There is NO WAY Numi is This DENSE

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

Numi: "If I passingly nod at a guy that's a good signal that I'm into him" Also Numi: "My friend told me that she's bisexual and likes having sex with people while other people are in the house and also invited me over for her birthday. What a good friend, shame I couldn't go."

[@LordVandor1]

Yeah no I don't get how can you be so oblivious

[@DianaProudmoore]

Numi is a living dense anime protagonist~

[@chaosismyjam8187]

Probably because her brain in the moment is filled with other thoughts. @@LordVandor1

[@noakeyharding9437]

@@LordVandor1 its all an act bro, you will lose ur sanity if you come to accept people can be this dense x) thats just not possible she play in character ^^

[@LordVandor1]

@@noakeyharding9437 It may be the case for her, but I have known people like this (male and female alike)

[@sleepingbee8997]

Next step of the story: “She flashed me her tits, but, it was like, just a friendly flash. Not a sexual one. Like, she didn’t mean anything by it.”

[@Mewgius]

I mean, with the way that Bao, Yuzu, and Numi all act around each other, that's not an unlikely scenario...

[@jennih261]

"she pulld out a strapon & asked if it should be her or me and I was just... I mean it's your's.. i don't have one, why would you ask if that's mine?"

[@uteriel282]

@@Mewgius they are friends that do that kind of stuff ironically. but the person in numis story was barely on first name level from the way she talked.

[@yspy_1801]

I mean... Numi and Bao flashed Yuzu like that

[@Wertsir]

“She asked me to sleep in her bed naked but I told her I thought we were a little old for sleepovers. So she said ‘we aren’t going to be doing much sleeping’ and i was like ‘why would i want to lie on such an uncomfortable bed that you couldn’t even fall asleep on it?’”

[@sambeets7871]

Numi is immune to rizz

[@jacksc9855]

She's rizziztance

[@raymondcasso7966]

Its what happens when you get bombarded by it 24/7

[@Sullysully5]

@@jacksc9855*YES*

[@ciscoshideri2135]

Indeed she is 💀

[@knsrulz]

@@jacksc9855 xDD niiice.

[@Afferodolor]

'I like having sex with other women when other people are around' - 'would you, another woman, like to come to an occasion at my house when other people are around?'. To not be able to link those two statements shows such a negative amount of rizz it needs to be studied by our greatest minds.

[@MDG-mykys]

Idk, I feel like people who mean or even say something like this are the ones that need to be studied.

[@liger04]

Not just that, but she wanted Numi to come over to a party where you spoil and/or give gifts to the host. V card or no, this girl clearly liked Numi a lot.

[@KonglomeratYT]

Oh I TOTALLY missed that. I thought the birthday part was really random and weird.

[@AlbinoMothDragon]

​@@MDG-mykysthat particular girl is creepy as all hell, gender swap it if that's what it takes to understand how creepy what she said was, she's a creep. If numi went with her she'd probably be in a lot of danger.

[@AlbinoMothDragon]

​@@liger04a little too much, creep level perversion

[@maxsaredra]

This girl is friends with the most down bad people so now she thinks normies bringing up sexual preferences is just a casual ice breaker

[@CrazeeAdam]

True.. just because Bao talks about every single thing that comes into her mind casually.. If someone IRL said those things to Numi or anyone, and you weren't like very close buddy buddy friends that talk about anything, hope they'd pick up on the flirting and wanting to do things.

[@emperorchrislovato]

This was before she became friends with most of the people she knows now.

[@sleepingbee8997]

It's internet brain rot come full circle.

[@connorradcliffe1769]

kind of scary to think about, then again this whole thing could just be something Numi made up as a gag

[@hoarauthomas1006]

​@connorradcliffe1769 she didn't knew them while doing her major. So no that's not a valid excuse. Even now she should be able to understand the difference between this circle of people and the rest of the world more easily. It's not supposed to be more difficult since you can compare. During college time, thirsty people almost Bao levels were everywhere, so when someone not as thirsty as them was just a bit spicy we were like : 😮 " that means we corrupted that pure person or that person is flirting ! Please guys and girls try to look on normally lewd levels ! Do not frightened that outsider !

