Jim Norton is the shape of whatever container you pour him in. -Patrice O'Neil
@AppalachianLumberjack3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao...i literally onyl came too this comments section too write the same Patrice o'Neil quote
@krazyzyko3 жыл бұрын
O'Neal*
@dirtmagirt58713 жыл бұрын
Or Collin Quinn saying Jim sleeps in a petri dish.
@speedrob3 жыл бұрын
And yet its not a compliment like if Bruce Lee called you water 😭
@paydn2023 жыл бұрын
"that hurt last night when you said it, and it hurt when you brought it back" - Jim Norton haha
@frarfarf10 жыл бұрын
fuckin' bagel-fetcher
@Spootnik3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Ant has looked like he's 60 since 2005. Now that he is actually 60, he looks 65.
@millyonair92252 жыл бұрын
the Arn Anderson of radio.
@mikelewis15502 жыл бұрын
@@millyonair9225 lol 😂
@joshuaG_Sea Жыл бұрын
@@millyonair9225 hahahahha!
@theman946 Жыл бұрын
Booze is a hell of a drug...
@JoRock-kj7qh Жыл бұрын
Nah his hair transplant and the fact he stays in decent shape makes him look early 50’s.
@markie528710 жыл бұрын
I fuckin love it when Jimmy gets angry and smashes ppl
@pimplepickerton2 жыл бұрын
When she was talking about Anthony being 60, Opie saying "we've had our suspicions. Your references are really old" was one of the funnier things I've heard him say. Lol
@Gu1d-02 жыл бұрын
Shame he turned bitter ne borderline insane. He legitimately was funny from times to times.
@JohnDoe-cj1cw2 жыл бұрын
@@Gu1d-0 He was always like that, but he turned really pissy and crazy during the later years of o&a.
@underthetrees4780 Жыл бұрын
@@Gu1d-0 he turned into his crazy mom, must be genetic
@Dan-ys8nk5 жыл бұрын
"Here to make your dream come true? Are ya stupid?" 3:00. I lost it there. Jimmy is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@MichaelDeeznuts2110 жыл бұрын
"If women were shoes you'll be a hush puppy" one of the best quotes ever.
@nevermore77559 жыл бұрын
+Michael D Hey I'm not a native speaker, what is a hush puppy? I googled it and I don't know if you are referring to a certain breed of dog or something?
@MichaelDeeznuts219 жыл бұрын
Its a type of shoe, its really plain/boring looking. Its a Jim Norton quote
@tonytomei11757 жыл бұрын
Michael Deeznuts tss tss tss tss hush puppy what ya a quit dog or sumptin.
@MichaelDeeznuts217 жыл бұрын
HOME RUN TONY T!!!!!!!
@negativeindustrial5 жыл бұрын
NeverMore Just for the sake of being thorough, a hush puppy can be: -The aforementioned boring shoe -A ball shaped fried bread usually served with fish and chips in the southern USA
@michaelmelro66415 жыл бұрын
Sam Roberts in the background plotting to get that chair
@VashTheDamnFiend3 жыл бұрын
And do absolutely nothing noteworthy or significant with it
@zachk52493 жыл бұрын
This is the same guy that would, years later, absolutely throw his supposed friend Louie under the bus for getting to do EXACTLY what he obviously wanted to do with this intern. Self serving, dishonest worm
@lt.finglefubledingler19723 жыл бұрын
Yet another idiot that took the porsalin mockumentary seriously
@scottbaylo3 жыл бұрын
Apparently when you're in showbusiness, "friends" only stand by you until you're no longer considered relevant, or your image is tainted because you did something a little creepy. It makes you wonder why anyone would bother to go through it? Think about all the networking, all the ass kissing, all the time/energy spent creating a fake persona, and always having to be "on" because if anyone with a camera phone (see: everyone) catches you on a bad day... well, it could be the end of your career. Is it worth it? Other than the money, it sounds like a friggin nightmare. But then again, I don't like most people, and can't imagine why the validation of strangers is important. Being a nobody is a pretty sweet deal!
@CapcomGod3 жыл бұрын
@@scottbaylo ever notice how the people in it for so long appear very soulless? They truly are "nobody". No soul. No person. Theres no friends because you dont feel anything, theres 'nobody', only crabs in a bucket. You will climb over anyone to try to feel like a somebody. You latch onto causes and people, ideas, labels, and then cast them out if they might ruin your chance at being "someone". Its very Great Tragedy esque, a ring of people with no soul damned to always feel empty.
