MSSP - Matt's Hot Dates

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 23, 25, 26, 29, 31, 32

[@rollinwifdabigboys13]

Matt mckusker the only reason I stopped lying to people his honesty is so noble I had to follow in the footsteps

[@Derek_Keenan]

you got that Boss baby honesty or what Dawg

[@-MAJIK-]

@@Derek_Keenan *DEAD SILENCE* 😶

[@lakeflaccid8054]

@@Derek_Keenan what that even mean

[@tylerhasacamera]

Deadass same

[@anxietyonline1947]

The phrase "You exhibit no symptoms of a porn addict" As if Matt is a clinical psychologist of porn addiction is the absolute best.

[@Therealmudbone]

The way they immediately started giving the girl a Jewish accent when she started asking about money 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZeranZeran]

accurate

[@ye24christisking40]

Lilith

[@kx65andyx85rider]

So fucking funny 😂😂😂

[@Dexroid]

Tightwad* accent, you mean.

[@DJB6969]

Very dishonorable by that J..

[@BoxingThings]

Shane is the gateway drug to Matt

[@helpIthinkmylegsaregone]

And then, some day, all your conversations will consist of new age spiritual lingo and revolve around anal veins and premature ejaculations.

[@joenichols3901]

I would genuinely listen to a five hour compilation of Shane's Asian voice

[@DrAnonEmuss]

And that would just be part 1

[@jarnold1789]

Hahahaha same

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

I need a 5 hour loop of Shane doing his mom voice like a cat.

[@cassidyerickson7408]

​@@dr.doppeldecker3832yes😂😂😂

[@ZeranZeran]

sank you

[@BrianKellyisGay]

Matt has done more to change my perspective on ethics than any college course or seminar. He’s a walking embodiment that being completely honest and real is 100% better than bullshitting.

[@paulmasterson4739]

"My babe right now is an African troop" "Sick, she's a child soldier"

[@in_faustianwinter]

as someone who only started listening to mssp a couple years ago, this is like being transported to another dimension. Matt doing online dating & Shane bombing at an open mic lmao... the dawgs are still hilarious all the same though.

[@joehopp7247]

Peepop is a VERYY HONORABLEE

[@gbeach85]

“You’re out there getting fingered during Boss Baby” had me dying

[@boosh90]

Workin' own mah night casssst. Asian voice straight outta the gate. Truly the mark of quality.

[@nintendoROX121]

I'd pay $20/month easily for a new regular nitecast with OT vibez

[@T_D_B_]

@@nintendoROX121 I would go 10 on it

[@ginandcreme]

@@T_D_B_ how bow a fiver?

[@NotAfraid280]

25:30 “the black sneeze is very real, it killed half of Europe” 😂 oh my god that is hilarious

[@alexnoelle4202]

"we broke up instantly" lol 😂 thanks for the smiles peepop 🤗

[@nateclasen]

I think Matt was trying to tell Shane that he was gonna have a kid haha

[@TheChuckFina]

Riding home, listen to the boys, Peepop dropping some fresh good good. Today was a good day.

[@Derek_Keenan]

Rock hard bro

[@DirtSpud]

Momma made breakfast with no hog

[@Hewhoisstoned420]

Shane’s impressions kill me every time 😂

[@98Lz]

If* only everyone was as honest as Matt lmaoooo we’d live in a perfect society

[@yeahiknow69]

Matt McCusker - America's sweetheart

[@brucewayne2255]

Shane is constantly bringing up black guys cat calling and he isn’t wrong for doing so. He is spot on.

[@MatthewTortora]

“There’s nothing wrong with an Asperger’s girlfriend” “Me neither”

[@neonsubaru]

asian voice, jew voice, matt on a date? this must be old.

[@T_D_B_]

@Cl1nton Body count yup (PS don't kill me)

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

@Cl1nton Body count he’s describing his future wife on their first date.

[@jamesdarling883]

Night cast

[@brentzazueta6081]

Old testament

[@keepmeaknocka3726]

Pre pandemic

[@JoeMACofNAC]

Matt’s impression of his wife is hilarious Dikembe Mutumbo😂😂

[@joerosacker5091]

Asain voice and jew voice! 👌 big kahuna never disappoints.

[@HanSoloxcs]

Big kahuna? That’s that Hawaiian burger joint?

[@acidfruitloops]

@@HanSoloxcs If you're ever down on the leeward side, pakalolo will tickle your feet. 👉🕶👈

[@drs2532]

its a weeely weeely ghud impresson

[@davidm2031]

You can't cancel the cancelled.

