Oblivion but Everyone Moves 100 Times Faster

[@AJSTYLEZ24]

"Look at the Muscles on You" Proceed to run into Bookshelf at super sonic speed 😂😂😂

[@Mega_Mikey]

He was EXCITED about those muscles!

[@CityofButterfly]

One of the rare times reading a comment in advance didn't ruin the joke for me.

[@persapphone]

me flirting

[@huleeyaxerssius7]

Probably referring to those leg muscles too i'd say

[@mikieswart]

this is somehow both soothing and incredibly anxiety inducing at the same time

[@TwoLeggedTriceratops]

They move like birds at scale

[@Accidental.Creation]

Oblivion, but everyone has the zoomies!

[@baileeld]

This comment had me rolling 🤣

[@imakedookie]

"i suppose i have a moment, what is it?" and then he DISAPPEARS

[@matiasvonbischhoffshausen1307]

I just love these things about the video: -No one seems to care or know about their supersonic speed, and look as happy as always -Martin seems to be the only one who is aware of the situation, and looks genuinely worried. -People can't control the location at which they will land, constantly trying to go where they were supposed to, but have no problem stopping in front of the player, and Camoran manages to stop in front of his throne when he has to, after uncontrollably moving around the room for his whole speech -Those two guys near the White Gold Tower at around 6:30 who somehow rediscovered Levitation -Every time an NPC or the player collide with a movable object, the item moves at the speed of light through the air -The constant bursts of speed and camera facing making it look like the player ragdolls for some reason -Uriel Septim just teleporting at 8:08 to ask a prisoner to show him their face

[@tatuira93]

The muffled sounds of shit being casually knocked over by these fucking golems. lmao

[@notquitehuman5097]

Cyrodiil the minute Skooma is legalized.

[@GrahamJyc1]

4:21 That must be a really rare NPC line in Oblivion! Context: In the previous game, Morrowind if you wanted a full set of Daedric armor you had to collect it piece by piece. You couldn't buy it or craft it so you literally had to go out searching for each piece. There was only one Daedric right pauldron in the entire game and it was in one of the most obscure places possible so hardly anyone found it without a guidebook of some kind. Nice homage to ES3 there. :)

[@eldermer]

Very interesting, didn't know this. I was a little confused when he said that. 😅 You can btw hear those kind of lines (which the npcs say to themselves) only with mods.

[@GrahamJyc1]

@@eldermer Thanks! Nice mod and find! Keep up the good videos! I always enjoy seeing the notification that a new one has come out. 🙂

[@BrownayRS]

To add on to this, it's a very common line to hear with the mod installed. Oblivion restoration project or Oblivion uncut add removed content, that was decided it didn't need to be in before the game was shipped, back into the game.

[@benjaminberkey2920]

There is two full sets of daedric armor in morrowind. Divayth fyr has a set except the helmet. Once he becomes useless, kill him and take the armor and the other set you can put on display.

[@arminasmikalauskas3214]

6:17 "What is it?" Vanishes immediately

[@GrahamJyc1]

6:15 He had a moment... but ONLY a moment.

[@killpidone]

The smiling murderer gets me

[@fedesso]

Yes, oh honored listener? 🙂

[@wtfgeis]

Watching clouds of items fly around at the slightest movement of anyone is pretty amusing. It's like if everyone in the game had the powers of the Flash.

[@au4h]

This game is just pure comedy gold

[@persapphone]

the conversations in oblivion sound like written and performed by aliens who have never talked to a human being but got their hands on some english learner's textbooks and winged it.

[@RdVortex]

Apparently everybody has found Boots of Blinding Speed.

[@angriboi]

"Wanna see me run to that rock and back? Wanna see me do it again?"

[@BlueFoxDenStudios]

If mankind evolved from hummingbirds.

[@BK_gamez]

“And if everyone’s super… … no one will be.”

[@deltaomega2136]

Not related to the speed but I'm amused by the fact you have an Emperor, a Blade, an Assassin and an Adoring Fan following you around.

