@@fixituplefty3730 but he was lying you see. And tzeentch knew this and we knew that so we prepared early be taking Donatellos anal flaps as a wind sail through the barring sea 🫡
@kiepyon17 ай бұрын
I still is
@Chaos_Undivided_Geese7 ай бұрын
Well played.
@charlesthomson84345 ай бұрын
Tzeentch getting his arse beat "Every thing is going excatly as planned"
@ValeriaStrange-cm6qo4 ай бұрын
lol
@1LLog1K6 ай бұрын
If the CorpseEmperor and Tzeentch had a conversation, Tzeentch would mock the Emperor by telling him, truthfully, that more beings wish for freedom from the machinations of the big E, than of Tzeentch himself.
@AngusMcBride-xc3lh4 ай бұрын
W take
@Dot_FLP7 ай бұрын
If "Don't let them know your next move" was a deity
@MYJEWISHLAMPSHADES2 ай бұрын
😁
@018music0187 ай бұрын
This is awesome, there isn't enough out there on tzeentch!
@twizt1117 ай бұрын
YOU MADE IT PRONOUCE TZEENTCH hey thats pretty good
@twizt1117 ай бұрын
11:12 oops fail
@sylvia_laroux7 ай бұрын
In His own words: "Just. As. Planned."
@karlswansson7 ай бұрын
Jeez. It’s a bit jarring but it’s no big deal 😂
@1LLog1K6 ай бұрын
Just take out the T's. EasyPeasy TzeentchySqueezy
@sheevpalpatine21286 ай бұрын
Jeanch 😂 my name is Gene Chhhh
@verdigris14577 ай бұрын
When you thought you just got me checkmated in 4D chess but really you just lost because I was playing 5D chess but really I just turned into a slimy pile of guts because Tzeentch was playing 7D or 9D chess depending on the point of view
@voidofhope62597 ай бұрын
Tzeentch just like to stir the pot, sometimes even his own, just because he can.
@rayquevedo23567 ай бұрын
Glad you're back was missing the daily uploads
@whooll6 ай бұрын
One of my favorite 40k channels by far
@Tarvitz927 ай бұрын
Saw tzeentch pop up on my notifications, instant click.
@xxArCxxWavExx7 ай бұрын
Same
@Eleolius7 ай бұрын
You should count to 9 instead.
@heatrayzvideo30077 ай бұрын
All part of the plan
@Justadonkey7 ай бұрын
@heatrayzvideo3007 Damn you beat me to it I challenge you to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
@dinokknd7 ай бұрын
The notification changed before I could click it.
@austintaylor13786 ай бұрын
The thousand sons are the ONLY legion I feel sorry for that were traitors. They were destroyed by the Emperors Custodes and an entire legion of wolves plus sisters of battle. From their perspective, the imperium tried to kill them. The rest of the traitors were pretty “all in” for rebellion. Thousand sons got into it for revenge Edit: Sisters of Silence. Also every other legion. All of them. Would have lost to the space wolves and their allies if that assault was on another world. Valdor and his custodes plus warp negation and a legion of astartes would kill any primarch and his legion in a conventional way. Custodes as a full Dread Host alone is enough without any back up. They’d kill whatever primarch and their legion. Custodes are just so much better than an astartes. What humans are to space marines they are to the golden host
@averyevans79504 ай бұрын
Just to add on too add insults to injury the big E told Magnus that he would forgive him and let him back into the imperium ( hell if I remember right he even showed him his vision of the future) if he killed his entire legion who at this point had yet to truly do anything wrong.
@jayadevs2814 ай бұрын
@@averyevans7950the road to hell is always paved with good intentions
@ace_v29053 ай бұрын
They did make a couple of bonehead decisions, but yeah I mostly feel for them too.
@arianjohnson2722 ай бұрын
Custodes would not beat a primarch and a legion. It’s been stated they are strong a 1 but they don’t know and can’t fight together because that’s not what they were designed for. Their amazing for 1v1 but terrible in all out firefight with a team
@EdricLysharae6 ай бұрын
Tzeentch is the gamer who never finishes games. Play on!
