NYC Subway Compassion

[@charliefromage8038]

“Go somewhere else and commit suicide” - Tracy Morgan

[@B.G.Bandit]

Charlie Fromage 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justkim287]

Charlie Fromage LMAO

[@justkim287]

Charlie Fromage Tracy Morgan I’m deaddddd

[@AyeshaGo]

Everything about this is 10000000000% accurate

[@anthonylittle5515]

Ayesha Go. Why this remind me of coming to America when Eddie was singing

[@shockadelica8661]

Anthony Little 😲 yes!

[@jasonedwards9397]

Damn u look beautiful

[@itsrheachelle]

lmaoo yes!

[@BeatSelectionFromShy]

Damn like I know we all jokin but I feel bad for dude. My he find the help he needs

[@gokermitsewerside358]

shyheim bey he should move somewhere where rent isnt the price of owning a home mfers that depressed cant afford no 1k rent or 2k rent for a 1 or 2 bedroom

[@B.G.Bandit]

Bruh you’re definitely from California 😂😂

[@7mike2300]

cuz was about to kill himself but wanted no parts of the fade

[@jazminmorris5745]

Hit by a train, he'd die almost instantly. He'd feel that ass whooping for three weeks

[@NFLDRAFT2018]

lmfaooooooooooooooo

[@hipoarroy6194]

Jazmin Morris no mames 😆🤣

[@mellyme2184]

Im weaaaak 😂

[@Onserio.]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kayceecee-]

This is the most New York video EVER!!!

[@pseudo4389]

This is accurate as fuck. We're so used to everything, we tune it out. *Unless* it means the trains are delayed! Miss us with that shit

[@nikkinoel2714]

New Yorkers have the BEST accent lets argue

[@shockadelica8661]

Yes we do!

[@EmLoskii]

You Wildin ATL Got Cha Beat

[@EmLoskii]

Us Tru Atl .. Not Jus People Clamin Tha City

[@charlescarter4608]

Yo....go sumwhare else an fuggin awrgue

[@EmLoskii]

Charles Carter yooo SMD FROM DA BACC

[@ThommyMckGoaty]

We can’t afford showtime fam

[@Jorjorbonks_]

Thomas K They should do what HBO does with John Oliver

[@Mr.-Roybot]

Facts

[@stevemygoodman7809]

Ryan Villacorta they rarely release the weekly update. HBO always release the 20 minute main story which is alright but not the funniest part

[@GiantDoucheNG]

yall need to learn how to torrent shit. you could watch the entire show without paying for anything. it won't help d&m financially unfortunately but idk I would throw them money on patreon or some shit if they released online content.

[@ThommyMckGoaty]

LeBron James shit I got kodi but that shit be trippin

[@joshsum]

I thought that was Samuel L Jackson saying “ get yo ass outta here”😂😂😂

[@bluemoondoom]

BLVCK Atlantian stay toasty, my friend! ;)

[@mehditerfous]

No it can’t be Samuel L Jackson if it was it would’ve ended with a “MUTHAFUKA” 👌

[@molivie1624]

This is so New York 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@chrissullivan6572]

As funny as it is, it's sad no one even cares.

[@eboooo]

Chris Sullivan yes it is

[@gobot581]

I mean there plenty types of therapy. If you aint got insurance then an ass whopping gonna have to do.

[@NatTurnergrandsonChrisdorner]

go bot 😂😂😂😂😂

[@naidaid.6246]

go bot right that sure helps

[@youngnb3933]

Right?!

[@7mike2300]

heartless lol

[@RobertPaceII]

Lol. This reminded me of 2 things. 1. NYC commuting life. 2. The randomness of the different people telling this guy to go somewhere also reminded me of the random conversations you hear playing Grand Theft Auto at the same time. Especially whoever guy is that threatened him towards the end. I wonder are any of the RockStar creators for GTA either from NY or lived in NY?

[@emmanuelperez8033]

New York. Love it 😝

[@geekgirrrl]

"Yo you want to die? Then jump up here and take two of these fives!!"

[@justkim287]

LMAOOOOOOO YOOOOOOO funniest video ever omgaaaa anytime someone asks what New York is really like just show them this video

[@bookfan22]

We care...but we got places to be.

[@mercedesgomez8258]

”go somewhere else 2 commit suicide” 😂😂😂 sounds like Mexico City 100%

[@wkatc007]

Yooo I miss NYC for this shit alone b!

