Strong Opinions About Subway Etiquette | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[@moose1875]

I used to dance for Madonna 😂😂

[@jillianaraneo8958]

moose1875 lmfao

[@jillianaraneo8958]

moose1875 def the best line of this episode lol

[@SurahOnline]

*I’m pretty sure I know EXACTLY who it is that they are talking about too* 🤦‍♀️

[@r.lum.r]

LMAO SO much of this comedy duo is Desus stopping Mero from saying wild reckless shit. lol

[@VMOwens86]

Love how Mero gave us the Crackhead Dominican voice this time. Expanding his repertoire!! Edit: I've been informed that the Crackhead is Puerto Rican!

[@ashinkledinkle]

Julio is Puerto Rician!

[@VMOwens86]

@@ashinkledinkle seriously?!?... I'm sorry. Hope I didn't offend!

[@kristophergracia3162]

Julio is most certainly Puerto Rican...this coming from a non-crackhead Puerto Rican.

[@MiilyGarcia0119]

NYC mindset when someone sees you with a child in a stroller on a crowded bus or train: You shoulda had a baby with someone who had a car.

[@bookfan22]

Hahahahaha.

[@mecube9148]

Wow

[@finished6267]

Yep

[@rashadpreston7389]

"I used to dance for Madonna" Lmfao

[@davidconnor5874]

Yo, I need to hear more about this Madonna story!

[@Morganbmoney]

There’s a Netflix special about the dancers. Some ended up drug addicts in NYC not sure if it’s the same person

[@SurahOnline]

Womens Whork - It is

[@abstractara5349]

Womens Whork More than likely yes. Unfortunately.

[@Run_GMD]

"Uhhh, pardon me, sir. But didn't you know that this part of the staircase is for people going up? They were just talking about this on the television this morning." Annnnnnd I think we all know how things go down after that.

[@jene1blud]

Deadazz my DAILY commute on the 6. "EXCUSE YOU!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@irinaylyaniri]

Don’t do that to my man Pat. He always comes through with train rants and blunt comments on just about anything

[@kristophergracia3162]

Pat is the perfect mix of Canadian kindness with New York sensibility. You almost can never be mad at him.

[@HILLBILLYDIRTFARMER]

YERRRRRRRR ...THE BRAND STRONGER THAN JULIOS PACKS😜

[@bigmex8794]

HILLBILLY DIRTFARMER big stupid facts

[@delberthaman9603]

My man is definitely not from NY. The proper way to go up is up, The proper way to go down is down. That's it

[@gregorybertrand645]

Why does it feel like those news presenters are aliens disguised as humans?

[@nzwaywish]

Because the are. You ever seen th3 movie They Live?

[@Kbanz198]

Clearly 😂

[@toneriggz]

That's cause they're transplants, they're not real New Yorkers.

[@NoGhostJustAShell]

@@nzwaywish more and more these days i feel like They Live is real life

[@nzwaywish]

@@NoGhostJustAShell it is real. Honestly these people aren't human beings just look at them. They dont have any humanity. They Live was a documentary deadass. People just so caught up in the human drama they dont realize the snakes dressed in skin suits are really behind this shit. Bless up big spiritual warfare is going down

[@cheflexis9415]

Facts what does the cross Bronx look like 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but everyone knows that if you still in your house at 6:39am asking bout the cross Bronx you late to school 🤣🤣

[@G9Classified9]

"Hey, I'm walking here"

[@licialee283]

1:26 I’m weak! Desus had to stop Mero from fucking up the bag

[@carlosotero934]

Fucking love the show!! All these extra clips are fantastic too

[@mightym0uzzz348]

If you not from New York you wouldnt understand and I ment the 5 boroughs!

[@kayceecee-]

If you’ve ever been to Mexico City and ride the subway there, you wouldn’t be complaining about NYC. It’s literally 100x’s worse!!

[@mightym0uzzz348]

@@kayceecee- really that bad worse than india?

