Old Sport Savagely Roasts Dave

[@MasterIsabelle]

What’s funny is that jack got springlocked, which would normally pierce your vocal chords first, and jack has the clearest voice ever here

[@ventex1352]

He was so angry that he didn't care

[@snqoqo]

@@ventex1352 he was so angry his vocal cords got plot armored/ healed

[@ventex1352]

@@snqoqo yes

[@lejogamer6274]

I think Fredbear might’ve mended his vocal cords so that jack could communicate with other people instead of having to play charades with people, kinda like the voice boxes used on the phoneguys

[@agentburningbutters3655]

His voice keeps changing the whole time

[@thatidiotontheinternet341]

You know a character is pissed when they start to have actual voice acting

[@KimberleeT25]

Roger changing out his phone guy voice to his real voice is proof of that during the Bad ending

[@creeper_was_here]

or being serious like jake,steven and peter,or when its important like the "peter,i failed" cutscene

[@babooblaster8763]

Fr lol

[@Judgment_birdy]

Real

[@obi-nh9eh]

Um the 1 thousandth like yippe

[@stormsakoto4767]

The fact that jack's voice getting angryer is literaly true that he is tired of good'ol dave being dave. Jack is too op at roasting dave's yee yee ass springlocks hoh

[@plantainsame2049]

This aint good old Dave hes in the flip sides This is Kiddy strangler Dave

[@baun44]

"yee yee ass springlocks" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@yeboxxx_channel_2505]

​@@baun44i think it's a decent insult.. yee yee ass.. Hah. Honestly this must be some early Zoomer or late Boomer joke.

[@ZekeTheFur]

@@baun44 💀im ROLLING

[@adriandelta]

"A tree is working hard just to create air for you to pollute with your STENCH." That hit harder than a truck.

[@vesticiousCowboy9608]

It really did

[@mrhorrorface]

Yeah, I was just like, “Damn, Old Sport. You didn’t have to go that fucking hard!”

[@gunziro169]

Af

[@S1LLYBUGZ]

@@mrhorrorfacethat sounds wack outta context

[@Asp3n._.Phoney]

It fucking made me cry..

[@cattushhhrrrnngg9985]

"i guess i'll just cry in the garbage... alone..." Music: *"BECAUSE WE LOOOOOOVE YOU SOOOOO"*

[@Elcanalestacerrado]

XDDD

[@TheRealRajo6466]

Damn, I never noticed that😅

[@yalureii]

lmaoo

[@masonmiller941]

LMAO

[@minithegameguy4674]

has anyone actually found the song playing during that and the pre-dave appearing sections? I've been looking for it but I can't find it

[@sltrskid]

_"UGH, TAKE A BATH, STINKY."_ top ten video game lines of all time

[@ZekeTheFur]

real

[@necroniic1909]

this is in my top ten dsaf moments ever. the sleazy royalty free background music, the increasingly angry and overpassionate voice acting, dave spontaneously accruing the ability to pop his mask off like a miserable helmet, and my favorite part; the fact that you know the Entire time harry is just offscreen watching his boss IMMEDIATELY choose violence

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Harry: *Eating popcorn in the background*

[@lejogamer6274]

I just imagine him saying something like “he is tired of that thing showing up” at the start then near the end saying just “damn”

[@ic0nic707]

I love the birthday song in the background way too much.

[@Lexu-x6j]

I never heard jack speak but now I have

[@TheSoulCalledZuzia]

Same

[@cgkase6210]

Half expected Jack to tell Dave "GOOD. You belong in the garbage." At the end of their encounter

[@Unknowntrashcan]

Would have rocked it 💀💔

[@X-SPONGED]

We're in the neutral ending, not flamey ending. That last roast would've made Dave spontaneously combust and burn down the entire pizzeria with him. Old sport knew just the right amount of emotional damage to dish out.

[@SovietskyDB]

I feel bad for Dave bro, he came in, called old sport a shithead, he wanted revenge, then 2 seconds later he gets roasted so hard up to the point where he cries. I feel that guys pain bro. I feel sorry for him

[@aubergineman3205]

Sportsy's words were very colorful, it scared me old sport.

