Anatomy and Biology of a Primarch (Warhammer 40K)

[@Mastice81]

Apparently, if you're a Primarch you can do almost everything! Apart from scratching your armpits...

[@nutbug445]

Pinned

[@TheWoblinGoblin]

the weak spot

[@URKCEHinoSuu]

Who said you couldn't move the muscle underneath the itch to scratch it, or be so immune that you never get itchy? 😂

[@jc7997aj]

Chaos gift You're entire body is an arm pit. So you can easily scratch it.

[@pmc1727]

You could develop a device that requires that 5 criminals be lobotomized that would scratch it for you.

[@Bertobot12]

Angron was supposed to be the most empathetic one until the Nails messed him up ❤😢

[@justinmaitland7335]

I feel angron would have lead the loyalists had the lobotomy and nails not happened

[@Hereforthelols]

When u force healers to build full DPS…its just not gonna end well

[@guilledcf1547]

that's wishful heresy

[@jacoboddie5364]

​@@theMedicatedCitizenhe was THIS close to regionals :(

[@styve6205]

dear god what a perfect way to put that@@Hereforthelols

[@eiric6958]

Lorgar's shiny head is the beacon that Corvus follows in the warp😂

[@nutbug445]

The chaostronomican

[@eiric6958]

@@nutbug445 😂

[@akumaking1]

@@nutbug445and that’s how Chaos Forces traverse the Warp without relying on the Astronimicon or Daemons.

[@iconicjet3043]

Its probably not that shiny considering all the crow shit on his head

[@eiric6958]

@@iconicjet3043 hahahahahahaa

[@exelibrium]

"Lorgar has a shiny bold head" casually moves on 😂

[@theskywookie929]

the side by size comparison of each being is hilarious lmao astartes with shoulders the shape of their shoulder plates, thunder warriors with tiny heads, the primarch with massive hands and forearms, custodes with cone-shaped heads. so funny.

[@trobert132]

and also, how the fuck are regular humans supposed to be the same height as an Astartes when they are 7ft average?!

[@theskywookie929]

@@trobert132 yeah that too lol i think it may have been a meme comparison

[@gabrielet.6412]

@@theskywookie929 you think?

[@tfan2222]

You guys do realize it’s a meme-ified version of an actual scale chart, right?

[@theskywookie929]

@@tfan2222 yeah obviously

[@NobodyDungeons]

A lot of this information is regarding space marines not primarchs. Contrary to this video Primarchs do not possess additional organs, but are more similar to custodes in that their normal organs are just way better. Its more appropriate to think of the primarchs like enhanced versions of custodes rather than space marines.

[@wizzolo]

I believe primarchs have the extra organs, that's where the geneseed come from. They at least have two hearts, so it's plausible to infer they also have the original version of the other geneseed upgrades that astartes get.

[@nolanbaker2360]

Primarchs are not even close to human on the inside. I believe it's when horus is stabbed by the nurgle governor his apothecaries open him up and have no idea what is going on inside him. Organs they can't comprehend

[@Stringfellow-xo6do]

@@wizzolo In multiple sources a primarch is referred to as having 1 heart and 2 lungs like a normal human, their organs are just superior in every way. The duel between the Khan and Mortarion during the siege of Terra details the damage to the Khans body including his "perforated heart".

[@GamerTheTurtle]

primarchs have human proportions and dont have that roided out look either

[@Katsura_Otoko]

I dont play warhammer, i wouldnt even call myself a fan, but i love the lore..i recently came across it, and its fucking sick and i cant stop watching these videos..sorry to the real fans..

[@goofygoober420]

I was just like you, now I'm a fan who can't wait to play the video games. Still a noob on the lore but to be honest the lore is so extensive I'll always be a noob to some degree lol. Emperor protects

[@thirdafrican1947]

@@goofygoober420 so many of us who are getting into warhammer 40k before the game, FOR THE EMPEROR

[@Psycho5992]

They found all 21 primarchs, but 2 with their chapters were wiped out and their histories expunged.

