MSSP - When Bae Gets Too Salty

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 60 57
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[@NotoriousPeepop]

Today I learned america has Aldi too

[@ZeSgtSchultz]

Hell yeah we do, best place to get groceries to be honest.

[@paulfroelich1024]

Ja wohl, it's a German company but we got 'em too.

[@hewasagudboy9079]

it's for poor people here

[@hewasagudboy9079]

@sigmadeez420 idk I'm not poor

[@anusmcpenis1981]

aldeez nuts

[@Deeplycloseted435]

I’m glad Matt is out there, saying the worst things imaginable about his woman, in a public forum. Thanks for your service.

[@cloudbloom]

"Worst things imaginable" You mean to say he's spittin facts and logic?

[@colinbell4498]

It’s his bitch dude get it right

[@514BMXJay]

He's truly paving the way for us to say extra wild things to our bbgs and totally get away with it

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

God country Matt

[@jonsmith6509]

Worst things=common sense and general thoughts

[@Enaz924]

My wife heard me listening to this and now we’re fighting 😂

[@jarnold1789]

Hahahaha godspeed

[@lewisgann280]

Salute to a real soldier 🫡

[@reidsimonson]

Leave her ASAP. Getting mad at you over what someone else says?Complete psycho.

[@zachabsher8546]

Lmao

[@theskyizblue2day431]

What’s her taste in music like?

[@DANYJ777_]

I like how they went from my bae, to my bitch to just bitch😂

[@chaka1045]

Ahahahahahahahah fuck that’s funny

[@gmangriggs94]

Often imitated but never duplicated, god bless the dawgs and peepop

[@guydutoit61]

What’s up dawg

[@davidperez5089]

Whos the second koont in the thumbnail?

[@computerjockproducti]

@@davidperez5089 in order Amber heard Emma Watson Ellen degenerate Whoopi’s fatberg

[@JeffyPDiddy]

Emma Watson?

[@thebronbronshow]

Boyyyys

[@TheFleetfingers]

I, too, cannot listen to pop radio without vividly imagining the degenerate dental hygienists using it as their soundtrack of sin.

[@WeShareTheSameAir]

Nice alliteration, papa Olson

[@michaelj6392]

“She’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one.”

[@williamthomas5215]

Matt is spot on with the cream pie. Never had an argument survive the cream pie

[@michaeldoran4367]

UNUSUALLY LARGE BLACK KOK WHIPPED OUT DURING A BASEBALL GAME IN HIGH SCHOOL

[@reallyriley123]

Dude this happened to me once and I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one to think of it that way😂

[@sinisternoah3604]

A good hard cream pie solves problems in every relationship

[@TetraGO]

@@michaeldoran4367unusually beta male loser comment the white man is king

[@imnotracistbut-9559]

WUT WUZ HIZ NAME(Z)??

[@BR0_CD]

“Built like a house” 😂

[@Ledface117]

I was howling laughing during this one

[@birdog9633]

Bruh me too prob the hardest Iv geeked listening to this show

[@TheAgentmigs]

"My bitch is fat as fuck." Hhahaha

[@davidperez5089]

I wonder if Matts wife Is dark choc or café su lait? ...not that that matters.

[@vikinghammer87]

@@davidperez5089 It definitely matters. I'd guess a lighter skinned queen ass bitch.

[@davidperez5089]

@@vikinghammer87 so nothin like burrs wifey.

[@grantgosselin7813]

I need matt to publish Matt Mckuskers Mckusker guide to life

[@KinoTechUSA69]

I'd buy that.

[@jetorixjones]

Laughing at Shane's girl being pouty and listening to Taylor Swift while he sits next to her mouthing "Kim" by Eminem.

[@dee-taylor]

Women with good taste in music means their ex BFs had good taste in music.

[@kxnny2]

🤣 fr

[@shredvansshredquarters]

9:00 UNDERATTED Shane quote, "pop radio and and a salty bitch is enough to get me just like....I'll roll out of this car right." LOLOLOL just popping the door open, tucking and rolling.

[@JC-oq5ex]

Lmao that Kirby line about "inhaling all the details of the day and then bursting them out" really describes it best.

[@localwaterchamp7712]

MINE. HAS. NOT.

[@TrillgataQ]

"using logic is not the weapon."