@millardfilmore14033 жыл бұрын
Wait what’s he say about louis?
@LOL-qb4xe2 жыл бұрын
Jim has always been honest about his sexual perversions. Calling an escort to your house and sexually harassing people at work are not the same. Louie is a phony scumbag, get off his nuts.
@digitalwayfarer74049 жыл бұрын
That's funny that Jim Norton rated her a 5.5; I thought to myself, "eh, she's a 6 tops" when I saw her photo. Sounds like it's a pretty objective metric. The problem with 60% of American women being obese is that even plain-janes 6s get wildly inflated egos if they're not fat. Their egos make them bitchy and spoiled, they convince themselves that they deserve Brad Pitt, and then, when they hit 30 and become invisible to the men they want, they turn into sad cat ladies. It's a societal epidemic.
@kronker9 жыл бұрын
+digital wayfarer ROFLAMO! Just broke down the entire system. Wow. Sad Cat ladies was golden way to end it.
@teamhex7 жыл бұрын
That's totally accurate. Most people don't think about it, but that's totally true.
@matthewzablocki53107 жыл бұрын
digital wayfarer you're so right.
@Proteinshake4410 жыл бұрын
A five and a half who's battling dwarfism. Fucking Jimmy
Been listening to O&A on KZbin for 10 years and the algorithm only just recommended her clip - what a legacy.
@taistelutomaatti9 жыл бұрын
I love Anthony's laugh.
@drewwalters41894 жыл бұрын
Yeah when Jim snaps Ant goes "aaah oh boy" he was truly happy
@jonnie2bad10 жыл бұрын
I miss ants laughing
@dawoodchaudary87364 жыл бұрын
exactly even when Patrice was on Anthony Cumia King of Laughter
@seancostello60704 жыл бұрын
That fake laugh that lasts half a second?
@girlcrazyrockstar3 жыл бұрын
Ants laugh is beautiful and it fills me with joy
@VoLCoMzYaDiGG3 жыл бұрын
Lol Ron saying Anthony fought in the first Gulf War hahaha and the stress is getting to him hahahaha
@ReaverSixOne10 жыл бұрын
In honor of Patrice, this chick is an 11, tops. On a good day.
@cartercartercartercar7 жыл бұрын
ReaverSixOne an ugly, a'ight lookin bitch
@jefflabbecomedy4 жыл бұрын
Black Phillip folks crack me the fuck up, never stop keeping the spirit alive 😂
@VashTheDamnFiend3 жыл бұрын
@@cartercartercartercar I honestly don’t think she makes it out the 1-10 range especially in that picture
@MrEvanNoyes3 жыл бұрын
Her head is shaped like Derosas
@josecervantes72953 жыл бұрын
I know this is extremely late but Patrice instead of using the 1-10 scale for rating looks he would use 1-30 which he would subdivide into 3 groups consisting of Ugly Bitches, A’Ight looking Bitches, and Fine Bitches. The main purpose of this is to approach women with the proper amount of confidence.
@Ohlawd11193 жыл бұрын
Say what you want but you can hear how much Op loves this.
@sonicsforrealfather10 жыл бұрын
Listening to Jimmy rip into someone is like poetry to me.
@negativeindustrial5 жыл бұрын
OrdChunk That was a total amateur hour performance. Norton is capable of far better (But nowhere near Patrice or Burr’s level) but you can tell she actually hurt his feelings a bit. It’s obvious in his voice.
@mervcobault66045 жыл бұрын
You fuckin bagel fetcher
@renebrown73943 жыл бұрын
Fuck of a lot better than poetry
@JohnDoe-cj1cw2 жыл бұрын
@@negativeindustrial Really? I think he laid down quite the beating here.
@The-Real-Skinny-Bob Жыл бұрын
@1x0x Wow you must not know o and a.
@ChocolateThunderBear11 жыл бұрын
Gotta love those women from the northeast. They all think they're 10's... Yikes.
@NumberOneChina6 жыл бұрын
It's false self confidence trying to cover their insecurities. They know they aren't dimes but to admit it to anyone but the mirror would be too hard for them
@manicmurph6 жыл бұрын
@@NumberOneChina my ex was named Dana and was just like that...😂
@negativeindustrial5 жыл бұрын
lockandloadlikehell I love the My Cousin Vinny/Harley Quinn accent on a chick - total boner inducer. This chick cute enough - she could find out.
@schnarfschnarf58864 жыл бұрын
@@negativeindustrial Hey Buster you don't have the sac.
