To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏❤️😊👋
@scottsthaname12 ай бұрын
💙🩵 Harris 2024 🩵💙
@dinorahtramirez77822 ай бұрын
Amén you to
@visariosorino80342 ай бұрын
❤️❤️❤️❤️😊👋👍@@scottsthaname1
@visariosorino80342 ай бұрын
@dinorahtrami🙏😊👋rez7782
@lgk40082 ай бұрын
Good Grief! Get a life
@pepsiwepsi19522 ай бұрын
My cat has chronic kidney disease. Please send positive vibes.
@wicked392 ай бұрын
Ok sending
@simpleuser00012 ай бұрын
Bless your beloved feline. I lost one of mine last year. Cats are truly our best family members.
@a_figure_skater_family2 ай бұрын
A cardinal owning a pet cat? Go play catch and scratch!
@TolyTheTolerBear2 ай бұрын
That Trump call to Kamala was hilarious; can’t believe the media didn’t report it!
@showtime49562 ай бұрын
Politicians are Not heroes, and neither are Celebs Heroes…
@carolannpacificadam19442 ай бұрын
What ever you derp!
@nicholasgarrick88552 ай бұрын
Kamala trump call was hysterical i couldn't stop laughing 😂.
@davidjones80432 ай бұрын
So you’re a brain dead idi0t. Got it
@user-em5li2zb5i2 ай бұрын
Sounds like you’d fit right in with her
@Billy-v2e2 ай бұрын
What are you. 5 and mentally deficient?
@carolannpacificadam19442 ай бұрын
But since you lack an education .. you aren't either
@fantasyfox9652 ай бұрын
The unofficial Olympic logos was the best part for me😂
@bennynguyen94522 ай бұрын
😮😊❤
@Billy-v2e2 ай бұрын
Yeah maybe if you're retarded
@emilydavis5342 ай бұрын
The Judo logo makes me think of contemporary dancing on DWTS.
@Simply_Kingsley2 ай бұрын
Worddd😂😂
@suzibouch-xm9yr2 ай бұрын
YES, you actually said IT, CON-CON! 😊😁🤣
@legendarypo1832 ай бұрын
that Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman rapping is sick🔥
@nicholasgarrick88552 ай бұрын
I cant wait for the Paralympics 🇨🇵.
@timeisahumanconstruct92512 ай бұрын
only if they let trans para-athletes compete!
@darcydraper28502 ай бұрын
Such biased reporting is THE problem.
@katywild47772 ай бұрын
🤣🤣. It’s satire. Why are you here? It’s comedy ffs.
@James_Vocals2 ай бұрын
Bud shut up
@baronroaster4042 ай бұрын
Of course Trump supporters would confuse a comedy show with a news report. Trump loves the uneducated
@WannaKnowDetails2 ай бұрын
Wut are You doing here?
@viperb41482 ай бұрын
This is not a news media outlet it's a late night show 😂
@leahd48782 ай бұрын
Great, now the J’ort song is stuck in my head at 1AM😂
@DougGrinbergs2 ай бұрын
2:31 unofficial Olympic logos 😆😂
@irisbelle82 ай бұрын
#BoycottParisOlympics2024
@irisbelle82 ай бұрын
@@Villapallenberg some things deserve to be cancelled
@Stacey-ul3oe2 ай бұрын
Trump misses Biden.🥲
@lindacummings16992 ай бұрын
Love this!
@susanfanning94802 ай бұрын
Yep. I respect President Bidon. At the same time , trump is lost in what to do with Kalama and it shows.
@ennelle20242 ай бұрын
I wonder if the democrats are embarrassed knowing damn well the media lies and covered up for biden??? Guess what?? They'll do it with Harris as well. You gullible fools
@dyarom45752 ай бұрын
I misses Biden gaffe too😂😂😂"Number 1"😂😂😂'The IDEA"😂😂😂"By the way" 😂😂😂'We have 1000 Trillionaires" 😂😂😂"Look ! We Finally Beat Medicare"😂😂😂"
@frankvazquez59742 ай бұрын
Oh yes he does. Those were more simple times for sociopaths.
@OhMeOhMy772 ай бұрын
Comedy GOLD! Superb and crafty! I love post SNL Fallon.
@NeilNewsNetwork2 ай бұрын
I'm not saying Kamala is dumb, but she's holding the phone to her ear while its on speaker 4:17
@plet7742 ай бұрын
She’s smart. Just not competent. She played the game well. I hope America sees how ridiculous she is and votes Trump, who has much more common sense and moderate policies.
