Oakland Nights (feat. Sia) | The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience

From Netflix's "The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience" . Featuring, Jenny Slate, Hannah Simone & Sterling K. Brown as Sia.
Visionary artists (and lifelong Oakland Athletics fans) The Lonely Island, pay tribute to legendary baseball gods, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire AKA the Bash Brothers, in this long-form visual poem set in 1988.
Watch & listen to the full length experience: UnauthorizedBa...
LYRICS:
Step into my crib everything smells like Cool Water
And if you come to mine, you know it’s Drakkar Noir
Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather
I’m told the horse that it’s from could run fast and far
Whooo, That shit is sexy
Tell the maitre’d at your booty to expect me
I’m solo and I’m flexin but don’t try to Soloflex me
NordicTrack all day
Squats in the living room, can I get a witness
The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness
Ohhh, so take of your guess, and let go of your stress
Cause the classiest shit, is what comes next
Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
Change outta your own clothes
This athletic days but oh those
Oakland Nights
Silk robes and kimonos
It’s our pleasure to loan those
Pumps and pantsuits all day,
All work, no play, no way
It’s time for
Oakland Nights
In the bedroom champagne on ice
I make erotic shadow puppets in the candle light
Your hair’s crimped, all frizzy cuz you frivolous
I feel like Macho Man and you my Miss Elizabeth
Sizzlish, do some crunches and some scissor kicks
Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish
And I love the way your high-cut-thong make your butt long
Now take em off but you know what to leave on
Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
Peel off, your pleated polos
These athletics days but oh those
Oakland Nights
Silk robes and kimonos
I pound the taiko drum in your dojo
Days in padded blazers, filing papers
No more it’s time for
Oakland Nights
Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
I’m a pro when I bone but I do it pro-bono
You work hard days so you deserve the
Oakland Nights
We’re the Oakland Knights of the round table
Plus I’ll take you out to pizza at the Round Table
Pizza, my favorite pizzeria in Oakland
But bring a change cause you can’t wear your silk robe in.

[@alexigoss2328]

Sterling k. Brown as Sia is the most inspired casting of the decade

[@OblivionsMemories]

The Sia Jheri Curl wig is my new favorite. Brilliant.

[@MC-ij3lb]

Isn't it the best ever?

[@MC-ij3lb]

@@OblivionsMemories His soul was totally glowing!

[@kmallory100]

@@MC-ij3lb His stage name is Sexual Chocolate!

[@palashbarad1396]

You with the Prithviraj Kapoor photo as your profile picture is quite inspiring too haha

[@tomscrivens1199]

Sterling K. Brown as Sia was majestic

[@shanta824]

What!?😊😜🎵

[@oskix4464]

Wdym Sterling that's Sia dude

[@tomscrivens1199]

@@oskix4464 oh shit you right

[@JunkPhuJP]

Seriously, I’m so used to this guy playing a mean muthafucker, that this threw me for a loop.

[@vampyrphile8458]

Laughed til I cried!

[@rafiglantz1]

I am dying to see Sterling K Brown's bloopers from this/him singing this and dancing. I would pay money for this.

[@SuperCrazydada]

Plot twist, no outtakes, mr. Brown nailed all scenes on first take!

[@syedrahim6199]

@@SuperCrazydada yeah thats Mr Brown

[@amberhoward7807]

@@SuperCrazydada My thoughts exactly!

[@colinproust6551]

Opmmmmg0

[@jhjjh-e6r]

@@colinproust6551 Long Oakland Atheltics Fans, repping An A's. Hat, Never lived in Oakland, Andy Sandbergs TV show is not about sports its about the Police and Represneted New York City New York not Bay area. What fan?

[@bananawal8215]

I can't believe Sia said "I'm a pro when I bone, but I do it pro-bono", or that Sterling k brown lipsynced to it. My eyes and ears are blessed

[@parkeralexander9649]

Nice to see this back and running! Lol “ft. Sia”

[@MelaninSenpai]

I’ve been missing the lonely island

[@MrKoothrappali]

@@MelaninSenpai Me too !

