Now THIS Is How You Text Women 😎

[@lazer_cat0o0]

The intonation that Jackson uses to voice the nice guys makes me so uncomfortable but also sells the exchange so hard

[@sticcwithmeg]

The human embodiment of this emoji 😅😅😅😅

[@w花b]

​@@sticcwithmegwhat's wrong with this emoji 😅

[@oryxcalrissian6917]

Yeah some real “scaring the maidens” vibes

[@LizardsCool]

Bro the "charming alpha male" voice was hilarious

[@the_day_you_try388]

he sounds like an antihero in a shonen dub

[@Pom_PomTC]

"women from your country have such incredible hips-" GET AWAY FROM ME PLEASE😭

[@SmickyD]

Nice guy looking for employeed woman with sexy bobs and big hart

[@veri_disko]

“such ** hips” JESUS THAT TEXT REPULSED ME

[@hondaaccord1399]

The fucking mixture of misogyny and like, what's the flavor? Racism? Exophilia?

[@LittleMan2300]

@@hondaaccord1399 How the hell is that in any way racist? Misogynistic as well, not really sure how you got that one either.

[@keulron2290]

@@LittleMan2300Stupid people will be stupid.

[@NithinBalakrishnanIsOnline]

You know what's the problem with these "Nice Guys?" They never talk about the importance and safety of Handrails.

[@BTsArmy-bj3mv]

this is the problem with "nice guy" and thanks for highlighting it man

[@Sorchestral]

Because Nice guys don't know when to stop🤮

[@randombritishperson.]

Disgrace to society 🤮

[@Delaynaanimatesstuff]

FAX

[@Perfect.unsymmetry]

I see

[@k1ss4fr0g]

can we please sit kermit up? he's been in a coma back there for so long :(

[@Randombookwoorm]

Aww yes poor guy😢

[@babch0]

OHH thats who it is couldnt remember about what was that, so i had to check comments (or i may be totally getting brainwashed lol)

[@bradethguy]

i agree

[@Jedapoo]

Who do you think was running the camera behind his back?

[@k1ss4fr0g]

@@Jedapoo we can't be falsely accusing kermie, now. he's clearly comatose

[@strongbaton]

How nice of the first guy to share his sorrows by comparing the passing of his dog to the husband 🤮 On a side note, love that outfit, Jackson. Makes you look like a real nice guy 💯

[@Hitoshuratdn]

There are people that think that the loss of their pet is similar maybe even more sorrowful than the loss of a family member or significant other.

[@PacanatorTheFirst]

why’d you use the deep throating shrek emoji

[@grenadaball7655]

@@Hitoshuratdn For me I like my dog way more than any of my friends

[@marshmallowsonthemoon9292]

i mean, just to play devil's advocate, dogs are objectively better than people, but still, *REALLY?*

[@Anish_B]

@@marshmallowsonthemoon9292 Absolutely not objective lmao

[@aflickingbadger7489]

3:32 A perfectly cut scream NEVER misses I swear. Cheat code to humour

[@catbatrat1760]

5:34

[@kyyu.]

5:34 cringe reaction editing is straight up fire & hella accurate

[@RagingBigfat]

The back camera skit had me giggle a lot more than it should ngl

[@ramune_u]

the random shots of him sitting at his desk, horribly alone, were amazing

[@Blumpkinthehobbit]

the voice he use for "nice guys" makes me feel violated

[@ProtagonistVon]

The thing about losing a pet, for some people(like myself) it was more then a pet, my dog saved my life so many times I’m still grieving his loss years and years later. The loss devastated me. I physically cannot live without one. HOWEVER, I don’t immediately go up to a widow and compare it because I understand the societal differences of a 12 year average furball and a life partner, even if the closest things in my life I’ll ever aim for is probably said furball’s. They are not, and never will be, considered the same thing by everyone(especially those that just lost someone).

[@filb1324]

It's not about one loss being more or less "important" than the other, it's about the fact the relationship with your pet vs the relationship with your significant other are supposed to be different and uncomparable in nature And of course it's unsensible to not choose your words carefully with someone grieving

[@mcvenne8935]

There is a suspicious amount of Twilight in this video... 👀

[@beavernation57]

I think he’s a fan of twilight. 🤫

[@themineguy1234]

i though i was a nice guy because i was nice until i learned about "nice guys". now i consider myself as a good person. edit: not. anymore. i cant be after what i did to them

[@destructocat1960]

For people, nice is an act, good is a personality

[@SmickyD]

I think it's best not to open up by describing yourself but just by being yourself. No decent man needs to talk about how decent he is. Be funny, listen well, and be honest.

