"😂😂
@brodieadams7926 Жыл бұрын
20:37 "I am a ghost" LOL 😂😂😂
@Hellaframes Жыл бұрын
shane kills me with the black Israelites 😂 you just have to know em
@BurkeTrue2 Жыл бұрын
13:22 E.I. by Nelly. I'm fuckin dead 😂😂😂
@Tranzlucent2 жыл бұрын
I just got back home from a hard blackout+mental breakdown and this notification popped up. Couldn’t have had better timing you’re awesome✌️
@Khathaar2 жыл бұрын
That was me a few weeks ago. You'll be alreet lad.
@billybeans22532 жыл бұрын
I love you
@magikbullet55702 жыл бұрын
Take less narcotics, perhaps.
@iverson514922 жыл бұрын
Hang in there bruv! talk therapy literally saved my life, I know not everybody is the same but I kept blacking out along with the mental breakdown/ panic attack hangover. I ain’t no doc bruv!
@iverson514922 жыл бұрын
@@Khathaar he won’t be alright tho 💯
@lucky_ramen98037 ай бұрын
I as a black dude am now learning a black anthem exists and have no interest in what could it possibly be lol
@hipsterdoofas3293 ай бұрын
Proof that Love is Love- Matt clearly doesnt respect black culture but hes on his 2nd black wife. For now. Matt truly is a mystery wrapped in an enigma...
@stoddardbrooks19032 ай бұрын
I fuck with it tho
@tehfuqizg0inon58811 күн бұрын
Are you serious? Lmao
@Element0145 Жыл бұрын
“Chill with the white power “ Lmao
@rileygally2967 Жыл бұрын
The convenience store story is god-tier Shaman lore
@SaintNickTheSauceGod10 ай бұрын
Matt randomly throwin out “White Power” mid sentence just made shit real awkward for me at break on lunch with the dawgs 😂😂😂
@nherringh211 Жыл бұрын
Love how Shane thinks Logic is a big part of youth culture
@chocktaebolanca757 Жыл бұрын
I mean that 1-800 song was huge in like 2017
@fallout3freak36010 ай бұрын
He was at the time. This ep is 2017 or 2018
@AdamBomber-h1d9 ай бұрын
I remember I was gonna kill myself but then logic made suicide corny af with that song so I didn’t
@zacharychristy89282 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, I watch a lot of porn" - man who has totally quit porn
@frankpaul28692 жыл бұрын
When I was locked up in 06 I use to watch hood fuckin black dudes watch Smallville the super man show that shit was amazing. I figured the only thing that could top it was watch them watch a magic show.
@brians7901 Жыл бұрын
When i was locked up, all the hood black guys watched Charmed every single day. It started because the chicks were hot, but they got way into it
@oopsydaizi3s824 Жыл бұрын
Bro who didn’t watch smallville in 2006?
@kbeezeeify5 ай бұрын
Now I understand micro aggressions and white privilege! Thanks Matt and Shane! 🙏🏿🫅🏿
@jlshel422 жыл бұрын
Level of blackness should be a number corresponding to how late they show up on average
@evandunford57552 жыл бұрын
Invited my neighbor to a Sunday BBQ, 2 days before on Friday, he didn't show up, until the following Sunday knocking on my door with food asking when it starts. He showed up a week late 🤣
@Garf2O2 жыл бұрын
Level of blackness usually goes hand and hand with what car they drive, if they got a beat to shit 90s/2000s chrysler or GM product theyre high level black easily
@oopsydaizi3s824 Жыл бұрын
@@Garf2Odamn , I’m like a level 5 lol. Also sick profile pic , love the Foundation video.
@jlshel4210 ай бұрын
@@Garf2Owith or without the rims worth more than the car?
@roberttammaro7305 Жыл бұрын
“Is it e i by Nelly?” Lmao
@Vikn015 ай бұрын
"They can hulk out and hit a three" 😂😂😂
@JRose342 Жыл бұрын
It’s so funny to me that people are ashamed of growing up with a successful parents
@breckenridgelong76927 ай бұрын
Angela Davis went on that Finding your Roots show and it turns out shes descended from someone who came here on the Mayflower. It's pretty hilarious.
@ImNotaRussianBot7 ай бұрын
Oh, damn?! That was her?!!!
@B1izzardd5 ай бұрын
Yeah her slave ancestors probably got raped. Shit ton of black people have slave owner dna. Guess why
@fshoapsАй бұрын
So? That means her ancestors we're r*ped by slave-owners. Literally every black person in this country has white heritage. There is nothing groundbreaking, or interesting about that. Her ancestry being tied to the Mayflower illustrates the violence of slavery. What is your point? That she was like hiding being a WASP to come across as a black person? It doesn't even make sense. Follow your point to it's logical end state.