[@kblam1001]

*black and running

[@haytakhaytak189]

@@kblam1001 dude what have you made of yourself lol what's the joke there

[@ajajpk]

Their full visual music video album is on Netflix. A total masterpiece (this song is part of it)

[@bigchillin8384]

“I’m a pro when I bone but I do it pro bono” god that’s amazing

[@ryadkaddour6653]

what does it mea ?

[@mattcarroll3469]

@@ryadkaddour6653 Pro Bono means to do it for free..

[@ryadkaddour6653]

@@mattcarroll3469 oh thank you , I don't speak english well so that's why

[@psedog]

@@ryadkaddour6653 It's Latin, but yes we have adopted it into the English language.

[@Lina.Ya.]

In Russian we have this expression as well)

[@efung28]

It's criminal how much Sterling K. Brown enjoyed this role. Absolutely Criminal.

[@ChristopherFonseka]

"Tell the maître d' at your booty to expect me" is one of the best lines in rap

[@tatumfranz3615]

Fr that one line was stuck in my head for like 3 days on loop

[@Montesama314]

That pro bono pun was just lying in wait for centuries, emerging like an awakening leviathan.

[@idc5309]

The great old one

[@paridasnapesnapesnape5584]

I..didn't know how much I *needed* Sterling K. Brown as Sia. Wow.

[@barquelavender]

YESSSSSSS

[@Teaganbear]

hahaha

[@abdullahalkhatib1416]

It is so satisfying for some reason.

[@sho_ffs]

Still don't know what's happened, but his dance moves + Sia's voice did something to me.

[@chrishansen1842]

@@sho_ffs did it make you a pro when you bone but you do it pro-bono?

[@lukemcelwee6288]

I just loved the silk robe part. Literally can’t get it out of my head

[@soulcold1]

This will help to get it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bF7FdIFoqtdmpsk

[@chrishansen1842]

@@soulcold1 this better be what I think it is.

[@deniserossiter1059]

Yeah, it reminds me of TLC’s video for “Creep” when they wear silky pajamas like they are wearing here. Classic.

[@temwananinkana3419]

Its so so wierd

[@zukunftverstehen]

Catchy as hell, indeed!))))

[@Starlysh]

“Hard pass.” “Thank you for your consideration!” 😂 Perfect!! You will find love, Oakland boys!

[@zakari7-one-1]

666 boi

[@nimigeorge8089]

Love these guys😂😂😂

[@hal0seed]

yes that was the greatest line i've heard in a while.

[@annoyinghermit]

Oakland boys know how consent works XD

[@fionaotoole4813]

OH MY GOD it’s been too longggg! ❤️

[@linus8639]

I know this makes me so nostalgic

[@mrh5915]

I know right

[@derekbader130]

I'd love a new album!

[@1strokebust274]

@@derekbader130 lonely island does have a new album but they only posted the music videos on youtube

[@derekbader130]

@@1strokebust274 are you talking about the bash bros visual album on Netflix? I just saw/ watched it last night. Good shit!

[@elenae1366]

I need someone in my life to appreciate this with me

[@EnilyKuraiSama]

that's a thought that I have almost every day

[@miriam4175]

@@EnilyKuraiSama me too, all i have is friends that listen reguetton and not music in another language that is not spanish lol

[@ChallengerGX]

So you girls do exist

[@miriam4175]

@@ChallengerGX *immediately hides*

[@ChallengerGX]

@@miriam4175 :(

[@kirke148]

Sia's voice is AMAZING here. I would like to see the video of how they recorded this and what was Sia's face when she saw the lyrics

[@johnfrancisdoe1563]

Kirke Põldsamm You're not supposed to see her face, ever.