[@ThaHulkster]

One of the most relatable clips I’ve ever listened to lol

[@zanec9108]

“Perpetual girl problem”bruh this is so real.

[@elias4493]

for some crazy stupid reason nothing pisses me off more than girls needing to tell their day and Matt summarized it perfectly

[@therainman7777]

Dude, it is the worst. I don’t know why it sucks so hard but it just does.

[@paijo1503]

Tell their day? What do you mean

[@elias4493]

@@paijo1503 like retelling their entire day such as what they are what someone said what they did

[@wetsockz3001]

@@elias4493 because everyone knows a boyfriend’s not there to support your woman they’re just there for the cream pie 😂

[@Leonardo-gn9ci]

​@@elias4493fr lmao, lioe i want to hear aboit your day but i do not need to hear every conversation you had verbatim 😂

[@ericl3931]

Bro…it would be a crazy task but if you could make a comp of Matt using video game analogies that would be GOAT

[@krisf4969]

Nothing like ending a long day with another Peepop classic, thanks dawg.

[@dr3693]

6 laffy taffys before bed is killing me

[@chuddleywindston]

This channel is the bomb because there is never a single ad on your videos lmao

[@ImpulsesOG]

The end being about girls on the phone. Unreal how accurate it is with every relationship I've had

[@cmm8217]

The time slave comment form Matt was spot on

[@Fitzn]

I never knew anyone else experienced this, too

[@_DMNO_]

That's bad, but you know what's worse? A girl that calls and texts you all day to ask what you're doing. Mine gets bored, and just assumes I'm either doing something more interesting, or I'm maliciously cheating on her.

[@bouch2442]

@@_DMNO_I broke up with my most recent girl because of that exact reason lol

[@XanVicious]

@@_DMNO_they tend to get that way if they’re insecure and/or have been cheated on. My GF was like this until I nipped it in the bud and she’s been ight. Though I have NEVER met a woman that doesn’t want to FaceTime, it truly is a curse.

[@evanabbott2737]

“Nahhhh..fifa, you go to BED”😂

[@lofttm969]

Peepop thumbnails > all yt content

[@alexismcaloon8269]

Matt is right about a make up cream pie

[@lt.dantaylor7185]

Chicks listen to this?!? 😂😍

[@William2Firearms]

​@@lt.dantaylor7185catfish 💯

[@langa77777]

This is so funny. The boys getting into a Dunkirk voluntarily. God damn.

[@stilgar2007]

I hate when she is bored in the car and calls.

[@jamescook3131]

Hahaha ah shit man. Atleast she doesn't call salty.

[@darkstar0554]

Just shared this with the dawgs. Caption “do NOT listen to this around anyone else.” 🤣

[@WippetWzrd]

My girl just agreed with the music point how’re these guys so accurate

[@ccolby8593]

You let em spaz for an hour... then hit em with the 'you done?' We die inside

[@nicthemickatx]

Straight facts. Like a kid mouthing off in the grocery store and give them that "I know you don't want me whoopin ass" look. I've never laid a finger on my woman. Never had to. She seen me tear walls out when I was mad then rebuild them the next day. I'm getting old now though, I'm not angry like that anymore.

[@Sigrdrifaz]

2d vs 3d argument skills is perfect analogy

[@lewisgann280]

Top tier analogy

[@maxwella2200]

"you take a nap every morning" -Shane

[@SARMS_KAT]

These thumbnails are top quality, peepop sir

[@gunshow86de]

That Kirby analogy is perfect.

[@BigFarts0]

Hahahha my man’s is a living legend. He’s got the hottest takes

[@paulfroelich1024]

He's peerless

[@MatauReviews]

Love Matt saying “2-dimensional polliwog” instead of polygon. A beautiful mind

[@sangyedorje]

Beautiful mind indeed

[@b0ssbeerreviews83]

When my ex was in a pouty/salty mood, I’d leave for an hour, come back, still a bad mood? Leave and hang out with buds til the next day. Sure my relationships end almost instantly, but lifes to short to be with a pouty bitch.

[@Leonardo-gn9ci]

Yeah lmao you're going to be in a lot of bad relationships if thays what you do lol

[@XmXFLUXmX2]

@@Leonardo-gn9ci im a subscriber to his program and I can attest, I too have a graveyard behind me.

