Numi REGRETS Asking Layna About Her Experiences (ft Camila)

"Do you give consent for me to tell this story?"
Is a warning to be careful about.
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This video is meant to show a funny story, there is no provocative content. All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else.

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

Layna is the most hinged normally but when it's time to actually talk about experiences, it seems like it's everyone else that's out of their depth by comparison, you love to see it.

[@Ragnell123]

Well because unlike the others, Layna has actually done these things whereas the others are just imagining it.

[@AjaxAlexander]

The fact that she's 30 and super comfortable with it is one of the reasons she's in my top 3, she always brings something interesting and informed to discussions with these whippersnappers

[@jamesvivian2855]

Everyone but Vexoria is out of their depth

[@BlissfullWulf]

Really need to get her on one of Mel's Moon streams just so they can talk without worry.

[@grasstoucher779]

that experience is not normal

[@bondrewdthenovel3598]

Now I understand when Layna said she is the perfect match for Melody.

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

They're both very knowledgeable about a lot of things, especially when it comes to human s3xuality.

[@fiscarton92]

@@ResidentWeevil2077 That’s not human sexuality, it’s just sex.

[@Phyrrax]

Layna was living Camilas dream.

[@purplebugfoot456]

I can relate to Layna on some level. I went down on girl once and got squirt in my eye.

[@GenerationIcarus]

Have you ever had a girl accidentally fart in your face? It ruined the whole night for us, I couldn’t stop laughing and she was too embarrassed to continue. We were 19 at the time.

[@bondrewdthenovel3598]

@@GenerationIcarus Are you sure it was not a queef?

[@CodeeXD]

It was pee brother

[@freakysquirrel7218]

@@CodeeXD squirt contains a small amount of pee iirc so you aren't wrong on that one

[@groerhahn225]

@@freakysquirrel7218 A lot of women THINK they squirt but actually just pee during their orgasm so in those cases it's like 100% pee. Squirting liquid isn't clear, it's murky.

[@TheMightyWobb]

Normally when erect, the urge to pee is supressed until you "settle down". We can pee while hard, but it takes a bit of effort

[@normallymute0131]

OUR SECRETSIESS! WE CANT LET THEM KNOWS!!!!

[@gamerboy7962]

Like hard grip and squat?

[@Deadgye]

@@gamerboy7962 Never a hard grip. The method of aiming depends on the default angle while erect. If you're relatively straight you tip forward a bit and gently push down somewhere between the middle to the tip. If you tried to push down too much it'd be like crinking a hose. If your angle is relatively high then I don't fucking know, you're probably going in sideways or backing up over it.

[@LethalShadow]

@@gamerboy7962 I usually just go for a solid 45 degree forward lean. Push down a bit, and pray my aim is true.

[@venomark7883]

And it kinda works too, If you can't find any bathroom and you're about to pee, just think about something naughty like sex and your penis will get hard and your pee is temporarily suppressed until you find a bathroom

[@johntotten4872]

Camimi was surprisingly silent during Layna's pee story...

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

And here i thought handling consecutive, back-to-back mornin wood in a week was the hardest thing i had to go through in terms of my body. Layna & Camila sounds like they were in *the fucking trenches* with these various experiences. 😂😅

[@saberaxe]

If you wanna not have morning wood just pee before bed, that's almost always the cause, it isn't really a horny thing most of the time though it is possible.

[@Toneill029]

Oh my god it’s not even funny what AFAB people go through, higher risk of UTIs, painful and invasive medical procedures, an organ that makes you shit yourself/give you debilitating cramps/ruins your clothes/throws your hormones out of wack. And that’s not even going into how lethal pregnancy can be.

[@akumafuhen]

Ever since i started watching vtubers ive realized how vanilla i am lol

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

Well you also have to remember that it's the internet and everyone lies. So lots of people LARPing online. Take everything anyone says with a massive grain of salt especially when it concerns conquests.