[@theorangegoomba5378]

@@aubergineman3205 Dave, where are you now? I thought you slept in the garbage alone? How did you get Wi-Fi?

[@weestar]

​@@theorangegoomba5378 the place has free wifi you didn't know

[@theorangegoomba5378]

@@weestar how does garbage in a shitty alleyway have free WiFi??

[@plantainsame2049]

​@@theorangegoomba5378 Maybe this is good Dave cause remember there were 2 of them Dave trap was The evil one in the Bunny suit and normal Dave was spirit on the flip side and was good

[@Minusbluye]

This Dave may be an empty husk, but god damn, I do feel bad for him

[@loner10K]

nah

[@panasonic7]

​@@loner10Kyah

[@mcboss2976]

Phone guy : I’ve never seen an animatronic cry before Old sport : well you see when an ai has the same intelligence as a human you use a special power called the forces of an angry mom and a Karen

[@sammiev1918]

True.

[@5h3ph3rd]

"Ex-fucking-cuse me?" My new favorite sentence that I'll use.

[@Boingaloinkz]

he didnt get burnt, he got reduced to atoms

[@notmithosis7350]

not a single atom was left from that roast

[@kkotheracountnstuff]

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE-

[@electro___]

I feel really bad for Dave here, poor guy just wanted to be with his only friend

[@DominikPac-Boy]

Dont feel bad for him, it isnt the real Dave. Real Dave is dead.

[@HashtgNoLife]

@@DominikPac-Boy he isnt really dead but ok

[@CommunicationsOfficer535]

@@HashtgNoLife he is dead but ok

[@MasterIsabelle]

@@DominikPac-Boy yeah, he’s in the flip side waiting, that Dave we call davetrap is just his clingy part that refuses to let go

[@somefoolishguy8072]

How can you feel bad for a serial child murderer who commited various other crimes?

[@Gingersnap_Adventures]

This guy sounds like a real physically person, not some A.I or voicelines stolen from the game, whoever did VA Jack, I’m proud of him.

[@_TheGoofball_]

I'm pretty sure it was the youtuber known as "Dyl In The Dark" who voice acted for Jack.

[@Gingersnap_Adventures]

@@_TheGoofball_ ok

[@UserSJ71]

Jack gained the power to speak!!

[@toastNeko]

The fuck you smoking, hes always been able to, just first time he's used a textbox like the other characters instead of the decision box he normally uses

[@davidthecommenter]

he finally got real

[@dragonknight9731]

Just to roast Dave

[@Lunar-Gold3335]

He was mad enough that he just gained a voice, just to make Dave a block of charcoal rabbit

[@aubergineman3205]

@@Lunar-Gold3335 getting yelled at by sportsy was the worst emotional pain I've ever felt. I'm a sad aubergine, old sport!

[@sillygoosedude9604]

i'm glad dsaf is getting more popularity again

[@demonicchicken1121]

I just... imagine the kids at the birthday party. Imagine you go to a restaurant for your birthday, a man with a phone for a head is giving you cake, some stanky, gay ass rabbit man comes in and starts arguing with the manager, and the manager just fucking starts emotionally berating him until he's violently sobbing.

[@driftingthruspace]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@_TheGoofball_]

With how bored I am half of the time I'd probably stay to see what else happens

[@masonmiller941]

I would start to record

[@masonmiller941]

Then put it on the hub

[@Teachmepleaseeee]

That would be the best birthday of my life

[@FrenchToast626]

wouldn't it be funny if jack said "you get NO bitches dave"

[@sproutz5014]

Idk why but I can hear this crystal clear in my head lmao

[@LeaveMeAlone3omgIgotloggedouta]

It really would be😭✋

[@LeaveMeAlone3omgIgotloggedouta]

@@sproutz5014same

[@Ru_a_person]

LMAO

[@ZekeTheFur]

@@sproutz5014 i read that as "I could hear the crystal song in the background" and i was like "NAHHH"

[@the.4831]

I do not regret *ANYTHING* done in this video, just to let you know.

[@aubergineman3205]

You hurt me emotionally AND physically with that verbal beating, sportsy. The way you screamed scared me so much, I shit my undead bunny diaper. Then the tears got my fabric all damp and I slipped on a piece of garbage and broke my tattered ear off, old sport. I'm gonna fuckin' sue you sportsy! The kebabs and kiddie souls will be mine once again, old fuck!