@lolmanlol982 ай бұрын
They did fake the call. But she’s not dumb, it’s the editors fault, which kinda sucks as an editor for a democratic nominee should be much better 😂
@goarmysleepinthemud.2 ай бұрын
I do that too sometimes depending on what’s going on. Sometimes my speaker is not loud enough
@loisdanes1762 ай бұрын
She didn't know how to hold it because it was a fake phone call
@gidgetnsweetpealacarter97972 ай бұрын
@@goarmysleepinthemud.that’s me too..
@terran55692 ай бұрын
Can someone please get word to Mrs. Harris to please don't give the hand salute. She should read the Hand Salute Protocol. The hand salute is for uniformed personnel only. It is arbitrary for civilian dressed presidents, though I personally, as a Member of the VFW, do not appreciate that. Ex military and police in civilian attire use it as a show of respect. Not for those who have not served. It should also be done right, not with the thumb pointing to the sky!
@scottsthaname12 ай бұрын
💙🩵 Harris 2024 🩵💙
@gemcan542 ай бұрын
KAMALA FOR HAMAS CZAR???!!!!
@finesupplements96982 ай бұрын
❤️🩷Harris for Prison 2024🩷❤️
@spiffybadger38542 ай бұрын
@@finesupplements9698thank you
@drumjod2 ай бұрын
"I don't know where it goes, but this came to me.... In a dream" lmao!
@Raepok2512 ай бұрын
I am gonna love hearing people say Madam President! About time!
@___39882 ай бұрын
Just got chills imagining this. Long overdue.
@og-fn8gw2 ай бұрын
You wish!!! # MAGA!!!!!
@Chef_Chee2 ай бұрын
@og-fn8gw define MAGA. When was America great? What years are you referring too? What made them great? Were they great for everyone?
@Raepok2512 ай бұрын
@@og-fn8gw Let that Evil flag fly!
@Wicked_Trojan2 ай бұрын
You’re going to be waiting at least 4 more years. Maybe find a woman candidate that was actually nominated by voters, has a record of actual achievements, isn’t total cringe and has more detailed policies than “freedom.”
@peebeenojay2 ай бұрын
as a scientist, I appreciated the lowercase 'p' in 'pH'.
@MikesOrganicVideos2 ай бұрын
The jorts bit was also hilarious.
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz12 ай бұрын
Loved officially, unofficially 😂!
@xenprovence61262 ай бұрын
When they go dark…. We go joy.
@Harley592 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 OTFLMFAO 😂😂😂 Ryan and Hugh are fricken awesome. The movie is going to be great. And of course, as always, Jimmy, you crush it. 🤣🤣😂😂
@lucasgaletti10202 ай бұрын
BOYCOTT THE OLYMPICS
@GuyAye2 ай бұрын
Boycott your moms smelly snatch
@metime43252 ай бұрын
They say the food is all vegetarian. They are saying that they eliminated meat to protect the environment. Many teams are complaining about the food. The quality is so bad, and S. Koreans sent their own chef and food ingredients to Paris as well.
@seeit02 ай бұрын
Nah it's more about pastries and small serves ..
@_hridhima2 ай бұрын
Not me relying on Jimmy for all my political news😭 Edit: y'all need to learn to take a joke smh
@jimmyispromo2 ай бұрын
This show is far from news. Haha. Just the light heart jokingly side of "stuff"
@MarcLloydZ2 ай бұрын
@jimmyispromo hey I saw your channel and saw your a phone guy of some sorts. I was wondering if you knew how I can stop reddit app from recognizing my phone. I am perm banned from reddit and supposedly they know what device I am on so I keep getting shadow banned where my comments won't pop up and yes I am using a vpn.
@mimim85322 ай бұрын
Don’t think that is his point.
@DeadVegaInSpain2 ай бұрын
Jimmys show is like the enquirer. It’s all a joke just like him. He used to be funny though. Back in the day when him and Timberlake had a brother bond. But jimmy got all political and it’s super annoying. Last election we had votes were almost split down the middle. Shows half the country are dems and the other half are republicans just about. Amazes me when these late night shows nail on one party knowing they’re making the other half of the country just straight up hate them. I actually used to like Fallon and Kimmel but me being a republican I can’t help but get pissed feeling. Down my comment all you want but if he was constantly downing dems. Leave the political people To politics. Might be all in the name of comedy but this is exactly part of the reason why this country is split down the middle. Maybe boycott dems and republicans. Start something new. Everyone is so educated so start something new. Don’t be a sheep
@_hridhima2 ай бұрын
@@jimmyispromo that's only how much i need, considering I'm not even from America lol
@marianamakarem66542 ай бұрын
I wanted to like this video multiple times, I can’t believe I only get one
@kareneggimann39332 ай бұрын
Finally no Biden bad jokes
@karenwaddell93962 ай бұрын
Looking forward to the last bad Trump jokes too.
