Mr. Batman should serve as a cautionary tale of the detrimental effects of supernaturalism on one's sanity.
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
That is an interesting thought!
@Jessica_O_Bell15 күн бұрын
This is the first time I've heard Mr Batman speak... His voice is like if you take the brain of Inspiring Philosophy and put it inside the body of Wallace Shawn and then you gave him Kent Hovind's vocal range.
@rembrandt972ify14 күн бұрын
Inspiring Philosophy has a brain? You gotta be kidding me.
@CutleryDuck14 күн бұрын
Once, he went to a town to spread the good news. He tried saving some lesbians in a business and then the evil community inexplicably (probably the Devil) reacted poorly to him righteously saving souls. And then the news thought he was the biggest bestest hero prophet of Jehovah or whatever. Actually, he harassed some townies and the town was like, wtf! Then some women and girls decorated some posters and sang friendly songs at him to drown out his delusional hatred(is it hatred in Mr. Batman's case? some dumb feeling he has about it). But it was easy to dismiss them because they were lesbian ANTIFA BLM unmarried, man-hating abortionist science-worshipping hussies. (insert Mr. Batman laugh here)
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
I agree with Remembrant. IP has a bad brain
@Lucky7Wolfin15 күн бұрын
"Got rid of the snakes in Ireland." I have furniture that knows more about snakes and Ireland than Chill Billy.
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
LOL
@chrisxdeboy15 күн бұрын
Mr. Batman sounds like he has a neckbeard and wears a trilby he incorrectly identifies as a fedora.
@GrimAngel0110015 күн бұрын
I hate this one. There's no difference aside from brim size, which isn't enough to warrant a different hat name. Trilbys are fedorahs and the world can eat my ass 😂
@realBreakfasttacos15 күн бұрын
LOL
@realBreakfasttacos15 күн бұрын
Agreed
@pingopongo2113 күн бұрын
Delighted to hear in the first minute in that super creepy voice "what is the swiiiiiiines' purpose?".
@realBreakfasttacos13 күн бұрын
Mr. Batman is the best!
@rebeccavdh480315 күн бұрын
I love how he goes from talking about how God told him to buy pizza stock, and then he went into a rant about how if God talks to you, he will only quote scripture. Hahaahaha
@warrenob100014 күн бұрын
God read him Papa John 4:22 and Domino's 18:8.
@smolderingtitan14 күн бұрын
@@rebeccavdh4803 I thought the stock tip thing was his attempt at a joke.
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
Mr. Batman is my favorite.
@rafaelallenblock15 күн бұрын
Mr Batman is the worst. He reminds me of Mister Haney: He's an expert at undiluted buIIshlt. Hogs have garnered a reputation as being immune to snake bites, but this is not true. There is no 'vein' dripping poison in a pig's leg. etc
@realBreakfasttacos15 күн бұрын
I googled this and I could not find anything on a vein dripping poison lol. I was like no way he has to have made that up.
@@realBreakfasttacos Pigs are very resistant to snake bite. Thick hide and thick subcutaneous fat, no poison vein.
@dbt522414 күн бұрын
Also, snakes are not poisonous.
@magluf14 күн бұрын
I really REALLY thought this was a skit. I kinda still do lol
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
This is 100% real
@magluf13 күн бұрын
@@realBreakfasttacos I don't believe you, are you real? 😭
@GrimHC15 күн бұрын
nyklot is insufferable
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
That is a fair assessment.
@shapeshiftingmonkey666714 күн бұрын
dont try and convince people of what is a sin, only god can change them.. what. So rational debate is pointless
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
Everyone knows no gods exist!
@eatsbugs457715 күн бұрын
if Mr. Batman gets doxed, will that take away his prophet powers?
@SaxyCalzone14 күн бұрын
He's been on the news, his info is already out there.
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
He has been doxxed over and over.
@CutleryDuck14 күн бұрын
No. Just that he'd have to be known as Mr. Mister Bruce Wayne.
@SaxyCalzone14 күн бұрын
@realBreakfasttacos hard to even call it doxing. Back in the day he used his real name as his screen name
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
@@SaxyCalzone That's fair, you can go to his website and I think it has his phone number on it lol.
@peterwyetzner527614 күн бұрын
For anyone who's interested, I'm producing a series about the Bible: kzbin.info/aero/PLXWw0nlCToaJf8CKypWF2F2HsidgzrWfu It might answer some questions.
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
Peter is awesome! Click that link!
@peterwyetzner527614 күн бұрын
Mr. Batman is wrong about ידע or yeda (which he mispronounces- it's YE-da); it CAN refer to sexual intimacy, but it's a euphemism that uses a common word, and "know" more often just means "know". For example, Bezalel's knowledge of crafts is described this way. Another euphemism for sex is l'sameach, to make happy.
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
Interesting!
@reporter171815 күн бұрын
I been shy to say this but you know anyone that can teach me philosophy? 😂 i would love to understand about it more, its sounds interesting. Watching people like Destiny got me interested in watching debates
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
plato.stanford.edu/ is a wonderful starting point
@reporter171814 күн бұрын
@realBreakfasttacos thanks
@robertwhite181014 күн бұрын
Arguing or discussing the nuance of translations is a total ridiculous waste of time. They are all the same Bronze Age gibberish.
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
Excellent point!
@smolderingtitan15 күн бұрын
Thanks for this. Batman gives reasons for not eating pigs but do those reasons apply to all land animals that don't have a) split hooves and b) chew their cud? Certainly, camels and rabbits don't behave or eat like swine.
@CutleryDuck14 күн бұрын
Ye gotta look for the poison vein on the back leg, that's how ye know.
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
Great question!
@realBreakfasttacos14 күн бұрын
LOL
@smolderingtitan14 күн бұрын
@@realBreakfasttacos another question is that the bible says that you have to wear tzitzit on your 4 cornered garment. All Batman has to do is not wear a 4 cornered garment and then he's not technically violating the written law.