[@destubae3271]

"My sons... they're dead, aren't they?" Yep, they ran into a sign

[@hugoclarke3284]

Their inane grins make me think the NPCs are enjoying this mod

[@tomeofnolife826]

Switch video speed to 0.25 at 6:20 for a really trippy experience

[@inb8455]

That gave me anxiety

[@dissuede6949]

This is hell.

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

aaaaalllll haaaaaaiiillll maaaaaaartiiiiin seeepptiiiiiiim

[@09csr]

Jesus... I mean thanks but jesus blooming christ... And why do they all sound like they are in pain?

[@phuturephunk]

Man, think about how fast M'aiq must be running around.

[@justinnavarro2778]

The way they hurled themselves towards you in your cell at 8:03 killed me 🤣

[@michaelwells529]

This is the game that keeps on giving. People will still be making beautiful oblivion memes like this one decades from now, and you'd better believe I'll still keep watching them!

[@chattychatotchannel]

I love the smiley friendly looking dark brotherhood murderer

[@LBPreviews]

I laughed uncontrollably for 10 minutes straight. Thanks Elder Mer.

[@airrocker001]

Electrons IRL:

[@nakano15]

1:32 Classic Oblivion bipolarity.

[@Zyk0th]

I did that once to Rolff Stone-Fist in Windhelm in Skyrim. I beat him in a fist fight, so he liked and respected me, but he also hated me because I was a Dunmer and his entire personality is "hates Dunmer.". So he'd alternate between saying racist stuff towards me and being friendly with me.

[@Esupyon]

If Akatosh was a Daedra this what I imagine his Daedric realm population be like

[@dooorrr]

Dark Brotherhood Murderer: 🙂

[@williamreely4431]

Someone put Skooma in the water supply.

[@foiz5000]

"I suppose i have a moment, what is it?" vrooom

[@chattychatotchannel]

1:41 the demeanour changes gave me whiplash haha

[@lightunderluna]

Dark brotherhood murderer: 🙂

[@ImTotallyNotABanana]

Anybody who runs would immediately deafen themselves by breaking the sound barrier

[@NoBody-ty2er]

0:10 Martin Jumpscare

[@offlineable]

How I see everyone before I've had morning coffee

[@kotsounuknock4659]

those poor souls darting into the fucking stratosphere omg

[@XyzgorYT]

Oblivion if everyone was a skooma addict. 😆

[@MP-vc4nu]

Bruh makes this actually canon 🤯

[@Fontdizzle]

This is a monument to all of man’s achievements.

[@spacechaser6369]

The irony of a man called Vigge the Cautious knocking over every damn book in the mages guild is not lost on me

[@koheletcalaforexclan6508]

Surprised no one died running into the signs😂

[@vaultboy6911]

Oblivion will forever be my favorite game of all time

[@leftsidedrive_1255]

Everyone, everywhere all at once?

[@midoritranslationchannel]

"It's good to see you again." "I'm not listening to you. It's because I don't like you." These NPC I swear to God.

[@BattleCattleSA]

the flash game lookin pretty good

[@regayudafitra6236]

This is what happen if 'made in heaven' exist in oblivion

[@Kunosachiaka]

This video was originally 1000 minutes long

[@woobiehastelly]

wish this was real life

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

I'd prefer to not break my neck walking out of bed.

[@woobiehastelly]

wish it was real@@CaptainLumpyDog

[@vkrs6048]

Oblivion but everyone is tweaking off the skooma

[@Flat_Earth_Sophia]

Most normal Oblivion video on KZbin. Love it.

[@Charlie-vp5tn]

Okay, I lost it when they started flying💀

[@josefkafka5970]

"Kim, I did some speed".

[@polly_pasta]

all these silly clumsy hummingbirds!