[@absoul112]

"She had a boyfriend" Okay I understand how she didn't think it was flirting. "She said she was thinking of cheating on him" nevermind.

[@ItsAMaelstrom]

got you int he first half.

[@MDG-mykys]

Would you seriously even try to do something after you hear that?

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

@@MDG-mykys And that's why I'm distrustful about people in real life. I don't have anything against girls or woman. I like them a lot, and I'm confident to friend with them. However, my high distrust level let me already dodge so many red flags which saved me so many times and prevented me from toxic conspiracies. So that's why I always question and decline such suggestions. I mean, this is a random person, why should I trust her? Numi's case is one thing, because there were already a chemistry between them. At least a bit. However, I would find these things pretty suspicious. First of all, we don't know each other, so why would she suggest this in the first place. Second thing, assuming she would have found interest in me, why? Because of my look? I doubt that, I know how I look like, and I'm pretty average. This is no low self-value, I'm normal. Not handsome, not ugly, just normal. So it can't be my look. Also, why so drastic suggestions? For me, that would smell like a trap and I don't have the intention to fall for it.

[@MDG-mykys]

@@MirrorOfEmotions yeah, I personally don't try anything until I find a person that really makes me feel like I'll do anything to be with her. It's probably something about having too much expectations or being picky, anyway we don't know how Numi really feels. Some people said that she's used to this friendly talk, some talked about demisexuality.

[@Hamun002]

Even then, the first piece of info added with the first half of this info would have me like “oh she wants a threesome”

[@Apex_Azura]

The fact the Numi did actually major in communication has to be the most ironic thing on this planet. 😂

[@kanazak2]

She used to more clearly state it was because she had trouble communicating that she took the course to begin with.

[@uteriel282]

@@kanazak2 doesnt seem like much has changed.

[@IcePhysicsGaming]

Goes to show what a degree is worth these days, I guess.

[@alukiayoung256]

It's a common joke men are oblivious to oblivious signals that get sent their way but Numi really made it a art like it's one thing to turn down advances because your scared but she outright just gaslights herself into thinking they don't exist

[@sebrussell]

There's just as many jokes about sapphic women being just as bad, if not worse. It's the whole "so me and my bestie hang out all the time and share a bed and kiss and share all of our deepest feelings and we had a ceremony to celebrate our bestiness together and we adopted a child together... do you think she might like me?" thing. Just lesbians out there accidentally being in relationships.

[@usalax76]

As a guy, I can confirm... *__*

[@stayhumble-.-]

numi is a filipino boy. simple.

[@bored_person]

I really hate how traits common among both sexes are often attributed exclusively to one or the other.

[@bored_person]

​@@stayhumble-.-no, that's trillion.

[@wraithwrecker_]

All of a sudden, Numi not getting any action makes so much more sense. People do fall for her, she just doesn't see it.

[@RandalXVI]

Better question is how do you *not* fall for numi? Shes insanely attractive, shes as funny as bao is, and shes open about a lot of stuff, making it much easier to even talk to her

[@IncredibleMD]

And when she does see it, she literally runs away.

[@Necro-the-Pyro]

@@RandalXVI its easier to resist when everyone knows that if we fall for her, we have a 100% chance of being unintentionally stood up XD

[@fireking6308]

@@RandalXVI Bro said the VTUBER, of which you CAN'T SEE THEIR FACE is incredibly attractive

[@ELbabotas1]

@@fireking6308 Uhm, you know some people use the Dark Internet, to find out their identies.. right? Like, she is know to be a atractive weirdo, not only because a cute design, but rl leaks

[@Zeromaru42]

I swear Numi is somehow denser than a Black Hole when it comes to romance. Like Dear God it's like watching one of those long running Romance Anime where they spend 200 episodes just getting to the Hand holding stage but yet the other person has straight up love confessed and hinted for so long it's not even funny.

[@Fire_of756]

You say that, but never have I seen the other person actually say "I love you!" straight up with all the context to it without being interrupted by some arbitrary distraction like fireworks.