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

wonder if that means they were executed

[@nolanbaker2360]

​@@MGrey-qb5xzone was purged one was forgotten as far as the lore says lol

[@vanderwallstronghold8905]

​@@nolanbaker2360and the Furry killed one

[@frenchy0411]

@@MGrey-qb5xzthey were! Roubute and malcador agreed that erasing the other primarchs existence from the rest would be better. Until rogal and malcador talk about it resulting in malcador returning Rogal’s erased memories and he also agreed that forgetting was better.

[@livingghost7975]

The armor the primarchs use is similar to that of the custodes which did not require a black caripase.

[@velstadtvonausterlitz2338]

Custodes use black carapace. The moment you see holes on someone's torso, it's a black carapace installation. The Primarchs use black carapace as well, and guilliman had a modified version to keep him alive.

[@secondarytrollaccount]

Sanguinius tanking a greater demon, demon angron, and millions of traiter astartes and lesser demons in one battle before going to fight chaos horus and actually doing damage has to mean the writers wanted to give him krork dna. Also custodes dont have pin heads like in that emperor size comparison. Their helmets yeah but that would be seen as xeno mutation.

[@JCif92]

How does that mean they wanted to give him krork dna?

[@secondarytrollaccount]

@@JCif92 because he's op. Hyperbole

[@gabrielet.6412]

my guy i hope you joking on the custodes one , that image comparison is obviously a meme cant you see they are all deformed

[@secondarytrollaccount]

@@gabrielet.6412 my b you right. The emperor was the only one that didn't look like a deformed ogryn. Had to do a double take on that one.😂

[@tfan2222]

“Millions of traitor astartes…” No. The astartes, in total, would’ve been lucky to hit even 2-3 million over the course of the *entire* great crusade.

[@MWH12085]

The Lost were recovered. #2 was found right after Russ. #11 was apparently found much later, like before Corvis apparently.

[@donshipman8441]

“Alpharius and Omegon were peeping Tom’s’ LOL!!!! That was hilarious bro

[@borisdorofeev5602]

Lmao you used the obviously photoshopped size comparison making Dorne look like a gorilla, give Custodes cone heads, give thunder warriors tiny brains, Primaris long shlongs, Astartes firtsborn deformed shoulders the same hight as a regular human. Tabletop-wise this is extremely accurate.

[@artoturunen4816]

3:08 that image is cursed

[@revenanlone8974]

Angron wasnt dumb ... he lituraly missing part of his brain.

[@HolyMith]

He was dumb, but he wasn't born that way. He got dumbified by the elite of Nuceria.

[@vanderwallstronghold8905]

8:22 I keep forgetting that Morty is also slightly Psyker.

[@lockiet7227]

Lorgar’a special ability: a bald head

[@MadHax-wt5tl]

It wasn't just bald, it was shiny too, there is a difference!

[@prophet4722]

3:14 wtf is up with Dorn 😂😂😂

[@KuddlesbergTheFirst]

Dorn, Russ, and Lionel were the best lie detectors among the Primarchs, but Perturabo deceives them in a way Alpharius could not?

[@CallmeKenneth-tb1zb]

Jesus Christ, that picture around the three minute mark is all kinds of wrong, and I'm not just talking about its art style. Astartes the same height as a baseline human? Dude, you're making this up as you go along. There is no canonical source for the anatomy of a Primarch, there are only things we can infer from the lore, and if you want to prove me wrong, cite your sources in the description.

[@abhijaman4792]

aye.. Nutbug, by mistake i think, used an edited and meme-fied version of Tim Remin's artwork. A quick Google search of the artist's name with keyword "40k size comparison" will produce the unedited artwork and some others. EDIT: Here's some: Human, Space Marine, Primarch i.imgur.com/DZnUJwj.jpg The Primarchs i.redd.it/ff1hzsg6kv3b1.png

[@DoomFinger511]

The comparison chart was obviously a joke. It was a meme.

[@hankj.wimbleton_gamer-madn2412]

nice video bro

[@azraizaini5993]

Can you made video abaout imperium fighter jet

[@vanderwallstronghold8905]

3:08 What in the actual fuck is this scale model?

