Now here's a BORB of a bird

[@ohaeman]

We wait til mating season & sus out their characteristics to determine if male or female. Males do the chasing & neck/head bobs to impress their prospective mate. Checkout this vid.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWGodWZna7GdfNU & heres the Wiki ref: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerer%C5%AB

[@STUDITYME]

Sus

[@ohaeman]

@@STUDITYME We were sussin it & it was sussin us. 😎

[@ohaeman]

@@Sarabambiche2 Its what we do 😎

[@sopsizav]

​@@ohaemantruly a sussy baka moment 👍

[@ohaeman]

@@sopsizav Perfect 😎

[@discountdisco2273]

5% Head, 5% feet, 100% O R B

[@ohaeman]

Spot on 😎

[@IRoseASeagull]

this gentleman will get all the ladies

[@ohaeman]

@@IRoseASeagull Or, this lady will get the best gentleman. Undetermined gender as yet. 😎🙏

[@PrinceEva.Huepow]

Borb

[@DovesSweetSonnet]

😂😂

[@jimduffield7822]

Im in awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit

[@ohaeman]

Cheers bro. Lad being the right terminology too cos he still growing. 🤗💚

[@j4yd34d5]

I believe the commenter is from Scotland, where the term “lad” is used to express reverence, and “unit” often describes the enormity of a creature or object. I could be wrong though 😂

[@ohaeman]

@@j4yd34d5 Or lad being anything male & unit being a numerical name. We lovin the terminologies. Shot my bro. ( well done) 🤗🥰😎

[@Fighter_Builder]

​@@j4yd34d5nah it's become a fairly popular meme phrase at this point lol, though you could be right about where it came from! I'd have to check though.

[@gimmemoremoney]

​@@j4yd34d5lad is typically used in Liverpool. But he may be from Yorkshire also, or Scotland. However he could be a southerner and is using the phrase "lad" to throw us off the scent.

[@godrilla5549]

He looks like he has pants on already.

[@ohaeman]

😄Yep, bib & brace overalls ae

[@shlingusdingus4174]

I see a tanktop

[@ohaeman]

@user-mt4no6hn3n Fair call.

[@ohaeman]

@user-mt4no6hn3n Yep, understood. 🙏

[@ohaeman]

@user-mt4no6hn3n All good Saskia. Your comment was valid.

[@BlueSpiritFire1]

I love how he just struts into view out of nowhere, like he's been waiting for his time in the spotlight all day

[@ohaeman]

Waiting in the wings 🥰

[@currymuttonpizza2]

the first time I saw one of these (the European kind) I was laughing so hard. We don’t get them in the US. I was living in Germany at the time and having a rough time and then this MASSIVE wood pigeon showed up at my window and I couldn’t believe how fat he was and it was a very much needed laugh.

[@ohaeman]

Lol. Cool share brother. 🥰

[@donnagelina8548]

Yes I get a whole flock at my apartment parking lot and none of them do this. They are nice and plump thouogh

[@ohaeman]

@@donnagelina8548 Nice to see them healthy.

[@Fitzroyfallz]

It’s not a wood pigeon actually, it’s a kereru, native to new zealand!

[@ohaeman]

@@Fitzroyfallz en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerer%C5%AB

[@neutralseife8419]

"the body is round"

[@ohaeman]

Orbish for sure. 🤗

[@sardonicus76]

“Werry fat!”

[@louseveryann2181]

Yes, but "brounb" doesn't sound right. Besides, any flat Earther will tell you that it's "level"....

[@Ivanimirus]

Like the earh ! ;D The smallest parts recreate the biggets and vice versa.

[@MsEdgely]

​@@louseveryann2181 Wouldn't they say flat?

[@terry4897]

The borbs of all borbs

[@ohaeman]

Churrrrrrrrr 🤗😎

[@OpheliathePotatoKnight]

Borb boss

[@Nako3]

This chonk is the absolute unit of birbs

[@ohaeman]

Solid as 😎

[@KitKatToeBeans]

Except he’s not chonky. Its merely how his species is built.

[@ohaeman]

@@KitKatToeBeans A chonky species is a fair call.

[@quantumblur_3145]

A ponderous, orbulous specimen...

[@ohaeman]

🥰 terminology. 🙏

[@HYPERPEACE]

Okay, bird is big and all, but that view... I'm jealous.