[@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935]

YES!!! And your just yelling "KISS ALREADY!!"

[@vsGoliath96]

Numi is the living personification of Rent a Girlfriend?!

[@ericgolightly8450]

You could throw an apple near her and she would curve its path

[@sebrussell]

Lucy embodying the frustration and disbelief of all Noombas at Numi's addiction to collecting Ls. She really never fails to fail.

[@salvadortoscano2534]

But then she'll never have a complete collection of L's

[@tanuki01]

Expected to hear Lucy banging her head on the table at some point

[@yspy_1801]

Not fucking the NTR chick is a W tbh

[@Ragnell123]

Thank god she said this to Lucy so she could call all this shit out.

[@af2547]

If it was Bao they would’ve been like “omg same” or smthn

[@MihaelGeng]

​@@af2547 omfg so real 🤣🤣

[@TheZombiemofo]

When Lucy brought up "Netflix and chill" Numi just recounted all the times people have suggested it and she's just said "no thanks, i don't fancy watching tv." 😅

[@Paladin327]

Numi would think “netflix and chill” means watching netflix and hanging out

[@RunaeirastheSnakewhowaits]

Like, the face of: No, NO. I refuse to acknollowge this. I refuse to acceot that this is real

[@marvinhubregtse5776]

watching Numi is a double edged sword for me at times i can think "ah someone is worse then me" and then theres times like this clip where im like "oh god i would do that too" im dense as fk bro

[@Cadrid]

Numi is so oblivious that you could give her $20 to go out and buy a clue, and she’d come back with a story about a beautiful woman telling her “I like to eat out; can you help me with that?” and how she gave the woman the $20 for lunch.

[@madisonbray95]

True, the level of dense she has Is unreal.

[@laminatedsamurai]

Facts

[@z-v-x8324]

Its like taking L's is hardcoded into her very being

[@KaradachTheHun]

This happened in her interpersonal communication class. She obviously did not get much out of that class

[@CrimVampir-]

Confirmed Numi is so dense that she cant tell when she's genuinely being hit on. 😅😅😂

[@monokomomo4977]

imagine bao literally laying nude in numis bed and shes still soo dense to take the hint lol

[@coyotePAC3]

There's "I can't tell if I'm being hit on" and "she distorts spacetime whenever someone hits on her".

[@GoodGirlPeruru]

@@coyotePAC3 could throw herself at the ground and miss type energy

[@lucasbroome1048]

Numi is the Charlie Brown of Vtubing. There's no way she didn't pick up on clues even most oblivious guys would notice

[@theepicolaf-gunther1389]

That is an amazingly accurate description

[@fromolwyoming]

And to think, Lucy, a self admitted shut-in, saw all this for what it was instantly, and Numi STILL didn't! Though, even if Numi did see, she would probably run away. Again.

[@saphironkindris]

It's always easier to tell from an outsider perspective tbh.

[@RailwayScholar]

Lucy also wasn't bothered by the "I plan to cheat on my boyfriend" part, proof that there are some red flags she doesn't see.

[@A1R3D3E7]

@@RailwayScholar All Lucy was saying is that the woman wanted to fuck Numi (which was obvious to everyone listening to this story), not that that Numi should've gone along and done it with a cheater

[@piotr004]

@@RailwayScholar This! That cheating part was the reddest of red flags.

[@johntotten4872]

Numi - I gave him 2 pieces of candy for Valentines and everyone else just 1 why did he not realize I liked him... Also Numi - So she said she was bi and liked to have sex where others can hear. She also invited me to her B day party /SMH

[@oendj]

“Don’t get me rethinking every interaction I’ve ever had who said those things to me… CUZ THATS A LOT OF PEOPLE!” 😂😂

[@alaxbird4954]

Numi is as dense as a Shonen protagonist

[@anagittigana]

Here is something for everyone like Numi: If someone talks to you about sexual things that they like to do, and especially if they tell you they would like to do those things, that almost always means they're hinting at you and them doing those things together.

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

Really? But how do I separate those people from people with just a lewd mind?