[@PaulCochrane-e3q]

Russ has a good sense of humour

[@Sstivers90]

3:08 in lore, are marines/ ,custodians actually portrayed in this manner? Elongated head (custodians) no neck primarchs etc….honest question

[@theemperorofmankind3739]

No, that image is hilariously exagerated. They do have their oddities when it comes to looks but it is not to that extent.

[@Sstivers90]

@@theemperorofmankind3739 totally blew my mind when I saw it. Lol thanks for the reply!

[@temwananinkana3419]

Do the primarchs have black callapses to enteract with their armors?

[@OskeeWowWowIllinois]

Vulkan the most based Primarch. Pyro, truly Perpetual immortal, and builds fuckoff powerful weapons.

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

dies trying to kill an ork who still survived

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

wait so primarch after being recruited by the emperor, don't get any space marine esque implants?

[@wizzolo]

primarchs are the source from wich the astartes implants get copied. they have the astartes upgrades already baked in by default

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

@@wizzolo damn so all that power doesn't need any sort of augments, that's crazy

[@qigonglungz]

Ironically, in reality, Vulkan not being "African" is going to be VERY important once 40K hit's pop culture... Just wait... Arch ain't seen nothing yet... lol... It totally works in the universe but let's see what happens... when IP's hit the mass public, all the cringe stuff starts.... Personally, I hope GW doesn't fold when faced with pop culture nuts...

[@wp699]

What you mean that it’s going to be very important? And yes they now have woman custodians. So yes they folded. And now their stock tanked.

[@kahtrellscott1436]

Awesome information thank you

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

Why is there a female anatomical model in the thumbnail? Theyre not capable of bonding with the necessary enhancements.

[@jmc2830]

3:20...please tell me that is a meme and not official material..

[@jeremiahjohnson2784]

More canon than a pirate shop lmfao

[@antonberkbigler5759]

So the primarchs *are* stronger than King Deedeedee…

[@loganmott2015]

What about primarch 0 the pre snaguinius who turned into a human murder machine?

[@BIG.SKIZZO]

wtf at 3:16

[@philb9410]

Have fun finding cover. Plus Astartes are taller the humans!

[@dagnirglaurunga1620]

Made no mention of the Khan.

[@Daintrain2120]

I love how much you hate logar!!😂

[@TrexGrimStud]

right at the being you made a mistake .he found all the primarchs and they fought by the sides of there brothers for many years .also he made 20 . alpharius and omegon are not twins they were originally one person .

[@PaulCochrane-e3q]

Beautiful but vital items missing ie lorgars tattoos

[@timmian85]

I think he only had one pair of wings.

[@MtGuyful]

Primarch abilities: daddy issues

[@Plantedbetta]

They were all aspects of the one ☝️

[@virtual_vanitas]

Wow the chart at 3:19 is just wrong lol 😂

[@vic_con_carne5137]

The body chart is incorrect.

[@Neyreyan]

6:50 why do i hear Angron complaining? probably the worst lore is written for angron

[@wiggy5209]

Well that was a rubbish scale comparison between all the gene enhanced warriors

[@fluffmma9076]

That size scale is WELL OFF😅

[@carlohakens3333]

The side by side comparison drawings are effed up! Primarchs look like monsters, Thunder Warriors have shrunken heads, and Astartes are as tall as humans with shoulders that are shaped like pauldrons. 😂

[@chrismushy3175]

Put some respect on Corvus corax bro lol

[@Masonicon]

How big is Primarch IQs?

[@josephboustany4852]

Us normies have an average of 100 presumably the "lowly" space Marines would be farrrrrr more the custodes even more But the feats attributed to the primarchs are frankly incalculable like guilliman casually organizing the indomitus crusade which is a galactic crusade and he even keep up with "minor" (relatively speaking) events withing the crusade that's just busted

[@ericmacrae6871]

​@@josephboustany4852 well keep in mind that Guillaman was build to do that kind of stuff it is his specialty.

