DDADDS: Best Dad Jokes... Ever?

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nyxrising

nyxrising

Күн бұрын

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@aeowynjaq6686
@aeowynjaq6686 6 жыл бұрын
"zombies don't exist because they go against ggOD." iM WHEEZING
@RonnieRoseSt
@RonnieRoseSt 6 жыл бұрын
Aeowyn Jaq same, holy shit, i almost drowned in a tub because of that one
@cassidyho939
@cassidyho939 6 жыл бұрын
The irony,considering a certain someone came back from the dead and asks His followers to eat His flesh and drink His blood. XD
@willamxiong8143
@willamxiong8143 6 жыл бұрын
Aeowyn Jaq booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@lokiboi3831
@lokiboi3831 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@something8245
@something8245 5 жыл бұрын
I was literally going to type ggOD this exact way
@justgalactic7711
@justgalactic7711 6 жыл бұрын
"Nobody knows?? N-nobody knows.....laugh Lucien its funny." IM!!!!! HES ADORABLE AGAJDGDF
@hopevalentine7155
@hopevalentine7155 6 жыл бұрын
Damien: *breaths* Me: SMOL BEAN MUST PROTECT THE CHILD TOO PURE FOR DIS WORLD
@gaykinq7784
@gaykinq7784 6 жыл бұрын
i agree 100%
@theaterbat
@theaterbat 6 жыл бұрын
Seeing Jack's smirk at the end of the calendar joke told me enough about how many retakes they probably had to do for this video. Edit: make that the smirks at the end of *every* joke he did.
@ccchhhrrriiisss100
@ccchhhrrriiisss100 6 жыл бұрын
Q: Did you hear that Tony the Tiger was arrested? A: He was a "cereal killer."
@Maddy-jm8dv
@Maddy-jm8dv 6 жыл бұрын
because zombies don’t exist. they go against g O D
@allin6963
@allin6963 6 жыл бұрын
I like how picture of Joseph and Robert, that was originally at Robert's, now is having rest on the Joseph's shelf
@bennytastic86
@bennytastic86 6 жыл бұрын
"No, I'm half left." *gay laughter*
@sabrinalocke2846
@sabrinalocke2846 6 жыл бұрын
Bennytastic I FSKDJCKKISJFJ WHAT IS THAT LAUGH!?
@Mickey_Moon507
@Mickey_Moon507 6 жыл бұрын
*Pansexual laughter*
@beccakatee
@beccakatee 6 жыл бұрын
I love how the picture of Joseph and Robert is just casually on Joseph's bookshelf
@flippedthebitch
@flippedthebitch 6 жыл бұрын
This is the comedy police! The jokes are too good!
@madhatteress-ji6wr
@madhatteress-ji6wr 6 жыл бұрын
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!!
@flippedthebitch
@flippedthebitch 6 жыл бұрын
It's been 84 years, but someone finally got that joke XD
@madhatteress-ji6wr
@madhatteress-ji6wr 6 жыл бұрын
+FlippedTheBitch haha I'm so glad that I have somebody who understands my references!
@sunshineflicker6120
@sunshineflicker6120 6 жыл бұрын
"CAUSE THEY'RE AGAINST GOD"
@newt.cosplays9888
@newt.cosplays9888 6 жыл бұрын
And this is what I need before school today. Joseph gives me life! Thank you guys so much! You inspire me to keep cosplaying
@Echos.Art.Corner
@Echos.Art.Corner 5 жыл бұрын
"Are you alright? No, I'm half left." PFFFT I AM GONNA USE THIS NOW, THANKS
@abbygretta2950
@abbygretta2950 6 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the costume changes and it makes me happier than it should. Damien over explaining to Lucien and getting upset when there's no laughter is how all my jokes are received.
@Realisticallyliteral
@Realisticallyliteral 4 жыл бұрын
My dad was in a car accident. The EMTs asked what his blood type was, we didn't know but my dad was so calm and comforting even in this dire situation. He kept telling us to be positive.