[@notkevinacid]

sometimes when it comes to girls, i feel like a blind dude that’s walking around his house and can perfectly navigate it because he’s broken almost every bone at some point in the process of navigating. sure, i’ve got a LOT of exes, but now i know exactly what not to do, but like for sure.

[@themk4982]

I’ve never heard anything as true as the Perpetual Girl Problem. It’s like a neverending, constantly morphing problem that is somehow the same thing even though after 8 months it’s completely unidentifiable as the same issue.

[@MisterRawgers]

That thumbnail is legendary I need a painting of it

[@NotoriousPeepop]

Haha im having fun with this new Matt headshot. Its crisp and goes with everthing

[@str8_white_mail]

BLESS US ON THIS DAY SIR PEEPOP

[@BoyGeorgiaX]

Matt is right about the I love you cream pies

[@lewisgann280]

I can second that. Scary but true.

[@natedorsey2148]

What are you fishing for “UH HUHS” no kidding😂😂😂😂

[@mcluhanmedia1223]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who’s vexed by their girlfriend calling them from the car instead of just talking to me in person when they get home 😅

[@immap3253]

This is the best thing I’ve heard all week 🤣

[@christopherchristmas25]

Everything he is saying reassures me I do not want to be in a relationship

[@tom-bm6zm]

"occasionally we talk" 😄

[@abikuneebus]

The most relatable conversation I’ve ever listened to

[@CKLach]

When your girlfriend is black, going for a walk is really a power move

[@j.g.mcbell9494]

Idk why guys tolerate that from women. After my first wife, I just simply don’t play those games. Giving me the silent treatment, or when you ask what’s wrong and they say “nothing” or “what do you think I’m upset about?” First time it happens, “Look I don’t play those games. You can tell me what’s wrong, we can talk about it and move past it, or this is done right now.” Its toxic man don’t tolerate that nonsense.

[@_DMNO_]

I dunno, I prefer the "Act like you don't give a fuck, and create distance" method. Matt got it right dude. Literal dog behavior. They stop acting bitchy once they aren't being given the attention to be bitchy.

[@Vastspartan]

​@@_DMNO_both are valid. Be a fucking adult or get out

[@robert9016]

2 dimensional polywog

[@FardenedSteel]

“Rolling down the PA turnpike to deliver average dong” never hit closer to home 21:31

[@ericl3931]

A two dimensional poliwog

[@allaroundamazing7007]

1:02 Matt’s immediate reaction😂😂👌🏼

[@overtexpression2299]

Shane taking the "why you mad bro" cop out

[@HouseJawn]

This is ABSOLUTE funniest podcast on KZbin 😆 OOO

[@LittleDinkens]

this is a great segment of the secret program

[@commander_cody841]

14:50 I’ve never heard it explained so perfect literally same

[@JohnnyMac2237]

“Using logic is just not the weapon to use”…Yeupppp lol Can’t use logic with emotional creatures..you just gotta stay cold..and say “I don’t negotiate with emotional terrorists”

[@ramblincapuchin9075]

You out logic them in order to demonstrate the error of their ways. You HAVE to make your women feel bad because they need to feel something. They can't just land idle on ambivalence like we do on the regular You give them that nugget to feed off of in order to set the tone. This is the line, you cross it and we are going to have problems. She's got to understand that it's not a walk in the park out here, you are plenty ready to thug it out on a daily basis, which includes _her_

[@jessehedges2949]

Thanks peepop. Luh you X

[@mattmckay9547]

Matt is the silver fox dude!! Fkn legenddddd

[@BodyByBenSLC]

This is why I stopped dating and have no interest in dating again. Its just so much work just to not be at fault for everything.

[@xAudiolith]

It’s crazy out here for average dudes haha. That calming sensation ever since breaking up with my last gf still hasn’t worn off after >12 months. Especially seeing everyone in my family plopping our kids my motivation to get back on the plantation is at an all time low.

[@nicthemickatx]

Don't put up with shit tests.

[@abtwopoint0]

this thumbnail is legendary lmfao

[@J_Clean_1996]

7:04 "My great-grandfather died in World War Two, my grandfather also died in war, and my dad died of cancer last year. Whether I play Russian Roulette or not, I'm going to die bro. Death runs in my family." I understand that's not the same thing, but when it comes to the level of ignorance, it's pretty close.