[@gaysarahk]

Yeah. In Fire Emblem: Three Houses, there's a moment when talking about Raphael, where you can either call him a "nice guy" or a "good man". I always go for the latter option.

[@themineguy1234]

@@yourshoulderdevil5229 nah, i do no promises. if there is 20 bucks, well, 20 bucks is 20 bucks

[@no1uno388]

@@SmickyDcant do the first one, i usually double down on the unfunny and it works

[@joachimsrensen7666]

first guy rolled a nat 1, with -10 to charisma

[@godcat_thing]

How tf would you get a -10 modifier😭 you would have to have a -20 charisma stat (not possible)

[@joemama-zm4de]

@@godcat_thing easy. bro's got that fey curse

[@godcat_thing]

@@joemama-zm4de bro tried to be a nice guy to a fey😭🙏 gave her his full legal name💀♿️

[@Milotaur]

2:04 NO WAY HE ACTUALLY COMPARED HER LOSS TO LOSING A DOG???

[@HansMuneEnBy]

I mean it’s right there... a lot of men are genuinely sociopaths.

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

people nowdays are insane enough to feel that way...I ve seen dog and cat obsessed people, and they are very deranged. They actualy see a fking animal as if it's a human being

[@thegrimreaper9552]

@@VladRadu-tq1pg I had a cat for 10 years that passed away due to cancer not so long ago. She was like family to me. That was a very hard loss to deal with but there is no way in hell it can compare to losing a significant other such as a wife or husband in this case. The only way I would somewhat understand comparing it is if that person had no one else in their life they could love and it was pretty much just them and their pet.

[@filb1324]

​​@@VladRadu-tq1pg I try to not be specist, so I consider animal life to be in equal value to human life. Losing a pet is like losing a member of my familly Still I perfectly see why it was uncalled for to make this comparaison in the conversation showed in the video. Thoses two lost aren't comparable because you are not suppose to have the same relationship with your dog that you have with your husband It's not even about one loss being more "important", jt's about thoses two kind of relationship being incomparable in nature

[@fallennarcotic6981]

@@thegrimreaper9552I had two cats. Both died at some point. Nowadays I have another cat which got lost for three days. I really wasn’t well and even cried. But god damn it that’s not comparable to losing a family member. Anybody putting the life of humans and animals at the same level should get some help. It is severely disrespectful

[@kneelingpheasant8911]

I once met a nice guy, he complimented me on my costume and I was very flattered because I'm chubby and the the costume was very simple, he asked for my ig and i said i dont have one (for real) but he probs thought i was lying and got mad saying he's not that interested in a pig's photos 😂😂😂

[@destructocat1960]

Something that amazes me is how easily their 'nice mask' falls off. Reminds me of many old villians with how the moment things didnt go their way, they start falling apart

[@StopSign692]

​@@destructocat1960 ooh, good point

[@KatWarhound]

Wow, what an immature little brat. Sending hugs your way. That sucks that he thought he could speak to you that way and you're taking it like badass. :)

[@cymtastique]

5:35 I screamed at the same time.😆 Me personally, I blocked bro from the first kissy face text. Ain't no way I just lost my SO and rando texts me with that nonsense.

[@Dawnslight16]

The greatest anomaly in this video is that sweater

[@bitsandbytesboy]

Maybe the real nice were the guys we met along the way.

[@geckoenjoyer]

Jackson is a nice... person?

[@maulanaazhari4421]

Ok

[@sillyxoxo]

maybe?🤨

[@yoguyslookatmypetlightsabe8211]

Numbers man

[@MrHdog111]

He’s a cute person 🤭

[@aeea3306]

That's a pretty nice... Compliment?

[@joelatkinson4967]

Honestly some of these text sound like me from 16 to 20, i know now it was wrong but at the time all.I had was the internet being an echo chamber and telling me it was uncool to ask people if this was okay. I hope these boys mature.

[@davidlz830]

Damm, glad you grew up for the better.

[@buttercat2718]

Love the growth for you king keep it up 👏

[@Hyunckel101]

Owning up to your past self, now I that's an actual Chad move. Dare I say : the actual difference between a "nice guy" and a good man.

[@Manslsughter]

"Girls never choose guyssss" *insert echo*

[@highsol222]

I usually don't like commentary type channels, like I despise some of them! But you're actually pretty funny, and consistently good. I binged your stuff more than I should have lol. You are the chosen one! I subbed.