[@ohaeman]

Churrr .. Peace 🙏

[@ChowMien123]

Never be jealous save up some money and go there

[@ohaeman]

@@ChowMien123 Thats the one 🙏😎

[@Algrenion]

thats one CHUNKY boy!!!

[@ohaeman]

Rekon so bro. 💙🤗

[@AmeliaEarhart537]

*CHONKEH

[@AmeliaEarhart53756]

I was watching this video again, and I saw your comment and I was about to reply "*CHONKEH", and then I saw that I had already said that 😂

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

I had a "gas bloating" ad before this.

[@ohaeman]

Lolol

[@elizabethdegroot89]

😂

[@therespectedlex9794]

You had me on a "gas... 😅

[@Gracefully_Charrese]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Well tell us, will it work on this guy?

[@josephaldrich4023]

You can only get that evolution by trading it with an other trainer.

[@ohaeman]

Hmmm, interesting thought. 🙏😎

[@highrunner3902]

too bad, it was holding an everstone 😔

[@kingkong81icloud]

Evolution is a myth

[@josephaldrich4023]

@@kingkong81icloud That's awful... but hey, just because you were unsuccessful at evolving by leveling up, it doesn't mean evolution is a myth... Maybe you need a thunderstone, a moon stone or something like that, sometimes you'll have to wait for a certain hour of the day in order to get an actual evolution... And don't make me talk about egg moves... Just try and see... You'll thank me later.

[@kingkong81icloud]

@@josephaldrich4023 lol , I have built my own house in lockdown on the back of my grandma’s old house, am flying, am not having kids my nephew is a professional football player , he goes to Paris and Holland just to play football, I got the best family ever

[@myevilplans]

I'm am pigeon of borb, resistance is futile, your bird feeder will made it serve us...

[@ohaeman]

😄

[@nineteenfortyeight]

😂😂😂😂

[@louseveryann2181]

We are Borb. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. And we're taking the bird bath. Resistance is futile.

[@feralbluee]

Just perfect! I love how it’s talking to us in translation English, which sounds more hair-raising🙀than the regular “English speak”. 😂🤣 🐦🤍🪽

[@InventorZahran]

Borb Mass Index: very round

[@ohaeman]

Haha. yep. 🙏

[@eeemilu]

Oh lawd he coming 🤣 Such a cutie though!

[@ohaeman]

Haha, yep he coming 🥰

[@hito1988]

i saw many borbs so i speak out of experience when saying: this is the borbest borb, never seen a bird being more borb than him.

[@ohaeman]

Awesome. We will pass the message on to the borbest borb. 😍

[@user-lh3rx3kh3x]

this makes me so homesick for New Zealand I miss my favourite fancy XXXL pigeon

[@ohaeman]

Aww. Stay well you. 🥰

[@amandac8836]

Borbality aside, he is gorgeous! Love that green ❤

[@ohaeman]

Well stated 🥰.. The feathers are iridescent in the sun. Shimmering greens & reds. 🙏

[@amandac8836]

@@ohaeman so pretty! I wish we had them in the wild where I live 🥰

[@ohaeman]

@@amandac8836 What neck of the woods are you Amanda?

[@amandac8836]

@@ohaeman Australia! :) So I guess it’s just a short fly over to see these birds in person if I wanted to haha

[@neumillennium]

Here in New Zealand we call this Borb a Kererū! On my street we have an abundance of a certain plant/flower that the Kererū love so I see a lot of them during spring time! I really love these chonky pigeons, so cute!!!

[@ohaeman]

Awesome. Churrr. 😎

[@misterdedlift4879]

Speaking as an euro, Kereru sounds so much more fascinating than "sky rat".

[@hamsternuggetz]

@@misterdedlift4879these are different to ratones del cielo. These are wood pigeons

[@donitaforrest9064]

They were probably bred specifically either for long distance messenger travel, or eating.

[@ohaeman]

@@donitaforrest9064 Pickin they were here before the Native Maori arrived circa 1200. & yep to the Birds being an abundant food source.

[@unlingotedehierro7136]

Dayum, that pigeon could feed a family of 4

[@ohaeman]

🤣🙏

[@bookmouse2719]

I needed to see this bird today. He lifted me up, thank you.