[@ccolby8593]

I feel like thats a norm macdonald bit

[@J_Clean_1996]

@@ccolby8593 Are you accusing me of stealing? 👀

[@ccolby8593]

@J_Games_1996 did you? Lol The best bits are something everyone can relate to. And collective consciousness is a thing. Do I need to edit, and change the word 'feel' to 'sound'?

[@J_Clean_1996]

@@ccolby8593 Sometimes people can say original things, you do know this, right? No, this isn't stolen. But feel free to go watch hours of Norm.

[@J_Clean_1996]

@@ccolby8593 Yikes.

[@TheHomieFedSmoker]

Make America PeePop Again

[@liltimp935]

Can we please for the love of god have this podcast as a radio station in gta 6

[@daytonjason]

MSSP has the absolute best thumbnails!!! I die 😂😂😂 looking at them!!!

[@johnjohnjohnjohn921]

She’s fishing for a bunch of ahas😂😂😂

[@salsa83]

I cant get over how relatable and true all this is. I had to pause this when GF walked into the room because I was worried about a fight starting. Man the phone call while driving around is the worst.

[@BiIlDipperIy]

5:32 Mine *has not* ... 🤣 Bro his girl had to cuss him out after this

[@tryptamigo]

this came on in a car ride with my girlfriend and i’m laughing while she’s dead silent the whole time and then it turned into a fight

[@swphittman215]

Matt nd Shane are my Philly bros from another mother since I too am a Philly native. Also Peepop is a GOAT too he got sons in the game doing MSSP clips nd shit lol.

[@reekforceone1992]

Not tonight! 😂

[@thomdrolet2624]

I don't know if "full-Nelson Mandela" was on purpose or not but it was great.

[@J_Clean_1996]

"Body by Taffy."

[@dogchaser520]

Shane just needed to ask her, "Hey, is everything OK?"

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Matts dental hygienist fantasies are crazy 😂

[@Kaizoku_apex]

Bae stop this is serious, it's time to game🎮😤🎮

[@aritranaruto]

The thumbnail is amazing.

[@BDXRP11B]

The i love you cream pie is wild

[@calebhuizenga5123]

my life in a nut shell. "Im fine I can handle this... 'somthing happens' FUCK THIS!!!!!"

[@FD_and_B]

Matt can be Salt Bae and he will always have the most, but he is still my favorite speaker! 😅 lol

[@FD_and_B]

Thank you

[@macfin4862]

Shane experiencing the no ring sting. Happens aroind Christmas

[@nicthemickatx]

Yep, exactly this. That's something serious too that can turn real bad real fast.

[@StoicTitus1]

The 'I love you' cream pie is genius, but god damn i feel like an idiot

[@Somnivore7]

The makeup creampie is the real deal lmao

[@vikipoyta]

Matt squeezin Ds

[@filixconnor712]

I feel like this podcast it’s like the men’s version of Bridget Jones. I completely understand what they’re talking about when it comes to bitches.

[@mactallica9293]

The part about a women being in a mood and blaming the man for escalating it, is 99% of fights lol

[@rdel2007]

Mine has not...lmao

[@austionofoshooo3859]

Hell yeah

[@midmadden70]

13:10 best thing i’ve ever heard

[@alligatorwithanopioidaddic6256]

That's why I never answer the first call, if you don't answer she'll always space back out on the road, answer the second call and just say something like I left my phone in the other room or I was just about to call you back, works every time

[@Tobez]

Women Kirby their day and then spit it out when they get too full. Holy shit that is accurate

[@bigjav240]

Now I have 4 kids trying to not fight.

[@RussianBot69420]

More creampies

[@nnamdi5611]

Matt us 100 💯 percent correct on the cream pie. It works

[@K_Jaccc]

13:21 meditation is open-eye napping

[@davidperez5089]

This makes me Glad I'm single again. Ofcourse i miss the frequent baked clam action, but hey!! It comes at a price dawgs.

[@sobahoe6890]

Man this one man me happy I’m single

[@user-hs9sp5ih6x]

these guys are fuckin funny

[@lilbov8524]

g zimmed it is absolutely ridiculous