[@Sapheiorus]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@MirrorOfEmotionsTrying to make that kind of distinction without just asking the person is fruitless... and unnecessary. The people with simply lewd minds will most likely forgive you for taking a false signal if you communicated your intentions appropriately (read: verbally, in the form of proposing sex or asking permission). Such horny people probably know what that's like, too, after all. You risk far less that you think you are when asking. And there is no reliable way to know the difference between signaling and just being lewd without reading their mind, so you MUST ask if you want to know. I get that it can be a worrying prospect in other ways, though, so here's one more thing to do. Be sure to apologize and explain your perceptions in case there's a misunderstanding if you happen to be declined ("I apologize for being so presumptuous and won't ask again, but, for real, when you were saying X, I thought you might be sending me a signal"). That will make the occasion a conversation rather than a breakdown of relations or an awkward end of the day. Communication preserves and reinforces every kind of relationship, and you should treasure those relationships whether they are about sex or not. If you are worried about presenting a threat to people by proposing sex, opening up about your thoughts and feelings this way will immediately defuse the situation. You will appear far more reasonable, and they will be much less confused as to why you asked. That confusion and the consequential presumption that you might try to simply take what you want by force is what builds the idea of a threat in people's minds.

[@LordThanatosII]

I've had that happen, but other factors usually made me hate the person which would make me interpret it as mean-spirited teasing at best or harassment at worst.

[@jacksc9855]

Communication major *Can't tell that she's being hit on* Never change Numi

[@SebDystic]

I think my forehead is red due to how many times facepalmed to Numi’s denseness. I can’t help but to love this airhead

[@pizza3695]

Trust our Vtuber to find the L in a guaranteed W

[@TensaiDragon]

The thing is... when i had depression in my 20s i couldnt pick up verbal/body language cues very good either, but i at least could tell, if after a little while, by just not being in denial and making an effort occasionally! **mumbling** which is hard, because y'know..self-esteem, being young and inexperienced etc etc.. Aaaaaaand you have to remember 'Numi cant Communicate!', shes admitted she doesnt talk to people normally anyway, so she wouldnt know the difference between rizz and normal communication... because she does NEITHER!!! 🤣

[@VisualEnjoyer9756]

I mean to be fair Numi does consider casually glancing and smilling in your general direction a "move" so she doesn't strike me as someone who would catch onto such a forward move from anyone 😂

[@Paladin327]

and don't forget "setting you up with her friends"

[@VisualEnjoyer9756]

@@Paladin327 Oh yeah I forgot about that one 🤣😅

[@l33t9r0u93]

I feel like if you went up to Numi and said " drop your pants, I am gonna rail you" she would respond "but you have no skateboard"

[@enzotoro791]

Most of her friends probably could have already did it, and she would be like "HAHAHAHA I hope you did it"

[@DrknssRules1]

*Reading video title* Numi once admitted her idea of flirting was to walk up and say hi. So yes I can absolutely believe she is.

[@DeamonPhenix]

I have to give credit to Numi's friendship belief. Because I have been in that situation at least twice where it straight up *was* just friend sharing (or trauma dumping...). The reason I know it wasn't a real invitation is 1 - I'm not that dense and, 2 - I reciprocated and they immediately dropped the subject/backpedaled. Not to say all of her experiences were friendship, but some people just don't have boundaries.

[@TheFreakKid12]

Numi has been exposed to so much Rizz that her body has become immune to it like a poison immunity.

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

Numi: "I have a communications major." Also Numi: [Romantically blind].

[@RogueIRL23]

I don't think I've ever seen Lucy as shocked as in this convo

[@alukiayoung256]

Numi is the protag like how are you dense while at Same time be everyone's type also the genuine confusion?????

[@tonycrayford3893]

Numi just casually friend zoning herself. 🤣😂

[@KevinDIntrovert]

In Numi's defense, "Fundamentals Of Rizz" wasn't in my Communications curriculum either.

[@the711devin4]

It would literally take someone walking up to her, looking her in the eyes and saying “Akuma Nihmune, I desire you carnally.”