@carmitaelizaicasiano37952 ай бұрын
Boy, I just love this show 😊
@mmartinezPhysics2 ай бұрын
Harris 2024!
@marigoldbeam54752 ай бұрын
Birds of a raggedy feather flock together.
@AbundantAustin2 ай бұрын
Obama endorsed Biden too and that definitely worked out. 🙄
@gingermathews2 ай бұрын
Yeah it did whether rightfully acknowledged for the whole truth on actual accomplishments is another story….spin doctors will spin just long enough to make any story palatable until the next crisis comes along to keep turmoil the order of the day….the proof is always in what or who is left behind …if we aren’t left with a democracy….even this platform may cease to exist or at least in this format…the new alternative would replace it with government regulated propaganda and only comments that support those policies….is that what every soldier of this nation fought for since the 1700s? I don’t think so….
@kingkuts2 ай бұрын
Exactly!!
@baronroaster4042 ай бұрын
You mean the current president? Lmao sucks to suck. Oldest presidential candidate in history: Trump
@gingermathews2 ай бұрын
@@AbundantAustin i hope Harris prevails become the first woman first Asian first black female President and mops the floor with the pasty faced tub of goo in every way possible. I hope his prosecutions take place and that the truth whatever it may truly be comes out and is acted on, i hope that the darkness and vitriol and hateful bullying that we have had to endure in particular with Trumps participation in politics is corralled and suppressed if not stopped . I want everyone to be able to look forward to life instead of having worry be the first feeling faced every day and that if there are people made to leave this country then it is those who have abused it and the people in it including the crooked politicians in both houses…i have had enough of the pain and hurt and lies and fears …i want those responsible GONE…the pillsbury dough boy and every last goon following that pied piper…
@metalmacabre99912 ай бұрын
Now it's trump so what's your point. He'll be the oldest president. He only wants power, he doesn't care about Americans.
@HavendaleBlvd802 ай бұрын
I type in "Olympic swimming parody" in search of comedy, and THIS is the first option KZbin puts up for me? I haven't watched a Jimmy Fallon video in years. Oh I see what is happening here..
@Its-a-Sign2 ай бұрын
She needs to address support for 🎉Social security benefits increase and Medicare expansion on dental and vision care for seniors.
@thunderousapplause2 ай бұрын
She will.
@CurtisJeffries-cd5vu2 ай бұрын
WE BROKE. wut part of this is soo hard for you people to understand?
@dm-310242 ай бұрын
Best joke ever 5:40 home run. VERY funny: “CON CON”.
@juleighhastings62242 ай бұрын
Amazing Open Ceremony!!❤❤❤
@patthurgood62752 ай бұрын
Amazing?? It was disgusting!! Mocking Christianity by this woke nonsense. Horrible! They should all be ashamed!!
@sachinpalcse11382 ай бұрын
Guys anyone notice how many dislikes increasing to this show day by day , thats good , dislike this kind of show
@sandracabrera17482 ай бұрын
Team blue let's united the world
@diamondlion472 ай бұрын
HARRIS 2024 💙
@glenmaxwell34652 ай бұрын
Worst Unoriginal opening Ceremony I ever witnessed, Somalia and Easter Island would have done better job
@Ellocoyyopodcast2 ай бұрын
On my Spanish podcast el loco y yo,podcast I’ll be talking about how harris will change and is changing everything. Love her and i will be voting as always democrat ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@robertgandler31772 ай бұрын
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
@robliston12832 ай бұрын
*Kamala Harris doesn't even need a VP to help her win. She's doing AMAZING on her own.* *Harris 2024*
@saldamico48162 ай бұрын
Gay
@whatthepack52 ай бұрын
Thankfully that is incorrect. Trump is winning by a lot right now.
@unclejoey422 ай бұрын
Who writes for this show now? It used to be good. Now it kinda stinks.
@mallikapatri84772 ай бұрын
Boring right? Predictable for the most part. I’ve switched to John Oliver
@hugoo15492 ай бұрын
Who put the old in DonOLD? TRUMP DID
@lindacummings16992 ай бұрын
😂😅😂😅
@susanfanning94802 ай бұрын
2 years behind Bidon in AGE. Too old, trump. 2 years!!! Trump is too old!!
@benjaminodem3922 ай бұрын
*Biden . @susanfanning9480
@oldbeatpete2 ай бұрын
coin that con!