@turdsmcgillicuddy51186 жыл бұрын
Dana has a giant forehead. Cro-magnon status.
@severiusbrandusa14133 жыл бұрын
She's ugly lol
@loves2litigate9 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Norton: a vocal insulting artist, I love it
@proudboy44696 жыл бұрын
Not even plain jane, she's kind of below average.
@deadshot19956 жыл бұрын
As opposed to Norton, who's below the average turtle
@FuckYouEtc9 жыл бұрын
That fight club reference was fucking golden
@patrickquibodeaux44389 жыл бұрын
+FuckYouEtc Yeah, "she thinks there's just one guy in there, like Fight Club". Fucking Ron rules.
@Dervraka5 жыл бұрын
Lol! She thought she was going to play the "too cool for the room" routine and the boys would just coddle and humor her like Ron Bennington did, and then Jim comes in with a flamethrower and gives her a roast of epic proportions. I'm guessing she had never been talked to like that in her sheltered life.
@chrisdicenzo7126 жыл бұрын
Man I read this wrong! I think of "smashing" a little different and was like, "Yeah Jim!" 😂😂
@rabidrabbitshuggers8 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how quickly he explodes over being rejected. This triggered him in a BAD way.
@MrDeathyness5 жыл бұрын
Lmao insecure Jimmy is so funny
@McTrollenstein5 жыл бұрын
I don't see it as him being triggered over rejection. More that she's so entitled that she thinks she can control mens sex drives, and this was all based on a 'feeling' she had that he was undressing her with his eyes. Like the bitch thinks she can control who is attracted to her. And that she seems to think of herself as being a 10 lol.
@nestlesnipes18935 жыл бұрын
He's not used to being rejected since the only female contact he's ever had involved payment.
@MrJimmyTide5 жыл бұрын
@@nestlesnipes1893 wrong. He's talked about his many rejections repeatedly throughout his tenure on the show. I'm sure he's used to it by now. Even so, angry Jimmy makes for good radio. Maybe if it happened out in the street he wouldn't care so much, but he plays it up for the radio? Not sure.
@Ray_D_Tutto2 жыл бұрын
He and Ant are hideous creeps yet feel entitled to attractive girls in their 20s.
@Webbse088 жыл бұрын
You can tell this got to Jimmy, he's such a thinned skinned hypocrite.
@HeyCousin2 жыл бұрын
"Bagel fetcher" is too perfect
@IKhanNot11 жыл бұрын
She wouldn't date a sweet young lad named James Norton? What has the world come to?
@hoogafanter3 жыл бұрын
The title led me to believe this would be a much different video...
@Hermunkle11 жыл бұрын
He's not 60 he's Forty-Flurf
@StereoMonolith17 жыл бұрын
I thought this was going to be a sex story..
@Gobirds1008 жыл бұрын
"bagel fetcher" LMFAO
@chriswilletts3621 Жыл бұрын
The only time I've loved Opie being so happy 😂👍
@jamesrustler60227 жыл бұрын
lol at Jimmy ragging on her height. oh, she's 5'1" and towered over by jimmy the giant who stands at an awesomely impressive 5'3"
@C-Stanz5 жыл бұрын
@Ash Cuckum lol @ exaggerating how tall Jim Norton is online to protect his honor. What happened in your life to get to this point?
@jimbean62575 жыл бұрын
Fuck that bitch.
@corywiedenbeck15625 жыл бұрын
@@C-Stanz how are you not more fazed that he said "shemales hotter than"
@sllimthg8 жыл бұрын
Jesus Jim and Ant and of course Opie can be huge babies
@RezzLeiden8 жыл бұрын
Thats not being a baby, thats calling someone out when their a sneaky little lying rat. They aren't afraid to confront someone.
@pdunleavy7811 жыл бұрын
"A 5 1/2 who's battling dwarfism". Jimmy rules.
@Heavilymoderated Жыл бұрын
I can hear a lifetime’s worth of rage at being rejected by “average” broads in his voice. 😂
@FezWhatley123 Жыл бұрын
Move out of your parents basement and seek a therapist already.
@prettycoolhuh7477 ай бұрын
@@FezWhatley123jim married a sh*m
@nemesisslr9 жыл бұрын
"Were we nice to her?" "Totally nice, well that's gonna end" Best thing I have heard for a while!
@emojisarepurecancer8097 Жыл бұрын
Jim is saying what we're all thinking!
@CinesterCharlie8 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy, but he's always so fucking sensitive with criticism. He's great with political issues, but when it comes to personal attacks not so much.