[@ELbabotas1]

Probs same

[@JustDraco-rq1yg]

Oh my God. Numi is like a dense anime protagonist that doesn't realize that the women around him want to jump his bones.

[@user-tn4dn7jp6j]

"Communication Major"

[@jonah4196]

Numi gets hit on so often that she just thinks that's how people normally talk

[@TsarFrancisDrake]

"What about that says she's interested in me?" This, coming from Little Miss "I glanced in his general direction, how could he not realize I was flirting?"

[@brentlticman2607]

Its funny how the phrase "Privilege is invisible to those who have it" applies to this as well. Numi's been exposed to that type of scenario/convo that she has designated it as "normal".

[@mistressabysstress]

I didn’t know anime levels of dense were possible in real life…but here we are.

[@RoachChan]

Main character energy

[@Greatbabyred]

In Numi's defense, if that happened to me, I would just assume that they are joking around and that's their way of trying to make friends

[@ricardoludwig4787]

I think Numi just gets people trying to do subtle rizz to her so often that she just thinks its normal at this point since she is that oblivious. Beautiful, honestly, Ifeel her so much (when I was 16 a hot woman basically solicited me for sex and I only noticed a year later when a friend of mine told me that was a common innuendo.)

[@Professor_Wisteria_]

at this point i'm convinced the only way to clearly and concisely inform Numi that you are into her is by fully stripping nude in front of her and giving a powerpoint presentation on why you love her this girl rivals neutron stars in terms of density, dear gods above XD

[@FoxerBoxerNaaniwa]

This is four minutes and forty seconds of Numi unintentionally gaslighting Lucy through her own obliviousness

[@theghosttm8245]

Now I’m starting to worry if I “pulled a Numi” in High School and just never noticed.

[@19Biohazard88]

Lucy driven insane by typical “he’s totally not interested in me, he’s just being nice” GFE

[@generaldreagonlps6889]

On the one hand: wtf Numi? On the other hand: I would've done the exact same thing.

[@xXDestinyGundam950Xx]

Numi is the IRL version Orimura Ichika. Literally can't tell when people are making sexual advances on them and passes it off as general knowledge. ICANT

[@curare6373]

Holy shit numi is a light novel protagonist

[@petercooper456]

Gods love you Numi, you’re more precious than you know.

[@nhbons783]

I would like to make a formal apology to every romance anime i have ever called illogical, thats on me, i was blind to a density aproaching a tungsten cube.

[@starhawk3657]

I think Numi being around her degenerate friends has made her desensitized to flirting. Which is funny when you consider she's friends with Cottontail.

[@Autumn-257]

oh god I can relate to Numi more than I feel comfortable with.

[@shingshongshamalama]

Lucy don't even try, you'll just drive yourself crazy with this one.

[@PS3PCDJ]

2:35 Numi will wake up one day in despair realizing that Lucy was right.

[@zow8238]

TBF, given the girl she was talking with expressly wanted to cheat on her BF, maybe Numi's denseness let her dodge a bullet this time around. Or would deflect be the better term? Cheaters. Not even once.

[@elfhater2063]

visual novel protagonist levels of dense

[@christopherbilko9243]

I am austistic abd this is beyond austistic levels of dense

[@ELbabotas1]

OG same

[@conduit64]

Numi is the Anti-Rizz.

[@Blackwing2345635]

Her stories about "looking in general direction" make this SO much better xD

[@Econ1991]

I thought MY younger self was dense because I think I had a literal tsundare during high-school, even THEN I wouldn't miss signs that obvious!

[@VolatileSupernova]

I wanna call Numi out for this but I have an even worse moment like this. When I was 20 living in my own apartment I had a party where a bunch of friends came. Afterwards everyone left but this one girl and she asked for a change of clothes to stay the night, I gave her one of my work shirts and a pair of shorts. She comes out the bathroom in my work shirt and her panties, no shorts, sits with her legs across my lap and watches TV with me for a few minutes before asking me "so.. what do you wanna do?" and I was like "Uh, watch TV til bed time I guess?" and continued to watch TV. She asked two more times that night before i went to bed and she slept on the couch. It wasn't until literally 2 weeks later I was walking down the street and it hit me what she meant lol. I felt like the biggest moron alive.