[@ohaeman]

You are so welcome.💙

[@iamjimb]

Im so used to watching the wood pigeons in my garden, I've never seen one of these before I thought it was a shiny

[@ohaeman]

Good you see Woodies 👍

[@blueskies382]

Lol 😆😂

[@pixlbelle8081]

Why does it look like it’s wearing one of those wrestling uniforms? What a lad

[@ohaeman]

Its in training 😄

[@Heterogeneity]

I can never un-see that he's got a singlet on. 😂

[@Cat-astronaut-u2m]

he’s just more fashionable than the average pigeon

[@Darkstarsovereign]

“I don’t fly” “I flutter and I thump”

[@ohaeman]

ooh i can fly real good. 😎

[@fanbow7775]

The way the birb looks at us like “Pathetic”

[@ohaeman]

Ura bird reader bro 😎

[@isaakvandaalen3899]

My favourite thing about the Kereru is when they fly the very air itself sounds like it's straining to hold them up.

[@ohaeman]

Very well put Isaak. 🥰

[@OniBaku123412]

Dude landed with a loud thud, holy crap 😂

[@ohaeman]

😄Table survived bro

[@NathanEllisBodi]

I swear the bird bath AND the decking shook when the feathery beefcake llanded and took off again. .

[@ohaeman]

😂Good call.

[@IsThisHandleTaken]

Love the colours on the Kereru. And the chonk of course

[@ohaeman]

💚 Cheers for saying so. 😎

[@shoryuken9520]

Such a beautiful place to live....

[@ohaeman]

💚 Yep, we're blessed being here. 🙏

[@PrinceEva.Huepow]

The meme of "bird sitting down with the caption 'Do you ever sit down and your thighs just' and the birb relaxes down only to look thicc". This borb does it with its head alone.

[@ohaeman]

Lol. Excellent response bro 🙏

[@PrinceEva.Huepow]

@@ohaeman Thanks you.

[@PENGUINGIRL1210]

He even flies in slow motion

[@ohaeman]

😄😉yep

[@GreenTeaViewer]

Beautiful bird. You're living in paradise there in Akaroa.

[@ohaeman]

True bro. Shangri La in Aotearoa.🥰🙏

[@Vaporwave_kdh]

Love the Hiroshi Nagai pfp! 😄❤️

[@ohaeman]

@@Vaporwave_kdh Awesome art. 🙏

[@tracydean3678]

Borb! I love him. Really gave me a chuckle this morning. TX 🐤

[@ohaeman]

Awseome. We love a morning chuckle. 😄💚

[@pibly7784]

That’s quite a pigeon !

[@ohaeman]

Sure is 💙

[@Chlrintruc]

Lmao my guy stuggles to mobilize 0:56

[@ohaeman]

They fly drunk on over ripe berries at times. Itsa wonder how 🤔🥰

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

I want to give it a hug. I feel like he’s one of the few birds big enough to handle a hug. He is beautiful. Big and beautiful. Just incredible. Such a special bird!

[@ohaeman]

Niiice. 🥰🙏

[@angeloddrev]

Cool! I have a pair of wood pigeons nesting in a bush outside my window in the Uk, but mine are greys and pinks. This bird is so beautiful! ♥

[@ohaeman]

Cheers. Great you have a pair so close. 💚🙏

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

He is of the spherical variety. Marvel in the beast's rotundity! I love this funny flapper so much.

[@ohaeman]

Well put you. 👌😎🙏

[@gerriepoelsma]

Fudge that's huge, still so beautiful.

[@ohaeman]

Yep, they're big pigeons alrite. This ones still growing. 😊

[@UmUs]

I was thinking from seeing the thumbnail "there's NO WAY this bird is that big" and it actually IS that big

[@ohaeman]

Yep they are a good size. 😊

[@kuldeep_singh_naruka]

a gentleman in a disguise of borb.

[@ohaeman]

Lol. Yes bro 🥰🙏

[@Reg_The_Galah]

Bulbous and succulent.

[@ohaeman]

Yep & we will neva know Reg

[@SunnyTacos]

What a unit, he's probably a birdguard.😎

[@ohaeman]

Lol .. 🤗😎

[@caravanlifenz]

I love these beach balls with wings. When I was a little kid, I thought the white apron it wore was because it eats constantly so it always needs a bib 😂🥰

[@ohaeman]

🥰

[@davidhardy3074]

Aww .. Our beautiful Kererū.