[@dead-claudia]

for me it just further cemented my knowledge that i'm kinky af when half the shit they go on about feels vanilla in comparison...that's not a good sign lol

[@the_seeker.entity9206]

It's called being a normal person also they're larping

[@ArchonKujo]

Y'know, Layna's whole pee story was such a wtf moment, I literally have no words about it at all, And what makes it even funny is that these are like personal speeches in front of thousands of viewers 💀💀

[@bogdananghel2498]

I have a few words for the story: gin on the rocks.

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

@@bogdananghel2498oh my god...

[@l3ftie578]

@@bogdananghel2498 BRO LMAO

[@cobaltprime9467]

My nephew once jumped on me, knees first, straight into my groin. That’s as close as I can relate to this. I was in the fetal position for about 5 minutes.

[@matyarsonic4254]

"did they miss the fucking toilet?" bro, my thigh is purple cause I can't laugh out loud, but needed to calm down somehow after hearing that

[@antoniolewis1016]

Pro tip for the boys and the girls: holding your pee is NOT like getting an IUD - those are completely different holes that lead to completely different body chambers which are involved in completely different body functions.

[@NihongoWakannai]

She never said they were the same anatomical part? She's just saying it was a similarly painful story.

[@mayuravirus6134]

Which ones!? There are 3 holes

[@dcd3lt4]

​@@mayuravirus6134Uuuuuuuugh!?

[@Panic_Pickle]

@@mayuravirus6134there is one hole for peeing. And there is one hole that IUDs go through. No other holes are relevant here.

[@boughtdragon]

vtuber's is how i get all my woman info

[@tonnenpanda]

Same and sometimes my sister🤣

[@Keep3r1438]

Not a great source

[@Eagledude131]

​@@Keep3r1438 fr tho. Nobody knows everything about anatomy, and even if someone is super knowledgeable, unless they show you the medical resource they're quoting, double check them. Bodies are super complex and even extremely smart and well educated people make mistakes/learned misinfo about anatomy

[@venomark7883]

Ngl vtuber women like them is the good source of information 🤣

[@RavenL1337]

@@Keep3r1438you mean Layna ain’t good or what?

[@Afrochilla]

EDUCATE THE VTUBERS I SAY THEY NEED TO KNOW!! And to answer Numi's question about peeing with morning wood, yes it is more difficult than usual, but morning wood usually doesn't last very long unless it has a "reason" to stay if you know what I mean. Usually you can just wait it out. You could also brute force it (which has a moderate success rate) or sit down on the toilet too if it helps. It's a minor inconvenience usually lol

[@Black_Knight767]

I just crouch in front of the toilet and lean forward

[@volbla]

Or just always sit down on the toilet 🙂

[@Poldovico]

​@@volbladepending on how the bowl is shaped, that can result in... Unhygienic contact.

[@connor48880]

why does Layna have an Improvised Explosive Device inside of her is it like a dead man’s switch so that when her heart stops she goes out in a blaze of glory?

[@EricWood42]

Just in case this is not a joke... I'll save you the searching. Intrauterine devices (IUDs) are the third most common birth control method used by American women (behind tubal ligation and the oral contraceptive pill), and their use has been growing steadily. An IUD is a type of long-acting, reversible contraception (LARC) that provides birth control for three to 10 years, depending on the type. A small, flexible, T-shaped device, an IUD is inserted into the uterus through the vagina. Generally speaking, IUDs prevent pregnancy by reducing the ability of sperm to reach the egg for fertilization.

[@jedidigha]

Don’t listen to Eric, they’re a fed. It is a bomb

[@connor48880]

@@EricWood42 oh it’s her adorable New Zealand accent that made the U sound like an E

[@ziliestarrive]

yeah it's for her fight with the ceo of antis

[@RoninJay408]

3:20 Noomba: *"Aight, Imma head out"*

[@tobiis-a-good-boy4960]

My sister had the treatment that Bao and Layna went through, and my god I felt so bad for her. Apparently they botched it too, because she never was able to walk normally after that.