@BirdOfHermes83Ай бұрын
Damn, I do that all the time. But I'll finish them at one point.
@Randy-jw3vh6 ай бұрын
Placing nurglings aka whoopie cushions on Khornes thrown is priceless
@Scowleasy6 ай бұрын
The whole idea of "Tzeentch always self defeats" and "Tzeentch has no end goal and plans for the sake of planning" is always presented as an ambigious possibility if its ever brought up, but people treat it like 100% gospel truth. People never cite an actual source for it. It’s essentially meme lore and I’m tired of hearing it repeated ad nauseum.
@sonicsucks206 ай бұрын
Tzeentch is doing his job making you see the lies as truths.
@GameHammerCG5 ай бұрын
Just as Tzeentch would want it.
@5000Seabass4 ай бұрын
Stay tired, a mere mortal need not comprehend such things.
@alexmartin31433 ай бұрын
Weaving chaos all up in those thoughts, brother…
@BacaryLasagne4 ай бұрын
Tzeentch would approve of the multitude of different ways Tzeentch is pronounced in this video
@whoshotashleybabbitt49243 ай бұрын
Its subtle yet wonderful.
@jwins047 ай бұрын
Favorite Chaos God, thank you!
@Strawberrymilkdrink6 ай бұрын
"tzeentch is ever changing" tzeentch: you know what? for that I'll change history so I always looked like this screw you
@Spyderinagourd6 ай бұрын
Awesome an hour 16 of contradictions, entirely incomprehensible, thanks very much
@dorkydragon50557 ай бұрын
Grampas yelling at the birds again Nergi vs Tzee
@Jimmy-p9n7 ай бұрын
Most interesting of the demon gods
@shared-knowledge7 ай бұрын
Magnus the red AKA The space chicken or Red Rooster or the Follower of the great cluck macaw
@cassobandz7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@666themadrussian7 ай бұрын
Bawk mawga?!?!
@weaviejeebies6 ай бұрын
I'm waiting for Tzeench to follow his own principle and metamorphose into a good god. Like, I want him to go through a 99 year Gary Stu cycle. I want to see Tzeench settle into deep contemplation of a galaxy free of existential strife. A place where the Necrons have found their flesh and souls again and live to create beautiful art and the Tyrannids have been defused into nonviolent agricultural swarms that rehabilitate the scorched and toxic worlds to be paradise for organic life. A galaxy where humanity is free from the miserable autophagy and stifling theocracy it's mired in. Then I want Tzeench to startle awake only to be soothed by a minion that he'd fallen asleep and dreamed it all. He'd respond with how that much good was overwhelming change, not his usual subtle tinkering, but it's not that the whole idea was actually wrong. Then he'd emanate 9 companions for Gulliman, battle houris as powerful and inspiring as St. Celestine whose faith is unshakably rooted in science and logic; 9 sorcerers with the virtue and psychic power of the Emperor would have if he actually was perfectly good, and 99,999 ships each capable of being taken by a Navigator through an empty hyperspace instead of the Warp. Then he'd sit back and giggle at just how badly the meatballs would use the changes to screw themselves even harder.
@batman4ever6666 ай бұрын
Really cool! Thanks for the video!
@michaeldaignault69176 ай бұрын
"The Lord of Entropy " is the sickest title...
@robdeskrd5 ай бұрын
but its Nurgle who represents entropy, Tzeench is the opposite of entropy
@peaxce66753 ай бұрын
The fact that Big T is so intelligent that if he was to get a iq test it would be in the quadrillions or even beyond that is mind boggling in itself
@cogline97 ай бұрын
Was the changing of the thumbnail pic every hour or so planned? If so, genius move! If not it still works for a Tzeentch vid.
@BirdOfHermes83Ай бұрын
Nergling woopie cushions is @#$%&*× hilarious! I think the Trickster might be my favorite character just for that!