[@verycoolskeleton95]

why.

[@davemiller9208]

Why?

[@sheepkiller235]

Why?

[@Theguywhoasked1177]

The dave Council has come to ask Jack why he did this lol 😂

[@ДаАга-х6к]

Oh my. You already filmed that part. Means you are close to the whole good ending video! Yeeeee-

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

I am! This is actually new footage too. ^_^ I played through the neutral ending again looking for scenes for the next Dave and Old Sport video.

[@ladymoragsbootlaces8059]

@@notrealnamenotatall2476 Oh, I can NOT wait for a part 2! Actually, now that I think about it, that video was literally the video to convince me to check out the game for myself as someone who had only heard mention of DSaF in passing, so thanks for both introducing the game to me as well as being the playthrough that I watched!

[@evillaugh123]

Dave just watching from the flipside: Damn.. you did me dirty, sportsy.

[@NorthWestern1919]

Dave just got roasted even more than he did in the good ending! (This terrible joke is sponsored by McGumpty's Oats and Other Such Grain-Based Assortments.)

[@agentburningbutters3655]

Its funny how his voice just keeps changing during the whole thing, when he said "Christ" he sounded like a Australian. And when he said "MONEY" and etc. He just sounds like a whole other person for the entirety of that roast. But during the good ending, he sounds so different. I wonder if hes really soulless because hes not just a meatsack like he suggested.

[@nimoph]

Guy had his vocal cords pierced and they reattached themselves just so he can chew out Dave.

[@Teachmepleaseeee]

That's what I thought too. He got so angry that he healed his vocal cords just so that he could make Dave cry.

[@gamerdomain6618]

I accidentally pressed the 4 key on my number pad after finishing the video and was immediately treated to 02:22. This may be the best-designed video of the hour.

[@szabiTM]

"ůæh əh uh æ" -phone guy, 2022

[@offensivent]

Guys guys shut up tangerine man is rapping

[@silviavaliente4551]

Its sincerely awesome to know youre making a secuel to the davesport comp!! And how grateful can we be, dang, when youre even working on It in your birthday! Happy birthday, OFC!!

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

Thank you so much! ^_^

[@JackFinnigan-yk7et]

@@notrealnamenotatall2476 is Jack the real bad guy??

[@X-SPONGED]

No wonder, Henry picks up Old Sport as his new assistant in the pure evil ending. Out of all, they share one single thing in common. Being able to absolutely pulverize anyone and everyone in their way using verbal abuse alone.

[@jacobbetancourt5602]

this aint just the most savage roast in the entire dsaf series, this be the most savage roast i ever heard in ANY piece of media XD

[@Arnut-stuff]

I love how Jack didn’t even try to justify himself and dove head first into the “i’m the bigger asshole and you stink”

[@Apollo_Vanron]

The rockafire explosion music is oddly fitting.

[@theslasherof78]

We just gonna gloss over Phone Guy knowing that animatronics can cry if you "use pliers the right way." Ah good old perverted Phone Guy

[@SteampunkTomato]

This is the most evil Jack has been And yes Including the True Evil Ending of DSAF 2

[@IMTWEAKINGOUTRNRAHH]

Me seeing Dave cry after that just made me feel really bad, someone make a good ending to this

[@local_toaster_oven9365]

Jesus christ. Jack is a killer at insults God damn.

[@drearysol]

he took notes from henry

[@local_toaster_oven9365]

@@drearysol most likely

[@plantainsame2049]

He did kill a God In one time line And the pure evil ending of day shift at Friday's too we literally killed the personification of childhood

[@masonmiller941]

@@plantainsame2049 fax

[@fluffpie9702]

At children too

[@St00p1d_Child]

Well, I'll just go outside with Dave at least he won't cry alone.

[@LegoPrinceOfAllSaiyans]

Youre an unique case. And I meant it in the bad way

[@multiverseexpunged4734]

R.I.P Dave's emotions.