[@jakobvanklinken]

A bit of distortion here and there, the usual amount of autotune and echo, and her her doing a different accent. I'm not going to guess what accent that's supposed to be exactly, as I'm REALLY bad at guessing that and I don't want to offend anyone. But yeah, that's about it.

[@Andy-413]

@@johnfrancisdoe1563 I take it you've never seen her old music videos?

[@Andy-413]

Her face was like this 😐

[@hahamanin]

@@Andy-413 sarcasm man

[@OtelRacha]

wh... what's happening? Lonely Island is... they're alive??

[@Danyjet001]

Netflix series i think The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience

[@Wazzyupperss]

@@Danyjet001 Not really a series tbh, they put their whole album on Netflix.

[@ChantieMars]

@@Danyjet001 it's a visual album

[@Danyjet001]

@@ChantieMars cool!

[@blainem4698]

Andy Samberg has a tv show he's in not much time for this but lonely island is alive

[@funkdancingforselfdefense5278]

HANNAH SIMONE AND JENNY SLATE THE DUO I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

[@juliancisthebest]

“Tell the maître d’ at your booty to expect me” is now my favorite line of anything ever

[@Tigatron1448]

Lol it’s so fuckin good. Followed up by my second favorite line I’m pro when I bone but I do it pro bono

[@richardmiddleton2430]

juliancisthebest lol!!! I’m fuckin crying

[@nimigeorge8089]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@walterlowe7252]

Barely beats out pro bono

[@hambor12]

Fantastic line further elevated by the visual of said Booty Maître-d’ at 1:12

[@nayan9325]

Someday this will be randomly recommend to everyone's feed in youtube and Those who chose to watch this will get their mind blown.

[@May3rd88]

So i just leave a comment here for me of next 20 years if i ever stay alive

[@neuro201]

It happened to me today

[@annabeaty-y4x]

That literally just happened

[@Matthew_Baratheon]

Sterling K Brown is having the best time of his life in this video and I freaking love it.

[@squallsrapture]

Jenny Slate never stops being a gift.

[@ChrisDana10]

"New Lonely Island, gotta play it cool" Oh COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL, NO DOUBT NO DOUBT

[@Tukaro]

Everyone a year ago: "Can we get more new Lonely Island videos?" Lonely Island: "Hard Pass" Everyone: "Thank you for your consideration"

[@neshaoinspopolk4417]

Underrated comment😂😂👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@w.c.cowden7565]

If anyone is disappointed when they first listen to it, give it a couple days and try it again. It gets better and better.

[@Delsmarto]

Sterling gives it his all and I can't get enough of it.

[@filipratkovic5561]

"I'm a pro when I bone, but I do it pro bono" - my favorite line in whole album, loved this!!!

[@CarolinaNocked]

Kills me how they can get serious actors / entertainers to be a part of these things ..... hilarious

[@samwwrl98ify]

erics vision a majority of serious actors are really into and good at doing to comedies, maybe because of our expectations being subverted. Look at Andre Braugher with Holt for example!

[@rizkyanandita8227]

They willing to have some fun with their character, unlike certain kind of star.

[@aimanrahman8078]

Rizky Anandita who are you referring to? I just wanna know lol

[@rizkyanandita8227]

@@aimanrahman8078 there are several action star where their contract dictate the finl version of the movie and their character.

[@Futurebound_jpg]

Exactly, it makes it so much funnier XD

[@TheMoonPhoenix21]

Rejecting Andy proves once again that she is "THE WOOOORST"

[@popburnsy3207]

I'm not going to pretend that I did not hear "THE WOOOORST" autotuned to hell and back

[@yousefamr633]

he got rejected by his so called gf

[@WilliamBaker-fg1lf]

Blasting this on repeat and bawling my eyes out after the A’s last game in Oakland 😢

[@sohamdrifter]

"The classiest shit, is what comes next".... Sia starts singing! Perfect

[@agentstache135]

From Oakland, can confirm this is exactly what it’s like

[@1970boobear]

So everyone wears silk robes & kimonos?

