Imagine being an unfortunate soul that somehow finds themselves sent to the realms of Chaos, miraculously surviving a journey through a garden, thick with toxic air & where even the flowers are trying to kill you, only to come across a house. And on the porch, in a rocking chair is a vision of purest disgust. Folds of rotting, decaying flesh. Maggots seeping out from open sores like waterfalls. The stench of absolute decay. Then, you notice... It's smiling at you. Not an evil smile either. Whatever this unholy abomination is, it's genuinely happy to see you.
@peterharband3263 ай бұрын
Shows you can't always judge a book by it's cover.
@MedievalFolkDance3 ай бұрын
@@peterharband326 Grandpappy Nurgs loves all his children. Well, not so much Mortarion at the moment. He spent a lot of time on his garden & is really annoyed about it being burned up.
@TheCorrodedManАй бұрын
@@MedievalFolkDance _Oh my, look here! Visitors! I so enjoy entertaining guests. Come child, sit here at my side and tell me of your travels. I’ll have my children prepare a proper meal for you. Home cooked, I assure you. Imperium, you say? Why there are so many planets, my poor memory can’t contain them all. Which was yours? Ahhh, I see. Come, we’ll retire to the kitchen. I’m sure you’ll just love what I have brewing…_
@MedievalFolkDanceАй бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan That's Poppa Nurgs alright! Nothing but considerate.
@dannyfox92623 ай бұрын
Nurgle sounds like a god that has his shit together.
@lilsawyboy2 ай бұрын
Right?? If I had to choose a Chaos god to follow, it would probably be Nurgle. I just have to get used to all the yuckiness 😅
@TheCorrodedMan9 ай бұрын
I love that Nurgle has a huge rocking chair on his porch, like I just imagine him sitting in it with a pair of dirty glasses on his face, puffing contendedly from a plague pipe as he rocks and rocks to the sound of buzzing flies. It’s just so absurd, and yet creepy as well.
@KaterWhite-hu3qu2 ай бұрын
That is why they called him papa
@XavierAncarno7 ай бұрын
Grandpa Nurgle is most wholesome chaos god. He’s refined, kind and has a taste for gardening 😅
@lauriepenner3503 ай бұрын
And he cooks too!
@Exiled_Rouge10 ай бұрын
I greatly appreciate the images of the nurglings alternated between grotesque and adorable.
@jonnykeeling44149 ай бұрын
59k views on a 2-hour video shows how good this video is. I really appreciate you making this.
@remkometkrullen10 ай бұрын
Such a young channel and already one of the top Warhammer lore voices. Great content! Baldermort has finally gained some serious competition haha.
@qigonglungz10 ай бұрын
Hopefully a new ally, could you imagine these two doing an audiobook together, like the Trazyn vs Orokin novel!!! Or the Fabius Bile and Belarus Cawl novel!
@KingLich45110 ай бұрын
@@qigonglungzthat would be awesome but it would get taken down in a day.
@Byggarebob9 ай бұрын
I can recommend "the amber king". Their channel have some really nice voice acting for their primarch videos
@Byggarebob9 ай бұрын
@@qigonglungzthe amber king have a great video for traycyn and orichan if you haven't seen it already 😊
@pluralizor29579 ай бұрын
Scholars lore is good too if u like this
@TheBastardWombatKing9 ай бұрын
Nurgles enthusiasm comes from deliverance from pain. To suffer and be suddenly released from it is elevating and joyful. That novel period of time before adjustment is maintained by the Grandfather. Like the resolution tha makes auto deleters clean their house on the last day and has been seen as a sudden hapiness by others or why the last hour of a long shift is easier the its preceeding, they march happily for the end is nigh and there is light at the end of the tunnel.
@jasonmcleod89145 ай бұрын
I don't play WH40K, I don't know much about it, nor have I paid attention much.... but this? Damn! I was immediately sucked in. Fantastic work!
@shawnamadei55517 ай бұрын
Listening to this while laying in bed and can’t get the image of Winnie the Poo telling me bout nurgle
@guyincognito99194 ай бұрын
LOL. That is so true. Great catch.
@HookieloaMonkeySwirlkick-lh1vb25 күн бұрын
Winnie started drinking and gambling……. And based on his ‘memoirs’ here…. He’s in a bad way😐😅
@DuskFox14th10 ай бұрын
Plagues for the Plague God! Poxes for the Pox Garden!
@samturner606110 ай бұрын
Decay is the process in which something breaks down and becomes food for the smaller realms. Grandfather indeed. He has a lot of children to feed.