[@josephboustany4852]

@@ericmacrae6871 true bad example but since I haven't read enough of the other primarchs he was the easiest to talk about but even if the others aren't as good as g man in terms of logistics and administration they 100% would outrank everyone else (apart from a few exceptions)

[@ericmacrae6871]

@@josephboustany4852 I understood your point. It is extremely difficult to say what is a *generic* primach strength and weakness since ALL of them have a different strength and weakness. Sanguinius combat ability for ourank than those of Guillaman but Sanguinius won't be able to run an empire the way that Guillaman does. My absoutle favorite example to demonstrate the raw strength of a Primach is Guillaman back handed a Khorn berserker in terminate armor as if it was nothing. Keep in mind it was when he JUST woke up from his 10k year nap and he had NO IDEA what was happening around him. Another strength of a Primach which this video doesn't cover is their aura. Simply having them in the field EVERYONE KNOWS who they are. They can feel their presence. It is especially true for the Primach own SM legions. The Lion for example just needs to look into his son's eyes and they know INSTANTLY what they need to do without saying a word. Here are two example of this instance. Lion appears before Angron to fight him and saved the DA grandmaster Azreal. In the mist of fighting Agron the Lion looks for a brief moement into Azreal eyes and Azreal instantly knew what was the order that his Father wanted which was to evacuate the DA. Keep in mind that Azreal NEVER met the Lion and it was the VERY first time he has ever encounter him. Azreal realize who he was because that what his Geneseed was telling him. Another example is a DA chaplain who was interrogating a Fallen. The Lion shows up behind him and he just put his hands on his shoulder. The chaplain instantly knew that this was the Lion AND the Lion was telling him to standback. Once again there was NO WORD that was exchange. This is the kind of strength that a Primach has.

[@josephboustany4852]

@@ericmacrae6871 that part with Azrael was so cool but when did the lion interact with a DA chaplain? I'm guessing there's a book I missed I'd appreciate if you could tell me it's name Also you reminded of that scene describing guilliman awakening I hadn't read anything of the primarchs before then so my idea of guilliman was that he was the nerd of the group so reading about him tearing through chaos Marines like plasma through butter sent chills down my spine and gave me an idea how god tear even the "weak" primarchs are compared to non primarchs

[@317eltoro]

Lorgar has a shiny bald head 👨🏻‍🦲🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

3:08 bro 😂 no...

[@JDogTBD]

Im not sure your size chart is accurate.

[@zaqmorningstar7055]

So why is The Khan Asian?

[@usmccoop]

Primarchs don't need two hearts... because their skin is BULLETPROOF!!! 🤣

[@pabloble2054]

why did you use the joke meme image to show the bodies? HAHAHAHAHa

[@thedevourer.]

Don't think that's correct about vulkan being black cause of his home planet, as his legion was all back before they even found him. Must be from his gene seed.

[@HolyMith]

True, but they weren't "black" as in African. They had genuinely dark grey skin, and no mention is really made of their facial features.

[@thedevourer.]

@voidragongork in almost every single book about the salamanders I've read I've yet to read about a white one all are black with red eyes

[@thedevourer.]

Also find it funny in most of the audio books they get an African accent lol

[@TrexGrimStud]

its a plot hole they expain why everyone on the planet has that skin tone and eyes .but it doesnt explain why his legion had the same attributes .other then the primarch has those attributes .well i guess it was just luck he lamded on that planet .

[@doombringer3498]

that "all primarchs were more or less perpetuals" is a fun, absurd and probably newer retcon, shamelessly connected with the return of El'Jonson, I guess. Originally all of them wеre tough and tougher than daemonized version of selves, but very mortal if hit with enough force. Kurze survived stabs, shrapnel and bloodloss, but gone in one hit when decapitated. Horus, Guilliman, Fulgrim, Angron, Mortarion were maimed into the comatose deathdoor by toxins, gunshots, blades and sorcery several times. Manus, Omegon, Sanguinius were killed by powersword, chainsaw and lightning claw in their last duel fights. Angron was grafted with implants which killed him slowly if untouched and likely killed him momentally if removed (seems true cause even immortal demon angron was banished when Sanguinius ripped out his electric braids). all but Vulkan, who was for some vague reason made Jason Voorhees primarch by Dan Abnett.