[@T_D_B_]

@@davidm2031 there's no stopping what can't be stopped... no killing what can't be killed

[@TheAgentmigs]

"Whats the weirdest thing youre into?" ..."probably blacks." 4:15 DEAD

[@T_D_B_]

Yooooo chill chill chill

[@HandsyBilly]

Should be an african troop bbg in the thumbnail with matt

[@lofttm969]

It’s the story of when Matt met his wife lol

[@monadamus42]

"The Black Sneeze." Killed me. "Ashy, ashy! It's about cocobutter."

[@danjones101]

“I don’t think they make them autistic” this is hands down the best podcast ever made. In tears.

[@andybarrow5407]

Shane’s impressions are so great. Jewish lady is kyles mom and Asian dude is “fuck you dorphinnn!!”

[@BwsHD]

2 months no fap/no porn. Nothing but greatness.

[@anxietyonline1947]

Bro, it's literally so unhealthy to not fap. Please jerk it, your old stale cum is toxic.

[@trav7917]

That’s gay.

[@solaireastora5394]

You loser

[@Pentagathusosaurus]

You been banging baes or you're leaving all your ropes in storage?

[@shanecoopershow]

​@@trav7917shut your mouth buddy

[@dirtymike1274]

Shane's Jewish mom impression was so good

[@michaelparrish6572]

Thank you for your service peepop!

[@JayZ25100]

"She tried to Ssampson and Delilah me" great joke off the dome 🤣

[@hatchetman664]

"you look like a scraggamuffin" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JustTryingToYoutube]

Matt talking about his future wife and wanting kids, now he’s married the girl and has two kids. So wholesome

[@skylercrespo6845]

Appreciate the Lansing Michigan shoutout for no reason

[@wacopaco2099]

That fart at 15:05 mark was DASTARDLY

[@robert9016]

Your butthole is like the North Pole, his is like Florida, wet and alive

[@T_D_B_]

Vicious dry ripper

[@djphlange]

Even in my darkest times (so far) , they can make me laugh unlike any other podcast 😅😅

[@Swampboiii]

“Who’s your guy” “Spade” “Oh the spud man” Dude Dude Cannot stop laughing

[@Doctor-Stoppage]

"With my pure limp!" 😂

[@josephlinden1630]

Matts face and his voice just don’t click in my mind.

[@johnjohnjohnjohn921]

"im gonna be disappointed when she says hi and looks me in the eyes" LMFAO

[@bruhdon4748]

Matt looks like a young Alan watts

[@craiggoodwill7620]

Night casts are lit!

[@ryanhill8590]

Shane’s next special should be called, “All baes go to heaven”

[@RuneTrips]

How can you possibly finish just kissing someone. Man has a gift

[@TheMiist]

Peak cast era here

[@AJ-das]

"Also, I don't believe in germs!" Had me wailing laughing

[@mactallica9293]

Sad part is, there's a bunch of people that think germs and viruses are fake

[@fuckcensorship69]

​@@mactallica9293just some viruses

[@janp19]

I can't get over how good those early episodes are

[@hands_of_stone]

Do they not sound like this anymore? I haven't heard any new ones just the ones uploaded on here

[@jooooohn401]

⁠@@hands_of_stonethey’re still funny, but they aren’t nearly as unhinged with how popular the shows gotten. The Old Testament shows can’t be replicated.

[@rileygally2967]

Night ‘casts are so unhinged they’re the fckn best

[@riptorzor]

What kinda cideys do the dawgs drink?

[@pudglye3989]

Jesus, whatever is available. They're dawgs

[@KinoTechUSA69]

First choice? Free cideys Second choice? Cold cideys

[@alexnoelle4202]

@@pudglye3989 I like you 😂

[@uwb848]

Fuck I really wish i remembered the name but i think the ciders are from Pennsylvania or are even made in Philly. If you watch episodes 1-75 I know they say at some point, i think on a nightcast

[@uwb848]

Oh shit i think it’s jacks hard cider

[@673AWSF]

Dude the “that’s a nice name” is a solid, solid move. Best to do it in person though. It’s a real old school play.

[@MrRussellharmon10]

Dude Matt’s Jewish impersonation 😂

[@dawsonduguid6541]

@9:55 being supposed to have a kid at 25 makes so much sense 😂

[@ZBirDEveryday]

Came onto this panel to be persuaded.

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

Why did Shane use George Costanza's moms voice 😅😅😅

[@Zure467]

Just mimicking some red blooded catholics

[@danhall9197]

Matt is a solid dude.

[@callumbrowne2081]

The black sneeze was too quick from Shane lol

[@svenp6504]

I really can't handle how funny these fuckers are.