@joeyslap4262 жыл бұрын
He's not great with political issues. He's an annoying middle of the road fruit
@Ray_D_Tutto2 жыл бұрын
@@joeyslap426 He is also extremely close minded on "Conspiracies" despite Patrice laying them out perfectly. Troy called him out for being the only man on Earth who thinks Epstein killed himself.
@meaty2206 жыл бұрын
Why would an intern have a fan page!? Smh
@Messyman1612 жыл бұрын
How dare she claim Ant is 60, thats no way to treat a forty flurf year old man!
@colonelangus72249 жыл бұрын
Did she really just say 21th?
@Hipcubbiesfan8011 жыл бұрын
Meh, Jimmy attacks people constantly based on age and looks. Love Jim, but if you dish you have to take and he came off a tad sensitive.
@Gu1d-03 жыл бұрын
He attacks before getting attacked, he obviously already have a lot to fucking hate himself for as it is
@zackpolinik70149 жыл бұрын
Jimmykins is the Beethoven of insults.
@InfiniteZombies7779 ай бұрын
I love that she had to close down her FB page after this 🤣
@frankbeltran141210 жыл бұрын
When "lil jimmy" was actually Big insecure Jimmy
@turdsmcgillicuddy51186 жыл бұрын
I love this, Ant gets so excited when jimmy starts tearing into her
@williamb492010 жыл бұрын
yeeessss i love angry jim.
@anduin110 жыл бұрын
jim norton rants are top notch radio, forget O & A, Norton and the comics are the real stars
@jamesrustler60227 жыл бұрын
anjun thanks for letting us know
@GoranKeoki7 жыл бұрын
Well, forget O
@Blood0cean6 жыл бұрын
GoranKeoki no forget both
@Goosinator4206 жыл бұрын
Ant funnier than all of them
@lockandloadlikehell5 жыл бұрын
Gilbert is the real legend.
@barneyrebel01239 жыл бұрын
"If women were shoes, you'd be a Hush Puppy."
@ElohimPenemue12 жыл бұрын
It's funny to hear Jimmy with his feelings hurt..
@billyshead13398 жыл бұрын
Yea I hate girls who think everything is creepy. No matter what you do. Creepy. Don't get it.
@PC-mp4di8 жыл бұрын
It's a generational thing. Young girls these days think that way.
@TowGunner8 жыл бұрын
Millennials are indoctrinated to be "victims."
@harrydrake41738 жыл бұрын
But Jimmy is a creepy little worm.
@Mossmage8 жыл бұрын
What problem? Women being petty?
@mefilmmaking8 жыл бұрын
Maybe you are just.... full of creepiness. Blow your load & empty your tank, already.
@TheSlammurai7 жыл бұрын
Opie's real name is actually Anthony. That cracked me up.
@firstnamelastname3280 Жыл бұрын
Was this clip before or after Anthony’s “40 flurf”? That woulda been great to interject here
@Happyboymargarine4 жыл бұрын
Now she’s 40
@jaymeister263 жыл бұрын
30*
@adamf34 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy describing the intern as a “ 5 1/2 battling dwarfism” may be one of the best insults I’ve ever heard.
@itstherevolution3 жыл бұрын
Wow I thought someone added a David Attenborough clip to the last 10 seconds of this.
@Cocodream72 жыл бұрын
Said she battling dwarfism 😂
@JoshyJosh61012 жыл бұрын
And also when she thought Opie's real name was Anthony; they were able to successfully convince her that his real name actually is Opie.
@JeffreyStewart829 жыл бұрын
this fucking five and a half is battling dawrfism.
@Velocimackerel8 ай бұрын
I wonder if Intern Hush Puppy is still in radio
@PhanTheKonnectMan6 жыл бұрын
Wow he’d get fired today if he said this
@KMartReady2 жыл бұрын
her voice sounds like Stans sister from South Park
@Brettwbeyer1412 жыл бұрын
This is the way Norton always is when he rants. he and vos are best friends. They are both just quick witted cringe humor in their style.
@cigarjefe5 жыл бұрын
The no chinned homosexual bullied that poor woman.
@TehSamurai6 жыл бұрын
5'6” 40-year-old worm thinks he is too good for 5'1” 21-year-old. Jim and Anthony's sense of entitlement is bewildering.
@jordanwillett84565 жыл бұрын
I don't think so they seem to hook up with plenty of young girls no single guys want to date an older woman they're just no attractive I dated an 18yo at 28 and will continue to do so as long as possible who wants menopause pussy?