[@ohaeman]

🤩Churrr David.

[@CrowCoded]

He's even wearing overalls!

[@ohaeman]

Yep, gota keep them iridescent feathers clean. 😉

[@LevinaTealHamato]

The colors look like the mallard duck! It's really pretty!!

[@ohaeman]

Yes, similar. Thanks for saying. 🙏

[@EtherForce]

"Sup? I heard this bird bath was pretty poppin'. Oh, am I on camera? Check me out, don't fawn too hard. Hold on, maintaining this physique requires plenty of hydration, _check out this wingspan!_ Oh _yeah!_ Eh, this is pretty lame, there ain't no ladies at this bird bath, I'm out ya'll."

[@ohaeman]

🤣We need you. 🥰🙏

[@ronmc1677]

Man's in the bulking phase in preparation for the Mr. Birdlympia competition

[@ohaeman]

🥰 Lol

[@zaarkhananal7165]

Lol, I was surprised it could fly as big as it is. "I'M NOT FAT I'M BIG BONED!" 😂

[@ohaeman]

😎 Good call

[@mitchrich6]

Beautiful place and bird

[@ohaeman]

Thanks for acknowledging bro 🙏😎

[@sweetbutterfly9137]

He’s an handsome fella ❤❤x

[@ohaeman]

Easy on the eye for sure. 😎🙏

[@deanruthlessrecords]

He’s a chunky little lover.

[@ohaeman]

🤔Thicc as bro😎

[@Ak1r_945]

Now that's a certified borb.

[@ohaeman]

Yep, good to have the ticket bro. 😉😎

[@durere]

The cinematography is exceptional!

[@ohaeman]

Thank you for your kind appraisal 💙🙏

[@durere]

@@ohaeman Thank you for borbing us.

[@Ratscallion_exe]

Haven't seen a shiny pigeon like that before. Common grey pigeon, white dove pigeons, smaller brown mocha pigeons... *...I wasn't expecting hellu'va measurement unit*

[@ohaeman]

🤣They grow bigger down under it seems.

[@binxdoesntbite]

Kererū and pīwakawaka are my favourite birds. What a cutie!

[@ohaeman]

Niiice.Piwakawaka always make us smile too. 🤗🙏

[@yaho5785]

I love those guys. I never see them but I hear their wing beats every now and again.

[@ohaeman]

Churrr bro. 💚🙏

[@krixxset2214]

AN ORB!! He is moooooooooooooooooving and flapping his wiiiiiiings!

[@ohaeman]

😄 💙🙏

[@Itsunobaka]

that's no fine boi. that's a heckin chonker

[@ohaeman]

Chonker as ae bro

[@krixxset2214]

LMAO the way he slowly approaches from the side!!! Just a FAT ball moving slowly.

[@ohaeman]

😄 Waiting in the wings is the call bro.

[@mrwest5552]

Kererū : my mommy says i am not fat, she says i have big bones.

[@ohaeman]

🥰 Good call.

[@ClaLu]

NOW I understand why there are recipes for pigeons!! 😮 With that size it makes total sense! 😂 Gorgeous also ❤️

[@ohaeman]

😂 We hear you. 😎🙏

[@bagofleavesp831]

I love how it moves its head, as if surprised of something o_o 0:17

[@danieldieni3188]

😂😂😂😂

[@ohaeman]

Same here. Males use their necks & heads heaps in their mating rituals. 🥰

[@erinnfitzgerald6257]

What a beautiful, very healthy pigeon!

[@ohaeman]

Thanks for acknowledging Erinn 💙🙏

[@TapiocaBawls]

What a gorgeous ball of bird.

[@ohaeman]

Glad you like it. 🥰

[@Prizzlesticks]

Now that's what they call もふもふ... Wow~

[@ohaeman]

🤔 🤗 🙏

[@Endermore]

beeg borby!!!!

[@lilwarrioraleena]

Love the neck stretches

[@ohaeman]

Same here 😎🙏

[@Grapesoflol]

bro has that Kingpin build

[@ohaeman]

Sure enuff bro 😎

[@Horus-Lupercal]

Kia ora, great vid. The Kereru is bird of the year every year in my heart.