[@090justmickey]

I never thought i would see the tye day when lucy was making sense

[@masterrbg]

Numi - communication major Also Numi- can't communicate to save her life or correctly receive communication from others...

[@Eagledude131]

I see where numi is coming from. If I was numi, I would also have just been like "wow, what a great friend." And then a day later this would've been my internal dialogue

[@marvelous_jack5228]

alright, regardin the last statement, i think it was a good thing numi didn’t go to that party

[@SwiftTheHedgehog56]

So... if someone wants to confess to her, they need to be more blunt than a hammer lol

[@SolidGoldCEO]

Its just funny how someone with one of the horniest models is so innocent.

[@SKy_the_Thunder]

Poor girl can't recognize a W to save her life...

[@jamescasteel4066]

I feel the same way numi does in the end because I can't tell the difference of when someone is flirty or not

[@Zachattack1cub]

Numi has long since lost her right to call us guys dense if this is what both guys and girls had to deal with around her XD

[@NinthSettler]

Numi is so dense that if she was to get Oshi no Ko'd the knife would bounce off her due to sheer density

[@threadscore]

Numi has the oblivious hidden ability.

[@blackspirit86245]

There is oblivious and then there is Numi. Omg.

[@ashardalondragnipurake]

lol you can hear her hands covering her face in frustration

[@pokebronyborn]

It hurts to see others drown as you perish of dehydration

[@CdrChaos]

If you ever thought anime protagonists are dense, you've never met Numi.

[@pablorosada9788]

DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY I HAVE NO HOPE FOR THIS WOMAN?!

[@JoyZofSoRRoW]

That poor child... She misses her moment... 😢 why do I wanna cry for her?

[@mrgrimmlore]

I know the expression whoosh... but numi was hit with a fast ball but it only bounce off a wall 😂

[@siraskalon3793]

Honestly, do you Numi. Never go changing for nobody. XD

[@user-hv6nl3cz1z]

She's so dense that light bends around her .-.

[@soulezwan266]

Numi... dam numi... ok...

[@kiIIer_b]

The density rivals that of dark matter

[@Necro-the-Pyro]

Numi is like one of those ecchi harem comedy protagonists that has dozens of girls literally drooling on her with lust and complains that she can't get any

[@RiddleMasta]

Numi literally not recognizing her own flirt signs. Now she feel like we did when she made us question all past intentions. The whole "what if i gave you 2 chocolate and everyone else one" 😂

[@bored_person]

She dodged a bullet. You should never sleep with cheaters.

[@EmperororeZ]

Numi is the densest protag to have ever walk the earth. She so dense she would be at the end of the periodic table. I FUCKING LOVE MY DENSE ASS STRIMMER NEVER CHANGE NUMI

[@usalax76]

I'm relating to this TOO hard- This is giving me PTSD when I probably had a W when a girl came over to "Netflix & chill" but I was too nervous to make the first move so we actually just watched Friends for like an hour & then she left... never heard from her again..... L

[@soulrepear117]

Never change numi, never change

[@Dilapidated_Sun]

The negative rizz on this girl is unbelievable, scientists should be studying this.

[@reneesalinas]

Oh... this sweet summer's child

[@Mediocritical]

Numi is literally that "Is she into me" Casually Explained video in human form

[@Acorn_Anomaly]

"Numi, I'm really into watersports" Ok, underneath everything else happening in this clip, why is THAT the example that Lucy jumps to?

[@Carnax6969]

I think it's possible that Numi misses these hints because of her lack of confidence and self-esteem. Whilst I'm not lucky as Numi to receive these golden opportunities, I also do have a difficult time receiving compliments or praise from people, because you already believe you're not good enough for anyone to find you attractive to begin with. I think Numi is attractive and evidently other people do too, which is why people have approached her, but if she keeps missing these signals then it's likely a confidence/self-esteem issue to which her defence mechanism defaults to them just being friendly.