@BusterCherry1 Жыл бұрын
They are better than her. This stupid bitch who's a 5 and is basically an in-studio waitress is acting like she's above them, men who have accomplished more than she ever will. What a simp you are.
@C-ListPrincess12 жыл бұрын
Hey, Jimmy was best-foot-forward-Jim that day. He was very nice to her. I understand her being creeped about by Ant though.
@InfiniteZombies7779 ай бұрын
Why are they scary? This girl is weird af
@cinemacynic9804 жыл бұрын
Jimmy's pic looks like he is just FUMING, and waiting for you to finish talking to just rip into you. He looks like he is probably nodding his head as if he is listening and all that's running through his head is what he is going to scream at you and keeping note of keywords you say to him before the Rage is unleashed. Happy Birthday Jimmy! Love you!
@paul_bellini5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is a sensitive boy.
@jagatheeldest5786 Жыл бұрын
This clip should have been called, Norton embarrasses himself...
@stupidasso9739 Жыл бұрын
A 5 and a half battling dwarfism!!! 😂😂😂😂
@IllogicalMachine11 жыл бұрын
Jim Norton has no sense of how relationships work in the real world? Holy shit, you're a genius. Is this the ghost of Sigmund Freud?
@filler0112 жыл бұрын
holy shit I haven't even listened to todays show, can't wait for this and Ron and Fez... I imagine Ron will have a few things to say.
@radiofloyd5711 жыл бұрын
Morticia Adams hair
@jblinskens12 жыл бұрын
They weren't "nice" to her. They brought her in studio to ogle at and creep on her, then Jimmy gets all pissy because she's not interested. I love Jimmy, but he really comes off like an asshole here because he has no sense of how relationships work in the real world. Anthony just laughed it off, exactly like he should have. It's also worth noting that Ronny B brought it to the air first, and Dana simply told the truth. I guess Jimmy only hates phonies when he's not getting his feelings hurt.
@BrandinZinck2 жыл бұрын
She must've really hurt wittle Yimmy's feewings.
@TheQuan30163 жыл бұрын
She looked like Otto
@sidv19919 жыл бұрын
Fuck Yeah! Jim Norton is the man.
@MelBee1282 ай бұрын
Did Dana not do her research before accepting the internship? Even a quick Google search would have connected Ron & Fez with O&A. Then she would have known the type of show they had. Apparently she was so sheltered that she equated a man checking her out with rape. Wasn't she the one that wanted to work for a pop station? Did she think it would be any better there?
This is pathetic and mediocre... this girl and this comedian deserve each other actually.
@TowGunner7 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if Gregshells was the target. Headphones thrown, inane aquarium videos.......
@deadshot19956 жыл бұрын
Say what you will about Opie but he's actually got a decent personal life compared to Count Cumia and the worm. No reason for him to embarrass himself lusting after a girl half his age.
@joel87503 жыл бұрын
@@deadshot1995 "Count Cumia" 😂
@TheBarroomHero3216 жыл бұрын
#MAKEJIMMYFATAGAIN
@SeanDaRyan10 жыл бұрын
hahaha i LOVE when jimmy gets mad at like interns and shit
@dingojones2 жыл бұрын
It’s very telling how repulsed Jim is by a woman(actual woman) that’s shorter than him
@frozenlicks8 жыл бұрын
"fucking 5 1/2 who's fighting dwarfism" hahhaha
@frankieboy84142 жыл бұрын
Where is Sam from? That accent is really grating, in addition to his already grating nasal voice.
@prettycoolhuh7477 ай бұрын
Israel
@cuts2402 жыл бұрын
She is NOT a “prize “ Lol Older men is where it is at - btw. Truly!
@choongification11 жыл бұрын
battling dwarfism is the bests thing ive heard all day
@grasd29 жыл бұрын
Jimmy couldn't get that girl 20 years ago, and millions of dollars later he still can't. That's what's so upsetting to him.
@dethsnak9 жыл бұрын
grasd2 I'm guessing Jim Norton wronged you somehow. It's ok, let it out. I'll go make some chamomile tea to calm your nerves, and an ice pack for your butthurt.
@grasd29 жыл бұрын
Lariat You're the one butthurt about me criticizing your hero.
@jbo45479 жыл бұрын
grasd2 No one is calling him their hero. You are projecting. Wahh wahhh
@NothingToPointOut249 жыл бұрын
Why would he want her 20 years ago? He isn't Uncle Paul.
@chukwu473011 жыл бұрын
God damnit! Wheres the Late Patrice O'Neal when you need him?!