@bluegum64382 ай бұрын
There's a trillion little gribblies waiting to devour your flesh living in and on you right this second, as you said, decay is merely the process of repurposing dead biomass. Every curse Nurgle inflicts on the galaxy is another extremely impressive (and their granddad is so proud of them!) little creature just living its best life.
@leroyking4775 ай бұрын
"Entropy is all consuming, fed by all struggles against it. Thus, even to hope is to despair. So despair, and in your desperation, find purpose."
@KUBLAIKHAN4202 ай бұрын
this sounds like something Albert Camus would say
@spooky_zen10 ай бұрын
everyone experiences sickness in their life, i think thats what makes this guy in particularly terrifying
@DarrenTiffney-tq8xx10 ай бұрын
I slept to this last night, absolute joy in his decay
@babyakame146910 ай бұрын
This is the best Nurgle video I've ever seen, bravo
@seanbrazell70959 ай бұрын
Grandpa must have a particularly virulent hate on for the Necrons me thinks.
@royalheratik27266 ай бұрын
Can you imagine if someone was to make a movie about this? I like all of the factions in warhammer universe, they are all interesting but theres something about the plague marines and nurgle. I almost feel sick when i think about the details, trees that oozes poo? Omg thats just foul and beautiful at the same time, i could never come up with anything more dark and sickly than this. How nurgle hasnt turned every race into rotting miserable puss filled creatures..and i thought orcs where dirty
@Scufflegrit10 ай бұрын
It isn’t hope. It is contented acceptance. Hope belongs to Tzeentch.
@Squidcookin10 ай бұрын
Hope that you arnt turned into a gibbering chaos spawn
@jean-pierrepolnareff99876 күн бұрын
Just geting into warhammer and i got a myphitic blight-hauler as a christmas gift, this felt apt to listen in the background
@austintaylor137810 ай бұрын
Nurgle is imo the real power of the universe. Death is a finality no matter how delivered or when it comes, brings power to the Grandfather.. the cycle continues… the rest of the Gods offer spicy ends and servitude but with Nurgle he’s just what he is and loves his followers
@soulslur10 ай бұрын
Yo fair warning, someone else used Attenborough's voice and got taken down. Either way, good content
@heatrayzvideo300710 ай бұрын
I think they just retitled it to scholar lore. I don't any back story though. 😊
@Shadakiwolfen19 ай бұрын
@heatrayzvideo3007 they changed the voice too.
@zer00rdie7 ай бұрын
I'll fucking fight for this to stay up, best channel ever.
@jaydenwarnke6417 ай бұрын
What really doomed them was using DAs name in the channel title. This one will likely do the same, but later because it doesn't practically flag itself.
@BoOb-yd4dk4 ай бұрын
@@zer00rdieuh huh
@CyberData410 ай бұрын
Ok. I don’t know much about 40k but I thought I knew the basics but…. This. Is. Terrifying.
@austintaylor137810 ай бұрын
Wonderful job. Push your lore videos just like this. Explore interesting overarching topics that allows you to bring in more and more lore ❤ explore excerpts, champions of the galaxy, and most unique monsters 👹
@seanbrazell709510 ай бұрын
Say what you will of the Grandfather, but his little nurgglings are almost worth the cost of admission.
@drTERRRORRR4 ай бұрын
You've outdone yourself this time,my man! This is beyond great!
@stephenaustin1427 ай бұрын
I found NURGLE to be much more disturbing than I previously thought , thank for your narration 👍
@batman8ish2 ай бұрын
“So despair and in your despair find your purpose” never related to such quote like this one .
@TheBastardWombatKing9 ай бұрын
There is some disagreement about Nergal being the oldest. The grandfather title is possibly a misnomer. I think he should be the oldest as well. Lutien has expounded on this and he is the most well researched commentator in my opinion. Much love to you as well,Iterator. I have many and varied sources.❤️
@Pro88teC10 ай бұрын
Damn. 2 hours. Can't wait to hear it
@kyle10810 ай бұрын
2hrs of Nurgle! S-Rank content brah 🙏
@Tommytakanawa9 ай бұрын
Yah bruh bruh
@jenolaszlo216710 ай бұрын
Second fav channel after fall of civilizations
@TealWolf264 ай бұрын
That's a great one.
@Spodo_Komodo9 ай бұрын
1:21:45 Nurgling WHAT
@MARStheFORSAKEN10 ай бұрын
While the other gods plot,fight and seduce to achieve there goals Nurgle needs only wait and his will is done.
@be139410 ай бұрын
Burggle Burp Fart Shart. Translation: Well Done MY Child.
@PrimitiveWretch3 ай бұрын
Finally some good lore to sleep to 😊
@ashwilliams608010 ай бұрын
This is so good, it can't be legal. Man somebody's gonna be mad. LOL
@JasoniusRexington17 күн бұрын
Nurgle: God of Entropy and therefore, God of Inevitability.
