(objection.lol) Godot's Coffee Speedrun

Phoenix Wright challenges the mysterious Godot for a Coffee drinking speedrun until he passes out. How long will he make it for?
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[@neutralball1099]

Time to do an accurate math of this. (I know pufflord have already done this, but 3 seconds does not seem to be the case here and I’ll explain why). Firstly, the moment Godot gets a cup, a whole second passes. From the moment he drinks and slams his cup down, indication of him finishing, 2 whole seconds has passed, meaning that it takes him 2 seconds to drink a whole cup of coffee instead of 3. 60 seconds divided by 2 is 30, meaning that Godot is drinking 30 cups of coffee every single minute. He’s been going at it for 9 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 second. (Yes, I know the last one is 69, but I’m trying to be accurate here and I’m pretty sure that last part is there as a joke.). I’m just going to round this up to 10 hours for simplicity. If we convert 10 hours to seconds, then this gives us 36,000 seconds. Dividing 36,000 seconds by 2, that gives us 18,000 cups. Now here’s the kicker. 1 cup of coffee usually have a caffeine amount of 80-100, but I did saw an exact number of caffeine being inside of coffee of 95. It is said that 4 cups of coffee, roughly 400 milligrams of caffeine, is the limit for most healthy adults. If we go by that, then that would mean 500 milligrams of caffeine is dangerous. Going back to the 18,000 cups of coffee, adding onto the fact that each coffee contains roughly 100 milligrams of caffeine, that gives us a total of 7,600,000 milligrams of caffeine. (18,000 x 95). And since 5 cups of coffee seems to be dangerous for an adult, that would mean 500 milligrams of caffeine is the limit for an adult human. 7,600,000 divided by 500 is 15,200, meaning that Godot should be dead 15,200 times over. In conclusion: Motherfucker is beyond saving. His entire bloodline decided to spend their entire gene pool solely on being immune to caffeine so they can drink as much of that shit as they can.

[@thenameisjoeW]

Bro's tryna get an A for school, deserved 👑

[@neutralball1099]

@@thenameisjoeW Funny enough, I only have like 1 A and it ain’t math, unfortunately.

[@thenameisjoeW]

@@neutralball1099 English?

[@neutralball1099]

@@thenameisjoeW Choir.

[@thenameisjoeW]

@@neutralball1099 damn bro you must got vocals like michael jackson

[@weirdface1846]

godot cheated you can still see the remaining coffee bounce when he slams his cups on the desk

[@909mcronald]

The coffe is infinite so he only drink like normal cup

[@ttalha08]

That’s the nasty stuff at the bottom you don’t wanna drink that

[@TheRobloxTerminatedDeath]

As you can see weird face is good enough to be an attorney in ace attorney so go out and say "OBJECTION!" weird face!

[@pufflord4230]

It takes Godot about 3 seconds to drink a cup of coffee here, which is 20 cups of coffee a minute, 1,200 cups per hour, he drank for 9 hours, 59 minutes and 69 seconds which is actually 10 hours and 9 seconds. 1,200 * 10 is 12,000 + 3 is 12,009 TL;DR Godot Drank 12,009 cups of coffee

[@Jadeddoxy]

Gawd dayum

[@dylaninpieces2]

r/theydidthemath

[@atmylimitrgggh]

(thats 1,140,855 milligrams of caffeine, compared to the lethal dose of caffeine being 10,000 milligrams)

[@dylaninpieces2]

@@atmylimitrgggh r/theydidthemonstermath

[@bilingualfish4246]

He would have passed out about 3002 times (bc you would normally pass out every 4 cups), Godot is coffee insane

[@KarstenPHT]

"the coffee supply of this entire country is gone!" us: drinking more than billions of liters of coffee every day because we will never run out of coffee

[@thenameisjoeW]

Godot is one of the many coffee junkies we have in this world

[@alexcollins9706]

Gadot: TIME TO MOVE TO 'MURICA!

[@Mr_Ass]

Just move to another country.

[@magicalmarshmallow3368]

You can die of caffeine poisoning, but at that point, Godot would honestly have died of water poisoning from drinking too much water(yes, its an actual thing. You can die from too much water)

[@slynthehedgehog8061]

Yes, it dilute your bloodstream. Like you can die of too much oxygen !

[@aquariussunvirgomoon4311]

My name is Godot, and i have a dream

[@233j]

jojo is incompatible with ace attorney

[@poecollector64]

This is pretty much what lawyers do after hours right?

[@thenameisjoeW]

Pretty much, Lawyers drink a lot of coffee for their job, so it makes conversation

[@Jazmin_found]

Bro is gonna be up for the rest of his life

[@bv83x]

How does bro not piss himself after 17 cups before court gets adjourned

[@alvuigi_07]

Grossberg is gonna have some company in the toilet after this one

[@Marwarluigi]

I wonder what his record is for downing Trés Bien’s coffee is

[@MrSpace5260]

my man drank 59281849 cups of coffee

[@R7-Pronion]

Okay, so, hear me out, the entire supply of coffee is empty thanks to godot but him still hasn't passed out yet because of caffeine overdose?

[@Antr3xee]

Dang did I just heard 69 seconds

[@paiyanou]

Id like to think that a baliff or someone just has a million mugs prepared everytime godot prosecutes a case

[@robertlupa8273]

Wait, how could it be [nice] seconds if there's only 60 seconds in a minute?

[@_-.Yuri.-__]

I wanna fucking see the aftermath.

[@thenameisjoeW]

he had a heart attack and went into anothet coma the end

[@_-.Yuri.-__]

@@thenameisjoeW A-Another..?

[@LynR.M.1378]

@@_-.Yuri.-__Haven’t played T&T?

[@Jeman155]

He cheated his run

[@fink_rat]

how does he not need to piss???

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

He has a bucket

[@DrYeet2704]

@@jackakakreanxx5587connected to seven septic tanks.

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

@@DrYeet2704 connected to a water treatment facility. Yes this man is the reason that we are not in a drought

[@LowtusMob]

10 hours and 9 seconds Holy hell

[@theclaudeqc3rdone290]

New response just dropped

[@mitsuharasenpai8558]

Dayum damn

[@hauntedmedic373]

Did he use decaff?

[@Shawn_1304]

Im using objection maker but I can´t figure it out how to make Godot sip many times in a row the same coffee. Someone know how to make it?

[@thenameisjoeW]

Duplicate the same frame over and over again

[@Shawn_1304]

@@thenameisjoeW I will try It, thanks

[@Butruss_Samaan]

Lol

[@noparuthirankate7895]

69 sec lol