[@bumwithchips]

wtffffff yeah I’m just getting the arm one then

[@rOvertJustice]

@@bumwithchips The arm one f'd my GF up so just be aware of your mood afterwards cause she said it made her basically have a psychotic break, and she was going to gouge the thing out if they didn't remove it. She actually decided to just have surgery to have the tubes tied cause she knows for a fact that she likely could not take care of a child let alone bear one to term cause her constitution is fragile.

[@bumwithchips]

​@@rOvertJustice awe man….Ya im in no hurry to get one bc im not active right now. (I also didn’t have insurance) but the pills I used to take just don’t work out when I’m working AND have college. I need something more permanent, but every turn i take I hear horrible by friends, family, and online. Thanks for the story I’ll look more into it!!!

[@bumwithchips]

@@rOvertJustice Also Docs around where I live are fucked, for examople, my mother after she had two kids wanted her tubes tied and all the doctors refused to because “She has wonderful hips to continue having kids” and “Is fertile still”…..like what….. she never got them tied and guess what, she never had anymore kids. I’ve had similar experiances about period issues and they keep saying “It’s pain just deal with it” Even when I tell them my family has a STRONG line of ovarian cancer and cysts. Like you would think I know my OWN body hmph.

[@xweegix]

​@@bumwithchipsthis seems so crazy. I would seriously consider moving somewhere with healthcare that isn't prejudice. That's literally your life and its quality. IUDs become much easier after you've had a kid tho since they have to basically break in there if you haven't.

[@rai_raiceball]

Ive been a long time watcher of Numi and im immune to the unhinged shit she says but ive only known Layna through a dnd session shes in, all of her stories hit me like a truck

[@PaladinfffLeeroy]

As a guy listening to this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Starvaze]

Just another Thursday for me. Nothing changes a

[@PaladinfffLeeroy]

@@Starvaze You are braver than me. I salute you! o7

[@Inuwoodx]

came for the funny ... left with questions I'm to afraid of to google

[@SlaaneshiChosen_Carmena]

Note about the sterilization light switch: it takes about two weeks to switch from one to the other, it’s not like, instant

[@netherdominater9960]

“Alexa, turn my balls off!” **one week later** “What do you mean the test said positive?”

[@barredgrounddove]

Balls disabler

[@Nerdnumberone]

Regarding morning wood: You don't have to go completely horizontal, but the hose resists being pushed down and the stream is at higher power. You kind of need to stand diagonally and be careful.

[@scottbraun2457]

Some adventures..are never meant to be had.

[@Mastermind8908]

2:55 Numi's silence is just hilarious at this point. 🤣

[@DoonieMan1]

Layna: when I was in college- Me: ofc it starts off like that

[@GodammitNappa]

Honestly layna is the exact personality of people I love hanging out with. She's just amazing

[@devingross8805]

That adds a whole new meaning to getting pissed

[@attakrus]

I feel so bad for Layna.

[@damien9683]

IED... Wait, isn't that what blows up when a vehicle runs over it???

[@gusty9053]

improvised explosive device :). Though apparently she meant IUD.

[@ArchonKujo]

Happening to hear all of this really even makes my private parts uncomfortable even as a male 😒

[@RavenL1337]

I cna’t find the vod on numi channel! Help me!

[@Rurik_Luci]

4:30 I know somebody who is not only a fan but had me drink a bunch of coffee beforehand.

[@JerryBlaze7]

2 mins into this video and my face has morphed from my ussually Expressionless face into the disappointed black man meme's slack jawed expression unintentionally. Sweet jesus that's inhumane treatment.

[@Human_Shrek]

I've heard horror stories of IUD's. I'll leave it at that...

[@TheKeller101]

God, the pee story was a relief after the horrors that proceeded it

[@johnhurley8918]

Well, that's one way to start a clip 😂

[@YumYumDeviledEggs]

First ex demanded to watch me piss. It was the most uncomfortable and awkward piss of my life.

[@ZenAki]

Layna - "That's not my fault, I think." Yeah, pretty sure it was 50% your fault. Possibly 60 or 70% for not talking to your partner prior.