@duncanidaho5834 Жыл бұрын
is it "e.i." by nelly? i cant im fucking dying
@jordancave30892 жыл бұрын
Bro said “is it E.I. by Nelly?” 😂😂😂 my god dude…that was amazing😂😂
@is646112 жыл бұрын
Malcolm x died in 1965 and Gaddafi took power in Libya in 1969. Jesus Christ Matt
@ts4gv Жыл бұрын
matt and shane, the culture writers
@marreco63479 ай бұрын
There were always black dorks, they just hid it better. I mean, jazz? Liking martial arts before the 80s? All the weird hipster songs used for rap beats? Being a fan of DBZ and not being from latin America?
@ancientfuture9690 Жыл бұрын
"They look like horses that just got born" 😂😂😂 So true. Not an OUNCE of athleticism or simple body awareness. Just an overthinking and anxious brain with a body for a vehicle...and a shit vehicle at that.
@insidiousmaximus Жыл бұрын
"they look like horses that just been born" killed me
@aug-pahunters515 ай бұрын
This is flying close to the sun. Easy boys
@Fabian0806902 жыл бұрын
Black icon Shane Gillis
@vcalv9354 Жыл бұрын
I hope Matt's wife actually told him they sang the black national anthem in school 🤣
@lifeisoverated819 ай бұрын
Omfg @13:25 ! Matt says to Shane, "did you know that there's a black national anthem?" And then when Shane says, "what?.... Is it E.I. by Nelly? I had literal tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. GD 😂
@papajjj Жыл бұрын
peepop always coming in clutch
@thomasthomas3750 Жыл бұрын
He slept in a bodega for three days like a Puerto Rican's cat
@hotlava849010 ай бұрын
Fast forward a year and the black national anthem is being played at the Super Bowl
@frankfranklinsonАй бұрын
Black dudes have been into anime since the beginning
@JoeKing696 ай бұрын
As if this podcast couldn’t get any better the fact that Shane also loves NCFOM just makes my day
@EL-mn1pf Жыл бұрын
Nelly - E.I. is the black national anthem now.
@final6warning4 ай бұрын
3:43 the run description murdered me 😅
@jtb0962 Жыл бұрын
Nothing hits like the Old Testament
@johncameron45002 ай бұрын
Holy shit is the end of this one worth it. Matt’s bodega romance story is fucking classic
@Brickwall76532 жыл бұрын
Key and Peele being considered funny was the fall of black coolness.
@Garf2O2 жыл бұрын
Id blame Weird Al for putting them on in the white n nerdy music video, without that and the i called her a biiiitch/A-A ron sketches they would have been working some office job by now lmao.
@atomicalien4 Жыл бұрын
@@Garf2O no.
@tommybellardine Жыл бұрын
@@Garf2O I mean honestly Peeles movies are really well made and entertaining, a little overrated but definitely entertaining
@OrroHelhammer Жыл бұрын
@@tommybellardineall his movies are just "oh no white man bad and scary" it's not even good
@tommybellardine Жыл бұрын
@@OrroHelhammer clearly havent seen nope
@pokechops2 жыл бұрын
"Is it E.I by nelly?"
@LUDWIG215. Жыл бұрын
Shout out northeast Philly 🙌🏻🙌🏻 215 🙌🏻🙌🏻
@matthewt3369 Жыл бұрын
Omg…. “You know there is a black national anthem?… is it EI by Nelly?” ….😂😂😂😂
@GRAGGLE2 жыл бұрын
Hell nah I would never shoot a truck and I carry every day💀😂
@yoggz2 жыл бұрын
girlfriends hairdressers friend
@antonlifer44492 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Philly and when I was in 6th grade I got on a Neighborhood Football Squad and we were mixed with whites and black kids and Ricans but our coaches stunk and we sucked. We went winless and had to play all the black neighborhoods and they just destroyed us. They stuck my ass at LB and my white ass was just not quick enough and I just whiffed on tackles constantly. Couldn't cover a RB or TE to save my life. There was like 2 games left and I just quit..Baseball season was starting and I was so much better at Baseball. I never played organized football again.
@seanmatthewking2 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to figure out how this relates to this clip other than it's loosely about black people.
@EdwardSnortin2 жыл бұрын
Their genes are made for chasing antelopes on thr savannahs
@brians7901 Жыл бұрын
Bro... this is my north jersey experience with football lol.
@chartheredcometaznable2345 Жыл бұрын
@@seanmatthewking 20 min mark and upward buddy
@giverrr4202 жыл бұрын
One thumbnail to rule them all
@LuisCarruthers2 жыл бұрын
Who's the guy in the cowboy hat?
@chartheredcometaznable2345 Жыл бұрын
Idk that One thumbnail with the Charizard and Blue eye white dragon is pretty GOAT tier
@huntman1412 Жыл бұрын
what is midea?
@Deadman100011 ай бұрын
I don't know why but Matt going to church for his girlfriend is the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂
@mogulmayhem11 ай бұрын
Ken is the only black guy in my office and he drives a Subaru.