@PC-tc5je2 ай бұрын
What ever happened to Joey? We haven’t seen him in a few.. he dropped out? What?! I heard he was the “best version” of himself just a few weeks ago…
@makenasimani46882 ай бұрын
I need me some more Jort songs😂😂
@buch12242 ай бұрын
Love Kamala and her bravery to take the torch .
@JayzoTheNextKobeBryant2.02 ай бұрын
Yes
@CharlieEverest-l8x2 ай бұрын
3rd world war with Harris ! Unfair media channel.
@saldamico48162 ай бұрын
LMAO her bravery to take the torch. Who talks like that. Yes, so very very brave
@newhistory97542 ай бұрын
She is brave or stupid to fight for sure when Biden ran away.
@mrmrgaming2 ай бұрын
He waited until they made him a better offer for his seal of approval. I'm guessing a new yacht.
@eugeniorenzi77902 ай бұрын
In a normal America, and if Trump were a normal person, he would actually call to congratulate his opponent for her nomination.
@theomegaman2182 ай бұрын
What ?? 😂 Trump should thank here for locking up Black people and warmongering ??
@kellymay37742 ай бұрын
Hahaha 😂 yeah that’s not happening
@mytexasdays15262 ай бұрын
He's planning his unfair election results lawsuit right now. 😂😂😂😂 (For a second time.)
@drewalk632 ай бұрын
Cena not in the jorts video is crime😂
@ErinFisherMusic2 ай бұрын
President Kamala Harris 💙💙💙
@dwaynegarfield15512 ай бұрын
You are so hilarious Jimmy!💕🙏😂You killed it on this video!
@Maiko1008762 ай бұрын
Should have had the “ Jorts” king Kevin Smith.
@marianamakarem66542 ай бұрын
In an attempt at chaos I’d love to see jimmy take an edible and do a monologue. A girl can wish
@PatraJenny2 ай бұрын
Trying to use a public toilet without touching the seat 😂😂😂😂😂
@elon694202 ай бұрын
I hope they do the unofficial logos joke for everyday of the Olympics!
@sergiosandoval86742 ай бұрын
All of a sudden people like that , Harris.🙄
@aliciaaltom66522 ай бұрын
Yea we do! Wild to think she would want the same respect guys get. 😒 Cant wait for HARRIS to win
@thedailyhummm2 ай бұрын
Yep, let’s go Kamala 2024!!!
@Chef_Chee2 ай бұрын
All the sudden republikkkans blame her for everything. Hmmmm 5 days ago it was Joe. Let's go brandon... oh wait
@Chef_Chee2 ай бұрын
All the sudden republikkkans supported tRump. Ted nugent. Kid rock. Roseanne....shall I go on
@sergiosandoval86742 ай бұрын
@@Chef_Chee who's a Republican?
@nbuehster2 ай бұрын
2:27 to 4:08 I was crying.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 7:00 to 7:10 Stop it, Jimmy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 7:33 to 8:30 Someone needs to *REEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIX* that.😁 10:36 to 12:28 PLEASE put that on digital stores.😁
@MikesOrganicVideos2 ай бұрын
Worth watching for the Deadpool Wolverine rap battle alone. Please upload that separately.
@piafunesbakker50952 ай бұрын
Love that music🎉
@a_figure_skater_family2 ай бұрын
His reason why the Olympic swimming pool clogged, and the un-official meaning of the logos are hilarious.
@___beyondhorizon46642 ай бұрын
This Jimmy is the only one who remembers to do the macron 's joke 🤣🤣😂 maybe it's why he didn't swim in the River 😂 A French reporter asked if macron will be swimming in the River recently, he replied "If i tell you, you might be there, right?" 😂
@NerdieTurtle2 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to have John Cena in the Jorts skit
@kathleenyvonnewestbrook73072 ай бұрын
Like a thief in the night. Feed my sheep, ewes, lambs. 😎❤️
@LincolnDWard2 ай бұрын
Amen - that is the true work of Christ.
@kathleenyvonnewestbrook73072 ай бұрын
@@LincolnDWard feeding animals too. Raccoons 🦝-one baby lost to the road today. Jeremiah the bullfrog likes his song.
@heatherimhoff62952 ай бұрын
I LOVE THIS!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@jamesdale69672 ай бұрын
That…..Was awesome!!!!
@idoasberger10152 ай бұрын
BRAVO PARIS BRAVO FRANCE!!!!such a spectacular opening ceremony
@sultanInc2 ай бұрын
Team Kama🙏🏾a 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@saldamico48162 ай бұрын
Gay
@DanielleA20232 ай бұрын
Vote 💙 2024
@finesupplements96982 ай бұрын
Trump 2024 ❤
@andresj3612 ай бұрын
Oh Jimmy you can’t help but make yourself look bad.