@MultiTigger7
@MultiTigger7 6 жыл бұрын
DAMMIT PUNS AND DAD JOKES ARE MY WEAKNESS
@latorzoo1
@latorzoo1 6 жыл бұрын
asdfghjkl shellfish whyy?? these jokes are terrible and i love all of them. also, i knew some of them so what does this say about my sense of humour? lol (also, why does joseph have that picture framed?? I SEE YOU JOSEPH)
@philosynfonie7307
@philosynfonie7307 6 жыл бұрын
THIS is beauty, this is grace
@sugarchains1066
@sugarchains1066 6 жыл бұрын
i'm physically in PAIN from these, but the "i'll be Bach" one was my favorite
@risaster857
@risaster857 6 жыл бұрын
what do you call a cow with NO legs *drama increases* GROUND beef.
@sabrinalocke2846
@sabrinalocke2846 6 жыл бұрын
God I needed to see this today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thank you for making me laugh. I wasn’t feeling good this morning 😂😭
@willow-qr3zs
@willow-qr3zs 5 жыл бұрын
the "I don't know y" made me silently cackle
@AmyJayne1
@AmyJayne1 6 жыл бұрын
this was the perfect video to watch after three days of mock exams i love dad jokes so much
@TheLilacButterfly
@TheLilacButterfly 6 жыл бұрын
Dad jokes are supposed to make you groan, I'm actually rolling with laughter. 😂😂😂
@joysh
@joysh 6 жыл бұрын
I completely lost it at Dav
@kazzandrarodriguez6726
@kazzandrarodriguez6726 6 жыл бұрын
I NEED BLOOPERS! There is no way you guys did this in one take lol love you guys 💞
@amydiddle0317
@amydiddle0317 6 жыл бұрын
This is my sense of humor. All the way every day.
@cloverrites1945
@cloverrites1945 6 жыл бұрын
I knew a few of Joseph's. XD LOL!!! LOVED THIS!!!! Are you guys gonna do another one of these? Maybe with the community contributing some and you guys picking your favorites to film?
@heybuwan
@heybuwan 6 жыл бұрын
i love that damien is british by the end 😂😂
@LittleMissJesse
@LittleMissJesse 6 жыл бұрын
This is too much. I'm sobbing. Bless these sweet people.💛
@theblackrosedaughter
@theblackrosedaughter 5 жыл бұрын
2:32 Dammit Dames I swear to god...XD
@leotheloser3426
@leotheloser3426 6 жыл бұрын
It's finals week and I've been in a zombie-esque depression. Thank you so much, I really needed this!!
@cearajennie8001
@cearajennie8001 6 жыл бұрын
My three favorite dad's making me laugh before work, I love this
@dylanalarcon3805
@dylanalarcon3805 6 жыл бұрын
I need more Jack
@kanitae8550
@kanitae8550 6 жыл бұрын
I love you people so much XD bless this whole video I'm so glad I checked youtube before starting my work day
@SpatsThePanda
@SpatsThePanda 5 жыл бұрын
They go against GAHD I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
@thatoneartsykid_1233
@thatoneartsykid_1233 6 жыл бұрын
Also nothing cause zombies are against gOd! I am currently right now rolling on the floor laughing. : D
@zelidenji
@zelidenji 6 жыл бұрын
Yessss, now to add to my repertoire
@katarinadankova2949
@katarinadankova2949 6 жыл бұрын
This video is the best thing to watch after a long, rough day. I almost died laughing, thank you dads ❤️
@assassintrigon5494
@assassintrigon5494 6 жыл бұрын
Perfect video to cheer me up on my first day of class this semester.
@jaykay5922
@jaykay5922 6 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing to watch at almost three in the morning
@Reicha
@Reicha 6 жыл бұрын
I had to keep pausing and just take deep breaths. My mom is asleep, this is the real deal "you laugh you lose" challenge. ....I lost. The nobody knows joke finally broke me. Laughed. Snorted. Vocal cords should seriously not be able to make noises that shrill. Today I found out my mother is a heavy sleeper.