@guaposahn7 ай бұрын
The universal circus and black church comparison was gold
@scottfellows9640 Жыл бұрын
Matt says he's 2/3 black 66% and Shane says 3/5 black 60% pretty much agree 😊
@berto2125 Жыл бұрын
3/5 ths compromise holy howd shane not catch this 😂😂😂
@josephbenson44446 ай бұрын
Mat said he had already been through the black church thing when he went to the Universoul Circus. I would love video of this.
@J_Clean_1996 Жыл бұрын
9:40 "F*ckin' Dej Loaf like a stud."
@waynewalters426 Жыл бұрын
I've rewatched that part like 5 times, where do they say anything about Dej Loaf?
@John_Notmylastname2 жыл бұрын
I would pay money for the boys to watch Louis Theroux’s documentary on the black Israelites. Their costumes are absolutely silly in every way. The boys would have content for days to talk about. It’s so funny.
@whitekony1006 Жыл бұрын
Shakespeare and p much every other historical figure from Europe being black was my favorite part.
@HussOnTheBeat Жыл бұрын
Yeah, no way someone who looks like Logic or Ice Spice, for example, could be mistaken for or try to pass as a white person in an era where it suddenly was not ok to be African or of African decent. @whitekony1006
@ghostcula5 ай бұрын
@@whitekony1006 lmao I will never forget the way he answers when Louis asks him if Columbus is white or black.
@jacobmoyer29912 жыл бұрын
🎵 I miss my cousin 🎵
@Chillpeps2 жыл бұрын
How is this simultaneously the most racist and least racist thing I’ve ever heard
@fuckboiactual19762 жыл бұрын
It's troof
@dionwilson9775 Жыл бұрын
definitely racist, but he likes black pussy so he thinks that’s his pass. like the slave master didn’t have the same fetish as them. clown show
@mcs1313138 ай бұрын
It’s racist like south parks racist. You can tell they’re just stream of consciousness, and go into every sentence equally ready to throw some huge stereotypes out, or to absolutely rip on themeselves
@BurnedJello Жыл бұрын
Whoa, Matt, are you trying to say they're only 3/5s levels..?
@BboyCorrosive2 жыл бұрын
Praise be my dawgs
@BigFarts02 жыл бұрын
The Notorious SG… respect ✊
@codygreene9067 Жыл бұрын
No Country For Old Men is fucking fantastic. It’s in my top ten too, probably my number one honestly.
@fernandomoreno33705 ай бұрын
No one is talking about the 3/5 ratio Matt instinctually came up with lmao
@audreyxatomic Жыл бұрын
2:34 lol when he said Stacey Dash I had been so sure he was going to be talking about Condoleesa Rice… so glad that’s what Shane said XP
@godspeedforevertv Жыл бұрын
I went to Scotland and we were a smaller school but all heart Lol😂. We kicked the shit out of a lot of schools and was state champs in basketball mostly and track and field (check the records) 95 percent of us were from Philly and negros of course and the total school attendance from year to year was never more then 300-350 students TOTAL. The area loved when our school shut down I’m sure😅 Shane you the man sir!
@jhaylenlozada73862 жыл бұрын
Love hearing white ppl talk about black ppl ngl😂
@atomicalien4 Жыл бұрын
It's cathartic
@dionwilson9775 Жыл бұрын
why? that’s weird..
@yeahyeahwowman8099 Жыл бұрын
@@dionwilson9775black people bitch about white people all the time.
@oopsydaizi3s824 Жыл бұрын
@@dionwilson9775 is it weird when it’s the other way round?
@connorsaucedo30632 жыл бұрын
The ultimate dawg, peepop
@ianalexander1490 Жыл бұрын
My girl’s black, I’m white, and I know 99% more of the culture than her 😂 so when im around her family I come off more black then her and it’s the funniest fucking shit ever
@Rabbi_Dollarstein Жыл бұрын
Jungle fever🤮
@whitekony1006 Жыл бұрын
I grew up white in Oakland, I definitely know the feeling- my high-school gf was a rare creature,a punk black chick that sang in a hard-core band,while her dad had produced records for master-p in the 90s,had gold records all over his wall from west coast bad boyz and other albums. He was actually pretty normal,had a fat white wife lol. Her mom was Hella cool but ghetto as they come, my gf used to be embarrassed while we were quoting purple rain back and forth at each other cackling.
@ronmastrio2798 Жыл бұрын
Don't be a wigger.
@lebumjames137311 ай бұрын
@@Rabbi_Dollarsteinyou can be with someone of another race and not fetishize them lol
@CharlieTheTexan Жыл бұрын
"Is it E.I. by Nelly?" 💀 💀
@darkmatter69420 Жыл бұрын
LMAO I CALLED IT! I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA SAY CONDOLLEEZA RICE
@daynetimmins155 Жыл бұрын
Black Israelite’s are a 5 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 hilarious!!!
@NoFrontinRadio2 жыл бұрын
The Wild Wild West
@Therileyrileyriley Жыл бұрын
Saying the white to black level ration is 3/5 is wild
@anondom4406 Жыл бұрын
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN IS 🔥 🚒🔥
@davidgraham182711 ай бұрын
I think the thumb nails should be available as wallpaper, or posters.