[@hwdsona]

That Yoda bit had me dying!😭

[@VashVicious2]

Ive actually had to reassure people i wasnt going to rob a store. It was 3 in the morning and i went to the gas station to get gas, the pump wouldnt let me pay so i went inside. Btw it only freezes once a year in texas so i had on my emergency cold stuff for my heavy manual labor job, lots of layers so i can take some off so i dont sweat too much. With a black big ski mask on and my hands in my pockets i walk in and the two employees turn and look at me with panicked looks. I waved and said "im unarmed" and they both laughed and said "we were genuinely scared for a second." Im not gonna dress badly and be cold just because of that, but ill make sure to not walk or be intimidating while i am wearing that stuff if possible.

[@godcat_thing]

That’s a nice story but what does it have to do with the video?

[@VashVicious2]

​​@@godcat_thing11:37 sorry I meant to put that at the end

[@michaelstevens230]

been seeing the sketch shorts and came to the main channel, couldnt be happier

[@abigailn8704]

*““Nice guy”” anthem by Daniel Thrasher intensifies*

[@the_day_you_try388]

Brooo they need to collab !!

[@TheHardInfo]

LOLL BROO FACTS

[@TheHardInfo]

I was looking for this comment

[@kingcreeperkillers]

That sir, is an aggressive choice of outfit.

[@someguyinabox]

No way someone said alpha male while being completely serious lmao Great video Jackson definitely worth the wait 🤮

[@limestudio8626]

2:18 NOOOOO NOT THE GOLD FISH!!!!!! May its soul rest in the big sea in the sky alone with the other fishes Ú_Ù

[@toeornottoe4951]

you’re completely dripped out in this video it’s great It’s a shame you didn’t get more views on this you deserve better it was so good and made my bad day just that bit better ^-^

[@Fevr_Dream]

The red in his sweater makes his eyes look stunning

[@mcvenne8935]

I'm a simple gal. I see a Jackson Field notification, I click.

[@fatalshore5068]

Wanna get married?

[@Dankhayrisen2]

Wtf ​@@fatalshore5068

[@Nakorli]

@@fatalshore5068real

[@oovermyer8285]

The stages of a incel texting you 1. they ask you out 2. they get rejected 3. they try even harder and creepier 4. They get rejected again 5. they act like they never liked them 6. Lastly they insult them

[@ACertainMonth]

2:44 Ah yes, the barbie princess movie, not to be confused with the magic barbie princess movie, the barbie magic princess movie, the magic barbie princess movie, and the one with the horse…

[@tehcodekid8421]

"Such f*ckable hips" Jackson: *Shadow realm*

[@Bearclawepic]

5:23 that No. is powerful Nothing is worse than a No period Not even a no exclamation mark

[@robertnett9793]

11:30 "Simply DON'T rob the store." *franatically taking notes* This will save me sooo much trouble in the future. Why didn't think about that before last Saturday....

[@Angie13133]

I don't remember that part of Star Wars...Jackson what version were you watching?? 😂🤮

[@starkjet2197]

A pirated version 😂😂

[@dudeistpreist5721]

I don't think you have room to talk with such a disgustingly amazing jawline.

[@THUNGUNS]

The comedy emanates from Jackson's aura, it's beautiful

[@mattioaaronhayriaylak1416]

yo, this has nothing to do with the video subject, but ik just really like how you put together your videos like every frame is so enjoyable to watch and especially that other camera angel made me laugh. Just something i wanted to say.

[@Carboy45]

There is a difference between being a nice guy an a "nice" guy

[@silver_n_gold5]

So, that’s exactly what I remember yoda saying.

[@gentle285]

I love that new dark camera angle, and your sweatshirt!

[@cactusthing5024]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate how good this guys fleece is

[@wmj1860]

Never watched one of your long form videos before, this was a blast😂

[@d_boi9345]

No matter how down bad I get I can rest easy knowing specimens like these exist.

[@Memesforyou_0]

The best part about these is how they victimize themselves 🤣

[@Shocked_skull_guy]

Under rated KZbinr and that Yoda was speaking facts

[@maxauz99]

5:34 was such a clean edit bro. *Chefs kiss*

[@l0cal-r4t]

this is one of the first long-form content ive seen from jackson and oh my god i LOVE THAT JACKET. impeccable style

[@hondaaccord1399]

You can tell the first guy didn't care about his coworker (or the wife) at all if his approach to this was "My colleague has a pretty wife. He's dead. I should jump on this. Because my memory of him and her memory of him mean nothing now and I'm going to put myself right here like nothing happened

[@Discerned_]

Always putting out entertaining videos for us, Jackson is quite the nice guy.