@cryptidtwink7952
@cryptidtwink7952 5 жыл бұрын
"Zombies don't exist because they go against-" *aggressively makes a cross* "-gOD" Iconic
@bajbhdkn
@bajbhdkn 6 жыл бұрын
At my work we have trivia questions that lately are more like jokes and I never know the answer .... except this week. One of this week's trivia questions is 'What do you call a person with no body and no nose? And I knew the answer thanks to this video.
@IlastarothTayre
@IlastarothTayre 6 жыл бұрын
You are giving me LIFE with this kind of content I'M WHEEZING
@boocrimson7720
@boocrimson7720 5 жыл бұрын
The sh*t-eating smirks after the jokes are truly giving me life. 😊😊😅 these are so clever and I love them all. You can't convince me these dad jokes aren't canon.
@snarkysmile
@snarkysmile 6 жыл бұрын
“Well LAUGH Lucien, it’s funny!”
@angelafink6029
@angelafink6029 6 жыл бұрын
3:59 Voldemort? Sorry that was my first reaction to the question.
@lochnessie3837
@lochnessie3837 6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna send this to everyone I know oh my goodness this is GLORIOUS
@sunshineflicker6120
@sunshineflicker6120 6 жыл бұрын
I started thinking about this video in work yesterday and I just laughed pretty laud just by myself, I got a few weird stares haha
@99_Kai_99
@99_Kai_99 6 жыл бұрын
"My friend David lost his ID now he's just dav" I'm dying! XD
@maeviix537
@maeviix537 6 жыл бұрын
*violent sign of the cross* gOD Also "Laugh, Lucien it's funny!" I adore Damien :3
@hawktalon7890
@hawktalon7890 6 жыл бұрын
Dream Daddy and bad puns, two of my favorite things.
@orla9506
@orla9506 6 жыл бұрын
IN THE BAVKGROUND OF JOSEPH’S BITS THERE IS THE PICTURE OF HIM AND ROBERT WHY AM I SOBBING
@putridale1406
@putridale1406 6 жыл бұрын
it hurts, but in the greatest way. great job as always !
@underdasea
@underdasea 6 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious and i could listen to the dream daddys tell dad jokes for another hour atleast.
@hotarumayowasu7348
@hotarumayowasu7348 6 жыл бұрын
XD oh wow. These are dad jokes. nicely done. Definitively had me laughing.
@Thewritersnookproject
@Thewritersnookproject 6 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, bloody hilarious 😂 Much love guys x
@loripopgames1306
@loripopgames1306 6 жыл бұрын
xD Cringe (in a good way!) Also, I feel like Jack's lowkey cracking himself up inside.
@josiegrace2342
@josiegrace2342 6 жыл бұрын
"WELL LAUGH LUCIEN ITS FUNNY" me when i tell any joke
@theeveningcallsforfairies5246
@theeveningcallsforfairies5246 6 жыл бұрын
I LAUGHED DAMIEN I LAUGHED!!!
@Katzykeens
@Katzykeens 5 жыл бұрын
Nyx is like the best Robert I've seen so far
@justalittlecrazy8967
@justalittlecrazy8967 6 жыл бұрын
Weird....I like it! 😊
@sarahschaff3040
@sarahschaff3040 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this, this is exactly what I needed to wake up to.
@TanbiNoKami
@TanbiNoKami 6 жыл бұрын
my favourite kind of jokes by my favourite kind of people! Love it
@juno7386
@juno7386 6 жыл бұрын
that subtle roseph picture in the background
@user-xh6kt7qz6k
@user-xh6kt7qz6k 6 жыл бұрын
*I AM FANGIRLING SO MUCH AGGGHHH* I LOVE DAMIEN! 🖤
@crimson6968
@crimson6968 6 жыл бұрын
I’ll be Bach actually had me crying 😂😂😂😂
@maggie5783
@maggie5783 6 жыл бұрын
These are amazing! Thank you!
@d123-pup8
@d123-pup8 6 жыл бұрын
Damien wins.
@lunarose2730
@lunarose2730 6 жыл бұрын
I want to die, the puns were great but I can’t even look at the three dads the same anymore...