[@p.j.wilkins1321]

"The Unauthorised Bash Brothers Experience" is one of the greatest pieces of documentary filmmaking ever produced.

[@86Krullie]

Sterlin K Brown as Sia is pure genius 😂 also Sia is killing it as always.

[@PoppingMagnus]

Me casually checking news feed A NEW LONLEYISLAND VIDEO?!? NO TWO!!

[@SwagBroPlays]

I had to do a triple take XD

[@quilfortfrederiks2398]

It's a whole visual album on Netflix

[@yaleen575]

Me too hahahaha

[@Isaacandjed]

Magnus Ågotnes a whole 30 minute album in fact

[@NotMeNaNaNa]

My wife didn’t get it as she didn’t grow up here. I on the other hand started t-ball in ‘89, obsessed with baseball and was part of early 90’s baseball card craze so yea it’s about time someone did a Bash Brothers bit and who better than Lonely Island 😎

[@emmaschmit7228]

Silk robes and kimonos, silk robes and kimonos... I love this I can't get it out of my head

[@JustLookA7]

I've listened to this like a thousand times

[@filipjecz]

I've watched / listened to this at least a hundred times during the last 24 hours and still, every time "Sia" comes out, I'm bursting into a fit of giggles. It's SO PERFECT!

[@svna4778]

Sterling K. Brown lip syncing as Sia in a Lonely Island video is everything I never knew I wanted

[@bradhuff5131]

Its sterling k brown

[@RatedEforExclusive]

Sterling killed me damn.

[@DonNorway]

My friends always say I'm gay, but I'm so attracted to Sia, so I don't see how that's possible.

[@tantefrank987]

The Hero of Goats well played.

[@CraigFisherman]

You answered you're own question their bro

[@lydiasensei4957]

had me in the first half not gonna lie

[@m3lodr4matic]

@@CraigFisherman *there...

[@CraigFisherman]

@@m3lodr4matic you missed the "your" also buddy

[@techbro404]

Man this whole album is some of the lonely islands best work to date. The fact that their new music doesnt blow up is really sad! Keep it up lads

[@shayneletendre9451]

Sterling K Brown left me in tears when he started "singing"

[@actually_aida]

the man, the myth, the legend - STERLING K. BROWN

[@jcase123]

Silk robe and kimono sales have gone through the roof since this release!

[@hannahl8081]

This was stuck in my head the whole time I was taking the ACT. All four hours. Thanks.

[@idc5309]

There are worse ear worms out there

[@britishempire2326]

😭 I was doing my fucking physics GSCE and this was playing all 5 hours...

[@waisakevesi6210]

Love the way sia's voice sounds

[@memorabiliatemporarium2747]

I was legit confused when "Sia" started singing.

[@linnathsoi1987]

BEST CELEBRITY MIX YET AHAHAHAHA IM CRYING

[@JiewenTan]

Yeah she's changed quite a bit isn't she

[@alyssahilary]

Same. First 'huh, isn't that a woman's voice?' 'He's clearly lip synching' 'this sounds like Sia' 'that wig' 'that IS Sia!', and then finally understood what they did there 😂

[@finnhaverkamp]

@High Beam thank you. I had no idea what he was talking about.

[@popburnsy3207]

Sterling K. Brown has a great speaking voice, I had no idea he had such a lovely singing voice!

[@aerteniemos]

STERLING BROWN AS SIA IS MY FAVORITE THING I HAVE EVER EVER SEEN

[@joshherbert5366]

"take off your Guess and let go of your stress." incredible!

[@Slowmotionthworp]

Sterling K. Brown ATE!!!

[@bencresswell5246]

You can tell sterling had way to much fun with this

[@justinsmom87]

This is the best thing ever. Sia looks great.

[@12haua]

I finally know what Bran was doing during the battle. Thanks!