@Phil-D834 ай бұрын
A time warp into the past could prevent the heresy and get the necron pylons up and running to contain the inmaterium
@mgtowmonkapprenticegang84266 ай бұрын
Tzeentch is the most complex chaos God
@andrewramsey42596 ай бұрын
Just realized something . With cawl creating the primaris Marines ( even if it was on with the emperor) he technically glorified tzeech
@michaelooi98486 ай бұрын
Oh Tzeentch! Oh lord of Gacha! Let each pack opened, Be a prayer onto thou.
@Skerra-kk6sm6 ай бұрын
I know it would never happen but technically there should be a "God of love and hope" in the warp since the warp isn't actually evil. It's just a distorted reflection of emotion.
@ImperialIterator6 ай бұрын
We already have Slaanesh :)
@Skerra-kk6sm6 ай бұрын
@@ImperialIterator lol. I said love not lust and depravity. Although I suppose they could be the same thing for some people
@alexmartin31433 ай бұрын
Yeah but he gets picked on and doesn’t come outside…
@joshuakuehn3 ай бұрын
Well opposite of lust and depravity is love and hope? Could argue that Big E is the chaos God of that lol
@Erebdai3 ай бұрын
Tzeentch on Tuesdays and Thursdays puts on an ork Mask and talks to Ghazgul Thraka
@leyrua2 ай бұрын
He is basically a REVERSE Xanatos Gambit: all paths lead to inevitable incompletion of his plots, because completion equals death.
@adriankeirle41042 ай бұрын
The Chaos God of Hope. You will strive for the hope of a better tomorrow, but he'll never let you have it. If you had it you'd have nothing to hope for.
@bossshun925 күн бұрын
Every Greater Daemon and Daemon Prince of Tzeentch can see as far as the future will let them. They have powers that are beyond thought and can wield the warp with ease. Only Tzeentch knows how it will end and prevents it to keep the future ever changing.
@valcanoman18296 ай бұрын
Tzeentch is saying: Just as always planned hehehe. Great video on the Chaos God knowledge and ambition that you do know that he is also the god of hope. I would want to have a video on the Chaos God of Pleasure and Pride who is called the Prince of Pleasure named Slaanesh and her Demons lore. Please make it!
@scottbegley17196 ай бұрын
Focuses on the micro while operating in the macro. Joy!
@1LLog1K6 ай бұрын
Lol Cheench From Cheench and Chog
@1Plebeian18 күн бұрын
Asmongold's editor knows a lot about warhammer.
@Azonavox3 ай бұрын
I always feel bad for Magnus. He really did try to do his best and warn everyone of the impending tragedy of the Horusy, but dear old dad didn’t tell him he was in the webway and so his psychic message cause that massive warp hole because of poor fatherly communication. Things would have been so different if Dear old Dad had just talked to his kids.
@samualwilliamson3696 ай бұрын
The 1000 sun space Marines are fucking awesome one of my favorites
@gravewalkers7 ай бұрын
Tzeentch should be the creator of the Tyranids.
@fouzaialaa79626 ай бұрын
considering that the tyranids avoid chaos , i dont think so , the nids are from outside the milky way, they are foreigner to the galaxy,and everyone in the galaxy agrees that bugs shouldnt get that big
@gravewalkers6 ай бұрын
@@fouzaialaa7962 NOT eating their maker is evidence? Lol. Not from outside the galaxy since it would be a billion year flight.. but they arrive on 4 sides at the same time?