[@Mrruidiaz]

"Ive work for Madonna" bruh 😭

[@Dannyo7o7]

Go under Julio 😂

[@eklxtreme]

"what is this the fucking REGENTS TEST" 😂😭 only new yorkers know lmaoooo

[@joelpaz9506]

Subway etiquette needs to be a thing tbh

[@stevejobs8751]

No, the right side is for commuters. The left side is for the rats

[@Oh_100]

😂😂 Just walk where everybody else is walking so you don’t fuck up the flow

[@supermoneyball420]

YOO THE RETURN OF BEST BUY SUBWAY GUY

[@oliverdyer9155]

Mero put on the dad voice at the end LMAOO

[@nnenne4]

Analyzing walking patterns at the subway station. Alright, you can tell these people are out of touch with real working class struggle. It's apparent they are talking to rich people and people who dont take the train on a daily basis.

[@irinaylyaniri]

Nwamaka Okobi funny enough Pat takes the L train to work. He’s always going on and on about the train

[@toneriggz]

I'm glad those anchorwomen are suing NY1. Tired of Pat and the CNN wife.

[@dutchesswb]

but fr fr...yall come talk to me when it's a metro escalator and folks STILL don't know walk left stand right...🤣🧐🤣🧐🤣 this ain't the fuggin mall escalator gtfo my way during rush hour!!! Facts!

[@fatmunch6318]

Tbh the cross Bronx always has traffic so you don’t really need to know

[@ghostvisionztv7171]

Fat Munch shut up they just talking shit

[@lauranope605]

It’s move, b***h get out the way. 😂😂😂💋

[@toneriggz]

Honestly, Pat Kiernan and his goofy transit girl have to go. That bih once did a video telling people all the wrongs to do in the subway. She's the last one to talk about this. The reason they switched up the morning report is because Pat failed at getting the Good Morning America job (which went to Michael Strahan). But that's Pat's fault, he has the aura of a sloth on lean.

[@brotherdandy]

Tone Riggz Your Pat Kiernan slander is too strong.💪🏾

[@cam62cam811]

Lemme refresh my memory with this: are these the same people that were "busting" people who skipped on the metro card ?

[@toneriggz]

@@cam62cam811 To my knowledge no. You might be referring to Inside Edition, I know they did that.

[@lewcrewcial8359]

MAKE A KZbin PLAYLIST OF THE WARM UPS PLEASE!

[@h.r.a5480]

So the Ny Nicks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eboooo]

I have decent subway etiquette too because I'm a civilized human being.

[@TuMalditaMadre]

You the only one

[@eboooo]

In dc people always crowd the doors to the metro cars instead of moving inside to make space, it's so frustrating every day.

[@Roscoe_357]

Thise News People Are On The Pillys Bro, All Slow Mo'ed Out

[@edsonjavier6122]

Shut out to Las Águilas Cibaeñas hat Mero got on! 🇩🇴🇩🇴🔥 Represent!

[@atlstaybizy]

I need to hear y’all opinion on kristaps. It’s quiet out here 👏🏻😭

[@ShirleyTSaint]

Facts on D & M’s hot takes.

[@shabeyle23]

Anybody else think that the guy presenting his pov sound like Ashton Kutcher on "dude where's my car?"

[@felixicon]

3:40.. 🤣 I felt it, and then they said it. Like really. Why

[@VMOwens86]

Slow news day, huh?!?

[@nellan6930]

Wtf is this the regents test 😂😂😂😂

[@jillianaraneo8958]

Lmfaoooo desus was nottt letting mero tell what happened w the crack head

[@ramelchilds7416]

😂 I need the weather on the 1s and they talking this bullshit

[@corbinfobbs6409]

Send me some of them new Yorkers to Philly we need that get in there middle energy

[@blackgesus5106]

You treat the steps like the freeway and go up the right side come down left side

[@phosda]

desus is my heart's darling for a host of reasons, but mostly because of the blistex.

[@shawnemoorman6346]

Where can I find your shoe cases?

[@epramos6800]

These two niggas are wilding!!!! Shout out to the BX!