[@mustaphaa7126]

Sterling k brown as sia is actually the best part if this video 😭😭😭😂

[@louspowels7120]

2:13 best line. "Sizzlish, do some crunches and some scissor kicks/ body shaved, slick like an exquisite fish"

[@lyricallygone]

Bars. That rhyme schemes was fire. Lol

[@rosegrey2630]

Just came back to this and it Has become one of my favourite lonely island songs

[@heshds]

Apart from just hearing one of my favorite B99 stars groan for 20 seconds straight... This is a pretty good song.

[@1970boobear]

...not Balthazar?

[@maiconsilva4205]

Shut up

[@matthewpeterkinaikuruyamot8743]

The Lonely Island and Sia is so magnificent and popular both of them is my top number one singers and they are awesome

[@scottyanderson8168]

"We're the oakland knights of the round table plus i'll take you out to pizza at the round table, pizza, my favourite pizzaria in oakland, but don't bring your change cause you can't bring your silk robes in" loves it.

[@michaelstrange3056]

Scotty Anderson round table is hella good tho

[@expatveteran7815]

Lol it’s not Oakland’s best but it’s hella good!

[@junkersintutus4282]

@@expatveteran7815 Zacharies

[@dennisflosbach1195]

Can't stop repeating the song

[@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr]

I was falling asleep when I saw this, and when I saw Sterling K. Brown as Sia I legit thought I was dreaming.

[@BIGNEM]

3:13 the most inspirational moment of the 21st century.

[@silasbeacom2930]

Upvote x25000

[@bilbotook1810]

@@silasbeacom2930 upvote?🤣

[@silasbeacom2930]

@@bilbotook1810 upvote? xD ? :P

[@silasbeacom2930]

@@bilbotook1810 you fucking idiot

[@Montesama314]

"...and that's what it'll be like." "Hard pass!" "Thank you for your consideration!"

[@robertrivera2862]

That was the punchline of the whole video 😂😂😂😂

[@astarryeyedgirl]

I really liked how quickly they gave way when rejected. That was refreshing, and I appreciated it.

[@oe2706]

That's the murderer dentist from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[@banned2619]

O E yoooooooo

[@DReynolds_OG]

He's also Killmonger's dad in Black Panther. And an Emmy winner.

[@bluetaigax1747]

OH DAMN OH DAMN OH DAMN

[@cristina9202]

BING POT

[@qaasimabdul6766]

Pretty sure that’s Barney Stinson’s brother

[@UsiiF]

Sterling K. Brown as Sia is exactly what I needed this year. He legit looks like he’s loving every minute. You see it at 1:40 , 1:46 , 2:33 , 2:40 , 3:12 and just for the line 3:18. "I’m a pro when I bone but i do it pro bono". That line is forever imprinted into my mind.

[@keegangood652]

It genuinely shocks me this doesn't have a billion views. The Bash Brothers Experience on Netflix is a masterpiece that I haven't watched less than 7 times.

[@THE_BEAR_JEW]

Sizzle-ish. Do some crunches and some scissor kicks. Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish. Verse nearly killed me. LMAO.

[@riskitbiscuit34]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ichhabkeinenusername2133]

is it explicit or exquisite?

[@jeremyp2164]

man sia has an amazing voice.

[@nurul_ovro]

Yes

[@tammitharae]

Sterling K. Brown! The Lonely Island! Sia! Jenny Slate and Hannah Simone! Everything about this video is awesome!

[@jerrychiemeke7525]

Sterling K. Brown had too much fun with this.

[@Imbanatic93]

Not sure what brought me back here , but im glad it did

[@EddieLowenheim]

Apart from this song being hilarious as it is, getting Sia to feature but Sterling K. Brown to play her is the best thing ever.

[@xtessellate]

missed the lonely island so much.. can never get tired watching the older ones but it’s nice to see they’re still killing it with new content 👌

[@emeraldtrichomeco8062]

I got a Silk Robe for my girl and a kimono for me during Quarantine; Now we rock out to this constantly.