[@fluffpie9702]

The way Dave just slowly slumps

[@toanhoviet9348]

Jack :GO TAKE A SHOWER YOU- [many swears is in this so i blocked it] Dave: why you have to be so mean :(((((

[@finngywingies]

oh no not thr many swears

[@LauranicMadness]

5:22 why did I get emotional for him?! 😭

[@bunnymaninc]

Jack: *Roast Dave* Also Jack: *Call him Stinky and Dummy*

[@ukkisragee9983]

R.I.P Dave no way he ccan come back from that absolute cremation JACK JUST BURNT HIS HOPES AND BLEW UP HIS DREAMS OF KILLING KIDS WITH HIM AND GOING TO VEGAS AND LIKE GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

[@Kamacuras_edit]

How other interact with springtrap/davetrap:run How jake interact with springtrap/davetrap:SHUT OUT FUC#### FROM HERE!💀

[@feddyfazbrear]

Imagine Dave Just Said “No One Asked You. We Had A Deal. Now, *YOU* Get Out.”

[@jraff2735]

this ending would've been 10x better if dave murdered the birthday boy, you end up with the charges, and dave makes you immortal to torture you.

[@davemiller9208]

That's a nice idea

[@jraff2735]

@@davemiller9208 Why hello there, DAVE

[@davemiller9208]

@@jraff2735 hello there, old sport

[@jraff2735]

@@davemiller9208 Dave? Are you here as a customer or...

[@Teachmepleaseeee]

​@@davemiller9208oh my god real dave😮 how are you feeling after being burnt by jack

[@chestnut3898]

The ending killed me 💀

[@aure..]

Then you see we went from that to the mimic and stuff like that nowadays...time flies fast

[@goosifyed9717]

the entire video: 😭 the end of the video: 👍

[@atlanticburger999]

Looks like old sport made a new Albuum.

[@user-ic4fe4dw4c]

i remember seeing this, i absolutely lost my shit

[@M4R14N4_XD]

Not even kidding this ending made me almost depressed the moment that Dave opened the springlock suit to reveal he was crying MY HEART HURT. HURT LIKE HELL. I COULDN'T BARE WITH HIS PIXEL FACE HE LOOKED GENUINELY HEARTBROKEN :(

[@_WilliamAftonsHusband__]

Same.. Davetrap doesn't get a happy ending sadly in the good, bad or neutral ending

[@kiiratonin]

I FEEL SO BAD FOR DAVE HE GETS NO HAPPY ENDING IN THIS GAME GAHHH

[@upcomingperson4098]

... Why does Baldi look like that?

[@M4R14N4_XD]

@@upcomingperson4098 idk I couldn't decide what to put as my pfp

[@upcomingperson4098]

@@M4R14N4_XD why is baldi hot

[@gmz64]

Gotta love how Phone Guy just goes "Uh Uhhhh uh uhh uh" when he talks lmaoo

[@kiiratonin]

ęaûűħh..aħhu ħ æ

[@catinthebag9452]

No joke I once had to perform this speech (but slightly edited) to a absolute moron who nearly killed me.

[@JackFKennedy1987]

When you get so pissed with your ex boyfriend that you speak your first words out loud in like 40 years and completely ignore the fact that your vocal chords are severed

[@Hominids4Life]

"GO take a bath stinky" The most insulting insult

[@camgariothethreequel2361]

5:05 - Jack literally quotes charles manson in these lines, i'm pretty sure that means this has to be one of the worse timelines XD

[@eastwardnest271]

BRO GOT ROASTED. ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOO.

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

When you are grown up and see your childhood bully:

[@manic_sputtering]

“See, here’s the thing Dave..” * INSERT CPR INTRO *

[@Theguywhoasked1177]

Harry in the background like: eating pop corn

[@samwilliams2006]

Now I wanna see michael afton roast william afton

[@kylethebel0ved]

3:55 THIS AINT EVEN A ROAST ON DAVE, THIS IS JUST PURE HELLFIRE ON MATT, POOR DUDE

[@kylethebel0ved]

4:35 okay in daves defense here he was essentially brainwashed into following henry

[@BlastMaster22-z3k]

​@@kylethebel0ved What brain?

[@Kyrikrliy]

I actually feel bad for him now. This wasn't just a roast, it was a goddamn _nuke._ Also, I really wonder what the children who were there thought. Imagine trying to eat a pizza and an ancient-looking bunny suit full of rotting organs walks in and gets verbally obliterated by the manager.