[@silphonym]

You're just assuming she didn't.

[@malter87]

at which point did she mention she wasn't talking or that it was a surprise... lmao xD

[@Finsternis..]

@@malter87 The way she describes it as "being kinky and in charge" as well as "he got confused with the sensation" kind of imply a well meant surprise. Not for certain, but unless told otherwise by her, just going by this story telling here, I'd assume she didn't tell him beforehand.

[@FutureAIDev2015]

0:15 it's called an inflatable implant, it's used to treat erectile dysfunction by replacing the body's "hydraulics" with a literal hydraulic pump 0:50 more like egg shaped glands suspended by cords

[@RedEarth20XDX]

It really feels like doctors get off on causing pain to female patients. Ive heard so many iud horror stories.

[@lostnemesis]

Layna....is shocking Numi 2:05 😂

[@ArchonKujo]

I think Numi always has that shocking face lol

[@okname5335]

why do these women have a IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE ????????????????

[@sampuhhupmas5666]

Bro that caught me off guard, I was like "you have a WHAT" and then it clicked

[@francisalvaro6585]

For anyone else confused, IUD. Layna said IUD

[@tylove7992]

Didn't that happen in a Metal Gear game?

[@S3amanNG]

Listening to this, and after doing a bit if research, Im planning on getting a vasectomy cause ill be damned if my partner ever has to deal with that kind of torture. Numi and Bao are fucking GODS to be able to go through that

[@CatwithFancyHat]

Just a condom or the pill will do as well, but yeah this IUD stuff sounds horrible😅

[@Moriko73]

BAD BAD idea watching this while I'm eating

[@Alexlowery]

0:32 js cotton at the top of the chat “is this a new fetish”

[@shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator]

That goes easyly in my top most cursed videos 😅👍

[@Kaspiderv2]

Tbh its great that peeing is difdicult when hard, imagine the amount of cursed shit that would happen if that were not the case

[@amNero]

this.. this is the content I could watch

[@JetblackJay]

3:50 I remember the layna piss story with I've cube

[@Artwr]

The thing about morning wood is like You wake up and you reallly gotta go Bu it wont come donwn ulness you pee (it takes too long and you reallly gotta go) so it's a freaking struggle

[@saberaxe]

It's a biological mechanism to stop you from wetting the bed as there is a little valve that prevents peeing almost completely when you are hard. If you don't want it to happen just pee before bed or just put something cold on it for a little bit and it should go down enough to make peeing possible. That is probably what happened to Layna ice caused loss of erection and thus the little valve blocking ability to pee

[@silentdude56k]

@@saberaxe The valve exists but not for that reason; it's so you don't murder your swimmers right after launch. The reason you're unlikely to wet the bed is because urine production is greatly reduced while you're asleep and the need to pee typically wakes you up.

[@H3cJP]

3:02 i cant go that high on pitch

[@GD0nly]

I mean, first off, ex-pee-riences was right there. Secondly, I feel like if it wasn't the desired outcome, it's not weird, it's just unfortunate, because she wasn't trying to get him to pee in her mouth, that's just what happened.

[@ziliestarrive]

*rimshot*

[@CountDracusVanWolfen]

That's why you make sure to goto the bathroom and wash up before sex gents.

[@VCoKhronis]

The only way I can think of ice doing that is it makes him think he's in a pool

[@Mastermind8908]

Think about all the Alexa's that reacted to that.

[@firedrake110]

Remind me to stop giving Layna consent, she's abusing our good will XD

[@SolidSnnake]

she holds her what to what harder? wowzaa

[@Sullysully5]

PELVIS CONFIG SETTINGS

[@Toneill029]

1:42 that’s a myth actually.

[@CloudyBogdan]

3:04 OOoohhh! Thanks for the tip

[@mikael100100]

actually pee scent and taste depend of the alimentation of your partner, mostly.

[@ALASTOR101.]

Upgrades, people. Upgrades.