@fouzaialaa79626 ай бұрын
@@gravewalkers oh god ,you have no idea do you !!! 60 million years ago the silent king put the necrons to sleep and went outside the milky way to explore i guess , he found the void between galaxies infested with nids , he came back running to wake up his army's to fight the nids , the skilly bois that killed literal gods (c'tan) ,their king came back running to wake up his army .... thats how frightening the nids are ,and yes the nids are capable of faster then light travel ,and yes they come from beyond our galaxie ,and yes they are all connected to the same hive mind (it makes sense to attack all at once),some say these are just the scout forces ,and some say they devoured other galaxy's and just waiting for a signal wish the pheros device provided ,and some say they are running away from something even more frightening .... the nids are the worst thing that happend to the milky way
@fouzaialaa79626 ай бұрын
@@gravewalkers the nids avoid chaos becoz they dont provide bio mass ,since demons turn into ash and just disappear while a single plague marine is so infested that the nids cant consume it , the nids made hive fleet kronos to deal with chaos ,but the hive fleets will actively avoid the necrons and chaos as much as they can
@valcanoman18296 ай бұрын
Tzeentch and the Tyranid hive mind will get along perfectly well.
@kennethquinnies60232 ай бұрын
Send the entire Legion of the Damned into Tzeentch's realm and see how much of it gets destroyed.
@joet3694 ай бұрын
Tzeentch make me loose my head. I like
@88thSeigeArmy4 ай бұрын
My favourite God of Chaos, my favourite God altogether
@Grant918TulsaАй бұрын
5:16 That's what's up
@emiliogonzalez95554 ай бұрын
I changed my mind. My my mind changed me. We are not the same.
@waffleboard23 ай бұрын
Tzeentch is cool because no matter what happens he can say I told you so
@KrusherMike7 ай бұрын
A shekel to The Merchants Guild
@darth_olomew6 ай бұрын
Nyarlethotep meets the Joker
@thrillhelm419Ай бұрын
>Perhaps the best way to characterize Tzeentch, is not to characterize him at all Blue
@d3AdLyf33 ай бұрын
God, no pun intended. So good.
@ourcommonancestry60257 ай бұрын
The problem with tzeentch is that the whole faction is not relatable to anyone. Everyone feels wrath and bloodlust, its natural to understand Khorne... the desire to do do very very well, perfection, that saucy dish... everyone knows that to understand Slaanesh... That one kid who won;t take a shower and stinks or the time you drop a deuce and leave it there for someone else to discover... everyone can understand Nurgle... But the whole thing about being able to pull impossibility from the aether and have it more impactful than magic, the sociopathic desire to manipulate others and plot schemes... ain't no one can understand that except the people that will never play 40k.
@InfiniteMonkeysSA7 ай бұрын
Tzeentch appeals to me because of the "seeking knowledge" thing. If I lived in the 40k universe I'd want to know what the fuck was really going on, and Tzeentch could be a path to that. I hate the Thousand Suns' egyptian helmets though so I can't collect them 😢
@MrTkentgens7 ай бұрын
Everyone know they wanted something changed
@cogline97 ай бұрын
Sweet summer child. Don't ever change!
@ourcommonancestry60257 ай бұрын
@@InfiniteMonkeysSA Thoth and the stories about the Emerald Tablets and hermetic revelations is the background from which the thousand sons is based.... I don;t know why the sculptures went full Egyptian tho... Recommend you check out the Thoth and Hermetic Tablets stories on line somewhere then you too may find yourself wearing one of those helmets just because.
@ourcommonancestry60257 ай бұрын
@@MrTkentgens Yea but chage is just a side effect, the machinations of Tzeentch might be understood by some fans but I find that hottie in yoga pants with a lobster arm way more intriguing than mr. maybe yes maybe no TTS guy.
@mgtowmonkapprenticegang8426Ай бұрын
Tzeentch I'm coming back. I have girls. Alochol. Drugs. I've got it all. What's left
@kiepyon17 ай бұрын
Yes I worship him lol
@Dietrich_Kaufmann2 ай бұрын
The Tau are probably the most popular faction for Tzeentch 🧐the Greater Good makes for easy manipulation, especially when the Greater Good incentivizes sharing knowledge and technology
@A5p3r07hАй бұрын
1:16:49
@alteredbeast71454 ай бұрын
The war of the false Angel was good. Gloria in excelsis Dio, gloria in excelsis Terra.