@tokiofan94
@tokiofan94 6 жыл бұрын
Well, this was glorious! xD
@sorryiwasacringekid199
@sorryiwasacringekid199 6 жыл бұрын
I love y'all. You guys are so funny, oml.
@InfernalCosmos
@InfernalCosmos 6 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I needed today. 💕
@7joule
@7joule 6 жыл бұрын
Best Dad jokes of all time 😁
@adriennerose96
@adriennerose96 6 жыл бұрын
Generally concern you’ve called on my dad to consult on these jokes. I spent the entire video mentally going ‘uhhhhhhhhh’
@aw3zom3zauc39
@aw3zom3zauc39 6 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, these sweet, sweet Dad puns are music to my ears... Except the one about zombies, because that’s against GOD XD
@karinarichter4345
@karinarichter4345 6 жыл бұрын
One Word... Masterpiece #DDADDS 😅😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘 Love you Guys 😘❤
@sjey6396
@sjey6396 6 жыл бұрын
hello hi yes I am dead from laughter and typing this as a ghost. It's a very...grave situation. Also, AWESOME JOB Y'ALL!
@cheesebatto
@cheesebatto 6 жыл бұрын
As a young female, I think there's a high art to dad jokes and similar bad humor, and I love it so much.
@IlastarothTayre
@IlastarothTayre 6 жыл бұрын
Robert used the funniest joke from Monty Python :o dang
@AWapBamBoomAlakazam
@AWapBamBoomAlakazam 6 жыл бұрын
*lies on the floor, spazzing* N-Nghaaah.
@avagreenoak6402
@avagreenoak6402 6 жыл бұрын
Yes!! This was brilliant!
@Mmorguemusic
@Mmorguemusic 6 жыл бұрын
2:37 me: *being pulled away on a stretcher*
@meglucian2280
@meglucian2280 5 жыл бұрын
The picture by Joseph of him and Robert!
@AngelXDTaty2
@AngelXDTaty2 6 жыл бұрын
"I'll me Bach" almost literally killed me, cause I was drinking soda. My nose is still strange hahahahaha OMG! I'm a DAD!!! I mean, I'm a MAD, cause I am Mom and Dad for my son, but...that kind of jokes... That's me... Mario... #OkI'mDone
@madtophatter1020
@madtophatter1020 6 жыл бұрын
I told my little sister the first Joseph America bathroom joke and she was crying XD
@mswilliams8755
@mswilliams8755 6 жыл бұрын
" Nobody knows" Oh Jack
@Fuchsschatten
@Fuchsschatten 6 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh these are all amazing :'DD
@jbear8193
@jbear8193 6 жыл бұрын
I just noticed the picture of Joseph and Robert for some reason and I am now vigorously texting my friend photos of it.
@otakullamacosplay9294
@otakullamacosplay9294 6 жыл бұрын
YESSS!! I told the no body nose to my dad and he didn't understand XD. Jokes are ruined when you explain them.
@AngelXDTaty2
@AngelXDTaty2 6 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! TOO GOOD!!! I'm dying!!!
@mariahramsey9211
@mariahramsey9211 6 жыл бұрын
Omg! I love this so much!
@arsonhycan
@arsonhycan 5 жыл бұрын
I’m the king of dad jokes and even these made me groan
@mads9545
@mads9545 6 жыл бұрын
SIR CIMFURENCE THAT GOT ME LMAOOO (this was all hilarious though) also, would you guys consider voltron cosplay? You're awesome and I reckon you'd do an amazing job
@gameingmushrooms6776
@gameingmushrooms6776 6 жыл бұрын
Lol the goth dad looks like snap
@tiffanyrichardson6552
@tiffanyrichardson6552 6 жыл бұрын
At work and started watching this I was busting up laughing everyone was just looking at me all weird I don't care worth the laughs
@rhysp.2920
@rhysp.2920 6 жыл бұрын
"Cuz' they go against- *aggressively crosses self* God!"
@robinrooney5813
@robinrooney5813 6 жыл бұрын
MADE MY DAY
@AAvdH
@AAvdH 6 жыл бұрын
im smiling so much my cheeks actually hurt
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