[@HolyMith]

I agree, only Vulkan and maybe Emps (tbd) were perpetuals. Not sure about the daemon primarchs however, since the warp is a tricky bitch and seems to have no problem reincarnating its favourite toys.

[@doombringer3498]

@@HolyMith demon primarchs are as immortal as greater daemons. I.E. physical manifestation bearing the essence can be destroyed and banished, but demon persists as a concept, an idea, and can be brought forth anew when the stars will collide and preparations will be made. Until then Daemon will live in timeless and formless warp.

[@zerrodefex]

I think Vulkan only became a perpetual because of the way he died.

[@Primarch19th]

Dude. SLow down when you talk. It is very hard to understand you. Why are you rushing? Too much coffee?

[@zerrodefex]

Yeah usually people are trying to drag out the length of their KZbin videos.

[@SkyFly19853]

Almost like a Cyborg...

[@josephboustany4852]

Not really the augmentations the primarchs have seem mostly genetic Apart from the black carapace (if they have it)

[@rictusmetallicus]

Adeptus Chemicus Castratus, superhuman, but less than a man.

[@saganenzenieer6785]

*except Angron in each case :))))

[@derpherp4530]

Great content but ...... wtf up with primarch ogre looking body type 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gabrielet.6412]

meme comparison chart lol pinehead custodes

[@davidmacon1138]

Better than MajorKill!

[@vanderwallstronghold8905]

7:02 *B R U H*

[@emperorofmankind779]

18 primarchs -_-

[@michaelhband]

👍👍👍❤❤❤

[@TheRealCatoSicarius]

Do Primarchs poop?

[@hellodelightfulrando]

These are the real questions

[@argeltal_thewordbearer]

If they eat then yes. If they're feed by their armour, in that case it extracts byproducts and filters then. Guilliman literally cannot take his armor off, so i guess, hes on intravascular nutrition now

[@iamablacksabbathsong9765]

@@argeltal_thewordbearer I think they absorbs everything when they eat, when Leman Rus had that eating and drinking contest with the Emperor , they never said either of them needed to use the bathroom or maybe they left that out

[@jarodriguez1975]

Having Primarchs be 10-14 feet tall is very cartoony and I hope they don’t portray them like that in the live action adaptation, if they do 30k stories that is.

[@ShadowofGod616]

Only Vulcan is a perpetual and primarchs aren't immortal Lion is an old man now

[@DoomFinger511]

All the primarchs can live forever (but still be killed), they just can't be reborn from death like Vulcan. It still hasn't been explained why the Lion looks old, while Guilliman didn't when he was revived.

[@TheHungfoo]

haha angron is a dummy!

[@Leman.Russ.6thLegion]

Lmfao. 7:02 7:48

[@gigglehurtz3167]

didnt angron body a titan? was just like...gtfo me

[@zerotwoeto3123]

Vulkan needs to be played by an African decent actor cuz imagine if a white actors paint his face black

[@isaiahknickerbocker6207]

I mean Robert Downey Jr. did for Tropic Thunder, but that was because the character he was playing was supposed to be a dude doing one of the most racist things ever to come outta racist white people Side note I'm a white dude

[@theminichad9312]

Rayan Gosling

[@zerotwoeto3123]

@@theminichad9312 🤣💀

[@jc7997aj]

It's called acting. So they can put on any costume or face and be perfectly ok.

[@zerotwoeto3123]

@@jc7997aj i don't think you understand, it can be ok but media now days won't be ok with it. I mean I loved RDJ in tropic thunder but imagine him doing that role now days.

[@MaxLib]

Lol nice usage of peeping Tom ..

[@hubert891]

Well, the emperor of mankind would have the size of a ... basic human ...but nice emperial cult propaganda

[@s10241875]

Stupid pictures and "lore". Dislike.

[@PaulCochrane-e3q]

Russ has a good sense of humour

[@vanderwallstronghold8905]

8:22 I keep forgetting that Morty is also slightly Psyker.