@jennybardoville54552 ай бұрын
Wow The Obama impersonators nearly had me fooled too 😅
@nicholasgarrick88552 ай бұрын
Jimmy your killed it amazing French translation.
@marcuscochran8062 ай бұрын
Lighthearted and fun. Not terrible 🇺🇸
@Littlebigtime2 ай бұрын
I feel like Higgins lost a bet
@avicadotoast2 ай бұрын
“nork jornos” 😂😂
@johnhockenberry48232 ай бұрын
I don't know why? But Jimmy is so annoying to me. Weird
@patrickmoore69732 ай бұрын
Me too.
@informer2 ай бұрын
Me too, yet I keep watching for some reason. I just don’t think he’s funny, though occasionally he will hit with a great skit like tight pants
@Tammy-l4r2 ай бұрын
Thanks. ✌❤🙏😊
@EvelynRobinson222 ай бұрын
Nork Jornas 🤣
@amodernpoet2 ай бұрын
last few mins are for John Cena
@ragragrec12 ай бұрын
CONCON was 10/10 hahaha
@Benped2592 ай бұрын
I just can’t believe how political these late night shows have become. Haven’t watched one in years anymore.
@bmwareugly2 ай бұрын
I can see how Maga wouldn't like the almighty fuhrer being made fun of.
@needinput98052 ай бұрын
Why is this show still on? This guys about as funny as watching paint dry.
@kernel102 ай бұрын
😂 yeah
@oldbeatpete2 ай бұрын
Jimmy is ok
@islabush-s5q2 ай бұрын
Off-topic question. Here's the problem, I have 400 USDT in my OKX wallet, I don't know how to transfer them to binance, I only have the seed phrase: head isolate sound end kit industry choice festival limit stable dolphin derive. What address should I enter?
@opinionsmatter-xx4go2 ай бұрын
Trump + Bitcoin = Con Con 😂5:33
@PC-tc5je2 ай бұрын
Wait, that’s funny? Hmm… seems lame…. Are you sure?
@Jason-dh7qg2 ай бұрын
Thank you for reviewing the ER Champagne. I bought a bottle once, the flavor was amazing, but the bubbles were non existent. I thought I got a bad bottle and have yet to try again-now I don’t have anymore second thoughts after your honest review. 😀
@prdamico2 ай бұрын
#CacklingHyena #CrazyKamala
@Nursing-tv4ec2 ай бұрын
That's your best insult? Lol you're sad to see someone happy? Get a life. I know for sure I won't vote a criminal, felon, conman, racist, discriminator, liar, cheater, orange person.
@jras682 ай бұрын
I mean could the opening have been any longer? It was like every body gets a trophy. And they had to bring in AC units for athletes. WTH?
@rollydilao37492 ай бұрын
Glad they included John Cena in Jorts.
@McD57912 ай бұрын
Whatchu talking about? I didn't see John Ce - ooooooooohhhhhhhh...... 😳
@alyanton21572 ай бұрын
So sad 😭 PARIS Olympians has suffered terribly bad Weather 🥶AND dealing rudeness from people Service.
@cheska20242 ай бұрын
Loved Jorts! Thank you for a Friday night show.
@thang88012 ай бұрын
I’m not American, I don’t understand one thing. How come people don’t get to choose your candidate?
@stoogesfan872 ай бұрын
I want to see Bill Clinton and George Bush endores Kamala Harris.
@mytexasdays15262 ай бұрын
Haha 😅😅😅 Bush. I bet he would if it didn't create waves.
@thubtenpemamcrae44472 ай бұрын
Really creative writing tonight!
@JenniferLeigh-is7qq2 ай бұрын
"con-con" and "jorts"!!!! I love this man!
@Maribel-q3y2 ай бұрын
the trump voice at the Tonight Show is very funny!
@mozar52782 ай бұрын
Trump "I don't care how, but you have to get out and vote and again," he added. "Christians, get out and vote just this time. You won't have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It will be fixed. It will be fine. You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians." what this means
@lindacummings16992 ай бұрын
He’s a nutcase. Get him his meds. Get Don jr into a rehab center for his drug addiction
@Mellyboowhowho2 ай бұрын
@@lindacummings1699don’t forget Joe needs to be in an assisted living facility and Hunter may as well go to rehab too. Right?
@chasityleman79322 ай бұрын
Soooo GLAD YOUR BACK!!!
@Ho11ow6612 ай бұрын
Why should I care if Obama endorses Kamala? I don't care who endorses who, I care what they're going to do, not this bullshit