[@ArchonKujo]

Already starting the video and we just witnessed holding pee so c*mming harder? Ayo what?!

[@TragikDino]

It is a great opening to keep you watching 🤣

[@venomark7883]

Damn now I kinda imagined Camimi doing it💀🤣

[@TragikDino]

@@venomark7883 The rule34 artists are gonna run wild with this 🤣

[@kuhinahiruko]

BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN!!!

[@70galaxie]

old,old Layna. new,new Camila&Numi

[@tylove7992]

3:45 Numi's reaction😂

[@DaytimeRoom]

What a way to start the video 😂

[@JPooger]

Now THIS is unhinged

[@cyberneticbutterfly8506]

It's a choice between "He said no to a bj he must not be attracted to me any more" The dude: "I really really need to go but if i say no to her now she'll think I'm not attracted to her anymore"

[@gamerboy7962]

What is it with these VTubers wondering how us guys pee? Anyways if we get "hard" and we need to pee, we kinda need to wait it out. Or, if you've got the dead-eye shot, go for it.

[@LethalShadow]

VTubers and a distressing lack of basic biology knowledge. Name a more iconic duo.

[@issinkyi2867]

Layna had fresh Iced Pee... 😂😂

[@ryanhanford4130]

I heard IED for a second there tbh

[@dontassociate]

SIDEWAYS? You just gotta giraffe leg that shid and aim

[@regulareric8759]

Jesus Christ what is wrong with these women? Those were some scary stories

[@BlackroseXX9]

So educational

[@JellyoooDonut3]

What a intro

[@absoul112]

1:40 a bomb? Deadpool reference.

[@kuuluna]

No, both parties are at fault. Like tf would you do it with ice? Him pissing is just gross

[@AklyonX]

I am worried for some of ya'lls hearing if you are getting U's and E's mixed up. IUD.

[@Wolfoso]

"...I think"

[@trlol9340]

2:20 AGGHHHHHH WHAT THE FUUUCK

[@Talonflame6428]

1:19 i’m gonna say is it’s difficult

[@Valkyrie2019]

im eating atm of watching this

[@verdatum]

Ice has...never made me do that. Agreed. Not her fault.

[@Giggles4692]

I think ice can do that for some because extreme cold has been known to turn things flaccid, so extreme cold, might also turn the inner switch that changes which liquid. Idk, but maybe

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

@@Giggles4692 It's because a lot of people need to urinate when their body temperature drops. I always need to piss when I'm cold. It's pretty common.

[@gremlin4304]

The tip of penis being cold is the exact same sensation as needing to pee. Quite likely that the guy didn't know that either at the time. His bladder was probably decently full and his brain got confused by the cold sensation.

[@balazsdusek]

error 404: hinges not found

[@dsweirdgirl5708]

Thank ROB I'm gay so i dont need this... 😰

[@Antonin1738]

that is terrible, it's painful, etc. Wish they didn't have to do that

[@louisp8561]

i know right, imagine stepping on an improvised explosive device one then your limbs pop off

[@brainplay8060]

I thought they had IUD that go in the arm.

[@DJ_LilPaycheck]

Alexa No Pregnant Only Breed

[@ianweckhorst3200]

I don’t understand how girls pee, they don’t understand how we pee, we are the same

[@blackyyy3292]

what stream is this from? is there a vod?

[@groerhahn225]

...why does Numi have a metamorphosis toggle???

[@weirdogamingbruh]

What stream was this from?!?!

[@70galaxie]

kids,in comments, IUD. jeezsh

[@stoneager90]

0:55 the pee is stored in the balls

[@xandroy1273]

This is true, I am the pee

[@bokunochannel84207]

of them are clearly preatty much never attend biology class.

[@funnyperson4027]

Oh my god

[@borninaflash]

Does anyone know what stream of Numi's this is from?

[@takokola]

Jesus freaking christ

[@theronin2321]

Not even 10 seconds in and I’m stun locked by what I’m hearing 😂😂💀

[@HighKingRoku]

When the hell did this stream happen??