[@ieatsnowcrabs2240]

Best song off the album

[@alfiebarboza]

dude this is so catchy damn, i've had that hook all day in my head

[@rachelarruda1475]

This is the best song I have ever heard

[@AayushVarma18]

Why is Andy hitting on his so-called "girlfriend" who thinks his dad is a cellphone?

[@pranatianjalilima9063]

Coz she's his girlfriend. DUHHHHHH!!!!

[@Zombieslayer0044]

Maaaaaaaan. He threw her on the ground!!!!

[@jadon9104]

@@Zombieslayer0044 he is not part of the system

[@jadon9104]

@@Zombieslayer0044 he is not part of the system

[@jadon9104]

@@Zombieslayer0044 he is not part of the system

[@sgtbrnes]

i can't stop listening to it

[@jacksongill8880]

I miss lonely island. Please come back.

[@KachZz]

I love that SIA changing her style so often. True artist.

[@nanopuck]

"I'm a pro when I bone but I do it Pro Bono" is now sealed nicely in the back of my mind. I will be waiting very patiently for an opportunity to use this in casual conversation.

[@Tigatron1448]

I think they’re best line might be from their Bin Laden song. Seal team 69 sexecutin’ the hit.

[@tehwelorg]

@@Tigatron1448 nah son. That award goes to: I said he wasn't in a cave but there was no stoppin

[@josiahmiller3223]

I bought a signed Jose Canseco autograph from 1988 just because of this album

[@bsko_turbo]

It is a special ritual to exercise when this song pops up

[@trzydziestypiaty]

I was not a major fan of Sia, but this song convinced me that she has a real talent.

[@RossCapouch]

why is this an absolute bop

[@Schacal6666]

Old School LonelyIsland music + old school video Iam getting nostalgic ❤️

[@SamuraiPipotchi]

Good to see Sia is finally getting proper character representation in music videos.

[@mike_rodwin]

Voice's Sia is amazing 🥺

[@ahmetozturk5031]

This is one of the best songs from thelonelyisland. Deserves more views

[@Deceratoris]

It's long time since Sia showed face in musicvideo

[@jkcarton1497]

bruh when sterling brown aka the sexy sia started singing it slappppps

[@kniter]

The Sia part is amazing

[@ColeNollavook]

I never knew how bad I needed this in my life till it popped up in my Netflix feed. I was so upset during the closing credits to discover this was just a one-off and not a recurring series.

[@kozis_ragdoll]

I know it's been 2 years, but we still don't talk enough about how hot Andy's voice is throughout this song/album. I mean, 2:22 - 2:25 in particular is just 🥵

[@andrerocha6008]

There is a line in Focus in the Game that is superb. When he sings about they´re crown being taken. I wont quote it entirely, but his voice sounds amazing in that bit.

[@sugarayofsunshine]

Baseball AND Sia...add lonely island = beyond crazy 😜

[@harbhajansinghania]

Hannah Simone is breathtaking!

[@berzerk6950]

Holy god didn't expect Sia to be that beautiful

[@Oakshield2]

Jenny Slate really nails that confused look after the song stops

[@silentdecay]

I appreciated the opening far more than most i think. Like of tvs in the woods , "Sunday Afternoon Movie", square shoulder pin stripes & Jenny Slate... It hit

[@solopanda950]

Been waiting for another album happy they came out with another song.

[@solopanda950]

@Luke Lowerson Never really used Spotify thanks for the heads up

[@xplode260]

i mean they released a whole half hour thingy on netflix with the whole album and the full story in the correct order i would suggest watching that

[@elimoranodicio4163]

how is that called?

[@Danfrancoeur1]

@@elimoranodicio4163 the unauthorized bash brothers experience. Check the link under the video. There's a link to watch on Netflix or listen on a few platform

[@elimoranodicio4163]

@@Danfrancoeur1 thank you so much, i'm gonna watch it now