@INVESTIGATE-031110 ай бұрын
Much love G appreciate the vids
@Te_Barbell_Bard3 ай бұрын
Plague Marines: shits on a Dreadnaught +10 poison damage Papa Nurgle is pleased
@donshipman844110 ай бұрын
Nurgle artwork looks like a cannibal corpse album cover
@Alexeimakarov24810 ай бұрын
Nurgle has become the subject of popularity among the meme culture and was associated with the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020 due to being the Chaos God of plagues, diseases and illnesses. Warhammer fans would often make jokes on the Anti-Vaxxer Movement related to Nurgle.
@cthulawha9 ай бұрын
Except COVID was a failure in the Grandfathers eyes and he disavows any part of making it
@hunterledford-mq9ij9 ай бұрын
Heretics 🔥🔥🔥
@TheHaughtyOsprey8 ай бұрын
Somebody got their boosters.
@Aqueox7 ай бұрын
@@TheHaughtyOspreyIt’d be a miracle if the boosted one is still breathing my air.
@ngkngk8756 ай бұрын
No refunds vaxxie
@missingjupiter10906 ай бұрын
I’d love more videos like this with the other chaos gods
@ImperialIterator6 ай бұрын
Coming soon ;)
@leyrua2 ай бұрын
I love how he sounds 50% benevolent (in a horrifyingly eldritch sort of way) and 50% classic nightmarishly evil and sadistic.
@александрдозоров-г3б4 ай бұрын
its strange that nurgle doesnt interract with orcs. i thought plauge goes good along with mushrooms or whatever the orc genesis. what are the lore thoughts on alliance?
@UnholyWrath32772 ай бұрын
Chaos gods would on average rather avoid gork and mork
@lauriepenner3503 ай бұрын
My spicy hot take on the Great Game is that Nurgle has already won. His victory is inevitable. Even if all sentient life in the galaxy was extinguished, there would still be life, death and rot.
@Syphonfllter23 күн бұрын
What about the Necrons, and the remaining Ctan? I dunno... Nurgle is pretty cool though.
@carljhirst10 ай бұрын
oh oh! I put the Cadia video on, for my stepson to sleep to, and this came on. I think he is asleep now. Gulp!
@DarrenMalin10 ай бұрын
Papa Nurgle loves you :)
@dsuttler2 ай бұрын
This writing is chefs kiss
@redcell285210 ай бұрын
This video is straight up fire! 🔥 Just pull out a tom cruise and keep them hits coming!" The hits!"
@1oflegion10 ай бұрын
This is bad ass🍻bless the miracles of the grandfather 🥳
@aarondavis66082 ай бұрын
They were called the Dusk Raiders, not twilight raiders.😅
@sakarihannula8510 ай бұрын
"Nurgling rapists " breaks the enemy morale at time 1:21:51 😅
@Kaziglu18 ай бұрын
When the bad guy low key makes sense...
@NavyVet495510 ай бұрын
Was this channel under a different name before? I though I was already subscribed.
@TheEyez18710 ай бұрын
I think it was called Attenboroguh lore?
@useruseruseruseruser7909 ай бұрын
This is a WHK40 lore masterpiece. Thankyou for your efforts.
@AhrimansSeed2 ай бұрын
36:37 lol Little mailbox
@Darkmatter1052 ай бұрын
I dry heaved during the description of nurgle.
@robpatterson31336 ай бұрын
This big play list will have me listening for a while. Keep this up your channel rocks
@AdeptusChiller6 ай бұрын
The moment someone get a dump he was there.
@darkgoth6910 ай бұрын
This stuff is great man.
@Wolfspaule3 ай бұрын
Nurgle is love, Nurgle is life!
@hanslim40312 ай бұрын
What text is this from? or was it self created?
@mojo_joju3 ай бұрын
The Nurglings kinda remind me of the grunts from Halo
@JamesRamey-r8u9 ай бұрын
Yeah this man is a master narrator and just a treasure to the Anglican culture.
@KossolaxtheForesworn10 ай бұрын
I suppose isha does make the perfect wife for nurgle, as goddess of fertility her children are truly boundless, and as goddess of fertility she cannot hate the life that exists thanks to her self. so even the worst disease, maggot and corpse fly is embraced by her. she is also goddess of harvest, nature, life, growth and healing. everything but the last works in tandem with nurgle. she and he are one in nature. she and he are one in life and death, she and he are one in growth and in harvest. why would she whisper cures into the universe like the eldar claim her to do when her happiness could clearly not be more boundless as wife to nurgle.
@TealWolf264 ай бұрын
Huh. What does Nurgle think about memetics, infohazards and mental diseases?