[@Lechgang]

This sums up neutral Jack pretty well.

[@Dave_Miller_NV_Vegas]

Phone Guy at the end: ☎️👍

[@thomasawl]

8 days until this scene takes place.

[@optimisticwatermelon]

Didn't know there was a 3rd one

[@goldenenginnerxd2851]

I feel sad for Dave I know he's evil but he's still dave

[@FannyDemian]

Happy Birthday!!!

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

Thank you!

[@iioi4038]

@@notrealnamenotatall2476 wait it’s your birthday? Happy birthday:D

[@breadcat6085]

Yea happy birthday

[@SandLeg2007]

@@notrealnamenotatall2476 hapeh birday!111!!!!1!!11!!!1!!

[@DominikPac-Boy]

@@notrealnamenotatall2476 !!!yadhtriB yppaH

[@Yourfather1984]

Holy Jack you didn’t have to sundly get a voice to completly BURN dave. It was a funny

[@BlastMaster22-z3k]

Wait a moment how is Dave's face so clear at -the- end?

[@jorahysa6094]

Nobody messes with jack

[@theoneandonlypopsicle]

1:27 MONEY 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@quinnleahy5948]

M U L A H

[@sealpop90]

Jack is the one who knocks

[@JackFKennedy1987]

Did anyone else first see this on the uniquegeese play through and think it was just him reading these or am I just insane?

[@Stuffed_Freddy]

You defeated DaveTrap with words only, incredible!

[@Auxater]

Dave didn't deserve that

[@LegoPrinceOfAllSaiyans]

Oh, he didnt? Framed Slaughtered Murdered Lied Tampered AND HE DOESNT DESERVE TO GET ROASTED FOR LESS THAN 5 MINUTES?!

[@chmezpolab]

​@@LegoPrinceOfAllSaiyansHes a fictional character, none of us would be defending him if he was real.

[@BlastMaster22-z3k]

​@@LegoPrinceOfAllSaiyans I've lied at least 100 times in my life

[@Fivenightshorror]

Tangerine-shit head is the only word that can describe this

[@blembm]

the way the video ended with telephone guy making a thumbsup

[@sableveil]

i used this roast on one of my friends and they BALLED. 10/10

[@BlastMaster22-z3k]

Wait, YOU HAVE A FRIEND NAMED DAVE THAT'S BEEN DEAD FOR 4 DECADES, TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU TO KILL A TODDLER IN YOUR PIZZERIA FOR 4 MONTHS AND TREATS A GUY NAMED HENRY THAT'S BEEN DEAD FOR DECADES LIKE HIS FATHER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@MisterLG08]

that wasnt a roast It was a Massacre!

[@winking09]

this is the experience i have when i try to ask out women

[@kindlebean]

‘Ugh, go take a bath, STINKY!’ OW…

[@DancingNoobYT]

Phone guy: Hey listen, uhh uhh uhhh uhh uuhhhhhhhh

[@JackKennedy-m8]

Jack got so mad he got an actual voice

[@ItterKeb]

hope you had a happy birthday!

[@dumblenutz5561]

I'l be your friend, Dave.

[@DjDeadpig]

I like how canonically this implies that whilst humans exist in the Dsaf world, Dave, Old Sport etc have blocky bodies.

[@Automatonsympathizer2619]

i fell asleep to this 10/10

[@RODGERLoveshiswife_Teagan]

im just so built different

[@RealKingCRK]

God DAMN Jack went OFF

[@hagrid-oi8xl]

Him slowly lowering down as he talk is making me feel horrible 😭 Bros just trying to be with his only friend 😭

[@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando]

Jesus that wasn't a roast that was a Dave flambè

[@FFavok]

Phone guy: eeehh er eh eeerh h eeeh eh eeeh eer er eeer

[@TheLibermania]

0:49 Is that a Spongebob reference?

[@DominikPac-Boy]

No

[@loner10K]

​@@DominikPac-Boy yes

[@breadcat6085]

Poor davey

[@dingletonious]

why does Phone Guy sounds like "augh eh augh egh"

[@Worthygonewild]

THE VOICE OF JACK SCARED ME I TURNED MY VOLUME OFF