[@highhorseo7875]

I see the Skooma trade is really taking off

[@ashtraystories]

6:20 had me almost in tears omfg

[@arcticxabyss]

I like how everyone somehow manages to keep a straight face while they're zooming around

[@Kone5497]

Now this is what I call a speedrun😊

[@forthgoever]

This + "throwable crates'-lite" would be even funnier lol

[@eldermer]

Nice idea, maybe I'll make another one with it. 😄

[@Larsgman]

I just love how everyone near you just stands around staring at you with that goofy look while everyone else is just zooming around glitching out like mad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@torquevonthorne948]

Meanwhile the pc is a bosmer with 5 speed and 20 athletics

[@CrimeEnjoyer]

My gut hurts from laughing at the indoor scenes where people with the zoomies are knocking books and shit everywhere.

[@lf4227]

King of the Hill intro.mp4

[@bad_teeth]

0:56 I fuckin lost it

[@LemursManLemurs1]

POV: You went out to buy groceries and the free samples were an unstable skooma variant.

[@tohopes]

stop! you violated the speed limit.

[@The_Man_In_Red]

Everyone on that hummingbird juice xD

[@Indigo_Sullivan]

For a moment I thought the guard died hitting a wall

[@jesseh.5223]

Martin Septim jumpscare

[@werinter]

"Hail Martin Septim!" and everyone is running unstoppable. Hilarious! :D

[@VoVilliaCorp]

Guard: Looks like there's a killer...FOR THE EMPIRE!

[@monstrousmoss]

the best part is just hearing shit get thrown around all throughout the building

[@stickfigure805]

flies when you open the garbage can:

[@iamlucidess]

Don't worry about the mess, it's just the Skooma...

[@STERNWAERTS]

i'd love for them to become self-conscious in this insanity

[@jmm1233]

oblivion showing how it surpasses modern games in fps character rendering at high speed

[@FutureDarkJedi]

00:53 this bit killed me

[@dissuede6949]

We're basically living on a minute to minute basis now with people getting their panties in a twist due to missing a buss or a train, even tho there's another one arriving within a minute or 2. Point is; this is us irl in 30 years.

[@nakano15]

8:22 Now that guy is trying to be Slenderman.

[@Cylisfloofer]

"Average speed of Sonic" Mod XD

[@Mabra51]

When you make a fortify athletics AoE custom spell.

[@Monrita_ufc00]

0:55 - 1:10 hahahaha this scene for me is the winner

[@CordyMcDonald]

this would honestly be somehow better if the hero of kvatch was moving at regular speed

[@eldermer]

Yeah, I thought the same thing but didn't know how to do it, since it's a global setting for every character except creatures. Later I got the idea to also change the sneaking speed so when I'm in sneak mode I'm at normal speed. Maybe I'll upload another video with these settings. 😊

[@CordyMcDonald]

@@eldermer i hope you do! I’m looking forward to seeing that~

[@lacartareversadeluno]

HAVE YOU SEEN ARMAND CHRISTOPHE?

[@ratto9508]

Annoying fan is the most terrifying of them all.

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

0:52 Jauffre made a sonic boom

[@requiett]

Looks like regular Oblivion to me

[@ArthurSchoppenweghauer]

It's like GTA with 100x movement speed, except no one dies or respawns.

[@taurus600]

This is the funniest shit I've seen. I REALLY want to see this mod paired with the one where you can shoot oil to make people slip Those two things paired would be the most hilarious chaos imaginable 😂

[@birdiementlegen226]

The NPCs have no problem because of their navigation. The player on the other hand, has to adjust to their speed.

[@farkasabel]

When no one is lollygagging.

[@SpartanZK]

shit is just flying everywhere

[@spacegirl226]

The chaos is so satisfying.

[@kxmode]

look at those signs! woooo that's fast

[@huleeyaxerssius7]

Looks like they've all been hitting the skooma a bit too hard

[@jameshetfield9902]

3:26 "folks are a little quiet by Skyrim standards"... better not to know Skyrim standards

[@NicholasBrakespear]

Skooma's a hell of a drug.

[@logan_wolf]

Is this channel a Wilburgur alt? This is exactly the sort of thing Wilburgur would do for a quick laugh.

[@V_Muray]

Hm, seems pretty normal to me.

[@BrokVoekler]

The only proper way to do this is to create those freaky spells with positive reflect effects that cause everyone to move fast without using console commands