@HorizonIsHere13377 ай бұрын
Awesome
@DV0lD4 ай бұрын
None of the chaos gods were born from any connection to terra as it takes a lot more than a single tiny pointless world to create a chaos god in 40k. The war in heaven created the conditions that lead to all the chaos gods apart from the galaxy wide eldar empire that created slaanesh. The middle ages or any of that on terra didn't have anything to do with tzeench. Good vid
@Okkusen6 ай бұрын
Decard Cain, walked there also?....hmm no wonder 🙂
@mariebcfhs9491Ай бұрын
He's actually Alluminum, not Zinc
@Nishom09266 ай бұрын
All part of my Plan😏🤨🤔🤫😲😩🥴 😔
@Justaman-yk9cxАй бұрын
Tzeentch is cool 😎. What if the Emperor and Tzeentch switch places? Humans ruled by what is the embodiment of alien. And Chaos ruled by what is pure human. Nobody likes it. That's how you know it's the right choice. 😆
@meercm7 ай бұрын
Just as planned.
@DustyLeeSledge6 ай бұрын
He has ignored me my whole life, I'm to stupid to understand why.
@scotty225020 күн бұрын
hey hey people, seth here.
@dylan__dog3 ай бұрын
Next do a video on one of the forgotten Warp Gods, Jesus. With Christianity confirmed as being a thing in the universe, Jesus, at some point, likely existed in the warp as a minor God.
@Kidddeath423 ай бұрын
I have no clue where to start im new and just randomly selecting and listening to lore anyone able to help a varlet out😂
@jamesteegardner22732 ай бұрын
In my head cannon, Khorne calls him a nerd every time he sees him!
@theodorebear67142 ай бұрын
*Tzeentch planned for you to read this.* 🙏
@cb22916 ай бұрын
Yes but the contradictions of tzeentch sounds just like what the emperor spoke to Guilliman
@drmp54507 ай бұрын
No way this choas God could be stopped. Change is natural and will forever be.
@itsmefirefox7 ай бұрын
And so is decay and creation, so he got to get past grandpa nergul
@fouzaialaa79626 ай бұрын
the emperor could defeat any chaos god in a 1 on 1 fight , hell ,he might even be able to kill slanesh and nurgle together , the problem starts when 2 or more decide to gang up on big E ,remember, he burned the garden of nurgle to dust without him even being there (by possessing girly man). so yes ,tzeentch can be absolutely stopped ..... none of the gods will die outright ,but they can be kept at bay with them causing minimal to no damage to humanity .....
@Dietrich_Kaufmann2 ай бұрын
Assuming Tzeench only affects or has interests in sentient life, the Inquisition and/or Grey Knights could release a bunch of creatures from Catachan at the entrance 😂 (robots would be the obvious choice, but those are illegal in the Imperium)
@setsunatenma94675 ай бұрын
The middle ages tzeetch lore is retconed out. It was bullshit and made no sense anyway.
@fouzaialaa79626 ай бұрын
i wasn't going to watch this video !! but i changed my mind !!
@nachtmacher62377 ай бұрын
😊
@MYJEWISHLAMPSHADES2 ай бұрын
MY GOD ... ITS ME 😮
@Eleonora_16p7 ай бұрын
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@kurtru5selcrowe6076 ай бұрын
I am Alpharius.
@DonnaWilliams-n5r3 ай бұрын
Wilson Linda Rodriguez Donald Anderson Kevin
@Chaos_Undivided_Geese7 ай бұрын
Less than 2 minutes in & "liked"
@fluffs12436 ай бұрын
v
@helloidharbl67535 ай бұрын
Man you got the cadence and inflection very wrong with this one.
@911hotsam5 ай бұрын
Dont Tzeentch followers all have rainbow hair and take hormones?
@ValeriaStrange-cm6qo4 ай бұрын
Some of them like slannesh instead, not me personally, i like tzeentch, but others