@jansandman698310 ай бұрын
Remember kids Nurgle loves you.
@borisbadaxe967810 ай бұрын
Grandfather Nurgle! 😊
@inquisitorkrieger817110 ай бұрын
Your channel is so cool. Thanks for what you do.
@qigonglungz10 ай бұрын
You know you are good at voicework when such rancid subject matter equals 2 hours of audio pleasure!!! You and Baldy should team up! I would love for you two to do something with Fabius Bile and Belarius Cawl... Or Trazyn vs. Orokin... I know both stories but you guys could smash those tales id gladly listen to that!
@I3erzerker10 ай бұрын
lol
@tsoliot591310 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it's a paid voice actor reading a script. I've heard him elsewhere.
@Exhaustedshu10 ай бұрын
Bro it's A.I are you dumb
@venga39 ай бұрын
@@tsoliot5913lol
@floeckchen66610 ай бұрын
Damn, this is so well done.
@garysuarez96148 ай бұрын
Winnie the Pooh is getting all philosophical and such...
@eddiebendigo73176 ай бұрын
You really turned up the tempo on the boice for this one
@ReReNoodle8 ай бұрын
I didn't know asmons editor was a 40k fan
@DarrenTiffney-tq8xx9 ай бұрын
I was Catholic,I think I want to throw my lot in with Nergul now
@paumen933010 ай бұрын
Thats some good content, would love the other gods from you too :D
@abdelrahmanmustafa89378 ай бұрын
I like how Nurgle has a gordian knot in his navel
@zombie938 ай бұрын
playback at.75 speed is better. .90 would be perfect..
@empireschild110 ай бұрын
Praise the grandfather the lord of rebirth!
@thememe9869 ай бұрын
Nurgle is basically plague Jesus. His offer is salvation and hope, which coincidentally is exactly what Christianity offers in essence. So plague Jesus isn't inaccurate. 😂
@Vaul_Fusbin9 ай бұрын
this was awesome!
@brothersplay15418 ай бұрын
Nurgle would love the flood from halo 😂
@shizumaakiyama31293 ай бұрын
This seems as Nurgle paid you for a good review 😅 great video.
@panicfarm98748 ай бұрын
Nurgle has never seen a Female space marine ( that’s been there since the start DEFINITELY)as it will spell the death of it or end
@tonypagano38467 ай бұрын
I identify my religion as a follower of nurgle
@AnimeShinigami13Ай бұрын
A beast of nurgle on the planet Gevoudon? OMG GW you have a dark sense of humor!!! tell me, did the Beast of Nurgle on the planet of Gevoudon have a cold wet nose? or some toe beans? Also you don't have to describe the great unclean, we just elected one to the highest office in the land! XE
@tomg43245 ай бұрын
Nurgle is what I call my left ball, splurgel is my cok
@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt3 ай бұрын
Nuttin like naming them coggenbols
@Countblacula692 ай бұрын
What do you call right ball
@NorthernXY10 ай бұрын
You needs to slow down the audio slightly.
@FnRenner10 ай бұрын
You can slow down the audio on your end...
@yoloswag_81729 ай бұрын
Catchup rookie 😂
@knotandtie9 ай бұрын
.75 speed
@Dr.eeeeeeeeeeevil8 ай бұрын
Agreed .PERIOD... PEOPLE are jus lazy these days smh
@NorthernXY8 ай бұрын
@@Dr.eeeeeeeeeeevil Not about being lazy. How many documentaries have you listened to by the narrator?
@nogamenolife70510 ай бұрын
A very social faction tbf. Little cuties.
@katherinewagner82710 ай бұрын
Keep up the good work
@truthjustice64548 ай бұрын
Peculiar interpretation, Daemonical pestilence and Cosmic Entropy are most certainly not synonymous 😊
@captainfalcon7202 ай бұрын
Such is the will of the emperor
@orthoff1237 ай бұрын
ABSULUT GREAT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@pasteghost4282 ай бұрын
Im over halfway finished with this video and i need to take a break for a vomit session. 5 stars
@m0b1u5j3t10 ай бұрын
GD that intro goes WAY too hard!
@TheBastardWombatKing9 ай бұрын
Just realized that Nurgle is kinda the hippie of chaos. Groan.
@bobbysalkeld263410 ай бұрын
Kinda sounds like some Tzeentchian warpery got mixed in here.
@user-vh3lm3qo4t10 ай бұрын
I'm sold!
@mrbuck50597 ай бұрын
This is why the Astra Militarum needs to clean their barracks. Isnt there somebody as powerful as Doomslayer to take take these 4 gods on? Cant a BFG kill Nurgle? 😅