[@Tommyyy23]

I’m 23 and I’ve genuinely still never had a wet dream before… I feel like I would remember if I woke up and there was stuff down there….

[@bwolfe9040]

I’m 23 only had one a blonde milf was reverse cowgirling me in my dream never saw her face. Not worth it dude

[@QualityQman]

If you're cleaning out your pipes regularly, you won't.

[@Tommyyy23]

@@QualityQman okay well that makes sense🤣👍🏻

[@Garrettm31]

Peepop clone

[@OOKIEDOKIE]

I had my first one at like 25 during a no fap. You probably have masturbated too much from a young age lmao.

[@Dom-mw8gk]

God I miss the night casts...

[@BornAgainChampiom]

Got a black girl hair product advertisement at the end of this vid lol

[@chaselund]

I like all these videos but this one had me laughing aloud straight away

[@mort3338]

the old bae retreat lmaooooo

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

“You should never get too hard; that’s gay.” Lol

[@skeebontrience1799]

Good luck with that whole 'no fap' thing matt. Doesn't sound like something you'll do and talk about forever at all

[@tankboi8249]

I need a tires/workaholics crossover desperately

[@SchizSchool]

i guess i have aspergers

[@JaxonBurn]

I believe the mortal kombat dude says “toastie!” Still a solid ref though dude

[@randoH3000]

It’s TOASTY, not whoopsie lol

[@T_D_B_]

Smoke was dope

[@BossHog007]

How did Shane miss his the best part of the boss baby situation was that he had on those dumb glasses

[@uwb848]

6:04 fucking killed me

[@user-tv7cx8jv7r]

Can confirm about the African bae's, my wife is from Nigeria and her social filter is non-existent lmao

[@ryanbeck8004]

I miss the night casts, and the cidies days

[@DereliqueMahBAWLS]

Does anyone notice how different Shane sounds when he isn’t close to the mic? 😂

[@jotun.616]

If you dont immediately say skat play is the worst i question your sanity.

[@mightymoeish]

GOATed moment 23:36

[@jettroxxett32]

love these guys

[@MambaaWoW]

“If you’re doing that shit, knock it off 😡!”

[@thisaccount6539]

31 still chuckin ropes

[@kevsmulders7667]

Shane's Jewish accent is amazing 😂

[@hnnsy]

warning rope 😂

[@sharkboy3561]

No fap upgraded my life like crazy that’s why he got the date in the first place

[@crazypath573]

It is ancient chinee secret

[@jeremyhutchison7508]

What about maxfap? Mandatory 6 faps a day for 30 day?

[@T_D_B_]

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

[@bracksampson1]

My names mike Nardi. I heard Matt had some new snizz. I must find this woman now.

[@jakeshockley2735]

The pacifier is a great nickname for a johnson

[@bwolfe9040]

Black people definitely sneeze. We call a black dude at work Big Sneeze

[@comedy8219]

They’re really gonna put Asian movie adds on the MSSP pod 😂

[@epheyeTK]

Lansing, Michigan - Represent

[@alexnoelle4202]

Eww why

[@epheyeTK]

@@alexnoelle4202 Same reason Big Boi represents Savannah GA 💁🏻‍♂️

[@alexnoelle4202]

@@epheyeTK idk big boi but Savannah ga sounds awful too I won't lie 😂, like I'm from Indiana that's an equally weird shout out, 260 shouts out to fort Payne 😂💀

[@epheyeTK]

@@alexnoelle4202 Looks like I met my BB girl on KZbin 🤣

[@Derek_Keenan]

if you went to Msu you could be gay

[@st.patty1416]

Is Matt talking about his wife? Lol. Saying he wants kids and now he has two beautiful kids. Oh young 30 year old Matt if you only knew what was in store.

[@DereliqueMahBAWLS]

You guessed it! It’s a trip hearing this in the future. I wish we could let his past self know that he gets what he wants 😂

[@jacklegg21]

New band name: The Black Sneeze

[@drunkensenseiii]

4:17 lmfao

[@altaris2486]

Put the baby pacifier in her make her fall asleep 😂😂😂😂 holy shit

[@derekhunter7632]

half a rope lmao

[@thatlyingwitchinyourwardro3893]

Lansing, MI mentioned ‼️

[@user-rx162r]

relatively instantly

[@johnpaulgalen7695]

How does one gain access to the fabled Old Testament? Patreon?

[@drakeelliott5079]

Radio Dawgz

[@B1055BH]

Boss baby. Back in business

[@mattcarafa210]

this shit is funny AF

[@MrAs2114eva]

Who's the lovely lady in the thumbnail? Does she star in some feature films?

[@KR-ki9hw]

"I think they don't make them"