[@BalSagoth]

I knew this shit was going to be on Desus & Mero the minute I saw it on Twitter 🤣

[@twilightmoon311]

There's a video on twitter without his face blurred. The dude is smiling! Someone mentions he's probably on K2. He probably wasn't even trying to commit suicide. Smiling like that and holding his phone. We ain't got time for this shit. MTA is messed up enough!

[@DRACOFURY]

twilightmoon311 and he kinda looks like Akedemiks too...🤔

[@candesok7926]

Congratulations on Showtime, I will see you there.

[@eddycastillo4262]

“Was that NEMS?” Hahaha

[@B.G.Bandit]

I actually miss the grittiness of NY smh I moved to California when I was 13 but it’s still BX baby 🙅🏻‍♂️

[@deadANTdeadANT]

Yup, that's our NY-style tough love for ya! ❤🗽🌆🚈🚉🌃🗽❤

[@staceyshere]

This is so New York it hurts lmao

[@bobgray6498]

Such an NYC story hahaha

[@PK-lw8il]

"is that nems" loooool

[@MisterB86]

Only in NY! Gotta love it.

[@moneymaker3208]

Mero looked so good in this episode! 😍

[@PushinPlays]

Yes!

[@on2wheels378]

Hahaha watching in 2022

[@jerrys.8003]

Where is the original vid, I need that asap

[@7mike2300]

Worldstar

[@fiuslim87]

Did anyone else catch the beginning of the video where someone said "suck yuh mada" lmaooooo

[@phobetor1347]

he said is that Nems! hahaha

[@MegaOhhboy]

That's how we are b esp if u holding up the train b

[@ricardoc.7327]

Desus and Mero priya for the family of Jr and he’s soul please god bless

[@MsE711]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I miss NY

[@Mani.15.]

Bruh mans said "go somewhere else to commit suicide" I'm done 😂😂😭

[@marcosa.m.9515]

Damn Mero Wearing them JUICY JEANS 👖 I see ya Lol 😂 In my tight pants lookin AsS

[@richyLoLz]

that's real NY love if i've ever seen it

[@_Travey]

god i miss NYC... its too soft ever here in Boston.. sigh

[@Nvr2Kozy]

Not Just New York. Philly Born And Bred. Everytime We Hear "Shuttle Buses Are Upstairs" We Be Like Some Inconsiderate Nigga Jumped Adding 45 Minutes To Me Trip

[@on2wheels378]

Philly and New York in the East are neck and neck on keeping it real when their residents are annoyed. Lol

[@EmLoskii]

Yoooo My G 😹😹😹😹

[@theonlybenbaker]

Where's the full video of this? I just see this. It's too funny/sad.

[@TuMalditaMadre]

Why they blurring his face if his face is all out there?

[@joshd1914]

What's the name of the original video

[@landmark6864]

What they don’t show if someone spit on him LMAO 💀💀💀

[@wkatc007]

What fr?

[@HylandVideos]

LMFAOOO the dude clapped back

[@jayusay9012]

😂😂😂 NEW YORK NEW YORK THE PLACE SO NICE THEY NAMED IT TWICE 😎😡😠

[@kaisanderson7765]

Thank our creator that he failed this attempt...Hold on black man.

[@shockadelica8661]

🌃❤️🗽

[@dbs6464]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 another reason suicide is selfish. Not one person on that platform had anything to do with this dudes problems. But he made it there problem by making people late to work, maybe going to see a dying loved one but this dude has to hold everyone from living there best. How you want to kill yourself but dont want any part of that fight the people on that platform had for him.

[@athanasiusyevseyev8597]

So y’all ain’t gonna cover Lesandro?

[@gokermitsewerside358]

Athanasius Yevseyev are they suppossed to make jokes over the clip or just sit their quietly?? smh

[@athanasiusyevseyev8597]

PowdaToastFace Killah you’re saying they have to make jokes. Shits tragic, pour one out for the homie at least. Toast face ass.

[@carryeveryday910]

Welcome to NY.

[@johnnieriot13]

Du had his phone out like he was doin it for the gram

[@Jessica.000]

😭😭😭

[@ViciousVendetta]

Was that tracy Morgan talking

[@Nandoswitharando]

I feel them tho, of all the ways you can take yourself out you wanna do it in public and scar everyone else? That poor train conductor who’s gonna have to remember what you looked like splattered against the train? All those riders having to see your guts and blood flying when they just tryna get to work/home? I don’t think suicide is selfish but PUBLIC suicide is absolutely selfish. Take care of that alone and on your own time.