[@Endersams]

„Just don’t rob the store!!!“ 😂

[@nebricback1430]

Love the jacket

[@its_grc6]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT DANG SWEATER I LOVE IT

[@nicor3612]

i misread the title as "this is how you test women😎" and thought it was gonna be like standardized testing from random people on the internet😭😭

[@HoraceGudum]

Your videos feel like breath of fresh air 😄🪟

[@madkiller0528]

And here KZbin be like, "places featured in this video : Jackson field "😂

[@Vylnn-ho1wl]

Amazing video, but at 5:34 don’t just make yourself disappear, put a pop effect and a slight sound effect to make it feel much better (idk what I’m saying)

[@Auriniam]

So glad my favourite alpha male has updated his podcast channel💪 In all seriousness, I love the editing! :D

[@sarko5989]

3:30 i like how the lady responded word for word the question i was thinking to myself, and then Jackson reacted the exact same way i did to the reply

[@uzairhashir6801]

I thought this subreddit was just a wholesome subreddit about guys being gentlemen or something 😭

[@MeesMans]

I love how you use this anime sympathetic voice for the nice guys, it fits so well

[@The_Frontier265]

I was distracted by your sweater half the god damn video. Looks very clean bro!👌👌👌👌

[@natvasch6399]

Dude, you're getting funnier! Really finding your own style here! 🎉

[@esternight1133]

Another NASTYY fit from big Jack! Straight up killing it 🔥

[@VictNa]

w camera angle and also w twilight references

[@plaguedoctor8180]

Ykno I often don't advocate for bullying. But if a nice guy approaches me in DMs. Correction, again. I'm going to make fear for his life.

[@CloudSociety420]

Omg I love your sweater!!!! It looks soft too

[@Miss.M-ho5xh]

11:54 Is there lore here that we need to be aware of? Do you live the ghost of a murderer?

[@Miltman69]

"Why do the good girls always want bad guys? I've always asked this question for a real long time!" 1:28 "What frank sees during the streams" 🤮

[@PinHeadsPoundSand]

i love your long form content!

[@Enour_official]

Dead Kermit In the back tho

[@P1N4PPL3ZZ]

WE NEED A PART 2 LOL😂😂😂

[@SnoobNooby93]

11:00 y'know this guy seems in need of a math word problem! Who ASKED * 11 consecutive vinee booms *

[@ellysetaylor5908]

I would say this is fake except I know a guy EXACTLY like this

[@Sparkbark45]

“I’m way to sober to deal with this” is the best way to end a conversation with a creep 😂

[@SunsisterX]

You are an amazing person! 🥰 So fun, very smart and with such good humor whilst lifting an big problem (ass-hats)

[@mushmello526]

On a side note: I want that jacket

[@urbirdfriend]

Jackson's nice guy voices are destroying me rn, trying so hard not to burst into laughter at my desk 😂😂😂

[@anushaimran4079]

Your fashion sense is amazing

[@jacksonBroadway-um1oq]

10:20 the scream sounds like one of the scientists from half life 😂

[@LookingGlass1865]

At first I was thinking these *must* be fake - they're just too awful. But then I thought... Andrew Tate has over 7 million Twitter followers, and they must be out there somewhere.

[@RetroPolly]

Yeah, sometimes I forget what a screwed up world we live in 🤮 It's quite disturbing.

[@TheRealLoverman]

Love the content Jackson! Keep up the good work

[@Toastee92]

My first words were "if she looks at you she's good to go. I mean Goo gaa" Great video jackson. You're reactions are always hilarious

[@gabrielgoes0]

I love the Jeaney Collects aura from the nice guys dub

[@TheGalacticNerd19]

This is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@leawalker2770]

The voice he uses with the Alpha is so funny 😂😂 I work with kids, and this is pretty much how my three years olds talk and act

[@Netbro678]

Paranormal Camera Angle switches through out the video (lemme know if i missed any, i will edit it) 1:22 6:29 11:52

[@DizzyDebacles]

"FANGER" AND "FANGGA" ARE WIILLLDD!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 as a negro myself a deeply appreciate this joke and will be yoinking it uwu

[@lossig1634]

6:05 or in dune “horniness is the mind killer…”

[@MaribelMaysonet-bc1bf]

Damn!!! 😳 This video is funny and honestly if I hadn't received similar messages to those he showed, every once in a while, I would think he made them up. But yikes 😬, it is real!!!😅😅😅

[@firieldado]

I laughed so hard when I saw the handrails sign!

[@epic-sauce420]

You talk to women the same way to talk to the bros, right?

[@imauser301]

Somehow this guy's long form content feels like short form content while his short form content feels like long form content

[@wasabidragon5271]

Pro tip: The video gets less painful if you look away, take off your headphones and take a nap :)

[@silver_fang5552]

dude i just remembered that song Ryan Higa and KevJumba made...jeez i just felt my back crack🤣🤣🤣