[@ohaeman]

Ngā mihi e hoa. Churrr 💚

[@gardeningwithbirds]

Love the cute head bobs and nervous anxiety! Be the boss soon I’m sure 😉💗

[@ohaeman]

😄 Ain't that the way tho 💙

[@ArchieDodge]

He's a Goodfeather for sure.

[@ohaeman]

😄 churrr Archie

[@bananabuttons6637]

Even his legs are chonky bless him.❤

[@ohaeman]

😎 🙏

[@jesterday2222]

What a beautiful pigeon. I've never seen one with those amazing deep colors. Nice vid 😊

[@ohaeman]

Their iridescent feathers glimmer in the sunlite. Thanks for watching. 🙏😎

[@gyppygirl2021]

Absolutely stunning!

[@ohaeman]

Thank you for acknowledging. 🥰

[@AffectionateForestHills-mx8sw]

He flies with such dignity and will An absolute lad

[@ohaeman]

Well put bro 🙏😎

[@greensun1334]

He's ROUND

[@ohaeman]

Round as 😎

[@Master-Blaster-4x4]

that is one big ass bird! 🦤

[@ohaeman]

True bro 😎

[@sneakyfox1876]

Holy Chonker, that's a true Borb

[@ohaeman]

🥰 yep

[@ralphyetmore]

He built like a ball of raw pizza dough. 💜

[@ohaeman]

& can fly Ralph 💜

[@misterdedlift4879]

His brain is too small to understand aerodynamics so he doesn't need to follow them.

[@ohaeman]

@@misterdedlift4879 The're awesome flyers mister. Very aware & fast in the low tree canopy & soar high then dive to impress prospective mates.

[@TaeKwonDoMonk88]

For some reason, it reminded me of this fat bird in Emperor’s New Groove. Kronk finds it for his Bird Bingo and it gives a low and gruff “Tweet!”. 😂 I know it doesn’t look the same, but that sound from the movie was the first thing that popped into my head.

[@ohaeman]

🥰 Good man that Kronk

[@birdchanny]

holy....holy birb...

[@ohaeman]

Churrr 🤗

[@kellyharmon1661]

This lad looks like he’d be weighed down immensely by earths gravity

[@ohaeman]

🤣Well stated Kelly

[@Nonjola]

The colouring reminds me of a male mallard.

[@ohaeman]

Good call .. The iridescence adds to the visual pleasure. 🙏

[@alaakela]

That's a kereku, a New Zealand wood pidgon. Beautiful birds.

[@ohaeman]

Sooo close. Kererū or Kûkū or Kûkupa. We thank you for watching. 😎🙏

[@KingAlphaOmega]

So cute and round lol

[@ohaeman]

It really is 🤗

[@marypoppins123]

I went on a school trip with my son to Tiri Tiri Matangi (small conservation island) just of Stanmore Bay area and I saw the hugest Kereu in my life. It was the size of a fully grown Cat. Blew my mind at how big they can get.

[@ohaeman]

Some do get huge for sure. Chatham Island species even bigger. Good share, thank you. 💚😎

[@woofnmeows]

How precious! What a beautiful Kererū

[@ohaeman]

🥰A delightful appraisal. Namaste 🙏

[@Ohkay5613]

The water in the bowl rippled like a a T rex was approaching.

[@ohaeman]

😄😎

[@Zamasuthealmighty]

The white feathers make him look like he’s wearing a white tank top 💀

[@ohaeman]

True 😎

[@gregl9175]

That’s a super pigeon !! 😂

[@ohaeman]

& still growing. 😎

[@AdamBorseti]

Looks like a cross between a pigeon, a duck and a bowling ball. 😅

[@ohaeman]

😂Good call Adam.

[@DaRush-The_Soviet_Gamer]

WOW. This pigeon is HUGE and fluffy.

[@ohaeman]

Churrr 😉😎

[@Marshal_Dunnik]

0:19 Maximum Borb

[@ohaeman]

Good call bro 🤗🙏

[@mirkkasalo5868]

Lovely 🤩

[@ohaeman]

Thank you for acknowledging 💚🙏

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

What a big ol beauty ❤

[@ohaeman]

Churrr 🙏💙

[@bcdm999]

Why in the name of all things holy would you have a Threads pfp

[@ohaeman]

@@bcdm999 ??

[@bcdm999]

@@ohaeman was talking to rabitrabbits, not you

[@ohaeman]

@@bcdm999 ohhh ok