[@DRACOFURY]

Ayo Ma Man....⚰ #newyorkers

[@Apocalyptica916]

Waaaaaw

[@lyrikill101]

That shirt and hat really bring out the purple in Desus' eyes

[@on2wheels378]

Hahahahahaha! Watching in 2019

[@deewynn]

We've got jobs to go to and places to be. If he'd been able to go through with it, that would back trains up for over an hour!! And nobody wants to be a witness to that nor stuck in those funky tunnels for over an hour while they let you say goodbye to your loved ones, then turn the power off while they scrape your ass off the third rail. Unfortunately, this happens much more than advertised.😔 As if it's their last attempt at being famous in New York!😣 Smh What a fycked up way to choose to go out!😒😞😖😟😦🙁😔

[@fatimahconteh3971]

OMG smh hope he doesn't want to commit suicide anymore

[@LILTRENTMUSIK]

Add Me on both SNAPCHAT & INSTAGRAM : liltrentmusik

[@lucad6649]

This is why I belong there lmao

[@demgutts]

I would've done the same, also currently hunting down that sick passenger that always keeps the train in the station

[@rileysamuel4360]

That’s a fact I hate when people pull that shit

[@GuiPT88]

You can't tell in this video because they blurred his face but they spat on him too😄

[@bonitaapplebaum4202]

Yaooooooo that's wild disrespectful. They are doing too much

[@hannakidane3868]

Lol😂😂😂

[@lolobrezzy24]

Who else just got this notification?

[@ghettowizard7541]

nebs

[@jazminmorris5745]

Lmaooooo MIMS?

[@brandonluciano8133]

He said NEMS. Coney Island battle/rapper

[@jazminmorris5745]

Brandon Luciano ohhh appreciate it. Mero almost the king of dropping obscure references so I thought he gave MIMS a shout-out

[@brandonluciano8133]

Honestly I'm surprised him name dropping nems is super obscure too. Not even a popular battle rapper. Atleast MIMS had a hit song people kinda know of from back in the day.

[@smallsflower]

hahahaha 🤣

[@unwaveringbutler6415]

That’s sad

[@micahmackenzie]

This is A(h)DAMMMNNNNN!!!!

[@jessycamar_louis]

😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅

[@fukShieshe]

Only in NY

[@TheNaomiChristina]

Lol New Yorkers are very caring but holding up the train, no matter what your emotional and mental issues are, is rude as fuck and can delay trains for HOURS. It’s mean but I can’t say I wouldn’t have said the same thing to him. 😭😩

[@nayafitzgerald]

Lmfaaaooo

[@RfloX87]

Yooooo I'm not even surprised... And it was hit the last few days.. nah homie suicide cancelled.. I gotta go

[@Sixundergr0und]

That nonchalant attitude is cute until a 15 year old boy gets hacked out in the streets of New York in public and then everyone is crying about it days later.

[@XIVGrumpy]

hyper ritual fuck that kid too! If he wasn’t weak he would still be around..... it’s a dog eat dog world out there

[@lewalcindor9356]

You've clearly mistaken a "nonchalant attitude" for that of "heartless murderer attitude". You sound ridiculous trying to compare these people in this videos to the monsters who killed that boy, FOH.

[@Sixundergr0und]

Lew Alcindor Commending that attitude is what desus and mero are doing and my commentary is an observation based on that not the video situation.Move along now thank you

[@franconero515]

Nobody died so shut up and laugh a little

[@lewalcindor9356]

An attitude doesn't kill people so who cares. And don't make a public comment if you can't handle a respectful response. Feel free to move along yourself.

[@shobud7943]

u forgot to mention they spit on him 2

[@shannan4580]

LMAO!!!!!!

[@laperez7946]

You guys gotta speak on the murder a few days ago. You Bronx b's for life, the wrongest shit happened in NYC and not a word from the biggest rep pers of the 5 Boro no eord?

[@TheBrob1983]

Luis Perez they try to stay away from the non comedic news but they did touch on it while speaking to lala

[@JockStrop]

Couldn't understand a word

[@thebeamli]

😮

[@breezyashell]

WTF?

[@hothotheat3000]

Tryin to kill himself but on his phone about to text someone? Ploy for attention.

[@tupaccollection3971]

I wish i can post the 551 likes and 1 dislike..I see right now. I guess your mans found this video.

[@Scxrewhead713]

L0l