[@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1]

Yo those reporters are weird asf lmaoo

[@glennjeffers8040]

Yo, the dude on Twitter who posted the question hosts ESPN's 30 for 30 podcasts.

[@youngwepa5390]

you walk where there's space

[@DTWARRIOR_MK]

Aguiluchoooooo!!!😎👍🏼

[@aniyah1987]

Ayoo, I just wanna know what foundation ya MUA uses, y'all look flawless as shit son 🤔🤔🤔💕💋

[@tarynlowery4570]

Lol I’m so glad I live in Louisiana #teamtoomuch

[@samira7164]

LOL I just witnessed a 2:47 moment a few mins ago

[@nyc1ts932]

best video ever

[@marlenvillagomez7764]

I fucking hate when people don't go up or down on the right side of the staircase it's common sense I swear I be pushing people and say excuse me and when people come out of an Express train and use the whole damn staircase to go up I just say excuse me and push everyone I hate being late to work

[@susiedupuy9532]

I'm never going to NYC. It all sounds too complicated.

[@mcmxc3794]

Mero dont even know what to do with the money. 3 chains on different sizes, not equally spread apart. Hes not plannin shit... Definitely spontaneous purchases. Lol

[@tvnet222]

Pat just does not AGE!

[@darylcarr8283]

Simple: dope fiends have the right of way. Otherwise, go up/down where the path is most clear. First come, first serve.

[@PingHorror]

The cross Bronx is always fucked no matter what the news says.

[@StaticShockNene]

😂 😂 😂

[@darkspyda]

Mero stay blowing his kids inheritance on gold chains and Versace....the brand is bullying the late night time slot🖕🏾👍🏽👏🏽

[@Rico1ness]

I dont see a new episode on show time smh

[@moneymaker3208]

They’re off until the 8th I believe

[@Rico1ness]

@@moneymaker3208 oh word. I'm like why did I even buy show time lol love desus and mero

[@karwithamugambi4038]

Shit Canadians don’t deal with ! Hahahahaha

[@Ceo8203]

I walk the FUK where I walk B ON MY SUN GOD TIMBS

[@jillianaraneo8958]

Brawnx and brahhnnnxxx the difference between Philly and New York

[@Neuffeux]

So yall just gonna ignore kd to nets? aight den

[@manugulati1105]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@EverythingIsMahogany]

Pardon me!

[@Spaceysgurl]

AMERICA: UP ON THE RIGHT. DOWN ON THE RIGHT. If you don't abide you a punk.

[@kickorsidumain6140]

You can tell white boy doesn’t even use the subway

[@henriettajones3740]

He takes the L train though.

[@starlingermosen2839]

danm these dudes are newyork.......wow these dude need a movie ...called raised in NEWYORK....IF you don't get there humor don't fly la guardia...lollol

[@rickybobbysdriver555]

Stay away from the trains. I doubt these anchors even know where the train is.

[@hanaj]

Mero is always messy

[@dokebi4502]

YAKUBS STRIKE AGAIN SMH

[@K_patts8370]

😳

[@Homentertainement2]

Mero is killing me with this make up. My G yu taking this shit way too far. You can’t keep the “IM a BX nigga” n wearing visible makeup & what appears to be eye liner

[@su-enaahleebeautifulcontra3617]

Walk on the side of the bannister and walk through the middle coming down.

[@michaelhazelton1776]

Gotta have opinions abt some now the nicks are irrelevant

[@mannygarcia1676]

Everytime desus correct Mero should just reply with chill d these r just jokes ain't no politically correct

[@jay55148]

Is all American news stupid?

[@donkeygat93]

This was funnier on vice.

[@tXh1234]

It’s the same. Y’all just looking to hate when people do well.....smh

[@bigmex8794]

T.x.H facts

[@tXh1234]

Big Mex I bet the bum ass original poster ain’t even got Showtime so he mad. You can’t afford it thats fucked, but don’t be hating.....

[@TuMalditaMadre]

No the fuck it wasn't

[@petersmith9254]

Niassin Manis the same act that why you think they were funny in vice there act is getting old and predictible